Israel Parody 21/30

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  • @autophobicdestruction1048
    @autophobicdestruction1048 Před 3 měsíci +207

    “Impeach me if you want. Nothing will unfuck the Thanksgiving turkey.”

  • @Imincripplingdept
    @Imincripplingdept Před 3 měsíci +168

    He's cookin after his 24 hour nap 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Iago2250
    @Iago2250 Před 3 měsíci +74

    Goes hard.

  • @archivodepropagandaantimilei
    @archivodepropagandaantimilei Před 3 měsíci +89

    WARNING: Joe forgot his pills during the production of this video

  • @AndrewColomy
    @AndrewColomy Před 3 měsíci +20

    Joe Biden vs Ben Shapiro rap battle when?

  • @farukadali
    @farukadali Před 3 měsíci +23

    now this is better than the rick and morty parodies

    • @jamesrichards2720
      @jamesrichards2720 Před 3 měsíci +7

      I agree. I never really liked Rick and morty.

    • @pastelxenon
      @pastelxenon Před 3 měsíci

      it's making people seethe so bad they can only say Joe is being a schizo and nothing of value

  • @CanadasElite
    @CanadasElite Před 3 měsíci +9

    DARK BRANDON SPITTING BARS

  • @Comeonfhqwhgads95
    @Comeonfhqwhgads95 Před 3 měsíci +15

    I am the creator! I am the creator of the show!!!! I am the creator of the show!

  • @xdeadbeatboi6666x
    @xdeadbeatboi6666x Před 3 měsíci +20

    This goes hard

  • @GregorMcIntosh
    @GregorMcIntosh Před 3 měsíci +50

    I saw a post on r/Palestine advocating tax evasion.

    • @Clunguschungusmungus
      @Clunguschungusmungus Před 3 měsíci +39

      at this point I can't blame anyone. Israel doesn't deserve a cent of tax dollars.

    • @MirIsAwesome
      @MirIsAwesome Před 3 měsíci +9

      based

    • @ahumbledude757
      @ahumbledude757 Před 3 měsíci +2

      We have the right to defend. Keep crying​@@Clunguschungusmungus

    • @Clunguschungusmungus
      @Clunguschungusmungus Před 3 měsíci

      @@ahumbledude757 you defend yourself from nothing, but keep being a genocidal fuckstick.

    • @Clunguschungusmungus
      @Clunguschungusmungus Před 3 měsíci

      @@ahumbledude757 the Palestinians are raking the dogshit out of your DIaper Forces. And all you war criminals do is murder civilians in response. Typical cowards, but you've always been cowards, haven't you?

  • @maniakk3563
    @maniakk3563 Před 3 měsíci +2

    he's not losing it, he's evolving at a rate to where his humor wont be understood until 50 years into the future

  • @CrispyDucky2.0
    @CrispyDucky2.0 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Joe got replaced by a skinwalker a couple months ago

  • @ricesnot
    @ricesnot Před 3 měsíci +4

    US needs its own version of The Northern Boys

  • @toasterswagstudios8708
    @toasterswagstudios8708 Před 3 měsíci +4

    AI Joe's voice kinda almost sounds like Rob Paulsen

  • @Veryspecificassortmentofwords
    @Veryspecificassortmentofwords Před 3 měsíci +4

    Joe Bidens official CZcams channel

  • @ashleeseaman8178
    @ashleeseaman8178 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I am convinced that ukinojoe is just eternally high

  • @ulisesvera4025
    @ulisesvera4025 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Nice job, Boss Man.

  • @690-SG
    @690-SG Před 3 měsíci +3

    DAM THIS HITSSSSSS

  • @fluffstuff8810
    @fluffstuff8810 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I didn't know Joe Biden was doing another press conference.

  • @marshallmcluhan33
    @marshallmcluhan33 Před 3 měsíci

    The invisible college rolls on.

  • @Sleesus
    @Sleesus Před 3 měsíci +1

    ai joe biden pronouncing drone as droone is funny to me.

