history of equestria (Pony Parody)
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- The history of Equestria, mostly pre-Friendship is Magic.
This is my attempt at ponifying Bill Wurtz's "history of japan." Nothing can come close to the amazingness that is the original, so be sure to check it out if you haven't already!
• history of japan
Correction: Princess Amore is pronounced "a-more-ay." I lose sleep over this mistake to this day.
If this happens to be your introduction to ponies and you're wondering why an adult man is talking about it, I suggest you take a look at the following for more info on this phenomenon:
whatisabrony.com
Thanks for watching!
•• Credits ••
• MLP Theme MIDI from here: www.mylittleremix.com/viewtopi...
• Thanks to Drakinite and Danatron for their assistance with the script!
• Trippy visuals during Discord's takeover is by "Angelo Sinisi." used under Creative Commons License.
• Vectors by bc92, moongazeponies, koeper, serenawyr, lovemlp88, daggetwithadagger, juicy_cactus, jcos88, whatsapokemon, gamemasterluna, bb_k, c_h_loboguerrero, SierraEx, camsy34, mattyhex, Bobsicle0, fercho262, brisineo, mariobros64, zutheskunk, laberoon, a01421, emkay_mlp, xebck, videogamesizzle, masemj, dasprid, x_celestia_x, misteraibo, midnight__blitz, paulyvectors, mattwheeliebin, triox404, roze23, serenawyr, and probably many others. Sorry if I missed you!
• Thanks to the MLP Wiki for providing useful information and giving me a general timeline of events. - Komedie
![Equestrian Map Theory. Where is Everypony? [MLP G5 Hypothesis]](/img/n.gif)
And then they FRIENDSHIPPED REALLY HARD.
"Friends with benefits"
*lenny face
Chris W 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😉😉😆😆😏😏 OML whyy
Oh sweet Jesus these replies 😂😂😂
But no samurai were hired.
Because they were no rich people, cause only rich people could hire samurais, poor people couldn't.
Foxon Silverfur Friends and friends are not friends.
And they planned to destroy the entire ocean.
Foxon Silverfur And they planned to destroy the real world
Foxon Silverfur HIRE AN ALICORN
Foxon Silverfur
and Europe couldn't sell clocks, or guns,
OR JESUS
Celestia is a deadly lazer
Igna M. Gavier i get it.... sad that thw future people don't... (the post is 7 mobth old)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Deadly" Has she EVER won a magic duel? Her sister doesn't count, cause elements of harmony
Sirake you know that’s a reference, right?
Sirake don’t watch a *my little pony* parody of a popular video if you haven’t even watched the original. Thank you.
*looks at ponies*
"we could make a religion out of this"
Viggar the religion is friendship which is bullshit
Viggar no,don't
+Marco Rust And thus the holy-war began...
no, don't
that bat attack I did it first
*open the country*
*stop having it be closed*
They came with boats. Big boats. With guns. Gunboats.
knock knock. it's the united states.
there was nothing japan could really do so they signed a contract that lets the US, Britain, and Russia vist any time they wanf
notice us ruler
oh boi
*clicks on the video* is this going to be like history of Japan?
YES, YES IT IS!
No. No it isn't.
Yep Bill wurtz
No. No it isn't. Cuz that was funny. This is... Slow?
That's what I thought.
*_AND THE WINDIGOS ARE GONE_*
It's pony time!
@@ThumbsTup
I think Equestria's true past is a lot darker than we think and I bet Equestria wasn't always peaceful we need an episode three parter like that for Season 9. A three parter episode would be nice to see.
Katelyn Bodiford that was supposed to be a bill wurtz reference from when he said, *and the dinosaurs are gone!* and then he said, it's mammal time!
@@ThumbsTup
Interesting.
And the wendigos are back
But the real question about the history of equestria is, was the sun a deadly lazer?
TheGameIsBack
*THE ELEMENTS ARE A DEADLY LAZER*
Well she is
It could be if Celestia wanted.
It was, but *not anymore there’s a blanket*
Paradoxical Outcome yasss
Wait I'm not even a fan of MLP but this is actually a high-quality video
The Terrarian Bronie he said he isn't a fan of mlp Lol
Sad's Channel YOU DON'T LIKE MY LITTLE PONY!!! This is what princess celestia would say about what you just said... Princess Celestia: YOU WHAT!!!
I can give you advice, never join brony community. I was there once for 2 years and i am happy i left 3 years ago. That profile picture is just memory.
Give mlp a try
Mikey. Hey Mikey. Yeah, me. Guess what. Im a furry. You'll be one of us soon.
"Friendship Really Hard?"
