Scariest thing on your phone

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  • čas přidán 8. 01. 2021
  • If you ever see this on your phone, do what she did...
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  • @daoodpsn5964
    @daoodpsn5964 Před 3 lety +14876

    Is just a crazy woman.
    *Shows images of hellspawn that crawl out of nightmares*

    • @mustarddiver7281
      @mustarddiver7281 Před 3 lety +464

      I am holding a airsoft gun while I sleep now because of this

    • @advertisingadrian
      @advertisingadrian Před 3 lety +238

      @@mustarddiver7281 Oh so it was an airsoft gun! I almost thought you'd caught me in the act and were going to shoot me! Never bring an airsoft to a knife fight.

    • @christiansanchez7066
      @christiansanchez7066 Před 3 lety +52

      Cant sleep now

    • @tasteless7795
      @tasteless7795 Před 3 lety +30

      My ex

    • @Gasahlean
      @Gasahlean Před 3 lety +17

      @@advertisingadrian bro not of your full quoting someone in the face pelting them and almost taking their eye out 🤣 still have to keep hella distance since a person could prob still sprint at you while getting hit

  • @tonymdigregorio
    @tonymdigregorio Před 3 lety +3514

    Damn, changing the water to scalding and then spraying them was a smart ass move, props to this lady being so quick on her feet while in such a vulnerable position.

    • @hussainbasma7250
      @hussainbasma7250 Před 3 lety +133

      Yeah but she was in the shower how did she run out the house…. Was she naked?

    • @tonymdigregorio
      @tonymdigregorio Před 3 lety +232

      @@hussainbasma7250 I imagine so. At most she maybe had a towel, but the instinctual need to survive probably outweighed the learned shame of being naked in public haha

    • @hussainbasma7250
      @hussainbasma7250 Před 3 lety +48

      @@tonymdigregorio and also that is why I will never rent a hotel Story’s scare the shit out of me

    • @hussainbasma7250
      @hussainbasma7250 Před 3 lety +23

      @@tonymdigregorio not no mention the random pictures

    • @hussainbasma7250
      @hussainbasma7250 Před 3 lety +4

      @@tonymdigregorio to*

  • @Younggmidoriya
    @Younggmidoriya Před rokem +624

    That woman was smarter than everyone who has ever appeared in a horror movie😂

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g Před rokem +1326

    "This is why you shouldn't close your eyes while in the shower."

  • @lunatic6320
    @lunatic6320 Před 3 lety +4655

    This would be far less scary if background were normal

    • @eleeki
      @eleeki Před 3 lety +69

      exactly what was the reason-

    • @rajdeepsaha7335
      @rajdeepsaha7335 Před 3 lety +20

      He look like Dutch vander linde

    • @nitbitnathan1399
      @nitbitnathan1399 Před 3 lety +28

      @@eleeki that's kinda the point of having the images tho

    • @sophiaperault1770
      @sophiaperault1770 Před 3 lety +10

      Idk, I ignored the pictures. Too busy hearing the story that is now going to keep me awake.

    • @px6883
      @px6883 Před 3 lety +4

      True

  • @firestorm8265
    @firestorm8265 Před 3 lety +6957

    This is why I sleep with a nerf gun. The darts have needles on the tips, and I laced the tips with injectable laxative.

    • @Verycoolcheezguy
      @Verycoolcheezguy Před 3 lety +360

      Ummm that’s just weird

    • @lynche192
      @lynche192 Před 3 lety +833

      @@Verycoolcheezguy yet its good defense

    • @firestorm8265
      @firestorm8265 Před 3 lety +449

      @@Verycoolcheezguy I could have laced them with something like ricin, cyanide, or polonium. Would that be better?

    • @STE3ZYThaProdigy
      @STE3ZYThaProdigy Před 3 lety +280

      @@firestorm8265 yes. Yes it would have been better.

    • @xxmansoorxx2000
      @xxmansoorxx2000 Před 3 lety +85

      Why I'm I getting btd vipes

  • @ItsBonniee
    @ItsBonniee Před 3 měsíci +2

    Nah it’s when mom texted “SON I SAW YO SEARCH HISTORY!”

  • @tp7136
    @tp7136 Před rokem +89

    She was brave enough to keep her composure and fought back.

  • @AndyDeres
    @AndyDeres Před 3 lety +3593

    Most people wouldn't of acted so quickly and cleverly in such an scenario.

