'Show me your t***': Patient's hilarious rant after anaesthetic - Daily Mail
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- čas přidán 7. 03. 2018
- This is the hilarious moment Mark Clayton III (pictured), from Orlando, Florida, makes an extremely lewd suggestion to a female nurse while under anesthetic - and gets ruthless told off by his father. Mark Clayton Jr, his father, filmed the video of his son, who had just had a metal rod placed in his leg. He tells his son to 'quit it' and be respectful when women come in the room'. The video has been viewed more than six million times on Facebook.
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I'll pay to see a partially anesthetized girl lying next to him. The conversation between the two could answer many of life's oldest questions.
Greatest mysteries of the world, solved.
Genius is born
:D!
Who are you,who are so wise in the ways of life?
Whoever finds docs or vid of such experiment should share it I really want to see that
"Tell her you're sorry--
--I'm sorry."
That was quick
If people worked like this, we wouldn't have any problems.
@@PresidentialWinner soooooooo what you're saying is if everyone was high we would have no problems
@@halpysbane3373 If everyone was as innocent as children, i'm sure it would be a better world than this.
because we are men. 🤣
This is a trained person
Apparently the dad stopped laughing when the nurses informed him they actually hadn’t administered the anaesthetic yet
Lawyer on speedial
Is that true?
@@deannas2778 cmon man
@@dzudemlow gullible as hell
@@deannas2778 Not true but could be hilarious…. you should submit that to a prank channel (eg, Just for Laughs). Dad, glad your herpes cleared-up. Nice t*ts… oops, forgot that was a private showing. Etc.
The relationship between him and his dad is damn cool. Respect, fun, love & friendship. This boy rocks and I salute his dad for rasing such a cool kid.
He seems like one of those dudes in high school who the teachers hated but couldn’t help but laugh at
love yourself true
That was me 😂
@@sethwatters99 keep telling yourself u were funny
@@leedscity6881 he meant the guy he sat next too...
@@sethwatters99 people claiming they funny are cringy asf you know
He sounds like if a labrador was a person
Underrated comment oh nvm this 1 day old
MR. PEANUTBUTTER
Genius..
@@Sovasix911 yeess totally
Lmao yeah
This guy is really hilarious even when he is ill. Respect man.
Ill is short for illness. He was in there to get his leg fixed, lmao. No illness
This brought laughter and tears to my eyes... I wish I could tell my father I love him one more time...
I'm sorry for your loss
😭
@@electricgamer_yt4753 I apologize I'm just now seeing this... Thank you, I appreciate it. I lost both my mother and father from complications due to Covid. My father passed first and mother about 30 seconds later. Been a tough rode man... Thank you again!
@@adrianfumi Don’t apologize, it’s definitely tough to lose a loved one, let alone two. I hope you’re doing well. 💙
💀
he sounded like he was talking to his bro rather than his "dad"
"Now you be respectful when women walk in.."
"we-I know...."
His dad sounded like a younger man to me.
Which makes for an amazing dad.
They didn't move to Florida, they're from there.
I wish my dad and I had that bro relationship 😪
My worst nightmare is being on Anesthesia and involuntarily saying things like this
Right and reveal all your secrets
I don't know, i've been under anesthesia, and i was aware from the moment they started waking me up in the OR. I think it's something more biological/psychological than just pure chance, not all the people who get under anesthesia gets like that, the medicine, the time of operation, still, i don't know.
ML8593wy stfu
same
@@Majdkhb He is also aware. He just can't filter. Notice he continuously apologizes. And even asks when the meds will calm down.
I love how he doesn't really know what is happening but is all positive once he gets an answer back from his dad
The life of a child.
Oh my gosh that's an all-star father right there. Loving his son, making fun of him and embarrassing him by recording him and still reminding him how you talk to ladies. Oh and told him to apologize. That's great. I hope he showed this video to all of his son's friends too. Hahaha
Great dad!
I‘m going to have surgery soon and I literally made my parents sign a contract I wrote (i‘m a law student) to not film me during my hospital stay. I am 1000% sure none of these people consented to be filmed and put online for others to laugh at.
@@platinum_ink Nah bro why you gotta be so boring? Like, studying law is one thing, but using that to avoid getting embarassed? That´s just plain boring right there...
