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  • @greenisnotnick
    @greenisnotnick  Před rokem +755

    hey make sure u click that link and follow us on spotify and pre-save the song it would mean like a lot to me probably...

  • @brandonm949
    @brandonm949 Před rokem +3826

    "She must not sense fear. Make yourself bigger than you are."
    No, that's for bears, Dan. You're thinking of bears.

    • @msjkramey
      @msjkramey Před rokem +135

      I literally laughed out loud. This deserves more likes

    • @naeshelle
      @naeshelle Před rokem +53

      God the laugh I just let out was unreal.

    • @elysianblu
      @elysianblu Před rokem +24

      Hope this comment blows up lmao

    • @ikeysaurrexxe
      @ikeysaurrexxe Před rokem +33

      the scream i scrimpted

    • @onemore4567
      @onemore4567 Před rokem +4

      isn't that also like an oxymoron?

  • @moshlingfan9007
    @moshlingfan9007 Před rokem +2028

    i rate myself a 10/10 and since its subjective no one tell me im wrong.

    • @ralphwilsin
      @ralphwilsin Před rokem +211

      Nooooooo! Your breaking the scale! All the order to the world is falling out the window!!!

    • @br11annaa__61
      @br11annaa__61 Před rokem +77

      you are right

    • @Moomoo000
      @Moomoo000 Před rokem +346

      I rate myself a 1/1 because I’m the only one I should be comparing myself too!!

    • @elvenbugs
      @elvenbugs Před rokem +61

      slay

    • @moshlingfan9007
      @moshlingfan9007 Před rokem +154

      @@Moomoo000 that's a slay

  • @mocapcow2933
    @mocapcow2933 Před rokem +1741

    Right when he wrote charli as a 9, I got disgusted (not cause I think she’s ugly[im here age]) but because it’s creepy how older men prey on women who just turn 18. Or prey on any women in general too ig.

    • @carlcarl4287
      @carlcarl4287 Před rokem

      Straight cis men literally make countdowns to when female celebrities turn 18. So disgusting

    • @pusheenqueen519
      @pusheenqueen519 Před rokem +210

      I was just talking with my mother how the biggest complainers of young women/girls wearing comfy, baggy stuff or athleisure (that's sort of just the fashion now) are men. Like, older men mad that these girls aren't dressing to impress or wearing things that will appeal to them. It's bad enough men can be as delusional as to believe women should dress for them, but then they're actually getting mad literal children aren't.

    • @acornautumn9927
      @acornautumn9927 Před rokem +182

      “She (any 18 yr old celeb) is finally legal” lay off please 🤢 she doesnt want you

    • @MagicWhatsItCalled
      @MagicWhatsItCalled Před rokem +116

      Right?? It's so transparent how they rate women as "more agreeable, more open" as more attractive, outright stating they want less mature women who aren't wise to their manipulation yet

    • @NexLegacyAccount
      @NexLegacyAccount Před rokem

      I'm a lesbian who used to get crushes on the women he put into the "youthful 9s" category when I was younger. Every single one of them had severe emotional issues and childhood trauma, and therefore were very vulnerable to being manipulated. This dude has predator vibes and a slight Oedipus complex.

  • @Beenutbutter99
    @Beenutbutter99 Před rokem +2432

    As a black woman, I can confirm our hot girl psychology does have different rules. We are the Alolan Meowths of women. I will not elaborate on this further, you either get it or you don't.

    • @cheyemily6066
      @cheyemily6066 Před rokem +241

      This is a certified "The girls that get it, get it" moment, and I'm here for it.

    • @GYAXA
      @GYAXA Před rokem +139

      What I’m hearing is you get a really big head once you turn 28

    • @Eyeconic110
      @Eyeconic110 Před rokem +42

      bro someone explain i didnt watch pokemon plsss

    • @hi6575
      @hi6575 Před rokem +132

      @@Eyeconic110 meowth is a Pokémon that typically has tan fur, but the Alolan Meowth (different region in Pokémon) has grey fur and a rounder face due to selective breeding

    • @litttlepigboy
      @litttlepigboy Před rokem +5

      exactly you get it

  • @butternutson
    @butternutson Před rokem +4085

    not only is this man judging women on a scale that goes into the DECIMAL places like they're minecraft updates, i know for a fact he's only talking about white women (as you brought up). you CANNOT tell me he was referring to any other person on the planet than white women. EDIT: oh my god i commented this before the end of the video. does he just think woc are aliens--

    • @litttlepigboy
      @litttlepigboy Před rokem

      LMFAOOOOOO this is literally what i was thinking b4 the video started like ik that mf was ONLY talking about white women

    • @uwu2u436
      @uwu2u436 Před rokem +269

      It also makes me wonder how he categorizes multiracial individuals as well lmao

    • @AndrewTominac
      @AndrewTominac Před rokem +182

      Maybe it’s xenophobia too and he literally sees them as “ aliens”

    • @nanners2542
      @nanners2542 Před rokem +81

      lmao minecraft updates 😭

    • @indyraweng777
      @indyraweng777 Před rokem +5

      What is woc?

  • @naeshelle
    @naeshelle Před rokem +848

    The idea that the beauty of Black women can’t be quantified on a “typical” scale of beauty is so insulting it’s actually complementary. Is he implying our beauty is so ethereal we require a different metric of measurement? Because that’s what it sounds like lmao.

    • @faithgreen9115
      @faithgreen9115 Před rokem +104

      It’s cause he knows ur out of his league so he doesn’t even bother

    • @thenotsoamazinggracetnsag3463
      @thenotsoamazinggracetnsag3463 Před rokem +51

      White women are inches but we are centimeters??!??

    • @iburntmytoe3470
      @iburntmytoe3470 Před rokem

      Alpha males all have an undercurrent of like… eugenics enthusiasm. Pitting women against each other, ranking white and Asian women above black women and other women of color. They have homophobia towards gay men and lesbian women and hate towards gender non-conforming people. They want to control women and squander sexuality. Yucky. Don’t waste time with men like this, they go nowhere.

