Donald Trump Is Denying U.S. Intel And Reality

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  • čas přidán 30. 01. 2019
  • The President's rejection of U.S. intelligence speaks to his larger inability to accept reality.
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  • @elephant_888
    @elephant_888 Před 5 lety +378

    The more I listen to Trump, the smarter George W. Bush seems in hindsight... and I find that fact very disconcerting!! Trump has simply taken stupid to new heights.

    • @imperatorm.e.l.5162
      @imperatorm.e.l.5162 Před 5 lety +8

      Yep

    • @lorabetht9206
      @lorabetht9206 Před 5 lety +5

      💯!

    • @semonerobinson8903
      @semonerobinson8903 Před 5 lety +7

      Goodness it hurts

    • @drmantistobboggangonzodr3961
      @drmantistobboggangonzodr3961 Před 5 lety +8

      *lows IMO

    • @kylenguyen7371
      @kylenguyen7371 Před 5 lety +20

      George W. may not have been the smartest of our presidents, and I know I used to be very concerned for it. Credit is given where it is due, though; he's proven to be one of the most humble. For as much criticism as we can heap on Bush, he's by far a better human than Trump is proving to be.

  • @jlsc4125
    @jlsc4125 Před 5 lety +131

    So, he wants a wall, but it's being built, but he's sending troops because there's no wall...but the wall is being built.

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 Před 5 lety +12

      @darknightoftroy He would tell you that Shrodinger has a very fine cat. A lovely cat, really. He's seen it many, many times.😏

    • @snoopz2
      @snoopz2 Před 5 lety +2

      jl sc he is coo coo for coco pops, he really should be in an institution.

    • @MrBswede
      @MrBswede Před 5 lety +1

      Those big, scary caravans keep coming to the border where there is.....
      you guessed it...... a wall that’s already there.

    • @ainumahtar
      @ainumahtar Před 5 lety +1

      The thing is that Faux news and the even crazier places like Alex Jones & the like cut and paste these kinds of things to seem reasonable. Kind of like the news outlets on the other side cut and paste to make him look even less sane than he is. If you look at the whole though he's still inconsistent, dangerous and insane, but yeah. Both sides amplify the shit out of everything.

    • @joshsanchez4342
      @joshsanchez4342 Před 5 lety +1

      Trump Derangement Syndrome is true. Im starting to feel like i am deranged every time i listen to him while he opens and runs his alternatively ‘fact-stater’ hole!

  • @dHolbach77
    @dHolbach77 Před 5 lety +447

    "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." 1984, George Orwell

    • @DrownedInExile
      @DrownedInExile Před 5 lety +3

      We've always been at war with Eastasia.

    • @frowlinian8175
      @frowlinian8175 Před 5 lety +3

      Honestly though, that's kind of good advice... your eyes and ears are often mistaken on their own, and when the airwaves get filled with nothing but lies and slander then the best thing to do is ignore it all.
      If people ignored their eyes and ears we never would have had trump in the first place, the people in 1984 wouldnt listen to the propaganda and maybe theyd be able to think for themselves. That's what the main character did iirc.

    • @BorisNoiseChannel
      @BorisNoiseChannel Před 5 lety +11

      . _"The state is gonna spy and keep files on each and everyone of you, indefinitely; where you go (licence plate registration on every freeway), what you buy, whom you talk to and what you're saying on the phone; what you mail and text about what to whom, when you turn on the heater at home (when you don't: you're either on vacation or plotting against the state in some unknown location, but, luckily we also got your cell phone records, telling us exactly where you are), cause we've just made all that totally okay, cause, well.... terrorists"_ ;
      George W Bush after 9/11
      It's funny how the government only seems to get BIGGER (in spending, bureaucracy, spying on its own citizens etc. etc.) when the conservatives occupied the White House. (you know: cause they're supposedly all for a much SMALLER government)

    • @drogynturalyon9914
      @drogynturalyon9914 Před 5 lety

      Describes the current democratic party to a T

    • @BorisNoiseChannel
      @BorisNoiseChannel Před 5 lety +8

      @@drogynturalyon9914 It ain't them, ignoring science and calling everything they don't like _fake news_ , my friend (not a democrat myself, but the above seems pretty obvious to me. In fact, the democratic party is so utterly uninspired nowadays that they're hardly saying anything, let alone tell the people to not believe their eyes)

  • @debrabiderman4275
    @debrabiderman4275 Před 5 lety +321

    The Emperor is not only naked he is stark raving mad.

    • @Aenarion28
      @Aenarion28 Před 5 lety +14

      The most hilarious thing about his supporters is a group of them have called trump "The Emperor" and made memes of him as the Emperor from Warhammer 40K...despite the fact that he acts more like an inept planetary governor who would've moved heaven and earth to get off planet the moment a hostile force invaded.

    • @lafierechienne6921
      @lafierechienne6921 Před 5 lety +5

      @@Aenarion28 He's an emperor,but a naked one.

    • @Aenarion28
      @Aenarion28 Před 5 lety +7

      @@lafierechienne6921 tell me about it. To call trump The Emperor is Blasphemy

  • @1RungAtATime
    @1RungAtATime Před 5 lety +291

    He wasn't kidding when he said he loves the poorly educated.

    • @MrUmakemelaff
      @MrUmakemelaff Před 5 lety +28

      Well, we ALL know he loves only himself...so he's not lying.

    • @chuyozuna2398
      @chuyozuna2398 Před 5 lety +2

      JohnnySixString lmfaooooooooooo

    • @JosephNordenbrockartistraction
      @JosephNordenbrockartistraction Před 5 lety +2

      I remember that rally. He said it twice with a salesman's open arms to make sure everyone in his powerful crowd size understood he meant it. Trump Trump Trump Trump......soooo presidential. We are all his toy now and yet, who's the one with the biggest red button ? Will someone please tackle that orange baboon throwing poop ? We've had our fun with him and this planet is not getting any cooler in reality ?

    • @eedleate
      @eedleate Před 5 lety +1

      With all that wealth, how did private education fail him so bigly? I was tempted to name my great Dane "Bigly".

    • @alpineglow8848
      @alpineglow8848 Před 5 lety +1

      The voting stats confirm that the feeling's mutual. However, it's more than a little creepy when the dumb ones agree with his world view AND he considers himself a genius, stable or not. Is believing the Earth's Flat, Evolution's - "Just a Theory", and Climate Change is Nazi Propaganda, a stroke of pure genius on Tramp's part? (Independent of all of it being total BS?). The mind reels!

  • @Echosinfireify
    @Echosinfireify Před 5 lety +385

    Colbert and bourbon are getting me through this administration

  • @chrismurray3224
    @chrismurray3224 Před 5 lety +146

    His cell mate will be calling him “Peaches” !!

    • @lafierechienne6921
      @lafierechienne6921 Před 5 lety +1

      Hahaha lmao!