    • @Earthmelt
      @Earthmelt Před 3 lety +48

      Now we can

    • @name-yr8kn
      @name-yr8kn Před 3 lety +105

      Never know man, you don't know her history she could have been in the army for all we know

    • @xielyo
      @xielyo Před 3 lety +69

      Oh no in the real story it actually says that she was running hit water for a while that even her feet were hurting and then when she saw the woman get a bit closer, that's when she ripped the curtain open

    • @Earthmelt
      @Earthmelt Před 3 lety +24

      @@msm1865 Is this a joke?

    • @msm1865
      @msm1865 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Earthmelt uh no

  • @orionmathison7039
    @orionmathison7039 Před 3 lety +2264

    "Looks like she wanted her apartment back." Bro id be laughing so hard if that shit happened and an officer said that shit

    • @Mi_Amor006
      @Mi_Amor006 Před 3 lety +22

      I would have ran to my moms house

    • @Mi_Amor006
      @Mi_Amor006 Před 3 lety +15

      On a plane we gooooo

    • @mr.lostrythm7876
      @mr.lostrythm7876 Před 3 lety +9

      Ikr! I would be too.

    • @317NEETz
      @317NEETz Před 3 lety +17

      I really doubt it if u were n that situation U wouldn’t be laughin at all

    • @mr.lostrythm7876
      @mr.lostrythm7876 Před 3 lety +18

      @@317NEETz Idk man some people have the tendency to laugh in high stress situations, it's kinda like a coping mechanism.

  • @sunshinelizard1
    @sunshinelizard1 Před 11 měsíci +87

    Actually, landlords are obligated to change the locks when a new tenant moves in. Ask them if they have done so and make sure your keys look shiny and new.

    • @ednaatluxton4918
      @ednaatluxton4918 Před 10 měsíci +7

      Mine didnt and after we dropped the 1st load of all our clothes and belongings, came back many hours later and it was all gone. The neighbours must have had a key as they were sitting outside watching and couldnt have known if wed be gone 10 minutes or 10 hours. So it was done fast

    • @peterkn2
      @peterkn2 Před 5 dny

      If true, I bet old keys will work on one of the other apartment's doors. They'll probably reuse locks.

  • @Aleenathe1st
    @Aleenathe1st Před 4 měsíci +6

    One last short before I take a shower
    The short:

  • @nobelium5013
    @nobelium5013 Před 2 lety +4067

    This is why you should never go swimming again
    A man fell into the river of Lego city
    Edit: It's been 3 months since I made this,thank you for the likes

    • @dougletts7515
      @dougletts7515 Před 2 lety +177

      START THE NEW RESCUE HELICOPTER
      **random noises**
      HEY

    • @ninacore444
      @ninacore444 Před 2 lety +84

      A man fell for a man in lego city

    • @Project_Moji
      @Project_Moji Před 2 lety +42

      I wish I could favorite comments lol

    • @stevenhendren2991
      @stevenhendren2991 Před 2 lety +18

      @@ninacore444 H E Y

    • @Abandoned_account534
      @Abandoned_account534 Před 2 lety +19

      @@ninacore444 awww I'm so happy for him, let's congratulate him for coming out now shall we everyone.

  • @2cows2
    @2cows2 Před 3 lety +2684

    this man is also known as, "the man who only appears when im trying to sleep
    Edit: holy cow 2.4k likes! this is the most I've gotten tysm

  • @skinnypete3104
    @skinnypete3104 Před rokem +13

    This is why I have four dogs, two smaller scrappy ones that follow me everywhere and two big brothers that would defend their little buddies n me to the death. If you’re a single woman def have a small pack of loyal well trained dogs and cameras that alert you when someone is approaching also help. Stay safe ❤

  • @kenzotempest7009
    @kenzotempest7009 Před rokem +45

    The reason why we don't put a mirror direct to a door💀

  • @railfansbizarreadventure7458
    @railfansbizarreadventure7458 Před 2 lety +3618

    I like how he’s trying to explain the story but he’s traumatizing and distracting us with the creepy pictures

  • @dingdongyouropinioniswrong8239

    Him: "then he pauses and looks down and grabs a clear ziplock bag..."
    Image: deranged skeleton looking face laughing at me in complete darkness

    • @kellen8405
      @kellen8405 Před 3 lety +36

      Yes I’m shook

    • @stranger342
      @stranger342 Před 3 lety +56

      Hi shook I'm dad

    • @krakenzilla.
      @krakenzilla. Před 3 lety +23

      @@stranger342 hi da- wait, my real dad told me to never talk to Strangers...

