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    0:00 Half-Life Ending
    1:51 Half-Life Alternate Ending
    2:25 Half-Life Opposing Force Ending
    4:25 Half-Life 2 Introduction
    5:16 Half-Life 2 Ending
    6:58 Half-Life 2 Episode One Intro
    8:26 Half-Life 2 Episode Two Intermission
    10:38 Half-Life Alyx Ending
    #HalfLifeAlyx #HalfLife3 #Valve
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  • @ratking6133
    @ratking6133 Před 3 lety +10033

    The scariest thing about him is that you can't tell whose team he's on.

    • @Choppytehbear1337
      @Choppytehbear1337 Před 3 lety +1322

      He isn't on the side of the Combine. The enemy of my enemy and all that.

    • @spetsnazglaz8423
      @spetsnazglaz8423 Před 3 lety +1399

      He’s actually on Freeman’s side but he actually has no concern for freeman’s safety, all he cares about is the fate of humanity

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo Před 3 lety +962

      I honestly believe Gman has Gordan's best interests in mind; Gman is just such an unknown variable, and HE also has to obey his bosses, but in the end he just wants Gordan to reach his 'limitless potential'.

    • @Finite_Source
      @Finite_Source Před 3 lety +653

      My guess is he's on his own team, and uses everyone and everything else just to complete his goals.

    • @loomhigh
      @loomhigh Před 3 lety +105

      @@Alizudo makes me think of Blake from borderlands, who has to key Handsome Jacks orders.

  • @alvinite9164
    @alvinite9164 Před 4 lety +9092

    so what's inside G-Man's briefcase is INDEED Half-Life 3
    *The Prophecy is True*

    • @ljt47exploring64
      @ljt47exploring64 Před 4 lety +114

      I no what's in the g mans case his dinner

    • @am.Shub2770
      @am.Shub2770 Před 4 lety +78

      Interstellar's "Mountains" theme plays.

    • @Zenriesz
      @Zenriesz Před 4 lety +144

      Funnily enough, if you noclip in HL1 and look inside his suitcase there's a gun and some files inside.

    • @0-Templar-0
      @0-Templar-0 Před 4 lety +114

      @@Zenriesz Half-Life 3 Game Files!

    • @angelofiron4366
      @angelofiron4366 Před 4 lety +18

      You all wanna know what's inside the brief case its HL3 in VR I hope...

  • @goobermcnoober8140
    @goobermcnoober8140 Před rokem +2979

    I really like how G-man isn’t just a robot reading lines off a script. He’s got a sense of humor, and a really *nasty* one at that

    • @striker8961
      @striker8961 Před 10 měsíci +222

      He also shows signs of annoyance after being inconvenienced 7:57

    • @Delfigamer1
      @Delfigamer1 Před 8 měsíci +166

      @@striker8961 **adjusts tie aggressively**

    • @Man_Aslume
      @Man_Aslume Před 7 měsíci +40

      He speaks like cruel way

    • @DSFARGEG00
      @DSFARGEG00 Před 5 měsíci +42

      G-Man gives the impression of the sort of person who would hurt small animals or insects for fun.

    • @kR-qj7rw
      @kR-qj7rw Před 5 měsíci +70

      @@striker8961 if you look carefully hes smug, delighted at this pathetic vort trying to do something, then the subtle smirk drops when he realizes its not one vort and grows actually angry as the scene plays out thats the most angry weve seen him i think

  • @Thoutzan
    @Thoutzan Před rokem +5519

    Funny that his speech in HL1 was the first English speech I have ever learned and imitated. You can imagine how my English teacher was super annoyed by my way of speaking as a result.

    • @prolsoc7350
      @prolsoc7350 Před rokem +133

      XD

    • @Brandon-ct8vo
      @Brandon-ct8vo Před rokem +952

      Pleassee hand me... a... pencillll.

    • @danielharvison7510
      @danielharvison7510 Před rokem +525

      @@Brandon-ct8vo I...wish to..hear.....more of this. Please...continue!

    • @djpemb
      @djpemb Před rokem +394

      @@danielharvison7510 "Ahhh, Thaaat... would be a considerably laaarge nudge.......tooo large, given the interest of myyy emmmployers...."

    • @danielharvison7510
      @danielharvison7510 Před rokem +109

      @@djpemb He does keep delivering on the iconic speeches, I'll give him that.

  • @Channel-ro3cr
    @Channel-ro3cr Před 4 lety +2519

    Half life 1 - half life 2 ( 6 years )
    Half life 2 - Half life alyx ( 16 years )
    Half life alyx - half life 3 ( 26 years )
    HALF LIFE 3 WILL BE RELEASED IN 2046

    • @GunslingerLv
      @GunslingerLv Před 4 lety +142

      Man by that maths. I ll be grandpa and have all the time to play hl 3

    • @colinmoriarty
      @colinmoriarty Před 4 lety +33

      It’ll be worth it

    • @tomkaidalov6345
      @tomkaidalov6345 Před 4 lety +84

      If so tech better come so far, i would be getting 100% realistic blowjobs just by putting on my Valve index 5 or some shit like that

    • @thatreddude8796
      @thatreddude8796 Před 4 lety +18

      Tom Kaidalov lol why is that the first thing you think of

    • @thenumberfour6455
      @thenumberfour6455 Před 4 lety +37

      @@thatreddude8796
      I'm pretty sure a lot of people will think of porn when it comes to VR

  • @rinzler8894
    @rinzler8894 Před 3 lety +6477

    "What would you like nudged?"
    "We want Half Life 3"
    "Ah, That would be a considerably large nudge, too large"

    • @llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331
      @llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331 Před 3 lety +330

      "Well, you asked."

    • @dookugh
      @dookugh Před 3 lety +180

      Given an interests of my employers

    • @idkwhattoputhere.9891
      @idkwhattoputhere.9891 Před 3 lety +177

      "We will release a prequel instead, about alyx"

    • @ASHOT3359
      @ASHOT3359 Před 3 lety +51

      @@idkwhattoputhere.9891 I didn't know i wanted that. Tnx.

    • @purplethehedgehog
      @purplethehedgehog Před 2 lety +3

      Shut the f up g-man and give us hl 3 i wanna know who or what you are o want your story

  • @monkeyman767
    @monkeyman767 Před rokem +1591

    There's a really subtle bit I love at 8:00, when he first hears the Vort chanting, he looks amused, and has a slight smile. Then he hears the rest and his entire expression drops. Such a short cut scene but it's the one and only time we see him flustered / his plans being hijacked and the "we'll see about that" is just the icing on the cake of his anger.

    • @CaveJohnsonPrime
      @CaveJohnsonPrime Před 11 měsíci +31

      I've always wondered who he's about to talk to before he's intercepted. Maybe Adrian Shepard?

    • @monkeyman767
      @monkeyman767 Před 11 měsíci +139

      @@CaveJohnsonPrime nah it's Gordon, the vortigaunts rescue him from G-man here

    • @BitrateBilly
      @BitrateBilly Před 7 měsíci +70

      its prolly cause vortigaunts are usually quite friendly, so he probably thinks they are just visiting to commune with him for some sort of deal, until they actively negate his abilities

    • @kR-qj7rw
      @kR-qj7rw Před 5 měsíci

      @@BitrateBilly vorts are strong with whatever bs hokuspokus they do but nothing compared to the gman, then they can get buffed up by the antlion juice.
      so he goes from smugly this is cute to oh you wanna go ? lets see how that goes
      funnily enough the combine advisors seems to be in a similar if not stronger tier of psychic bs than vorts but without whatever makes them valuable as energy sources for the containment vault in HL:A like that little blink and you miss it shot of the advisor that kills ELi seeing alyx and Gman before getting fried

    • @lordsathariel4384
      @lordsathariel4384 Před 5 měsíci +28

      ​@@BitrateBillyit reminds me of a nylarathotep story were he encounters a human and some dimension hoppers he is amused by them up intill he finds out another outer god has gave them the means of removing him the irritation is just like the G-man's

  • @RidgeXR_2
    @RidgeXR_2 Před rokem +698

    I love how in hl1's alternate ending they don't even let you fight, because the devs knew full well that if they did, some absolute no-life would go and win that battle lol

    • @andrewlloydpeterson
      @andrewlloydpeterson Před 8 měsíci +68

      There is a mod that lets you fight it

    • @paperseagull4297
      @paperseagull4297 Před 4 měsíci +54

      reminds me of how someone finally beat the killfloor at the end of e1m8 in doom lmao

    • @Xadous1
      @Xadous1 Před 4 měsíci +7

      ​@@paperseagull4297 Zero master back at it again

    • @thegonkdroidthatwasntnotic9146
      @thegonkdroidthatwasntnotic9146 Před 2 měsíci +7

      G-Man when you win the battle where you supposedly had no chance of winning:
      czcams.com/video/O3349-GRjhQ/video.htmlsi=gd4s0RI2ZGDLGM1Z

    • @Warden-NiNJeN
      @Warden-NiNJeN Před měsícem +1

      ​@@thegonkdroidthatwasntnotic9146I knew it was that clip 😂

  • @gonzalot.605
    @gonzalot.605 Před 4 lety +3355

    G-Man looks surprisingly in good shape in Half-Life: Alyx.
    Like no kidding, he looks like he spent the last 12 years in quitting smoking, eating healthy, recovering his 8 hours of sleep and doing lifting.

