Cris Collinsworth - "I like girls that aren't too bright because you can trick them a little bit"

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  • @MrDogfish83
    @MrDogfish83 Před 3 lety +3179

    For anyone wondering, based on the score/teams/MNF, this was aired November 12, 1984.

    • @armysniperman80
      @armysniperman80 Před 2 lety +69

      Yep, I didn't even see this comment before I did about 20 minutes of detective work.

    • @magiccheeseball
      @magiccheeseball Před 2 lety +43

      Sounds about right the song playing came out in oct 1984

    • @fezzik7619
      @fezzik7619 Před 2 lety +27

      Wasn’t wondering at all.

    • @jiiig8667
      @jiiig8667 Před 2 lety +67

      Ahhh dude this guy's gotta be sweatn today... 14? 😆🤣

    • @tomford7983
      @tomford7983 Před 2 lety +40

      So he was 25 at the time.

  • @danielt.1993
    @danielt.1993 Před 2 lety +1315

    I like how the quote that’s featured in the title isn’t even the worst thing that was said in this interview

    • @B-RaDD
      @B-RaDD Před rokem +1

      What was?

    • @matthewschmidt5069
      @matthewschmidt5069 Před rokem +102

      "14-18 year old girls like me" 🤣

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH Před rokem +8

      HERE is Our Savior
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Egyptian Semitic:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moshe (Moses) wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Egyptian Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

    • @AtSafeDistance
      @AtSafeDistance Před rokem +32

      The worst thing nobody has said anything about. That is that our economy has gotten so bad that a $1000 bill wouldn't turn the head of any decent gold digger these days.

    • @a55tech
      @a55tech Před rokem +3

      i like how utterly blue pilled you are

  • @ProgShell
    @ProgShell Před 3 lety +6028

    The 80s where a crazy time where you could say “My type is dumb 14 year olds” and be perfectly okay with that being broadcast on national TV.

  • @ewalker1981
    @ewalker1981 Před 2 lety +2246

    They should surprise Cris with this flashback on a broadcast!

    • @pauljones8739
      @pauljones8739 Před 2 lety +75

      Only if they wanted to get rid of him and were not afraid of a lawsuit

    • @gregd6706
      @gregd6706 Před 2 lety +68

      Why? Collinsworth is goin nowhere and so he shouldn't. What did he say wrong? He said 14-18 year olds seem to like him. He didn't say that he liked THEM. 14 year old girls put up posters of older "hearthrobs" in their bedrooms all the time. Does that make the "hearthrob" a pedophile? This was posted 3 years ago and NOTHING has ever been said about it and rightfully so.

    • @stephenroberts2526
      @stephenroberts2526 Před 2 lety +131

      @@gregd6706 Nah. He said he had the "BEST LUCK" with 14-18 year olds. That is a far cry from just them liking him. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what a early to mid 20 year old means by luck.

    • @gregd6706
      @gregd6706 Před 2 lety +20

      @@stephenroberts2526 Watch it again and LISTEN this time. Please timestamp where you hear him say "best luck" in the video. You can't because he LITERALLY NEVER said it.

    • @gregd6706
      @gregd6706 Před 2 lety +9

      @@thomasdietz-wpm1c793 Meh...please explain in detail what exactly he said wrong. I'll wait with anticipation. DON'T start with "high school girls love me....14 to 18 I'm a big star with them"......please explain to me what is wrong with that statement. 14-18 year old girls put up posters of their "idols" on their bedroom walls all the time and no one "bat's an eye". He NEVER said "he loved THEM"....NOR did he even IMPLY it. If Justin Bieber said "14-18 year old's seem to love me" would that make him a "pedo"? I think not. Why is this different?

  • @pokemongo-up3rq
    @pokemongo-up3rq Před rokem +1665

    The mark of a truly great football player. Never quits, even when laws and standards of decency say you probably should.

    • @thunderpooch
      @thunderpooch Před rokem +10

      Yawn

    • @MinisterJokes
      @MinisterJokes Před rokem +5

      Thing is...he was NEVER great. Not even a little great, none.
      Below average ball player.
      I ain't hating on his long game, he doin his thing, but to say he was great is inaccurate.

    • @jonspengler5891
      @jonspengler5891 Před rokem

      Let’s take it from you

    • @Dabaroonskii
      @Dabaroonskii Před rokem +18

      @@MinisterJokes I mean he made 3 all pro teams I'd say he was pretty good

    • @s.s7337
      @s.s7337 Před rokem +3

      ​@@Dabaroonskii He was alright but nothing spectacular

  • @wuflestad101
    @wuflestad101 Před 2 lety +5392

    Collinsworth: best luck is with 14-18 year olds
    Chris Hansen: why don’t you Go ahead and have a seat

  • @kaiballa
    @kaiballa Před 6 lety +3955

    Now here's a girl............

    • @ocbusfan
      @ocbusfan Před 3 lety +6

      300th Like!

    • @jenniferprince2674
      @jenniferprince2674 Před 3 lety +5

      I just seen this clip for the first time and that is the exact phrase that popped into my head. I was going to comment word for word what you said and then I came across your 3 year old comment. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @tobyreinhardt9022
      @tobyreinhardt9022 Před 3 lety +2

      What does that mean??

