Beware Tam Lin

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Komentáře • 103

  • @shadowdroid776
    @shadowdroid776 Před 3 lety +652

    I love how there is an entire celtic myth about a thirsty woman getting her game on.

    • @pakki6555
      @pakki6555 Před 3 lety +35

      Good for her 👏

    • @shrubman3422
      @shrubman3422 Před 3 lety +7

      Gurl was on a mission.

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 Před 3 lety +10

      Janet: I'M GETTIN' THAT FAIRY D AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!

    • @Alternative_Alba
      @Alternative_Alba Před rokem

      @@CJCroen1393 Legends say she broke her ass & could not walk anymore afterwards (joking)

  • @shinyagumon7015
    @shinyagumon7015 Před 3 lety +449

    Zeus: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!
    Tan Lin: Sorry man I'm not into dudes.

    • @egios9466
      @egios9466 Před 3 lety +4

      Wait what? He also slept with dudes?!

    • @shinyagumon7015
      @shinyagumon7015 Před 3 lety +22

      @@egios9466 No it was a joke how Tan Lin only screws maiden women

    • @egios9466
      @egios9466 Před 3 lety +6

      @@shinyagumon7015 oh so Zeus doesn't bang dudes thought it was just women in all different species.

    • @shinyagumon7015
      @shinyagumon7015 Před 3 lety +11

      @@egios9466 Which is very unusual for an ancient Greek

    • @isabelall4127
      @isabelall4127 Před 3 lety +13

      @@egios9466 well there was that thing w zeus and the cup bearer guy after his daughter got fired

  • @egios9466
    @egios9466 Před 3 lety +488

    Plot twist: Tam Lin is actually Zeus in disguise.

    • @enbyrennn
      @enbyrennn Před 3 lety +27

      I can see that being true 🤣

    • @yeager1957
      @yeager1957 Před 3 lety +37

      And then along came zeus

    • @jacobschlenker8130
      @jacobschlenker8130 Před 3 lety +15

      Impossible this is consensual. Zeus don’t work that way.
      Edit: Or at least this specific situation which would still disqualify him

    • @egios9466
      @egios9466 Před 3 lety +3

      @@jacobschlenker8130 That would be. But would probably be something like him taking a another form of a being or just hiding from his wife.

    • @pedrohenriquemaciel1954
      @pedrohenriquemaciel1954 Před 3 lety +1

      Yup

  • @favoredgerman3617
    @favoredgerman3617 Před 3 lety +376

    Wait a minute.... I seem to sense someone who requires a bonk...

  • @juanpablosalazar4336
    @juanpablosalazar4336 Před 3 lety +64

    Later...
    Tam lin: Haven't you heard the stories?
    Janet: Oh gee I left my valuables at home, but sure I can think of something to offer you.
    Tam Lin: ._.
    Janet: Look, you're cute and everyone in my father's castle is like super old.

  • @FoxHound-ut1hu
    @FoxHound-ut1hu Před 3 lety +22

    Us Celts have a vast array of mythology about us getting our freak on and the majority of it is actually consensual... looking at you Greece.

  • @egios9466
    @egios9466 Před 3 lety +151

    That pretty much like Zeus but more like him staying in the dark like some predator waiting for their victims to come by.

    • @alisonoconnor6864
      @alisonoconnor6864 Před 3 lety +17

      A _geographically trapped_ Zeus.

    • @egios9466
      @egios9466 Před 3 lety +2

      @@alisonoconnor6864 I wasn't talking about THAT kind of predator but when you mention it it would also work..... let's go with that.

  • @medievalhedgehog6967
    @medievalhedgehog6967 Před 3 lety +18

    Janet proceeds to leave all her valuables at home, go straight into Carterhaugh and booty call Tam Lin by plucking his roses

  • @polasamierwahsh421
    @polasamierwahsh421 Před 3 lety +40

    Someone was
    THIRSTY

  • @flynnguest8323
    @flynnguest8323 Před 3 lety +79

    Nice the Celtic stuff is kicking in. Thanks for doing these

  • @jaschabull2365
    @jaschabull2365 Před 3 lety +60

    *Touch-A, Touch-A, Touch Me intensifies*

  • @chesirecat2969
    @chesirecat2969 Před 3 lety +9

    Quick reminder that Janet also owns the forest so like, she prolly begged her dad to give it to her after hearing about the legend

  • @kmarlyd6169
    @kmarlyd6169 Před 3 lety +35

    Honestly, not surprised.
    This is one of my favorite myths 😁

  • @zephyr0th20
    @zephyr0th20 Před 3 lety +25

    Sounds like zeus

    • @molliethomas2585
      @molliethomas2585 Před 3 lety

      Love your profile pic 💗

    • @zephyr0th20
      @zephyr0th20 Před 3 lety

      @@molliethomas2585 thanks it's from the Hades game

    • @molliethomas2585
      @molliethomas2585 Před 3 lety

      @@zephyr0th20 I know, and I love that game! Thangreus ftw

    • @zephyr0th20
      @zephyr0th20 Před 3 lety +1

      @@molliethomas2585 it was a nice game ngl even the visuals were breath taking

  • @kiulloa6491
    @kiulloa6491 Před 3 lety +26

    CZcams just now gave me the notification I hate how late they can be

    • @mostlyraptor9048
      @mostlyraptor9048 Před 3 lety

      Then there's me who has to find it on my home page....