    • @Pangloss6413
      @Pangloss6413 Před 4 lety +137

      alyx takes place before half life 2 so...what causes him to go back down?

    • @jesush.christ8261
      @jesush.christ8261 Před 4 lety +76

      @@Pangloss6413 He said 12 years, not anything past 20. (HL2 is about 20 years after HL1)

    • @TimYocraft
      @TimYocraft Před 4 lety +32

      he reminds me of the spy

    • @bredrick.
      @bredrick. Před 4 lety +56

      @@Pangloss6413 Is G-Man subject to the boundaries of the space-time continuum?

    • @markh6378
      @markh6378 Před 4 lety +37

      Feohrad i doubt its aging g-man isn't even human. Its prob just the new graphics.

  • @paperluigi-gs8cs
    @paperluigi-gs8cs Před 3 lety +12886

    i bet the g-man's back hurts from having to carry the entire half-life plot

  • @zeze7022
    @zeze7022 Před 9 měsíci +272

    The way he copies himself during the alyx ending is fascinating. It’s like he has a backlog of things to take care of after being freed and is actively splitting his own timeline to multitask. At 11:55 in particular it looks like the original is the one that trails off and walks away while the clone comes in to continue the conversation.
    Makes you wonder how wide his influence really is and how many other G-Men could be off doing separate things at any given time.

    • @BacsarugoCringeMaker
      @BacsarugoCringeMaker Před 3 měsíci +18

      It's not a clone, he's just watching every possible consequence, like Dr. Strange.
      After that he returns in time back to Alyx to continue the conversation.

    • @TheAdmirableAdmiral
      @TheAdmirableAdmiral Před měsícem +7

      He is a four dimensional being. It would be like you puting each of your fingers in 10 seperate 2D universes. You would be simultaneously existing in 10 universes at once.

  • @JadeEyes1
    @JadeEyes1 Před rokem +47

    8:25 - "Dr. Freeeeeemannnn..."
    Wow. That gave me goosebumps, even after all this time.

  • @jamesking4736
    @jamesking4736 Před 4 lety +14581

    I love how when he talks it sounds labored, like he is not used to speaking ANY language

    • @arakewithinternetaccess4378
      @arakewithinternetaccess4378 Před 4 lety +375

      @The Bloody Doctor gym manese

    • @toastywarm5564
      @toastywarm5564 Před 4 lety +2356

      i’ve heard someone compare his speech patterns to someone who doesn’t know how to use their lungs, which i think fits really well

    • @Herrscher-of-Autism
      @Herrscher-of-Autism Před 4 lety +148

      @The Bloody Doctor G-Man-ese huh? LOL!

    • @mrcowlick7537
      @mrcowlick7537 Před 4 lety +137

      lester crest × 0.25 speed

    • @ImSadswag
      @ImSadswag Před 4 lety +495

      vortigaunt english sounds more natural than gman english

  • @endertwelve
    @endertwelve Před 4 lety +11263

    "Some believe the fate of our worlds is inflexible. My employers disagree."
    This line is terrifying.

    • @KoniginMina
      @KoniginMina Před 4 lety +1333

      His employers are Valve.

    • @Omega-jg4oq
      @Omega-jg4oq Před 4 lety +657

      @@KoniginMina and that why Gman looks like Gordon kinda, Everyone knows who is the Freeman but only Valve knows who is the Gman, and as Nihanlanth said The truth.. We will never know The truth...

    • @gerardonavarro3400
      @gerardonavarro3400 Před 4 lety +297

      @@Omega-jg4oq You will never reach the truth

    • @LordZonar
      @LordZonar Před 4 lety +231

      @@gerardonavarro3400 I am impressed you extrapolated a JoJo reference out of this

    • @Pikminiman
      @Pikminiman Před 4 lety +508

      The writing of all Half-Life games is essentially Lovecraftian. Gman is an unknown entity not just because Valve refuses to tell us, but because the point of Gman is that he's a being so far beyond what humans even realize is possible that Gordon, Eli, and Alyx never actually figure out what the Gman is. Therefore, the player in every Half-Life game likewise never learns what Gman is, either.

  • @OatyD
    @OatyD Před 8 měsíci +68

    All the people that say gman is from Skibidi toilet will be sent to *NOVA PROSPEKT*

    • @accelerator8558
      @accelerator8558 Před 7 měsíci +6

      Yes plz, they need a re education or sent to a off World duties

    • @TURKS751
      @TURKS751 Před 7 měsíci +3

      Nah void

  • @Lolbama2012
    @Lolbama2012 Před rokem +67

    I absolutely love how it sounds like he has to force the words out like he's not used to talking in human form. Like it's not his real form and he has to really *try* to speak and pronounces everything so deliberately. He moves the same way. So stiffly and with such deliberate action. No expression, no movements other than what is necessary.

  • @pyropyropyro8549
    @pyropyropyro8549 Před 4 lety +5223

    "The biggest embarrassment has been Black Mesa Facility but I think that's finally taken care of itself."
    *nuke goes off*
    "Quite so."

    • @MondySpartan
      @MondySpartan Před 4 lety +70

      @BizarreOcean932 Are you living in the year 2006?

    • @SiIIy_
      @SiIIy_ Před 3 lety +41

      @@bizarreocean8537 do you not know about black mesa?

    • @indeepjable
      @indeepjable Před 3 lety +17

      Did We Actually Find Someone From The Abyssal Past Sent To Modern-Time?

    • @TiberianFiend
      @TiberianFiend Před 3 lety +37

      It's a shame Valve don't seem to accept Opposing Force as canon. It was a worthy addition to the HL universe.

    • @JosephXFS
      @JosephXFS Před 3 lety +19

      @@TiberianFiend Where did they say that? Last I heard(a few years ago so maybe it changed) They do consider it cannon.

  • @collinhancock8617
    @collinhancock8617 Před 4 lety +2211

    Me: Well... could you teach me how to tie a tie?
    G-Man: Ahhh, that would be a considerably large nudge. Too large.
    Me: But you're wearing a suit and tie!
    G-man: I'm afraid you misunderstand the situation.

    • @jerrygreenest
      @jerrygreenest Před 4 lety +52

      Me: but why?
      G-man: Well, my wifu tied it.

    • @liquidbanana
      @liquidbanana Před 4 lety +79

      oh god, what if the suit and tie was his skin? eughhh

    • @mobueh
      @mobueh Před 4 lety +36

      QuiteOdy oh my god what have you done

    • @brah1646
      @brah1646 Před 4 lety +11

      the suit is part of his body.

    • @LittleBigSmoak_
      @LittleBigSmoak_ Před 4 lety +14

      It's body paint isn't it

  • @asimplepie2279
    @asimplepie2279 Před rokem +64

    I love the nod to half life 3 being inside the briefcase the entire time

  • @itsjustin8295
    @itsjustin8295 Před rokem +64

    8:56 one of my absolute favorite bits

  • @Chyguy
    @Chyguy Před 4 lety +4369

    Half Life 2's Gman still looks way too good for when that game came out.

    • @Pikminiman
      @Pikminiman Před 3 lety +635

      I honestly think the gaming industry took until about 2010 to catch up to where Valve was in 2004 with Half-Life 2. Now Valve has come back in 2020 with Half-Life: Alyx and proven once again that their facial animations absolutely destroy the rest of the gaming industry.

    • @davidhoran7116
      @davidhoran7116 Před 3 lety +192

      Pikminiman day what you will about Steam, but valve will definitely be recorded as one of the best developers there was. They’re consistently at the cutting edge.

    • @Pocket-Calculator
      @Pocket-Calculator Před 3 lety +244

      HL2 still looks good today. The engine may be old, but the art direction and scenery is top notch.