  • @djastrobrando8222
    @djastrobrando8222 Před 3 měsíci

    Dude i need these lyrics joes floe goes soe hard bro im creaming

  • @EpicRigys
    @EpicRigys Před 3 měsíci +1

    He making sure Palestine knows why we don't have socialized heathcare 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥💸💸💸

  • @ukoid
    @ukoid Před 3 měsíci

    Bro I just got it.
    Joe.

  • @alobaymar
    @alobaymar Před 3 měsíci +4

    M.C. Joe in da HOUSE

  • @JustMeChillin
    @JustMeChillin Před 3 měsíci +2

    Joe biden is president and this channels name is......JOE! Omg the implications 👀

  • @Francis-nh8we
    @Francis-nh8we Před 3 měsíci +2

    WHO WON?
    WHO'S NEXT?
    YOU DECIDE!!!!!

  • @zac9181
    @zac9181 Před 3 měsíci +4

    I’m Jewish.

    • @mr2meows
      @mr2meows Před 3 měsíci +5

      nah i think youre squidward

    • @DarkReptilian
      @DarkReptilian Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@mr2meowsNo silly that's Sonic the Hedgehog™, the mascot from the SEGA© series Sonic the Hedgehog®, who is also wanted by the police for destruction of property, vandalism, disorderly conduct, extreme negligence, reckless evading, indecent exposure, assault, 3rd degree manslaughter, parking illegally and 2nd degree manslaughter. A whimsical individual for sure.

  • @patrickstonecrusher
    @patrickstonecrusher Před 3 měsíci +1

    Eminem's been reeeeal quiet since this dropped

  • @averageduckguy
    @averageduckguy Před 3 měsíci

    this is hard

  • @soaktinbleech1106
    @soaktinbleech1106 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Watching this quick before it gets taken down for supposed bullying and harrasmemt, which I know is bogus

  • @IrrvelevantElephant36521
    @IrrvelevantElephant36521 Před 3 měsíci

    Biden what are you doing?

  • @MustyYew
    @MustyYew Před 3 měsíci

    Long time no see...

  • @greenleader1515
    @greenleader1515 Před 3 měsíci +13

    Joe ascended he is beyond us

  • @hpalpha7323
    @hpalpha7323 Před 3 měsíci

    holy moly

  • @fullmetal-animator
    @fullmetal-animator Před 3 měsíci

    Joe, meet Joe?

  • @Pebphiz
    @Pebphiz Před 3 měsíci +1

    I'm so happy Joe Gran is our president.

  • @mock-tan981
    @mock-tan981 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I miss the old Joe Gran
    Blonic is gold Joe Gran
    Comments and trolls Joe Gran
    Set on his goals Joe Gran
    I hate the new Joe Gran
    The bad mood Joe Gran
    The always rude Joe Gran
    Spaz on CZcams Joe Gran
    I miss the sweet Joe Gran
    SpongeBob release Joe Gran
    I gotta say
    At the time
    I'd like to meet Joe Gran
    See I invented Joe Gran
    It wasn't any Joe Grans
    And now I look
    And look
    Around and
    There's so many Joe Grans
    I used to love Joe Gran
    I used to love Joe Gran
    I even
    Did that funny voice
    I thought I was Joe Gran
    What if
    Joe Gran
    Made a cartoon
    About Joe Gran
    Called "I miss the old Joe Gran"
    Man that'd be so Joe Gran
    That's all it was Joe Gran
    We still love Joe Gran
    And I love you like
    Joe Gran
    Loves Joe Gran

  • @breakerball4718
    @breakerball4718 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Most sane joe video

  • @daveq7414
    @daveq7414 Před 3 měsíci

    You can grab a turkey by the cloaca. If you're rich, they let you.