    • @jenniferprince2674
      @jenniferprince2674 Před 3 lety +92

      @@tobyreinhardt9022 it's because it's a clip of Chris Collinsworth talking about girls and when he commentates a football game he always says "Now here's a guy..." probably 20 times in a game when talking about a player. So since he was talking about girls it was just funny to play off of his famous phrase and instead say, "Now here's a girl".

    • @ryanstrickler5692
      @ryanstrickler5692 Před 3 lety

      🤣

  • @Hollowsmith
    @Hollowsmith Před rokem +909

    "I like tricking girls that aren't too bright, 14 to 18 I'm a big star with them." How this man survived the #MeToo movement we may never know.

    • @77-ty7gb
      @77-ty7gb Před rokem +123

      He never said he dated them. At all.
      He said they like him.
      It was a joke that when women mature they find him immature.

    • @countryman032
      @countryman032 Před rokem +2

      @@77-ty7gb Yes that is what he meant but the dude went straight from talking about dating girls to he likes girls dumb because they're easy to trick to girls 14 to 18 like me. The fact that he was comfortable phrasing it like that is a testament to how wildly different it is nowadays compared to the 80s.

    • @CaptainTrips560
      @CaptainTrips560 Před rokem +26

      @@halomaster9640 Peyton preemptively sued his victim into oblivion like, 15 years before MeToo happened

    • @Vicious0Sephiroth
      @Vicious0Sephiroth Před rokem +43

      It's just hilarious because it sounds terrible. Like... don't say you like tricking girls that aren't too bright with no specifics then mention underage girls immediately after. That sounds BAD

    • @patrickkenney2259
      @patrickkenney2259 Před rokem +8

      You are mixing up his words. He's saying highschool chicks are into him. How is that wrong? You cant do shit about that lmao.

  • @mcsaldana12
    @mcsaldana12 Před 4 měsíci +8

    If there's grass on the field, play ball!
    -Chris Collinsworth

  • @thebestofmosdef
    @thebestofmosdef Před 6 lety +2439

    He's the real life Wooderson from Dazed & Confused. "You know what I love about those high school girls....I keep getting older, and they stay the same age."

  • @datsapaddlin
    @datsapaddlin Před rokem +659

    Lmao imagine if an athlete said this today 😂. The 80s was wild asf.

    • @FinancialClout
      @FinancialClout Před rokem +21

      If it was ok to openly say this about sex... imagine what was openly ok to say about race

    • @ronaldomontero3624
      @ronaldomontero3624 Před rokem

      I'll say the 90s is a lot crazier

    • @datsapaddlin
      @datsapaddlin Před rokem +20

      @@ronaldomontero3624 The 80s was a little crazier in my opinion

    • @datsapaddlin
      @datsapaddlin Před rokem +3

      @@SpartanArmy117 Saying what he said was definitely wild 😂

    • @newerax1009
      @newerax1009 Před rokem +32

      @@FinancialClout not sure why race has to come into this - you guys love to introduce it any chance you get

  • @jnordne2
    @jnordne2 Před rokem +23

    "I love watching and listening to Cris Collinsworth."
    -Helen Keller

  • @jameshartley8959
    @jameshartley8959 Před 2 lety +2417

    Chris Hansen "why don't you take a seat right there."

  • @angelhr79
    @angelhr79 Před 2 lety +421

    He totally had that Mathew McConaughey vibe. "The thing about high school girls, I get older, they stay the same age"

    • @lefteyefalconeer
      @lefteyefalconeer Před 2 lety +23

      He looks exactly like McConaughey in Dazed and Confused

    • @michaeljames4630
      @michaeljames4630 Před rokem +5

      "yes they do."

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH Před rokem

      Guys,
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Egyptian Semitic:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moshe (Moses) wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Egyptian Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

    • @sethbrolsma516
      @sethbrolsma516 Před rokem

      Alright alright alright

    • @melonie_peppers
      @melonie_peppers Před rokem

      He kinda looks like him too

  • @doesnotexist305
    @doesnotexist305 Před rokem +1600

    Chris Collinsworth was really rolling around in the 80s with a pocket full of 100 dollar bills smashing 18 year olds. What a guy.

  • @TimeGallon
    @TimeGallon Před rokem +25

    “14-18 is really what I like”
    -Chris Collinsworth,
    during an interview set to air on national television

    • @66limelight
      @66limelight Před rokem +4

      He said "14 to 18, I'm a big star with them" and "High school girls love me."
      If he had actually said "14 to 18 is really what I like" I don't think he'd be broadcasting NFL games today lol. Thank God he didn't say he was dating any of them!

    • @GORILLA_PIMP
      @GORILLA_PIMP Před rokem +1

      @@66limelight
      C'mon
      You know he did

    • @TimeGallon
      @TimeGallon Před rokem

      @@66limelight the segment is about his life as an eligible bachelor and he literally said I like to trick them… once they mature past 18, they start to realize there’s better out there.

