Quarantinewhile... "Citizen Kane" Isn't Perfect, But "In & Of Itself" Is
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- čas přidán 27. 04. 2021
- Quarantinewhile... Stephen and Evie Colbert don't like to brag, but there's a lot for the executive producers of "In & Of Itself" to be proud of, including the film's perfect rating on Rotten Tomatoes. #Colbert #Meanwhile #Quarantinewhile
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My morning routine (cause I live in France and it's morning when this show shows up on youtube for me)... I get up, get my kiddo up and to school, go for a walk, get back home, pull up youtube, and put on Colbert while starting work. This new format of the show is so fun to me with the producers and his wife giggling from behind the camera. I LOVE IT!!!
Hee hee!! I live in Italy and my schedule is remarkably similar! Happy to hear I’m not alone... Stephen and Evie with my coffee in the morning !
That's lovely, I listen to him at night at work in the US
Me too! He doesn't even need a full studio audience, I love hearing his staff and wife laughing!
I'm in the US & watch in the morning as well!
I envy the start of your day
Hey, no kids, no work here, but I watch from France, too. 👋 to all!
'kiss my rosebuds' - FUNNY an yet appropriate - thank you Stephen and the rest of your crew for making the last 5 years tolerable!
Rosebud is slang for a prolapsed rectum.
Amen.
@@freedakaye6720 Oh was THAT what he died of?
@@dontaylor7315 that would be a better ending. Lol
@@freedakaye6720 Actually, Rosebud was William Randolph Hurst's pet name for his mistress' vagina. That's why Orson Welles used it.
Props to anyone who had "ramshackle raccoon speakeasy of news" on their bingo card of things they'd hear spoken together today...
Dangit, I only had "ramshackle opossum speakeasy of news". And it would've been Bingo, too.
Or “Help! A drunk Rhesus monkey just gouged out my eyes!”
Shucks, mine was Red Howler.
I don't know who's writing this stuff, but sometimes I wonder if I should worry about them. 🤣🤪🤣
I had rabbit. It's the same thing on asgard. But it doesn't count here.
Actually I had "naked man in steam-punk goggles driving a dinosaur shaped doom wagon" 1:47 on my BINGO card. I won a coupon for 10% off my next cravetarian taco at Taco Bell. 😁😆🤣🌮🔔
Love the opening set ups for Quarantinewhiles. Kudos to Colbert's writing staff.
I wonder how many of these they have saved up 😂
When they go on vacation they should run the Meanwhile intros like they did for the Alter Egos in the past.
At this point I'm genuinely blown away by Stephen's ability to read outrageous tongue-twisting monologue from the teleprompter 🤯
...live, no less.
By the sound of it so is his crew
He remembers it n practice
@@RobertJustin True but this particular show was live.
Yes, but it has now become more sleek and compact on the intro, after slowly building to a ginormous word-turd that barely pushed past Steven's tongue most recently. It is a new beginning! ...
🤣🤣 “Cakaw-cakaw” 🦅
Got to love those segment entry’s. They just keep getting better.
I'd love to see a compilation of all the wacky ways Stephen has described this joyous bit
That's my favorite part!
Now I really want a ramshackle raccoon speakeasy for my yard!
No other late night show can do what this show does. They create unique content then just keep making it better time and time again!
@@StaceWah Seth has solid writing too, and when its weak he makes fun of it, the whole thing gets all meta funny...
I know this had been said a lot but I love that guys laugh in the background...makes the video so much better
Orgy Dome...two hundred people enter then enter two hundred people ....classic - spilt my tea laughing
Which is impressive, as that implies every single one of those 200 people “entered” themselves, which is no easy feat.
@@Tustin2121 Or they were all men and they were in a big circle.
Split it into 2 parts, or 3?
Soon 90% percent of the video will be just the introduction 😂
I had to watch it twice!
And it will be glorious
I would like to see that.
You're so right!
We're so close
Have the EVER repeated any meanwhile openings? So incredibly creative.
Never in verbatim as far as I can tell, but I think similar end results have been repeated few times, something like fine jewelry versus a macaroni necklace and a Damascus steel sword versus a prison shiv.
But nowadays he goes so fast with these that it's sometimes difficult to follow.
"...a Frank Lloyd Wright luxury bird house". I would love to see that.
It blends so well with nature, the birds think they designed it.
Sounds like the name of a Frank Zappa song!
@@christelheadington1136 very clever, respect!
I'd love to see the Late Show staff put together a collection or montage of these intros!
Was thinking the same thing just now. That would be perfection.
Don’t give Gwyneth Paltrow more ideas, Stephen...
I'm obsessed with Colbert's intelligence and humor.