  • @usuallyangry
    @usuallyangry Před 3 měsíci +1

    Leaked footage of ERB's Trump vs. Biden II

  • @RamazanDargn
    @RamazanDargn Před 3 měsíci +1

    "🤓👆I'am FerSt"

  • @mojomojo_
    @mojomojo_ Před 3 měsíci

    Cool

  • @CoolBabyGamerisCoolisMySister
    @CoolBabyGamerisCoolisMySister Před 3 měsíci +8

    its a bop 😋

  • @onionero
    @onionero Před 3 měsíci +1

    🗣️🎤🔥

  • @lavbubl
    @lavbubl Před 3 měsíci

    maybe the rael israel was the is we rael along the way

  • @AjayESharma
    @AjayESharma Před 3 měsíci

    21/30 cancels to 7/10

  • @101survivalist
    @101survivalist Před 3 měsíci +1

    I fucking love you

  • @Kuce
    @Kuce Před 3 měsíci

    Spencer’s Gifts for some fake dog doo.

  • @AstarothFZ
    @AstarothFZ Před 3 měsíci +1

    Real

  • @proxybum8895
    @proxybum8895 Před 3 měsíci

    🎉

  • @goeyguts
    @goeyguts Před 3 měsíci +2

    This shit aint nothin to me man

  • @mznxbcv12345
    @mznxbcv12345 Před 3 měsíci +25

    On the 7th, it is crucial to understand that there were no direct attacks on civilians, only collateral damage. Out of the 1148 total names on haaret dataset, 473 military and 675 were civilians.
    Ratio of civilians to military personnel killed on the 7th was 1 . 4 : 1 - lower than any of the iTf "mowing" operations, which has a ratio of 7 : 1
    According to UN OCHA data from 2008 to 2022; The collateral damage on the 7th was significantly lower than any of the ITf "mowing" operations, which had a ratio of 7:1 with 1,023 military personnel out of 6,541 total. On the 7th, with 473 military (418 were iTf military personnel, 55 belonged to the police) out of 1148 total, the ratio of civilians to military personnel was a mere 1.4:1
    When including all casualties, not just deaths, the collateral damage ratio of the "mowing" operations is a staggering 162:1
    From the 161,233 accumulated civilian casualties over only 14 years of "mowing" operations.
    A 162 :1 ratio means that for every 162 civillians, 1 military personnel is a casualty. The 7th had a ratio of 1.4:1, more than a hundred times lower.
    The 473 are - 55 soldiers, 13 privates, 59 corporals, 200 sergeants (45 of whom were sergeant majors), 48 commanders, 32 lieutenants, 5 lieutenant colonels, 6 colonels, 37 officers, 10 inspectors, 6 intendents, and 2 Lance Corp. This was a military defeat, and they are taking it out on the rest.
    The reported ages of the victims are as follows:
    0-4: 2 civilians
    5-12: 8 civilians
    13-17: 14 civilians
    18-25: 132 civilians
    26-40: 119 civilians
    41-60: 55 civilians
    61+: 40 civilians
    Active duty military personnel:
    18-25: 258 active duty military personnel
    26-40: 60 active duty military personnel
    41-60: 17 active duty military personnel
    61+: 1 active duty military personnel
    haaretz datasheet titled title: xsraxl's Dead: The Names of Those Killed in Hxmxs Attacks, Mxssxcres and the xsrxel-Hxmxs Wxr
    There is a more detailed report of of oct 7th titled "I scrapped the information about 1096 of the 1460 killed on 7th of October Attack. Children Less than 1%"
    -Yocheved Lifshitz account - 'they treated us well'
    -Yasmin Porat account - 'i.T.f kxilled my husband'
    Civilians were taken to have swaps for the civilians rotting in prisons without charge on the other side. An excess of ten thousands, all before the seventh
    UN Human Rights Office (UN OCHA) PA Civilians 2008-2023:
    2008 - 2,325 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 1,440.
    2012 - 3,992 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 255.
    2014 - 17,533 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 1,492.
    2018 - 31,259 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 300.
    2019 - 15,491 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 138.
    2020 - 2,581 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 30.
    2021 - 19,183 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 349.
    2022 - 10,345 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 191.