    • @iamborg3of9
      @iamborg3of9 Před rokem +2

      @@TimeGallon
      this is the word for word comments, your comments make it sound like he said he likes to trick 14 year old girls. and that is not what was said.
      like the crafty player he is, you never know when to take him seriously.
      I like girls who are not too bright, because you can trick them a little bit.
      the punk rockers all love me those are my big girls
      high school girls love me, 14-18 I’m a big star to them as soon as they mature after about 18 years old, {they go}wait a minute I know there is better than that out there.

  • @marine47ncaa25
    @marine47ncaa25 Před 2 lety +1332

    “90% of the game is half mental and 90% of Chris Collinsworth’s conquests are underage.”-John Madden

    • @blasphemedheretic
      @blasphemedheretic Před 2 lety +7

      no way he said that?? 😲

    • @casondajoint9505
      @casondajoint9505 Před 2 lety +65

      @@blasphemedheretic Bro... get a grip of yourself.

    • @renieshakur7409
      @renieshakur7409 Před 2 lety +2

      Keep the 🐐 name out of your mouth!!! 😤

    • @jaybird9988
      @jaybird9988 Před 2 lety +15

      "90% of the game is half mental" is a Yogi Berra quote...not John Madden

    • @goldenstate2192
      @goldenstate2192 Před 2 lety +2

      They say it's 85% mental, and 15% physical..

  • @bigpharmasports9120
    @bigpharmasports9120 Před 2 lety +399

    Joe Buck: "a disgusting display by Chris Colinsworth"

  • @avaaaaaaa5057
    @avaaaaaaa5057 Před rokem +10

    I’m bright enough to never want to sleep with Chris Collinsworth

  • @raggamuffin2682
    @raggamuffin2682 Před rokem +74

    "I like high school girls 14 to 18 years old, cuz once they get any older then 18 they realize that there is better out there than me" ~ Chris Collinsworth

  • @VisualTreats4U
    @VisualTreats4U Před 2 lety +291

    That went from pretty funny to horrifically embarrassing in one sentence.

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH Před rokem +1

      HERE is Our Savior
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Egyptian Semitic:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moshe (Moses) wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Egyptian Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

    • @Travybear1989
      @Travybear1989 Před rokem

      lol for real

    • @itscebby8882
      @itscebby8882 Před rokem +1

      @@Praise___YaH Cool story bro

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH Před rokem

      @Timmy Audio
      No jesus is not, HERE is Our Savior
      HalleluYAH translates “Praise ye YaH”
      YaH is The Heavenly Father
      YaH arrives via the TENT OF MEETING
      YaH was Who they Crucified for our sins
      ** NO FEMALE INVOLVED WHATSOEVER **
      - Ancient Semitic Cuniform of Moshe (Moses)
      - Hebrew Book of Isaiah (The Original Isaiah)
      Isaiah 42:8
      "I am YaH; that is my Name! I will not yield my glory to another or my praise to idols.
      Isaiah 43:11
      I, I am YAH, and there is no other Savior but Me.
      Isaiah 45:5
      I am YaH, and there is none else.

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH Před rokem

      @Timmy Audio
      jesus and the jesus story is the story of the Fallen of Genesis 6, written by “THOSE” from Israel, where the “gods/Fallen” had “sons” with the “virgin” daughters of man

  • @FortheLuIz
    @FortheLuIz Před 2 lety +689

    Chris: "I like girls that aren't too bright.."
    Also Chris: "I walk around with one hundred dollars bills hanging out of my pockets"

  • @jericho2281999
    @jericho2281999 Před 2 lety +51

    “I like’em with a full sweater and an empty head!”- Ric Flair

  • @soysaucehairdye7869
    @soysaucehairdye7869 Před rokem +16

    'That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.' - Cris Collinsworth

  • @mrtony1985
    @mrtony1985 Před 2 lety +164

    Chris Collinsworth slides in and says, "Now here's a girl who's 14 and not that bright." 😏

    • @jarenjackson7139
      @jarenjackson7139 Před 2 lety +6

      Geeez!..... I wonder why 14 year Olds aren't so bright....... maybe because their still children ?

  • @TPLeatherworks
    @TPLeatherworks Před 2 lety +210

    CZcams algorithm trying to get Collinsworth canceled by bringing up old receipts lol

  • @jackrosado746
    @jackrosado746 Před rokem +8

    "And I'm told we have a clip of Chris from back in the day talking about the women they go through as NFL players"
    Chris: *immediately perspires*

  • @Chiefs_fan1595
    @Chiefs_fan1595 Před rokem +10

    "You know Al these guys are putting themselves on the line every week and you have got to admire his commitment to underage girls. You don't see that too often at that position."

  • @jdls12
    @jdls12 Před 3 lety +264

    Came to see what he said during the Steelers vs ravens and found this...lmao gotta love football

    • @Racso88e
      @Racso88e Před 3 lety +14

      A compilation video with all the hilarious shit he says on live tv.
      “Come right on her face”
      - Chris Collinsworth

    • @DaDualityofMan
      @DaDualityofMan Před 3 lety +1

      I saw this a while ago and completely forgot about it until now

    • @DaDualityofMan
      @DaDualityofMan Před 3 lety +7

      @@Racso88e I've wanted a "Now here's a guy" compilation for a while now, I'm surprised no one has done it by now.