    • @Dandidoodles
      @Dandidoodles Před rokem

      Plot twist! The misogynist is ALSO racist?!!??! 😱😱😱

    • @huh1327
      @huh1327 Před rokem +2

      thats the thing. anything people say to differentiate women from men can be taken as compliments. for example, in some languages, the word children can also be used as a word for "bunch of male kids" so if you look at it, you can think "oh is it because its not necessary to create a common word for boys and girls cuz girls are not as important" or it can be "girls are so important that they need another word just for them"

  • @CanIswearinmyhandle
    @CanIswearinmyhandle Před rokem +388

    Men will look at astrology and make fun of it and then they go and re-invent astrology but with more mysogyny

    • @vector3d654
      @vector3d654 Před rokem +54

      And then identify as Greek symbols (i.e., alpha beta sigma)

    • @CanIswearinmyhandle
      @CanIswearinmyhandle Před rokem +35

      @@vector3d654 Oh yeah men will also give the hierarchies in their mysogyny-astrology the same names as the hierarchies in supernatural fanfic werewolf porn

    • @unknownentity4864
      @unknownentity4864 Před rokem +5

      mystrology

    • @pettyprincess3098
      @pettyprincess3098 Před rokem

      @@unknownentity4864 that’s sounds way too cool for those mysoginistic losers

    • @zzyzxzzyzx
      @zzyzxzzyzx Před rokem

      That's p much what alpha male crap is lol horoscopes but a version that fragile-y masculine boys are less insecure using bc it boosts their egos while putting down women.

  • @asimplecabbage6694
    @asimplecabbage6694 Před rokem +544

    I think one really big difference between the astrology girls and these weird numbers guys is that the astrology girls at least seem like they're having fun with it. You can ask them about what your horoscope is or what they think about twin flames or anything like that, and they always seem so happy and excited to talk about it. Weird number guys just seem really mad all the time.

    • @estinsidebottom
      @estinsidebottom Před rokem

      I Think The Main Difference Here Is With The Substance Of The Weird Pseudoscience Itself.
      Astrology Is Very Vague In A Positive Way Whereas This Numbers Stuff Is Vague In A Negative Way.
      The Best Way I Can Describe It Is That Astrology Is Presented As A Sort Of "Real Life Lore", It's Magical And Unknowable And Fun!
      However The Manosphere (Which Is What I Think All This "Alpha Male" Type Of Bullshit Is Called) Is Presented As "The Truth About Women". It's A Bleak Misreading Of Reality That Has "Us Vs Them" Written All Over It. If You Were To Believe Women Have All The Power, And Their Pickiness And Seemingly Stupid Decisions Are The Reason You're So Lonely. Wouldn't You Be Angry Talking About It Too? I Know I Would.
      Thank The Stars Neither Of Those Things Are True.

    • @cherrylino9537
      @cherrylino9537 Před rokem +47

      wait you’re so right

    • @captaincaspian42
      @captaincaspian42 Před rokem +95

      Horoscope girls are really good at math and will make you an entire birth chart and fix your diet for you, while number dudes will tell you everything that's wrong with you.

    • @sporkzzz
      @sporkzzz Před rokem +9

      @@captaincaspian42 "wrong" lol

    • @ravenous_ravenclaw5630
      @ravenous_ravenclaw5630 Před rokem +5

      Plus the astrology girls also tie back to spirituality, while the number guys are just mean

  • @k3upikachu
    @k3upikachu Před rokem +910

    I hate how I know how shity the number rating system is and it's still internalized against my will. Like, I simultaneously think it's stupid and reductive and dehumanizing while still feeling a little flattered if a guy tells me I'm an 8. I want a lobotomy

    • @jayahlynn321
      @jayahlynn321 Před rokem +66

      was searching for a comment that explained my feelings. thank you

    • @mocapcow2933
      @mocapcow2933 Před rokem +83

      Fr, it’s weird how normalized it has become sometimes for both parties. Hell, I don’t even like using number ratings for music or movies. It’s even worse to use it for humans.

    • @k3upikachu
      @k3upikachu Před rokem +95

      @@jayahlynn321it's an uncomfortable feeling, right?? I found myself wondering "I wonder if I'm an 8.3 or an 8.5?" and was like, 'wait wtf is wrong with me?' We've been so brainwashed lol. I'm constantly trying to unlearn what I've been taught about my own worth, but the lifetime of objectification is deeply ingrained 😮‍💨

    • @sonia625
      @sonia625 Před rokem +33

      huh, I rate myself as like 4 on a good day, and sub-zero on a bad acne day. mostly cuz I've been raised in a culture that only sees like translucent-white skinny blonde blue-eyed women as attractive, girls that are not blonde and don't have blue eyes are a automatically considered "ugly".

    • @mightymeatymech
      @mightymeatymech Před rokem +19

      @@k3upikachu one time i saw a commercial for a product that tightens your neck skin and unlocked a new insecurity lol i understand this way too well

  • @joecosby4714
    @joecosby4714 Před rokem +628

    Im so glad i grew up around women. I couldn't imagine thinking about another human like misogynists do

    • @soosoolar
      @soosoolar Před rokem +2

      i always ask myself how these men are able to speak like this about other women while having literal mothers. like they came out of someone's womb fgs

    • @Dandidoodles
      @Dandidoodles Před rokem +5

      Same

  • @jess-ze1jj
    @jess-ze1jj Před rokem +414

    As a woman the statement “…take up space. She must feel safe when you are with her…” seems like an oxymoron and makes me super uncomfy

    • @pinecone189
      @pinecone189 Před 10 měsíci

      I don't think he knows what take up space means

  • @MsLuckoftheDraw
    @MsLuckoftheDraw Před rokem +216

    Woman automatically feel afraid and you must make sure she doesn't feel afriad. So make her feel small and powerless, take away her agency, objectify her, and don't forget, 8's want you to act like a psychopath. You know. So they feel safe.

