Norm Macdonald calls in The Dennis Miller Show Compilation (2007-2011) Classic Norm bits
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- Norm Macdonald calls in The Dennis Miller Show Compilation .
2007 00:00
11-02-2007 20:00
11-09-2007 28:17
11-15-2007 40:10
11-21-2007 52:15
11-30-2007 55:28
12-07-2007 1:11:27
12-14-2007 1:21:13
12-21-2007 1:34:59
11-20-2008 1:47:35
12-16-2008 1:58:03
10-19-2009 2:07:10
02-24-2010 2:11:39
03-23-2011 2:19:13
09-22-2011 2:32:45
12-15-2011 2:43:48
Check out Norm Macdonald's latest tour dates on his website
www.normmacdonald.tv/
And buy his book
www.amazon.com/Based-True-Sto... - Komedie
“I got my Mexican gardener; I didn’t know what to get him, so I think I’m gonna let him steal my identity..” RIP to the legend
One of my favorite norm jokes!
So sad. Wish he was more available while he was with us. One of those guys you never meet but miss when they're gone.
@Ag21 thanks I’ll be sure to pass that along to my son Simon, aka Peter.
Ha Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah
😭😭💀💀
True story...I was in hospital early last year for a operation on my knee.. 12 hrs after the surgery I watched and listerned to Norm McDonald on my phone high as a kite on oxycodone and laughed so much i burst all the staples and stitches...3 days later I got mrsa and nearly died... norm nearly killed me but I still love him hes my goto comedian
Hah??!
That mrsa fella sounds like a real jerk! Side note: glad your okay
That’s funny.
I’m glad you lived
Nearly died? I didn't even know you were sick.
This is where I go, when the madness gets out of hand.
I likely have depression but even if I go to a shrink I won’t talk. Thousands of $ I would spend on a shrink are saved because I listen to norm and norm with Dennis and on night shows. Norm Macdonald and Jordan Peterson have done more for my mental health than any doctor could and it’s all because of free speech.
@@1bryanmv . The wackshow can get to me too. Church, Jesus, is my anchor on what / Who matters. Norm is an old chunk of coal worth more than diamonds
@@jamesflynn4741 I agree. I once was in college on track to become a pastor. I was going to a private Christian school with plans on seminary and left because the student debt I was going to accumulate on that path was not going to work. I’ve done this and that since then, even a stint in the army national guard as an intelligence analyst. I still feel the call of the pulpit; I drown it out distractions because without those distractions it is deafening; when I was I high school my pastor told a story at Bible study (now Bible study was me a 16 year old and a bunch of 55+ every Wednesday); my pastor said he was at the local paper reviewing the ad for the church that was in the directory with all the other churches and synagogues and mosques etc, and the newspaper employee said “checking out the competition, huh?” My pastor told us his response was “my competition? This? These churches and temples? These groups? These people trying to bring people to god, this is not my competition.” He continued “my competition is not anyone that preaches love you’re neighbor, my competition are the B’s. Bed, booze, broads, and ball. My competition is what keeps people away from spiritual growth, wherever they may find it”. That has stuck with me, and even as I say this I realize the b’s have kept me from stepping to the pulpit myself in different ways. Stay with God James Flynn and remember the promise of 3:16.
Amen
For medicinal purposes, thanks to norm for keeping a lot of us out of the bughouse
Dennis' love for Norm is infectious.
yep.
dennis+norm clips don't get quite as many views because norm's dumb blue collar fanbase is threatened by dennis's highwire wordplay. shame. truffles before hogs.
Totally!
@@aweigh1010 totally. This guys a clown
@@jimvarney511 You didn’t attend the university of logic by any chance did you?
Dog owner?
@@jimvarney511 Really? Here’s hoping you find better ways to spend your time than insulting the “dumb blue collars” who keep the world running.
Find a partner who loves you the way Dennis Miller loves Norm.
I can’t imagine how Dennis must be feeling right now. Such a sad loss
Holy shit it’s been 8 months…
It's not a loss at all! Norm bravely battled to a draw with the Ol Lump of Cancer
I always thought of Norm as something other than human, someone remote from such things as mortality. When I heard the news today, I went through all the stages of grief in an instant. We were lucky to have him, and what a gift it is that he ran his mouth for hundreds of hours that we can listen to over and over again. That old chunk of coal will be a diamond forever.
I swear i was thinking the same thing. I feel like i lost a funny uncle even got emotional over it even though i was never fortunate to meet him or see him in person. He truly was a gift & provided countless hours of joy & laughter. Specially enjoy his Conan appearances. Classic! RIP Norm
1:40
At this time Norm lets slip that his cancer is on his mind....
