ASMR Voice: Locked In The Office [M4F] [Office... Romance?] [Valentine's]
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Plot twist: It's push, not pull-
That’s the type dumbassery we all love
GASP
well fuck-
That is my life.
Out-
Hahah. I’m so loney ☹️😔🙃
Cardlin: “What genre, to be specific?”
Me: Lovecraftian horror.
Cardlin: “Ah, romance novels.”
Me: ...aight close enough.
Exhausted Ostrich lmao 😂
I mean I love that romance book with Cuthulu! That hunk o' octopus
OMG I WAS THE SAME WAY!
This feels like an alternate ending to the 10 episode office story.
We have great insight 😂
Thank you
ikrr
Mhm
YES YES YES
"What genre do you read?"
Horror
"*AH ROMANCE*"
"I mean I wouldn't be against freaking a ghost if the opportunity arose"
I-
mood lol !!!!!
WHeEZe
Oop-
I had a killer pun to make but it's 4 am and I forgot it.
“what genre are we talking about?”
*”MANGA”*
*”oh, romance novels!”*
*”yah know what buddy boy? Close enough.”*
Lol
Amen sis
😂
Yessss mangaaaaa
-Monika voice- I DOnT tHInk MaNga IS LiTeRaTUrE NaTsUki
Him: just look at her
*Camera pans to me"
Me: *aggressively singing* "shot through the heart and you're to blame honey you give love a bad name" *play aggressive air drums*
Yess this is everything
YASS!!!
*joins in by playing the air guitar*
Omfg yes I love this song **Joins in by playing an air guitar as well**
This whole comment thread is like an office episode.
@@misfitemily629 I am so proud of what I have created 😆
*door gets stuck*
Me: it's stuck....
Cardlin: are you sure?
Me: you dare test my strength?.....yes I'm sure
😂😂😂😂
Yasss same
@@luv.h3ll0kitty Hi Toga!
@@adumbsimp Heyyy
Toga no
Plot twist: hes the one who locked us in here on purpose
dun dun DUNNNNN
*le gasp*
@@igwannabe lol *gasp*
NANII?!?!
Cardlin: I bet you're a Romeu and Juliet kind of gal
Me: more of a Gomez and Morticia kind of girl actually
Silvia Borba OMG YESSSS DJDHDJDJDKFJHI
@@nscene8166 ikr? Couple goals for sure
OH GOD AISGISJEKENRNR
Aw yess 😩👌✨
YESSSSSSSSS
"What genre do you read"
"Horror and history of murders"
" ah romance"
" ya you can kinda say that
Heh like killing stalking?
"What genre do you read?"
Me: "historical fiction!"
"Ah romance"
Me: *internally gagging*
Mashaela Foster too much of a mood
@Monica Sherman No I haven't but it sounds really interesting! I will have to look into it. I'm in need of a new book and it sounds really fascinating.
Historical Fiction Gang!
*I also enjoy mystery
Mashaela Foster this is so true
I enjoy romance
cardlin: “theres only two of us left in the whole office, just me..n her.” me, who is standin next to him literally readin his thoughts: am i a ghost to u-
slxxpy. makxii 😂
Melissa Playz glad u enjoyed that XD
maybe we are the girls shinigami
icony petersツ
i- my joke..
"were you at the club yesterday..?"
Me, an intellectual: _YoU wAs aT thE cLUb-_
Lots of office related audios lately.
😏😏 maybe he likes someone in his office
@@maryamaziz6527 pretty sure he has a girlfriend lmao
onee luckyy girl his gf right?
@@discwar7379 😏😏 maybe he likes his girlfriend
I thought I was the only one that noticed that 😂🤙🤙
I wish I had this girl’s confidence! 😂 The perfect date: book shopping and food!
cardlin: so why were you in such a rush? Got a date or something?
me, an asexual with a cat and two dogs: well yes but actually no
*valentine's day is about the ones you love most*
They need to make, like... romance cards for dogs
@@Kay-wp8xf yessss
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Cardlin: So far I know you wanna sleep and you're really hungry right now.
Me: Yep, that about sums up my existence😂😂😂
Valentine's Day isn't for lovers only, It can also be for friends, allies, singles, hopeless romatic...in short it is for everyone. I hope this Valentine's day brings you love, smiles and laughter.
You are loved beyond measure! Happy Valentine's Day!!!