    • @apacheco4772
      @apacheco4772 Před 3 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @AndrewC312
    @AndrewC312 Před 6 lety +135

    Alright, alright, alright..

  • @frankmat
    @frankmat Před rokem +24

    God bless the 80s. Nothing will ever be as good as the 80s were

    • @Mastertrollin1
      @Mastertrollin1 Před rokem +5

      We know u a chris fan then lol

    • @jvbble
      @jvbble Před 7 měsíci

      ur a creep

    • @Aaron_Davis
      @Aaron_Davis Před 6 měsíci

      My man said when they get out of high school they wisen up to him. Nothings as good as that?

  • @MithradatesVIEupator
    @MithradatesVIEupator Před rokem +53

    "Old enough to pee, old enough for me.."
    - Cris Collinsworth

  • @89G
    @89G Před 2 lety +74

    I was just waiting for him to say "Alright, alright, alright". He looks just like Wooderson!

    • @philvacanti1446
      @philvacanti1446 Před 2 lety

      He's arranging a kegger at the watertower as we speak

  • @dashiellsisson9263
    @dashiellsisson9263 Před 3 lety +477

    Cris “McConeghey” Collinsworth: “That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age...”

    • @lockandloadlikehell
      @lockandloadlikehell Před 2 lety +6

      Did you spell his right

    • @philvacanti1446
      @philvacanti1446 Před 2 lety

      Red is his color

    • @charlesg7926
      @charlesg7926 Před 2 lety +4

      All right, all right, all right! Hahaha 🤣 he really looks and sounds like him though

    • @rootbeer2399
      @rootbeer2399 Před 2 lety

      This was posted on this comment section 1 year and 2 months before you posted this. Did you take this comment?

    • @eddiep2899
      @eddiep2899 Před 2 lety +1

      You couldn't even look up 'McConaughey'? sheesh!

  • @JohnAC4
    @JohnAC4 Před 6 měsíci +2

    That’s a heck of a quote by collinsworth right there

  • @joemixon834
    @joemixon834 Před rokem +6

    Chris was so excited and he just couldn't hide it.
    Probably should have hid it but here we are.

    • @turkey4957
      @turkey4957 Před rokem

      You truly sound like a guy well versed in how to hide your pedophilic desires

  • @bloodorange6713
    @bloodorange6713 Před 3 lety +35

    I was ready to be like “whatever people get too offended” but YIKES 😂

  • @thememesandbox8054
    @thememesandbox8054 Před 2 lety +421

    All it would take for him to get “Canceled” would be a large Twitter account to tweet this vid.

    • @ryu-ken
      @ryu-ken Před 2 lety +34

      Yup. Sending it now 🙂

    • @roadhouse72able
      @roadhouse72able Před 2 lety +24

      And they should...he always acts like he's got all the answers,love to hear his rebuttal on this issue..😂😂😂

    • @dustinaltenhurst7958
      @dustinaltenhurst7958 Před 2 lety +28

      Pedos should be cancelled.

    • @jhathaway8026
      @jhathaway8026 Před 2 lety +5

      I give it 5 days...

    • @matt8847
      @matt8847 Před 2 lety +9

      But then who would then nfl have to. Suck off mahomo

  • @adelissahunsley
    @adelissahunsley Před 2 lety +5

    The way I understood it was he was big with girls when he was in high school that once he got out of high school he didn't have any luck with women until he made money. People want to believe the worst about people.

    • @981zASDF
      @981zASDF Před 2 lety +1

      So that makes him a Saint huh? Or maybe it says a lot about him as a person? Critical thinking skills are fun

  • @mmaranta785
    @mmaranta785 Před 2 lety +228

    He said before he had money, women ignored him. That seems to be universal.

    • @cactaceous
      @cactaceous Před 2 lety +19

      Unless you have confidence and game. I did pretty okay if I may say when I was in college and in my 20's until I met my wife as I turned 30 and I had no money till I was around 35.

    • @Minotauronabike
      @Minotauronabike Před 2 lety +50

      Unless you interact with women like humans instead of like prizes to be won.

    • @magneto44
      @magneto44 Před 2 lety +8

      @@Minotauronabike exactly

    • @GoodfellasX21
      @GoodfellasX21 Před 2 lety +48

      @@Minotauronabike wow that was a gay reply

    • @deviloomis2969
      @deviloomis2969 Před 2 lety +8

      Remind me how that's exactly gay?

  • @theblake5356
    @theblake5356 Před 2 lety +541

    “I do well with the 14-18 year olds”. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @thecensoredmuscle563
      @thecensoredmuscle563 Před 2 lety +57

      "14 to 18, I'm a big star with them".
      I didn't hear what you said.

    • @shirleyhuyett3730
      @shirleyhuyett3730 Před 2 lety +4

      Tricky Dicky.😭😭😭

    • @SonicBlue302
      @SonicBlue302 Před 2 lety +64

      Leak his emails

    • @protectthesun1519
      @protectthesun1519 Před 2 lety +45

      Sounds like he is joking the whole time tho.. He is basically making fun of himself. He obviously isnt walking around with $100 bills hangin out and he says he does good with them cause if makes him look stupid.. thats why the punchline is they know they can do better. Like i doubt he did well with punk rock girls either.. he called himself a big nothing. I think he was trying to be charming.. like im no big deal and have trouble landing actual women and as you can see in the video he is with women.