There’s an unused dome in Wisconsin that I heard about earlier today, perhaps they could reschedule. 🤣
Ha ha ha, I had the same thought! 🤣
Burning man actually has some pretty amazing healthcare services. Lots of medical personnel volunteer their time.
He starts the introduction and I start making my morning coffee. By the time coffee is ready, so is the monologue.
If that review came from a Hearst news publication, it should probably be rejected as "Citizen Kane" was about him.
Is the chicago tribune a hearst news publication? I'm pretty sure it was from them.
Props to those who know what "Rosebud" *really* meant to Hearst...
@@hopefulhyena3400 nope. Hearst had nothing to do with the Tribune.
Oh, Stephen... you're perfect to all of us!
false statement. I enjoy his jokes but I dislike the shilling he does for the left, therefore, he is not perfect in my eyes. Partisan propaganda networks are destroying usa
@@jjokinen8420 I agree the space laser is not built enough
He shares Joy among the sorrow. Better than we deserve, but definitely what we need.
Gettin' a whiff of that... there goes my coffee again!
In & of itself made me sob for like 30 minutes at the end. A true masterpiece.
1:46
He saw me at Burning Man '16? Hm.
Yes, and ypur look was a lewk.
There's an orgy dome at Burning Man?
Do you have to be a part of a couple to enter or do they have a single rider line like some amusement parks have?
I guess they’d have gender & preferences lines, so it’s not all just single cis men.
@@TreebeardsHome on the other hand, only having those in there would be fun!
Yes, we're called Burners, Stephen, and we would love to see you on the playa next year!🔥🔥🔥
funniest segment I've seen in a while, props to the writers on this one 😂
think he knows what kissing a rosebud means?...😂
I really don't think so!! Omfg I am DYING
@@QueerCripple Judging by the smile on his wife's face, I think he does!
That intro was out...way out, way out there more than usual 💫... 😂 that’s one wacky imagination 🥳 🌼
As you say Stephen, I sense everyone returning slowly to normalcy. It's a great feeling.
Frank Lloyd Wright, some good architecture nuggets there
Speaking of chick peas, I wonder what R Kelly is up to these days?
I'll show myself the door now. 😉
What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?
D****d T***p has never had a lentil on his face...
I'll be out behind you.
@@Forest_Fifer 😛 Let's grab a slice, my friend! 🍕
@@Forest_Fifer Ha ha ha haaaa!!
Good one bro! : )
That guy in the studio has the best laugh, we know you're talking straight to him, SC!
Stephen, you can't have feathers on the Playa. They are considered moop. The storms spread them everywhere.
I recently saw a video with people who went to go clean up moop, it was nice to hear that the REAL Burners are pissed at the people who leave that stuff behind
This intro was something Ron Swanson would have said. Both intros actually.
I’d pay good money to hear Nick Offerman’s cover.
"Kiss my rosebud"
Oh dang
Band Name of the Day: Ramshackle Raccoon Speakeasy
Band Name....or Song Title?
@@setinstone3090 Oh, Band Name, definitely! :-D
Somehow I have the feeling, the writers missed a chance of reminding us that new emojis are coming from THE UNICODE CONSORTIUM.
I can already hear Stephen saying it in all caps too...
Should QAnon be notified?
TACO BELL "MEAT SLAM!!!" C'MON Colbert I was waiting for that soundbite. 😂😂😂
Citizen Kane has been overtaken by Paddington 2 :)
"Get a wiff of that." I cringed so hard.
"In and Of Itself" was incredible. Highly recommend!
This episode is particularly brilliant
As a burner.. nailed it. Lol
We need Colbert's life style brand! Bring back Covetton House!!
KaKAW!!! *dying of laughter*
I absolutely love the intros to quarantine while!!!
Oh Stephen, don't you know how the internet works? You just guaranteed that rating dunked into the toliet....
perhaps but there's no such thing as bad PR so more and more people will see it.
Batiste: Not in Attendance
Oscars: Here's the TROPHY!
No Jon Batiste tonight? :(
😀
There's medical tents all over burning man's, black rock city (BRC) And if it's the person in serious need emergency medical attention besides what can be provided there, there's an international airport at BRC so they can be airlifted out just as easily.
Feathers are banned, occasionally they still make it in but they are heavily frowned upon. Real burners will be very unhappy if someone's wearing feathers and tell them why, because they fall off and shed too easily creating moop (stuff that falls off of people), and it's a leave no Trace event, you take out what you bring in + if you can, if you make any Trash you take it with you.
Yes there is an orgy dome but you don't have to participate in it there's stuff for every kind of person there that you can possibly think of (and stuff that will have you asking, is this real life) but you only have to participate in what you want to participate in. There's also an outdoor roller disco, there is the French Quarter, the Thunderdome , there is a kid Village - a place for families to be we're only family-friendly events are held. You might find a phone booth where you can go in it and talk to God, I did. He had great words of wisdom for me.
