Rings of Power Doubles Down on FAILURE

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  • čas přidán 28. 02. 2024
  • Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power Reviews were not complimentary, but Amazon Prime Video has renewed the Rings of Power showrunners contract anyway. JD Payne and Patrick McKay signed another 3 year Amazon contract as Showrunners for Lotr: Rings of Power as well as the creation of their new production company 10:40 PM Productions. Is Rings of Power season 2 worth watching?
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  • @disparutoo
    @disparutoo  Před 3 měsíci +194

    Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power has doubled down on the season 1 review disaster by renewing the contract of the showrunners for another 3 years. Amazon Prime Video had the perfect opportunity to clean house and get new people in to try and fix the ship, but no. Despite even the critics that positively reviewed LOTR: Rings of Power at first, once the series was over, they soon released "honest" reviews that told the truth. So to follow through with Jennifer Salke's comments that the series not being a sucess isn't something she's ever even talked about inside Amazon, no wonder there was no discussions on how to fix the show. No instead we're stuck on the rails with this train that has no brakes. And we'll be smashing through 3 series at least before we even get a CHANCE of change. Where the only positive part of this seems to be, we'll never run out of content. But what do you think? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)

    • @kitalalaris
      @kitalalaris Před 3 měsíci +9

      Money laundering. That's the only thing this could possibly be. Incidentally, have you seen the new Borderlands movie trailer yet? I'm looking forward to that movie, I need a review 🤣

    • @Bergerons_Review
      @Bergerons_Review Před 3 měsíci

      I wasn't enough for them to try to kill Tolkien's legacy, now they are trying to shag that same corpse and expect everyone to clap for it. Talk about delusional!

    • @kaijuking3216
      @kaijuking3216 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Disparu out of curiosity, will you be reviewing the rest of season 2 of Halo?

    • @krzysztof6315
      @krzysztof6315 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@kitalalarisnever underestimate the power of incompetence :D

    • @kitalalaris
      @kitalalaris Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@krzysztof6315 I'd agree, except dismissing it as simple incompetence gives them too much credit XD There's waaaay too much glee infused malice involved here for it to be simple stupidity or incompetence 🤣

  • @funkydiscogod
    @funkydiscogod Před 3 měsíci +1608

    The best part was when Sauron said "The Ring is literal perfection," but Galadriel clapped back "It will be. When it fits a woman."

    • @ASoberBear
      @ASoberBear Před 3 měsíci +50

      I felt this…

    • @johncaldwell4709
      @johncaldwell4709 Před 3 měsíci +72

      If you remember the ONE ring will grow or shrink to fit any finger... so Halbrand listened to her 😂

    • @irishbob26
      @irishbob26 Před 3 měsíci +65

      Is it weird that I heard the I'm a woman music as I read that

    • @tochukwuudu7763
      @tochukwuudu7763 Před 3 měsíci +4

      😂😂😂

    • @donthaveaname15
      @donthaveaname15 Před 3 měsíci +22

      I'm afraid to ask.... What part of the body was Guyladriel talking about?

  • @williamobraidislee3433
    @williamobraidislee3433 Před 3 měsíci +673

    Here again, their goal isn't to be successful. Their goal is to be insulting.

    • @Vunderbread
      @Vunderbread Před 3 měsíci

      Ed Zachery. In the age of 50 trillion ESG/DEI 'fuck you' money, corporations don't actually need the customer anymore. Over the last 100 years, these crooks have stolen our money, and used it create a global feudal system, gutting the middle class.

    • @fakecubed
      @fakecubed Před 3 měsíci +1

      Yeah, they want to tear down a devout Catholic white man and his life's work.

    • @oskar6661
      @oskar6661 Před 3 měsíci +33

      Yep, it's just an active way to piss on the greatness of others.

    • @elenoe8
      @elenoe8 Před 3 měsíci +6

      Don't let a success to be in the way of good messaging!

    • @JoJo-vg8dz
      @JoJo-vg8dz Před 3 měsíci +6

      We will make them lose money.

  • @alejandropacheco7832
    @alejandropacheco7832 Před 3 měsíci +384

    I loved how the real fanbase just fix the entire _"Rings Of Power"_ drama with a simple trick...
    *IT'S JUST NOT LORD OF THE RINGS*

    • @elenoe8
      @elenoe8 Před 3 měsíci +31

      but that's the point. Why they let Phoebe even touch Tomb Raider. If she is good, let her write a new franchise. If she is not, why would you give her anything that is loved? Same with LOTR. Same with Star Wars. Same with Marvels, Indy, Terminator, Ghost Busters, (Wo)Men in Black, ...

    • @sneeringimperialist6667
      @sneeringimperialist6667 Před 3 měsíci +31

      ​@@elenoe8you're trying to use common sense on people incapable of comprehending the very concept of it.

    • @Theseus9-cl7ol
      @Theseus9-cl7ol Před 3 měsíci +23

      How dare they do this to the great Tolkien legacy. It's the disrespect of the lore that gets me.

    • @thisismyname3928
      @thisismyname3928 Před 3 měsíci

    • @michaelmckibbin9665
      @michaelmckibbin9665 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@Theseus9-cl7ol don't watch it. It'll get a few seasons yet. Get your cope on

  • @lance134679
    @lance134679 Před 3 měsíci +569

    If they can't use horses, they should just do it like Monty Python and the Holy Grail with pretending and a guy with coconuts.

    • @elfevilkitty
      @elfevilkitty Před 3 měsíci +30

      Or there is that hobby horse sport. People running around and going over jumps etc with a stuffy stick horse between their legs.
      That would be hilarious

    • @axiss5840
      @axiss5840 Před 3 měsíci +53

      Leaning toward Monty Python might actually IMPROVE the show.