Oh, dear sweet Celestia please don't take that out of context.
Yeah, I about died on my hot coco when that came up. 😂
You could make a religion out of thi--No. Don't.
Take it out of context really hard
Not a fan of MLP, but you clearly worked hard on this.
I guess that just shows how passionate we are about MLP
Because why not
Thing that I learned from MLP:
-The power of Friendship
Thing that I learned from anime:
-The power of Friendship means nothing
Thing that I learned from real life:
-The power of Friendship never existed
in anime YELLING actually makes you stronger.
@@daalicornpro so accurate that it's sad
lel thx
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
@@HandledToaster2 *H I S P O W E R I S O V E R 9 0 0 0 ! !*
I REALLY don't get why people are complaining that he didn't sound right for this video, I think he did EXTREMELY well on the video.
The humor and sarcasm is great and the memes and inside jokes are top notch. I loved the video.
I had hoped my own sense of humor and style would create a unique rendition of the format, although it appears a lot of people prefer something closer to the Bill Wurtz original :|
You did great pal, a great summary for the people who don't consume ALL THE PONY CONTENT.
***** Just went and watched the Bill Wurtz version, and honestly I still don't see any issue with yours. Thank you for the video, hope this doesn't dash your spirits to keep trying more things as well!. :)
Jayce Moore
I watched it too and only thing i recognized is that it has a better flow in terms of his voice and special sound effects.
Agreed.
E.U.P. also pronounced, E'yup XD
Good one. :)
thanks
E.U.P? You mean equal opportunity publication?
+Jack Sorensen Wouldn't that be "E.O.P."?
+binkyboy448 No EOP is more like 'E'yope'.
*you can make a religion out of this*
Yes
Religion: *Now in Equestria*
No
Don’t
@@imanijones54 how 'bout I do, anyway?
Imani Jones NO U!!!
The friendship is a deadly laser
not anymore there's a blanket
Toast 424 to the villains
Lol! Now I'm going to start staring my history essays with "A long, long time ago in the land of _____, ______ didn't exist."
Yes, I'm taking that advice.
*At School Writing An essay on hawaii*
A long time ago, Hawaii didn't exsist.
yay I'm ready to get kicked out of reach
Hmm, a good way to mess with any professor in any subject really with just a bit of alteration...
Like *Before the era of CZcams, CZcams did not exist* 😅
whats an essay sorry I'm English not americanish
TheNational AndCat a long informational paper that is usually boring and it's entire purpose is to make it look like you know a lot about the subject whether or not you actually do...
Ikr
I'm a simple man.
I see someone describing the entire history of something.
I click like.
Samuel Lacey ii
Samuel Lacey Iiii
Same
I’m a simple person. I see funny comment. I like.
Samuel Lacey
i have seen you on deviantart
-the sun is a deadly laser-
They friendshipped really hard
6.4/10 not enough jingles, celestia is not a deadly lazer
OfficialCQZ *THE NORTH IS A DEADLY FREEZER!*
@@chasington5102 Works for me.
Daybreaker however...
Well she does sure act like 1 xD
And minus one point for not Even mentioning Derpy
Friendship really hard...., that ...... Concerns me
wink wink nudge nudge giigidy giigidy
Sarah and the Sadie: that’s basically what they do.
Sarah and Sadie Oh my~
"friendshipped really hard" XD
Best parts
More like "SHIPPED her really hard" XD. Ik it's not DAT funny
This vid might need an update ever since we found out about the Pillars Of Equestria.
Going by the amount of dislikes, a lot of people don't have a sense of humour. I pity their greyscale existance.
Even though they are all unicorns, a show based around Lemon Hearts, Twinkleshine, Minuette, Lyra, Moondancer, and Twilight Sparkle still would have been pretty awesome but Princess Celestia knew that a show would never fly or be grounded without the assistance of some pegasi and earth ponies.
Another proof that she (unlike the writters) was planning ahead...
Not only is this funny, it's accurate :'D
Though you forgot to mention how Princess Amore gets _literally murdered_ *shot*
But seriously, I enjoyed watching this, nice work c:
FritzyBeat just when I forget about you. BAM! There you are!
I believe Princess Amore wasn't murdered (Because the writers wouldn't actually allow death now would they?), she was only broken. Maybe if somepony collected all her statue pieces and placed them back together, did an unstoning spell and ta-da, she'd be alive again.
so she was murdered, but not hard enough to actually kill her ?