    • @Viviana088
      @Viviana088 Před 3 lety +114

      Still blows my mind that Half Life 2 released in 2004. The game is aging as fine as wine and with MMoD the game get's a nice touch up.... except for the Alyx defense section in Anti-Citizen One. With Combine improved accuracy and difficulty on hard it's just brutal, beatable yes, but will definitely require a few quick saves. Other than that I can't wait for whatever valve does for Half Life 3. Assuming that it does finally release all things considered. In the meantime, this is where I get off.

    • @jermfanaccount
      @jermfanaccount Před 3 lety +26

      i know. he looks like a slightly lower quality hla gman and its quite impressive

  • @midthew2389
    @midthew2389 Před 4 lety +3915

    Scary knowing the Gman has employers that may be more powerful than him

    • @unconscious7219
      @unconscious7219 Před 4 lety +349

      Doesn't mean he can't do anything againts them.
      Take JC Denton from Deus Ex for example. His boss and his boss' boss FEAR him.

    • @AmonDevilman
      @AmonDevilman Před 4 lety +258

      Power is an important factor but considering what the man knows and how he can apply his skills, he's still dangerous af.

    • @maximnikolaev6627
      @maximnikolaev6627 Před 4 lety +74

      Information wise probably yeah, with their biological technology is far better than combine but since you know some of them still are with the combine he has to deal with them and "extract" information to any of the combine that weilds it

    • @IgnatRemizov
      @IgnatRemizov Před 4 lety +25

      If you read Epistle then you know the kind of power behind him and the Combine.

    • @samuraijackoff5354
      @samuraijackoff5354 Před 4 lety +87

      Gman was able to go behind his employer’s back by saving Alyx during Black Mesa without repercussions. I suppose that he is more powerful than them and only work under them because he can.

  • @MoonLightFML
    @MoonLightFML Před rokem +49

    10:00, the way he says "i wish" send chills down my spine, love this character

  • @SerMattzio
    @SerMattzio Před rokem +82

    I think what's really sinister about the Alyx ending is that the G-Man simply states that the Combine "entity" ceases, and the Eli "entity" continues. He doesn't even confirm that Eli survives for much longer.
    It could actually be that Alyx has made everything worse, if the Combine Advisor was actually going to make a mistake or do something "beneficial" to humanity in some way later in it's existence.

    • @Anverse-14
      @Anverse-14 Před 7 měsíci

      The combine is a rival for the g-man

    • @Daveaintreal
      @Daveaintreal Před 5 měsíci +2

      ​@@Anverse-14Whatever he is, whoever he's affiliated with, it's definitely more of a threat than the Combine

    • @kR-qj7rw
      @kR-qj7rw Před 5 měsíci +10

      bingo what if that advisor fucks up in a fictional episode 3 and gordon, kleiner and alyx use it as an advantage to move the story forward, but now its dead
      worse of all what if Eli gets captured like in nove porspekt again but this time they get him to spill the beans?
      careful what you wish for Ms Alyx vans

  • @Hanzer-ns5bh
    @Hanzer-ns5bh Před 4 lety +7667

    "...we'll see... about _THAT."_
    The only time he show's an emotion that isn't brief, detached amusement-- and it's fuming anger. Truly terrifying.

    • @vksasdgaming9472
      @vksasdgaming9472 Před 4 lety +657

      Yet it is expressed with calm, direct manner.

    • @greenjacketbro
      @greenjacketbro Před 4 lety +470

      8:14

    • @thatreddude8796
      @thatreddude8796 Před 4 lety +115

      I don’t really get what made him see that. The alien dudes weren’t saying anything I could understand.

    • @greenjacketbro
      @greenjacketbro Před 4 lety +249

      @@thatreddude8796 these aliens are his enemies

    • @rafaelpando7052
      @rafaelpando7052 Před 4 lety +592

      @@thatreddude8796 It's not what they were saying, it's what they were doing, the Vortigaunts have psychic powers that can keep the G-man at bay, they were keeping him from reaching Gordon and taking him again.

  • @GermaphobeMusic
    @GermaphobeMusic Před 4 lety +7099

    G-Man: g-
    Vortigaunts: *_n o_*

    • @Geodash-uh7io
      @Geodash-uh7io Před 4 lety +312

      *G N O M E*

    • @seifelshenawi6211
      @seifelshenawi6211 Před 4 lety +134

      CHOMPSKI

    • @RobbieCake
      @RobbieCake Před 4 lety +169

      _GALUNGA_

    • @natebit8130
      @natebit8130 Před 4 lety +12

      338

    • @tlsrob6772
      @tlsrob6772 Před 4 lety +135

      Nerevar007 whats also cool is that, Gordon was supposed to go somewhere else as implied by G-man that his employers needed his services elsewhere, but the Vortigaunts intervened just in time.

  • @Raven-ch6tm
    @Raven-ch6tm Před 6 měsíci +33

    I always liked to believe that valve included themselves in the game, as the employers of the gman, using him to actually make the scenario move forward

    • @neomcdoom
      @neomcdoom Před 3 měsíci

      That’s brilliant, that actually would make perfect sense

  • @jordanboyd5587
    @jordanboyd5587 Před rokem +111

    "And when no harm can come to you, I'm sure you can imagine there are worse alternatives..."
    Such a spine chilling line

  • @ashleycat4
    @ashleycat4 Před 4 lety +7006

    "You wouldn't *need* all that to imprison Gordon Freeman."
    That line just feels so powerful to me for some reason.

    • @maximnikolaev6627
      @maximnikolaev6627 Před 4 lety +761

      Funny how he constantly puts Freeman into stasis constantly.

    • @chaoticproductions3922
      @chaoticproductions3922 Před 4 lety +409

      Is he roasting Freeman?

    • @maximnikolaev6627
      @maximnikolaev6627 Před 4 lety +655

      @@chaoticproductions3922 I guess for him all they had to do was put him in a tram and leave them there while g-man had to be put in his own time/space breaking cube, quite a bit of difference of levels of imprisonment there.
      Edit: I am really surprised I got so many likes o.o

    • @bitduelist
      @bitduelist Před 4 lety +157

      Gman knows how to imprison Gordan, just put him in statis

    • @maximnikolaev6627
      @maximnikolaev6627 Před 4 lety +158

      @@bitduelist they kind of tried to do the same with g-man but it's obvious he could've gotten out with how fucked up the outside area is.

  • @GreenAgouti
    @GreenAgouti Před 4 lety +5639

    The right man in the wrong place can make all the diff-erence in the world.

    • @Lajos_Kelemen
      @Lajos_Kelemen Před 4 lety +131

      Stinky Bruh Wake up, Mr. Freeman.
      Wake up and smell the ashes.

    • @decksteroussnail
      @decksteroussnail Před 4 lety +56

      I have this as my morning alarm.... definitely gets me up.

    • @fokii9880
      @fokii9880 Před 4 lety +4

      Oh who said that, JFK?

    • @Nungen
      @Nungen Před 4 lety +29

      my employers diss-agree

    • @harrypottard01
      @harrypottard01 Před 4 lety +3

      my senior quote

  • @ezrabraman6437
    @ezrabraman6437 Před rokem +23

    I like how what he does and how he appears and disappears changes in each game, in hl1 he just teleports you around via opening and closing portals, in hl2 he freezes time and does that weird transparent thing, and in hl:a he clones himself while teleporting around, it gives the impression that he just does whatever he want’s to try to intimidate you

  • @GB_B
    @GB_B Před 10 měsíci +118

    fuck now theres so many skibidi toilet kids

  • @yu6btemz
    @yu6btemz Před 4 lety +12271

    Now to think, this is the first time we see G-Man not just giving a speech, but engaging in a conversation. It made me feel weird, first time we see someone responding him.

    • @DoctorTheo
      @DoctorTheo Před 4 lety +357

      Besides Hunt Down the Freeman but who cares

    • @yu6btemz
      @yu6btemz Před 4 lety +1592

      @@DoctorTheo we do not count that thing...

    • @HeavySandvichGuy1
      @HeavySandvichGuy1 Před 4 lety +530

      well, we saw him talking to random scientist in Black Mesa

    • @bounphithakphithak6949
      @bounphithakphithak6949 Před 4 lety +446

      Well maybe he knew that alyx could talk thats why there’s conversation, since gordon couldnt talk he just gave full blown speeches lmfao

    • @mectic5149
      @mectic5149 Před 4 lety +97

      @@DoctorTheo hunt down the quicksave

  • @biggest2530
    @biggest2530 Před 4 lety +3315

    half life 1s gman has as many polygons as hl:a gman's nose

    • @jadayaindigo7696
      @jadayaindigo7696 Před 3 lety +242

      wow ... just think how many polygons Gman's nose will have in HL3

    • @SenhorKoringa
      @SenhorKoringa Před 3 lety +82

      Jadaya Indigo as many polygons as half life alyx gman

    • @Night5225
      @Night5225 Před 3 lety +139

      welcome to g-man’s nose. after nine years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait.