    • @elizabethtaylor8428
      @elizabethtaylor8428 Před 3 měsíci +23

      Dude, even the coconuts will die.

    • @maxheadroom4659
      @maxheadroom4659 Před 3 měsíci +23

      this show might actually become good if they changed it into a comedy spoof mocking DEI woke tropes.

    • @elenoe8
      @elenoe8 Před 3 měsíci

      coconuts are forbidden these days. Apes suffer or something.

  • @Gantiz
    @Gantiz Před 3 měsíci +371

    Denial, like Amazon, isn't just a river

    • @manoz6194
      @manoz6194 Před 3 měsíci +10

      haha

    • @N.S.M.C1999
      @N.S.M.C1999 Před 3 měsíci +6

      It's only February. Let's say March but I'm calling that as comment of the year

    • @Barwasser
      @Barwasser Před 3 měsíci +7

      water you talking about?

    • @adamrees400
      @adamrees400 Před 3 měsíci +1

      That was genius and original. Bravo 😂😂😂😂

  • @jeniferclemente1252
    @jeniferclemente1252 Před 3 měsíci +466

    “Having conversations internally about how great the show is doing” seems to be the motto for everyone in charge at Hollywoke studios 😆

    • @bettysteve322716
      @bettysteve322716 Před 3 měsíci

      The diagnostic term is circle jerk.

    • @dronesclubhighjinks
      @dronesclubhighjinks Před 3 měsíci +16

      It's hilariously and ridiculously idiotic! 🤪
      Of course, they will continue doing it. 😂

    • @jeniferclemente1252
      @jeniferclemente1252 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@dronesclubhighjinks yeah 😆

    • @ScottyDoesntKnow69
      @ScottyDoesntKnow69 Před 3 měsíci

      “Just another man taking credit for a woman’s work.”
      - by work you mean?
      -sex work? Kitchen work?
      Sorry I’m not sure what you/they/them means.

    • @elenoe8
      @elenoe8 Před 3 měsíci +10

      "But everyone is telling me it's great! The producer, the assistant, everyone!"
      That's how "gamechangong cultural classic" Bros was made as well.

  • @oddbod4442
    @oddbod4442 Před 3 měsíci +289

    One of the articles has them saying that they put Tolkiens spirit in every comma and period. Shame they didn’t put any in the letters.

    • @TempoLOOKING
      @TempoLOOKING Před 3 měsíci +17

      They ment there PERIODS.

    • @43YrOldWoWCatLady
      @43YrOldWoWCatLady Před 3 měsíci +2

      The main problem might be that there are far too many periods involved in this endeavour.

    • @susivarga7303
      @susivarga7303 Před 3 měsíci

      By this point, those "periods" are being supported and cheered on by male executives.... ​@@43YrOldWoWCatLady

    • @alberto5770
      @alberto5770 Před 3 měsíci +2

      As said periods and comma, brain dead comma...

    • @Grivehn
      @Grivehn Před 3 měsíci

      @@alberto5770 Thats what I figured, too. If Tolkien's spirit would see this, he would die even in that form.

  • @Pizzpott
    @Pizzpott Před 3 měsíci +232

    You know what she means when she says she's "having a conversation internally"?
    She's talking through her arse....

    • @stellastarbrightk7563
      @stellastarbrightk7563 Před 3 měsíci +14

      Or to her other six personalities

    • @mastabla3ta684
      @mastabla3ta684 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Literally 😂😂

    • @NikeaTiber
      @NikeaTiber Před 3 měsíci

      I figured it was invisible friends

    • @alberto5770
      @alberto5770 Před 3 měsíci +5

      While the cats are negotiating who gets to eat every piece of the body but the brain once she passes in the bathtub drunk on boxed wine.

    • @tma2001
      @tma2001 Před 3 měsíci

      more like Gollum and the One Ring ? yes my precious ...

  • @williamhouseholder1558
    @williamhouseholder1558 Před 3 měsíci +390

    Peta who kills 85% of the animals they "rescue", have some giant balls.

    • @Barwasser
      @Barwasser Před 3 měsíci +20

      JD Payne and Patrick McKay killed 100% of the shows the "rescued" so... the lesser of two evils?

    • @pippip8744
      @pippip8744 Před 3 měsíci +17

      ​@@Barwasserevil of two lessers

    • @Grivehn
      @Grivehn Před 3 měsíci +8

      @@pippip8744 The two towering failures of evil. (Tbh cant wait for these guys' names to go down in history next to D&D from GoT. With the exception Dumb and Dumber actually made S1-4 before they blew it all up.)

    • @Naktsmeita
      @Naktsmeita Před 3 měsíci +8

      yes, peta still hasnt explained their massive freezer orders .

    • @The13thRonin
      @The13thRonin Před 3 měsíci +3

      Man...
      Can we get them to 'rescue' The Rings of Power?
      Someone needs to put the show down.

  • @EmulsionTime
    @EmulsionTime Před 3 měsíci +77

    "Amazon announces two more years of job security for Disparu and Nerdrotic."

  • @SammEater
    @SammEater Před 3 měsíci +103

    "Propaganda will continue until morale increases."

  • @rad.man.1
    @rad.man.1 Před 3 měsíci +229

    Rings of Power is a blind guy try to sell me a painting.

    • @proto-geek248
      @proto-geek248 Před 3 měsíci +23

      A diverse blind lesbian in a wheelchair

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB Před 3 měsíci +14

      And he doesn't care that you walked away like 20 minutes ago.

    • @theelder4797
      @theelder4797 Před 3 měsíci +6

      And you Can't look at it until you've bought it!!!