    • @leahflower9924
      @leahflower9924 Před rokem +7

      And maybe bind her feet lol

    • @DabiLOVmember
      @DabiLOVmember Před rokem +7

      @@leahflower9924 and maybe put tape over her mouth lmao

    • @vaniliever
      @vaniliever Před rokem +5

      @@DabiLOVmember keep her in your house

    • @gyubearr.
      @gyubearr. Před rokem +4

      @@vaniliever specifically in your basement or attic

    • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
      @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis Před rokem +1

      Tell her you want to “show her something” and then hit her over the head and stuff her in the trunk. Most women absolutely LOVE that
      LMAO

  • @hauntedsunsets
    @hauntedsunsets Před rokem +292

    "in order to get an 8 your best bet as a man is to act like a psychopath" sounds like satire of this kind of guy, holy shit how does come up with these sentences

  • @caladoom7201
    @caladoom7201 Před rokem +1727

    It's funny that he mentioned Cleopatra because she wasn't particularly beautiful. In fact she had a lot of physical traits that were considered unattractive. The thing is that she was so charismatic and had such a charming personality people couldn't help being infatuated with her. Maybe if he had read more about Cleopatra he would have stopped this bullsh*t xD
    ps sorry if I misspelled something English it's not my first language;;

    • @vector3d654
      @vector3d654 Před rokem +111

      I also heard that she was hunched back.... Damnnn she must be having a bomb charisma cause even Anthony fell for her..... And that guy was smart as hell

    • @bruisedkneecap
      @bruisedkneecap Před rokem +158

      (just wanted to let you know your english is perfect ! hope you have a good day)

    • @surekya
      @surekya Před rokem +48

      @@bruisedkneecap bye this is so sweet🥺…

    • @ctorres236
      @ctorres236 Před rokem +56

      Your English is amazing, nothing is misspelled (I don’t think there is at least), better than some native English speakers I know lol

    • @princessofhell4639
      @princessofhell4639 Před rokem +20

      Your English is great no lie its better then mine as a native English speaker istg

  • @carlcarl4287
    @carlcarl4287 Před rokem +483

    List of Man Qualities my bf must have:
    -beautiful dark eyes
    -strong, muscled legs
    -tongue that can catch bugs out of the air
    -prime lilypad real estate
    -frog. be a frog.

  • @moshlingfan9007
    @moshlingfan9007 Před rokem +324

    i thought it was going to be okay cuz he wasnt being as awful toward women as most dating coaches but it just got worse and worse and worse.

    • @thenotsoamazinggracetnsag3463
      @thenotsoamazinggracetnsag3463 Před rokem +12

      I’m surprised to know that the Moshi Monster community is still around.

    • @moshlingfan9007
      @moshlingfan9007 Před rokem +8

      @@thenotsoamazinggracetnsag3463 its mostly a joke but i did rlly like that game when i was little. unfortunately the game is very much dead.

    • @naaat3278
      @naaat3278 Před rokem +3

      I really hope this isn’t how most guys think because I was genuinely shocked. Like if I see a cute guy I’m like “oh he’s cute” and don’t try to rate or do anything deep w the fact that they’re attractive 😭

  • @EerieOctober
    @EerieOctober Před rokem +154

    My favorite thing about this is that these guys are the same people who think being gay is a choice. Like y’all believe a woman can just decide at any time to be attracted to other women instead‚ and you’re still gonna give them extra reasons to?

    • @dasiasaur
      @dasiasaur Před rokem

      These are also the people that think lesbianism is for the male gaze so I don’t think they’re worried about it😬

  • @evilsnailmom241
    @evilsnailmom241 Před rokem +172

    as a woman i can speak for all women to have ever existed and let me just say, we all have lists, very specifically carefully caligraphied lists that are hung up in our homes and actually written by our mothers. All women have the same traits and the same lists and we all want the same things because were all one person , its a proven fact

    • @AlbinoAxolotl
      @AlbinoAxolotl Před rokem +44

      Yep! I remember the special day when I became old enough to be a “woman.” My mom sat down at my List Ceremony and wrote out that list in the special calligraphy she had practiced for years just for that important day! I imagine every other female has similar memories. Ah to be a woman and reach for the same man as every other woman. It’s what unites us all!

    • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
      @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis Před rokem +6

      My list was actually bequeathed to me from my grandmother. But I had to split it 6 ways with my 5 sisters so my list is short

  • @babysp1c3666
    @babysp1c3666 Před rokem +473

    I genuinely think this is the craziest way of thinking I’ve ever seen in my life. Really made me realise that because of the internet there is now such a large group of men involved in this delusion that human beings and gender can be categorised like this and they somehow see it as the “real” and the “highest” way of thinking. It makes me wonder if people so involved in these deeply rooted ways of thinking will ever be able to view other humans at face value again.

    • @skywayve7473
      @skywayve7473 Před rokem +20

      Some of these sentences make me think for a second that there is no chance in hell that he ISN’T trolling. But then I remember the sheer amount of time this man has had to invest to put this amount of content into the world. Baffling.

    • @babysp1c3666
      @babysp1c3666 Před rokem +11

      @@skywayve7473 Yeah I went into the comment section and found other accounts a lot similar too. There was one guy claiming that this entire thread was false because most of the women pictured seem infertile without “child bearing hips” and going on his account led me to a bunch of white supremacist tweets. He was also worshipping this random Twitter account similar to the one in this video calling him “master” and “sir” to get advice about women. It’s terrifying but I couldn’t help but laugh that these people actually exist.