    • @HazraPanda
      @HazraPanda Před 3 lety +17

      @@Night5225 I know its a joke, but 13 years

    • @markhaus
      @markhaus Před 3 lety +39

      It's why HL:A took so long, they spent 3 years on GMans nose alone

  • @PaulReed
    @PaulReed Před rokem +30

    Having just finished Alyx last night seeing the "unforeseen consequences" it now makes sense to me. I wonder if they do have a long term story plan or if they are just able to adapt it that well to suit the new game.

  • @Grendell100
    @Grendell100 Před rokem +23

    Such a great, terrifying character. One part of me wishes they'd finally reveal his purpose, the other part hopes they leave everything about him unexplained because it adds so much to his larger than life aura.

  • @sniper9395
    @sniper9395 Před 2 lety +15223

    Gotta love how it took valve 14 years to make a new half life game just to advance the lore by 10 seconds
    Edit: Yes I understand the time and work value put into this and I appreciate it but I just think it's funny how the ending is only a 10 second canon retcon

    • @charleswilson2062
      @charleswilson2062 Před 2 lety +507

      Facts

    • @SubWaySpiderman
      @SubWaySpiderman Před 2 lety +842

      I believe games will start coming sooner than later now. Valve did have to create new tech and revolutionize gaming once again. Source 2 is looking amazing, valve is probably best company to keep secrets on what they’re working on I’m sure they have been working on something new already.

    • @PurpleMoon799
      @PurpleMoon799 Před 2 lety +80

      lmao didn't even realize that

    • @astarteswillum5259
      @astarteswillum5259 Před 2 lety +335

      And we all ate it up. Now we wait another ten or more years for Half-Life 3, and will eat that up too.

    • @trielt1
      @trielt1 Před 2 lety +230

      @@astarteswillum5259 your hope is admirable.

  • @lisvender
    @lisvender Před 4 lety +13726

    I’m glad they didn’t change his voice actor.

    • @magicoddeffect
      @magicoddeffect Před 4 lety +1711

      Unfortunately they had to change Eli's voice because his original VA has passed away

    • @awolcrazy7009
      @awolcrazy7009 Před 4 lety +1053

      SpeedasaurusDex rest his soul, the new voice actor seems pretty good through despite how little we heard him

    • @Myne1001
      @Myne1001 Před 4 lety +242

      Yeah no idea why Merle Dandridge got the boot out of this though

    • @magicoddeffect
      @magicoddeffect Před 4 lety +393

      @@Myne1001 According to one article I read they wanted Alyx to sound a good bit younger

    • @barackobama4100
      @barackobama4100 Před 4 lety +513

      They couldn’t replace the G-man. Despite his time in the games not being very long, the most he does is just say some cryptic speech for a few minutes and then leaves. Not to mention we don’t even know anything about him other than he’s very powerful. He’s still one of the most iconic characters not just from half life, but in gaming in general. If his voice was off people would know.

  • @okayokay12
    @okayokay12 Před rokem +25

    2:08 when a girl rejects me

  • @isaachinman-kv8po
    @isaachinman-kv8po Před rokem +14

    I love how G man acts like a dapper gentleman but really he is no one to mess with.

  • @owenthecook
    @owenthecook Před 4 lety +1660

    HL1 G-MAN: sounds like he had a productive upper respiratory system infection.
    HL2 G-MAN: the typical G-Man, emotionlessly delivering his lines.
    HL:A G-MAN: there’s a sliver of joy in his voice, abide with his usual feeling of superiority. Could it be that his is satisfied to see Ms. Vans is turned out to be very capable asset after all?

    • @deceseze
      @deceseze Před 4 lety +116

      damn alyx back at it again with the white vance

    • @testedhawk
      @testedhawk Před 4 lety +117

      I believe he's extremely overjoyed since he finally has a subject that's practically been raised in warfare and tense situations. Alyx was able to do everything Gordon could WITHOUT the H.E.V suit, making her more powerful than Gordon. What's even better is that she's much younger than him, making her more obedient and blind to the tasks she could be given.
      It also could be that him being wrong about a subject at first (he has no idea of her strength when he pulls her from Black Mesa as a child) is something that rarely happens to him and he's glad when it does

    • @brakintelektualny7291
      @brakintelektualny7291 Před 4 lety +59

      @@testedhawk I mean, gordon can still bunnyhop, so she is not really more powerful...

    • @testedhawk
      @testedhawk Před 4 lety +43

      @@brakintelektualny7291 There's a difference between Gordon and Desinc, one is significantly more powerful than the other

    • @brakintelektualny7291
      @brakintelektualny7291 Před 4 lety +32

      @@testedhawk but for real, by your logic, shepard from opposing forces is the most powerful soldier in the half life universe

  • @CERTIFIEDBABEWRANGLER
    @CERTIFIEDBABEWRANGLER Před 4 lety +14104

    Gman must've been so happy to finally talk to some one with a voice

    • @guywhotellsthetime1585
      @guywhotellsthetime1585 Před 3 lety +582

      I mean that happened first so he probably just got disappointed talking to gorden

    • @TheAlienGangster
      @TheAlienGangster Před 3 lety +872

      Actually, it works to his disadvantage. Having somebody who can’t describe G-Man to others or talk back is a dream come true for G-Man.

    • @divex65705
      @divex65705 Před 3 lety +29

      @@TheAlienGangster 5

    • @SynthTechnic
      @SynthTechnic Před 3 lety +343

      Gman(in mind): guess I have to do all the talking again
      Alyx: What who are you?
      Gman(in mind): YES FINALLY SOMEONE WHO CAN TALK!

    • @procyon6370
      @procyon6370 Před 3 lety +81

      Well, he at least talked to Eli

  • @coleeckerman1390
    @coleeckerman1390 Před 9 měsíci +16

    I like how Gman shows respect to Gordon later on by not pretending that he has a choice

  • @mikewzowske
    @mikewzowske Před 4 měsíci +14

    gen alpha really did this man dirty

  • @CoreyLaddo
    @CoreyLaddo Před 3 lety +5311

    1998: "Gordon Freeman, in the flesh... Or rather, in the hazard suit."
    2004: "The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world..."
    2020: "LETTING THE DAYS GO BY"

  • @medicolkie3606
    @medicolkie3606 Před 4 lety +4626

    "See her safely to White Forest, Doctor Freeman."
    Now we know why he cared.

    • @whyarewehere3893
      @whyarewehere3893 Před 4 lety +25

      Why?

    • @filippapic
      @filippapic Před 4 lety +26

      Explain?!?

    • @l3ep
      @l3ep Před 4 lety +3

      .

    • @danegotiater1453
      @danegotiater1453 Před 4 lety +1812

      @@filippapic well so that alyx and eli could come together and relay the message to the father which sets of the chain of events that eventually lead to eli's death. Once the father's death is a reality the gman can give the ultimatum that you saw to alyx. He had to ensure that the future would play out a specific way so that alyx could choose to kill the advisor in order to indebt herself to the gman.

    • @JJE990
      @JJE990 Před 4 lety +405

      Really well tied together. Amazingly well done.

  • @snirozu
    @snirozu Před 10 měsíci +18

    it's the guy from half life no way

  • @invalid_user_handle
    @invalid_user_handle Před 9 měsíci +8

    13:13
    I'm not sure if it's coincidence or not, but the Advisor actually stares _directly_ at Alyx at the moment time freezes here.

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 Před 3 lety +7378

    The way he hesitates before saying “employers” in half-life 1, it’s as if he’s trying to think of a term that Gordon could best understand for them.

    • @michelangeloceccardi3871
      @michelangeloceccardi3871 Před 3 lety +908

      what i love about gman is that he is so much not-a-human that he uses human words as aproximations to what the hell he is and his position in all of this
      In the first game he talks about government property, but he was not working for the gov, he always worked for his superiors
      I always thought the same as you do, that gman simply uses business terms to make it easy for people to understand him, but it's not even close to what it really is

    • @humanman2358
      @humanman2358 Před 3 lety +216

      Overall, g-man is a mysterious character. Not much is known about his origins. Or who is his employers. Either way, I guess we'll just have to wait for the next Half-Life installment to determine who he is and his backgrounds...