I dont know what year this was...but they say he knew about the cancer since 2012
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Well said 💔
@@edub9930 ⁰pp
There is a Norm sized hole in my heart. Thanks for everything you old chunk of coal. You will always be the greatest. RIP
1:40
At this time Norm lets slip that his cancer is on his mind....
I dont know what year this was...but they say he knew about the cancer since 2012
@@AMEER-114- title of the video says the clips are 2007-2011
So not at the time
💔 NORM AS BURT RENOLDS WAS EPICLY 🙌 HILARIOUS AND ONPOINT TO THE POINT OF EVEN THO YOU KNEW IT WAS NORM YOU STARTED TO SEE BURT AND QUESTION WHAT YOU WERE SEEING...GENIUS‼️
TURD FURGUSON WAS RIDICULOUS 😭 MISS HIM SO MUCH ALREADY
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@@davego2160 my wrong
Great quote brother so fitting
Thank you Stormin Norman we’ll talk at ya down the road 😢
It’s on us to keep Norm alive. Spread the gospel.
As long as I'm alive, he will be.
Your CZcams account is as old as my brother that's crazy
i have a really good playlist on my channel with a rare norm interviews and bootleg stand up sets with jokes that arent in his specials. if you wanna see something new.
@@molly_daly4066 that’s the nicest anyone called me a boomer.
@@molly_daly4066 😭💀🤣
Dennis Miller loves Norm like we all do. He gets him.
I've put this video on so many times when I've needed to smile again, and now I'm back here again. RIP Norm, thanks for the smiles
1:40
At this time Norm lets slip that his cancer is on his mind....
I dont know what year this was...but they say he knew about the cancer since 2012
@@AMEER-114- he's so strong to not let it ruin his joy it's almost beautiful how well he hides it
Same here. It’s one of my few saved videos. Dennis Miller is laughing the whole time. It’s great.
@@AMEER-114- based on the title, that may not jive.
@@nunyabidness1852 im afraid i failed to.see that
Dennis is laughing before Norm even spoke haha. Oh how we loved Him.
This comes on every night if I fall asleep with auto-play on.
I have a 'Norm' playlist that I loop haha
Literally last night
I thought I was the only one
Wow I can't believe i actually can understand this concept.
Cf-apps - the legend! I watch all your videos!
Hearing Dennis laugh at Norm is the best! He truly appreciates Norm's genius.
21:52 "THESE ARE GOLD!!!" (Dennis' reaction to the Winona Ryder joke). Hahaaha. What a great joke.
@Dick Dastardly such a great call. I love both combos.
A lot of people confuse the laughter as Coming from Dennis, but the loud wheezing laughter is in fact his sidekick Sal. Dennis is also clearly laughing but quieter in the mix
@@robr135 Yep. Good ear.
The ventriloquist bit is pure comedy genius. Might be my favorite Norm bit.
Probably my favorite also
Everything Norm McDonald says is enough to keep me in stitches. But to hear Dennis Miller cracking up makes it even better. Dennis knows Norm isn’t even trying to be funny. He knows Norm is just being Norm.
Yes ... yes ... YES!!!
Rest in Peace, Norm. I think I'll be listening to this and practicing my ventriloquism as part of my therapy.
Is old Alec mc Gerson still a virulent anti- Semite? I’ve had it up to here with this character.
It's possible I'm actually one of his friends in the bag... that's how we would like to get referred to.
Netflix was insane not to renew his show absolutely insane.
They ruined it though. Wanted to forcw some shitty late night format like that garbage show with that minge out guy.
Netflix leashed the hell out of norm. U just gotta let him go.
@@jepulis6674 Yeah the online show was much better.
Yeah I'm sure it wasn't norms idea
I believe it's because Norm knew he might not live long enough due to his cancer
Norm's general good nature is what allows him to get away with the harshest stuff. I finally figured it out. So freakin' funny.
Yeah! Kinda like Don Rickles - totally different comedic style, but the same concept applies.
@@rossow88 i bet you Rickles wouldn't mix 6 thousands with 6 million.
@@alientube1984 There is no difference
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Once saw him live and had a lesbian as a date. Haha! He started telling guy joke and she started cussing him out loud like crazy. He turned red and lasted 5 minutes or so. I was so embarrassed! They eventually kicked her out. But Norm live is amazing!
jesus man norm dropped so many hints these pants 11 years. I've seen him reference cancer and allude to death in dozens of videos now. A truly legendary comedian and an even better man, rest in peace, Norm Macdonald.
I don't think he was diagnosed at this point.