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 Před 5 lety +4

      Yeah. If there's any justice in this world, Trump will be put in a tiny cell with a huge Hell's Angel called Bubba, up to his eyes in beard and tattoos. He'll be pinching Trump's bloated orange cheek going, "Yoo gotta perty mouth. Yoo mah liddle puppy nah!" Ugh.. Bloody hell! Scared myself a little there. 😬🤢

    • @vincentjoubert5514
      @vincentjoubert5514 Před 5 lety +4

      And their sex will be called peachy Dory!!!!?

    • @chrismurray3224
      @chrismurray3224 Před 5 lety +4

      Judi O'Regan Yeah, I’ve actually thought of trump’s future “husband” as “Bubba” !! Donnie boy is gonna love this guy !! About 280lb, with a-- cut here-- tattoo on his neck !!! Those cells look pretty cramped !! I hope trump likes it against the “wall” !!
      One thing we do know. Donnie’s gonna be in demand by all the “best people !!
      “Come on Mr President, it’s executive time “ 🥵 !!!

    • @chrismurray3224
      @chrismurray3224 Před 5 lety +4

      Vincent Joubert 😂🤣
      Maybe they’ll have him do a little of
      🎶My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
      And they're like,
      Its better than yours,
      Damn right its better than yours,
      I can teach you,
      But I have to charge🎶
      🤢. Oh, god !! Now I have that image in my head !! 🤮

  • @anc2242
    @anc2242 Před 5 lety +181

    Elect a clown, expect a circus

    • @arjanstam78
      @arjanstam78 Před 5 lety +3

      Elect a narcissistic sociopath and speed addict, expect a nightmare for a country that once was great; faster than you can say "bankrupt".

    • @arjanstam78
      @arjanstam78 Před 5 lety

      @Dale Hauk Yeah, Pennydumb. His wise twin brother is the clown.

    • @DeWellstein
      @DeWellstein Před 5 lety +3

      Trump is a symptom.

    • @elizabethhunley4020
      @elizabethhunley4020 Před 5 lety +1

      Nah, circuses are organized to a T, if this country was run like a circus we'd be pretty ok

    • @davidlessard3741
      @davidlessard3741 Před 4 lety

      I love this!

  • @whiteowl4097
    @whiteowl4097 Před 5 lety +782

    Give the nut bag his walls, and make them padded.

    • @janethayes5941
      @janethayes5941 Před 5 lety +21

      Lol! You said it best!👏👏👏

    • @SarahG419
      @SarahG419 Před 5 lety +13

      😂😂😂😂

    • @DarkReturns1
      @DarkReturns1 Před 5 lety +15

      Bravo sir, bravo 👏👏

    • @larrypanus2385
      @larrypanus2385 Před 5 lety

      Excuse me. Vote Trump in next the election. Thank USA for you!

    • @13times1
      @13times1 Před 5 lety +39

      @@larrypanus2385Would you mind trying again in English?

  • @rickdavis3593
    @rickdavis3593 Před 5 lety +160

    Explaining facts to Trump and his supporters, is like........talking to a wall.

    • @MikeBrown-ex9nh
      @MikeBrown-ex9nh Před 5 lety +8

      @@maxwellclemens5684 Then try using real facts for a change instead of right wing alternative " facts" .

    • @rickdavis3593
      @rickdavis3593 Před 5 lety +9

      @@maxwellclemens5684 You don't really get this whole rebuttal thing, do you Max?

    • @pennyhollifield5055
      @pennyhollifield5055 Před 5 lety +7

      Rick Davis - Hahahahaha! So darned TRUE! 😅👍

    • @MikeBrown-ex9nh
      @MikeBrown-ex9nh Před 5 lety +9

      @@maxwellclemens5684 That's ok, Max. Once you finish fourth grade maybe you'll understand.

    • @pennyhollifield5055
      @pennyhollifield5055 Před 5 lety +11

      @@maxwellclemens5684 The term "alternative facts" actually came from a right-wing idiot, Kellyanne Conway. The ridiculous phrase "truth isn't always truth" came out of Rudy Giuliani's hypercrazy piehole. These are just a couple (of many) actual demos of how Trump supporters try to change facts, rewrite history, & blatantly lie to the American people. It is off-the-wall appalling.

  • @xtcfucker
    @xtcfucker Před 5 lety +210

    He's spiralling out of control. This could get very dangerous.

    • @mariahunter9882
      @mariahunter9882 Před 5 lety +21

      I believe it's already very dangerous.

    • @avramnovorra
      @avramnovorra Před 5 lety +12

      Understatement of the year, or more accurately, understatement of the past 2 years and counting, this is scarier than any horror movie, enough said..

    • @jpblack2148
      @jpblack2148 Před 5 lety +10

      Because having a mentally ill delusional narcissist in office isn't already?

    • @roodick85
      @roodick85 Před 5 lety +7

      We're already in deep shit for years to come

    • @miyuru07
      @miyuru07 Před 5 lety +2

      You all are on Meth

  • @imnotgivingmynametoamachine683

    Is this actually happening? Surely this is just some drug fueled nightmare.

    • @transact69
      @transact69 Před 5 lety +4

      If it is, it's the mother of all bad trips. Which don't get me wrong, if it is, I'll take it over the alternative.

    • @rustcohle6746
      @rustcohle6746 Před 5 lety +1

      You're in a simulation

    • @roodick85
      @roodick85 Před 5 lety +1

      I surely hope those chemtrails are real and put us in a nightmare..some say dream-like state. THIS IS NOT NORMAL!

    • @shakiragilchrist1541
      @shakiragilchrist1541 Před 5 lety

      I'm the 101st like

    • @chattycathy8089
      @chattycathy8089 Před 5 lety +1

      I feel like I'm on acid and I don't even know what that's like!!!

  • @TheWheelchairGuy
    @TheWheelchairGuy Před 5 lety +676

    Who is paying for the wall?
    Mexico
    Mexic
    Mexi
    Mex
    Me

  • @kimjongfun5427
    @kimjongfun5427 Před 5 lety +700

    "What you're seeing and what you're reading is not what's happening." "The truth isn't truth." "Collusion isn't a crime." ...........Welcome to '1984' everyone!

    • @ritacampbell3833
      @ritacampbell3833 Před 5 lety +21

      Kim Jong Fun the name for that is gaslighting.

    • @robertdavis4192
      @robertdavis4192 Před 5 lety

      Kim Jong Fun, im going to model a sex doll on your thumbnail

    • @TheRogueWolf
      @TheRogueWolf Před 5 lety +16

      But we've always been at war with Eastasia.

    • @dragon1130
      @dragon1130 Před 5 lety +14

      The difference is almost nobody believes the "facts" this fascist leader is spouting besides himself.