I swear to god Cardlin cam read minds and I hate it jdjskskakwjwj
Cardlin: Whats your favorite genre
Me: *Romance, because im a loveless romantic and I rlly like the story of romeo and juliet*
Cardlin: Romance, Im guessing ur a romeo and juliet kind of Gal.
Me: *HOWTHEHECKDIDYOUKNOWUMINDREADERSTOPBREAKINGTHEFOURTHWALLMR*
Him: what's your favorite genre?
Me: horror and mystery-
Him: ah romance
Me: ಠ_ಠ yeah buddy...yeah
Yeah ಠ_ಠ
ฯ_ฯ yeah
This is the best thing after a nap with a nightmare, that nightmare was hella scary omg
Thats some facts tho.
"what genre do you read?"
"i don't read."
Him: I like Sherlock Holmes. Me: falls in love
*Cardlin thinking to himself and referring to me as her*
Me: hEr HaS a NaMe DuDe!¡
me:Ugh i still haven't done my maths and i'm sooo sleepy!
*checks phone*
*sees update*
*throws homework to the cat*
me:Then again getting a detention isn't that bad...
edit:Shit i'm claustrophobic...
another edit (god damn me) : At this point i would be trying to kick down the door...
with my tree stumps for legs...
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Omg I'm actually shook can't believe how I forgot that cardi will post today and I got the notification and I was like 😱
**The office theme song plays in the distance**
I CAME AS FAST AS I COULD WHERES MA BEAR BEAR
"I think you looked cute too, with that black dress and red heels"
me loving how a man notices what the woman is wearing and compliments her:**internally screams**
"what genre do you read?"
Well I like fiction and thrillers
"AH ROMANCE"
well I like that too but I rather..
"I take it you're a romeo and juliet type of gal*
I...
"What kind of genre do you read?"
Me: FANTASY! You know, dragons.. Talking cats..
"AH, ROMANCE."
my book containing talking cats that coexist with other talking cats:
*Am I a joke to you?*
Is that a motherfuckin Warriors reference I smell
@@yaboirikki2596 you bet your sweet ass it is
Rose Doodles I knew it ,I was like coexisting cats know a series of books like that.... to find out we are all warriors book fans also in addition I had a weird obsession with tigerstar just saying....
Horror movies are a gift sent down from God thank you very much
Happy Valentines Day everyone! ❤️
Heeeey, eating food and watching Netflix is MY Valentine’s Day plan! :D Woot!
I thought these were all preview so I didn’t watch them until now and I’m really happy!
Security guard saved him 😂
At 8:38 When the line of "What are you doing tomorrow night." I so hope it would be like. "Asking you out to dinner." Just to be a flirt
Cardlin: "What genre to be specific?"
Me: "Thriller, Horror, myste-"
Cardlin: "RoMaNcE NoVeLs"
Well Cardlin I'd do a lot for you but that goes too far! 😂
Ima be so lonely on Valentine's day T-T
Mal Bow relatable.
Same.
So I'm gonna get drunk with my bff.
same. :(
Same
Never had a bf in 16 years lmao
@Simply Libby thank you😂❤️✨
Wait a minute a black dress and red heels is what I’m wearing to a wedding coming up...... nice
may have screamed when i saw this notification, ayyyyy 🤩💛
The boss planned this alll along
I havnt listened in MONTHS AND I FORGOT HOW MUCH I SIMP FOR THIS MAN
I needed this😅Thanks again for another lifesaver, Cardlin
I freaked out when I saw the notification! I totally love this! Thank you for making my day🙂
And...her...
Me: asleep, drooling, with computer playing 10 hours of cursed memes
I really needed this after the operation I got on Monday. Thanks for ur response on my insta. Ur amazing! 🥰
does anyone else stim when you see cardlin upload??
Great Job! Happy Valentains day!
Singles appreciation day ❤️
i don't know how you play heart warming sweetness so well but damn you did it, you should be very proud of your self
A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO A LAKE IN LEGO CITY!!
1:05
😂😂😂
@lunes - FINALLY AND INTELLECTUAL!!!
?
@@vitani3673 it's a meme
@@cheyenneward6564 thank u
Lmao I saw the video
Literally stopped what I was working on to listen. Cardlin, you da real MVP!!!
I'm going on my 4th date on Valentine's day. Never thought it would happen. I really like him let's hope it works out. >-
You go girl!!!
@@briellewilliams6786 Aww thank you. ^-^
Lily Nightingale How did it go?
Mystery huh?
I wanna recommend y'all a book I love.