    • @sauercrowder
      @sauercrowder Před 3 lety +141

      @@humanman2358 Not that it's coming anyway, but sometimes it's better for mysteries to go unsolved. To me any answer to this question would prob be unsatisfactory and ruin the games. Look at The Elder Scrolls for another example. They are never going to make it clear what happened to the Dwemer, at least I don't think so. And they shouldn't.

    • @pastelxenon
      @pastelxenon Před 3 lety +95

      it's like he knows human language but not used to speaking it, the way the timing is all thrown off

    • @Villadgent
      @Villadgent Před 3 lety +19

      Idk alyx left a fat ass hint towards hl3

  • @cade4614
    @cade4614 Před 3 lety +11511

    The fact that there is only 14 minutes of him talking since 1998 yet he is one of the most notable voices is video game history really shows how influential these games were

  • @FancyLilFreak
    @FancyLilFreak Před 10 měsíci +56

    If I see another comment about skididi toilet im going to blow my brains out ong

  • @ArdentPrayer
    @ArdentPrayer Před 10 měsíci +54

    We've finally hit the point where the new generation only recognizes G-man via skibidi toilet trash and not actual Half-Life lore 💀I know most of these new comments are ironic for the sake of hahas but actual kids think this 💀

    • @juneisterrible
      @juneisterrible Před 10 měsíci +9

      its the same humor as old gmod videos you just hate it cause its new

    • @TheRealBlackSilenceFr
      @TheRealBlackSilenceFr Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@greasyspaghettiball8984If you don't enjoy it that's your thing, some of the previous generation (including me) consume this content

    • @BarpenterCroot
      @BarpenterCroot Před 10 měsíci +3

      ​@@juneisterribleYes you're right, it would've been good if little children and content farms didn't ruin it with their brain-rotting content
      The difference between skibidi toilet and old Gmod/SFM animations is that one is being milked to death by crappy mobile game companies, while the other aged like fine wine

    • @troywright359
      @troywright359 Před 6 měsíci +1

      As usual, 'kidz 2day suck'. I thought a great many good animations were quite cringe at the time, now we're hearing they were fine art compared to today

    • @toaster9922
      @toaster9922 Před 2 měsíci

      You talk like you’re younger than the nintendo DS

  • @kyo7406
    @kyo7406 Před 4 lety +1720

    I find it very interesting that Alyx asks G-Man, "Who are you?", but G-Man replies with "Perhaps *what* I am...". It's a very interesting choice of words that I think goes fairly unnoticed.

    • @marcusd450
      @marcusd450 Před 3 lety +111

      "Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask." -- V for Vendetta. Just as G-Man's human appearance may just be a mask. Telling Alyx "who" he is would amount to nothing. So G-Man skips over it entirely and jumps to the "what", as you pointed out. A very mysterious and intelligent being.

    • @alexlxpg4985
      @alexlxpg4985 Před 3 lety +23

      In the original script alyx's line called gman a 'what' but gman's speech is the same, but yeah it does make it sound more ominous in the final version.

    • @cybertheemoprotofather5390
      @cybertheemoprotofather5390 Před 3 lety

      I think that sometimes, Perhaps *what* I am is not important

    • @jenpauline06
      @jenpauline06 Před 3 lety +2

      society if we all knew what g man's true form looked like

    • @alexlxpg4985
      @alexlxpg4985 Před 3 lety +2

      @David Assébof twitter.com/JamaalBradley/status/1258806825228488706?s=19
      Also small correction she didnt explicitly refer him as a 'what' but refers to him as an item (weapon)

  • @SIMIFU
    @SIMIFU Před 4 lety +2627

    *In the dark void*
    Adrian Shepard: "So what are you in for?"
    Alyx Vance: "Trying to rescue a man named Gordon freeman, Survivor and hero during the Black mesa incident."
    Adrian Shepard: "Heh, Black mesa huh? That brings back memories...Horrible and frighting memories mind you."

    • @tallesrodrigues6072
      @tallesrodrigues6072 Před 4 lety +136

      Both in stasis trying to catch Freeman.

    • @wololoman3314
      @wololoman3314 Před 4 lety +111

      Hunt down the Freeman

    • @yeremyche
      @yeremyche Před 4 lety +37

      @@wololoman3314 That game stinks.

    • @atemplarknight8886
      @atemplarknight8886 Před 4 lety +91

      @@yeremyche it may be bad but thankfully it has plenty of good meme material

    • @hayro252
      @hayro252 Před 4 lety +50

      Just like Freeman, Shephard wanted to survive. He had no orders about killing scientists nor Freeman himself either.

  • @salahfeddaoui1820
    @salahfeddaoui1820 Před rokem +11

    "the biggest embarrassment has been Black Mesa Facility, but I think that's finally taken care of itself-"
    *Nuclear flash*
    "Quite so..."
    this was always my favorite, such chilly voice and cold hearted responce

  • @TheOpenEarth
    @TheOpenEarth Před 8 měsíci +17

    miss when gman was not called g toilet.

    • @zaijogos
      @zaijogos Před 7 měsíci +1

      I always used to call "g toilet" as gman

    • @TURKS751
      @TURKS751 Před 7 měsíci +1

      same

  • @cinders5305
    @cinders5305 Před 3 lety +2663

    His voice is just plain scary, with how he slurs, stutters and draws out syllables. Its obviously supposed to show hes not used to speaking in English, and the constant raspy breathing makes it seem like hes not even used to having LUNGS.

    • @masturch33f66
      @masturch33f66 Před 3 lety +60

      It could be that he is Gordon Freeman and since Gordon never talks, that's why Gman talks all slow and strange

    • @freeze1625
      @freeze1625 Před 3 lety +49

      @@masturch33f66 isnt Gordon Freeman voiced by other actor?

    • @masturch33f66
      @masturch33f66 Před 3 lety +11

      @@freeze1625 lol

    • @dudedude315
      @dudedude315 Před 3 lety +24

      @@masturch33f66 It's not because of that, it's probably because he has shapeshifting properties.

    • @tomoakley760
      @tomoakley760 Před 3 lety +49

      @@masturch33f66 I never actually connected the dots until now...
      Gordon Freeman --> G. Freeman --> G.Man

  • @young_cheeseburger
    @young_cheeseburger Před 4 lety +573

    the unforseen consequences wasnt Eli dying, it was Alyx disappearing and taking Gordon's role because of Eli's death. The message was for all three of them.
    If Gordon was the right man at the wrong place, Alyx is the wrong woman in the right place.

    • @birdboy1092
      @birdboy1092 Před 3 lety +17

      Dear god, you're right!

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 Před 3 lety +31

      She was definitely the wrong person, His Employers didn’t even care whether or not Alyx survived.

    • @young_cheeseburger
      @young_cheeseburger Před 3 lety +3

      @@thebiolibrary5572 EXACTLY

    • @Jacob-yg7lz
      @Jacob-yg7lz Před 3 lety +18

      Theory: Alyx freeing the Vortigaunts was what caused the G-Man chose hwr. The Vortigaunts made it impossible for the G-Man to get Gordon, so, he decided to instead let himself intentionally get captured in order to reach alyx. It's notable that Alyx and Eli only find out that the Vault holds a person after the Vortigaunts have been freed.

  • @BruhImmaBrokeAight
    @BruhImmaBrokeAight Před 10 měsíci +36

    i dont know why but its funny and hurts me to see the new generation see g-man and other half life characters as toilets

    • @GGMU151
      @GGMU151 Před 10 měsíci +3

      Yeah

    • @TheRealBlackSilenceFr
      @TheRealBlackSilenceFr Před 10 měsíci +1

      Personally i find the skibidi toilet thing cool

    • @Daryavahush
      @Daryavahush Před 9 měsíci +10

      ​@@TheRealBlackSilenceFr i can agree with you to some extent, i actually like how skibidi toilet popularized gmod/sfm animations to the younger generation and the content isn't actually 100% recycled youtube kids garbage.
      but DAMN i hate how the use of half-life models make younger kids relate them more to skibidi toilet instead of the originals.

    • @TheRealBlackSilenceFr
      @TheRealBlackSilenceFr Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@Daryavahush such truth king

  • @osadniczek140
    @osadniczek140 Před 10 měsíci +19

    guys you dont understand skibidi toilet is clearly a series released by valve to tease the soon release of half life 4 in 2183

    • @matheus69420
      @matheus69420 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Now that's what i call a conspiracy theory

    • @Furnacekraft4
      @Furnacekraft4 Před 10 měsíci +1

      I can only see 218??

