Kim Possible - Nostalgia Critic

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    The nostalgic teen spy gets her own film, and fans are none too happy what happened to their butt-kicking heroine. Nostalgia Critic takes a look to see if anything is redeemable with Kim Possible.
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    Kim Possible is an American comedy action-adventure television film that premiered as a Disney Channel Original Movie on Disney Channel on February 15, 2019. Based on the animated series Kim Possible created by Mark McCorkle and Bob Schooley, the film stars Sadie Stanley, Sean Giambrone, and Ciara Riley Wilson.
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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  Před 5 lety +1049

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  • @youseineko
    @youseineko Před 5 lety +5187

    “‘Kim Possible’ was an empowering show because it didn’t tell a story about a girl who was a hero. It told a story about a hero who was a girl.”
    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @nenshoufox
      @nenshoufox Před 5 lety +516

      Now if only Hollywood would understand that instead of trying to make everything “woke”.

    • @jenneacubero1036
      @jenneacubero1036 Před 5 lety +125

      @CAcartoon Have you seen what they're now doing to "Batgirl" and "Charlie's Angels"? I haven't even watch the original and yet I still like apologizing to Farrah Fawcett.

    • @starcherry6814
      @starcherry6814 Před 5 lety +26

      @@jenneacubero1036 Not going to lie I am kind of excited for Bat *woman* 😹
      Because I like the actress.
      I have a feeling it will be my next guilty pleasure

    • @SlapshotStudios
      @SlapshotStudios Před 5 lety +36

      Sir. Knowsalot the first one talks about a hero and the second is about the heroes gender

    • @theleeroymethod9996
      @theleeroymethod9996 Před 5 lety +9

      Preach On Brother!

  • @caidalee1994
    @caidalee1994 Před 5 lety +2579

    “They didn’t write a girl who was a hero. They wrote a hero who was a girl.” Hit the nail on the end.

    • @firenze6424
      @firenze6424 Před 5 lety +159

      That’s cause it’s all modern Disney cares about, why write characters when you can right stereotypes

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 Před 5 lety +153

      even the original kim would act less stereotypically even when she was acting stereotypical about fashion and stuff

    • @firenze6424
      @firenze6424 Před 5 lety +20

      Sara Fontanini the og( fuck autocorrect) was awesome

    • @saloz9483
      @saloz9483 Před 5 lety +94

      this right here. You can have a strong female lead and never bring to attention that she is female.

    • @tumsfestival8027
      @tumsfestival8027 Před 5 lety +54

      It’s weird that Disney who is focusing on pushing girls in their media, have decided that their female leads are either, boring super people with no interesting qualities, or stereotypical girls that are completely unfit for their roles?

  • @Arktik1st
    @Arktik1st Před 3 lety +980

    "She is a world famous spy"
    Doesn't that make a bad spy?

    • @9751matt
      @9751matt Před 3 lety +104

      For one thing, Kim Possible was never "random citizen can pick her out of the crowd" famous.
      And I guess it begs the question, if you are constantly sent on missions with high end spy gear to help governments, the world, or even just prevent thefts but not much undercover stuff, are you a spy or just an altruistic mercenary that doesn't accept money, only networking?

    • @thatguynamedbenjamin
      @thatguynamedbenjamin Před 3 lety +27

      That logic makes sense
      so Disney doesn't like it

    • @gabbygabs8271
      @gabbygabs8271 Před 3 lety +9

      Well, you're not wrong.

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 Před 3 lety +33

      Archer: "If you can't tell women you're a secret agent, then what's the point of being one?"
      (I couldn't find the exact quote)

    • @YourLocalMairaaboo
      @YourLocalMairaaboo Před 3 lety +3

      If you can do your missions even with that fame, yeah.

  • @benm5970
    @benm5970 Před 4 lety +1225

    A lot of the jokes in this movie literally feel like Disney is mocking fans for liking Kim Possible in the first place

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 Před 4 lety +16

      Ben McDonald yeah😅.............

    • @ambushbob5383
      @ambushbob5383 Před 4 lety +65

      Well ya...its disney they are known for harboring hatred for fans.

    • @pastorcodymitchell1456
      @pastorcodymitchell1456 Před 4 lety +38

      that's.... actually very sadly true I didn't watch this abomination of a movie and don't plan to but ur right

    • @awesomefox555
      @awesomefox555 Před 4 lety +40

      THEY JEM AND THE HOLIGRAMS’D IT.

    • @Zerpderp0
      @Zerpderp0 Před 4 lety +44

      @@awesomefox555 SOILED IT!! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!!

  • @TheMstrydude
    @TheMstrydude Před 5 lety +1835

    Remember a sitch in time when Kim was trying out for cheerleading and although Bonnie hated her she still let her on the team proper because she nailed the try outs? What happened to that?

    • @firewolf950tfwgaming7
      @firewolf950tfwgaming7 Před 5 lety +243

      The logic of Bonnie being a person who wants to be on top, but will suck it up in some way that’s comedic for us and allows for the demonstration of actual imagery that makes sense was one of the first things the writers were told to get rid of.

    • @strawberryherpes528
      @strawberryherpes528 Před 5 lety +224

      Yeah, watching this live-action Bonnie compared to the OG Bonnie felt more like a caricature of what the character actually was. Yes, she could be a snide, petty pain in the ass, especially to Kim out of everyone, but the show seemed pretty aware that was 100% due to Bonnie being jealous. But also, Bonnie could at least begrudgingly acknowledge Kim's talent and skill. In fact, if the live-action movie was supposed to be some weird moral about jealousy, why not just evolve Bonnie a bit further and have her be Kim's new, begrudging sidekick? Have them be frenemies rather than straight up enemies. She could have been the Kate Sanders to Kim's Lizzie McGuire

    • @SlightlyPeeved
      @SlightlyPeeved Před 5 lety +37

      Strawberry Herpes I think I remember that being an actual episode in the show (a good one at that)

    • @privatesteve4048
      @privatesteve4048 Před 5 lety +5

      Raiding this comment to say that Channel Awesome has been covering up CEO's that ruined people's lives through sexual assault and unprofessional tactics.

    • @Sam-bv7vk
      @Sam-bv7vk Před 5 lety +27

      @@privatesteve4048 for Christ's sake, that already came out in a documentary. What, do you live under a rock or something?

  • @MusicInMe754
    @MusicInMe754 Před 5 lety +1374

    "They're not doing a Gravity Falls movie, are they?"
    CRITIC, NO!!!! Don't give them any ideas!!!

    • @nra3zehuti781
      @nra3zehuti781 Před 5 lety +32

      The show is finished , what the fuck is the film gonna be about anyway?

    • @NebulaWords
      @NebulaWords Před 5 lety +90

      @@nra3zehuti781 Their high schools years and dealing with a humanoid Bill Cipher because that's obviously what we all wanted :V
      With a side of Dipper thirsting after another hot teenage girl and Mabel crying every five minutes.

    • @aerialpunk
      @aerialpunk Před 5 lety +24

      @@NebulaWords Don't forget that Lil' Gideon would become just Gideon, and would use his charisma to basically run the high school (and, of course, the action would virtually never actually leave the high school cos high school is the only important thing in life)

    • @InkyDave1928
      @InkyDave1928 Před 5 lety +4

      To late, mickey is doing a movie, a sequel, and a series based on the movie

    • @mony6847
      @mony6847 Před 5 lety +7

      @@NebulaWords he said don't give them ideas

  • @hermitfox3053
    @hermitfox3053 Před 4 lety +888

    Wtf. Athena has so many Mary Sue self insert red flags. A fan who can do everything better than the main character and has a dramatic evil twist with a sacrifice at the end? That's just... so bad.

    • @jbcatz5
      @jbcatz5 Před 4 lety +37

      HermitFox Making the Mary Sue elements key to the plot does not excuse them being present to begin with. TV shows and movies have handled someone dealing with someone else taking their role in the team much more subtly than this. McKay in Stargate Atlantis was getting unsettled that his parallel world counterpart actually got on with the other people in the expedition, but they missed original flavour Rodney McKay as egotistical as he was.