The title is Project Loki.
And I love it 👌
"what genre do you read"
*HORROR*
"I hate watching horror movies"
*>:0*
*we can't date, this won't work*
Ever heard the term of putting your differences aside
@@TacobellsDiavolosauce yes I have, this comment was just a joke
@@ur_mam I know I was adding another joke
@@TacobellsDiavolosauce oh
^^^^^^^^ my whole mood
I saw this in my notifications and aggressively chanted desk dates at my phone omg
You spoil us and I love that
he sounds like the coolest 36 years old. seriously
This is soooooo cute
This so sounds like me, I sometimes get locked in my room, so I have too call someone to open my door. lol
I stay late with u listen to you
“You like romance?” Me: “Ah heck no. Give me a fantasy adventure please” 😂
I’m so glad u posted this
Him:What genre specifically?
Me: manga, doujins, yaoi, bl, yuri, or ig horror/thriller and-
Him: ah romance novels
Me: wat? Yk what....fuc it sure..you were close enough
me: *me obsessed with yaoi, BL, horror, and love stories* i mean yeah close enough?
“what’s your favorite genre?”
me: Sci-Fi!
“oh you like romance novels?”
me, someone who hates romance novels: 👁👄👁
“you look like a romeo and juliet kinda gal”
me: no i hate shakespeare!
That was so freaking smooth. Teach me your ways
Ah, the door is stuck? Time to show off my lock picking skillz! ^^ :P
Can this be a series like the other office one....it’s just a request cause my birthday is actually on Valentine’s Day 🥰
"What genre do you read"
"Romance or horror"
"Ah romance"
OK WERE IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS HOLY AND GODLIKE ARE THE GOSH DARN CAMERAS!
This came out on my birthday!
Is it sad that I listen to these because I’m like 90% sure this kinda stuff will never happen to me😭
Btw great job again Cardlin!!!
Everyone is like not reading romance but I’m out here actually reading romance novels because god dammit if I can’t be loved I wanna watch other people be loved
Loved this! x
U: Romeo & Juliett-
Me: no no.. It's horror or things like death note. I love horror or action
E R O T I C A uhhh- what?
LIGHT YAGAMI AND L!!
@@MinYoongi-yk3jq YES
@@MinYoongi-yk3jq and ARMYYYYY
This was amazing 💕🥰
Cardlin: Do you like reading?
Me: Yeah a lot
Cardlin: Oh yeah? What’s your favourite genre?
Me: I really love fantasy and I little bit of romance-
Cardlin: Romance?
Me: Well- you got some of it right
“What genre we talking abt?”
Mystery Thriller, Horror
“Romance novels”
* what *
I was about to sleep, yasss!!
this brought back a horrid yet funny memory of my mother getting stuck at work and her having to call the police to get them to open the door 🤣
Remind me desk dates.. 😍❤️
"Tell me more about your self"
-I like gaming
"Oh, You like reading"
"What genre to be specific?"
-Horror
"Oh, romance..."
My conversation with you in a nutshell.
The moment you said Sherlock Holmes
I'm all yours 😂😂❤️
This is so cute
I loved this😍
Cardlin in a suit 😳💙
YEEEEEE BOIS
“You like reading? What do you like to read?”
Fanfiction
“Ah, romance”
*Close enough*
Who’s ready to listen to cardlin for Valentine’s Day!
I hate getting locked in a room omggg
Part 2 please. I want to know what happens.
I-I love your audios happy valentines (here it's Feb 13)
By me it's 12 feb
Oh we're do you live?
@@deliciousroadcrack8396 uh...from the Philippines (it's 5:10 am) and SleEp Is For tHe wEaK!
@@Shadow.girl_edits bro You are way stronger then me i fell asleep at 3:00 am last night..... I am... A weakling!!!
Your profile picture is everything.
bro someone said sherlock i am hERe for it
Cardlin: "looks like Im spending valentines day in the office"
Me: *I spent my Valentines Day in a Mental Hospital T^T*
I heard Sherlock's name mentioned and I gleefully gasped
Can there be a part 2 of thisss aaAaahhhhh
stay professional, stay professional ... (this is the first time of my life i'm fustrated about that door) XD
Hey Cardlin I have a question ifffffffffffff you could do an Asmr with Yuurivoice again please!!! 😄
Did someone say mystery? And William Sherlock Holmes? :)
Dude, Dude stop talking!!!
Me in any kind of situation that calls for socialising