    • @Wheatley38
      @Wheatley38 Před 9 měsíci

      I called this comment a joke

  • @Neo2266.
    @Neo2266. Před 4 lety +2110

    _"So... who are you?"_
    -Perhaps *what* I am is not as important...

    • @Omega-jg4oq
      @Omega-jg4oq Před 4 lety +173

      Of course, he is not going to answer it that easily, the most mysterious character in gaming history

    • @eglacre14
      @eglacre14 Před 4 lety +249

      Funny how he responded with the word
      "What" instead of "who"
      This makes him even more mysterious

    • @mahdi3521
      @mahdi3521 Před 3 lety +18

      @@eglacre14 yea like he's kind of alien or Smth

    • @jiraffe9600
      @jiraffe9600 Před 3 lety +4

      Gary Roach Sanderson
      Well, actually there were cut lines. And he did answer with a who I am.

    • @dogpeek
      @dogpeek Před 3 lety +1

      @kat uwu actually he is a Nihiland here is a whole theory about it. czcams.com/video/BgYzOLQ8sU8/video.html

  • @murkynuvulosa
    @murkynuvulosa Před 4 lety +2499

    I simply can't find words to describe how interesting G-Man's character is.
    He's a videogame antagonist like no other, if you can even call him an antagonist.
    The way he talks is like he's unfamiliar with everything is sort of creepy in a strange way. "You've.. done a.. great deal, in a small time... span.."
    If they replaced his voice actor, his strange, creepy personality just wouldn't convey the same way.

  • @Giraffinator
    @Giraffinator Před rokem +4

    Pauses where there shouldn't be; Speaking when there should be pauses; changes in speed; detailed sounds of swallowing spit and sharp inhalations; very meticulous enunciation. A very well crafted voice over.

  • @twentytwoedits2442
    @twentytwoedits2442 Před rokem +11

    7:16 this is the most epic rescue action ive ever seen. its so simple but yet so powerful.

  • @brucehc4975
    @brucehc4975 Před 4 lety +1894

    "Gordon Freeman in the flesh or rather the tracksuit, I took the liberty of relieving you of your protein power and weights, most of them were gym property, as for the headband I think you've earned it" - G(ym)-Man

    • @underdude9818
      @underdude9818 Před 4 lety +53

      Need a parody of every single one of his monologues now :)

    • @kryswilkins8615
      @kryswilkins8615 Před 4 lety +179

      Rise and flex, Mr. Freeman, rise and flex. Not that I wish to imply that you’ve been slacking on the pumps, no one is more deserving of a break.

    • @nuralimedeuatnu
      @nuralimedeuatnu Před 4 lety +68

      @@kryswilkins8615 All the effort in the world would go to waste until...

    • @TheCrimsonCr0ss
      @TheCrimsonCr0ss Před 4 lety +99

      @@nuralimedeuatnu well . . let's just say the time for gains has come again ..

    • @pikapika069
      @pikapika069 Před 4 lety +6

      @@kryswilkins8615 Plz stop, I fucking can't right now... 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jonahnolastnameneeded3130
    @jonahnolastnameneeded3130 Před 4 lety +2341

    G-man: pretty much literally a god
    Vordegaunts: Long-tong haha gottem

    • @Anonymous-mn3td
      @Anonymous-mn3td Před 3 lety +11

      Seems a bit more like the devil to me...czcams.com/video/Vu4kDfztSCI/video.html

    • @XJ0461C
      @XJ0461C Před 3 lety +24

      A god? Gods die. We’ve seen him revoke the permission of Death.

    • @SkilledNub
      @SkilledNub Před 3 lety +5

      Just like the foundation captured a ton of powerful SCP's

    • @Iaon1
      @Iaon1 Před 3 lety +8

      @@XJ0461C Than he is a legend. Legends never die.

    • @Woodland_Adventures
      @Woodland_Adventures Před 3 lety

      @@Iaon1 legends may not die, but they can be forgotten.

  • @PassportBrosBusinessClass
    @PassportBrosBusinessClass Před 2 měsíci +4

    Bringing Eli back was a brilliant move. And didn’t even feel cheesy.

  • @ZAAAALLLLVEEEEEEE
    @ZAAAALLLLVEEEEEEE Před 10 měsíci +19

    Gman >>>>> gman toilet “ORIGINAL GMAN WINS”

    • @8.13_GB
      @8.13_GB Před 10 měsíci +5

      Based 🗿

    • @ZAAAALLLLVEEEEEEE
      @ZAAAALLLLVEEEEEEE Před 10 měsíci +5

      @@8.13_GB frl original gman can just put the toilet wannabe in statis

    • @pancakebunbun
      @pancakebunbun Před 9 měsíci +3

      ​@@8.13_GBbased 🗿🍷

    • @TURKS751
      @TURKS751 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@ZAAAALLLLVEEEEEEEbased🗿🥂🍷

  • @gibbings5534
    @gibbings5534 Před 2 lety +8500

    The fact that the gman is this godlike entity is scary enough, but knowing there is someone he considers an "employer" is something else entirely

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 Před 2 lety +956

      Or rather, a Group. *Employers* , not Employer.

    • @ScootyPuffJrSux
      @ScootyPuffJrSux Před 2 lety +593

      My headcanon is that it's like The Board and The Director from Control, G-Man is the "physical" being that does the employer's bidding

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater Před rokem +213

      Like the Q in Star Trek being a part of the Q Continuum, he is pretty much a God and even him has to answer to the Continuum.

    • @michaelk9279
      @michaelk9279 Před rokem +205

      And what's worse: how powerful did the combine have to be to contain him?

    • @AndersonMallonyMALLONY-EricCF
      @AndersonMallonyMALLONY-EricCF Před rokem +226

      @@michaelk9279 Maybe G-Man let himself get caught to bait Alyx.

  • @homeschoolhd596
    @homeschoolhd596 Před 3 lety +2610

    G-Man: **attempts to put Gordon in stasis again**
    Vortigaunts: lol

    • @fivestarguy100
      @fivestarguy100 Před 3 lety +85

      I think it was more G-Man taking Gordon out of stasis rather than putting him in. But still the same fundamental Vortigaunt rejection response. lol

    • @kobz2862
      @kobz2862 Před 3 lety +92

      I like how G-Man is pissed off that someone dares to wake Gordon, when it's obviously collides his plan. He probably realized he's not the only mastermind in here

    • @Dan_Kanerva
      @Dan_Kanerva Před 2 lety +25

      @@kobz2862 he is T H E mastermind... but the Vortigunts can neutralize some of his many powers

    • @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632
      @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 Před 2 lety +16

      @Inf1n1t3 Kevin a GAME theory.

    • @gustavosantos106
      @gustavosantos106 Před 2 lety +16

      "We'll see... about that"

  • @JayV2001
    @JayV2001 Před 4 měsíci +13

    Gman now:💀

  • @user-yb3jq7py2v
    @user-yb3jq7py2v Před 9 měsíci +28

    What we see: Half life
    What kids now see: Skibidi toilet

    • @TURKS751
      @TURKS751 Před 7 měsíci

      I wish there's wasn't skibidi toilet on 2023

    • @DxD190
      @DxD190 Před 6 měsíci

      ​​@@TURKS751I wish this world ended and became empty from humans

  • @Omegaset
    @Omegaset Před 4 lety +3185

    I love how "off" G-Man is.. the way he talks, the grossness of how he sometimes breathes in through his mouth, his unneeded and seemingly random pauses in his speeches. Combine that with his odd, narrow face and constantly upright posture makes him a truly interesting and scary character.

    • @BadKarma444
      @BadKarma444 Před 4 lety +365

      Its even scarier when you realize that maybe the reason he takes these long pauses and deep breathes as if he had forgotten that he had lungs is because this physical form of G-Man is not what he is accustomed to.

    • @Omegaset
      @Omegaset Před 4 lety +180

      @@BadKarma444 agreed... Its pretty obvious that he is something nonhuman trying to seem human

    • @taluca8474
      @taluca8474 Před 4 lety +179

      the final boss in the first Half-Life game said to Freeman "You are man...he's not man." it could imply that Nihilanth is talking about G-Man, G-Man acts so weirdly and creepy and whenever we're in his cutscenes we would be taken to different places and in Half-Life: Alyx, he literally made clones of himself. It is really obvious that G-Man is really not human, he's some sort of Eldritch alien more powerful than the Combine and Nihilanth and even the Advisors. What makes it terrifying is that G-Man clearly stated that he has Employers, there are more of his kind, watching Freeman and Alyx saving Earth from the Combine. A fellow commenter in this video said "I love how half-life: Alyx is just Valve’s very own way of saying “half-life 3 confirmed” which is true, Half-Life 3 just so happened to be confirmed and is probably finally in development

    • @asperRader
      @asperRader Před 4 lety +46

      How terrifying... He's a mouthbreather...!