    • @X1.7
      @X1.7 Před 2 lety +7

      @@SonicBlue302 😂😂😂everybody’s going down💀💀💀💀

  • @TheBullyDisciple
    @TheBullyDisciple Před rokem +1

    This is comedy that it popped into my recommendations 🤣 😂

  • @Trendleader863
    @Trendleader863 Před rokem +12

    "It's a little easier to slip something in their drink when they're not looking, you know" - Cris Collinsworth

    • @tyylit
      @tyylit Před rokem +1

      you shoulda put chris cosby

    • @GORILLA_PIMP
      @GORILLA_PIMP Před rokem

      He literally seems like he's gonna say that any second too

    • @GORILLA_PIMP
      @GORILLA_PIMP Před rokem +1

      @@tyylit
      Chris "Cosby" Collinsworth

  • @toddpinkstonisgod
    @toddpinkstonisgod Před 3 lety +79

    Holy shit, Collinsworth actually looks like Matthew McConaughey’s character Wooderson from Dazed and Confused 😂 “I love these high school girls, man...I get older, and they stay the same age. Yes they do, yes they do...” lol

    • @michaeltribbet9213
      @michaeltribbet9213 Před 2 lety +1

      Kentucky Kris

    • @briane173
      @briane173 Před 2 lety +2

      Just like Jonny Depp used Keith Richards as his inspiration for Jack Sparrow, McConaughey patterned his character after Chris Collinsworth. As well as himself. Alright alright alright...

  • @tonyrehal218
    @tonyrehal218 Před 2 lety +371

    Now we’re all just waiting for Collinsworth to be fired for something he said 37 years ago. If he said that today he’d be in trouble. 😂

    • @jenk264
      @jenk264 Před 2 lety +89

      As he should be....pervy to say you like 14 year olds whether it's now or 37 years ago. I believe that's called statutory rape.

    • @jazzjackson9875
      @jazzjackson9875 Před 2 lety +30

      @@jenk264 saying you like 14 year olds girls is NOT statutory rape. You have to have physical contact for that dumbass. I would agree it's a stupid thing to say or even think...but you can't be prosecuted for thoughts. Gosh people are stupid

    • @tonyrehal218
      @tonyrehal218 Před 2 lety +2

      @@jazzjackson9875 you’re exactly right!

    • @MGAF688
      @MGAF688 Před 2 lety +22

      @@jazzjackson9875 Not according to the woke mob. Merely saying something perceived as 'bad' to the woke mob is worse than actually doing something that actually is bad legally.

    • @retiredstalker
      @retiredstalker Před 2 lety +1

      If it could happen to John Gruden, Chris Collinsworth is very paranoid right now. 😆

  • @Fan_Made_Videos
    @Fan_Made_Videos Před 2 lety +12

    For all of the "shocked" viewers of this video from the 80s, let us remember that rock star Rick Springfield ("Jesse's Girl") was living with and boinking 14 year old Linda Blair back in the 70s

  • @zacster311
    @zacster311 Před rokem +1

    The real life inspiration for Wooderson right here. "I love those high school girls..."

  • @edwinearl4584
    @edwinearl4584 Před 2 lety +36

    I’ll be willing to bet he’d like to have this interview back. 🤣

    • @redwingsfan3621
      @redwingsfan3621 Před 2 lety +3

      Naw, he’s probably fine with it.

    • @cquilty1
      @cquilty1 Před rokem +1

      @@redwingsfan3621
      Doubt it.

    • @JohnWick-hl3ir
      @JohnWick-hl3ir Před rokem

      He doesn't care he's still making pedophile remarks on national TV broadcasting nfl games 😂

  • @michaeltipton4425
    @michaeltipton4425 Před 2 lety +70

    I’m surprised he hasn’t been canceled yet with this footage out here for the world to see.

    • @tiktokmagic8604
      @tiktokmagic8604 Před 2 lety

      @@TheCentralflorida wow white much

    • @ToyDirigible
      @ToyDirigible Před 2 lety +2

      @@tiktokmagic8604 go paint a house

    • @JayP80Geno
      @JayP80Geno Před 2 lety

      @@TheCentralflorida Gruden said a lot more than just one racist comment, man.

    • @JayP80Geno
      @JayP80Geno Před 2 lety

      @@TheCentralflorida first off, chill out just a little bit. Secondly, let me correct myself, I meant that he said other things outside of the one racist comment. Homophobic slurs, misogynistic. You ok? Are YOU Mr. Gruden?

    • @JayP80Geno
      @JayP80Geno Před 2 lety

      @@TheCentralflorida and even if he only said the one racist thing and nothing else, what gives you the right to say how someone like Randy Moss is supposed to feel about it? People could just try to not say racist, homophobic, or misogynistic things. It’s pretty easy.

  • @TheCringeCrusader
    @TheCringeCrusader Před rokem +29

    Cris collinsworth sounds like he’s constantly about to deliver a punchline

  • @thomasjcox
    @thomasjcox Před 10 měsíci +1

    HA. this morning at wawa I heard “ some guys get all the luck” by rod stewart playing, and i instantly remembered this weird weird WEIRD video. This song just captures the mood of this strange interview. I cracked up making my coffee.