@@eblams165 Why do you get mad by reading the comments from other people? It's not like I have anything to do with you. 😂 Are you jealous that I successfully entered a prestigious law school and you didn't? I hope you will one day be happy with the life that you have and don't have to write hate comments to wrangle some endorphins out of your brain- ; )
The Dad raised him well..He was very polite even on high.
Lol, on high
@@watermelonboi5829 Reminds me of when I was on the stoned from that those these weed
😁
Seth Belfort Lol “do weed”.
@Seth Belfort 😂😂😂
Plot Twist: They forgot to give him the anesthetic.
Lolllllllll
Your reaction is my profile pic
big oof
Wahahaha
😂😂😂😂😂
He may had a leg injury to explain the rod but him being under anesthesia and having the most polite and calm interaction is superb
Lol!!! This is too funny. But the dad is a perfect example of how to be a friend, mentor, role model and father. It really is a beautiful thing lol.
I feel like if golden retrievers could speak they would be just like this dude
🤣🤣😭
Absolutely underrated comment!
@@roysondsouza0309 cos it's copied off another one with 15K likes lol
@@InnocenceExperience Nobody Cares
Just like Mr. Peanut butter from Bojack Horseman
Dude is A Gentleman he even said Sorry when he was High.
He's just a typical boy.
His dad is the gent. Guiding his boy.
@@patrickmclaughlin61 Nope, dad sounds like his buddy more then a father figure
@@Star-bp5jj what did he say?
@@Star-bp5jj it would be pretty dumb to act like a father figure when your son is that high, there would literally be no point.
@@Star-bp5jj well his son is in hospital and on painkillers.. what's he meant to do?
“Toes to my nose??? What the hell you want me to do with that girl”🤣💀💀
The best part is the nurse he said it to was also laughing uncontrollably. I’m sure he made her day 😂
This is basically what goes through the average male's mind on a daily basis.... Just without the filter.
Amen
An average male's mind here agrees
You said it
except much more graphic
All day
Nurse: “I’ll see u in a lil bit”
The guy: “love u” 😂
KING MUFASA I wanted to like this comment but i didn’t for the sole reason that it has exactly 69 likes. nice.
Ricardo Buendia lmaooo 🤣
😭😭😭 on bro
Read this as it happened bruh😂😂😂😂😂
@@ricardobuendia8377 you can like it now
this is incredibly wholesome..
2:52.. Lol just casually like "love you" to the nurses when shes walking out..
“It was just out of instinct” This is the most honest answer ever.
"I'm sorry ma'am, I didn't mean to say that"
His brain: LIAR!
You under estimate my power!
😂😂
You have uncontrollable thoughts to damn thought I was the only one
Let her go anakin
Hahaha
"If i fall asleep will i die?"
"No."
"Just making sure."
Hahahahah
Hahaha
@Victor Hugo Alvarez Damasceno she’s really a guy😂
@Victor Hugo Alvarez Damasceno uhm....what? Hahah are you okay?
@@borederthanu I knnoooww! Hahahah. He whispers it as if the medicine is going to hear him and try to get him.
Strangely a very common fear with patients under anesthesia.. My thought is because of the feeling of lack of control over oneself
Lmao I saw this video a couple years back and it just popped up for me again 😂 and thanks to this young man that catch phrase he has is something I say to my wife everyday and she legit gets sad when I forget to ask her lol.
😂
I love hearing his Dad barely controlling his laughter... it's hysterical! 🤣🤣🤣
*Son* "If i fall asleep am i gonna die"
*Dad* "no"
*Son* "Okay just making sure"
😆
Pissst hey dad.
What?¿
I love you!!!!!!!!!!!
Me when I smoke too much before bed
That totally caught me off guard...I almost woke my sons up from laughing
Lmao
I’m scared if I go through anesthesia, the amount of disgusting things I’m going to say is enough to get me a law suit.
Exactly, I need to be alone in my room if I’m going to be on it no way.
Fr, they better put a muzzle on my ass
Dad: while you're on drugs you may say some things you may not mean
Me: dad I'm gay
Dad: ....
Nurse: i don't think he means it
Is there sumtingwong with you?!?!