    • @juliee593
      @juliee593 Před rokem +8

      This is also the same feeling I get whenever I see a complete lost cause of an incel. I wonder if they will ever be able to have genuine human interactions because their narrative is so ingrained in them and makes them categorise every single human behaviour into a little box defined by their incel terminology (like "cock caroussel", "Stacy", "Chad, "looksmaxing" and all that jargon), so they will never see any action anyone does as what it is, and they will never try to understand the unique personality traits, ideas, habits and thought patterns of another person. It's like they don't even know what being human is. It's really sad.

  • @octorift2869
    @octorift2869 Před rokem +81

    hes rating women acting like he isnt a -1/10 himself

  • @camm5245
    @camm5245 Před rokem +92

    This is literally MBTI for people who've never seen the outdoors

  • @SuperRat420
    @SuperRat420 Před rokem +2333

    Men really just need to see women as people, that's it.
    Even with my close male friends I've known my entire life, almost all of them report a 'oh women are people too' moment and I've never EVER heard that from fellow women about men.
    I dunno if it has to do with you being the penetrative partner or whatever, like how soldiers need to dehumanize those they shoot, but dudes, you GOTTA figure this out.

    • @TurbopropPuppy
      @TurbopropPuppy Před rokem +259

      That reminds me of what Shaun said in his recent video on Ex Machina. To paraphrase, "They don't see the androids as human, they see them as women."

    • @D3LTAG1RL
      @D3LTAG1RL Před rokem

      thanks gaydicks420

    • @jits8767
      @jits8767 Před rokem +114

      not to undercut your message, but with my first bf i definitely had a 'oh hes a person too' moment bc teenage boys act like they never get hurt and i didnt realise that was some kind of facade of toxic masculinity. i was just kinda stupid, teenagers just are. women aren't magically more socially empathetic and caring than men. all just people

    • @elbis1964
      @elbis1964 Před rokem +321

      @@jits8767 It's not that woman are more empathetic, the culture we live in dehumanizes woman. So men have this problem a lot more than women, i think.

    • @k3upikachu
      @k3upikachu Před rokem +111

      I don't think my brothers ever had to have that revelation because I'm such an assertive big sister. They couldn't not know that women are people with their own thoughts, feelings, and preferences. I'm just too loud and weird. They both have really cool girlfriends so imma take credit for that

  • @ItsDarkHUD
    @ItsDarkHUD Před rokem +584

    the objectification of women is just insane. most men do not see women as people, but objects that have to be up to their standard to perform correctly.

    • @_letstartariot
      @_letstartariot Před rokem +6

      I wouldn’t say most men. Across my life, they’re in the minority.

    • @coolgillsman8014
      @coolgillsman8014 Před rokem +16

      @@_letstartariot I don’t know. A lot of this isn’t so overt. Nowadays people are being way more open about their negative feelings towards women but the low key stuff has been at least somewhat normalized for a very long time. It’s something that is taught but usually not on an obvious level. Sometimes it’s something everyone is expected to roll with and it’s in the background such as chore distributions in households and childcare responsibilities that keep women at home. It’s the stereotypes about being overly emotional and the way society shames men for doing literally anything seen even so much as as feminine adjacent. Men aren’t taught to value feminine qualities and often are taught to outright reject those traits in themselves. It’s not always as obvious as a rating scale, although that too was very much normalized and still is in certain circles. I think the dehumanization runs deep and even women can begin to devalue and dehumanize themselves and other women because of how women are portrayed overall. Society doesn’t treat traits decided to be “feminine” as useful or positive unless those qualities are used in service to others, usually inside the home with those traits directed specifically at a husband and children. Not all men, yeah, that’s obvious. Great men exist, yes. Most men, I don’t think, are mask off women haters, but low key misogyny has been instilled as a normal way of life. It just benefits men, who happen to also be mainly blind the the effects, more than it benefits the women who buy into it.

    • @ItsDarkHUD
      @ItsDarkHUD Před rokem +1

      @@coolgillsman8014 100% agree with you

  • @gerbenrasing
    @gerbenrasing Před rokem +154

    Imagine dating someone and thinking: "yeah this is a 7, pretty good but there is room for improvement." Shouldn't you always think that your girlfriend is a 10/10?

    • @val141_
      @val141_ Před rokem +11

      Not in toxic relationships like this guy called dan would be in. As an example, my bf wouldn't even rate me as a 1/10. After many arguments we just broke up lol. Honestly I don't even know why he decided to go for someone he didn't even like. But I'm alright now, living my best life out there.
      Ladies, don't stay in relationships that just doesn't work for the sake of avoiding controversy. You'll feel better without some guy making you feel like you're not a human.
      Edit: I forgot to say I'm nonbinary, which might've affected his viewpoint but I didn't even look androgynous.

    • @Leig5H0T
      @Leig5H0T Před rokem +2

      I mean everyone has flaws. It's kinda unrealistic to think your girlfriend would be a perfect human being because that doesn't exist. Although 7 is a little low because that's a C grade. Definitely should atleast be 9

    • @EmyN
      @EmyN Před rokem +17

      @@Leig5H0T I don't think 10/10 means perfection, I think it means perfect with the way they are

    • @sicsempertyrannus6685
      @sicsempertyrannus6685 Před rokem +2

      @@Leig5H0T you should be rating people with letters or numbers or anything wtf

    • @Leig5H0T
      @Leig5H0T Před rokem

      @@sicsempertyrannus6685 no i shouldn't

  • @justine5077
    @justine5077 Před rokem +78

    why does this rating of women feel like the plot of a YA novel or fanfic au lol

  • @tuntehund
    @tuntehund Před rokem +691

    what an accomplishment! this guy deserves the most noble award there is. i cant even begin to remember how many times i have had the misfortune of interacting with some seemingly unsolvable women. hats off to this brave fellow! he’s done it!!!