  • @ryancasaday2237
    @ryancasaday2237 Před 4 lety +223

    I've been waiting 2 years for this video to be uploaded again. Either NBC or the NFL had blocked all of them for a long time

    • @Trollificusv2
      @Trollificusv2 Před 3 lety +31

      Really? This was actually a part of your life? Checking to see if something that 22-year-old Chris Collinsworth said had been re-uploaded? So you could...what? Feel better about yourself? Do some inner reflection dude. Maybe recalibrate what gives your life value. Jebus.

    • @coinbaker1113
      @coinbaker1113 Před 3 lety +15

      Trollificus then why you click on the video pal?

    • @ryancasaday2237
      @ryancasaday2237 Před 3 lety +42

      @@Trollificusv2 Did making that comment help you feel better about your life? Do some inner reflection dude. Reconsider what value you bring to the lives of others

    • @jose-uc1fi
      @jose-uc1fi Před 3 lety +1

      Why tho?

    • @user-ui5hh7hf6i
      @user-ui5hh7hf6i Před 3 lety +13

      You did say you've been waiting 2 years. You set yourself up

  • @dac54513
    @dac54513 Před 2 lety +178

    1:02 "You never know when to take him seriously"
    Never. Never take Cris Collinsworth seriously. He is a man made of scotch tape, toothpicks and a hamster ball.

    • @socratese5
      @socratese5 Před 2 lety +3

      Lol that’s a funny image!
      why do you say that? just curious

    • @sector783
      @sector783 Před 2 lety

      WOW Dean the Mean Machean!
      That was a good one

    • @STMARTIN009
      @STMARTIN009 Před 2 lety

      Damn!

    • @magiccheeseball
      @magiccheeseball Před 2 lety

      😂

    • @ryanrobinson4072
      @ryanrobinson4072 Před 2 lety +1

      Oh my dear god that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while😂 damn that’s so awesome!!

  • @treyweir4782
    @treyweir4782 Před 2 lety

    This needs more attention

  • @salgorithm8054
    @salgorithm8054 Před rokem

    Dude was a fantastic tool. Well done.

  • @ItsTruthBaby
    @ItsTruthBaby Před 2 lety +121

    If someone wanted to know what the 80’s was like. This video pretty much sums it up.

    • @briane173
      @briane173 Před 2 lety +8

      The ONLY decade I'd relive -- over and over.

    • @ItsTruthBaby
      @ItsTruthBaby Před 2 lety +1

      @@briane173 it’s one of my favorites.

    • @seregill13
      @seregill13 Před rokem +2

      Still better than 2022

    • @PhilAndersonOutside
      @PhilAndersonOutside Před rokem

      It was actually way more cool than this. Most guys were absolutely not creeps like Cris. We just liked going out, and having fun. Yes, there was a pretense. Yes, there were meat markets. And yes, a lot of girls had wild hair and were gussied up like Terre Blair here, but it was all in fun. Cris made it look downright seedy. If I were hanging in the same circle as him, I wouldn't have wanted anything to do with him, money or no money.

  • @jasonhitch660
    @jasonhitch660 Před 2 lety +17

    Great video! Chris has hit the wall. His own sons are in their 20’s.

  • @infoguy1978
    @infoguy1978 Před rokem +2

    Motley Crue once wrote a song called “in the name of rock n roll”. The rythym is great but the lyrics are: she’s only 15 but she’s the reason I can’t sleep. You say illegal I say legal never been my thing.

  • @Jonathan-xi9pe
    @Jonathan-xi9pe Před rokem +1

    I wish we could go back to the good ole days

  • @willamobrien6292
    @willamobrien6292 Před 5 lety +454

    14 year olds??? Ladies and gentlemen we got him

    • @fitnessguru8012
      @fitnessguru8012 Před 3 lety +14

      The 80s were sketchy. How about song lyrics from Bell Biv DeVoe's "Do Me Baby" and Bruce Springsteen's "I'm On Fire"?!

    • @kaledafif7972
      @kaledafif7972 Před 3 lety +2

      Lmao!!!!!!!

    • @kaledafif7972
      @kaledafif7972 Před 2 lety +2

      Lmao 🤣

    • @kaledafif7972
      @kaledafif7972 Před 2 lety +9

      Only a matter of time before espn does their politically correct routine

    • @willamobrien6292
      @willamobrien6292 Před 2 lety +8

      Especially cause he’s white. If he was Black tho, it wouldn’t be reported

  • @jtbucketsshorts2213
    @jtbucketsshorts2213 Před 2 lety +19

    The 80s was INSANE

  • @paulwallpd
    @paulwallpd Před rokem +2

    Lmao creepiness aside--this is one of the douchiest I've ever heard someone say. Like a villain jock from some high school movie type shit, I'm lowkey impressed

  • @loganroark3916
    @loganroark3916 Před 2 lety +16

    Alright alright alriiight.
    The basis for Matthew Mcconaughey’s character in Dazed and Confused.

  • @ComedicPause
    @ComedicPause Před 6 lety +341

    14 years old, huh Cris?