    2023 up to September - 8,508 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 227.
    civilian deaths on the other side -
    2008: 3 , 2012: 6 , 2014: 73 , 2018: 9
    2019: 10 , 2020: 0 , 2021: 9 , 2022: 26
    Total; 2008 up to September 2023 - 161,233 PA Civilian Casualties, 1,023 military personnel.
    Wounded includes: amputees from the deliberate targeting of knees by snipers, white phosphorous third degree body burns, etc
    In the Tantura (2022) documentary there is a iTf man who says that they took a pregnant woman, made bets whether the baby is a boy or a girl, disemboweled and cut her stomach open to check who won, another one talking about school children who were raising their the hands, the same way kids do in a classroom, after he rounded them up. He then kept firing. Both laughing merrily and casually at the recollection. In another documentary '1948: Creation & Catastrophe', a survivor speaks about women getting violated infront of their family members by iTf. She was a child at the time and still wept as an elderly woman. For more recent atrocities, "Breaking the Silence" record statements by the iTf themselves, they recount the events witht he same casualty their forebears do.
    The "Costs of War" study by brown in 2021 has these figures for the past 20 years of engagement of US policy: indirect deaths 4.5-4.7 million, direct 905-940,000 ; in other words 6 Million Deaths and 38 million displaced. This is relevant because of the Oded Yinon Plan.
    More on the Oded Yinon plan
    In the 1980s an article written by a former senior official with the israeli foreign ministry in which israel shahak wrote a forward to which says "in my opinion the accurate and detailed plan of the present zionist regime of ariel sharon for the middle east which is based on the division of the whole area into small states and the dissolution of all the existing Arab states."
    The argument of the Oded Yinon plan was that the world was witnessing a new epoch in history without precedent which required both the development of a fresh perspective and an operational strategy to implement it. The nationalist and humanist foundations of western civilization were in a state of collapse and in the 1980s the west was disintegrating before the combined onslaught of the cold war into the soviet union in the third world, a phenomenon he believed was accompanied by an upsurge in anti-semitism, all of which meant that israel would become the last safe haven for jews to seek refuge and so he had a couple of blueprints for the middle east which included Egypt, Jordan, the west bank, Lebanon, syria and Iraq. According to the founding father of zionism, theodore hertzel, the area of the jewish state stretches from the brook of Egypt to the Euphrates; the promised land extends from the river of Egypt up to the Euphrates and includes parts of Syria and Lebanon; when viewed in the current context including the siege on Gaza the zionist plan for the middle east bears an intimate relationship to the 2003 invasion of Iraq, the 2006 war in Lebanon, the 2011 war on Libya and Syria and the continued crisis in Iraq and Yemen, not to mention the political crisis in the kingdom of saudi Arabia.
    Oded Yinon plan publication was actually celebrated by william haddad, an american political operative and lobbyist, in which he caused the publication to become an uproar, a celebration of sorts that the united states neoconservative party would grow in tantamount with the israeli zionists for the control of the Middle East.
    In a article written in 2011 the 'Yinon plan was a continuation of britain's colonial design in the middle east "the unarmed plan is an israeli strategic plan to ensure israeli regional superiority and it insists and stipulates that israel must reconfigure its geopolitical environment so the balkanization of the surrounding Arab states into smaller and weaker states", and of course viewed in this context the war on Syria and Iraq which ended is part of the process of israeli territorial expansion.

  • @Jackdaniel00
    @Jackdaniel00 Před 3 měsíci

    Ay yo bars? Dracula flow?