    • @maxlehman9735
      @maxlehman9735 Před 5 lety +17

      holy shit dude, it's actually happening. Rejecting the facts only to substitute their "alternative facts".

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 Před 5 lety +210

    Lies, doubletalk, doublespeak, gaslighting... yup, this is definitely a Trump presidency.

    • @andreafox9137
      @andreafox9137 Před 5 lety +7

      Fox News: 2 Minutes Hate; all day, everyday.

  • @becca5501
    @becca5501 Před 5 lety +81

    At first, it was funny. But as time goes by, it's actually painful to see a US president acting like this.

    • @arjanstam78
      @arjanstam78 Před 5 lety +4

      What about it is downright scary.

  • @Chris-filosifer64
    @Chris-filosifer64 Před 5 lety +46

    “Call it whatever you want”... Okay, 🎶 Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off 🎶

    • @BK-se6yh
      @BK-se6yh Před 5 lety +2

      Chris filosifer good one!!

    • @armyvet8978
      @armyvet8978 Před 5 lety

      Should'nt be spending a dime on a wall that WON'T WORK!!!!!!! 40% of illeagal immigrants get here by air.

  • @snacktime2497
    @snacktime2497 Před 5 lety +135

    Donald Trump: Time will prove me right, probably.
    No.
    No, it won't.

    • @sprybug
      @sprybug Před 5 lety +6

      Anybody who knows anything about history, already knows it won't.

    • @FerrickAnima
      @FerrickAnima Před 5 lety +7

      Cadet Bonespurs lil hands: "Time will prove me right"
      Narrator: It didn't
      Directed by Robert B. Weide

    • @chronobretz9511
      @chronobretz9511 Před 5 lety +1

      @@FerrickAnima narrated by morgan Freeman

    • @EvilFookaire
      @EvilFookaire Před 5 lety +1

      He should test his "time will prove me right"-theory with a burning candle and his nasty shrivelled scrotum... everyone else knows the candle will set that dried-out little raisin-bag on fire, so naturally he will insist that he can't burn. So, he will squat over the flame, and we'll soon enough find out if "time will prove him right".

    • @thejack0fhearts43
      @thejack0fhearts43 Před 5 lety

      “Probably” is really not something any sane person wants to hear from a president.

  • @emmapism
    @emmapism Před 5 lety +31

    He accomplished the military?? Oh America. This makes me very sad. Brought so low.

  • @kayanclarke5216
    @kayanclarke5216 Před 5 lety +4

    “I made some oopsies. Now send in the troopsies.”
    More frightening than funny.

  • @meganalicia5947
    @meganalicia5947 Před 5 lety +256

    Jon Batiste's face after calling the wall "Peaches" is priceless! LOL

    • @baseball8z
      @baseball8z Před 5 lety +1

      Has anyone considered that US intel groups aren't working for the interests as US citizens? And that they generate misleading reports to push a the globalist elite agenda and divide our nation and continue imperialism? Seems pretty obvious to anyone who pays attention. Assassination of JFK was a coup, and we are seeing the results of that.

    • @meganalicia5947
      @meganalicia5947 Před 5 lety +18

      @@baseball8z The hell does the randomness of your comment have to do with Jon Batiste making a funny expression? Do you just want attention?

    • @maggierezac5820
      @maggierezac5820 Před 5 lety +6

      @@meganalicia5947 Shots Fired! 🔫💥 Well done! Thank you for the badly needed LOL! Peace! 🤣😂✌☮💨💨

    • @baseball8z
      @baseball8z Před 5 lety +1

      @@meganalicia5947 I didn't watch the video, sorry if my comment doesn't fully relate. It wasn't directed at your comment. Just trying to reach people and spark thoughts. Much love

    • @blue5d09
      @blue5d09 Před 5 lety +10

      @@baseball8z Your absurd conspiracy would necessarily include all the intelligence agencies from US allied nations, including Britain, France, Canada etc., all of whom have published assessments concurring with US intel. I suggest you pay attention.

  • @Metonymy1979
    @Metonymy1979 Před 5 lety +169

    Okay. I thought he was stupid, then insane but now... he's a full blown Maniac

  • @andreahood9465
    @andreahood9465 Před 5 lety +25

    I could have lived happily without hearing Trump share his weird Pelosi fantasies. TMI

    • @harrier1830
      @harrier1830 Před 3 lety

      @Ozzy Sprague that was just weird man😂

  • @GiratinaofFury
    @GiratinaofFury Před 5 lety +10

    If Mueller cannot drag the president out kicking and screaming, we need to send qualified doctors in to do it. The man is broken in the head, really badly.

  • @Dave-bo8ry
    @Dave-bo8ry Před 5 lety +339

    He left out the best part of Trump's rant, where Trump said he had stopped taking intelligence briefs and that he could do the job without any intelligence.

    • @1959aak
      @1959aak Před 5 lety +19

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hunterbooth8319
      @hunterbooth8319 Před 5 lety +24

      Love your "pun" on "... do the job without any intelligence." Yep! Spot on! 😎

    • @Jestrath
      @Jestrath Před 5 lety +19

      Seems like one of the truest things he has ever said lol.

    • @ingridwheeler3180
      @ingridwheeler3180 Před 5 lety +19

      He''s proved that since day one.

    • @amazed66
      @amazed66 Před 5 lety +14

      Trump probably thinks intelligence briefs refers to the slot hole design to pee from.

  • @isuckatgaming7225
    @isuckatgaming7225 Před 5 lety +299

    I am not in US, but i'm a fan the show and i have to say the more i watch or read about Trump... The more he appears to the rest of the world as a totally insane person, even if you know very little about psychology, you can clearly the guy has issues...

    • @affenket
      @affenket Před 5 lety +47

      I suck at Gaming - I can only speak to my experience in Australia but everyone here could see he was a mentally challenged psychopath from the earliest days of the campaign and with every passing day it only gets sadder and sadder

    • @AmbyJeans
      @AmbyJeans Před 5 lety +23

      affenket
      I can remember being 4 and seeing his face on a magazine and he gave me the creeps back then. He just looks like there's something wrong with him. He's dead behind the eyes.

    • @aj_sa1515
      @aj_sa1515 Před 5 lety +4

      Also he is THE issue here!

    • @karriebelle49
      @karriebelle49 Před 5 lety +25

      I suck at Gaming I'm not in the US either but watched him since the early 1980s it was clear he was a self entitled unhinged crook who no one has ever said no to. And he's just got worse with age . Both my parents had/have Alzhiemers and they are not like this. He's pure evil enjoying creating chaos and division.