@@BigDome1 talking about in general, you see alot of clips from the past decade, but yea he got diagnosed 2010, some of th clips are, but he always had a fear of developing terminal illness hes talked a bunch about on other interviews.
people need to stop losing there mind, even if the 9 years is true which science says its not, these radio spots were before the 9 years, norm has talked extensively about death even had a special where death was the main theme. ALL OF THIS BEFORE "the 9 year window". As if?
@@stephenstrang590 Science says he couldn’t have been diagnosed with cancer 9 years ago?
Lmao
Ya science; fuck that guy
Norm has been my go-to for laughs for the past 5 years. Dennis obviously loved the guy and I feel so terribly for all of his friends and family. Worlds funniest man. RIP
1:40
At this time Norm lets slip that his cancer is on his mind....
I dont know what year this was...but they say he knew about the cancer since 2012
@@AMEER-114- Nope, all pre-2012. Norm was the best, though.
Every time Dennis laughs, norm's jokes become 10 times funnier! I love Dennis's laugh!!
I'm a guitarist. When one of us is on some other nearly inhuman level that can never be attained through mere practice, we call them an alien. Norm was an alien.
Totally brother
He was the EVH of comedy.
@@Autumn_Forest_ ya crazy we lost them both this past year
The last few bars......czcams.com/video/FniuCg3NvHg/video.html
I have listened to this more times than I care to admit. Gold.
You are not alone!!!
I listen to it pretty much every night for the past 7 months during this pandemic. It helps me relax alleviate my mind of seriousness and helps me get back to sleep when I you wake up to attend to my needy prostate LOL
@@caniican sames
I love to play these Norm audio compilations when I play Minecraft or something.
This recording contains some of the funniest chat ever.
Norm…Legend
2:02:13
When he brings in Rusty and makes Dennis feel like he’s 7 years old, it’s beautiful.
I love that Norm doesn’t care that this is a show and just uses it as time to talk to a friend
Norm’s impromptu follow-up to Miller’s reference to Richard Speck is absolutely brilliant. 2:48:06.
When I heard you died, Norm. I thought I'd never laugh again. But you've got me cracking up again. I'm so grateful that I'll always have your jokes to come back to. We all miss you so much Norm. Rest easy King.
😭
Norm's dead?
I listen to this at least once a day lol
Me too. I’m trying to learn these bits to share them with my friends and family.
I actually listen to this pretty much every night when I wake up with the middle-aged gift frequent urination and a prostate that is needy of attention. It helps me relax chill and eventually get back to sleep until the next urine deposit LOL it is what it is but I love this banter between these two wonderful Souls. Comedy is always the best medicine for what ails you
Wish i had 3 hours to listen to this every day...jesus man, what do u do for a living - nothing?
I use this to ease my troubled mind during these troubled times. I don’t know how it works but I don’t need to question it. It just works.
How does this NOT GET OLD!
Rest in Peace, Norm, you absolute Legend.
All the smartest people in the business realized that Norm was a genius. Miller, Letterman, Conan, all the other geniuses saw what he was actually doing and were in awe and in stitches that he had the balls to break every single rule of comedy and still somehow be the funniest man in the room.
Spot on.
yed .
Norm played Norm really well: czcams.com/video/FniuCg3NvHg/video.html
I want this played during my funeral
RIP Norm :( basically all I listened to since covid started.
There are two great things that make me laugh. Norm Macdonald. And Dennis Miller laughing at Norm Macdonald. God rest your soul Norm. And thank you Dennis for being a great comedian who could look at another great comedian and connect the dots.
Norm is Dennis's kryptonite.
"come on in sir, we don't have much time, ya know, I hope you like the place, I was just defecating in it. Anyway, I got an 8:40 to Chicago, I don't have much time, so let's disrobe and get to this filthy business. I'm gonna grab a slice of Sbarro."... hahaha.. Hilarity at its finest!
what time mark is this at?
@@deanhart9627 It's the first story/joke, starting around 2 mins into the video.
@@deanhart9627 like 5:27
I love how Norm just barely starts talking and Dennis Miller is already cracking up 😂.
There's just something about his setup, or maybe it's his voice, but he starts talking and I start laughing.
Dirty Work was pure genius
Dennis's radio show got me through a rough time in my life. But nothing was more satisfying than his conversations with Norm.
I'm arrived at the game late, but I'm so glad I found this guy. He's changed my outlook. He's absolutely hilarious
Norm's the best
glad to have you, check out superdave, marc norman , couple others i cant think of
So I have 5 or eight homework assignments due by tomorrow at midnight and I'm here rolling around on the floor in a convulsive fit of laughter listening to that damn poem!