    • @puppymaroon964
      @puppymaroon964 Před 4 lety +64

      Here is my idea for how to rewrite the plot of the Kim Possible movie: the movie starts off as normal with Kim and Ron rescuing the scientist followed by the recreation of the cartoon’s intro. After that, we cut to Shego breaking Drax out of prison. They head back to their hideout and after a bit of their usual banter, they begin to plot how to take down Kim once and for all. We then cut to Kim and Ron showing up to class a few minutes late because of their last mission. Shortly afterwards, Athena is presented to the class as the new girl. Later that day, after school, Kim sees Athena being picked on by Bonnie. So Kim springs into action and stands up for Athena. Kim then invites Athena to come hang out with her and Ron. Athena then reveals to Kim she is a big fan of Kim and shows her Kim and Ron cosplay with Ron as a dog. Rather than say he wants to be a dog when he grows up, Ron would say he had no idea how cute he would look as a dog. We then get a montage of Kim hanging out with Athena, training her, and giving her a makeover. After that ends, we cut to Kim, Ron, and Athena walking home from school when they get alerted by Wade that Drax is planning on releasing a toxin that would place the entire town under mind control. So the trio set off to stop Drax. However, upon arriving on the scene Kim and Ron end up in a death trap. Luckily, Athena manages to rescue them and stop Drax in the nick of time becoming the hero of the town. However, rather than get jealous, or upset about it, Kim is just happy for Athena. We then cut to an awards ceremony where Athena is receiving an award for saving the town. Suddenly, Drax shows up and snatches Athena. Kim and Ron try to stop him, but they end up getting tricked by Shego allowing Drax to get away with Athena. Kim and Ron head to Kim’s house and tell Kim’s parents what happened. So Kim’s mom, along with Kim’s grandmother, went with Kim and Ron to rescue Athena. When Kim went into where Athena is being held captive, she is surprised to find that it looks like a normal teen girl’s room. Athena then admits to Kim that she is actually an android created by Drax. Drax’s plan was to get Kim to befriend and train Athena and the plot to release a toxin that would place the town under mind control was just a setup to test the skills Athena learned from Kim. Athena does not know what Drax’s ultimate goal is but knows it can’t be good. Drax then takes Athena away and places Kim into a death trap. Luckily, Ron, with help from Rufus, helps Kim escape. (By the way, in this rewrite, Rufus accompanies Ron throughout the film rather than be discovered in a lab at some point in the movie). The rest of the film will play out as normal.

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 Před 4 lety +34

      @@jbcatz5 swear to God I've heard of many Wattpad fanfics that have the main character named Athena ( whether they be Batman, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter or Avengers
      This was before this came out

    • @alysssabear
      @alysssabear Před 4 lety +35

      @@puppymaroon964 THIS is how you write a Kim Possible live action movie, not this horseshit that somehow got a 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. I applaud you my friend. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @mollymcmurtrie8037
      @mollymcmurtrie8037 Před 4 lety +17

      @@puppymaroon964 Thank you that's how the movie is done not this piece of trash. Also make it animated.

  • @Dave_thenerd
    @Dave_thenerd Před 4 lety +661

    Who the hell is Athena? Where's Monique ? You know, Kim's best friend who occasionally fights along side her (albeit she can't fight on the level Kim can)? She was a very cool character who sort of balanced out Ron's goofy-ness and incompetence. Where the hell is she?
    Side note: I'm very near-sighted and thought Athena was naked from the waist down at 30:40 :/

    • @LucyLioness100
      @LucyLioness100 Před 3 lety +81

      Monique was a fun character & not just a token ethnic friend. She was no mission sidekick like Ron, but she was Kim’s voice of reason in her daily life at school and work. Plus Monique also got to have some fun chemistry with Ron particularly in the science partner episode

    • @firelionnadavcretzo9114
      @firelionnadavcretzo9114 Před 3 lety +6

      No dont you get it its about the start before the tv show and in a diffrent timeline beacuse roufus did not got adopted in high school

    • @shototodoroki4868
      @shototodoroki4868 Před 3 lety +5

      Athena replaced Monique. They probably thought they could shake things up by replacing her

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 Před 3 lety +5

      Not only that but Athena reminds me Bebe
      You know what I'm talking about, Drakkens robots
      He made fembots called Bebe, Athena is a bot, she's Bebe

    • @mrrunodan8119
      @mrrunodan8119 Před 3 lety

      @@shototodoroki4868 you are a copycat of Prince Zuko!

  • @Guntherson220
    @Guntherson220 Před 5 lety +981

    "Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?"
    "It's an ending that's enough"
    The best summary of this movie

  • @Iced_out_skelly
    @Iced_out_skelly Před 5 lety +1060

    Kim: *drops pencil*
    Also kim: *does 20 backflips to pick it up*

    • @ivankirin816
      @ivankirin816 Před 5 lety +61

      Nah in this film, she would cry for 15 minutes.

    • @Iced_out_skelly
      @Iced_out_skelly Před 5 lety +45

      Ivan Kirin then does the backflips to pick it up

    • @ivankirin816
      @ivankirin816 Před 5 lety +29

      @@Iced_out_skelly and then cry cuz no one saw her do than.

    • @billybobjoe7524
      @billybobjoe7524 Před 5 lety +35

      Cry while doing 20 backflips

    • @Iced_out_skelly
      @Iced_out_skelly Před 5 lety +3

      Why Am I Wasting my life On CZcams revolutionary

  • @eulyc.959
    @eulyc.959 Před 4 lety +231

    "Peter Parker and the cast of Lord of the Rings cried less than you" 😂

  • @davidpusquin2715
    @davidpusquin2715 Před 4 lety +197

    Kim was like
    "Yeah, I wanted to give you confidence and motivate you to be a better version of yourself.
    But not that much, now I really want you to be worst"

    • @Amsosorryscotty
      @Amsosorryscotty Před rokem +3

      And wean you get more attention then her, because you where a better spy then her. She gets whiny and upset and ruins the mission because you prove to her that you can also be a good spy.

  • @scarysara9364
    @scarysara9364 Před 5 lety +1810

    “There not doing a *Gravity Falls* movie ; _are they_ ?”
    Shut up Critic, or you'll give them _ideas_ !

    • @itsjustmenova
      @itsjustmenova Před 5 lety +27

      ScarySara93 actually I’d take that even if it’s terrible

    • @scarysara9364
      @scarysara9364 Před 5 lety +42

      @@itsjustmenova
      What about a live action *Phineas & Ferb* movie?

    • @skailerderkonigderdiebe5499
      @skailerderkonigderdiebe5499 Před 5 lety +13

      I wonder if they will give them the actual Journal 3 Special Edition.

    • @alice-in-wonderland5900
      @alice-in-wonderland5900 Před 5 lety +12

      You’re telling me they have ideas in the first place?

    • @bullwinkle524
      @bullwinkle524 Před 5 lety +5

      Even if they made it, it’d probably be animated

  • @DarkLordGanondorf190
    @DarkLordGanondorf190 Před 5 lety +2354

    Also, Kim being a cheerleader was not just there because. The bodily fitness and nimbleness it gave her made her such a formidable agent.

    • @vicedea
      @vicedea Před 5 lety +312

      Yeah. If there gonna change it,why not do gymnastics? It would work well with her acrobatics.

    • @greyblueme9711
      @greyblueme9711 Před 5 lety +189

      Vice Dea I guess since being a soccer player is "more" empowering than being a cheerleader or gymnast even though they also have to train a ton and memorize group routines

    • @julymagnus493
      @julymagnus493 Před 5 lety +47

      This is the American cartoon equivalent of saying I watch Anime for the plot.

    • @WileyCylas
      @WileyCylas Před 5 lety +12

      She needs to be in the Marvel universe

    • @ClaudetteVioletta
      @ClaudetteVioletta Před 5 lety +7

      @@greyblueme9711 Exactly.

  • @dreamchaser829
    @dreamchaser829 Před 4 lety +235

    *watches the cheerleader montage*. Why the heck are cheerleaders always shoved into the dumb or mean girl cliche? Their freaking awesome, work tirelessly for their routines, and put their bodies through torturous exercises. They deserve so much more in pop culture!

    • @moonstruck8245
      @moonstruck8245 Před 2 lety +22

      Not to mention they have to be really skilled and brave, I have seen what can happen when some of their stunts go wrong, even the less difficult stunts that regular high school cheerleaders - not the ones who cheerlead competitively like in colleges - do, and holy *crap* those can be some life-altering (or ending) injuries!

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 Před 2 lety +30

      Maybe because,
      A.) The creators were losers in high school whom were bullied or dumped by the worse cheerleaders in the team, or
      B.) Creativity deficit.