    • @Mangolorian-je3eo
      @Mangolorian-je3eo Před 3 měsíci +1

      specifically, the Monkey Christ painting.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 Před 3 měsíci +3

      If by painting, you mean his personal [C-word] rag.

  • @LoneWolf-rc4go
    @LoneWolf-rc4go Před 3 měsíci +136

    The problem with the whole industry is that a) you fail upwards and b) management are happy to double/triple/quadruple down on failure. I just can't understand how businesses have become so detached from reality.

    • @TempoLOOKING
      @TempoLOOKING Před 3 měsíci +3

      Gnosticisum

    • @Raspse7en
      @Raspse7en Před 3 měsíci +17

      The keep failing upwards, but the returns are getting less and less. They're bleeding way too much money to the point that even the ESG investment is not enough to cover the loses in the long run. Common sense wouldve made these idiots to relize what they're doing is not working, *PERIOD!* But a lot of these busters are too proud to do that and would rather double/triple down then admit they were wrong. Even if it destroys them in the long run.

    • @maxheadroom4659
      @maxheadroom4659 Před 3 měsíci

      because hollywood is not a meritocracy. Your success in their "club" depends on who you suck up to, and how hard you are willing to sell out.

    • @louiscypher6772
      @louiscypher6772 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Money

    • @glawenclattuc3127
      @glawenclattuc3127 Před 3 měsíci

      I think it has to be confirmation bias.
      If you fill a room with uncreative idiots who just circle jerk and sniff each other’s farts, they will be convinced they did a good job because all the idiots they work with agree with them.

  • @brightongoodwin1267
    @brightongoodwin1267 Před 3 měsíci +96

    Whereas Melkor spent his spirit in envy and hate, until at last he could make nothing save in mockery of the thought of others, and all their works he destroyed if he could.
    - JRR Tolkien, The Silmarillion

    • @petrie911
      @petrie911 Před 3 měsíci +9

      Ah, finally someone comes with the actual quote.

    • @brightongoodwin1267
      @brightongoodwin1267 Před 3 měsíci +13

      @@petrie911 This quote is actually different (the same theme is repeated throughout the books). The one people paraphrase comes from Return of the King when Frodo and Sam are in Minas Morgul.

    • @43YrOldWoWCatLady
      @43YrOldWoWCatLady Před 3 měsíci +1

      BOOM! you just one-shotted Barad-Dur!

    • @TheSmokingMustache
      @TheSmokingMustache Před 3 měsíci

      @@43YrOldWoWCatLady Nothing if the apparent trend is correct, better start fucking up and losing other people's money, THEN you will start getting paid like you're earning them billions and its the '90's...

    • @kyleellis1825
      @kyleellis1825 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Thank you so much for not repeating the ironic quote that actually hurts our argument at this point. This was very aptly placed and fills me with so much satisfacion.

  • @dronesclubhighjinks
    @dronesclubhighjinks Před 3 měsíci +130

    I remember my grandmother telling me, "I don't care what they tell you in school. When Guyladriel casually survived the pyroclastic flow to the face, that was the origin of Mordor's font change."
    I have every confidence Rings of Power will stay true to avoiding the actual lore. Ngl I'm really looking forward to your episode reviews! 😂

    • @alberto5770
      @alberto5770 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Me too, I am getting hour and hours of fun out of the woke gutters thanks to my trusted CZcamsrs such as disparu nd critical drinker,

  • @UncensoredScion
    @UncensoredScion Před 3 měsíci +153

    That whole bit with the wheels is so insanely funny I always laugh at it "no one walks alone and no one's left behind" "that asshole is responsible for the food being gone, take his wheels, let him STARVE!"

    • @daviddiggens8841
      @daviddiggens8841 Před 3 měsíci +25

      Ikr: even the orcs cared for their own. I know which middle earth race is the true offspring of morgoth now at least

    • @matthewmosier8439
      @matthewmosier8439 Před 3 měsíci

      It's a prime example of the.. waked.. people that write this kind of thing.
      They talk like they care but they are violent to anybody who crosses them.
      I honestly think the harfoots resemble a farleft commune in more ways than people realize.

    • @maxheadroom4659
      @maxheadroom4659 Před 3 měsíci +14

      it's mind fuck gaslighting levels of contradictory. the show should come with a warning, that watching may cause headaches and brain damage.

    • @AntediluvianRomance
      @AntediluvianRomance Před 3 měsíci +5

      Some wild hobbit who learned to make wheels: "And that's how I became the president of hobbitdom".

    • @alberto5770
      @alberto5770 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@daviddiggens8841none, this crap takes place in a parallel universe inside the mind of a retsrded kid ran over during the pride parade while being assisted by a team of doctors just down from the dinghy...

  • @TRUc972
    @TRUc972 Před 3 měsíci +114

    Those bloody influencers. I’d forgotten about them.

    • @TempoLOOKING
      @TempoLOOKING Před 3 měsíci +17

      We call them the propenganda department

    • @hardkore360
      @hardkore360 Před 3 měsíci +19

      They forgot about the show as well, they got paid and then never watched it 😂😂😂😂

    • @marcogenovesi8570
      @marcogenovesi8570 Před 3 měsíci +2

      my girl ga-la-drielle!

    • @JoJo-vg8dz
      @JoJo-vg8dz Před 3 měsíci +7

      This was in England.
      They didn't pick fans among the 99% English usual fans of LOTR.

    • @JoJo-vg8dz
      @JoJo-vg8dz Před 3 měsíci

      Queer fans.

  • @sarkastodon30
    @sarkastodon30 Před 3 měsíci +47

    4:54 I so wish the Irish would sue for misreprentation of their accents. That would be glorious.

  • @blackadder564
    @blackadder564 Před 3 měsíci +56

    I loved it when Frodo agreed to have one beer with Sam. And then Sam had to carry him home.