LOLOLOLOLOL
I hope you Tony Stark those assignments lol
"Am I really expected to believe that Heisman-winner OJ Simpson could be capable of armed robbery?"
I'm dead
Norm MacDonald is the Mark Twain of comedians . Brilliant! A true legend and story teller. Hilarious 😂
🤯🤯🤯😥😥😥😥😥hate that he’s gone. Been watching everything Norm for the last two days nonstop. He was the best. But we are lucky to be able to watch him forever for all the smiles and laughs he makes everyone have instantly
"I'm thankful for the fine ladies, who live across this country. Who leave pie's on their windowsills, so an ol chunk of coal like me might have a meal from time to time. " kills me every time.
Same, it’s incredible
But why,actually?
I hope Dennis is doing ok. I hope you got experience half of the love we all have for you norm. You’ll truly be missed. Nothing will ever be the same. I love you, norm.
1:40
At this time Norm lets slip that his cancer is on his mind....
I dont know what year this was...but they say he knew about the cancer since 2012
Howd you make your screen name?
@Proper my bad....i shoulda seen...
RIP Norm, you were too good for this world 😢
Am I expected to believe that O.J. Simpson is capable of armed robbery?
Listen, Marge...that story about that dead son of yours...it’s a bit of a yawner.
Best part
I nearly cried
Anyone on here get the feeling that Dennis really just wants to know where Norm gets his ideas from?
😆😆😆🏆
streetliteman118 Surely you jest?!
Meat section, same as Super Dave.
@@michalrzmichalrz6656 is that at Ralphs perchance?
just from a bigger Ralph's than Dave
Norm is an unrecognized genius. He kills me. You either get it, or you don't.
He's pretty recognized. Chappelle called him the best.
Brazilian Atlantis I think he was referring to the driveling masses and not Norms peers who widely accept and understand his comedic genius.
Brazilian Atlantis theres a huge amount of people who dont get Norm
@@LDGecko yeah he’s not main stream like someone like Chappell or Kevin heart or like louis ck (was) even tho norm is the GOAT
@@teamgitusome- Truth. Those who do tend to understand more about the human psyche and pick up on what he's up to. When I was younger I barely gave a hoot about him but now he and Dave are my GOATs - two different flavors - like the best burger and the best pizza.. depend on your mood.
Although Bill Burr is definitely another good one. He keeps it as real S possible without completely offending the wrong group(s).
The three aforementioned DGAF and that's what most of us dig about them.
Dennis mentions "Sam Drucker" played by the late Frank Cady. Sam Drucker was a character on THREE different CBS sitcoms in the 60's and 70's, GREEN ACRES, PETTICOAT JUNCTION and THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES. All 3 shows were on the at the same time in shared universe! Sam's cheap toupee scenes were always my favorite. "It's a young Sam Drucker!"
Not even a sports fan but hearing them talk about Aaron Rogers as an "up and comer" is really trippy.
true
Just don’t let him near a NFC Championship trophy, he must be allergic to it or something
I almost passed away the same day as Norm,spent 2 weeks in critical care listening to him.
“Who’s booking you, Harriet Tubman?” Cracks me up every time!!
Rewatching this for the 12 time gonna edit this every time I watch the whole thing over.
It's sad hearing what Norm said around 1:45.
He was a legend, RIP Norm.
I didn’t even know he was sick! RIP Norm Macdonald.
His mom knew.
No one else knew.
Not Letterman. Not Conan.
Not Dennis Miller.
No one.
Exactly as Norm wanted it !
Yesss, everything well organized with the dates and everything, good job. I come back to Norm on Miller monthly, this might be my new favorite vid!
Norm, 5-12-2014: "Alec Majerison. That whole thing was unfortunate.... What happened was I bought a puppet that originally belonged to Edgar Bergen, and he was a crusty old fella. He was a curmudgeon, ya know? Well pretty early on it became clear to me that he was a vehement Holocaust denier. But this is the point I'm trying to make: he's just plain wrong. And you know, I know he was born in a different time, but he's just plain wrong. He's in a musty old suitcase in my basement. And that's where he'll stay."
@@thebrazilianatlantis165 /wheezes intensely
Norm's take on dog the bounty hunter is priceless.
Every single line of it is gold
Amazing.
Are his bounty hunting days over? Kills me
2:31:40 "Listen Marge, that story about that dead son of yours.... is a bit of a yawner" hahaha
thanxgiving speech was gold for sure... miller and sal have an infectious laugh thats hard to not laugh too... people here at work are lookin at me like im a crazy person ...