    • @erichermann1226
      @erichermann1226 Před 2 lety +13

      Because the cheerleader type was written by non-athletes in a time when cheerleaders were at the top of the teenage girl hierarchy and those non-athletes were generally obsessive loners. And once a type like this starts, it tends to stick.
      Edit: plus teenagers tend to clique-ish anyway (more than just the human norm) so when you have a cohesive unit (cheer team) it's easy for them to fall into that domineering pattern that the trope appeals to.

    • @coffetrueno9791
      @coffetrueno9791 Před 2 lety +3

      I guess being a football player is more easy than being a cheerleader

    • @Grim_Sister
      @Grim_Sister Před rokem +1

      Dude, there’s a reason you make the cheerleader the hero: Buffy, Card Captor Sakura and Kim do all these insane feats on the daily while having stuff thrown/shot at them. Being tossed in the air a few times by you squad mates?
      So not the drama

  • @MeseoKimura
    @MeseoKimura Před 4 lety +339

    Well, Sheego being a "mom" for her evil boss is the best thing about this film.

  • @sithtyp8151
    @sithtyp8151 Před 5 lety +885

    I remember like 35 minutes ago, I didn't know about a Kim Possible live action movie, life was good back then.

    • @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.
      @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. Před 5 lety +55

      I haven't even seen it, and I already want all 86 minutes of my life back.

    • @suckypuckle9292
      @suckypuckle9292 Před 5 lety +19

      Me watching this review: '...THAT'S BONNIE? HOW?!?'
      I hate this.

    • @suckypuckle9292
      @suckypuckle9292 Před 5 lety +2

      @bryan diaz varela "that's why everybody gets blackwashed"
      Let me guess, you're mad about Ariel? Yawn. I'm sure you have a solid case though.

    • @MrGabeanator
      @MrGabeanator Před 5 lety

      lol

    • @autisticspaceman9397
      @autisticspaceman9397 Před 5 lety +6

      @@suckypuckle9292 *complains about them race changing a character, then dismisses some one for having the same grievances* hmm...

  • @gustafhillertz8741
    @gustafhillertz8741 Před 5 lety +567

    Producer "hey girl, can you do a flip?"
    Actor "yeh, why"
    Producer "oooooh boy."

  • @LunaMoon84
    @LunaMoon84 Před 4 lety +100

    As a big KP fan who still watches the show, Kim was never jealous of others because she built others up instead of tearing them down. She admired other people for their strengths, and that everyone is special in their own way, Ron included. She loved when she could compete with people on her own level or above because she always liked a challenge.

    • @maxwellschwass
      @maxwellschwass Před 2 lety +10

      Same here, the Kim possible that I know and remembered won't give a flying fuck about not being popular like Bonnie for two reasons:
      #1 "main protagonist getting annoyed with someone who brags about how popular they are" cliche
      #2 she's more focused on saving the world from the forces of evil than being popular
      So that's much to it and agreed with you 💯

    • @AluminumFusion22
      @AluminumFusion22 Před rokem +8

      Something Kim Possible as a show did was establish Kim as being a headstrong, independent person with a heart of gold and gradually reveal her insecurities later but have her overcome them in her own way. She's initially presented as picturesque, but not flawless.

  • @louiegssportsden121
    @louiegssportsden121 Před 4 lety +89

    I felt like they didn’t even watch Kim Possible because Kim’s character is 100% wrong

    • @amarikristopher8409
      @amarikristopher8409 Před 2 lety +7

      They definitely didn’t. Ron on the other hand I can say his character is fine. Shego and Drakken are okay but not as intimidating as they were in the show. Drakken was funny, like extremely funny, but he was still intimidating and threatening when needed. Shego was obviously the same thing. Kim…no…just the worst. Bonnie too. She’s mean but she was still enjoyably mean in a way where we can see she’s obviously jealous of her yet also got this attitude from her sisters. Bonnie here, I honestly don’t get her being jealous cause Kim is PATHETIC here.

    • @amarikristopher8409
      @amarikristopher8409 Před rokem +3

      @Animestar17 probably Disney’s fault trying to modernize it and give it things to make it seem like they’re woke about women being heroes and fighting instead looking very shallow and acting as though women being heroes or villains or the darn henchwomen thing is something “new”.
      Didn’t mean to go into another rant. This show just means so much to me and I feel sorry for the creators of the show. They deserved to make a better movie for KP.

  • @xander5733
    @xander5733 Před 5 lety +501

    "They're not making a Gravity Falls Movie are they?"
    SHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHUSH
    Stop giving them ideasssss....

    • @jazz-cat00
      @jazz-cat00 Před 5 lety +46

      Directed by M. Night Shamalan

    • @Dat0ldschoolkid
      @Dat0ldschoolkid Před 5 lety +12

      @@jazz-cat00 oh neptune no

    • @nerdgeekman
      @nerdgeekman Před 5 lety +9

      SHUT UP CRITIC

    • @scottpilgrim1518
      @scottpilgrim1518 Před 5 lety +28

      *claps a hand over his mouth*
      QUIET. They’re listening. They’re alllllways listening...

    • @sadclown5193
      @sadclown5193 Před 5 lety +10

      I can hear keyboard clicks I'm scared I'm not ready for that.

  • @wildsurfer12
    @wildsurfer12 Před 5 lety +899

    The dialogue in this movie is so cringe inducing. I remember watching the original cartoon and Kim actually sounding like a mature young adult.

    • @OverlordZephyros
      @OverlordZephyros Před 5 lety +28

      All Disney movies are cringy though

    • @cavareenvius7886
      @cavareenvius7886 Před 5 lety +41

      Every Dialog in a Disney Channel Movie is cringe worthy

    • @stephennootens916
      @stephennootens916 Před 5 lety +31

      I remember it the same way, in cartoons she came off as a high school, in the live action it's like she's a junior high girl who is is just at the beginning of puberty and hasn't hit hear growth spurt yet. It's weird cringy and worse of all childish.

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX Před 5 lety +31

      The cartoons are far more sophisticated than live action

    • @SerenityM16
      @SerenityM16 Před 5 lety +25

      Someone pointed out that Disney channel movies seem to have this odd problem where the characters are “16” or “14” or “18” but talk and act like they’re 8 or 10

  • @dennisposthuma
    @dennisposthuma Před 3 lety +89

    The tv show had more and better crime fighting action in 22 minutes than this movie has in 1 hour and 26 minutes

  • @epicboyo4883
    @epicboyo4883 Před 4 lety +158

    "They're not doing a Gravity Falls movie. Are they?"
    Don't give them any ideas.

    • @m_udwhitman2649
      @m_udwhitman2649 Před 4 lety

      It's could happen.

    • @animebrat76
      @animebrat76 Před 3 lety +1

      I think that would be awesome

    • @jahbruce99
      @jahbruce99 Před 3 lety +3

      @@animebrat76 hate to be the rain on your parade but it may vary depending on who directs it.

    • @meep9231
      @meep9231 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah, plus they might hire people that don’t look their age as well.

    • @jahbruce99
      @jahbruce99 Před 3 lety +1

      @@meep9231 they may also change significant plot points.

  • @leavemealone802
    @leavemealone802 Před 5 lety +778

    "Would you like another plate, or you are just too full of yourself?"
    That is the type of joke I would want on a Kim Possible movie

    • @insanechopper5788
      @insanechopper5788 Před 5 lety +3

      Vi Cardoso 😂

    • @deoxys3869
      @deoxys3869 Před 5 lety +7

      That’s one of the best jokes I’ve ever heard

    • @eatatjoes6751
      @eatatjoes6751 Před 5 lety +30

      "Was your mother a grappling hook?" is something I'd hear Drakken tell Kim after he sees her using it *one* too many times on missions. That, and the "No, I'm committed now. *IT MUST BE GRAPPLING HOOK,"* bit after she shows up with something different. I'd kill to see Kim's response.

    • @davidjohnson4171
      @davidjohnson4171 Před 5 lety +20

      When the thirty something year old youtube critic comes up with better lines and story on accident than the writers can come up with, you know you're making a shit movie.

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten Před 3 lety +4

      I imagine it'd be a Ron line.

  • @ryanherron7436
    @ryanherron7436 Před 5 lety +484

    "Ever wonder where Zack and Cody went?'
    One went to Riverdale and trust me that's much worse than death

    • @greylithwolf
      @greylithwolf Před 5 lety +28

      Finally, someone who sees it for what it *is*.

    • @johannesseyfried7933
      @johannesseyfried7933 Před 5 lety +44

      Really? The last time I saw them they fell off of Seto Kaiba's Duel-Blimp.