    • @gordond4457
      @gordond4457 Před 3 lety +8

      @@krakenzilla. I thought you were a myth 😳

    • @BootyRealDreamMurMurs
      @BootyRealDreamMurMurs Před 3 lety +7

      @@gordond4457 Hey are'nt you that famous chef who goes around yelling at adults yhat thet are a piece of stupid sandwhich?

  • @firstnamelastname6717
    @firstnamelastname6717 Před 10 měsíci +6

    The cop asked her, do you always shower with your clothes on!?

  • @Harish_Kumar1916
    @Harish_Kumar1916 Před 5 měsíci +6

    One more short before bed
    The short:

  • @spuds1723
    @spuds1723 Před 3 lety +971

    I’m getting traumatized by this dude showing some weird hell creature as a “crazy woman”

  • @ripakhatun6492
    @ripakhatun6492 Před 3 lety +705

    The scariest thing on my phone is my text from mom that says "So...I saw your report card today.."

  • @blazetheroachieroachishere

    scariest thing on my phone? Prob Minecraft due to how quiet it is.I’d hear walking behind me when I realize it’s a cow but soon after playing the game for like 5 minutes I feel paranoid about everything and don’t know if the walking is me or something else and even though there’s noise sometimes from cows mooing,chickens clucking or pigs snorting it’s like white noise not being able to hear the usual stuff you’d normally hear in real life like birds,crickets,people or anything like that just blank noise though there is music discs,they aren’t always enjoyable and slightly hard to get.

  • @sswiftholic
    @sswiftholic Před 5 měsíci +2

    mom: one last short before bed
    the short:

  • @ostermanumbrellaco.7445
    @ostermanumbrellaco.7445 Před 2 lety +3552

    “looks like she wanted her apartment back” that officer is one big funny joker man

  • @tashyboi
    @tashyboi Před 2 lety +2673

    Scariness factor:
    Story: 3/10
    Pictures: *935/10*

  • @Aquila79735
    @Aquila79735 Před 10 měsíci +4

    This is why you should always have your trusty Sig Sauer MG 338 on your side.

  • @Robloxian_ChannelReal
    @Robloxian_ChannelReal Před rokem +2

    These images gonna give me nightmares especially cause its night right now and no lights on 👀💀

  • @Sapones
    @Sapones Před 2 lety +1860

    You've got it wrong, the scariest thing on your phone is that message saying "Uh oh, looks like you forgot your spanish lessons today, you know what happens now..."

  • @liamwalsh8287
    @liamwalsh8287 Před 3 lety +892

    Y'know best tip for when you wanna watch this guy but your trying to sleep, just turn your phone away from your face, no scary pictures of a demon laughing at you when he's talking about a plastic bag
    Edit: thx for the likes

  • @ITSYOBOYCHANDLERSLICER999

    I love you you tell scary storys thanks for doing that

  • @NormalDayThings
    @NormalDayThings Před měsícem +2

    one more short before bed.
    that one short:

  • @ordinarystranger6667
    @ordinarystranger6667 Před 2 lety +536

    Everyone: talking about whatever
    My dumbass: _did she go outside nAkEd_

    • @jangothepug7533
      @jangothepug7533 Před 2 lety +35

      Oh i didnt think about that ud think shes a crazy person

    • @yuizi6117
      @yuizi6117 Před 2 lety +39

      Can't deny you're a dumbass, if this was real who has time to take their time putting clothes on when you see somebody in your house. In some cases these stories are real.

    • @ordinarystranger6667
      @ordinarystranger6667 Před 2 lety +44

      @@yuizi6117 maybe not clothes but
      A towel?