Their look at you is the mere price you paid for hearing all this. Who's the one having phun?!
@@danceswithpatton3650 i told them what was up… i didnt care what they think! i AM having fun at work fukem!
1:21:13 Dennis comparing Norm's acting to a POW reading a ransom note with a gun to his head lol
lmao thanks for the stamp thats a great moment
I’ll never stop coming back to this video. RIP Norm. Funniest man ever.
My heart just aches.
PERFECTLY GREAT COMMENT
1:40
At this time Norm lets slip that his cancer is on his mind....
I dont know what year this was...but they say he knew about the cancer since 2012
Norm will be missed. 😢 Rest In Peace.
Norm with his ventriloquist dummies is gold
RIP Norm. You were always one of the funniest people to ever live, one of my favorite SNL members. You will be missed good sir.
*RUSTY'S WOOD, MY GUY*
wish Norm and Dennis would do more together
Find you someone who loves you as much as Dennis loves norm
I've never been a huge fan of Dennis but all of Norm's appearances on his shows were always dynamite, he had fantastic chemistry with Norm.
I’m gonna grab a slice of Sbarro........
I’m convinced that comedians don’t have off the cuff conversations; they simply do their act in various interviews.
Convinced?! I thought that's pretty obvious
They can’t help it...everything is a bit.
Well they don't call to just catch up. They promote something and they have to be on
Shouldn't comedians be masters of witty repartee and off-the-cuff badinage?
@@shayanakbarry not necessarily sometimes the jokes are recognizable then other times they may be trying out material in podcasts. The latter is hard to tell.
I always love the "from the vault" jokes.
"Joke should have stayed in the vault"
Two wrongs don't make a right
“I’m in Los Angeles, the city of…… “ 😂😂RIP Normy.. ☀️
That thing the mechanics use to crawl under your car is non-ironically called a "creeper".
52:14 this is one of my all time favorite Norman bits
same
We need Norm right now more than ever.
I don't know alot about Dennis Miller but it seems obvious to me that he is a very intelligent man. Listening to these two is how I imagine people who enjoy poetry feel.
A long-standing item associated with Dennis Miller is his *extensive vocabulary* he puts into play w/o over doing it.
Miller has terrible analogies, sometimes way off, sometimes too obscure for the sake of obscurity. Check out some of his drunken appearances on the O’Reilly Factor and their tour after Bill was canceled. But be prepared to cringe.
God bless this, Will always hold Norm deep in our hearts
Looking back Norm has straight up told us he was sick the whole time. You can tell he starts to joke about death more and most of his answers to mortal questions were just a little too surreal knowing what we know now. He was surely using his own humor as a way to help himself through that tunnel. In the most Norm fashion possible.
No one makes Dennis Miller laugh harder than Norm Macdonald
Thank you for the video!
These compilations are brilliant, thanks Mr Happy.
Norm an Dennis Miller hilarious together, don't stop!
I head off to bed telling my husband..."I have a date with Norm and Dennis"
I finally found you and your married. Damn.
To me that sounds racist.
This video took some work, thank you!
This is my favorite video on CZcams.
I had trouble sleeping, but I listen to this every night and I forget about everything, it is just perfect.
Normie you are my best friend and I love you, thanks.
Thanx for the three hours of pure fun.
Been saving this one.
I watched this vid so many times. Love listening to it while I work
I can’t count how many times I’ve come back to this.
Miss ya Stormin’ Norman!
This is amazing - thanks so much - otherwise would have never heard these call-ins Wonderful, quality funny. Norm is brilliant and a top fave.
This might be my favorite Norm video on YT. 💕
Thank you for uploading this.
I need a hype man like Dennis, because jokes are only as good as the laughter they inspire
This might be one of the worst theories that I've ever heard in my life. Holy fuck
@@portlandgoose4727 this is probably the worst comment I’ve ever read in my life. No point, no goal, just pure bullshit. Congrats to you bro
@@teeheeteeheeish well, there actually was a pretty clear point / goal to my comment
Yet two comments in and I don't know your point..
Does a tree make sound if no one hears it fall.. it's a pretty timeless question humanity's always had.
But I doubt you understand what I mean. Does ending your 'points' w holy fuck help convey them..
Seems like we lost Norm right when we needed him the most. Damn I'm gonna miss his unique perspective on everything and his delivery was just so..... Norm. Nobody does, did, or ever will do it like him. Absolutely one of, if not THE funniest people of all time. Rest in peace Norm. The world has lost a little piece of it's smile. Godspeed.
Maybe favorite Norm compilation. Perfectly crafted.
Playing on loop tonight