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 Před 3 měsíci +11

      Now _that_ is relatable and true-to-life characterization.

    • @mastabla3ta684
      @mastabla3ta684 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Exactly

    • @The13thRonin
      @The13thRonin Před 3 měsíci

      More like one soy latte.

  • @proto-geek248
    @proto-geek248 Před 3 měsíci +34

    Rachel Zeigler sounds like somebody
    rewinding a reel to reel tape recorder.

    • @The13thRonin
      @The13thRonin Před 3 měsíci +2

      She sounds like someone who would have been sold to the North Korean coal mines by a sensible society.

  • @kahnlives
    @kahnlives Před 3 měsíci +67

    Go Amazon, right down the crapper 😏

    • @ReasonablySkeptic
      @ReasonablySkeptic Před 3 měsíci +2

      37% completion, and they think it's a success? It's clear they're all women writers...Seeing how they're used to men *LEAVING BEFORE THEY FINISHED. HAY OH!!!* I'll let myself out.

  • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
    @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access Před 3 měsíci +45

    All my mind needs is that opening clip to trigger my hatred for Rings of Slop

  • @darktenor4967
    @darktenor4967 Před 3 měsíci +17

    This is reminding me of that episode of classic Simpsons where Marge attempts to educate the Biker gang on how to conduct themselves at job interviews:
    Marge: ""And try not to call your interviewer a scank, or a nark."
    Biker: (in tomes of utter amazement): "Ooooh! Don't call them scanks!"

  • @kingswing00
    @kingswing00 Před 3 měsíci +60

    A film studio in the 50s did market research and determined the following:
    Generally speaking, Kids will watch what older kids watch... But not the opposite. Girls will watch what boys will watch but typically, not the opposite. Therefore, to maximize profit, target young adult males. This formula was used to great success by many successful studios because it was true in the 50s and honestly, it's still pretty much true.

    • @marychocolatefairy
      @marychocolatefairy Před 3 měsíci +9

      The problem comes when the studios can't figure out what their target audience wants. I say this because this was a big conversation in the mid 00s- the target then was young males, but they weren't liking what the studios were producing, so they were mainly watching sports. The studios' idea of aiming movies/shows at young men was things like dumbing down the plots and adding more explosions. I can't imagine the studios would be any more successful now, with how out of touch they are (and with how many poorly qualified people work for them).

    • @kingswing00
      @kingswing00 Před 3 měsíci +14

      @marychocolatefairy The studios know exactly what works for men but recently, for whatever reason, won't admit it. Movies like John Wick, Top Gun: Maverick, Nobody, Godzilla -0, as well as the first phases of Marvel, etc are all examples of recent huge successes that played into what males, and statistically what even females want to see in action movies. In the past men were the target audiences for the likes of Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Big Trouble in Little China as well as the Terminator, Alien, The Underworld series, Kill Bill, Resident Evil etc, featuring badass women, and women watched those too but they were geared to a male audience. More recently Atomic Blonde is another good example of a great female character that men watch because it doesn't go out of it's way to insult or preach at men and is just a good action movies (I know very few women who saw that movie btw). TV shows like Reacher, Terminal List, Netflix's Daredevil and Punisher, etc... Same thing. But something happened when they started making those movies and shows in a way designed to speak specifically to women (and blatantly alienating men then blaming them for not liking it): neither men or women are supporting those movies. The Marvels and Madame Web, as bad as they were, were mostly attended by men because men crave genre films. Women didn't support those movies because women, overall just aren't into this stuff as much as men. It's almost like men and women are different. Go figure. Studios and critics know this and they pretend they don't. It's weird. On the other hand, women turned out in record numbers for Barbie. Because the studio, smartly, made a movie specifically to speak to that demo. And also, we love a dumb plot and explosions sometimes lol. We're pretty simple to entertain.

    • @hope-cat4894
      @hope-cat4894 Před 3 měsíci +2

      I would argue this applies to sexuality too. Gay people will watch what straight people watch, but not as much with the opposite. 🤔

    • @kingswing00
      @kingswing00 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@hope-cat4894 I was going to add that you could apply other social variables like that too, and I definitely agree with you

  • @gankgoat8334
    @gankgoat8334 Před 3 měsíci +25

    At this point this feels like a personal attack, has anyone checked Tolkien's grave recently? I am slightly worried.

  • @coling3957
    @coling3957 Před 3 měsíci +22

    From the "superfans" video to the final episode, it was a complete sh*t show.

  • @terryG420
    @terryG420 Před 3 měsíci +22

    As someone who has read and continually re reads the Tolkien series, I could only get through one and a half episodes before I tuned out. It wasn't just the world that he built, it was the attention to detail and hundreds of pages of things that didn't end up in the story that fans of the series want. Amazon had the chance and made a fan fiction instead.

    • @geraldmorgan6906
      @geraldmorgan6906 Před 3 měsíci +5

      You made it farther than I did. I couldn't get past ten minutes of the first episode. The utter disrespect for Tolkien's work was rage inducing.

    • @Jza-GZa
      @Jza-GZa Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@geraldmorgan6906 You did better,I didn’t even watch it.

    • @delliv5451
      @delliv5451 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Exactly correct.
      Tolkien was a master world builder.
      His descriptions of the land, the rivers, the hills and mountains, the Peoples, the languages, the succinct dialogue between the characters, the amazing plots and themes.
      An incredible supra genius.
      D& D intelligence score of maybe 19.

    • @Subvaries
      @Subvaries Před 2 měsíci

      I couldn’t make it past the rocks see only downward analogy. It was so cringe I turned it off.

