Windmill Repairmen and Granny Damage: Curse of Strahd One-Shot
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- čas přidán 5. 03. 2024
- We attempted to do a live stream of one of the most famous D&D modules as a dark comedy featuring Macho Man Strahd von Zarovitch, a paladin of Jawsus, and literal Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove.
This is part one, a condensed version of our first two hours, without context.
We did this all to benefit the RESCU Foundation, an organization that works to provide health care for Festival performers, crafters, and workers, because the US health care system is... not great. If you'd like to donate, you can do so at www.rescu.org
#renaissancefestival #renaissancefaire #renfaire #renfest #jacqueszewhipper #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #curseofstrahd #charity - Komedie
If it isn't our favourite party being an absolute chaos
It wouldn't be a true D&D party if most of the conversation isn't asking really dumb questions and then even more dumb questions
Is France real
No, but the French are
France is Bacon
I have waited
Worth it😊
Worth the wait 🥲
Wait how do you get the alignment for a monk barbarian? Don't say planescape.
Nice
PRAISE JAWSUS
You follow Jesus(PBUH)?
Jesus(PBUH) worshiped Only One Almight Creator.
Tell me what religion was religion jesus (pbuh) on?
He prayed bowing his head on the Ground called "Sujood".
He had Beared.
He was circumcised.
And what you guys do?
Worship 3 Gods, made 2 new God, made Jesus a god, while he himself said, he is a servant of God and he himself cant do nothing all he does by the power of Almighty.
How you pray?
Dancing and jumping and singing and kneeling and hallelujah hallelujah Shouting
Christians? Beard? Circumcision?
No?
So how you following Jesus(PBUH) actually?
By making a new religion out of his name?
By corrupting his religion?
By doing opposite of his doings, his teaching? Going opposite of his way of life ?
Let me tell you, Who follow Jesus (PBUH),
The People who worship One and Only Almighty Unseen Creator, Allah.
They are : Muslims
The People who pray 5 times a day like jesus prayed with " Sujood", Muslims.
The people who have beared : Muslims.
The person who are circumcised : Muslims.
And who are Muslims ?
The people who follow the Religion of ISLAM
The religion of all prophets from Adam to Muhammad (Peace be upon them),
Muslims love all prophets, love Jesus, believe in his miraculous Birth, Believe in Adam's Miraculous Birth without Father or Mother.
But Muslims dont Worship them, as All prophets gave us the same teachings " Worship One and Only Almighty Creator and Dont partner anyone or anything with the Almighty Creator ".
So brother if you actually want to follow Jesus (PBUH) , actually believe in him, then Be Muslim like Jesus(PBUH) used to.
We pray for your guidance brother.
Amin.
You are are critical of ISLAM
Meaning you dont know what ISLAM
What is the Religion of The prophets of all generation
How first Adam to last Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon them) lead their in islam
And how the Almighty Creator Allah gives us the religion of ISLAM, with the first man Created
So i would suggest you, Read and Seek knowledge about ISLAM
And read the Quraan Once,
Because we dont know when will we die
So afterlife, hellfire eternal punishment is not a Light thing or take as a Joke.
May Allah guide you, before its too late.
The no.1 and major sin is, worshipping anyone or anything with the Almighty Creator, so in your case its Jesus(PBUH)
Meaning you are giving making parnet with the Almighty Creator, you are blaspheming by saying , Almighty Creator is Weak and low creation like us human who needa to have Family (Father, Son)
You are literally going agaisnt that man that you say you follow Jesus (PBUH)
When including Jesus (PBUH) all the prophets gave us the same message,
" worship only One Almighty Creator without any partner or idol and Follow the prophet of your time "
Jesus(PBUH) was for isrealis, like other prophets came for some particular people
Untill the last and final prophet Muhammad (PBUH) came for the whole humanity till the day of judgement.
And Without reading about comparative religion, without knowing and seeking about truth you cant say and claim " i am following the truth or i am this / that follower"
Because you are not following truth, you are following your forefathers and your family, as your born in that family.
Simple, example i an give you,
Almighty Creator, the heavenly God you say and believe, is PERFECT right?
Then his words and Book and Scripture would be perfect right?
Then " why Bible is corrupted, Contradiction all over the bible, why same Bible people cut of Books and People added Books, 63books, 67 books, etc "
Quraan Adresses people with this verse :
Have they not travelled throughout the land so their hearts may reason, and their ears may listen? For surely it is not the eyes that are blind but the hearts. - Quran 22:46
Quraan 1 Book
Revealed 1400+ years ago
Still in its original language Arabic
Never been changed and wont be changed
Quraan gives open challenge to everyone to find 1 corruption, 1 mistake, 1 contradiction from it.
Allah the Almighty Creator is Perfect
And his Literal words are in perfect.
May Allah guide you before its too too too late, before death arrives
Amin.
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