    • @lelouche25
      @lelouche25 Před 5 lety +4

      Pfft lol nice

    • @GamerGirlEmber
      @GamerGirlEmber Před 5 lety +7

      Twili Link yeah, and their Mother went to be a cop in Supernatural...

    • @HighScarlettFever
      @HighScarlettFever Před 5 lety

      @@johannesseyfried7933 NICE!

  • @mollymcmurtrie8342
    @mollymcmurtrie8342 Před 4 lety +145

    She does it not because of the fame because she liked helping people.

    • @LucyLioness100
      @LucyLioness100 Před 3 lety +20

      Exactly! She always went out of her way to help people even when her enemies were in trouble like body-swapped Drakken and Bonnie kidnapped by the Bebe robots

    • @nathanjereb9944
      @nathanjereb9944 Před 2 lety +6

      Plus isnt the whole point of her being a freaking spy is that she helps others WITHOUT others knowing and potentially putting those she loves at danger?
      You cannot be a spy and be publicly famous at the same time, it's stupid on both ends

    • @muddashucka9743
      @muddashucka9743 Před 2 lety +1

      *did

    • @muddashucka9743
      @muddashucka9743 Před 2 lety +2

      *but

    • @mayotango1317
      @mayotango1317 Před rokem

      Yeah, she is not a Ben Tennyson.

  • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
    @ThatDudeWithBoobs Před 4 lety +40

    Christ, one of the best parts of the show was the fact that Kim worked well with those around her. Ron, her brothers and hell, even Bonnie sometimes. This Kim just hurts to watch.

  • @pastorcodymitchell1456
    @pastorcodymitchell1456 Před 5 lety +243

    probably the most impactful thing Doug Walker ever said: Kim possible was an empowering show because it didn't tell a story about a girl who was a hero, it told a story about a hero who was a girl. THANK YOU, that's the main problem of a lot of movies trying to be "empowering" nowadays

    • @asher8754
      @asher8754 Před 5 lety +23

      Same with proud family it was a nice show with funny comedy and nice morals whose characters just happened I be mostly black. Yes they hit the notes they had to (segregation, kwanza etc) but they never preached about it and made to applicable to everyone. Hell the kwanza episode ended with the twist that the “spirits” of the holiday ended up getting the proofs to help a white family something I’m sure modern SJWs would bitch about

    • @mrheisenbird2691
      @mrheisenbird2691 Před 5 lety +11

      *cough* Captain Marvel *cough*

    • @corneliahanimann2173
      @corneliahanimann2173 Před 5 lety +6

      I feel like this about most shows and once had a discussion with someone who insisted the new doctor who needs to be a woman.
      I said the writers aren't ready to make a natural feeling doctor who, because if we think about good female protagonists im TVShows, we have more bad than good ones.
      The few I remember being good are Jessica Jones, Kim Possible and I don't know, maybe Buffy?
      We're still in a phase where we keep doing the "oh she's a girl" thing, with a weird crush, a bestie and cries over bullshit.
      It's not a person, but a stereotype.

    • @bensell982
      @bensell982 Před 5 lety +16

      I agree. I've always believed that the best to make a strong female character is not bring attention to the fact they're a girl. Make it so the universe doesn't give a shit if they're a girl the audience won't give a shit either, but if you constantly bring up the fact they're a girl then the character is immediately weakened because it seems like your using the "strong female character" as a crutch.

    • @corneliahanimann2173
      @corneliahanimann2173 Před 5 lety +12

      @@bensell982 absoltely.
      In that sense, even Sailor Moon is better than most female protagonists.
      She has a personality, flaws and throughout the show actually some growth. She was a girl in many stereotypical ways, but there's nothing wrong with "girly" but with thinking that's all the personality a girl ever has.

  • @1805movie
    @1805movie Před 5 lety +879

    Your opening skit was more faithful to the show than the actual movie.
    I'm starting to see a trend here.

    • @IdeaBox-dk5vj
      @IdeaBox-dk5vj Před 5 lety +19

      Is it that the fans have been too neglected to let professionals redo their favorite properties? Because, if so, then I worry about Hollywood, especially Disney's future.

    • @proteus2103
      @proteus2103 Před 5 lety +1

      @@IdeaBox-dk5vj Y'all both just figured that out?

    • @IdeaBox-dk5vj
      @IdeaBox-dk5vj Před 5 lety +1

      @@proteus2103 Oh, I had thoughts like that about as soon as I saw those then-rumors about Disney owning Fox back in 2017 or something. I just wanted to guess at what the OP means by his trend.

    • @deoxys3869
      @deoxys3869 Před 5 lety +2

      I could tell they had fun making it

  • @ZArocket
    @ZArocket Před 4 lety +39

    “Wow, would you like another plate or are you too full of yourself?” Best line in anything ever

  • @nickgardner8594
    @nickgardner8594 Před 4 lety +68

    He’s not doing an impression of Ron. It’s actually his voice.

  • @carterrichardson5492
    @carterrichardson5492 Před 5 lety +447

    Professor Dementor: “Ok, ok, why the blue skin?”
    Dr. Drakken: “Glad you asked. It’s a funny story, not funny haha, but it was a Tuesday...”
    Give me my two points

  • @pwnorbepwned
    @pwnorbepwned Před 5 lety +288

    “Kim Possible was an empowering show because it didn’t tell a story about a girl who was a hero, it told a story about a hero who was a girl.”

    • @conkerlive101
      @conkerlive101 Před 5 lety +3

      Well spoilers action sequences are expensive and Disney probably gave these guys an extremely low budget to work with

    • @tesshawkins9547
      @tesshawkins9547 Před 5 lety +39

      I think that's really the key to making an empowering female hero. Stop focusing on how, "they're a girl. They're so different from other girls. Oh wow look A GIRL DON'T YOU FEEL INSPIRED NOW THEY'LL DO MAKE OVERS AND WHINE AND GET JEALOUS DON'T YOU RELATE TO HER GIRLS?" Just make a good hero that happens to be a girl. Heck, just make a good character. If you don't draw attention to her gender, and the audience won't feel the need to either.

    • @brendanforester4601
      @brendanforester4601 Před 5 lety +4

      @@tesshawkins9547 Well said.

    • @aztn19
      @aztn19 Před 5 lety +11

      Tess Hawkins That’s how I feel any movie trying to make an empowering figure to be. Just focus on making a good character or hero, that just happened to be a girl, or black, or Hispanic, or gay, or whatever demographic you want market to without making your pandering so blatant.

    • @unwelldanny7108
      @unwelldanny7108 Před 5 lety

      @@aztn19 "or black"
      oh so Black Vulcan?

  • @culturedswine8880
    @culturedswine8880 Před 4 lety +40

    Kim Possible 2002 : “Were Gunna Be Badass , Kickass , Make Kids Inspired
    Kim Possible 2019 : “Look Everyone’s A Pussy Now A Days So Heres Your Refund”

    • @maxwellschwass
      @maxwellschwass Před 2 lety +9

      Kim possible when she sees a challenging opponent or villain that looks cool or badass
      Cartoon version: I don't give two shits that you are more awesome than me, I will kick your fucking ass
      Live action version: I'vE nEvEr SeEn SoMeOnE tHaT iS bEtTeR tHaN mE

  • @h193013
    @h193013 Před 4 lety +81

    “Ever wonder where Zack and Cody went”
    Cody went to Riverdale

    • @abelcastro4813
      @abelcastro4813 Před 3 lety +1

      Lol I said that immediately after he said that in the video

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 Před 3 lety +1

      Good for Dylan. I hope Cole doesn't have to do Riverdale for much longer

    • @georgew1466
      @georgew1466 Před 3 lety +5

      A fate worse than death

    • @gauravagochiya4218
      @gauravagochiya4218 Před měsícem

      And Dylan was forced to be in the After movie franchise.
      I’m sorry, Dylan.

  • @qu3t1dutr3ss
    @qu3t1dutr3ss Před 5 lety +437

    You can't avoid Alvin and the Chipmunks : Road Trip forever

  • @Hollyclown
    @Hollyclown Před 5 lety +569

    “They’re not doing a Gravity Falls movie, are they?”
    Doug, what have you done!

    • @UltimateHalG
      @UltimateHalG Před 5 lety +39

      He's sent another great Disney franchise to the slaughter is what he's done.

    • @stevejackson69420
      @stevejackson69420 Před 5 lety +10

      shit

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver Před 5 lety +9

      Well that's just great
      Now we all have to hate Gravity Falls.