    • @bjornsantens9030
      @bjornsantens9030 Před 5 lety +27

      Well I'm not in the US...looking at it from Belgium I say.
      WTF AMERICA WTF...UN-FREAKING-BELIEVABLE
      It's now become virtually impossible to lie more then he's doing now, every single word he says is the opposite off the truth. I mean waaaaaaw (but in a bad way). They should play this clip alone on a big screen in every town in a loop until a deniers are cured.
      I hear American media say only 37% supports him and I say...WHAT!!! ALMOST 4/10 BELIEVES HIM STILLL...COME ON, HE CAN'T BE MORE DISHONEST THEN HE CURRENTLY IS...

  • @tmseh
    @tmseh Před 5 lety +33

    Trump is very good at building things and not paying for them.

  • @iambarnowl
    @iambarnowl Před 5 lety +32

    He's borderline incoherent. Makes half the shit he says up. Contradicts that half within a week at the latest. And people still love him. I've lost so much faith in this country and the people in it these last 2 years, I don't know if I'll ever get it back.

    • @nickymarch2914
      @nickymarch2914 Před 5 lety +1

      Barnowl Hoots You summed up my feelings perfectly 😕😔

    • @robbiejenkins3270
      @robbiejenkins3270 Před 5 lety

      Disinformation is necessary. Look closer. Our government is more than half corrupt and Trump knows all. He has the Clinton Servers and all . He knows about child trafficking,murders,tax payers money theft and racketing and money laundering. Wake up! Don't believe me?! Look up sealed indictments. Trump got that done..wake up.

    • @arjanstam78
      @arjanstam78 Před 5 lety

      "Borderline incoherent"?! I'd say he's completely lost in Adderallala Looneyland.

    • @drogynturalyon9914
      @drogynturalyon9914 Před 5 lety

      Mexico has an open border go south and be with others who share your opinion. Wait out the next 6 years if Trumps Presidsency.

    • @ricochet4674
      @ricochet4674 Před 4 lety

      Me too. This entire country's identity is built on blind faithfulness and egotistical pride and I do not endorse such behaviors.

  • @faceoff3315
    @faceoff3315 Před 5 lety +14

    *Make America Great Again Impeach Donald J Trump*

    • @henryw4129
      @henryw4129 Před 5 lety +1

      George Lewis, I urge all citizens of the U.S. to contact their Senators and Representatives and respectfully, but forcefully, ask them to immediately begin proceedings to impeach and remove Donald J. Trump from the presidency. The two felonies for which he has been named as an unindicted co-conspirator should serve as grounds for the impeachment. His actions have amply and effectively demonstrated that he is incompetent for the office. The eighteen or so investigations already underway into various allegations of his wrongdoing undoubtedly detract him from being anything close to an effective leader.

  • @MrPaulmorris7777
    @MrPaulmorris7777 Před 5 lety +25

    Your President is so embarrassing!

  • @serafinnieves9247
    @serafinnieves9247 Před 5 lety +3

    I've been waiting two years for the government to announce live on National broadcast," April Fools Day!"

  • @brianallwood1330
    @brianallwood1330 Před 5 lety +122

    At first it was amusing but after 2 years the humour of watching this demented, deranged, petulant man child has faded. The damage he is doing to the world is intolerable..

    • @utkarshg.bharti9714
      @utkarshg.bharti9714 Před 5 lety +4

      Actually, he's blurring the lines between allies and enemies. Right now, none of us really know what to do with your president. I honestly feel sad for your State Department officers who have to be on a firefighting mode 24x7.

    • @Chief2Moon
      @Chief2Moon Před 4 lety +1

      Brian Allwood I was sickened after 6 months!.

    • @Chief2Moon
      @Chief2Moon Před 4 lety +1

      Summit X I asked myself& others watching him campaign if he was TRYING to lose, by the stupid shit he said. Who knew we had so many idiots in the country?

    • @ricochet4674
      @ricochet4674 Před 4 lety

      If we had a competent president we could've dealt with the coronavirus like we did with ebola and kept it in the continent so it didn't turn into a pandemic and we could work on it from a distance. Don't know if that was possible with this disease but if he wasn't president we would've done fucking something!

  • @leobabe72
    @leobabe72 Před 5 lety +203

    A few side effects of snorted Adderall: anxiety, agitation, hallucinations and delusions.

    • @UsenameTakenWasTaken
      @UsenameTakenWasTaken Před 5 lety +9

      That's why you put it in your coffee. Trade the hallucinations for heart palpitations.

    • @tankgirlspetdragon9225
      @tankgirlspetdragon9225 Před 5 lety +11

      🍄rump needs to stop Smocking the Cofefe or he is gunna OD on Hamberders...

    • @alexdasliebe5391
      @alexdasliebe5391 Před 5 lety +8

      Mistaking the film Sicario for reality falls under “hallucinations” or “delusions” ?

    • @leobabe72
      @leobabe72 Před 5 lety +10

      Don't forget his most grand delusion of all...he thinks he's making America great...AGAIN.

    • @amandawyllis9826
      @amandawyllis9826 Před 5 lety +9

      I've smoked a lot of strong ass weed that's made me down right stupid but it's never made me this stupid! Jesus!

  • @elcarto22
    @elcarto22 Před 5 lety +83

    I would just die if Pelosi would come out, with a straight face, and say 'NO money for Peaches!'

  • @MeatisMagic256
    @MeatisMagic256 Před 5 lety +96

    "I accomplished the military" Sounds like when a Japanese game is poorly translated.

  • @timothysweezey1291
    @timothysweezey1291 Před 5 lety +254

    Anyone who still supports Trump is clinically insane

    • @Dj-uz6ot
      @Dj-uz6ot Před 5 lety +6

      Amen

    • @thomaspowell2612
      @thomaspowell2612 Před 5 lety +6

      I'm not a supporter of his but stastically he has not done as awful a job as the media continue to perpetuate not every trump supporter is dumb

    • @rockingv
      @rockingv Před 5 lety +20

      @@thomaspowell2612 So for an (at best) mediocre national performance ; you're willing to put up with this man who lies uncontrollably but not consistently, who without doubt has colluded with the Russians to the detriment of the USA. Who has not filed his tax returns as he expected to do. If that's your standard for POTUS then I'm sorry but in my eyes ......That's dumb.

    • @thomaspowell2612
      @thomaspowell2612 Před 5 lety +2

      @@rockingv well thats all opinionated once again I do not support him I just believe he cops unnecessary hate yes he does say and do some dumb things but he also does good as well which is not really accounted for by the media and with the Russia situation you can not definitively prove that they did interfere and rig the election provide me some concrete evidence that they made trump win

    • @marcoferrer9652
      @marcoferrer9652 Před 5 lety +5

      @AndyXP
      EVERYTHING.

  • @dasstigma
    @dasstigma Před 5 lety +172

    I watched that whole Trump rambling on CNN.
    My Brain tried to turn into Fondue. (Yes, a cheese metaphor from a swiss guy)

    • @mikebtrfld1705
      @mikebtrfld1705 Před 5 lety +3

      Stay neutral

    • @Lord_Gumby
      @Lord_Gumby Před 5 lety +5

      You and me both, and I'm only 3 hours from DC.