    • @themarian-gaming6988
      @themarian-gaming6988 Před 4 lety +6

      GMan? Or Gordon Man or Gordon Freeman GMan oldet version of gordon

  • @EliteKnight97
    @EliteKnight97 Před rokem +7

    I love how his voice sounds like it was pre recorded using a crappy quality mic. Really adds to the uncannyness

  • @vermojonson8835
    @vermojonson8835 Před rokem +5

    i like how the auditor in the alyx ending fucking *notices* that something is up before getting frozen and incinerated. the auditors have such surprisingly expressive body language

  • @TonyAKA30
    @TonyAKA30 Před 4 lety +4039

    G-Man: What would you want nudged?
    Me: The Coronavirus off Earth...I want the Coronavirus off Earth.
    G-Man: That would be a considerably large nudge...

    • @Desire_K
      @Desire_K Před 4 lety +311

      Ah, That would be a considerablely large nudge.. too large. Given the interest of my employers.

    • @Numbskill
      @Numbskill Před 4 lety +156

      Well... you asked.

    • @linkmaster8
      @linkmaster8 Před 4 lety +149

      @@Numbskill What if I could offer you something you don't know you want.

    • @nathanwise9271
      @nathanwise9271 Před 4 lety +452

      *Hands over a briefcase full of toilet rolls*

    • @mrabdelsalamenglishteacher4066
      @mrabdelsalamenglishteacher4066 Před 4 lety +43

      Nice try noob

  • @bibblydibblymcdiddlydoo6717
    @bibblydibblymcdiddlydoo6717 Před 4 lety +3582

    Who else is still waiting for *G-man* to bring *Shepard* out of stasis

    • @xptaco2298
      @xptaco2298 Před 4 lety +335

      Hunt down the freeman tells you that.
      This is a joke

    • @jokinghazard2312
      @jokinghazard2312 Před 4 lety +15

      OOF

    • @TarzanDillweed
      @TarzanDillweed Před 4 lety +90

      Eth3431 look behind him in the darkness. First he’s holding the crowbar. The. You see Gordon Freeman’s figure in the darkness.

    • @piguy222
      @piguy222 Před 4 lety +190

      Shepard was detained. He's not meant to leave stasis. Ever. He's a loose end that needed to tied.

    • @bibblydibblymcdiddlydoo6717
      @bibblydibblymcdiddlydoo6717 Před 4 lety +80

      @@piguy222 Shepard breaking out of ""G-man prison" could work too

  • @karlsvensson8649
    @karlsvensson8649 Před rokem +6

    I like how advisor in mere miliseconds realizes that Gmas is near him just before Gman freezes time.

  • @Frosty301289
    @Frosty301289 Před rokem +4

    Experiencing Gman in VR was one of the most fascinating experiences i yet had in VR, sent shivers down my entire spine, and yet i realized that in all of Half-Lifes history gman had even more power than we realized, he just creates ebtire new timelines willy-nilly, just flat out ignoring any paradox it creates

  • @jellyfrosh9102
    @jellyfrosh9102 Před 4 lety +412

    Notice how when Alyx asks if Eli lives, he doesn't answer the question.

    • @Crowborn
      @Crowborn Před 4 lety +95

      Plus the way he stresses how the advisor's life was "stopped" like that may have consequences...

    • @alexanderschweinehunde167
      @alexanderschweinehunde167 Před 4 lety +2

      Crowborn unforeseen consequences

    • @magron8029
      @magron8029 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Crowborn I'd imagine the Combine aren't going to be too happy one of their overseers were killed.

    • @mikkelfraskui
      @mikkelfraskui Před 4 lety +6

      Possibly because "lives" implies a current state of living. G-Man doesn't seem to exist locked to a single point in time, which would make it hard to answer, especially in that weird void of his.

  • @Rizal96able
    @Rizal96able Před 3 lety +2249

    When you ask someone "Who are you?" and they answer with " _What_ I am", you gotta rethink your questions and requests from that point onwards.

    • @petarvasiljevic8764
      @petarvasiljevic8764 Před 2 lety +50

      Yeah. Pretty scary.

    • @LordWoodpecker
      @LordWoodpecker Před 2 lety +54

      In the original dialogue, Alyx asks actually "what are you" and they simply kept the original answer instead of asking Shapiro to voiceover again
      Or maybe that was intentional

    • @petarvasiljevic8764
      @petarvasiljevic8764 Před 2 lety +53

      @@LordWoodpecker I think it was intentional.

    • @randomdue9119
      @randomdue9119 Před 2 lety

      I am the 666th likes
      Yeeeet

    • @bbsonjohn
      @bbsonjohn Před 2 lety +4

      @@LordWoodpecker That's the most beautiful coincidence then if its true

  • @sinjinreed2091
    @sinjinreed2091 Před rokem +5

    "What would you want nudged?"
    "Half-Life 3 being released."
    "Ah, that would be a considerably large nudged. Too large."

  • @iamzeubermensch917
    @iamzeubermensch917 Před rokem +8

    My favorite speech is the Heart to Heart in Ep2 because it has such an impact: Prepare for unforeseen consequences.

  • @du_nut_tuch_me4230
    @du_nut_tuch_me4230 Před 2 lety +4257

    Gordon doesn't need to hear all of this, he's a highly trained professional.

    • @EventheStephenisEven
      @EventheStephenisEven Před 2 lety +152

      You're right, gordon, we have complete confidence in you!

    • @semaster_tcd
      @semaster_tcd Před rokem +83

      We've assured the administrator that nothing can go wrong...

    • @woodlandcollective
      @woodlandcollective Před rokem +67

      Alright Gordon, why don't you climb up and start the rotors?

    • @mreye2mr46
      @mreye2mr46 Před rokem +38

      Very good will take it from here

    • @trololl27029
      @trololl27029 Před rokem +33

      Stage 1 emitters activating in.. 1

  • @csengegall2595
    @csengegall2595 Před 4 lety +2381

    And to think of Gordon's voice actor evolving throughout the years. Amazing.

    • @TheSorrel
      @TheSorrel Před 3 lety +239

      Its actually a miracle they got him back for Alyx, he must be worth a fortune now.

    • @csengegall2595
      @csengegall2595 Před 3 lety +148

      @@TheSorrel I know, right? His final words at the end of Alyx were so deep and well-said. So much character.

    • @TheSorrel
      @TheSorrel Před 3 lety +109

      @@csengegall2595 I've heard he locked himself up in a hotel room for months to prepare for that role.

    • @Postsager
      @Postsager Před 3 lety +73

      I swear I thought you were insinuating that G-man was Gordon for a second that fucked me up immensely

    • @Viviana088
      @Viviana088 Před 3 lety +22

      Such a legendary performance and voice actor. I'm sure voice actors of the future will take from this to improve their own performances!

  • @SomebodywithaYouTubeaccount
    @SomebodywithaYouTubeaccount Před měsícem +3

    G-man describing his "employers" reminds me of James Wesley from Daredevil Season 1. That character reference (as in looking to a similar character for understanding), plus his admittance that those who "adapt and survive against all odds...remind [him] of [himself]" give a little bit of insight into his origins. However, I have yet to finish HL2 and I'd rather not be spoiled anymore than I already have. Be back with more thoughts!

  • @cet9763
    @cet9763 Před 10 měsíci +11

    omg, Is the Gman from the "G-man Squad"Series!!!!

  • @therekter7871
    @therekter7871 Před 4 lety +2193

    He seems to never have used some of the normal hum vocab : smell, past tenses, and biological relashionships, like father, or daughter. He stutters when he need to talks about time, or past. He almost laughs when he says "father". He seems to not fully understand the concept of "smelling the ashes" as it was something that his race could not do. Even "friend" is strange for him. He uses strange words, like... "Squander", and you know, its not very common in the english vocab. He probably fully understands english, but some concepts are so abstract or inferior to him or his race that he has problems expressing them.

    • @user-fh1do9xb4n
      @user-fh1do9xb4n Před 4 lety +299

      I think he paused on 'friends' to express irony, just as you'd use quote marks. His next line is pretty telling. In HL1 the only interaction with these fellas was indeed the crowbar (and a plethora of firearms of course). Now suddenly they play buddies with Gordon. It's indeed ironic. I think Gman is perfectly aware what word mean but he's rather sarcastic and dwell on their real meaning

    • @user-ey1gk6pf6q
      @user-ey1gk6pf6q Před 3 lety +37

      You're trying too hard

    • @loomhigh
      @loomhigh Před 3 lety +47

      Squander ain't that uncommon. That or I'm more snide than I thought.