    • @Asaylum117
      @Asaylum117 Před 5 lety +5

      FOOL! Now he killed another franchise! :o

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay Před 5 lety +4

      Maldus Alver
      Shouldn’t be a problem.
      Mabel was always the starter pack for that.

  • @jendavidson1157
    @jendavidson1157 Před 4 lety +180

    NC - "they're not making a gravity falls movie, are they?"
    Disney - "No, but that's a good idea".
    Alex Hirsh - "No, it isn't".

    • @xoderota
      @xoderota Před 4 lety +11

      I feel like he wouldn't let them...

    • @FlyingDuckMan360
      @FlyingDuckMan360 Před 4 lety

      +Jen Davidson I certainly hope Disney doesn't make a Gravity Falls movie, but that's because I'm in the minority of people who hate that show.

    • @eyesack2007
      @eyesack2007 Před 4 lety +1

      I see you’re a man of culture as well

    • @thekrazyhatter5063
      @thekrazyhatter5063 Před 4 lety +2

      its alex hirsch not Hirsh
      please stop typing the name of the last good creative mind of disney PLEASE

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Před 4 lety +1

      Alex: *I refuse*

  • @blake-deathbelch7356
    @blake-deathbelch7356 Před 3 lety +67

    Ok, hear me out. In the video, he says that the actors of the OG Kim posable should have played the mom and dad. So how about instead of the movie being about Kim. It's about Kim and Ron's daughter and her trying to be like her parents well going through high school. that way it's a continuation well keeping to the original and being new with new characters.

    • @chaleron7410
      @chaleron7410 Před 2 lety +10

      Trust me, they'd find a way to make it worse.

    • @matityaloran9157
      @matityaloran9157 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Or maybe having it be about Hanna Stoppable now that she’s as old as Kim and Ron were

    • @blake-deathbelch7356
      @blake-deathbelch7356 Před 10 měsíci

      @@matityaloran9157 That could work to

  • @streled5361
    @streled5361 Před 5 lety +1221

    What's the obsession with the "first day at school" cliche ?!

    • @PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy
      @PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy Před 5 lety +44

      Who knows, I’ve noticed it in this, Spectacular Spider-Man, and at least 3 current Nickelodeon shows

    • @thecircleoft.e.d2121
      @thecircleoft.e.d2121 Před 5 lety +41

      Ticking of the generic box Lists of every cliche, ever, I guess.

    • @caesarleaderofthelegion612
      @caesarleaderofthelegion612 Před 5 lety +12

      It’s a cliche

    • @thetakyonproject4881
      @thetakyonproject4881 Před 5 lety +39

      Stre Led i think disney gets hard over lonely girls with no friends

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 Před 5 lety +31

      I have another question: why everyone are assholes for no reasons? I swear, it's so gratuitous and forced that I busted a rib when Shego laughed along with the whole school! It was so bad I couldn't believe they kept the scene...

  • @rubyrose9258
    @rubyrose9258 Před 5 lety +581

    "Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?"
    "It's an ending, that's enough"

    • @JWeb66
      @JWeb66 Před 5 lety +20

      Kind of like the ending for RWBY Vol 6.

    • @King-ze2kt
      @King-ze2kt Před 5 lety +11

      @@JWeb66 I applaud you sir 👏👏👏👏

    • @rubyrose9258
      @rubyrose9258 Před 4 lety +4

      @@JWeb66 oof

    • @mrfrits94
      @mrfrits94 Před 4 lety +5

      @@JWeb66 Very much agreed good sir, i just hope Vol 7. is gonna be Fire

    • @eyebrawlnlc1116
      @eyebrawlnlc1116 Před 4 lety +4

      Ruby Rose you watch Nostalgic Critic too.

  • @1805movie
    @1805movie Před 4 lety +42

    "I guess wearing the same thing all the time...kind of felt cartoony...after a bit?"
    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @PIB2000
      @PIB2000 Před 3 lety +3

      *Oh brother, this guy stinks!*

  • @vgngolley341
    @vgngolley341 Před 4 lety +52

    14:38 That backflip was so unnecessary that even Randy Cunningham will be annoyed by her

  • @iowaclass5657
    @iowaclass5657 Před 5 lety +254

    Disney: We’re going to make a live-action Kim Possible movie!
    People Who Watched the Show as a Kid: Literally none of us asked for or wanted this.

    • @GundamGokuTV
      @GundamGokuTV Před 5 lety +31

      I say this for every Disney Live Action remake.

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver Před 5 lety +9

      Can't wait for the Live Action Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
      Don't think they can do it? Oh it will be done.

    • @firstnamelastname7079
      @firstnamelastname7079 Před 5 lety +3

      @@Marinealver they're going to change jessica aren't they,because SeXiST

    • @Pdalow
      @Pdalow Před 5 lety +2

      @Ad Lockhorst Go stare at the sun for an hour.

  • @napamodesto8001
    @napamodesto8001 Před 5 lety +275

    "Would you like another plate, or you are just too full of yourself?"
    I hereby promote you to Savage Critic.

    • @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.
      @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. Před 5 lety +15

      I reaally want to steal this line.

    • @CrowPiper
      @CrowPiper Před 5 lety +8

      i need to force myself to remember this line because its just so damn good lol

  • @shadowthesavagehedgehog4296

    Kim Possible looks like a young Black Widow

    • @shaheersajid4504
      @shaheersajid4504 Před 4 lety +8

      I can't stop thinking about that now that you brought it up

  • @vwgames49
    @vwgames49 Před 4 lety +46

    7:01 That's not an impression. That actor actually sounds like that

  • @SennaHawx
    @SennaHawx Před 5 lety +187

    This movie commited the biggest sin...making Kim a show-off.
    Her being the exact opposite in the orginal made her character likeable.

    • @Phanthief95
      @Phanthief95 Před 5 lety +44

      Exactly. She doesn’t fight crime for the glory & the fame but because it’s the right thing to do. People like people who do the right thing, not for the fame unless they’re supposed to be written like that from their backstories.

    • @AnimeWolf5193
      @AnimeWolf5193 Před 5 lety +2

      You're right and I never really thought about that.

    • @misspriss2482
      @misspriss2482 Před 5 lety +16

      @Russell Jordan Yes and yes. Why isn't she a cheerleader? Why all of the unnecessary flips? Also, an agenda is NEVER a good basis for a movie. What a dumpster fire!

    • @mollymcmurtrie8037
      @mollymcmurtrie8037 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Phanthief95 Thank you.

    • @joezilla1018
      @joezilla1018 Před 4 lety

      Fun fact time: the voice actor for Ron stopibel will Friedle in the original tv show and movie also voiced the Batman in Batman beyond

  • @Sightedspring33
    @Sightedspring33 Před 5 lety +341

    "Wow, would you like another plate or are you too full of yourself?"
    -Doug Walker
    2019

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay Před 5 lety +14

      Top T-shirt idea of 2019
      Ha TOP!

  • @ukhistorian
    @ukhistorian Před 3 lety +22

    Kim being afraid of electric eels? I remember when she was being trapped by electric eels yet braved through them.

    • @matityaloran9157
      @matityaloran9157 Před 10 měsíci +4

      The only time she ever feared something like that was when she encountered giant bugs

  • @microwavedchicken4274
    @microwavedchicken4274 Před 4 lety +55

    This could also be called:
    Disney's fetish of grappling hooks the video

  • @blackflash9935
    @blackflash9935 Před 5 lety +218

    “it didn’t tell a story about a girl who was a hero, it told a story about a hero who was a girl”
    SPEECH:100

    • @terrencejsmith7160
      @terrencejsmith7160 Před 5 lety +25

      I think that's why some people (guys) have issues writing female characters. Just write a good character that just happens to be female.

    • @selimkarayl7823
      @selimkarayl7823 Před 5 lety +8

      @@terrencejsmith7160 When some people (girls) write female characters they only focus on being a girl, everything else "yep she can do it." but I agree even some writers said it beforei instead of writing male or female or white black asian etc. just focusing on writing a "good" character and let the actor/actress play it out is always better. I think Will Smith in Independence Day done exactly that.

    • @Endoptic
      @Endoptic Před 5 lety +1

      @@terrencejsmith7160 Uh, critic chicks complain about guys writing chicks like dudes but just calling them chicks.

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay Před 5 lety

      Endoptic
      They shouldn’t be listened to.