+energiesoler Probably. Nopony is going to bother putting her pieces back together though. We don't know where they went, and besides, the Crystal Empire is in Cadance and Shining Armor's good hooves so ...
didn't sombra turn into a good guy and said he would do that or something in one of the comics ? i dunno
*AND THATS HOW EQUESTRIA WAS MADE*
*F. I. N*
CMC: :(|
Should make sequelz summarizing what happened in each season
Peeble Kitty
I think every season would be better
Peeble Kitty
Meow :3
Wait I left the fandom years ago how did I get here
Super Awesome Magic
DUN DUN DUUUNNNN
You can never truly leave.
SUPER AWESOME SUGGESTIONS
Google's tracking software never forgets.
[Insert shitty "once you're in you can't go back" meme]
Where did Nightmare Moon's mane and tail go?
It was banished
SEND IT TO THE MOON
Razzlewolfflight OPEN THE COUNTRY. STOP HAVING IT BE CLOSED
Put on the annotations.
Stop having them be off.
YEAH IT WILL BE FUNNY HAHHAHAHAHAH
WE SHOULD MAKE A RELIGION OUT OF THIS
Comrade George Washington no,don't
YEEEEEEE
I mean.. k
no don't
@@CeoOfTheBOIS oh hell ye
ye
luna: what are thou to do with those dear sister
celestia: I dunno
no replies? 😟
Me: **GRABS ELEMENTS** If you want to get them Back, ITS TIME FOR *W O R L D W A R 1*
Reason why these 2 things: 1 I wanna be a New villain And 2 I'm using them to Stop the People who are reverting to Satanism.
And also *TIME TO CONQUER ALL OF MORDOR* or *MOST OF MORDOR!!!*
Except for those guys. That's the Tamil Kings No one touches the Tamil kings.
Celestia: It's a surprise tool which will help us later
LOWER THE MOON.
STOP HAVING IT BE RAISED
KittenProductions And she transformed into Luna in a magical rainbow tornado.
Ok so my old account got deleted and nobody can see my old post, so here’s what I said: NM: *How’ bout I do, ANYWAY?*
Jazoray h
what about
*s u n r i s e l a n d*
Safiya Smith said Japan
*S u n r i s e b u t t* to be exact.
Some of this is wrong. Their first castle was in the everfree forest. After Luna was banished, canterlot castle was made.
And it's Amoré
this is a joke
Yes several errors, just like real history
Well, it needs to be re-worked and revised anyway, but after this it is at least obvious that we can blame Discord's influence on why the Journal of the two sisters mentions Starswirl trying to figure out who made the crystal tree, when it wasn't already planted when he was still around ..... :P
The Tree of Harmony was around when Star Swirl was around.
"Why would you live in such an inhospitable place?"
"I dunno."
Despite the humor, this is very clear. Guess I can refer back to this video for equestrian timeline questions!
A few comments were quick to point out that I might have screwed up regarding Canterlot's history...but yeah no other complaints so I too may refer back to this myself some day XD
Yes Koolkat you are correct
+LittleshyFiM But all seriousness aside this was hilarious! Will be showing this to a few people.
Despite the humor and sarcasm, this... this was kind of right. Also, Amore is a word from an Italian origin meaning love. Pronounced: Ah-more-ay.
Remember Cadance´s *true name* from "A Canterlot Wedding"?
. _"Princess My Amore Cadenza"_
Then -Queen- _Princess_ Amore would be her mother (or great great whatever)
Argamis (SilverComet) Queen Chrisalys was pretending to be Cadence, so she made up a name, that's my theory. Plus she's never called that in the show, even by Celestia or Luna, who aren't related to Cadence, and since they speak in their regal language, they should call her by her real name, which according to you, is Me Amore Cadenza, which by the way means I love Cadence.
Positive Brony
After Chrisalys was defeated: in the "real, final" wedding ceremony Celestia calls the real Cadance with that name for the official votes of maretrimony.
She is interrupted by her, who asks to be named just "Princess Cadance" from that point onwards [acknowledging that "My Amore Cadenza" was in fact her original name].
She probably wanted to take distance from whatever bad things her impostor did using it.
Even if there was some obscure law preventing it, since she is "the Princess who just saved the Kingdom of Canterlot", she can ask to be an exception and it will be conceded by the Ruler [Celestia/Luna] as apropiate retribution.
Argamis (SilverComet) Okay, I get what you are saying now.
Actually, it's " *Mi* Amore Cadenza".
Little does Celestia know that *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER*
*Not anymore there's a blanket*
there's a blanket on You Go on land no not yet and there's no food so i don't care
"No the sun is a deadly laser."
"Not anymore hears a blanket."