    • @willamobrien6292
      @willamobrien6292 Před 5 lety +107

      Hi Chris I’m Chris hansen from dateline NBC why don’t you take a seat

    • @nickhi5yg290
      @nickhi5yg290 Před 5 lety +3

      @@willamobrien6292 lmfqo

    • @alexschmidt2895
      @alexschmidt2895 Před 5 lety +2

      @@willamobrien6292 this common had me f****** dead laughing 😂😂😂

    • @LowdownBoy
      @LowdownBoy Před 4 lety +5

      It was a different time. But damn hell ya; although, yes, I am 22 and feel slightly fucked for saying that. I wonder how old he was here.. probably about 22-25.

    • @luisrpachecojr
      @luisrpachecojr Před 3 lety +1

      @John Carter gross man

  • @nickchemist723
    @nickchemist723 Před rokem +1

    This guy ain’t capping . Girls with daddy issues are wonderful too

  • @Gatsu_Gambino
    @Gatsu_Gambino Před 2 lety +18

    holy shit Chris Colinsworth is literally Matthew Mcconaughey

  • @lobster4501
    @lobster4501 Před 2 lety +41

    That is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time…

  • @BrodyMonteer
    @BrodyMonteer Před 6 měsíci +3

    Now here's a guy who can say stuff like this and still have a job in sportscasting

  • @1airdrummer
    @1airdrummer Před rokem +3

    Cris Collinsworth = Matthew McConaughey: "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

  • @markjones1444
    @markjones1444 Před 2 lety +363

    I remember watching this as a kid, I'm a huge Seahawks fan, and having them on Monday Night Football was amazing for me. I totally remember this, and I remember how strange it was for them to have this at halftime. Even as a young boy, I thought this was really creepy. Marcus Allen was also featured as a bachelor, but I don't remember if he said anything creepy like this...

    • @okd521
      @okd521 Před 2 lety +26

      He was OJ's wingman, when OJ was married. Creepy enough for you?

    • @markjones1444
      @markjones1444 Před 2 lety +48

      @@okd521 No, not quite. But, the reference to 14 year old girls, yeah, that part was creepy enough for me to think he's a creep...

    • @dustinwillis3261
      @dustinwillis3261 Před 2 lety +27

      But now , any show you watch they have to show gays making out Hahahha. I’d rather watch the old school

    • @markjones1444
      @markjones1444 Před 2 lety +8

      @@dustinwillis3261 That's a good point...

    • @casondajoint9505
      @casondajoint9505 Před 2 lety +4

      @@markjones1444 So you support this now?
      Wow that was a hardcore flip flop.
      (Wonder what he's hiding?) 😆

  • @johnharvey8682
    @johnharvey8682 Před 2 lety +38

    Rob Lowe got away with taping his adventures in babysitting and he's still on your television ** I don't think Cris is gonna lose his gig

    • @koolkitties8552
      @koolkitties8552 Před 2 lety +4

      He didnt tape the girl did and he didnt know she was only 16.

    • @TheJpep2424
      @TheJpep2424 Před 2 lety +4

      Yeah you keep believing that.

    • @bobbyleglocks1992
      @bobbyleglocks1992 Před 2 lety +3

      It was in Georgia, and the age of consent was or still is 16..😳

    • @djtjpain
      @djtjpain Před rokem +1

      Age of consent in Georgia was 14 at the time it happened

  • @fivefiveniner1537
    @fivefiveniner1537 Před rokem +1

    That's the thing about high school girls man. I get older but they stay the same age lol Chris Collinsworth. 💯 😂

  • @JohnDoe-zr8pc
    @JohnDoe-zr8pc Před rokem +1

    This was like 38 years ago, going by the songs playing in the club.

  • @JetsetComedian
    @JetsetComedian Před 5 lety +65

    "EIGHT year-olds, Dude."

  • @bradlafferty6076
    @bradlafferty6076 Před 4 lety +31

    The Cincinnati singles scene looked pretty good

  • @jamesthomas6056
    @jamesthomas6056 Před 2 lety +1

    Chris was already ahead of game 😂😂they just like the money

  • @robbysuter7577
    @robbysuter7577 Před 2 lety +6

    Opening lyrics to Motley Crue "All in the name of rock" : She's only fifteen
    She's the reason-the reason that I can't sleep
    You say illegal
    I say legal's never been my scene

    • @chriscawthorne1581
      @chriscawthorne1581 Před 2 lety +3

      Yeah pretty much every rock idol of the 70s was all about the underage girls. Steven Tyler, Bowie, Zeppelin, the Stones...they all had harems of literal children.

    • @kikoredog
      @kikoredog Před 2 lety +1

      still better than 99% of priests

    • @hippie_preppy_jock
      @hippie_preppy_jock Před rokem

      @@chriscawthorne1581 Right it's funny how you evolve too- me in late 80's "I met a cheeeerleader was a real young bleeder oh the times I could reminisce !" Me, now, after my daughter was born "Hey, you can't sing that filth! " *turns radio station* :-)

  • @awcindy
    @awcindy Před 6 lety +63

    1:35 He says 14-18

  • @andymancan_
    @andymancan_ Před 9 měsíci

    salute to a man who never gave up, no matter how many times he was told no.

