Getting my subscription ready now! I'm so glad to see you've come back, you make the most relatable quotable chaotically positive content out there. :)
That's unhealthy. She doesn't know you like that. You are not an old friend. You need therapy. People like you are the reason why a lot of people get off social media. Parisocial relationships never work and become toxic. You are displaying the toxic part of parasocial relationships. You are over emotionally invested into a stranger's life.
@@cats.cant.contour8812eh, that depends really. I don't know Jakhara, never met her, not going to, don't know anything about her life and I don't particularly care to. I am, however glad the funny video is back. There's a special place in my heart for *the funny video*
I truly cannot put into words how heartbroken I was when you took your vids down. Iconic. And helped me begin shading with eyeshadow which I’m pretty decent at now! Glad you’re still doing great!
The women on my college fencing team used to watch this together all the time, it was really fun and important to us and we were devastated but understanding when it was deleted. So incredibly happy to see it back up 💜
@@satleenkaur4470she left CZcams due to ethical objections to their policies, according to a video from back then. I think this one is up again because people keep stealing the lines on other platforms and not crediting her.
@@juliacastro8505The important aspect is being credited for content that was created using her scripting. Intellectual property is a very tedious facet of law, and having the video live on YT is one way she can help to cover her ass. Ya know, before the men contact the Church or something.
@@marciamcdevitt964What sucks the most is that it took quite a bit of fucking digging to find this, the (re-uploaded) original video, even after literally searching for "Sailor J Contouring 101". So many other channels popped up first instead. The internet did this girl dirty.
Oh my goodness. Thank you, this just made my day. Thank you for bringing this back into our lives. I often watched this on bad depression/anxiety days. It always makes me smile.
I'm so happy to see this back on your own channel! it's one of my favorite videos ever. If I included all of my favorite quotes it would just be a transcript. "She doesn't NEED oxygen!" "Ready to take some fucking souls and ruin some GODDAMN LIVES!!" "Dangerous! Bamboozling! Deceiver!"
MY FAVORITE HAS RETURNED I'm happy to see your classics again Doesn't matter that I've seen so many beautiful times before. I will watch it start to finish every time. EVERY TIME
"If the men find out we can shape shift, they're going to tell the church!" Thank you so so SO much for reuploading this ❤❤❤ literally one of the funniest videos I've ever seen
My twelve year old daughter and I were literally screaming quotes from this video between the bathroom door after I picked her up from school. It's always been a staple for us. Fate or just the universe providing exactly what we need?
i remember watching this video for the first time a couple years ago and died from pure laughter. this is what comedy is, i swear! lmfaoooo edit: LMFAOOOO THE FUCKING SCREECH MY FAVORITE PART
This is one of my favorite older videos of yours alongside the Hogwarts houses & zodiac sign videos. My first TikTok was actually set to a clip of audio from this very video!
There is more brilliance in this 4-minute skit than in the last 10 years of SNL. "As long as you look like a newborn baby, men are willing to mate with you." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
So glad I can show this to my college Stage Makeup class again. I have such a similar reaction to the whole concept of "Corrective" Makeup I never say or write the term without air quotes, or print quotes. Contour is a fun/useful skill to have, but I just hate to let anyone think they need to "fix" their face. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR FACES PEOPLE! Thanks for sharing this again. You are a brilliant, funny, beautiful and wise!
I don't wear make up and don't care one damn bout contouring I come her for the sheer artistry that is the commentary 🤣 😂 seriously I searched for the original lmaoooooo
I just discovered this video. Oh my word! I been have laughing for four hours. I keep re-winding it and laughing all over again. You, my Dear, are hilarious. 🧐
I wanted to listen to this today and had to settle for a reupload somewhere else. I’m so happy it’s back on your channel and can accumulate the views and ad sense you deserve for your work!
I'd love to learn bedazzled eyes and using eyeliner for designs from her. Just to hear her commentary on bling makeup looks & extra flashy eyes. 😆 🤣 😂 this is beautiful everytime. I missed this video.
I make things here now: www.patreon.com/posts/how-to-survive-61556651?.🥰🥰
Getting my subscription ready now!