    • @dasstigma
      @dasstigma Před 5 lety +8

      @@mikebtrfld1705For cryin' out loud, please google the definition of "neutral"

    • @mikebtrfld1705
      @mikebtrfld1705 Před 5 lety

      @@dasstigma Switzerland is a toilet

    • @dasstigma
      @dasstigma Před 5 lety +9

      @@mikebtrfld1705 And I accept your opinion, fellow human being :)

  • @habkenubai8200
    @habkenubai8200 Před 5 lety +76

    The way people stand around him and smile like lunatics is frightening. He's like a supreme leader.

    • @akinpaws
      @akinpaws Před 5 lety +14

      They know he's going to take all the media attention, so they can do whatever they want with no scrutiny. He's their useful idiot.

    • @sexretsoxiety4031
      @sexretsoxiety4031 Před 5 lety +3

      😜

    • @hereticpariah6_66
      @hereticpariah6_66 Před 5 lety +4

      Pences' adoring gaze (at trumpet) 'bout makes me wanna puke.

    • @gmoney2103
      @gmoney2103 Před 5 lety +3

      @@maxwellclemens5684 you're American?
      Americo Vespucci?

    • @charlescascales647
      @charlescascales647 Před 5 lety +2

      @@maxwellclemens5684 we all love America. That's why it's important to understand that Donald J Trump is a terribly dangerous and ignorant person to our country and the world.

  • @olivetti1381
    @olivetti1381 Před 5 lety +17

    7:33 Omg -- Jon Batiste found his comedy mojo.

  • @skelitonking117
    @skelitonking117 Před 5 lety +25

    Our Clan Chief Stephen Cold-Bear delivers savage blows once more.

  • @NiecieSavo
    @NiecieSavo Před 5 lety +43

    Syphilis is a scary thing.

    • @jacquesblaque7728
      @jacquesblaque7728 Před 5 lety

      Ya thinking little-donnie's getting into tertiary phase of syph?

  • @kaivickers166
    @kaivickers166 Před 5 lety +43

    So Lincoln had the Gettysburg Address, JFK asked what you could do for your country, Reagan said to tear down a wall...and Trump said to put the wall up and name it peaches.
    Absolute consistency.

  • @blue5d09
    @blue5d09 Před 5 lety +21

    "Peach"? Rhymes with 'IMPEACH' lol

  • @veecee3669
    @veecee3669 Před 5 lety +6

    Damn, Colbert, you had me howling with laughter. Excellent!

  • @jasonmoser8957
    @jasonmoser8957 Před 5 lety +150

    Colbert is the best and skewering Trump - these are epic

    • @nraketh
      @nraketh Před 5 lety +5

      Trump makes it too easy.

    • @johnnywhite58
      @johnnywhite58 Před 5 lety +4

      he is and event though I like John oliver Steve deserves an Emmy

    • @coltonreeder56
      @coltonreeder56 Před 5 lety

      I think Jim Jeffries could do a hellish number, but he's trying to avoid bringing him up because he's too easy.

  • @CornishCreamtea07
    @CornishCreamtea07 Před 5 lety +138

    So the Wall is like Schrodinger's cat, it's built and at the same time not built.

    • @nelsonclub7722
      @nelsonclub7722 Před 5 lety +7

      Clever clogs.

    • @andrewtodaro2874
      @andrewtodaro2874 Před 5 lety +5

      It just shows Trump is full of shit!

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi Před 5 lety +12

      It's like the invisible boy from the super hero spoof movie "Mystery Men" - he can only become invisible if no one is looking at him. The wall exists until you try to observe it.

    • @DaveGIS123
      @DaveGIS123 Před 5 lety +7

      Was the cat's name Peaches?

    • @carlossibrian1053
      @carlossibrian1053 Před 5 lety +3

      It's neither.
      Not until you take a look at it.
      Only then you will know.

  • @jameslaupan6499
    @jameslaupan6499 Před 5 lety +23

    So trump wants to name his wall after my cat? Peaches says Thank you.

    • @maineyor5343
      @maineyor5343 Před 5 lety +4

      lol...give her a kiss for us!!!!!!!

    • @proud2bpagan
      @proud2bpagan Před 5 lety +2

      Sorry you have to share President Bonespur's monicker, Peaches. Keep a stiff upper lip,cutie, it'll all be over soon. We all know you're a good,honorable kitty. My kitties, Selina, Sanchez,and Alice say you can come over and play any time you want!

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 Před 5 lety +19

    “We’re well on our way to denuclearization.” Yup, and he just pulled us out of a nuclear arms limitation agreement that was 30 yrs old.

  • @daveroberts6884
    @daveroberts6884 Před 5 lety +149

    Wow a negotiator who uses threats to strike a deal. This is not a political solution this is a dictatorship.

    • @jackson_stallings
      @jackson_stallings Před 5 lety +1

      Haha dictatorship says the one who’s probably for socialism

    • @Catergory5Hurricane
      @Catergory5Hurricane Před 5 lety +12

      @@jackson_stallings Lol, says the Trumpeter who supports Trump's collusion with Saudi dictators & who openly threatened to invoke "national emergencies" (martial law) in order to build his border wall, in violation of Posse-Commitatus Act of the US Constitution, and who supports a Venezuelan military coup in violation of the War Powers Resolution Act. Even John Bolton, Trump's national security advisor, admitted that Trump/Pence's support for Marduro's ouster was all about getting at that Venezuelan oil reserves. But go ahead, keep blaming socialism, since that's the only thing you're good at.

    • @kitpalmer1583
      @kitpalmer1583 Před 5 lety +5

      @@jackson_stallings derpy derrr

    • @timages
      @timages Před 5 lety +6

      you asshole@@jackson_stallings

    • @sbbs3534
      @sbbs3534 Před 5 lety +9

      @@jackson_stallings yep democratic socialism for the win!

  • @aussiepie246
    @aussiepie246 Před 5 lety +283

    If this was real life, crazy grandpa would have been put in a home years ago.

  • @sarahhbuchanan
    @sarahhbuchanan Před 5 lety +1

    Stephen's face reaction after he says "fact stater" has me in tears hahahah

  • @carolynmcmickle9742
    @carolynmcmickle9742 Před 2 lety +1

    Mid pandemic December 20 21, here I am watching all the Colbert shows just to laugh every day for therapy. Unbelievable how prophetic and incredibly hilarious this man and his team are. Cheers and love to you all, I don’t know how I would get through without you.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 5 lety +48

    Even Jon is speechless... Wow.

  • @Stolkmen
    @Stolkmen Před 5 lety +51

    the only thing I want to hear about trump and peach is that he is imPEACHed. Nuff said...