  • @imbatman2801
    @imbatman2801 Před 3 lety +14

    My homie zeus lives in that forest😂

  • @deagolowang3580
    @deagolowang3580 Před 3 lety +14

    Do they have such mythical forest for guys???

  • @DateMasamune1636
    @DateMasamune1636 Před 3 lety +35

    Clicked faster

  • @souldemon5491
    @souldemon5491 Před 3 lety +15

    Dude sounds like a Chad

  • @redclayscholar620
    @redclayscholar620 Před 3 lety +5

    Dammit Janet!

  • @one-of-the-chuks6630
    @one-of-the-chuks6630 Před 3 lety +8

    Greg bit but i was kinda focusing on your green lantern shirt the whole time👌

  • @Alternative_Alba
    @Alternative_Alba Před rokem +2

    Scathach: *”So, someone paid me to kill you, because you deflowered their daughter. Any last words?”*
    Tan Lin: *”Spare my life, mommy~!!!”*

  • @mang_heart.
    @mang_heart. Před 2 lety +2

    Plot twist: Tam Lin it's Zeus in disguise

  • @NoArtisticLimitation
    @NoArtisticLimitation Před 2 lety +1

    Alright Zeus, come on out. I know it’s you.

  • @elphieofkiamoko
    @elphieofkiamoko Před 3 lety +1

    Akfjakfkaja Janet seems like a real go-getter

  • @dannyphantom6929
    @dannyphantom6929 Před 3 lety +7

    Hey did you find the website

  • @TheMatthardyv1
    @TheMatthardyv1 Před 3 lety +2

    I remember reading The Táin and after a celtic warrior get's raped by the soon to be wife of Conchobar she incapcitates him by twisting his ears and he screams so loudly all of Ulster heard it and his brothers where like oh shit I know that type of scresm we gotta get outta of here and they bring the chick with them for some reason.

  • @moctezumavargas3360
    @moctezumavargas3360 Před 3 lety +4

    Turtle.,. ..

  • @prowlandsasuke
    @prowlandsasuke Před 10 měsíci

    Tam lin as in the same tam lin who was a fairy who tricked young maiden into sleeping with him and one day came across a girl who saved him the fairy queen.

  • @TheBookWasBetter420
    @TheBookWasBetter420 Před 2 lety +1

    Ugh this fits TAMLIN as in Tamlin from acotar ahhhh

  • @randomkris1767
    @randomkris1767 Před 3 lety +2

    *BONK*

  • @gingergrant1057
    @gingergrant1057 Před 3 lety +1

    I love Celtic mythology.

  • @indian4914
    @indian4914 Před 3 lety

    Medb needs more recognition

  • @ThePinkCraftyUnicorn
    @ThePinkCraftyUnicorn Před rokem +1

    Wait…… is this what acotar is based on? I’ve heard the story before but never made the connection😂😂

  • @georgedeng8646
    @georgedeng8646 Před 2 lety

    Now what happens if you enter the forest but you aren't a virgin and have no valuables?

  • @HYAC1NTHUS
    @HYAC1NTHUS Před rokem

    Janet 💀💀

  • @craigdsouza
    @craigdsouza Před 3 lety +1

    zero dislikes bruh i love this sm

  • @anthonymcbride855
    @anthonymcbride855 Před 3 lety +1

    Another one straight🔥🔥👏👏

  • @CloudStrife2.0
    @CloudStrife2.0 Před 3 lety +1

    Wow lol

  • @hunterblackforesthy5980

    there some very english sounding scots

  • @BlindingDarkness1111
    @BlindingDarkness1111 Před 3 lety +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @KINGPUG768
    @KINGPUG768 Před rokem

    Seemurioo

  • @ashleythibault5434
    @ashleythibault5434 Před 3 lety +1

    😂

  • @autumngalix4616
    @autumngalix4616 Před 3 lety +2

    So this myth is consensual? No rape??

  • @Turtles21
    @Turtles21 Před 3 lety +1

    Yuo

  • @electrasnetwork2149
    @electrasnetwork2149 Před rokem

    So Zeus?