    • @ralphwilsin
      @ralphwilsin Před rokem +22

      Women don't need to be solved! I would change nothing about women! I LOVE women!!!

    • @dolphinman9896
      @dolphinman9896 Před rokem +32

      @@ralphwilsin y'know they're being sarcastic, right?

    • @Moomoo000
      @Moomoo000 Před rokem +31

      @@ralphwilsin we love women yes but op was being sarcastic

    • @tuntehund
      @tuntehund Před rokem +1

      @@Moomoo000 yeah i was, women are great

    • @MOTHHMAN
      @MOTHHMAN Před rokem +19

      @@ralphwilsin this is so wholesome omg yes we love women here

  • @ludovicatirone4304
    @ludovicatirone4304 Před rokem +91

    The way he talks about women and their arbitrary scale sounds like the enneagram: "women who are a 6 tend to be more free, while women who are a 7 or 8 are more pragmatic and ingenious". Genuinely sounds like the horoscope lmao
    Edit: okay nick literally mentioned it 5 seconds later im grad we are on the same page

    • @hagelslag9312
      @hagelslag9312 Před rokem +3

      I've seen many men joke and shit on women who enjoy astrology, but how is this any different? Rating with 7's and speaking of alpha males and shit.

    • @dr.alphys
      @dr.alphys Před rokem

      @@hagelslag9312 no literally so true

    • @vikli5966
      @vikli5966 Před rokem +3

      it’s fucking hilarious I kept connecting the numbers to enneagram in my head and he mentioned it immediately 💀 a lot of the older theory descriptions for enneagram types sound just like him too in describing the type in women

  • @cicadathegod8277
    @cicadathegod8277 Před rokem +37

    This is the longest set up to a 7 ate 9 joke I’ve ever heard

  • @courtney2578
    @courtney2578 Před rokem +54

    I know men like this are the loud minority but goddamn does this make me absolutely horrified at current dating pool

    • @wormofalltime
      @wormofalltime Před rokem +2

      literally like why is there a whole manual and subscription box, just be a normal person 😭

    • @chilichinashop
      @chilichinashop Před rokem

      I know this is random, but we follow similar people! How cool~

  • @KTr0ck
    @KTr0ck Před rokem +89

    the fact that there are ppl out there who genuinely believe this horseshit is utterly baffling to me

  • @cookingwithsilence
    @cookingwithsilence Před rokem +66

    Oh god he said a woman's biggest negative emotion is fear??? And I, being a person who believes 99% of statements expose us for our true bias. He's essentially confirming that woman in his life fear him.... poor guy

  • @mushthatoatmeal6547
    @mushthatoatmeal6547 Před rokem +128

    wrong im genderfluid i can confirm whenever im a girl im immediately required to form a list of what i want otherwise i will die

    • @babotond
      @babotond Před rokem +4

      is it the same list every time or a different one?

    • @mushthatoatmeal6547
      @mushthatoatmeal6547 Před rokem +4

      ​@@babotond it always consists of uh whatever this man says. however as i am currently in man form i am unable to answer this question

    • @idiomatic444
      @idiomatic444 Před rokem +1

      Same

    • @idiomatic444
      @idiomatic444 Před rokem +1

      I'm like somewhere on the genderfluid spectrum, usually nonbinary but lean man and woman on different days. It's fun

  • @midnight.ash11
    @midnight.ash11 Před rokem +70

    rating people by numbers has got to be the worst thing ever, like its just not possible to really rate a person, people have so many qualities to just put that down to a single number is just so stupid

    • @j1430
      @j1430 Před rokem +15

      i think it’s personally dehumanizing to either gender. Like attractiveness and people in general being put on a number makes no sense, it’s too arbitrary and at worst uses problematic beauty standards which often changes depending on the time period.
      like why are real human beings which all have physical flaws and imperfections be put on a fucking numerical scale what??3$:$&:

  • @icedbergamot
    @icedbergamot Před rokem +95

    Man really thought he did something by making a Dewey Decimal Woman Rating System huh

    • @paadoxal
      @paadoxal Před rokem

      hahdhah that's so funny noo

    • @aadreein
      @aadreein Před rokem +4

      Oh, damn. I love 7.78s (Specific fields and special kinds of photography). can't believe this dude was right and 7s are better than 8s (music, which I did not study). smh

  • @KhanaHatake
    @KhanaHatake Před rokem +26

    Things women want: 1) Respect 2) Kindness
    Things women don't want: 1) Dan.

    • @kat-nd3un
      @kat-nd3un Před rokem +2

      my abusive ex-fiancé was named Dan... so that checks out 😂

  • @comradepeggyhill9085
    @comradepeggyhill9085 Před rokem +66

    he’s right to find the hawtness rating of a WOC you have to use the quadratic formula and find her matching slope intercept

  • @jl4260
    @jl4260 Před rokem +30

    This is like angel numbers for misogynists.

  • @MaxMcNultyYouTube
    @MaxMcNultyYouTube Před rokem +41

    I don’t think this dude has ever met a woman and for everyone’s sake I hope he never does.

  • @magstpwk
    @magstpwk Před rokem +29

    "Most hit the wall" oh you mean like men when they're angry, Dan?

  • @clevernickname8095
    @clevernickname8095 Před rokem +114

    Reading this as an adult these types of posts are both hilarious and sad. But insecure 12 year old me would absolutely take everything this guy said to heart. Please continue to bully these posts so no one ever takes them seriously ever again

  • @milly7787
    @milly7787 Před rokem +107

    He's literally pairing the Big Five personality traits (a genuine thing from psychological trait theory) with numbers bro what the fuck 😭 This makes ZERO sense as your appearance has very little influence on your personality (except how people have treated you because of it throughout your life) AND it is highly subjective so this "system" is inherently flawed.

    • @leahflower9924
      @leahflower9924 Před rokem +1

      Yes I think looks can distort perception though your looks open the door for someone to take the time to get to know you further, also very good looking people are allowed to have worse personalities or a lack of one and still be popular etc..