    • @Summersong2262
      @Summersong2262 Před 3 lety +40

      I think he's an Advisor. Not the Combine ones. They reportedly never really understood time, or language either. They didn't really lead particularly physically aligned lives. And they had a strange and unknown connection with the Vortigaunts.

    • @InternetUsername
      @InternetUsername Před 3 lety +2

      *relationships

  • @Ali--554
    @Ali--554 Před 4 lety +1965

    Gabe: all we need is more tim-
    Gman: time?... Dr Newell is it that time again? You had 26 years and yet you barely made progress

    • @Pangloss6413
      @Pangloss6413 Před 4 lety +33

      i mean they did have all the other valve games being made at that time

    • @Crimeiskoolforkidz
      @Crimeiskoolforkidz Před 3 lety +28

      @@Pangloss6413 yeah like Left 4 dead thre- oh wait..

    • @Pangloss6413
      @Pangloss6413 Před 3 lety +22

      @@Crimeiskoolforkidz portal 2, tf2 updates, left 4 dead 2, counter strike and dota shit and that's just the stuff after the orange box. dude, there are other valve games, half life 3 is basically confirmed at this point, just be patient and by 2025 at the latest it'll be out

    • @Crimeiskoolforkidz
      @Crimeiskoolforkidz Před 3 lety +14

      @@Pangloss6413 it's just a joke about how they refuse to release L4D3

    • @gray01216
      @gray01216 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Crimeiskoolforkidz At least we got Back 4 Blood

  • @JellyBlaze0
    @JellyBlaze0 Před 4 měsíci +10

    half life 2010s: wow citadel wowowow gman omgomg!!
    half life 2020s: brr skibi dop dop yes yes yes

    • @animationfishtail1681
      @animationfishtail1681 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Bro skibidi toilet dint exist in 2020💀

    • @JellyBlaze0
      @JellyBlaze0 Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@animationfishtail1681 im talking about the years of 2020, primarily 2023-2024. who knows how long this series will go on?

    • @NotreallyanamesThePumpkin
      @NotreallyanamesThePumpkin Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@JellyBlaze0st isnt even associated with half life they only use assets and also that doesn't mean gman became a skibidi toilet canonically and also st is under investigation by Russian authorities

    • @LSJasonVKTV
      @LSJasonVKTV Před 3 měsíci

      @@NotreallyanamesThePumpkinhe never said that it was cannon he just said kids these days just think of skibidi toilet when they see or hear G-man

    • @troywright359
      @troywright359 Před 7 dny

      Old man forever: "These kids don't know they're born! Back in my day....."

  • @polinadvoynikova7346
    @polinadvoynikova7346 Před 9 měsíci +3

    I remember my father playing Half Life 2 when I was 6 years old. And I remember so well this opening screensaver with G-men when Gordon is on the train. I didn’t understand then what it was, what he was talking about, and then he (father) began to play the game. I was a little 6 year old girl, but I was AMAZING this game, I really liked it!!! I don't remember much, but my little brain remembers the game as incredibly interesting. Such a wild nastolgia from childhood. When I grew up, I went through the game on my own. And I wasn't disappointed.

  • @XJ0461C
    @XJ0461C Před 3 lety +3342

    The best thing about him is that he may be the most powerful entity we have ever seen, he could probably put down any Boss in any universe without even acknowledging them, and yet even he works for someone else.

    • @Pikminiman
      @Pikminiman Před 3 lety +449

      That is an incredibly concise way to explain why the writing in all Half-Life games is essentially Lovecraftian.

    • @XJ0461C
      @XJ0461C Před 3 lety +155

      Pikminiman It’s why I love them. Games like BIO HAZARD/Resident Evil and Uncharted simply can’t compete, or rather won’t at least; they could if they tried, but that would require actual effort and caring about the content on the part of the development team.

    • @dhh8088
      @dhh8088 Před 3 lety +19

      SEPHIROTH

    • @XJ0461C
      @XJ0461C Před 3 lety +69

      @@dhh8088 Fuck outta here with that loser.

    • @BasedRoots
      @BasedRoots Před 3 lety +12

      @@XJ0461C JENOVA

  • @XJonAye
    @XJonAye Před 4 lety +756

    It just dawned on me that Eli bargained with the g man to save his daughter, and he called in the favor.

    • @UsorThem07
      @UsorThem07 Před 4 lety +14

      Wait when?! I really need to play all the games again there's so many things I don't remember

    • @WilliamEccleston
      @WilliamEccleston Před 4 lety +133

      @@UsorThem07 Episode 2. He says it in a scene when Alyx tells him to prepare for unforeseen consequences. It's not new. He says it's a mutual friend.

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen Před 4 lety +1

      So they botched worked with G-man in a deal? That’s crazy.

  • @pawprint1
    @pawprint1 Před 10 měsíci +34

    To those saying "Skibidi Toilet guy" he's not from Skibidi Toilet he's from Half Life and no he doesn't sing he's just a hyperspace god like entity who casually caused the end of the world and forced Gordon to be the hero all while dressed up like the type of guy to sell you car insurance.
    Also to those people giving those people threats you're not better than the cringy 7 year olds in the comments please seriously grow up.

  • @Portal2isthegoat0273
    @Portal2isthegoat0273 Před rokem +4

    8:02 I like when gman breaths in and just looks around the voidish dimension he has.

  • @dr.mortalkombat7362
    @dr.mortalkombat7362 Před 3 lety +5579

    I love how insecure and stressed G-Man sounds when he mentions his employeers. He by himself is very powerful, so imagine how powerful his employeers are if even he is stressed by the very mention of them

    • @foxy4851inactive
      @foxy4851inactive Před 3 lety +130

      They can snap the earth

    • @OctavKitty
      @OctavKitty Před 3 lety +909

      Maybe it's condescendance instead. Maybe he says "employers" knowing that _he_ is their boss in reality. Or maybe he can't really express _his_ vision of what his employers represent to him. Maybe they don't fit our concept of employers, but since there is no word in the English human language to fit what they are to him, he stutters when using the word closest to the concept.

    • @addresssimilar3738
      @addresssimilar3738 Před 3 lety +169

      Hes like one of the elder gods, its straight up lovecraft

    • @pedrojuan8050
      @pedrojuan8050 Před 3 lety +149

      His employers could be somebody that depends on him, giving him tasks for the means of their collective goal and survival. I guess perhaps they're not necessarily stronger or anything.

    • @cl570
      @cl570 Před 3 lety +227

      I think, personally, that Gman's employer's interests are beyond our understanding. Perhaps they're training "extraordinary" individuals for some otherworldly task, so by proving that a few guys and a girl can defeat an inter-dimensional galaxy-devouring space empire, they may be suitable for whatever the next mission is. It's pretty obvious that Gman wants them to defeat the combine, at least to me. This is why he said "that would be a considerably large nudge, too large" when alyx asked for the combine to "leave earth", he doesn't NOT want them gone, but he wants her to prove that she is more than capable of doing so on her own.

  • @MazaAzi
    @MazaAzi Před 4 lety +379

    over 20 years of employment and not one paycheck
    Poor freeman

  • @mediocrecontent9876
    @mediocrecontent9876 Před 10 měsíci +11

    all the people that think gman is from skibidi toilet are like 5 year olds. Gman is from 1998.

    • @troywright359
      @troywright359 Před 6 měsíci +1

      I don't see any skibidi comments here, only people complaining about them.

    • @mediocrecontent9876
      @mediocrecontent9876 Před 6 měsíci

      @@troywright359 I see some.

    • @troywright359
      @troywright359 Před 6 měsíci

      @@mediocrecontent9876 it's a good series. have you watched it?

  • @loafbunmerp8050
    @loafbunmerp8050 Před měsícem +2

    I really love the idea that gmans employers are valve because it makes a lot of sense. It's like his whole job in the series is to set up the events of the games and put characters in stasis so we can play as them in the next game. I also think it adds a lot to his line where he says removing the combine is too big of a nudge considering his employers.

  • @kgb5979
    @kgb5979 Před 4 lety +1916

    G-Man: what would you nudged?
    Me: Free Kitty0706 from leukemia in 2015 so he could see this.
    G-Man: Oh shit dude i go right away to complete this task i'll be back in a second.