I'm so glad to see you've come back, you make the most relatable quotable chaotically positive content out there. :)
THE QUEEN HAS RETURNED!
Open your wallets!!
Girl what about us low income folks?
@@makeitmakesense2616 sell your food stamps and pony up!
And when the world needed it most, Contouring 101 returned
Thanks be to God
ITS BACK!!!!! THANK YOU
Triumphant return!
It popped up, and I thought I was having a fever dream.
EXACTLY MY THOUGHTS
I can’t believe all these iconic phrases are just jam packed into a 4 minute video. J is just amazing
I had to search hard for this video two years later, and it only has 246k views. Wild. I've seen it all over the place.
Why did this make me cry? Didn't realize the emotional attachment I had to these videos. Like seeing an old friend I'm realizing I desperately missed
This is very sweet but I think you should also maybe consider going to therapy
make it make sense Same.
That's unhealthy. She doesn't know you like that. You are not an old friend. You need therapy. People like you are the reason why a lot of people get off social media. Parisocial relationships never work and become toxic. You are displaying the toxic part of parasocial relationships. You are over emotionally invested into a stranger's life.
@@cats.cant.contour8812 its just an hyperbolic comment
@@cats.cant.contour8812eh, that depends really. I don't know Jakhara, never met her, not going to, don't know anything about her life and I don't particularly care to. I am, however glad the funny video is back. There's a special place in my heart for *the funny video*
It’s been years but I still quote this to myself when doing my contour.
Complete with pterodactyl screech.
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who does this
The amount of times I hear “Men looove pterodactyls” in my head is unbelievable lol
That is the only way
I would laugh at you everytime gladly
Men loove pterodactyls
I’m not ashamed to say that I’ve been quoting this for years ❤️❤️
same XD
Oh my god same! It's the best
I’m definitely telling the church
Saaame
Same
“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re GOING TO TELL THE CHURCH-“
I have been quoting this line for YEARS: if I could get it on a shirt, I would!
Some of the best four minutes and 18 seconds of comedy! “If the men find out we can shapeshifter, they are going to tell the Church!” 😂
Yes bro 💀💀💀💀
Birth of a highly used social media audio clip 😂
It’s an amazing line 😂😂😂
I truly cannot put into words how heartbroken I was when you took your vids down. Iconic. And helped me begin shading with eyeshadow which I’m pretty decent at now! Glad you’re still doing great!
I was just about to skip to the hogwarts house videos and saw they were gone 😭she has such great content!! 😁
She’s on Instagram and Patreon now too. And has done some professional tv acting work too!
OH MY GOD SHE'S BACK. I never thought I'd be happy again 😭😭😭😭
Right? I can’t get over this right now!!
The women on my college fencing team used to watch this together all the time, it was really fun and important to us and we were devastated but understanding when it was deleted. So incredibly happy to see it back up 💜
why was it deleted?
@@satleenkaur4470she left CZcams due to ethical objections to their policies, according to a video from back then. I think this one is up again because people keep stealing the lines on other platforms and not crediting her.
@@marciamcdevitt964 couldnt she just quit youtube and leave the videos?
@@juliacastro8505The important aspect is being credited for content that was created using her scripting. Intellectual property is a very tedious facet of law, and having the video live on YT is one way she can help to cover her ass.
Ya know, before the men contact the Church or something.
@@marciamcdevitt964What sucks the most is that it took quite a bit of fucking digging to find this, the (re-uploaded) original video, even after literally searching for "Sailor J Contouring 101". So many other channels popped up first instead. The internet did this girl dirty.
Okay but can we take a moment to acknowledge that she is a bottomless pit of perfect sound bites
THE QUEEN RETURNS FROM THE GREAT BEYOND TO BRING US THE MOST ICONIC CONTENT AGAIN 👏👏👏👏👏👏
The way this video’s script lives deep in my brain.
Same
THANK YOU FOR BLESSING US AGAIN WITH THIS 🥰
Oh my goodness. Thank you, this just made my day. Thank you for bringing this back into our lives. I often watched this on bad depression/anxiety days. It always makes me smile.