    • @ChrisKnows1987
      @ChrisKnows1987 Před 2 lety +9

      Ayy bro same

    • @wytelol
      @wytelol Před 2 lety +4

      Same

  • @LilTim27
    @LilTim27 Před 3 lety +14

    The scariest thing on my phone is my search history💀

  • @Spidergwen888
    @Spidergwen888 Před měsícem +2

    Guess my instincts are correct, never close your eyes in the shower 😂

  • @Sexynhomeless0092
    @Sexynhomeless0092 Před 2 měsíci +2

    People when they cant get their Egos stroked: "its obviously fake" 😂😂😂

  • @Queen_b22
    @Queen_b22 Před 2 lety +2366

    The scariest thing on ur phone:
    Mom texts you: “I need ur phone NOW”

  • @dragabzyt6333
    @dragabzyt6333 Před 2 lety +468

    Ballen:*telling a story*
    Also Ballen:*putting scary photos to scare us in 3 am*

    • @gabrielkerns3986
      @gabrielkerns3986 Před 2 lety +9

      Bro it's literally 1 am here on my own I'm home alone bro help me

    • @icicle2979
      @icicle2979 Před 2 lety +3

      @@malleusdraconia488 you're underage

    • @senorweapons9118
      @senorweapons9118 Před 2 lety +4

      Broooo for real I turn to grab my water, then I look back at the screen and I shit you not!! I sleep in a pitch black room now I can't no more!!

    • @King_Blix
      @King_Blix Před 2 lety

      @@senorweapons9118 dam man

    • @PanlessXO
      @PanlessXO Před 2 lety

      @@icicle2979 in what world is this video supposed to be not for kids?

  • @mrdeadbush
    @mrdeadbush Před 2 měsíci +2

    Who just wakes up at like 3am in sweat and be like oh ima take a shower

  • @the_camman_squad
    @the_camman_squad Před 11 dny +1

    The images are scarier than the story itself 😭

  • @andrewknepp3714
    @andrewknepp3714 Před 2 lety +236

    Nah the scariest thing on your phone is when your parents say "We need to talk"

  • @victoriadiesattheend.8478
    @victoriadiesattheend.8478 Před 2 lety +1756

    This makes me miss my mom. She was crazy about locking doors, all the time, and changed our front door lock to our HOUSE at least twice. Bless her

  • @TamikaDeniseMaryMMaloney-yl5ln
    @TamikaDeniseMaryMMaloney-yl5ln Před 9 měsíci +2

    That nightmare was a warning and a premonition

  • @alexis1726
    @alexis1726 Před 3 lety +840

    Im getting super scared. These are addicting and it's night time

  • @Bloodfang152
    @Bloodfang152 Před 3 lety +56

    I was awaiting for him to say “It was me. I was that college girl”

  • @reconstructingleslie4597

    I’ve always been scared in showers since watching Psycho !Another thing to worry about when I shower! Seriously I love your stories Mr Ballen👏❤️

  • @leonardomz6257
    @leonardomz6257 Před měsícem

    At least she has survival instincts

  • @Alex-2.01
    @Alex-2.01 Před 3 lety +131

    This guy only shows up when I'm on my bed and hits me with every horrifying pictures ever

  • @Eepop_stuffs
    @Eepop_stuffs Před 2 lety +236

    "And then she wakes up, drenched in sweat. The cycle continues."

  • @artisticfilzah
    @artisticfilzah Před rokem +6

    That phone technically saved her- 💀

  • @DESIBOY-fe7nm
    @DESIBOY-fe7nm Před 4 měsíci +4

    That was a clever move.

  • @neonrelmsproductions4224
    @neonrelmsproductions4224 Před 2 lety +1434

    The guy just cracks a joke after this woman just escaped death.

  • @kittycornme7478
    @kittycornme7478 Před 3 lety +487

    No one:
    Him showing a ghost instead of a 'crazy woman':
    Am big brain
    HUGE brain!!

  • @Bloxfruitsplayersigma
    @Bloxfruitsplayersigma Před 24 dny +1

    Bro i wanted to go to sleep 💀

  • @Thehfamilygaming
    @Thehfamilygaming Před měsícem +1

    Plot twist: she forgot her shower head cant detach from the wall

  • @pipi.undkaki.in.pipi.kakal9118

    The fact that the images he puts in his vids are more scary than the story is insane

    • @big_franky__
      @big_franky__ Před 2 lety +9

      Fr fr 😂

    • @mystical321
      @mystical321 Před 2 lety +4

      ik

    • @DetroitedSkyArts
      @DetroitedSkyArts Před rokem +1

      Yeah this is why i block this man's channel

    • @HandsOfTheFather
      @HandsOfTheFather Před rokem +2

      Not really neither the story or images are scary in my opinion

    • @3RlN
      @3RlN Před rokem +2

      @@HandsOfTheFather we didn’t ask if it was scary or not. we’re saying which one is scarier
      not trying to sound rude

  • @TheFirehands150
    @TheFirehands150 Před 2 lety +58

    Me with a shower head that's attached to the wall: I'm die, thank you forever.