    • @henryw4129
      @henryw4129 Před 5 lety +4

      Stolkmen, I urge all citizens of the U.S. to contact their Senators and Representatives and respectfully, but forcefully, ask them to immediately begin proceedings to impeach and remove Donald J. Trump from the presidency. The two felonies for which he has been named as an unindicted co-conspirator should serve as grounds for the impeachment. His actions have amply and effectively demonstrated that he is incompetent for the office. The eighteen or so investigations already underway into various allegations of his wrongdoing undoubtedly detract him from being anything close to an effective leader.

  • @Mcmatthew99
    @Mcmatthew99 Před 5 lety +3

    "Are you calling me a liar?!"
    "I ain't calling you a fact-stater!"

  • @joeant9038
    @joeant9038 Před 5 lety +2

    Jon’s look at peach was priceless.

  • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
    @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 Před 5 lety +253

    Is trump on a mission of driving us all crazy ?

    • @ritacampbell3833
      @ritacampbell3833 Před 5 lety +15

      camelshit yes. You got it in one! He’s mental. His kick in life is messing things and people, up. Then he stands back and laughs in the shadows, and later on, blames everyone but himself. He’s a disaster as POTUS. Big time. He’s got to go!

    • @deliciousful
      @deliciousful Před 5 lety +9

      destroying american for Putin. He's doing a fantastic job.

    • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
      @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 Před 5 lety +7

      @@ritacampbell3833
      He d e f i n i t e l y has to go.

    • @janethayes5941
      @janethayes5941 Před 5 lety +2

      If he is, I'm there.

    • @tsstevensts
      @tsstevensts Před 5 lety +1

      Too late.

  • @romeomargot-picquendar1281
    @romeomargot-picquendar1281 Před 5 lety +66

    "We're going to build a giant peach and James is going to pay for it"

    • @jbusa6630
      @jbusa6630 Před 5 lety +2

      @The Doomsday Channel shit if that was today, ice would put him in a cage

    • @fanofjesus2414
      @fanofjesus2414 Před 5 lety

      You’re so clever! OMG

    • @blkcatzette
      @blkcatzette Před 5 lety +1

      Rpicquendar Tyui 😆

  • @xxxkeviknaxxx
    @xxxkeviknaxxx Před 5 lety +51

    I’d appreciate Trump a little bit more if he “built more peaches” instead of a wall. Could you imagine peach orchards everywhere in DC? 🍑 🍑 🍑 #buildthepeach

    • @Beginstheman
      @Beginstheman Před 5 lety +1

      Things would get yummy in DC at the right time of the year.🍑 🍑 🍑

    • @certainlynotsav54
      @certainlynotsav54 Před 4 lety

      More like Im-peaches! 🍑😂

    • @ricochet4674
      @ricochet4674 Před 4 lety

      That is oddly specific but I do not oppose it

  • @galaxylight777
    @galaxylight777 Před 5 lety +4

    "-Name it Peaches." -Trump 2019

  • @vfran838
    @vfran838 Před 5 lety +192

    Colbert keeps me sane in the midst of crazy possession of our country by a lot of lunatics.

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike Před 5 lety +3

      Agreed. If it weren't for him, other late night talk show hosts and credible news outlets, ie anything other than "Fox News", I would be going completely mad here.

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike Před 5 lety +1

      Hey, look a Russia bot that calls itself Troi Aitkins. Trying to do its best impersonation Southern Racist White Supremacist so bad it hurt itself. lol

    • @marcoferrer9652
      @marcoferrer9652 Před 5 lety +2

      @Troi Aitkins
      Exit RED TROLL.
      Disregard.

    • @marcoferrer9652
      @marcoferrer9652 Před 5 lety +2

      @Troi Aitkins
      Exit RED TROLL.
      Disregard.

    • @marcoferrer9652
      @marcoferrer9652 Před 5 lety +1

      @@Lonewolfmike
      Roger that, playing to grammatical/spelling errors prevalent amongst 45 trolls.

  • @mrde0mrsai
    @mrde0mrsai Před 5 lety +107

    “Peach” is part of “impeach.” When he said “peach,” what was on his mind, “impeach?” Can’t help but wonder.

    • @aliciatrottier3724
      @aliciatrottier3724 Před 5 lety +11

      It is far more probable that what was on his mind was an exotic dancer or porn star.. baha

    • @donaldswamp2501
      @donaldswamp2501 Před 5 lety +6

      Cobbler

    • @deborahmulkey1627
      @deborahmulkey1627 Před 5 lety +3

      Is it code to Vlad for ..I'm ready for more orders, master...??

    • @donnavorce8856
      @donnavorce8856 Před 5 lety +1

      I'm glad you noticed that too.

    • @blue5d09
      @blue5d09 Před 5 lety

      I was a bit surprised Colbert didn't seem to pick up on that

  • @LoverOfBellies
    @LoverOfBellies Před 5 lety +2

    This is me talking on the 18th March 2019; how is this confused, incoherent, rambling old man still in power & so well supported/admired?!

  • @rayhaanahmed1139
    @rayhaanahmed1139 Před 5 lety +7

    I want to call the wall ‘chicken nuggets’

  • @rhondasampson3109
    @rhondasampson3109 Před 5 lety +142

    He is getting worse with his lunacy yet no one is doing shit about it!.

    • @pennyhollifield5055
      @pennyhollifield5055 Před 5 lety +15

      @@sublime8728 Not true! His Cabinet could do something if they had the decency, intelligence and the guts to use the 25th amendment.

    • @maineyor5343
      @maineyor5343 Před 5 lety +6

      And THAT Rhonda, is the WORST thing about this MESS!!!!...WHY isn't he stopped, tied up, cell phone service cut off, etc etc etc?????????

    • @oscargovantes6880
      @oscargovantes6880 Před 5 lety +5

      @@maineyor5343 because the Republican party is enabling him. They still have control of the Senate and they will never move to impeach. I don't even think that if Mueller has hard core evidence against trump the Republican part of Congress would move against him.

    • @maineyor5343
      @maineyor5343 Před 5 lety +7

      @@oscargovantes6880 ...But WHY WHY WHY???...This isnt about politics anymore....the "man" is out-of-control, crazy, a liar, idiot,etc etc etc and DESTROYING this world and country!!!! STOP HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!!

    • @fatimaamerson8489
      @fatimaamerson8489 Před 5 lety +4

      Elite American society allows Trump lunacy because they benefit from the culture of white supremacy. Poor white folks need to realize that privilege and liberty are luxuries of the rich. # capitalist society # asylum is for purchase!

  • @prieten49
    @prieten49 Před 5 lety +483

    Our Groper-in-Chief is stark raving mad. Straight jacket time and into a psychiatric ward.