Not really, you know what you saying , but you just don't care
I love how the camera is shaking cuz the dad is laughing so hard but he’s trying to keep it together.
1:08 little did he know, 10 million people would watch this recording
Later on when he’s alone, nurse comes back in, “don’t tell anyone yeah?”
*lifts up shirt*
@Anshulyouguy Youknow truly a bruh moment
Dude 🤣
Breh
Imagine 😂
you're making up fantasies you're cringe bro you just posted cringe
“am i going to school tomorrow?”
“i don’t think so”
that’s the best feeling
Y’all already had almost a whole school year without going to school
when school was mandatory
@@graypie69 still is
@@ClearVod Not if you've already outgrown mandatory schooling.
Omg as soon as i read your comment he said it lmaooo
"I'm sorry, maam, I didnt mean to say that"
"yeah you did"
At least the nurse knows her patient.
My favourite part is “Dad, what’s up” 😂
The fact that he says “I love you” even with anesthesia is wholesome xD
Clearly you’ve never been high because you say that more when you’re high than normally
when you wake up from being out like that on a drug you've never had and the person that raised you is there to make sure nothing happens to you while you are at your most vulnerable state you will start tossing out i love you's too. lol
@Michael As in: "I fuggin luv you, yer bazzer".
Yeah
Lmao LEGEND czcams.com/video/SkDM7DGT5AA/video.html
Props to dad for filming with a steady hand while experiencing a life-altering giggle fit.
I refuss to give props to his filming as the phone is held vertically.
@@Lucero0709 you always hold phones vertically it’s natural
Vertical filming is normal now thanks to tiktok and instagram and snapchat.
Ye
LEGEND LMAO czcams.com/video/SkDM7DGT5AA/video.html
Lmfao! Laying 100% straight looking right up into the ceiling and talking like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love how the dad is dying laughing yet has the respect and honor to intervene and make his son apologize 😂 sure that nurse was loving it just as much, even if it was a bit rude of him. How could you not laugh at that?
I am a little jealous of the trust and respect he has for his Dad.
I'm really jealous, my father was a nightmare
Im jealous that he has a dad.
I had too for my fsther
@@freshsodaa7023 same
@@freshsodaa7023 for some fathers the best thing they will ever do for you is to never meet you.
Why does he speak like a videogame character? Lmao
EsTaNo_ 21 straight outta red dead🤣
The medication is weird and disassociative
HE IS HIGH lol
don’t we all
He's an NPC obviously
I had a really high fever once and my brain was just not cooperating. The doctor that was looking after me was so cute, I just couldn’t stop myself from grabbing his hand and petting it as he spoke to my mom about what was happening to me and the way the were going to treat me.
He was so nice about the whole thing, didn’t say a thing and didn’t try m to stop me from caressing his hand. 😂 To this day my mom and I still laugh about it.
My sister had her tonsils out in her late teens, and when she was waking up, she took a swing at the nurse and starting crying for our mom. 🤣
Lol. I’ve heard that a lot of times when you come out the aggressive side of your brain wakes first. Kumail nanjiana has a story about punching his mom after having teeth surgery when he was like 9.
All jokes aside,the conversations between the dad and his son was surprisingly wholesome
Do u know hikaru nakamira
@@vish-sw9dc nakamura is quite popular surname you know? Lol
what about shinske nakamura?
@@vish-sw9dc 😂😂😂
Bruh
@@vish-sw9dc he's a chess player right?
“Sorry for cussing, it’s just the medicine” “dad, I promise I’m done doing drugs” 😂
That was actually a deep moment between them. Pretty cool
I love how his dad went "Shh", like don't admit anything else to me 😂
And then the shhhhh like dont incriminate urself hahahah
show me your tits i had an operation just now
@@GewoonNee that was actually kind of sad. Like maybe him doing drugs had something to do with his leg getting shattered 🤷🏼♀️
Loved it. How nice to support your son .
“You guys gave me actual drugs. This is crazy”🤣😭
Dad: You be respectful when women enter the room.
Also dad: giggling uncontrollably in the background 😂😂😂
Lol you know inside he was tearing up and saying "That's my boy."
@@frankjuggaloheathen1035 lol
@Xor Xar what’d he say?