    • @bluelocimon
      @bluelocimon Před 5 lety

      That's a problem recent characters had in movies. With characters like Rey or Captian Marvel it feels like they can do no wrong and are superior to the other heroes just because they are female. While classic and beloved characters like Sarah Connor or Ripley were good characters and even you can replace them with a man and it wouldn't affect that much to the story

  • @mac1991seth
    @mac1991seth Před 5 lety +893

    "Would you like another plate or are you too full of yourself?"
    That one is my favorite in this review.

    • @deoxys3869
      @deoxys3869 Před 4 lety +18

      Andrewik there should’ve been a rimshot sound

    • @monsterhanna6691
      @monsterhanna6691 Před 2 lety +4

      I think I should start using that from now on. 😂

    • @lilmanchiraq8903
      @lilmanchiraq8903 Před 2 lety +4

      i always hungry for success it be in my blood on the bloods

  • @andreapitre1978
    @andreapitre1978 Před 4 lety +64

    Fun fact: John DiMaggio was once the joker... he also played as bender from Futurama...

    • @amalkaraly
      @amalkaraly Před 4 lety +7

      Andrea Pitre as well as Jake the Dog in Adventure Time

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten Před 3 lety +2

      @@amalkaraly As well as Kreese in Madworld

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 Před 2 lety +2

      @@NEETKitten And McFist in Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja

    • @acer1012
      @acer1012 Před 2 měsíci

      He played a lot of people guys

  • @marvelstuff445
    @marvelstuff445 Před 4 lety +18

    "Mom, Aunt Becky thinks she's a pop star again." Lmao!

  • @shwup
    @shwup Před 5 lety +370

    "They're not doing a Gravity Falls movie, are they?" Is how to set off anyone's fight or flight reaction in a mile-wide radius

    • @julesthief
      @julesthief Před 5 lety +26

      That sentence just became my biggest fear.

    • @TheALPHA1550
      @TheALPHA1550 Před 5 lety +1

      What?

    • @isaigutierrez1617
      @isaigutierrez1617 Před 5 lety +4

      Not that I'm aware of but they are making a Phineas and Ferb movie

    • @rolkflameraven1483
      @rolkflameraven1483 Před 5 lety +7

      @@isaigutierrez1617 Its animated, so it should be ok.
      Though with an upcoming Dora the Explorer Live action movie now, nothing is safe.

    • @jbcatz5
      @jbcatz5 Před 5 lety +1

      We had plenty of live action Dipper and Wendy in one sight gag in the Weirdmageddon finale. It worked because it was a visual gag, things were going to hell and the show has a unique art style that wouldn’t work in love action.

  • @patswine3890
    @patswine3890 Před 5 lety +249

    Movie Kim = the emotion of a wooden plank
    Show Kim = normal person, has bad feeling realizes that it is petty and gets over it.

    • @hitofgrace
      @hitofgrace Před 5 lety +11

      Pat Swine i think the saddest part is the casting was spot on imo and most looked similar to their cartoon counterparts.

    • @christianrodriguez3957
      @christianrodriguez3957 Před 5 lety +6

      Show Kim=Batman as a woman

    • @Holden_Carter
      @Holden_Carter Před 5 lety

      Nah, the plank is better.

    • @xxsimplychamorroxx2058
      @xxsimplychamorroxx2058 Před 5 lety

      @@christianrodriguez3957, Batwoman: "I'm a WoMaaaaAaAAAaaan!!! Here I come!"

  • @mochacino6198
    @mochacino6198 Před 3 lety +11

    "When has Disney done anything wrong recently?"
    *FLASHBACKS*

  • @sydneyslaughter7163
    @sydneyslaughter7163 Před 4 lety +16

    This movie TOTALLY forgets about Ron’s plotline wherein he is chosen by mystic monkeys to be given the ancient , sacred wisdom of the Monkey Temple, Matrixing him into being a full-on Master of martial arts.
    But, whatevs. Not important.

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 Před 2 lety

      To be fair pretty sure the show forgot on occasion as well

  • @blu3kawaii
    @blu3kawaii Před 5 lety +1349

    That’s not how Ron met Rufus. C’mon Disney there’s a whole rap about it!

  • @carmillakinney6542
    @carmillakinney6542 Před 5 lety +215

    Patton Oswald WAS the original Professor Dementor. Which is probably why he wanted to reprise his role in the movie

    • @enigmaticbeing7703
      @enigmaticbeing7703 Před 5 lety +10

      He made a huge mistake starring in this

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Před 5 lety +3

      I was about to say that.....

    • @reyfan011
      @reyfan011 Před 5 lety +3

      That was fun! Hearing his voice and acting like dementor was my favorite part. I had no idea before that he was dementor.

    • @liizzset
      @liizzset Před 5 lety +1

      Actually, that is what Critic nudge by saying in 5:03-5:06.

  • @garycoleman115
    @garycoleman115 Před 4 lety +29

    “I hope that made you feel inferior”
    Spills water

  • @PixarShark
    @PixarShark Před 2 lety +10

    I haven't seen the movie in full yet but the biggest insult to me so far is what they did to Mr. Barken beyond the voice. Like...NOOOOOO. You guys totally missed the comedy of the original character and it huuuurts. 😭 This was a teacher that canonically played full-contact football in the rain to RELAX and looked like he could snap you in half if he wanted to. Which made it all the more hilarious when you found out he loved poetry and helping customers choose between muffin pans or mini muffin pans or was hit on by a super villain and didn't know WHAT TO DO. Plus as the show went on you could tell he DID care for Kim and Ron and ugh how could you, movie...

    • @Raximus3000
      @Raximus3000 Před 2 lety +4

      They had to remove every masculine trait he had.

  • @willpotter22
    @willpotter22 Před 5 lety +379

    You know the movie is bad when you don’t even want to watch what they’re criticizing

    • @Phyllo9
      @Phyllo9 Před 5 lety +28

      The truth one realizes as they scroll through the comments to see what other folks are saying to avoid the cringed imagery. Then they stumble across this comment.

    • @willpotter22
      @willpotter22 Před 5 lety

      Critical Spectator lol

    • @SerenityM16
      @SerenityM16 Před 5 lety +5

      Yeah, I’ve had a few movies like that where I couldn’t even get through the review it was so painful

    • @ahritheweird9579
      @ahritheweird9579 Před 5 lety

      Sadly, i watched this when it premiered.... and i have to agree with you. its as bad as he makes it out in the review....

    • @starbeast3537
      @starbeast3537 Před 5 lety +1

      like with the last airbender its so bad that I don't even watch it and its on Netflix

  • @darreylhenderson8979
    @darreylhenderson8979 Před 5 lety +642

    In his defense- The actor playing Ron is using his ACTUAL voice, that's what he actually talks like outside of this. LOL

    • @generalalduin9548
      @generalalduin9548 Před 4 lety +59

      Darreyl Henderson nah, I felt he changed it a bit for the movie. But his voice was already halfway there, imitating Ron’s voice probably wasn’t very hard for him.

    • @kazinadbiralamadit6905
      @kazinadbiralamadit6905 Před 4 lety +56

      @@generalalduin9548 to be fair the actor is well cast but the script is not good watch the goldbergs there is voice is used in the right way.

    • @lilfizz1619
      @lilfizz1619 Před 4 lety +4

      Lol no way

    • @awesomefox555
      @awesomefox555 Před 4 lety +2

      Huh.

    • @PIB2000
      @PIB2000 Před 4 lety +2

      @Apple Tater He's 21, so it might be a little too late.

  • @AlisterSweets
    @AlisterSweets Před 4 lety +267

    exactly! I agree wholeheartedly to the pandering to "girl power" it gets on my nerves so much. Like for example, and this is an unpopular opinion- But I really didn't like the whole girl power moment in endgame. Yes those woman warriors are awesome, but they don't need a "look at us, we're empowered woman" to BE awesome. They are ALL warriors- and just that. It doesn't or at least shouldn't matter if they are a boy or a girl or something else.

    • @andresacosta7885
      @andresacosta7885 Před 4 lety +45

      Exactly, the best way to show empowerment is to treat them like any other character. The best way to do it is just to fuckin’ do it

    • @ThisAnimeGal
      @ThisAnimeGal Před 3 lety +25

      Honestly that line up took me right out of the movie and what I got wasn’t a feeling of empowerment. It was a message of insecurity. One of them yelling ‘we’re women and look we’re strong because...we’re here?’ It would have landed better if maybe some of them had a relationship or connection that built up before. I mean hell! That was what all the damn origin movies where for! So when Thor sees Hulk he cheers and goes ‘I know him from work!’ And it’s an awesome line and hilarious moment. Loki wanting to leave because he is having some ‘punny god’ flashbacks were beautiful. But when the women stand in some weak lineup of a photo shoot girl power...honestly what connection? They could either look at each other and say ‘what’s your name?’ Or ‘you have boobs like me so you’re cool.’
      I would have rather seen the girls fighting next the people they knew and had been in movies with before and passing the Spider kid between them while kicking ass and taking names. Just snip that lineup out and we’re good. Drawing that kind of attention to the female heroes like that just undermined what they were trying to do.