  • @Jnnyrcktfngrs197
    @Jnnyrcktfngrs197 Před 3 měsíci +11

    Not even Melkor could measure up to the damage that Amazon have done to middle earth

  • @BookishStephanie
    @BookishStephanie Před 3 měsíci +30

    As a woman, I can't emphasize enough how profoundly insulted I am by every movie or series in the last 5 years with characters or plotlines 'written for women.' I am neither that devoid of taste nor that stupid.

    • @sakamotosan1887
      @sakamotosan1887 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Especially considering the fact that the real Galadriel is an amazingly well-written "strong female character", though not of the hollywood persuasion.

    • @kimberlyhartman4865
      @kimberlyhartman4865 Před 3 měsíci +2

      I’m a woman and I agree!

    • @saskia9720
      @saskia9720 Před 2 měsíci +2

      I agree. I love the story of LOTR the way it is. There might not be many women in it, but there aren't any humans in the Lion King but you don't see anyone crying about the lack of diversity there. Why can't stories just be stories, with well written characters that we can relate to, no matter how dissimilar they are to us?

  • @TheRealMackyt
    @TheRealMackyt Před 3 měsíci +21

    That Halo-desk-faceplant clip is just perfect 😂
    (4:34)

  • @johnnycage112
    @johnnycage112 Před 3 měsíci +47

    This just means the reviews are gonna be so much fun lol

    • @anthonycarlisle6184
      @anthonycarlisle6184 Před 3 měsíci +4

      It's at the point where ignoring what they come out with, not entertaining their propaganda, is more fun now.

  • @CCovers1
    @CCovers1 Před 3 měsíci +22

    This cements my view: I will not watch it and cannot wait to hear the backlash

  • @into_play3226
    @into_play3226 Před 3 měsíci +25

    Can’t wait for season 2 to begin - only because of Disparu’s and other hilarious reviews to come along with it!

    • @TempoLOOKING
      @TempoLOOKING Před 3 měsíci

      Fing ProNOUNS AND CALIFORNIA ZHOT

  • @InfernalPasquale
    @InfernalPasquale Před 3 měsíci +76

    PWB is getting $20million per year for her 'work' at Amazon?? My god...

    • @TempoLOOKING
      @TempoLOOKING Před 3 měsíci +5

      Yup no more Stargate or Bond.

    • @mr.awesome6011
      @mr.awesome6011 Před 3 měsíci +10

      Should I just give up?

    • @chartheposs
      @chartheposs Před 3 měsíci +18

      That makes me wonder what I'm doing wrong in life.

    • @Gantiz
      @Gantiz Před 3 měsíci +10

      Lol, "work" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jamesmacleod671
      @jamesmacleod671 Před 3 měsíci +10

      Yep she's definitely a lottery winner.
      Easy money when certain boxes are ticked.

  • @sirvilhelmofyonderland
    @sirvilhelmofyonderland Před 3 měsíci +7

    The last 5 years has turned me from a life long democrat to a republican. What’s that got to do with Rings of Power? Everything.

  • @abcun17
    @abcun17 Před 3 měsíci +9

    Amazon Prime: doubling down on stupid. Nailed it! The highlight of "The Rings Of Powerlessness And Oppression" was Guyladriel's tampon commercial...

  • @ASoberBear
    @ASoberBear Před 3 měsíci +139

    These last 8 years have made me despise the LGBT cult.

    • @mikeydflyingtoaster
      @mikeydflyingtoaster Před 3 měsíci +40

      What always gets me is the bitterness and outright delusion on display as soon as any part of their dogma is challenged. In a comment section I gently suggested that I wouldn’t want people to be so paranoid about the police that vulnerable individuals might not call them when they need them the most. It was like I’d told them I was in the KKK or something!

    • @TempoLOOKING
      @TempoLOOKING Před 3 měsíci

      Your a Nazi now Harry. Here's your free gun. Welcome to America.

    • @TempoLOOKING
      @TempoLOOKING Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@69mikeydunn you are Aldo a wizard. Pick up your card on the left

    • @The13thRonin
      @The13thRonin Před 3 měsíci

      @@TempoLOOKINGYou're a KKK Harry.

    • @anothercat1300
      @anothercat1300 Před 3 měsíci +15

      A cult where each member is the charismatic cult leader.

  • @MrMoridinalthor
    @MrMoridinalthor Před 3 měsíci +18

    I'm surprised Bezos' ego would allow another failure of this magnitude.

    • @theelder4797
      @theelder4797 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Sure he would, he's married again too, he's a success with business, but fails at movies and life.

    • @evenovick481
      @evenovick481 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Jeff Bezos stepped down as CEO of Amazon. He's focused on Blue Origin, the space company.

    • @43YrOldWoWCatLady
      @43YrOldWoWCatLady Před 3 měsíci

      All his money doesn't stop him from looking in the mirror and seeing his Atchaforya. Them googly eyes - 1 eye looking atcha, 1 eye lookin for ya.

    • @hammerofscience534
      @hammerofscience534 Před 3 měsíci

      Like most rich company founders netbook his money and bailed, I doubt he gives a c rap, or ever did. For him it's about....himself.

  • @BadAtTeaDude
    @BadAtTeaDude Před 3 měsíci +20

    Guyladriele...
    One girlboss to rule them all...

  • @the_absurd_hero
    @the_absurd_hero Před 3 měsíci +48

    RoP S3: The Desolation Of Tolkien

    • @geraldmorgan6906
      @geraldmorgan6906 Před 3 měsíci

      *Desecration
      They already used Desolation in one of those awful Hobbit movies, can't be repetitive.