@Xor Xar I think u do
@Witty Witty sshhh
3:37
SON "Dad, I promise, I'm done doing drugs"
DAD: Shhhhh
I got confused at that part... Did his dad know already
HILARIOUS!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm confident they do drugs together, lol, I've known two families like this.
Even the way he says "shhhh" wasn't just to cover up for him, lmao
@@ivar90 his dad probably just didnt want to know😂
Probably just didnt want to know about that aahah
This guy's so chill and happy... Like anything is better than going to work
“Dad I promise I’m done doing drugs”.😂
“You have cool rod on your leg”
“I have a cool rod?”
“Uhum”
“Wooo hooo rod”
The camera shaking after he said that😂😂😂
🤣
I rade it as "between"
@@stephenlackey5852 yeah his dad was laughing 😂
What kind of cool rod? wink wink lol
If a dog could talk, it would sound just like that
:D haha
😂😂😂😂facts
Now THIS IS THE KIND OF COMMENT I love to find and read hahhaa
Underrated :D
😂😂 underrated
Thos poor dude had no idea 10 million people were gonna see this.
Son: "show me your t*** "
Dad: * wheeze intensifies *
Dad:(finding his glasses)
I’m pretty sure he said that to his sister.
@@gallinstar8314 tits
@@maheshb7536, that's how u serve humanity
@@gallinstar8314 triceratops
This guy was so straight forward even under anesthesia. Nurse came in, he asked for service
Cringe
Cringe
Cringe
Cringe
Not cringe
Best father-son relationship ever!
“It must be the anaesthetic”
“But sir, we have not give you any yet”
All these recent comments indicate to me that the youtube algorithm has brought all us brothers together again
Bro😍♥️🔥
hahaha what the heck his made me laugh
Hahaha real thing 😂😅😅
200th like 😎
Bro 😀
I love how many times he says “I love you,” when he’s high 😂 and sorry. He sounds like he’s normally a super sweet, respectful guy.
And that's why is even funnier
this kid is going to be a crackhead soon
@@pitech4446 who hurt you?
Matt 😂😂😂
Same for me, everytime when i was drunk or high the day after all my friends were telling me :"Man you were telling everyone that you loved them" lmao
Bro Just woke up with a degree in rizzics
"You be respectful when women come in" while dying laughing is ridiculous
He sounds like he's recording voice lines to a videogame character.
underrated comment
@@iannotivan1868 Totally.
You mean the scout
Oh no! They have killed another truth seeker!
Looooool
this guy is my hero. even on anesthesia he don't looses the sens of the priorities😂
Lmao 🤣
We have another unfiltered male brain! And he seems to be sober!
@@laurenring9721 😂😂😂
@Franco Cavalli 🤣🤣🤣🤣
ok👍, i corrected the word.
i hope your eyes doesn't burn anymore🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Franco Cavalli ahahha not a problem
i like to learn
😂😂 I remember waking up after surgery and the nurses and anesthesiologist were giggling telling me that I was talking like Deadpool.
Man I’ve had several surgeries and have never been this crazy. This was hilarious!😂😂😂
"If I fall asleep will I die" -Aristotle
Harrison Johnston yes
“If I fall asleep will I die” - Plato
“If I fall asleep will I die” -Confucius
"If I died will I fall asleep" Karl Max
"If I died will I fall asleep" Rocky Bow Boa
He sounds like an NPC
Exactly 😂
Oblivion NPC dialogue
Does have some decent character development
@@berryamv2296 PepeLaugh
Typical extroverted male without personality LOL
When I was training as a paramedic I did a placement in ITU and the operating theatres , part of my training was to administer the drugs and intubate the patient pre op, then I would follow the anaesthetist post op , it was hilarious listening to some of the patients as they ‘came round’ some would sing , others said they loved you , very rarely would they get angry ( probably because they were frightened)
Omg how did this not break the internet! I am just seeing this now! It’s fantastic lmfao
It's crazy how fast he lies and then immediately comes clean about it.
u never met a man ?
@@fenecofeneco19 ThAts SeXist…. It has nothing to do with his gender, and everything to do with the drugs.