  • @rbikidportland
    @rbikidportland Před 4 lety +48

    I keep gettin' older; they stay the saaame age.

  • @DanTheTrojanMan123
    @DanTheTrojanMan123 Před rokem +2

    Thank god social media wasn’t around when this guy was in the league. He be up in a lot of young girls DM’s! Hahaha

  • @timfisher1588
    @timfisher1588 Před rokem

    I knew there was a reason why i like cris colinworth!

  • @judahisrisingyahschosen9481

    Can you imagine Jerry rice saying this?...and he said it again on tv while doing a game

  • @BrandonKClark86
    @BrandonKClark86 Před 5 lety +124

    How has he not been #metoo'ed yet?

    • @cja7541
      @cja7541  Před 5 lety +13

      I'm not sure, Brandon

    • @donaldtrump745
      @donaldtrump745 Před 5 lety +38

      Because he didn't rape any PUSSY dumbass

    • @SliceofBread123
      @SliceofBread123 Před 5 lety +13

      Because this video hasn’t been shared enough lol

    • @tizzlebizzle1234
      @tizzlebizzle1234 Před 5 lety +4

      This was a joke

    • @alexschmidt2895
      @alexschmidt2895 Před 5 lety +7

      @@tizzlebizzle1234 if this footage was today holyshit Dick's bad boy collinsworth would be in deep deep trouble!

  • @brandonbrooks6780
    @brandonbrooks6780 Před rokem +4

    “That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”

  • @billybobobacious
    @billybobobacious Před 5 měsíci +1

    How is this guy still on the air? This is the kind of stuff that gets people canceled today, right?

  • @benhaney9629
    @benhaney9629 Před 2 lety +6

    “High school girls...” “14-18...” “As soon as they mature, hit 18...”
    Jesus

  • @edgonzalez186
    @edgonzalez186 Před 2 lety +4

    On a Denzel Washinton tone in "Training Day": "My man"

  • @seadweller8458
    @seadweller8458 Před 6 měsíci +1

    I can remember walking into a bar in the 80s and buying cigarettes out of machine smoking and playing pool next to adults boozing. Things were so different back then

  • @dbleo_
    @dbleo_ Před rokem +2

    This is great haha

  • @ryanspengler4877
    @ryanspengler4877 Před 2 lety +31

    Remember the world before we knew EVERYTHING would live on forever?

  • @jeffvandagrif
    @jeffvandagrif Před 2 lety +3

    Ah the good days 😌

  • @Realcaseywoods
    @Realcaseywoods Před rokem +1

    One of America’s greatest leaders

  • @qsxzx5635
    @qsxzx5635 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Average Josh Giddey post game interview

  • @danielprepas3157
    @danielprepas3157 Před 5 lety +10

    Thank you to both youtube and the internet.

  • @RaggamuffinRastaman.
    @RaggamuffinRastaman. Před 3 lety +10

    Here after Chris’ fumble tonight 12/2/20

  • @amirsyoutube9518
    @amirsyoutube9518 Před rokem +24

    I’m a middle age man who finally understands the definition of cringe. I’ll be sharing this video with my daughters as a reminder of what goes through the minds of many men at bars/clubs.

    • @thunderpooch
      @thunderpooch Před rokem +1

      Your daughters will think you're a self-important bore

    • @usmcmikeco0651
      @usmcmikeco0651 Před rokem +5

      dude this was 40 years ago 🤣🤣 lol teamch them about drugs and social media. thats where dangers lie now

    • @Tiscy_Whiskey
      @Tiscy_Whiskey Před 6 měsíci +1

      If a woman is going to a bar or club then their probably there for the same reason bro

  • @duewhit310
    @duewhit310 Před rokem

    "And then YOU say 'I am going to smurf your smurf' "
    'No i didnt'
    "It's right there in the chat"

  • @danielward8645
    @danielward8645 Před 2 lety +48

    I had a female friend once tell me she preferred men that were dumb but not too dumb because they were easier to control. She believed a lot of women think the same way.
    It always made sense to me because the majority of the women i’ve been close to have been admitted crazy control freaks.
    Collinsworth is saying the same thing in so many words.

    • @user-nj1zu2nf1x
      @user-nj1zu2nf1x Před rokem +3

      Ok weirdo

    • @georgial6398
      @georgial6398 Před rokem

      She's dumb. Intelligence is highly correlated w life success. And is heritable.

    • @debunkinghistory214
      @debunkinghistory214 Před rokem +7

      It makes sense; they can't control you physically, so if they can't control you mentally, they pretty much have no leverage and the pressure is on them to stay at their best

    • @georgial6398
      @georgial6398 Před rokem

      @@debunkinghistory214 it doesn't make any evolutionary sense to prefer less intelligent men.

    • @turkey4957
      @turkey4957 Před rokem

      Ouch dude, sounds like you’re projecting your sad personal experience with women across your life, which probably has to do with you being a dud and having a limited sample size of women that would actually want to be with you. Sorry for your dysfunctional relationship history with women, but most men don’t have the same experience as you little guy.

  • @pandyne
    @pandyne Před 2 lety +3

    That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older and they stay the same age.