  • @grimaceisthebestandwayswillbe
    @grimaceisthebestandwayswillbe Před 11 měsíci

    always the last TikTok before you go to bed😭

  • @LandonJ-uq1mp
    @LandonJ-uq1mp Před 27 dny

    Me: One last short before bed
    The short:

  • @Audio041194
    @Audio041194 Před 2 lety +124

    Good on her for situational awareness and quick thinking in a tense situation, that saved her life for sure.

  • @doloresmadrigal1361
    @doloresmadrigal1361 Před 3 lety +17

    Me: *sleeps*
    That thing: *Shows up*
    Me: Hell nah I'm moving to my parents room.

    • @SomethingIGuess681
      @SomethingIGuess681 Před 2 lety

      If I saw that thing I would tell my sister and me use our large book and hit em

  • @Ronaldo-wr4yd
    @Ronaldo-wr4yd Před 10 dny +1

    This makes me don’t want to go to sleep 😅

  • @Your_localstup1d
    @Your_localstup1d Před 2 měsíci

    My mom loves your videos she listens to them when she has the chance ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @androgynousbadassvillain
    @androgynousbadassvillain Před 3 lety +108

    "looks like she wanted her apartment back"
    I AM DEAD 🤣

  • @cwandtheblueenderman6568
    @cwandtheblueenderman6568 Před 2 lety +1471

    "Scariest thing on ur phone"
    "Why you should always change ur locks"
    "Turns out she just wanted her apartment back"

    • @nilampandey2090
      @nilampandey2090 Před 2 lety +29

      Yeah bruh- like what is the real title-?

    • @funtimewithjing3319
      @funtimewithjing3319 Před 2 lety +17

      I don't know why they talked about a crazy woman wanted her apartment back but the title was "Scariest thing on your phone" and before I clicked on the video I was like do I have to change something on my phone?

    • @I_eat_frogsicl
      @I_eat_frogsicl Před 2 lety +12

      She ran out naked?

    • @ratsarecool2213
      @ratsarecool2213 Před 2 lety +5

      The scariest thing on the phone was the reflection of her, she had the copies of her keys, and she was planning to murder the girl for the apartment.

    • @savagehero6688
      @savagehero6688 Před 2 lety

      @@nilampandey2090 no I'll qz I'll qzolllllll

  • @virginiaramirez1096
    @virginiaramirez1096 Před 8 měsíci

    I ALWAYS LISTEN TO YOUR STORIES IN THE SHOWER!😂

  • @jilljones2414
    @jilljones2414 Před 11 měsíci

    Mr. Ballen , You never fail ta bring the 🔥 . I love Ya Stories . You keep bringin em , and We'll keep watchin . Thank You Sir for Everything You've Sacrificed for America , and the American People . I Pray the good Lord keeps You and Yourn Safe and Outta Danger . God Bless and Yall Stay Safe 🌷🦋☮☯️

  • @addie-ew7kl
    @addie-ew7kl Před 3 lety +1910

    wait she ran into the street after being in the shower
    did she have a towel or did she just run
    It sounds like I’m creepy but it’s a ligitiment question
    edit:wow thank you all for the likes and comments🤍💖❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤have an amazing day

    • @rejhonafaraon4360
      @rejhonafaraon4360 Před 3 lety +162

      *I didn't notice that-*

    • @dullydaboi8758
      @dullydaboi8758 Před 3 lety +185

      Ikr that’s what I was thinking

    • @xhyokanx6555
      @xhyokanx6555 Před 3 lety +323

      I would have ran out naked to save my life

    • @coolimdead3058
      @coolimdead3058 Před 3 lety +189

      @@protectev i mean you can still get some parfume or make up when youre going out the murderer can wait

    • @goldenweeb2081
      @goldenweeb2081 Před 3 lety +61

      @@coolimdead3058 he didn't specify it but the woman locked the bathroom door on the murderer so yea she had the time to put a coat or something on idk if she did tho

  • @tbg1234
    @tbg1234 Před 3 lety +106

    If it were me doing that exact same thing I would’ve probably slipped in the shower and tangled myself up saying to myself "well done you played yourself"