    • @juskahusk2247
      @juskahusk2247 Před 3 měsíci +1

      RoP S4: The Battle of the Red Armies

  • @SwedishSinologyNerd
    @SwedishSinologyNerd Před 3 měsíci +38

    This is good news, cause we'll be getting more Disparu content, and I'm all here for that! Was getting a bit worried since we're not getting more She-Hulk ya know?

  • @srksii
    @srksii Před 3 měsíci +13

    Lol. Cmon Man! I just recently binged all 56 rings of power commentary videos! Cant take it anymore!

  • @Hecatom
    @Hecatom Před 3 měsíci +30

    Of course they will double down.

  • @blacksheep9505
    @blacksheep9505 Před 3 měsíci +10

    These “super fans” talking about themselves instead of the things in Middle Earth they want adapted to the screen is everything that is wrong with entertainment.

  • @sethkaicer319
    @sethkaicer319 Před 3 měsíci +94

    When you wish upon a woke, doesn't matter you're still broke.😢

    • @kitalalaris
      @kitalalaris Před 3 měsíci +8

      Ok that was great, I giggled 😆

    • @northstar6920
      @northstar6920 Před 3 měsíci

      Anything the libs desire, will turn to poo~

    • @XiaoFury
      @XiaoFury Před 3 měsíci +3

      😄😄😃 I knew I read it right the first time.

    • @sethkaicer319
      @sethkaicer319 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@kitalalaris thank you

    • @sethkaicer319
      @sethkaicer319 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@XiaoFury you betcha

  • @Yolanda8419
    @Yolanda8419 Před 3 měsíci +20

    Are these people living in the real world or do they have so much money they don’t realize when they lose? Keep up doing your research, Disparu, we need this. Maybe one day they will learn although I doubt it.

    • @oskar6661
      @oskar6661 Před 3 měsíci

      I mean, that's at the crux of the entire issue. They're not living in the real world (i.e. the world in which a paying/viewing audience lives). They are in fact in their own echo-chamber/bubble being fed lies by activists and their friends (who...are also activists). They're supported by idiots with money who get to play at producing movies/shows. It's an entire facade based around a Hollywood circle-jerk.

    • @TempoLOOKING
      @TempoLOOKING Před 3 měsíci

      James Lindsay

  • @umbra9273
    @umbra9273 Před 3 měsíci +18

    I'm glad rings of power is getting more seasons. Gives Charlie Hopkinson more material.

    • @CATAZTR0PHE
      @CATAZTR0PHE Před 3 měsíci +4

      Haha, indeed he's good 😁

  • @Oudeis000
    @Oudeis000 Před 3 měsíci +10

    I weep for the lost opportunities to bring Tolkien’s monumental works to the screen. I rejoice that no matter how much these opportunities are squandered, we shall always have the books.

  • @SarahDuke01
    @SarahDuke01 Před 3 měsíci +4

    “Potentially love the books as well” I can’t believe she actually said that.

  • @johnvan6082
    @johnvan6082 Před 3 měsíci +12

    Garbage in , garbage out !

  • @steamdespair9189
    @steamdespair9189 Před 3 měsíci +20

    Is it any surprise that Amazon Prime is now forcing commercial on their viewers so they have to pay extra to go commercial free???

  • @Faust_YT
    @Faust_YT Před 3 měsíci +38

    Sadly they managed to check all the boxes in the representation checklist but an actual good quality story.

    • @funkydiscogod
      @funkydiscogod Před 3 měsíci +1

      The story was diverse. That's how quality works.

    • @elenoe8
      @elenoe8 Před 3 měsíci +1

      They don't understand the difference.

  • @NuWhoSucks
    @NuWhoSucks Před 3 měsíci +10

    Every time I see clips of those "influencers" I burn with hatred.

    • @danpalmer7676
      @danpalmer7676 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I agree,they are sickening.

    • @kimrasmussen7188
      @kimrasmussen7188 Před 3 měsíci

      AFAIK none of them actually watched the show, or made any content about it. theyre as fake as a 3$ bill.

  • @kevinhauser8250
    @kevinhauser8250 Před 3 měsíci +16

    Your videos absolutely rock bro much love from the u s a

    • @Dafuq-is-going-on
      @Dafuq-is-going-on Před 3 měsíci

      Disparu is an honorary American, even with those teeth.😂

    • @briton3851
      @briton3851 Před 3 měsíci

      @@Dafuq-is-going-onhes not helping the stereotype ill be real, teeth like that are rare asf here

    • @scottdownton5007
      @scottdownton5007 Před 3 měsíci

      No way, as an englishman were proud of Disparu....he's one of us thats worth listening to, the hair and the teeth only add to his charisma haha😂

  • @sdrake8355
    @sdrake8355 Před 3 měsíci +13

    This just means more of your content.
    That’s alright by me. Best news all day!

  • @saladinbob
    @saladinbob Před 3 měsíci +6

    Amazon doubles down...and that's a good thing. I want this to be such an unmitigated disaster, I want it to be such an unprecedented embarrassment that Amazon studios is shut down. I'm sick and tired of Hollywood's cultural appropriation followed by the complete vandalisation of what they appropriated.

  • @kierankelleher007
    @kierankelleher007 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Great video. As an Irishman l felt totally represented with Rings of Power - then wish l hadn’t 😂😂. Now excuse me while l eat some cabbage on a hedge catching up on some Tolkien.

  • @NeoN-PeoN
    @NeoN-PeoN Před 3 měsíci +6

    It's so very clear that this has nothing to do with business, and everything to do with social engineering.
    Or, an attempt, at least.

  • @jamesgoss1860
    @jamesgoss1860 Před 3 měsíci +24

    Amazon won't make any money off this show, but guys like you and Nerdrotic sure will.

  • @HellsAsylum
    @HellsAsylum Před 3 měsíci +5

    That poor horse. Imagine dying for Rings Of Power.