    • @vikli5966
      @vikli5966 Před rokem +2

      I KNOW LMFAOOOO I DIED WHEN HE BROUGHT OUT THE BIG FIVE… at this point bro is making up a personality system of his own

  • @Vincisomething
    @Vincisomething Před rokem +116

    If this guy dated someone, I feel like he cares about her appearance not just for his arbitrary reasons but because he also cares what other people thinks he has. You expect me to believe this guy has healthy relationships and is secure with himself? This is not written like someone who knows what he wants, no normal guy (or any person) does this lol.
    I wonder what this guy rates himself and if a higher score also means higher neurotisism for men. Which I doubt.

  • @kitthew
    @kitthew Před rokem +38

    also applying personality traits to people based on their physical attributes is quite literally rooted in eugenics✨✨✨✨

  • @davidroark8639
    @davidroark8639 Před rokem +89

    Oh my God, not even a mathematics major with a PhD could learn this sorcery.

  • @thelastchannelonyoutube
    @thelastchannelonyoutube Před rokem +204

    Please tell me this is satire, please tell me there’s not a real life person who calls himself “Speed Read Dan”, who has a profile pic with glowing red eyes, who crushes on Lauren Southern of all people, and thinks he’s in a position to give dating advice. Please tell me this is a elaborate joke at the expense of overly online men.

    • @nurturingcompassion
      @nurturingcompassion Před rokem +3

      I’m begging!!

    • @erina2600
      @erina2600 Před rokem +2

      It’s just so unbelievable that it feels like satire - likee sureeeely a real person doesn’t actually act like this

    • @mayamartinez9654
      @mayamartinez9654 Před rokem +1

      nah if you looks at his twitter account its somehow worse that this thread

  • @goldensloth7
    @goldensloth7 Před rokem +32

    i didnt know the 1-10 girl attractiveness scale was the dude version of the zodiac

  • @jacobkissinger5540
    @jacobkissinger5540 Před rokem +22

    I’m glad you said that this sounded like racism or eugenics, because that’s exactly what I was thinking the whole time. This guy has the same energy as an old-timey race science enthusiast, but with arbitrary categories of hotness rather than arbitrary categories of race.

  • @themagicknightress7132
    @themagicknightress7132 Před rokem +185

    Saw somewhere that men are likely to rate women as more attractive than average and women to rate men as less attractive than average. Some people may say that that’s because women have higher standards and un unrealistic idea of what the average man looks like, but I think it’s bc men generally aren’t as attractive as women and are less likely to put effort into their appearance

    • @faithgreen9115
      @faithgreen9115 Před rokem

      @Moon Relate being bi in high school is only pursuing women cause the men are too crusty

    • @shannonb4011
      @shannonb4011 Před rokem +1

      @Moon Relate ouuuu what ships on AO3? Lol

    • @shannonb4011
      @shannonb4011 Před rokem +2

      @Moon Relate excellent choices 👌 👏 There was quite a lot of Big Four stuff out at the time. I recently fell back into the void with several Milkavich fics from Shameless

    • @r.d826
      @r.d826 Před rokem +31

      I think it's also because "we know better"? I don't know how to say it, but when I see a woman, I am almost immediately attracted to her in a way that I feel that women are shinier, nicer, they are just like stars in the sky. But for men, I don't dare rank them high unless I know them or feel a certain way about them? Like Nick, maybe if I met him in the street I would rate him as an average man. But watching his videos, seeing how he thinks, and what he shows us make him be a full-on perfect man for me, like a 10/10 no doubt possible. I just think women tend to be more critical of men because we are scared about who they really are, at least that's what I think

    • @s...5885
      @s...5885 Před rokem +1

      real

  • @princecaspian03
    @princecaspian03 Před rokem +45

    This man really put ‘hawt’ and ‘fairer’ in the same tweet and expected to be taken seriously lol
    Edit: I finished the video, it gets so much worse

  • @DMO-DMO-DMO
    @DMO-DMO-DMO Před rokem +21

    I thought it was pretty bad, and then he said KNOWN WHITE NATIONALIST LAUREN SOUTHERN IS A 7
    WAT

    • @leahbeth8335
      @leahbeth8335 Před rokem +10

      That definitely tracks with the creepy eugenicist vibe of this whole thing.

    • @DMO-DMO-DMO
      @DMO-DMO-DMO Před rokem +10

      @@leahbeth8335 yeah they're really into.... "assigning numbers" to people 😬

  • @connoraltier7081
    @connoraltier7081 Před rokem +265

    The weird thing about ‘fair’ as a descriptor for a woman is that it technically means shes white/pale. So its not actually a compliment, its just calling her white

    • @caffe1n8ed
      @caffe1n8ed Před rokem +29

      “The paler sex” 💀💀💀😂😂

    • @shart8008
      @shart8008 Před rokem

      i love my bitches anemic and on their period 😍😍

    • @leahflower9924
      @leahflower9924 Před rokem

      I used to hate being fair skinned but now I'm ok with it I had to put make up on for my skin and I could never find the right shade lol

    • @axolotlsareverycool
      @axolotlsareverycool Před rokem +10

      I think he meant the gentler sex? The fact that he got the word fair mixed up with gentler kinda shows what he thinks of white people thiugh

    • @afckingegg7585
      @afckingegg7585 Před rokem +21

      No, this use of "fair" just means prettier. It's an older use of the word.

  • @YoBGS
    @YoBGS Před rokem +37

    Unless his solution is to become a monk and take himself out of society to minimize the damage he's doing to the world... he's gonna have to try again.

    • @SuperRat420
      @SuperRat420 Před rokem

      Nah man cause even doing that contributes to the notion that women and desire only cause problems. Every voluntary celibate is a misogynist in reality

  • @jooleary9217
    @jooleary9217 Před rokem +27

    this guy is actually fucking insane…..like seriously one of the most confusing yet concerning things i’ve ever read.