  • @GLaDOSaperturescience8156
    @GLaDOSaperturescience8156 Před měsícem

    How i imagine the scenario:
    **calming music playing**
    **fnaf 1 animatronic at door sound**
    **minecraft water bucket sound**
    **peppino scream**
    **looney toons running sound**

  • @rivergamertv9702
    @rivergamertv9702 Před 17 dny

    bro ran outside without getting dressed 💀

  • @hcw_wrestling2793
    @hcw_wrestling2793 Před 3 lety +215

    “Looks like she wanted her apartment back” that is the funniest way a cop has ever said hey someone wanted to chop you up with a butcher knife and take their apartment back

    • @esjaybee5555
      @esjaybee5555 Před 3 lety +5

      I kind of doubt it was said by the cop. Sounds more like a line from a movie script.

    • @gram.
      @gram. Před 2 lety

      @@esjaybee5555 agreed. Definitely gay and fictional

    • @disparatebroom7705
      @disparatebroom7705 Před 2 lety +2

      It’d fit well if they put their sunglasses on and then the NCIS Miami thing played

    • @collinyoung4231
      @collinyoung4231 Před 2 lety

      @@gram. misleading and bisexual

    • @2bestfriends887
      @2bestfriends887 Před 2 lety

      @@gram. gay?

  • @tvisionary3394
    @tvisionary3394 Před 2 lety +498

    His moral: "Always change your locks!"
    My moral: "Keep mirrors on every surface of the house"

  • @Kunikuzushj
    @Kunikuzushj Před 2 hodinami

    “I want my apartment back”
    *”what’s the magic word?”*

  • @Miacorr
    @Miacorr Před 10 měsíci

    Wow, ending with an unexpected twist.
    Love your channel! You're a great story teller.

  • @godzilla5611
    @godzilla5611 Před 3 lety +24

    That's why I never shower after nightmare, and i sleep with real katana.

  • @suta2982
    @suta2982 Před 3 lety +475

    That's creepy and the pictures make it even creepier;-:😢

  • @peterkn2
    @peterkn2 Před 5 dny

    I would also recommend changing the locks for newly purchased homes, too. The realtors and everyone they worked with could have copied the keys.
    One company I used to work with required the realtors to take a photograph of the keys as confirmation of something; It's possible to recreate keys from photographs.

  • @Mrdarkaudio
    @Mrdarkaudio Před měsícem

    Your videos scare the crap out of me...love it

  • @Teddy-wk6ni
    @Teddy-wk6ni Před 2 lety +77

    This is why you should never breathe again. A man in 1974, took one big breath and died

  • @bigmanz6708
    @bigmanz6708 Před 2 lety +325

    The scariest thing on my phone is the billions of potentially dangerous bacteria that lurk on it

    • @43mafia
      @43mafia Před 10 měsíci +6

      Always clean your phone once a day with alcohol wipes

    • @keegentilley578
      @keegentilley578 Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@43mafiaits scary how few people do this

    • @infotvnet9651
      @infotvnet9651 Před 10 měsíci

      @@43mafia no. A man need no fear of his own phones bacteria.
      Makes a man stronger

    • @Espanol-kt7vz
      @Espanol-kt7vz Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@keegentilley578 Your telling me you wipe your screen with alchohol every day. Sorry but I don’t believe you, maybe once a week.

    • @twistz9715
      @twistz9715 Před 10 měsíci +7

      @@43mafia don't get your phone drunk kids

  • @ELSNOIPO
    @ELSNOIPO Před 20 dny +1

    My southern ahhh sleeps with a pocket knife next to me lmao

  • @brandonv024
    @brandonv024 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Is just a crazy woman-
    *proceeds to show something that came from the darkest pit of hell*

  • @PEAR.X
    @PEAR.X Před 2 lety +54

    Scariest thing: accidentally pulling up your search history in front of your parents

  • @dantethespoon1087
    @dantethespoon1087 Před 3 lety +23

    Idk why I died of laughter when he said "guess she wanted her apartment back"

  • @goldisamaa9617
    @goldisamaa9617 Před rokem +1

    When the victim stops fucking around:

  • @goofy_mancuandaldinglebottum

    ppl:2017 is the best year!
    also 2017:

  • @James-ow3ep
    @James-ow3ep Před 3 lety +44

    Tip: use your hand to cover the picture it’s a lot less scary

    • @gavindean9819
      @gavindean9819 Před 3 lety +4

      I turn my phone sideways so I can barely see the screen lmao

    • @kenyionrichmond1754
      @kenyionrichmond1754 Před 3 lety +2

      @@gavindean9819 same😂😂

    • @gavindean9819
      @gavindean9819 Před 3 lety +1

      @@kenyionrichmond1754 haha 😂😂😂

    • @tree4930
      @tree4930 Před 3 lety +1

      I already do that

    • @mymemefolder4901
      @mymemefolder4901 Před 3 lety +1

      Tbh is sometimes cover almost the entire screen exept for his face or hold the phone to my ear like I’m calling someone lol

  • @nani458
    @nani458 Před 2 lety +523

    The scariest thing on my phone would be when PH theme suddenly began playing infront of my parents.