Pretty sure he made this whole video just to make that ending line "and that's how equestria was made"
This is actually brilliant? Like what? Good job man
Knock knock, get the door. It's hasbro
Ceeeeeeease and desist!
Ayy
sorry I did that, just spend 10 minutes writing a new comment
"Nope," says LittleshyFIM, not ceasing and desisting harder than before.
I am a huge fan of My Little Pony and I actually think this was a better history lesson than school
Same
Amazing this was a good history video. Ls should be a teacher I learned more from this video then school.
True that school teaches one thing: that school sucks.
Highschool is pretty fun though
SENPAI I FOLLOW YOU ON AMINO NOTICE MEH
yea
Now where's the segment about Las Pegasus?
My favorite parts:
"Alternate realities such as: Sombra's Reign; Literally Fallout; and Capitalism!"
"Celestia is visited by visions of the future, and had a plan! ...Unlike the writers."
Honestly one of the funniest videos you’ve posted.
i laughed so hard at every "SUPER EVIL..." lol
What’s so funny? It is SUPER EVIL!!!
Hey Luna, do you like
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
bananas?
Yes
I'm sorry, i'm not sure what these "bananas" you speak of are. Are you perhaps referring to chom choms?
Hey molestia! do you like
mmmmmmmmm...
Oreos?
Why bananas?
Jayce Moore OPEN THE COUNTRY. STOP HAVING IT BE CLOSED
Ten minutes later...
FRIENDS AND FRIENDS ARE NOT FRIENDS
And then they [The Bronies] -friend- shipped really hard.
"Everybody forgot about the Crystal Empire already."
*sad Crystal Empire noises*
But the sun wasn't a deadly lazer...
*When you're in the league of Nations you're not supposed to take over the world.*
*How bout I do it anyway*
Tirek's Got Mail: it's from the Decepticons, From one of then a Minecraft Wither, Hes named Menasor and He'd likes to Unite Tirek to save Lord Sauron.
Megatron is out of control.
gotta remember to friendship really hard this winter
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+LittleshyFiM Your funny nice to see you again
"Friendship really hard."
*Friendships incredibly hard*
"Look monmy! I made a pony!"
*notices that this is a pony parody*
" *We CoULd MAKe a reLegIOn oUt OF tHis* "
No don't.
Thank you for the education
And I enjoyed the live stream
Best documentary ever
Maybe they should *HIRE A SAMURAI*
Ugh, this guy Wut
4:30
Did you just say... Pun-tastic..?
Yes
But China didn't break again
Curious Craft3r and it was whole again
@@CathrineMacNiel then it broke again...
then it was at whole AGAIN
@@CeoOfTheBOIS then it broke again
then it was put back together
This video is very educational for those new to the MLP series. For those like me who mostly know their stuff (Though I haven't really watched much since near the end of Season 5, still haven't seen Starlight's space travel episode), the way you did the history was actually kind of funny, though still pretty accurate.
Good job at making a funny yet informative video.
SPOILER ALERT:
Just kidding
I stopped watching mlp long ago, after season 4 finished. Is it worth it to keep watching it? Because I decided to check out some of the season 5 episodes and I didn't find them too interesting.
The show has increased its production value and the animation gets better and better with each season, although the writing continues to get "safer" and less original the more Hasbro gets involved. Personally I am still very interested in the show, even if some episodes are better than others.
Yes it is!
Like any show, it has its ups and downs. If you thought the first two seasons were the best, then it never returns to that same quality. But while some of the episodes are wildly out of character, some of them are incredibly spot on.
On a side note, you might enjoy the Equestria Girls movies. (The first one is.. a bit lacking though.)
In season 5, a character called starlight glimmer creates a communist village, and in the season finally alters timelines. In season 6, trixie returns, spike gets actual good episodes with dragons, changelings and discord, and we get a ponified version of a Christmas carol
The opinions vary of course, but on most polls I've seen Season 5 has overtaken Season 2 as the most popular season.
I personally, having joined the fandom after Season 3, never had the "nostalgia" for Seasons 1 and 2 and always thought they were worse than the following seasons (mostly in regards to animation and music quality). I think Seasons 5 and 6 are still as fun to watch as always, with the production quality increasing each season. I'm not that nitpicky about writing, there are always better and worse episodes, but I don't think that the overall writing quality has decreased.
"Literally Fallout" That made me smile! Great video!
literally fallout? hey who drop the nuke on equestria
Lil’ Pip: Sup
Sinned because this video included no gnarly space ingredients.
Hi,hello fellow Hamiltrash😄
I’m John Laurens in the place to be c:
Anybody notice the outline of Equestria sort of looks like Spain?