@@TheNpcNoob as a guy with tons of guy friends, we do this
@@michaeljdlc8918 why? why do men have to lie like that.... coward move.
@@michaeljdlc8918 no we don't. Maybe you and your friends do it.
that
“Dad.”
“What?”
“I love you!”
“I love you too.”
was so heartwarming ❤️🥺
Me and my Father.
Me: Love you dad
Dad: Why
Me: I was lying
Dad: You're gay
(That's about right)
Me: ...
My stepdad: ....
My lil bro: ???
Me: *starts laughing for no reason*
Stepdad: *STFU*
lil bro: 😂
I got a weird family
"We don't do that here"
Dad........... damn luckys
Heartwarming ❤ hope he’s feeling better
Dad having hilarious laugh is just incredible 🤣
He may be sedated, but he’s just trying to keep abreast of what’s happening.
OHHOO
Get out
Emphasis on the "breast" part
Most underrated comment
*OOOOH WEEEEEEEEE!*
“Dad.”
“What?”
“I love you!”
“I love you too.”
"Can you see me "
"Yes"
"Can i see you"
"Nop"
I died when he said that 😂😂
Lmaooooo
The way he talks so clearly without thinking too much and hesisitating even when he was on anesthesia truly got me cracked up Lol
🤣🤣😂😂😂
*why?*
This guy is the best. Love his banter.
My favorite part is when the dr came in, he told her exactly what he said to the 1st nurse 😂 without any ounce of hesitation
Son to nurse : Show me ur t**s
Dad: quit it and be respectful
Inner Dad : That's my boy
😁
I have to respect the all mighty 69 likes but concider this a like too.
It was his sister !! She called him dad (guy who was making video)
@@Omairsheikh32 see the description bro
@@Omairsheikh32 no it wasn't doctors usually just call the dad in the room "dad"
Bet he says it to his sister too
He's so sweet. Even under anesthesia he is trying to be polite.
Edit. Let's not forget that he is heavily drugged, meaning lizard brain is in charge. Yet he still said sorry through the drugs.
So anuastisia make you not being able to be polite? If thats what you thoguht
@@Ncraft2 yikes dude, stop talking. No one wants to hear what you have to say
@@t2factor18 Y are u so triggered over a innocent comment? And this is a youtube comment section, so i cant talk and no one can hear me here.
@@Ncraft2 lmao didnt realise you play roblox, youre to young to understand when to stop talking. Cya
@@t2factor18 lol age cant accurately measure intelligence or how much you talk smh
Hilarious, such sweet boy. He loves his pops and his Dad loves him.
That ssshhhh at the end had me dying
His dad sounds like his best friend and that's amazing !
He's so lucky - and it's very wholesome when he say's "dad, i love you".
Indeed
✅
“Dad?”
“What”
*Sup*
😂😂 idk why that part got me
Me too!!! 😂😂
Same here 😂
Champ * 😂😂😂😂
czcams.com/video/PFoqWQnLHMM/video.html
“I know I need to rest.”
“I need to put my hands down, my head back, and take a nap.”
is everything cool now?
“And that’s how I met your mother.”
I wish my dad said he loved me at least once. Lucky boy
He sounds like an Australian with an American accent.
mobspeak no, he sounds like an NPC from like skyrim or something
So an American?
@@victor-536 with the mind of an Aussie
Yanks are this. We are a bit different to this
Nah he is from Florida
Dude talks like he’s straight outta Red dead 2💀💀
Henry Westphal lmao what in tarnation head ass
czcams.com/video/PFoqWQnLHMM/video.html
"aight bet"
KNOWITALL NYC Arthur would be like “ You got a bounce to your chest”
*"B O A H"*
Henry Westphal L U M B A G O
At least he was humble; he thought this would only have 2000 shares on FB & it now has 10 million views here 😂
She said he had a "cool rod", and right before immediately making a sexual joke, he remembered his dad saying to be respectful, and immediately pretended he saw no correlation.
Son: Can you see me?
Dad: Yes
Son: Can I see you?
Dad: No
Son: ... Why?
Wahhy?
tpp in pubg
Dad: because im dead already😂
This is one of the funniest parts 😂😂😂
The question batman and flash always asks.
"What would happen if we unlocked 100% of our cerebral capacity"
Ladies and gentleman, I think we got em'.