    • @rogue7723
      @rogue7723 Před 3 lety +21

      I also don't like the whole thing that women and girls have to be tomboyish, like unfeminine things and be ultra-snarky to be considered empowering. Why can't girls and women who are polite and like traditionally feminine things also be empowering?

    • @TheDeadlyBlueWolf
      @TheDeadlyBlueWolf Před 3 lety +1

      Buddy that wasn't a forced empowerment message it was a nod to A-Force. A series team up in the Marvel comic books featuring woman exclusively.

    • @paulapazumi
      @paulapazumi Před 3 lety +2

      @@rogue7723 I feel vice versa tbh. Always when there is a scene of a girl feeling confident and powerful, she is walking in a dress in slowmotion....why can't a girl be displayed as confident in a cool alternative outfit or something? But yes, there should be a balance. Just like in real life, every girl (and guy) is different

  • @cjhs2006
    @cjhs2006 Před 4 lety +5

    What Happened to Ron Getting Rufus at Smarty Mart?I Mean,Come on Rufus Was Born Badass,he Didn’t Need to be Experimented on

  • @GundamGokuTV
    @GundamGokuTV Před 5 lety +622

    This just makes me want to rewatch Kim Possible. The real Kim Possible. Not this film.

    • @Toonkid4life1
      @Toonkid4life1 Před 5 lety +19

      maybe that was the plan along, to get us to buy the dvd of all the seasons XD

    • @Asaylum117
      @Asaylum117 Před 5 lety +4

      You can only get 2 Seasons on DVD, not sure why they stopped there. :/

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 Před 5 lety +5

      GundamGoku I had to rewatch it just to make sure my memory is correct because I don’t recall Kim being so self centred as what is shown in this movie

    • @royaleroque7716
      @royaleroque7716 Před 5 lety

      #notpossible

    • @metazoxan2
      @metazoxan2 Před 5 lety +2

      ​@@Asaylum117 Did a toon kill the current CEO's parents like in "who framed Rodger rabbit"? Because they SERIOUSLY seem to hate animation these days. They are trying to replace all the animated classics with inferior live actions remakes and now they aren't fully releasing the animated shows on DVD?

  • @thepinkdawn3970
    @thepinkdawn3970 Před 5 lety +376

    Freaking Doug walker as Drakken is freaking amazing. Holy shit!

    • @PrincessAshley972
      @PrincessAshley972 Před 5 lety +15

      Hey lets give credit to Heather too, she made a great She-Go

  • @imeldagutierrez7
    @imeldagutierrez7 Před 4 lety +30

    I love that the “I want ATTENTION!!!” Has become a running joke in later reviews

  • @DmanLucky_98
    @DmanLucky_98 Před 4 lety +14

    When I hear anything Kim Possible: Where is Rufus? Rufus is my favorite character from the show.

  • @FictionRaider007
    @FictionRaider007 Před 5 lety +151

    Anyone else seeing this and remembering an old Kim Possible episode called "And the Mole Rat will be CGI" which was about a moronic director trying to make an awful movie based on Kim?

  • @jasemalvis2140
    @jasemalvis2140 Před 5 lety +313

    Remember when Rufus was the chosen one for a rebel army of sentient naked mole rats in the future?
    I do...

    • @p.a.4512
      @p.a.4512 Před 5 lety +40

      forget that, remember when Ron had fucking Superpowers and singlehanded stoped and alien invasion?

    • @johannesseyfried7933
      @johannesseyfried7933 Před 5 lety +18

      @@p.a.4512 Pepperidge Farm remembers...;)

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 Před 5 lety +37

      @@p.a.4512 remember when Ron turned evil and turned out to be a better villain than draken even when doing a dumb stupid nonense scheme?

    • @strifenineteen
      @strifenineteen Před 5 lety +6

      I member

    • @aztn19
      @aztn19 Před 5 lety +1

      And Future Rufus had the voice of Worf from Star Trek? Yeah, I ‘member...good times

  • @kostasgiannakos305
    @kostasgiannakos305 Před 3 lety +16

    14:48 cracked me up 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @klimmr
    @klimmr Před rokem +9

    26:40 You're super close to having me compare this to Velma. That's a line Kim Possible should not cross.

    • @aussieman3021
      @aussieman3021 Před rokem +3

      And what the live-action Kim Possible said about her spy outfit being too cartoony was comparable to Mindy Kaling's Velma saying "It's code for adults who still watch cartoons".

  • @crane8015
    @crane8015 Před 5 lety +243

    *I'm your basic, average girl...*
    Disney Writers: We can make that happen

    • @Raptor_Ren
      @Raptor_Ren Před 5 lety +22

      Umm... Disney, we didn't mean BASIC as in the modern slang.

    • @pacoramon9468
      @pacoramon9468 Před 5 lety +2

      Basic guetto girl.

    • @nosferatu3726
      @nosferatu3726 Před 5 lety

      I hate it when people say I’m just a normal average person and then they say that they have some super amazing power

    • @daisanity6457
      @daisanity6457 Před 3 lety +1

      Danganronpa fans know this the hard way.

  • @hubertblack1485
    @hubertblack1485 Před 5 lety +213

    That kid playing Ron wasn't really doing an impression. I've watched him on The Goldbergs. He just sounds like that.

  • @MRNentertainment7122
    @MRNentertainment7122 Před 2 lety +10

    If you think about it, Critic is sadly right. Kim cries more than Bully Macguire and that's not a good thing. She DEFINITELY cries more than Macguire and I don't even mean it as a joke.

  • @Sp8dr
    @Sp8dr Před 4 lety +61

    This is not "Kim Possible" movie this is "Cry Possible" movie XD

  • @darkmyro
    @darkmyro Před 5 lety +501

    why are Disney Channel cartoons usually more realistic than the actual live-action stuff?

    • @YukiSilverFox72
      @YukiSilverFox72 Před 5 lety +67

      Because it takes more effort to animate. You have to put more heart into it then just reading a script and showing up to set. Animators are involved in a lot more of the production than a simple actor is and can really let their imaginations run wild, even with a small budget. They know the storyboarding and the set and the characters intimately due to how long it takes to make each thing real and beautiful. I don't think kid actors or even most adult actors get that into it. And that dedication separates the great from the meh, hence why you have your Tom Hanks's and Ryan Reynolds's and Julie Andrews's and the like. Plus, you're working with a group of people towards one goal. You're not relying on a sole kid's "talents" and abilities. (Sorry, that was long. I am just feeling all kinds of righteous fury at this movie! 😤)

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 Před 5 lety +16

      Because it took more effort and heart into making the show feel more realistic than there was in the live-action movie?!

    • @brickstudio8790
      @brickstudio8790 Před 5 lety +3

      Because Um...Reason.

    • @LordBaktor
      @LordBaktor Před 5 lety +20

      Because the creative team behind the cartoon had to do something that stood out enough for people to like it and the creative team behind the movie just thought "this is just for kids, right?".

    • @4207jj
      @4207jj Před 5 lety +1

      Budget

  • @PhazonOmega
    @PhazonOmega Před 5 lety +301

    "Wait, you not her regular! Where's Ron Stoppable!"
    Drakken would genuinely stop and ask this question, in the middle of his master plan, while fumbling his name, since he could never truly remember it. Drakken would literally be disappointed and bothered if Kim ever had another side-kick. And confused. Drakken would be great at Cinema Sins/Nostalgia Critic.

    • @TheAzulmagia
      @TheAzulmagia Před 5 lety +32

      Didn't that happen once when Monique had to fill in for Ron?

    • @rosesongoku6980
      @rosesongoku6980 Před 4 lety +31

      “WHERE’S ROGER STOMPABLE?!”

    • @animebrat76
      @animebrat76 Před 4 lety +3

      BlueMageDanny same with the episode where kim spends mother's day with her mom and drakken has his mom too

    • @karolnowak6423
      @karolnowak6423 Před 4 lety +8

      Whre's the bafoon?" more like, he never called him by name. But point still stands.