  • @darkeimp555
    @darkeimp555 Před rokem +91

    "Make yourself bigger than you are" is this dating advice or advice on what to do when a bear walks into your campsite?! 🤣
    Someone should tell Dan that tactic is meant to scare things away, and let me tell you, it'll definitely work on women lol
    Also I must say I only just found out you do music but I love it! I finally signed up for spotify for the first time so I could pre-save your song. I hope it does well!

    • @nurturingcompassion
      @nurturingcompassion Před rokem +5

      Yes, Bears and women. Same set of rules.
      🐻💁‍♀️
      - Don’t disturb us while we are sleeping
      - Never get between us and our cubs
      - Protect your snacks by keeping them locked away
      - Never run. Running away will only provoke us more

  • @foxxxyg
    @foxxxyg Před rokem +20

    As a trans dude who transitioned later in life, I feel like I have a unique perspective on this. Most gay men want someone who is good at communicating, on the same page generally about boundaries in a relationship and goals in life, funny, and sexually compatible. Shockingly, it seems like most straight women want the same thing. I have been with several men who follow these weird Dan rules or some version of them and every single relationship with one devolved into full blown abuse whether it was a gay or straight relationship. I am not sure why these dudes are so prevalent and seem to garner a following. It's like a weird abuse cult thing, not a genuine attempt at helping men find good partners.

  • @vogelvrouw
    @vogelvrouw Před rokem +10

    I do have a list,
    1 nice person
    2 respects women
    3 thats it

    • @anthrohuman8272
      @anthrohuman8272 Před rokem +3

      I have a list too but that’s cause I’m autistic and keep accidentally friendzoning people I actually like cause idk how social interactions work and a list cues me into thinking of people as potential romance partner lol 😂 it’s weird but also just about being basically decent human people lol

  • @CactusBrook
    @CactusBrook Před rokem +30

    Nick I loved this video so much. But as a woman, I am now in immense fear and panic due to my big emotions overwhelming my tiny woman brain

  • @patrickwoodward2668
    @patrickwoodward2668 Před rokem +8

    “This sounds like a eugenics, racism thing” My guy name dropped Lauren Southern at the top, it is absolutely a eugenics, racism thing

  • @dorkchops
    @dorkchops Před rokem +43

    Im so glad this man was able to explain myself to me.

    • @leahflower9924
      @leahflower9924 Před rokem

      This is the reason women wrote feminist books in 60s and 70s because men thought they had them all figured out so they had to write books just to dispel the myths 🤦

  • @Kelgore
    @Kelgore Před rokem +11

    i love how he got fractal at 8.2. like u thought you had to memorize 10 types of women? nah its actually 100 different types from 0.1-9.9

  • @Crystalcreates333
    @Crystalcreates333 Před rokem +13

    if these guys believe being a woman is so “fair” and “better” then why dont they just transition and live their life as women? some food for thought

  • @NatTheNewt
    @NatTheNewt Před rokem +10

    I think it's fine to have lists
    -smells nice
    -treats servers well
    -smokes weed
    -not british

  • @iniyama
    @iniyama Před rokem +3

    wait, so they rate us from 0-10
    10 is the best
    7's have different/better traits than 8's
    but 10 is the best
    HOW?

    • @princessofhell4639
      @princessofhell4639 Před rokem

      Nah nah 8s are all better cus even tho they might have terrible personalitys and that at least they look super beautiful for some time yk

  • @whitneyjameson1849
    @whitneyjameson1849 Před rokem +21

    My favorite thing about "making yourself seem bigger than you are" is that I worked nights for a few years during college (and a little bit after) and there were times where people would ask me, "Don't you get scared walking around campus at night?" And I would always tell them, "No, but if I ever do get scared, my plan is to just wave my arms around and make myself seem bigger than I really am."

  • @zeecaptain42
    @zeecaptain42 Před rokem +5

    My Jewish friend always says "when they got a solution to your people group: You gonna have a bad time."

  • @metamorphony8834
    @metamorphony8834 Před rokem +3

    Dude dropped off of medieval times and first thing he does is reinvent a bible on twitter

  • @StoutCorvus
    @StoutCorvus Před rokem +12

    I don't have Twitter, but I did a quick look up on Dan's profile. He has some crazy things posted. He seems to be a weird conspiracy theorist about human history and how the planet works. The grotesque comments about women and modern culture are par for the course, but like, he's more unhinged than he presented in the thread about women. And that was massively unhinged already.

  • @kam.kami.kamryn
    @kam.kami.kamryn Před rokem +21

    the taking up space tip I actually find super helpful… my simple brain couldn’t comprehend most of this advice, but this tip I will utilize. when I see a man start to raise his arms and plant his feet firmly, I’ll know that he is the man for me 👍🏾

  • @kquinnvandevelde1384
    @kquinnvandevelde1384 Před rokem +8

    "a woman's default negative emotion is fear" I think he is mixing up being a woman with having an anxiety disorder.

  • @maximumbees
    @maximumbees Před rokem +8

    "you gotta talk about the nonbinary babes if youre talking about 7's" finally some validation

  • @NateBeeman
    @NateBeeman Před rokem +16

    I made the mistake of going to his twitter and he has this insane thread that is ostensibly about Barbie, but goes to some weird racist places.

  • @willmax95
    @willmax95 Před rokem +26

    Do another one! This thread was awesome, this guy really knows how women work, better than they know themselves.