See Lucy movie
WHO LIKED IT AT 420 LIKES?!?!?!?!
Yeah ..lol
Test Subject - So I told my son I was going to the supermarket...
Scientist #1 - Alright, beginning experiment, "Application of electric shocks to the brain to stimulate 100% usage"
Test Subject - ...to buy milk and I-I-I-acshualld weraddsaddadwfafadwda"
Scientist #2 - Can it be? Can he actually do it???
Test Subject - dsadwafadasdsad a-a-and I never met him again!
Scientist #1 - No, no, this shouldn't be happening. All our time wasted for nothing!
Scientist #2 - It ain't over yet! Ramp up the voltage to 250V!
Scientist #1 - On it!
Test Subject - And I've never r-r-r dsHGFdfgafwADAAFFfdsfuyt *Falls on the floor convulsing and foaming at the mouth"
Scientist #2 - Yes, yes! He's doing it! He's reaching 100% brain usage!!!!
Test Subject - DAJPIPRNSnvsodlnoiamcoa *makes one final croak and limpens as the heart rate monitor dead lines*
Scientist #1 and 2 - *Cheers and claps. The sounds of laughter echo around the lab, eventually falling into silence as the scientists pondered what they have done. They then, nonchalantly put on their coats and close the lights of the lab room, leaving the corpse in the middle of the lab*
Janitor- *Whistling as he enters the lab room. Opens lights. Gasps.* Th-They finally did it. They've reached 100% brain usage *A single tear rolls down his right eye*
Why don't Homeless people just buy a house
why don't disabled people just enable themselves
Why don't drowning people just drink the water
...many more answers to the unsolved mysteries of universe
A southerner being respectful even under anesthesia. Impressive.
Son: dad I promise I’m done doing drugs
Dad: shhhh
I love how he kept say, "I love you, Dad". Our parents are only here for the shortest time ever. Give them a hug today!
Yeah. Mom passed when I was 24, dad a few years later. I'm 71 now and I would love to talk with him about Normandy.
Yeah. Mum passed away when i was 21, my dad a couple years later. im 47 now and i would love to talk with him about joe... JOE MAMMA
@@noahlaveno5809 my Mom took her life when I was 24 and Dad passed when I was 29. They never got to see our wives or our grandchildren. I've always wanted to talk to Dad about Normandy and WW2.
@@bruceg.6282 man I still can't tell of yo ass fr or not
@@bruceg.6282 but you never served in Normandy or ww2 though
“The drunk mind speaks the sober heart”
It really does
Most underrated comment!
Wooooah
Facts.
To be fair, it is not alcohol that he is drunk on, but pain meds. This is why drugs should be legalized, taxxed and regulated!
I don’t even think he saw her. I just think he heard a girl and said “show me your t***”.
”If I fall asleep, will I die?” That hit me hard. Almost lost a friend once that asked the same thing while he was fighting to stay awake. That was very smart of him to ask actually.
HES TELLING THE TRUTH, I WAS THAT FRIEND
@@odlezynowyurynator3144 hahaahjaahhhaha
@@odlezynowyurynator3144 hahahahahaahaha
@@odlezynowyurynator3144 How the hell do you wake up dead? Cause you're alive when you go to sleep.
@@TheSlammurai honestly, im dying every day
Funny story. When I was coming out of surgery on morphine the nurse was the red headed girl I secretly loved when I was at school. Hadn't seen her in 20 years. So there's my wife sitting next to me as I proceed to confess to this nurse that I loved her and she was my first crush and I'd never forgotten her. Lucky for me my wife and the nurse saw the funny side, but damn. What were the chances...🤣
Yeah with my luck that would've been wraps
Them red heads man… I get it!
😂😂😂
Oh geez I wouldn't have taken that well at all. Im married 10 yrs now.
I would have taken it personal if my husband started professing his love for an old crush that stuck with him after 20 yrs. Being high isn't an excuse. That's more likely when the truth comes out.
@@Amy-91 I hadn't thought about that red head once in decades so your bad reaction would've been misplaced. Haven't thought about her since either. It's a funny story but I honestly had and have no feelings for her, though I did admire her at school. You should lighten up.