  • @Bobbies1
    @Bobbies1 Před 3 měsíci

    Nice one joe

  • @rayyaninspookymonth1630
    @rayyaninspookymonth1630 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Political rap

  • @BaggyMcPiper
    @BaggyMcPiper Před 3 měsíci

    Thanks Joe

  • @dragonxlink
    @dragonxlink Před 3 měsíci

    Yung Biden

  • @bobbythefrogchannel1828
    @bobbythefrogchannel1828 Před 3 měsíci

    Hi

  • @JackAtlass
    @JackAtlass Před 3 měsíci +1

    😏

  • @Davis190
    @Davis190 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Lmfao

  • @jippalippa
    @jippalippa Před 3 měsíci +1

    Gotta say, this was catchy as hell!

  • @benemerald
    @benemerald Před 3 měsíci +7

    Jesus Christ, Joe (not Biden, the other one) can really spit some bars.

  • @netman7689
    @netman7689 Před 3 měsíci

    another joe w.

  • @Calzonieee
    @Calzonieee Před 3 měsíci

    Rick and Morty president

  • @IceCubesFilmsYt
    @IceCubesFilmsYt Před 3 měsíci

    W

  • @venom_snake79
    @venom_snake79 Před 3 měsíci

    what

  • @connorwhite1434
    @connorwhite1434 Před 3 měsíci

    🥚

  • @DabegginerCooker
    @DabegginerCooker Před měsícem

    Huh

  • @SirJeffy
    @SirJeffy Před 3 měsíci +1

    Lolz

  • @WohaoG
    @WohaoG Před 3 měsíci

    I know google is extremely hard to boycott but I find it ironic that this is uploaded on a pro-israel website.

  • @eri0685
    @eri0685 Před 3 měsíci +1

    firstnt

  • @SomewhatGrand
    @SomewhatGrand Před 3 měsíci +1

    Wat is dis

  • @matt10y27
    @matt10y27 Před 3 měsíci

    Joe Gran is the better Joe

  • @itsaskin9662
    @itsaskin9662 Před 3 měsíci +1

    like my comment rn

  • @chekkibrekkiv1.245
    @chekkibrekkiv1.245 Před 3 měsíci

    its almost over lads 9 more left just 9more of rhymes and brain turning short videos

  • @helixkirby
    @helixkirby Před 3 měsíci +8

    I can't tell if ukinojoe is a leftist who hates Israel or /our/ guy. Joe, if you really want to be based, you've gotta talk about the 5 dancing israelis, the uss liberty, and the Lavon affair.

  • @butteweippe
    @butteweippe Před 3 měsíci

    Ok...I'll bite, what's with all these Isreal videos?

  • @zyq2114
    @zyq2114 Před 3 měsíci

    Dog

  • @notimeforid
    @notimeforid Před 3 měsíci +1

    Frist

  • @DanTheManm
    @DanTheManm Před 3 měsíci +2

    first

  • @mariahchris2681
    @mariahchris2681 Před 3 měsíci +1

    First

  • @no.6808
    @no.6808 Před 3 měsíci

    “From the river to the sea” guess what that is? All of Israel. No thanks I like countries who actually want peace who are forced to defend themselves

  • @isrealieditz445
    @isrealieditz445 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Ok brother, hate Israel, but making 30 hateful videos about Israel is excessive!, What about the dog of wisdom!, you forgot him!

    • @jamesrichards2720
      @jamesrichards2720 Před 3 měsíci +4

      It's hate of the abuse that usurael and our govt commit.

    • @zooc8202
      @zooc8202 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Funny dog cartoon is far more important than raising awareness to genocide

    • @isrealieditz445
      @isrealieditz445 Před 3 měsíci

      @@zooc8202 True, it's 100,000 times more important to me at least, We need back the dog of wisdom!

    • @zooc8202
      @zooc8202 Před 3 měsíci

      @@isrealieditz445 you need actual wisdom more than funny cartoon

    • @billyworkmna
      @billyworkmna Před 3 měsíci

      @@isrealieditz445 cannot appreciate the gargantuan levels of based shitposting Joe is capable of

  • @YouTubeExecsTouchChildren
    @YouTubeExecsTouchChildren Před 3 měsíci +1

    Wouldnt have pardoned it without the sex lol