    • @bobdillion440
      @bobdillion440 Před 5 lety

      Yep so mad he’s making one of the biggest trade deals with chine haha so mad be brought N.korea to the table for talks haha ye he’s mad isn’t he

    • @Great-Tiger
      @Great-Tiger Před 5 lety +2

      Trump is going down as the best president of all time!!!

    • @bobdillion440
      @bobdillion440 Před 5 lety

      Mike G amen 🙏

    • @tandekangoma5715
      @tandekangoma5715 Před 5 lety +2

      Stuart M. You damn right.... What is wrong with him.

    • @slicker67
      @slicker67 Před 5 lety +9

      Mike G You got the first part right: he’s going down....period! 😅

  • @sagan666
    @sagan666 Před 5 lety +39

    Jesus H Christ... It's like living in an alternate universe.... The guy is mentally insane.

    • @arjanstam78
      @arjanstam78 Před 5 lety +1

      Yes, he is. Maybe that's why 81% of Evangelicals voted for him; known for their loyalty to lunacy, most seem happy ever since.

    • @thanksforanotherbadhaircut1211
      @thanksforanotherbadhaircut1211 Před 5 lety +1

      Arjan Stam Yep, trump courts them because they’re a cash cow for the anti abortion groups. Looks like it might be in Atlanta.

    • @thanksforanotherbadhaircut1211
      @thanksforanotherbadhaircut1211 Před 5 lety

      Yeah, trump is bat shit crazy. And he’s old

    • @anupjoseph7368
      @anupjoseph7368 Před 3 lety

      Jesus H Christ.. The Commonwealth Saga?

  • @dbsean
    @dbsean Před 5 lety +4

    That look though, right at 1:18... those glazed over eyes looking wayward, that open-mouthed stare. The look that screams tumbleweeds have blowing to and fro in his head for far too long and now the pile-up has reached critical levels. If there's one thing that unites all Trump supporters, it's that dead-pan look in their eyes and on their faces. Sad.

  • @biaedwards4025
    @biaedwards4025 Před 5 lety +37

    Totally insane: dementia + narcissism + extreme meanness is a wicked combination.

    • @666Tomato666
      @666Tomato666 Před 5 lety +3

      it's actually so severe that psychology has a name for it: malignant narcissism

    • @carolinemorphis6363
      @carolinemorphis6363 Před 4 lety

      Thank you

    • @ricochet4674
      @ricochet4674 Před 4 lety

      +flat out stupidity

    • @ricochet4674
      @ricochet4674 Před 4 lety

      @@666Tomato666 shit that is actually Trump in a nutshell with that definition

  • @cold_ay_
    @cold_ay_ Před 5 lety +477

    Is... is he so bad at fact-checking that he thinks *nobody else* can fact-check either?

    • @akinpaws
      @akinpaws Před 5 lety +38

      Malignant narcissism.

    • @staceylempiala3451
      @staceylempiala3451 Před 5 lety +9

      😂

    • @Hydelsius
      @Hydelsius Před 5 lety +21

      No one can fact check better than Donald Trump, believe him.

    • @DanA-nl5uo
      @DanA-nl5uo Před 5 lety +20

      He just thinks his base is so stupid they will believe him.

    • @Joel-bh5xd
      @Joel-bh5xd Před 5 lety +15

      Scott Robertson he’s got the best facts, beautiful facts, huge facts. People are saying.

  • @tywebb7744
    @tywebb7744 Před 5 lety +8

    He could have his "peach" breached in prison by immigrants he hates so much.

    • @vm1474
      @vm1474 Před 5 lety +1

      😭 fucking love it

  • @gidmalu
    @gidmalu Před 5 lety +72

    Name it Peaches 🍑🍑🍑 so said the guy who's bananas. 🍌🍌🍌

  • @SarahG419
    @SarahG419 Před 5 lety +19

    Colbert.. I ❤ your impersonations of Trump! We need as much comic relief as we can get with this catastrophic "President".

  • @nrx8684
    @nrx8684 Před 5 lety +43

    I love Stephen Colbert, he is brilliant 😀😀

  • @heatherm2140
    @heatherm2140 Před 5 lety

    My favorite moment: 7:32 Jon's reaction to calling the wall "peaches" . 🤣🤣

  • @jaimequinones3852
    @jaimequinones3852 Před 5 lety +1

    The old strategy, “create an outside enemy, and the fools will follow you”.

  • @mlghelp2day
    @mlghelp2day Před 5 lety +17

    "Some wud say that Donald is denying reality in the level of clinical insane. Others... wud say that too." LOL!🤣😅

  • @susanne5803
    @susanne5803 Před 5 lety +101

    He suggests to alternatively call the wall "peaches" so that everytime someone says "impeaches" he can wave it off as "they are just talking about the wall"...

    • @actionjoe50
      @actionjoe50 Před 5 lety

      now therses anoyher assholecomment

    • @Quyzbuk86
      @Quyzbuk86 Před 5 lety +1

      Why aren't you upvoted more?

    • @Sindollx666x
      @Sindollx666x Před 5 lety

      I was thinking something similar.
      It's probably what he hears in his mind when people even suggest his impeachment. Closely followed by circus music.

  • @Rimpreza
    @Rimpreza Před 5 lety +1

    He forgot the word for ‘not lying’ lmfao 😂

  • @AA-qt1hi
    @AA-qt1hi Před 5 lety +1

    "Build the peach! Build the peach!"James would be so proud!

  • @hanan6193
    @hanan6193 Před 5 lety +64

    How on earth did he became president🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @Smingleflorp
      @Smingleflorp Před 5 lety +31

      If there is one thing we can all learn from this, it is to NEVER underestimate the number of dipshits in America.

    • @Ash-se6gh
      @Ash-se6gh Před 5 lety +4

      Bill Morris this ^

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před 5 lety +22

      There are a lot of very stupid people in this country.

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 Před 5 lety +11

      The old fashioned way : lots of lies.

    • @whiteowl4097
      @whiteowl4097 Před 5 lety +8

      Hanan all Americans are thinking the same thing right now.

  • @kpophalmeoni5429
    @kpophalmeoni5429 Před 5 lety +24

    " If you don't give me my wall with my name on it" I will destroy this country!!!!!

  • @jacobrodriguez5289
    @jacobrodriguez5289 Před 5 lety +1

    Lets call it a gate

  • @dawnpalmby5100
    @dawnpalmby5100 Před 5 lety +6

    They should make the wall out of the same material they used to make the invisible planes

  • @kifayayusuf3106
    @kifayayusuf3106 Před 5 lety +49

    Gotta love Colbert!!😀

    • @stellashepherd844
      @stellashepherd844 Před 5 lety +1

      Kifaya Yusuf
      I can’t listen to Trump without a Colbert filter.

  • @scottcarlass8887
    @scottcarlass8887 Před 5 lety +314

    Oh man, Trump keeps getting stupider and crazier, and Colbert keeps getting funnier and funnier. If I could explain it through a line graph, I would.