How do you not have more views than the people who are using your audio for their shorts? So underrated.
For several years now, I have been incapable of doing my makeup without at least one "and we're blending..." I'm so happy to see this back!!!
So glad to see this reuploaded! Never stops being funny.
I’ll never get over the line “if the men find out we can shape shift, they’re going to tell the church” 😂😂🤣
Just discovered where this audio came from and I'm loving it
Seeing this come back is making me weep with joy.
I'm so happy to see this back on your own channel! it's one of my favorite videos ever. If I included all of my favorite quotes it would just be a transcript.
"She doesn't NEED oxygen!"
"Ready to take some fucking souls and ruin some GODDAMN LIVES!!"
"Dangerous! Bamboozling! Deceiver!"
These are the videos that gave me comfort on my dark days. This one and the book review for the lion, the witch and the wardrobe
3:28 - 3:33 is always my favorite part. would make it a ringtone if I could
I have to be careful not to yell this line out when I hear it.
Me too
MY FAVORITE HAS RETURNED
I'm happy to see your classics again
Doesn't matter that I've seen so many beautiful times before. I will watch it start to finish every time.
EVERY
TIME
Every time.
are the other old vids on her patreon?
"If the men find out we can shape shift, they're going to tell the church!"
Thank you so so SO much for reuploading this ❤❤❤ literally one of the funniest videos I've ever seen
“Rich ppl don’t need to breath”
“Who needs air when I have another man’s money☺️🤭😊🫶”
💀💀💀
My twelve year old daughter and I were literally screaming quotes from this video between the bathroom door after I picked her up from school. It's always been a staple for us. Fate or just the universe providing exactly what we need?
You have no idea the amount of good you have done just by giving this to us ❤
It’s back!!!!!!! Thank you for reuploading!! Your video helped me and a friend cheer up after a really sad time. It’s really nice to see it again 💗
SO HAPPY THIS IS BACK! It has lived rent free in my head since the day I first encountered it. So happy you're creating again ❤
"Drenched with the power of Satan." I missed you so much, we needed this.
My eyes are blessed this day. Thank you for letting us have this back.
I've been saying "mysterious circumstances" and "fountain of wisdom" for years now because of you lol
I don’t think it’s hyperbole to state the obvious, that this is the most influential piece of media ever produced.
I've been regularly mentioning this to my girlfriend over the past year and I am SO GLAD its finally back and I can show her
Finally, the Queen blesses us with her legendary wisdom again!
words cannot describe how much i missed this video and you my love
This has been happily living rent free in my brain for 2yrs now. I hope that Witt is untethered in the world
Still one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Should 100% do stand up comedy.
i remember watching this video for the first time a couple years ago and died from pure laughter. this is what comedy is, i swear! lmfaoooo
edit: LMFAOOOO THE FUCKING SCREECH MY FAVORITE PART
This is one of my favorite older videos of yours alongside the Hogwarts houses & zodiac sign videos. My first TikTok was actually set to a clip of audio from this very video!
I loved the one when she’s in her car talking about college, some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen I hope it gets re uploaded!
“If the men find out we can shapeshifter, they’re going to tell the church” has been part of my vocab for lo, these past five years.
There is more brilliance in this 4-minute skit than in the last 10 years of SNL. "As long as you look like a newborn baby, men are willing to mate with you." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The church line gets me every time 🤣
So glad I can show this to my college Stage Makeup class again. I have such a similar reaction to the whole concept of "Corrective" Makeup I never say or write the term without air quotes, or print quotes. Contour is a fun/useful skill to have, but I just hate to let anyone think they need to "fix" their face. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR FACES PEOPLE! Thanks for sharing this again. You are a brilliant, funny, beautiful and wise!
In these dark times, the world cried out for a hero and so Sailor J answers the call.
I scoured the internet to find out who's voice was being used in all these other contouring videos. This video did not disappoint 🤣
Omg thank you for putting this back up! I love this video 😍😘💕💕💕💕
still one of the funniest things on the internet. the editing is perfection.