  • @amadman8149
    @amadman8149 Před 3 měsíci +16

    I was forced to watch season 1! I'm disowning my family!

    • @timmholl9238
      @timmholl9238 Před 3 měsíci +2

      I'M disowning your family!

    • @CATAZTR0PHE
      @CATAZTR0PHE Před 3 měsíci +2

      Then force them now to watch Disparu's reviews, at least you will have a laugh 😊

    • @user-bu2ro8vg8b
      @user-bu2ro8vg8b Před 3 měsíci +1

      Take them to a Peruvian nose flute concert

    • @TempoLOOKING
      @TempoLOOKING Před 3 měsíci

      FNT is your family now.😂

  • @johnstuartkeller5244
    @johnstuartkeller5244 Před 3 měsíci +9

    What does it say about people who consistently fail, and every time it is either 1- someone else's fault OR 2- everyone else's fault?

    • @anthonymerchant2597
      @anthonymerchant2597 Před 3 měsíci

      They lack any maturity or emotional maturity to think like actual adults understanding that taking personal accountability for failure is a sign of growth and understanding that this is a learning moment to make improvements. If you need to find a scapegoat for your failure then you have the mental maturity that an a infant has who throws public temper tantrums when you failed in life or can achieve success on your own merits, the ego on these individuals is astronomically huge as it makes them immune from objective facts of reality that these unsufferable people add nothing of value to the world acting like infants when they don't get what they want. You won't find a bigger egotistical lot than these objective failures who have lived their life's far removed from objective reality. The fact these same people openly admit they only get perspectives that validate their personal feelings is a public example of their complete lack in any self-awareness that these ideas don't appeal to anyone but themselves. These people are fighting figments of their imaginations and think this is winning, common sense with the maturity of real adults is obviously not something their emotionally driven small minds are capable of dealing with. You have very slow people who have no perspective on life and nobody has ever told them that their ideas just stink to anyone with fully developed brains. The fact that these same people think driving away any potential audience is a winning strategy for success really shows you how immature and slow they really are. It's the ego of spoiled brats who can't achieve success on their own. A disaster for businesses wanting to make profits instead of stroking the ego's of mentally bankrupt tools of their own self destruction. It doesn't dawn on them that their ideas are flawed and terrible until they aren't able to influence entertainment with their bad ideas that hold no value.

    • @toolegittoquit_001
      @toolegittoquit_001 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Then 'Let's throw more money at it'

  • @SedraShelova-cc3dx
    @SedraShelova-cc3dx Před 3 měsíci +19

    thanks for sharing, you inspired me to try something new

  • @councilofkarens729
    @councilofkarens729 Před 3 měsíci +4

    "Do you know why this show sucks, while LOTR excels? It's because the RoP looks down at DEI in the gutter, while LOTR looks up at Tolkien"

  • @eightysea3780
    @eightysea3780 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Nothing screams authenticity more than "superfans" who later admitted they never watched the show at all, and didn't know a thing about Tolkien except what they were scripted to say.

  • @danpatterson8009
    @danpatterson8009 Před 3 měsíci +4

    That's great- whenever anyone says something I don't want to hear, I can just say "that's not reflective of any conversation I'm having internally".

  • @Syaniiti
    @Syaniiti Před 3 měsíci +3

    For some reason I feel good about never giving Amazon a single cent. Weird how I got that feeling out of nowhere like this but here we are.

  • @ekij133
    @ekij133 Před 3 měsíci +4

    When the person in charge says that despite the evidence, the voices in their head assured them that everything is fine, _maybe_ you should consider a change of leadership?

  • @Martyisruling
    @Martyisruling Před 3 měsíci +5

    They could save this show with one decision. The woman we believe as Galadriel is actually Sauron.

  • @Didymus20X6
    @Didymus20X6 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Got to love the Wile E. Coyote logic of this world: "The stone doesn't float because it can only look down." Yeah, that's how gravity work.

  • @thebull3206
    @thebull3206 Před 3 měsíci +5

    It's the same in every walk of life - when you have so much money like Amazon - quality goes to chit.

  • @GloriousRAT
    @GloriousRAT Před 3 měsíci +5

    As far as I know the Tolkien Estate (Simon & two half cousins) does not own the rights to the Silmarillion... Middle Earth Enterprises (the rest of the cousins) does.

  • @mabu1486
    @mabu1486 Před 3 měsíci +2

    "Even the horse could'nt stand beeing part of the Show" 😂 This sentence alone was more enjoyable than the entire season one!

  • @michaelpipkin9942
    @michaelpipkin9942 Před 3 měsíci +6

    That face will ever be immortalized on her thumbnails.

  • @user-zw5yx8pw6u
    @user-zw5yx8pw6u Před 3 měsíci +6

    How much of that money went into BLEEZE 👃 “snort snort snort, Sniff-Sniff 🤧 “. 😉

  • @marklondon9004
    @marklondon9004 Před 3 měsíci +3

    This is making me rethink my Inuit Texas BBQ show, 'Smokin On Ice'

  • @jennycomelately
    @jennycomelately Před 3 měsíci +2

    Thank you for being one of the last people on the internet who cares about Wheel of time!

  • @delliv5451
    @delliv5451 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Top notch Disparu.
    Correct, viceral, accurate and a sledgehammer to the Hollywoke showrunners and Amazon that made the Rings of Failure.
    Mordor created by a start up key (magical sword hilt).
    Classic.
    Tolkien would be turning in his grave.

  • @GhostofFHBradley
    @GhostofFHBradley Před 3 měsíci +3

    1:03 The Rolling Stones have a song with the chorus 'She's a star-f***er, star-f***er, star-f***er...'