    • @billdoe9146
      @billdoe9146 Před 5 lety +5

      You sound so much smarter there.. Scott carl'sass. Way smarter. I know you must be smarter than Donald John Trump, because you said that "The Country Divider" Colbert is funny.
      We need more smart people like you, educating us. Letting us know that the hugely successful Billionaire Developer and real estate tycoon on a WORLD SCALE is dumb, and getting dumber- everyday.
      Maybe you could use your superior intellect to win in 2020 and run our Country? That would be swell

    • @claudiagiles5567
      @claudiagiles5567 Před 5 lety +6

      @Scott Carlass 😂👌so true! Lol Same with SNL! Parodies and satire getting so good while our government goes up in flames

    • @claudiagiles5567
      @claudiagiles5567 Před 5 lety +6

      @@billdoe9146 lol are u for real

    • @claudiagiles5567
      @claudiagiles5567 Před 5 lety +14

      Uh huh...sureeeee Trump made all his own money..? He was born in a billionaire family, his success isn't his own. Besides, have you heard the man attempt to speak? LMAO go ahead and keep on comforting yourself with the hilarious belief that Trump somehow knows what he's doing leading the US. And if u love Trump so much, Bill, why are you watching this video of Steven Colbert mercilessly mocking him? Maybe to troll all the Democrats? You're almost as pathetic as our president, and almost as hilarious as this video.

    • @clevername1349
      @clevername1349 Před 5 lety +10

      @@billdoe9146 cog·ni·tive dis·so·nance - noun PSYCHOLOGY
      the state of having inconsistent thoughts, beliefs, or attitudes, especially as relating to behavioral decisions and attitude change.

  • @1bearswanson
    @1bearswanson Před 5 lety +7

    If these walls could talk ... this wall would say
    "Hi, IM PEACH(ES)"

  • @godswrath1244
    @godswrath1244 Před 5 lety +19

    The only accomplishment that he has had with the military is his 5-time bone spur draft dodging success!

    • @alicialps635
      @alicialps635 Před 5 lety +1

      A Warrior of Christ unfortunately, there are a lot of soldiers and higher ranking officers in the military that are conditioned to “just do as the president says”. No questions asked. Doesn’t matter if it’s right or logical. Very scary but also very true.

  • @richardblock2458
    @richardblock2458 Před 5 lety +81

    People who support this guy should lose their right to vote and be in Congress.

    • @selini52
      @selini52 Před 5 lety

      Richard Block this guy translates certainly Trump!

    • @Wasserkaktus
      @Wasserkaktus Před 5 lety

      People who voyrd for Trump should renounce sufferage for the rest of their lives as penance for the damage they caused.

    • @solenya4983
      @solenya4983 Před 5 lety

      @@Wasserkaktus Your mental state was irreparable before he took office.

  • @thekingofcool2105
    @thekingofcool2105 Před 5 lety +321

    What's the difference between Trump and a flying pig?
    The letter 'F'

    • @hubbellrowe9012
      @hubbellrowe9012 Před 5 lety +16

      Pork has a real shot to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Also, pigs don't collude with hostile foreign governments. Don't badmouth pigs man! Pork is delicious.

    • @tsstevensts
      @tsstevensts Před 5 lety +13

      At this point I would believe Baghdad Bob over Trump. I swear to God if Trump said the sky was blue I'd double check.

    • @johnapple6646
      @johnapple6646 Před 5 lety +6

      Nice copied comment

    • @Cypresssina
      @Cypresssina Před 5 lety +4

      With a trebuchet I think we can make lying pigs fly.

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 Před 5 lety +9

      If imagine a flying pig would have a better perspective of the planet, too.

  • @thanksforanotherbadhaircut1211

    Stephen Colbert...you are a bonafide national treasure!

  • @jamesblake8316
    @jamesblake8316 Před 5 lety

    I love all the relevant jazz song quotes Jon Batiste adds in behind Colbert. The first one at 3:01 is the melody of Twinkle Tinkle, a Monk Tune, and the one at 8:05 is called James, a song by Pat Metheney.

  • @CanItAlready
    @CanItAlready Před 5 lety +361

    Leave it to trump to grasp for something to call the wall and come up with a stripper name.

    • @aliciatrottier3724
      @aliciatrottier3724 Před 5 lety +18

      Haha no doubt! Peaches. Loll

    • @tankgirlspetdragon9225
      @tankgirlspetdragon9225 Před 5 lety +16

      🎼🎶Millions of peaches🎼🎶

    • @pennyhollifield5055
      @pennyhollifield5055 Před 5 lety +7

      Hahahahaha so very true & hilarious! Trump is such a putz!!

    • @kaleidoscopeeyes1184
      @kaleidoscopeeyes1184 Před 5 lety +13

      Peaches is my cat's name. If Drumpf besmirches Peaches' good name I will tear that wall down brick by brick!

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch Před 5 lety +6

      So was the story James and The Giant Peach about a boy climbing a wall after all? ... Huh.

  • @m.rodrigolemus6224
    @m.rodrigolemus6224 Před 5 lety +195

    Trump should build the WALL out of Hillary's emails... Since No one can get over them 😉

  • @LarsCT
    @LarsCT Před 5 lety +1

    It's time they build that wall - I need something to bang my head against.

  • @daviddelaney2407
    @daviddelaney2407 Před 5 lety

    "Mister President ... TEAR DOWN THAT WALL!"
    --Dave, remembering history

  • @mlghelp2day
    @mlghelp2day Před 5 lety +38

    "It was either Hot Chocolate or frozen yogurt depending how fast we got to you." 😮😃😅

  • @justmyopinionsir3341
    @justmyopinionsir3341 Před 5 lety +45

    Oh how will these immigrants ever get over this billion dollar wall? Umm i dont know maybe a $35 ladder..

    • @sarahbollinger2658
      @sarahbollinger2658 Před 5 lety +5

      Just my opinion Sir saw, shovel, rope

    • @justmyopinionsir3341
      @justmyopinionsir3341 Před 5 lety +6

      @@sarahbollinger2658 And if all that fails.....Catapults

    • @whiteblacklight9603
      @whiteblacklight9603 Před 5 lety +8

      No, no, didn't you hear Trump? They have superpowered tequilamobiles that can jump over the border!

    • @Avenger222
      @Avenger222 Před 5 lety +2

      Trump suggested climbing the wall with a ladder and climbing down with a rope. Heck, if Trump can figure that out, then the immigrants sure as heII would.

    • @ITRUTH213
      @ITRUTH213 Před 5 lety +2

      A plane

  • @00Mindi00
    @00Mindi00 Před 5 lety

    God these monologues just keep getting better and better 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @andrewf264
    @andrewf264 Před 5 lety +1

    the wheel is turning, but the bright orange hampster buggered off long ago.