I don't wear make up and don't care one damn bout contouring I come her for the sheer artistry that is the commentary 🤣 😂 seriously I searched for the original lmaoooooo
She's so beautiful, she doesn't even need contouring, and her voice is beautiful, too, but oh my goodness the "language!" 😢
OMG! It's back! I hope everyone who ever tried to steal your genius stubs their toe and gets shut off by their ISP! LOVE YOU!!!
So happy to see this again. Return of the queen
I didn't realize this had been taken down. I just started watching it again. It lives in my heart and I heard a clip on tik tok that reignited my need
"If men found women can shapeshift, they will tell the Church." OH SHIT.
This video is a cornerstone of mine and my family's humor
I can’t even explain how excited I am to have this back
I just discovered this video. Oh my word! I been have laughing for four hours. I keep re-winding it and laughing all over again. You, my Dear, are hilarious. 🧐
One of my most treasured videos of all time
I wanted to listen to this today and had to settle for a reupload somewhere else. I’m so happy it’s back on your channel and can accumulate the views and ad sense you deserve for your work!
The iconic video is BACK! Thank you queen 🤍
"if the men find out we can shapeshift they are going to tell the church" pulled me out of a flashback LMAO you are an absolute treasure
it was about braces im afraid of the dentist also your teeth are totally perfect leave em alone save for keeping them healthy
Take my money this is comedic brilliance
I was just thinking yesterday "I wish sailorj would re-upload her vids. Then I don't have to watch re-upload pages"
I cannot begin to describe how happy it makes me to see this again
The pterodactyl screech lives in my head rent free.
God I used to watch this everytime I did makeup before going out to the goth club, it really put me in in the club mood
My heart. The memories. YES!
this was my favorite video of yours and it made my day just now to see this back up 😊❤
I mean it’s got to be the most iconic 4 minutes on CZcams, without question .
I was in my senior year of HS when I first watched this, and now I’m a senior in college :) I missed you
This is what I needed today. Thank you, Queen.
I needed her back in my life 🥺💙✨
“Lady gladiators fight like giraffes.”
Rewatching this video means rediscovering quotes to obsess over.
This is forever the script that plays on repeat in my head whilst rearranging the bones of my face ❤
I'd love to learn bedazzled eyes and using eyeliner for designs from her. Just to hear her commentary on bling makeup looks & extra flashy eyes. 😆 🤣 😂 this is beautiful everytime. I missed this video.
She's an ICON. She has always been THE MOMENT. Glad to see you back!
The pterodactyl noise takes me out 😂
Glad to see this again on your channel!
THANK YOU FOR SAVING US, SAILOR J
This is the most brilliant thing I've ever seen. I've watched this more times than I can count. Pure comedic genius. 💕
Oh my god she’s back 😭😭❤️❤️ when the world needed her most.
So THIS is where the iconic sound comes from!
It's fitting, truly.
2022 blessed, thank you queen 😌🙌
Thank you for bringing this back, Queen.
Bless you and the comings and goings of you, sailor j. They have alerted the priests, and we need you now more than evar.
My daughter and I constantly do the "and we're BLENDING" thing when we're getting ready for dance performances.
It’s baaaack! Yeeessss! I’ve missed you, loving the career growth for you though 💕
Glad to see this beautiful, iconic moment in history return
IF THE MEN FIND OUT WE CAN SHAPESHIFT, THEY'RE GOING TO TELL THE CHURCH 🔥🔥🗣🗣
Ladies and Gentlemen... after a long hiatus, the best video on CZcams has finally come back to CZcams. You may now applaud.
Omg I’m so freaking happy you’re back!!❤️😭 We missed you!!❤️😭
Hey lady!! I just saw you in a movie on Hulu! Way to go Queen!! Hope this is just the beginning of a stellar career!!
I've heard the contour sound so many times and never knew who was behind it. Used to watch NOS4A2 on repeat. ❤
I MISS THISSS! YOU'RE A LEGEND
Honestly, thank you so much for making this masterpiece available to us again.
I love this video so much! It gives me serotonin.
"Women are like warriors that fight like giraffes..."
I pictured that and lost it 🤣🤣🤣 you give off the thats so raven vibes!