    • @43YrOldWoWCatLady
      @43YrOldWoWCatLady Před 3 měsíci +1

      Obviously a tribute to Trudeau's mom.

    • @juansmeeth
      @juansmeeth Před 3 měsíci +1

      There's also a Nine Inch Nails track called Star F***ers Inc, that's directly about narcissim in the music and movie business'. Indirectly it was potentially about his feuds with Marilyn Manson and Courtney Love to be fair, but it works for most celebrities. Tori Amos did one also called Professional Widow which has star f**ker in the chorus, though that one is much more targetted towards someone in particular...

  • @davidtodd9279
    @davidtodd9279 Před 3 měsíci +7

    First of the Rings

  • @TaskForce_Raccoon
    @TaskForce_Raccoon Před 3 měsíci +2

    This pisses me off when Prime says now I have to pay to get rid of adds when adds didn’t exist before. I wouldn’t have to pay more if you made competent decisions!!!!

  • @highbornjase2412
    @highbornjase2412 Před 3 měsíci +1

    “You better relax those muscle’s there going in anyway” 😂😂😂😂 omg you had me in tears

  • @exodiatheforbid9355
    @exodiatheforbid9355 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Amazon makes shows to either make money or raise ESG scores. Rings of power was meant for the ladder.

    • @Sathrand
      @Sathrand Před 3 měsíci +2

      Latter.

    • @leshtricity
      @leshtricity Před 3 měsíci

      yup it's all about the ESG investment from Blackrock

  • @SolaceOfLyra
    @SolaceOfLyra Před 3 měsíci +3

    Lenny Henry's Irish accent was truly remarkable...one couldn't even make out that brummie undertone....not one bit. Sarcasm has left the building.

    • @zoebaggins90
      @zoebaggins90 Před 3 měsíci

      He was disgusting. Also, it made no sense that the Harfoots weren't even genetically related to each other.

  • @Morgyborgyblob
    @Morgyborgyblob Před 3 měsíci +1

    I can't wait for the scene where Sauron declares, "It's Ringing Time!"

  • @fakecubed
    @fakecubed Před 3 měsíci +4

    If Amazon was serious about salvaging this mess they would just redo season 1 from scratch. Think of how much good will they'd get out of that from the audience, if they did that and actually made something good. Instead, the best case scenario is they keep this anchor tied around their necks while trying to make moderate improvements for the rest of the series. But they've still destroyed their own foundation. Trying to build on it is idiotic.
    Same thing HBO should've done with Game of Thrones, just redo the last couple seasons with new showrunners. I'm sure all of the cast would've been happy to come back and reshoot with better scripts.

    • @iriswaldenburger2315
      @iriswaldenburger2315 Před 3 měsíci

      The problem with doing this that they would admit that they have zero integrity and respect for the viewer.

  • @katyty1496
    @katyty1496 Před 3 měsíci +3

    I actually liked The Peripheral, it was entertaining, I'm sorry there won't be a S2.

    • @kenwarren9450
      @kenwarren9450 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Me too! It had some genuine intrigue going on and some good thoughtful sci-fi philosophy behind it. Of all the crap that they renewed, they couldn't bother with that one?

  • @fuelhemi426
    @fuelhemi426 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I felt when Sauron finished the ring and the black dwarf said: “Another man taking credit for a woman’s work”.

  • @bw7754
    @bw7754 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I always love the rhetoric that in a fantasy world, people are expecting to see an exact representation of the self……in a fantasy world. I don’t need to see a half German half Filipino man to enjoy a damn show.

  • @thesrow1056
    @thesrow1056 Před 2 měsíci +3

    At this point they aren't interested in profits only half cooked politics
    Who knows maybe this time they'll do something new like... Idk... Maybe adding a plot or story line for a few characters more impressive than galabrielle just being a boring Mary sue

  • @kadourimdou43
    @kadourimdou43 Před 3 měsíci +3

    How much will the cost of Prime increase by, to pay for this failure.

  • @tylerward6723
    @tylerward6723 Před 3 měsíci +2

    As a person who did their university dissertation on Tolkien i absolutely 100% refuse to watch Rings of power due to the disservice it does not only to Tolkien but to the source material as a whole. Both Chris and his dad would be rolling over in their graves at what they have done to it.

  • @gentlebabarian
    @gentlebabarian Před 2 měsíci +1

    As tolkien wrote
    The Shadow that bred them can only mock, it cannot make: not real new things of its own.

  • @Darkington
    @Darkington Před 3 měsíci +3

    I hope Bezos's son thinks its cringe.

  • @JimTheAPE
    @JimTheAPE Před 3 měsíci +12

    I hate being reminded that one of the people responsible for The Rings of Power is named JD Payne because that just so happens to be the name I gave to a character of mine in sort of a long-running creative hobby of mine years ago, long before Rings of Power was even a thing. Rest assured, MY J.D. Payne would have never had anything to do with such an abomination.

  • @Liquid-Ben
    @Liquid-Ben Před 3 měsíci +2

    “I’m Not About to Let a Man Take Credit for a Woman’s Work”- JRR Tolkien.

  • @TheNewDarkTimes
    @TheNewDarkTimes Před 3 měsíci +2

    At least now we know why they raised the price for the ad free subscription.

    • @bitemyshinymetalass1434
      @bitemyshinymetalass1434 Před 3 měsíci

      Yep saw that and noped out, so glad I did got me off the Amazon treadmill and saved a bunch of cash.

  • @fadtidmbdmb
    @fadtidmbdmb Před 3 měsíci +3

    Brush your teeth

  • @def_not_dan
    @def_not_dan Před 3 měsíci +11

    Christopher Judge gets a whiteface pass if he'll be live action Kratos.
    I'll allow it.