    • @willmax95
      @willmax95 Před rokem +14

      /sarcasm (in case anyone didnt catch it)

    • @leahflower9924
      @leahflower9924 Před rokem +2

      He's like Mel Gibson he knows what we want lol

  • @user-hr6lo8yt6x
    @user-hr6lo8yt6x Před rokem +12

    love that they don't even stop at integers but gotta go to tenths too

  • @derutceldoor7410
    @derutceldoor7410 Před rokem +8

    She's a 10 but she's in Antarctica, so she's an 8

  • @chupawup4517
    @chupawup4517 Před rokem +20

    I am once again happy you uploaded, and once again depressed that women are treated like this. Genuinely scared of dating bcus of dudes like these.

  • @Casperlasperdasper.
    @Casperlasperdasper. Před rokem +12

    As a nonbinary babe, i can confirm that all of us are decimals (for example i am 2.4, other nonnbinary babes are usually 10.2s or higher)
    (We are also open to fractions. Go wild)
    (Edit, we’re also open for percentages but please be respectful as we all collectively pass around a single braincell that is responsible for mathematical equations.)

    • @wormofalltime
      @wormofalltime Před rokem

      as a fellow non binary babe I feel I should add that percentages are acceptable also, but only respectfully (math is hard for us)

    • @Casperlasperdasper.
      @Casperlasperdasper. Před rokem

      @@wormofalltime ah, i should have taken percentages into consideration.. well, i’ll have to add that in!

    • @Leig5H0T
      @Leig5H0T Před rokem

      10.2 isn't non binary it includes a 1 and a 0 💀

    • @Casperlasperdasper.
      @Casperlasperdasper. Před rokem

      @@Leig5H0T oh my god you’re right
      Uh..
      UHH..

  • @officialsprunt
    @officialsprunt Před rokem +5

    "Cleopatra spoke at least 9 languages" is the most American thing to get excited about lmfao and also likely exaggerated. (Only one source to back up that claim, she definitely spoke more than one language though and was the first ruler in her dynasty to learn Egyptian, so that's pretty sweet). It's like when Americans meet someone from Europe who knows more than one language and their shocked, but yeah being in an environment where it's easier to navigate being multilingual *surprisingly* makes being multilingual more common lol

  • @whoaskedforyouropinion5473

    ...lists...
    yup as a female i love keeping a list on the perfect person- who probably will never exist if i actually had one-

  • @floppedowl
    @floppedowl Před rokem +16

    Heyy!! I can finally hear! Nice wording

  • @goldensloth7
    @goldensloth7 Před rokem +41

    totally off topic: buti wish they didn't make female olympic athletes wear like full ballroom dancing makeup

    • @fatfurie
      @fatfurie Před rokem +3

      they dont.. some just do

  • @Cherry-li6nk
    @Cherry-li6nk Před rokem +3

    even knowing that it’s bs, it still makes me feel a little insecure ngl

  • @peekaloo12
    @peekaloo12 Před rokem +6

    8:25 Holy crap, this dude legit used the OCEAN five-factor model to try and back up his weird PUA stuff

  • @chai991
    @chai991 Před rokem +16

    im feeling so solved rn! thank you !!

  • @teeleaf9252
    @teeleaf9252 Před rokem +9

    This dude just took astrology for men to a whole new level.
    Edit : wow you literally just pointed that out as I typed this comment.

  • @JustHarperGray
    @JustHarperGray Před rokem +7

    I’m sad to say I have a list… 1) a nice person (not to be confused with the “nice guy”) 2) must love dogs and all animals. That’s it.

  • @KingNerdius
    @KingNerdius Před rokem +2

    Dan was already on thin ice then he had to be racist

  • @katroamleft4721
    @katroamleft4721 Před rokem +1

    the only luck is that no women will ever let this guy to even breathe around them.

  • @arrang7544
    @arrang7544 Před rokem +10

    Nick's energy is this video is so excellent. it's like...loosey-goosey, but unhinged, but you've got the background jazz... I'm feeling it.

  • @psid9907
    @psid9907 Před rokem +3

    "I'm a man completely dissociated from the actual world, please read my delusions in written form. They are very scientific and real."

  • @savannahstargaze
    @savannahstargaze Před rokem +9

    watching this in the break room at work with a taco bell crunch wrap 👍🏻

  • @evelynkimbirk2899
    @evelynkimbirk2899 Před rokem +14

    Did this dude use the big 5 when describing personalities of women in his made up system?

    • @user-hr6lo8yt6x
      @user-hr6lo8yt6x Před rokem +2

      I remember learning about the big five in a high school psychology class and when I found out way later that it was a Jordan Peterson thing I was like oh damn no wonder I thought that was ridiculously dumb

  • @ellie_nard
    @ellie_nard Před rokem +7

    It's honestly just wild that he took the time out of his day to construct all of this

  • @awang8987
    @awang8987 Před rokem +3

    How does he get so precise with the ratings and expect them to be universal ??

  • @fartinfpooping8801
    @fartinfpooping8801 Před rokem +4

    I have never seen the manosphere rating system being used to predict a woman's personality, and even using the Big Five traits to make a statement. This is very bizarre and a little bit sad to think about a person actually spending time writing something like this.

  • @SleepyCatSundries
    @SleepyCatSundries Před rokem +9

    I think everyone should have to take a twitter license test or something, as a society I don't think we can handle any more twitter threads by dudes who are obsessed with eugenics lore

  • @pikes_panic
    @pikes_panic Před rokem +13

    Why are his numbers so specific?

  • @EmyN
    @EmyN Před rokem +6

    Also, Cleopatra may not actually been beautiful, or at least not our idea of beauty nowadays, there is a coin of her face and people flipped out (no pun intended) because she wasn't "beautiful", as if it's impossible that she just might have been this smart and charming woman that gained people's favor with her wit and not necessarily her physical appearance, the image that we have of her as this "seductive temptress" might have been smear campaign by her enemies to discredit her

  • @user-bk8iu6ly5b
    @user-bk8iu6ly5b Před rokem

    Thank you for the video nick!

  • @kayley.
    @kayley. Před rokem

    Literally so excited for the new song!