  • @maycreder
    @maycreder Před rokem +2

    The last background gives me goosebumps

  • @makaylaernst922
    @makaylaernst922 Před 9 měsíci

    This is exactly what I'm scared of when I shower...I open my eyes everytime ready to fight for my life 😂

  • @Tusk...
    @Tusk... Před 2 lety +129

    Mrballen: this is why you should always change your locks
    Me: im buying 10k security system

    • @HumanAlien69
      @HumanAlien69 Před 2 lety +6

      Next time in sleeping with a 10 inch machete under my pillow and a pistol held in my arm

    • @glxys5981
      @glxys5981 Před 2 lety

      Hears footstep infront of the door and knocking sound, you immediately shot the guy ( trough the door ) you realized its just an pizza delivery man

    • @k7l3rworkman97
      @k7l3rworkman97 Před 2 lety

      Facts✌🏻

    • @GamerGod-fp1tj
      @GamerGod-fp1tj Před 2 lety +1

      @@glxys5981 plot twist: he never ordered pizza in the first place…

    • @glxys5981
      @glxys5981 Před 2 lety

      @@GamerGod-fp1tj he had an mask, when you opened the pizza it were a bunch of photos of you when you were a child, when you opened a mask, theres no one..

  • @AvetFox
    @AvetFox Před 3 lety +26

    Person: *Gets robbed and almost dies.*
    CZcamsr: And thats why you need to change your password.

    • @danethesurveyor7329
      @danethesurveyor7329 Před 3 lety

      I always thought how bad land lord's suck when they act just like him..what is the point kinda useless workers..

    • @marigomez5879
      @marigomez5879 Před 2 lety +2

      Person:gets killed by cult. youtuber:that's why you have to close your blinds

    • @fhleonkrause2011
      @fhleonkrause2011 Před 2 lety

      Jy

  • @Glitchtery57
    @Glitchtery57 Před 2 měsíci

    Scariest thing on your phone: "2 missed call from dad"

  • @shanjidahuda6937
    @shanjidahuda6937 Před 3 měsíci

    That phone deserves a raise

  • @chensito3314
    @chensito3314 Před 3 lety +3

    When I sleep, I have 2 pillows. One pillow is the one I sleep on every night, and the other has sharp needles stitched to it at the bottom and a gun under it so if someone breaks in, I use the gun for attack and the pillow as a shield. I also have a 4-5 feet Katana that’s reachable from my bed.

  • @blakex7
    @blakex7 Před 2 lety +26

    end: looks like she wanted her apartment back.
    me: -dying of laughter-

    • @LithuaniaYT304
      @LithuaniaYT304 Před rokem

      How were you I laughing was screaming and causing a class 5 earthquake from the shits I was taking from looking at the hellspawn from you nightmare "crazy lady"!

    • @blakex7
      @blakex7 Před rokem +1

      @@LithuaniaYT304 Humor

    • @LithuaniaYT304
      @LithuaniaYT304 Před rokem

      @@blakex7 Who's?

    • @blakex7
      @blakex7 Před rokem +1

      @@LithuaniaYT304 theirs

  • @mikl12354
    @mikl12354 Před 28 dny

    Props to her for not taking long showers. Spending longer than 5 mins wouldve made the “scalding” hot water last for about 5 seconds

  • @bobrooney5315
    @bobrooney5315 Před 2 lety +40

    What's scarier is someone stealing your apartment so you have to find a way to take it back.

    • @Xxcibrown1107xX
      @Xxcibrown1107xX Před 2 lety +2

      Nah what scarier is she ain’t had nun on in public I would never

  • @msm1865
    @msm1865 Před 3 lety +55

    Imagine if her nightmare was of someone trying to break into her house and she woke up as soon as the intruder pulled up to the house