There's so many different things it's bananas. There's an arcade, there are tons of bars and clubs, drugs are actually not really permitted, that's not to say they don't make it in there.
There are police walking around patrolling the whole thing, I've even seen SWAT guys there.
There's literally any and everything there and all kinds of people from all walks of life from all over the world.
i just love this format with everyone giggling behind the camera
Still LMAO at Quaratinewhiles....thanks for helping us get through a global pandemic with laughter...your medicine is right up there with the vaccine!
Hat tip to the old RCMP officer in Nova Scotia with way too many followers for whispering to raccoons, James Blackwood.
I hate when I'm "tripping on ass" 🤣🤣
Yay! Stephen leading the US out of the darkness of Imperial Measures, to the logic and joy of the millimetre perfect Metric System.
The day I will fully understand these intro, I guess I can apply for US citizenship! 😆
"Damn The Defiant!" has a 100% on the Tomatometer.
"In & Of Itself" IS perfect. So good.
I dont know, I thought it was soooooo slow, had to quit after 20min. I want it on CZcams so i can watch it on 2x speed
Best Quarantinewhile intro...
1:19 Orgy Dome: 200 people enter 220 people leave.
love quarantine/meanwhile
Yes, Stephen, partook you may have but my question next would definitely be, "did you inhale though?"...🤭🤫🤣
Anyone find themselves tuning out of the intro more and more? Don't get me wrong, stil love it, I just tune out more and more
Watch the 14-minute 1942 USDA film, Hemp For Victory.
Then pass the Hemp For Victory Act.
But the Hippies...!
True hippies are geriatric now. Cannabis has excellent medicinal qualities. Instead of legalization, let's make its use mandatory.
@@drboze6781 Just imagine what the 1960s would have been like if hippies were growing "Marihuana" to make equipment for US soldiers in Vietnam.
In 1990, the same year that Hemp For Victory was officially released to the public, US Army soldiers were part of Cannabis raids in northern California called Operation Green Sweep.
What would people say if they found out that growing weed was actually considered patriotic during World War II?
@@Marijuanifornia - Well, hemp and weed are two different things that look exactly alike. The government (at the behest of the drug companies) decided there was no difference. It's like if you had a twin brother who committed a "crime" and they nabbed you. You'd protest, but they'd say, "but you look alike... so there!"
Or watch " Reefer Madness " .
You made me laugh so 👍🏽
Burning man ended a long time ago, it's just rich kids and creeps being as self centered as possible
Your best by far
Alright. It's abundantly obvious there are Burners on Colbert's writing staff.
Love Citizen Kane.
The orgy dome: 200 people enter, 300 people leave!
The writers have been KILLING the Meanwhile introductions lately!!
Quarantinewhile starts at 0:57
Isn't Goop a Gwyneth Paltrow cult?
That intro was ten minutes long...LOLOL
STEPHEN!! You kill me! I laugh my ass off watching you. You help me through this wacky time. Love you! ( not like that Evi..dont worry!) A day with out .. A late Show..well...sucks! You are craxy!! Lol
You said Do Due.... ha ha wahoo
2:09 - There's a reason why TACO spelled backwards says Oh CAT
Omg I love that couple so cute.
Dude laughing behind the scene laughing out loud is surely earning his pay check.laughing extra hard.
That speak easy sounds fun!
idk how but yesterday i completely preempted stephen doing today's monologue about woodworking.
How could you read all those words without even breathing...each day I wait for quarantinewhile and I bet to myself..."...This is the day he'll suffocate..." and I always loose
Don't wish that on our national treasure
Raccoon speakeasy 😍😍😍
Damn. This was to be my first Burning Man. 🤨😢
Wow! 👍
"Quarantine-while," actually only took about 0:55 to start this time!
(You're welcome) 🤜💥🤛
How do u get a job in a test kitchen lol
Ha ha that's a pretty good intro. I got in trouble for doing the same.
That "Back to normal" delivery was a Mastapiece!!!
0:59 I’m fairly certain he said doodoo
I heard that too.
So Rosebud was his... butt? I had it wrong all this time!
Still disappointed there's no suspicious stephen emoji
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There's a downside to heavy alcohol use?! Say it's not so....
ok under which Law and/or Standard Taco Bell has ever been considered "meat"?! "Food" was already stretching it
I love watching his show, but I hate it because I feel like a grandfather
I'm always saying Stephen's monologue is a bespoke Frank Lloyd Wright luxury birdhouse. Nobody seems to understand what I'm talking about, but now I finally know... Stephen gets it.
Citizen Kane devie, what are you a hundred?😇
Every Quarantinewhile he describes his monolog with topical.
ramshackle racoon speakeasy xDD
I love this part