    • @fournierman
      @fournierman Před 3 lety +1

      @@TheAzulmagia Yeah, in Kim Possible: A Sitch In Time.

  • @ukhistorian
    @ukhistorian Před 4 lety +22

    "It's like putting Lebron James in but having him as the school's mascot." That's something Skip Bayless would do if he was a coach.

  • @mattmanley3520
    @mattmanley3520 Před 4 lety +7

    I think one of the weirdest choices they made was this is Kim’s first day of high school, meaning she’s only 14 in this version. At the start of the show shes 16, season 4 Shes 18, and in the Past episode of Sitch in Time, when she’s 14, she’s not even a little like this. THEY LITERALLY DID THIS BEFORE AND SOMEHOW GOT IT WRONG

  • @Scgod2
    @Scgod2 Před 5 lety +202

    Ron: "Complain complain complain, ...when life gives you lemons."
    Drakken: "Complain about the lemons!"
    Thanks Disney for being my childhood, and ruining it at the same time.

    • @FireFog44
      @FireFog44 Před 5 lety +18

      You know what they say: either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a villain.

    • @shanehandy8601
      @shanehandy8601 Před 5 lety +8

      @@FireFog44 Well in that case, Disney is one major villain.

    • @JoeRossProductions
      @JoeRossProductions Před 5 lety +2

      All you ever do is complain

    • @CrimsonID4
      @CrimsonID4 Před 5 lety +1

      I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?

    • @DeathReviews
      @DeathReviews Před 5 lety +1

      When Life gives me lemons, I give them Death!
      Demand to see Life's manager! I don't want your dang lemons - what am I supposed to do with these? I'm the guy who's gonna burn your house down - with the LEMONS!

  • @bromodragone8405
    @bromodragone8405 Před 5 lety +490

    Movie, I have something to tell you about your twist villain:
    THE LAST KP MOVIE ALREADY DID THAT!!!!
    Jesus, now I've gotta save this franchise too. Set new file for 52 Episodes. 4 Story Arcs of 13. File name: Kim Possible College Continuation

  • @Zerpderp0
    @Zerpderp0 Před 4 lety +6

    19:00 actually that's a running gag in Kom Possible. She knows literally everyone because she saved them at least once. She basically has a favor from everyone on power or positions of some sort and she uses it to get from place to place during spy missions, showing she's both a damn good hero, and that she is a good person at heart.

  • @williamtoad8040
    @williamtoad8040 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Funny thing is in 2020 when I worked at a grocery store, there was a girl who worked there where she and her bf looked more like irl versions of Kim and Ron then the characters in this movie did. She was 18 years old about 5’8” with an oval shaped face, round features strawberry blonde/red hair depending on how the light hit it with round medium/dark green eyes. Her BF was about 2-3 inches taller than her with a linear face except with a sloped forehead, really short blonde hair and a broad dopey looking smile with strong dimples.

  • @bagofgroceries
    @bagofgroceries Před 5 lety +314

    The guy who plays Ron. That’s his R E A L voice. He’s also the main character in The Goldbergs.

    • @eldiegoxter7517
      @eldiegoxter7517 Před 5 lety +23

      He plays the young version of Adam F Goldberg, and the show is narrated by Dr Dementor himself, Patton Oswalt

    • @SofaPop.
      @SofaPop. Před 5 lety +4

      Poor guy,what a shame

    • @sillypplproductions2
      @sillypplproductions2 Před 5 lety +11

      At least Goldbergs has way better writing and is ten times more funny. I guess if I'd want anyone to be Ron, it'd be him, but man the kid deserved bit better of a script (I say kid but he's nearly the same age as me.......)

    • @N2Jay
      @N2Jay Před 5 lety

      Nobody:
      Goldberg: Next !
      *Spear! Ram! Jackhammer!*

    • @Servellion
      @Servellion Před 5 lety +1

      That poor bastard.

  • @newcollector
    @newcollector Před 5 lety +656

    Disney needs to watch their own shows. This is just... Not Kim Possible.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Před 5 lety +15

      Same.

    • @LucyLioness100
      @LucyLioness100 Před 5 lety +22

      Already getting the chills from these cringe-worthy movies. So glad I didn’t watch this on the actual channel; I loved the animated show

    • @TheGreenAzumarill
      @TheGreenAzumarill Před 4 lety +4

      It’s unpossible

    • @polartechie
      @polartechie Před 4 lety +1

      @@TheGreenAzumarill Kentirely Possible

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten Před 4 lety +1

      Look, I get it. You're tired of Kim Possible.

  • @matteocaiti4878
    @matteocaiti4878 Před 2 lety +8

    17:40 the perfect bird call doesn't exi-

  • @MountainDewIdaho
    @MountainDewIdaho Před 4 lety +11

    A friend of mine actually made that grappling hook. He’s a prop manufacturer in Vancouver.
    And the reason it was focused on so heavily was because it was expensive to make.
    Also it’s cool seeing stuff you worked on being used on nostalgia critic.

  • @wafflefalafel9442
    @wafflefalafel9442 Před 5 lety +499

    I need to know why they decided to make Kim play soccer. Cheer leading was like...a major part of her. It showed how she balanced her kickass spy side with her high school femininity side. Honestly, Kim was pretty basic when it came to the school portion of the episodes, but that's just who she was and it was totally fine. Idk if the soccer was like an empowerment thingie to prove girls can play sports,, but... there a girls who are fine with being cheerleaders and thats fine too

    • @greenman394
      @greenman394 Před 5 lety +88

      I don't remember Kim being afraid of anything in regards to the mission. She was more afraid/frazzled about her school and social life.

    • @welcometothemetaverse2523
      @welcometothemetaverse2523 Před 5 lety +88

      I agree. As proven in the clips Doug showed us, cheerleading not delicate femininity. Those stunts take real badass skill and were a part of what made Kim so strong and athletic.

    • @wafflefalafel9442
      @wafflefalafel9442 Před 5 lety +33

      @@welcometothemetaverse2523 Oops! Yeah you're right cheerleading isnt very delicate, but it is a stereotypical basic girl sport. I was trying to say that the cheerleading showed how she was an athletic spy while also being an athletic girly girl?

    • @welcometothemetaverse2523
      @welcometothemetaverse2523 Před 5 lety +12

      @@wafflefalafel9442
      Oh, shit, no I wasn't arguing with with you. I just adding to your point.

    • @princeire7486
      @princeire7486 Před 5 lety +59

      Especially since its fairly rare to have any sort of positive portrayal of cheerleaders in kid's media. Usually they either possess no brain cells or are a mutant offshoot of vampires that subsist on human tears instead of blood.

  • @Mr_Original
    @Mr_Original Před 5 lety +364

    **sees title**
    Ooh, he's reviewing the TV show or so--
    **sees thumbnail**
    No... NO...! They didn't!

  • @wellsclassof2017
    @wellsclassof2017 Před 2 lety +6

    "Wow, would you like another plate or are you to full of yourself?". Best line I think I want use that.

  • @yeetthechild7767
    @yeetthechild7767 Před 3 lety +6

    Critic: They’re not doing a Gravity Falls movie are they?
    Me: DON’T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS!

  • @NRB10ful
    @NRB10ful Před 5 lety +252

    Patton Oswalt was in the original Kim Possible. He played the original Professor dementor so saying that he's true to the original character it's kind of funny.

    • @tilt3736
      @tilt3736 Před 5 lety +2

      Oh cool. Patton is actually one of my favorite actors. He's voice acted in a lot of different shows and movies. He and Harrison Ford are two of my childhood favorites. He was also a hilarious comedian.

  • @Nezziemonster
    @Nezziemonster Před 5 lety +304

    This movie was literally a self insert fanfiction. Right down to Athena being an emo re-color of Kim, having a "sad" backstory, everyone loving her, and all the other characters being dumb to make the fan character smarter, braver, and overall better in comparison.

    • @p.z.arnott2329
      @p.z.arnott2329 Před 2 lety +31

      I've read and seen fanfiction better written than this TV movie

    • @denverarnold6210
      @denverarnold6210 Před 2 lety

      @@p.z.arnott2329 I don't doubt you or and random asshole could write a better fanfic just from the clips of the show here.

  • @thedarkerknight2188
    @thedarkerknight2188 Před 2 lety +4

    there was an episode where kim had to get a part time job at the fast food place to save up money to get a new jacket, which means she did all of this world class spying for free.