More like Panama to me
all re locations kinda loosely on America , Canada , (I know that's probably obvious lol- u just reminded me of that).
Can we blame the mane on Spain?
This was very educational xD thank you
Oop-
Favorite show + favourite CZcams video combined! This is now my fave
Needs jingles.
Most interesting history lesson I've ever sat through.
you're probably one of the most subscribed brony youtubers. This explains why, you put a ton of work and effort into all of your videos and they are all enjoyable. Keep up the great work Littleshy!
1:31 remember when we thought starswirl looked like this
i DIED when you callde Celestia and Luna Sun butt and Moon butt 🤣😂🤣😂😂
Kreisi pauer SAME😂😄😜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💖🌈💩🍓😍LOLLIPOPS SHAMALAMADINGDONG DERP💩💩💩💩
FINALLY A MIND LIKE ME
E.U.P
What does that stand for again?
Oh ya! Big Mac's saying! E' up!
I've found a mistake. Discord couldn't be stoned before Tirek came, because Tirek knew him.
fun fact: this is the main thing that got me into mlp
it’s scary how good you are at parodies...but i love it, n i love you 🥺
I lol'ed at "Banishes her Banana loving sister to the moon."
5:14 Little Pip instantly makes that timeline badass.
*DingDong*
It's the outside world.
Blue Moon They came with hate.
Blue Moon
Pony:What the outside world?
Brony:Bronycon
Pony:What's that?
Brony: Where a lot of people worship ponies
Pony:oh,Can I join?
Brony:Yes, Don't Tell any pony we are going to SACRIFICE
Pony:Wait what
Brony/Hater:Um Nothing
You got MAIL
They came with boats. With guns. Gunboats.
"Open the country. Stop having it be closed."
There was really nothing they could do so Celestia signed a contract where Sombra, Amore, and a baby who screams "buy our toys" can visit whenever they want.
I don’t know why but I just fell into this fandom and now I can’t stop.
Accept the pony, be consumed by the pony.
angry people commenting: "why is this being suggested instead of the original?"
Littleshy: "Leaving comments counts toward viewer engagement, causing CZcams to suggest this video to even more people like you."
6:33 "the main six then *friendship really hard* and defeat Nightmare Moon" wtf XD
lol i lost it at the 3rd "SUPER EVIL"
Why does Celestial always defeat her enemies?
*_THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER_*
We need an updated version with the pillars and all the stories of the pillars and that jazz.
Also the sirens.
Wooooooooooooooow😃😃😃😃
and then cows rained from the castle! Waaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!! They jumped over the moon that didn't exist! And then back to Gizmo, he DID become a unicorn! Sadly he was killed by a flying squid. Wooooooooooooooow.
The End...
This was the most beautiful thing I've ever read. : o
Wrong Video ;D
TheFunkyBanana hehe. I know😉
Stage Dancer MLP Friends and friends are not friends
Stage Dancer MLP STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS
Is all this going to be on the test?
Yes, this is all mandatory knowledge for any card-carrying brony.
When is the test? I will study for it.
oh no I didn't study! :O
the Exam is tomorrow. I hope you studied!
Lmao now looking back at this and realizing the filly celestia u used has rainbow hair intsead of the head(fanon) pink hair really satisfied me because g5 and g4 comics confirmed her having rainbow hair from the beginning. Seriously though nice job on the video! I really love it XD
“Friendship really hard...”
That makes me a bit concerned.
Wait, so what's this about a dragon stealing the Crystal Heart?
I learned more from this in 7 minutes than a whole semester in my history class.
not enough jingles
I like how spike is not a valuable enough part of the plot to include his birth, and you just turn it into "magical surge of energy"
The surge of energy came from Twilight, not Spike. Suppose it would have been nice to mention his story and how Twilight raised him but much of his development comes after everything in the video.
It's a great video, I'd say not mentioning him only adds to the comedy of the video. (Because nobody likes spike)
i wish our world have friendships..... magical..... whatever ponys do
this reminds me of history of Japan
Gee, I wonder why?
it's a freaking parody of it.
oh...didn't see description...sry 😥
"Celestia had a plan. Unlike the writers-"
This is amazing lmao 😂💖🦄
I keep forgetting that pinky pie was born in a *rock* farm
*HOW DO YOU FARM ROCKS*
littleshy, will you be my history teacher?
Hey, I have one HUGE problem with this history video!
I DON'T HAVE A DOLL COLLECTION!!!
Viewers: No Discord can't be evil (and join that demon in taking over equestria) and still be friends with the Mane 6
Writers: How bout I write it anyway?
But no deadly lasers?