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With the amount of Podcasts that are inspired by Kevin Samuels I wish they all get SWAT Teamed. They a talk about High Value Marriage status bullshit saying all woman at age 30 or older are worthless. Barely 18 girls are a blessing because Men want to start their own families as nobody wants to end up being a step parent. Like these people need to shut the hell up!!! Honestly if we have to bring back the medieval ages well folks are gonna cut the tongues off every single person that has every said the phrase: date only High Profile individuals, at least 6 Figures, Minimum Wage workers are worthless, what's your bodycount, and catching feelings. These people watch 2 Seasons of The Bachelor and believe that what the entire world is. Get a freaken life...
I ain’t gone lie this the realest part cuz it’s so many people feeding into information that does not matter at all..bro a real one for this vid no cap about time somebody clowned these dudes 🔥
@@DrHappy-hk4hlincorrect. There is scientific evidence that the more men a woman sleeps with, the harder it is for her to stay married to her husband.
I been saying ts since 2022 when podcasts started blowing, they're the worst things thats ever happened to the Media outside of tiktok, it has allowed toxicity and unimaginable expectations to become the norm.
I’m happy about podcasts because they’ve given us some new red flags to look for. If you’re talking to someone and they un-ironically say - “alpha / sigma” - “the modern woman” - “wokeness” - “sassy men” - “can’t do ____ on the first date” And many more like that, the alarm bells should go off because you _might_ just be talking to a fucking bot.
Between the title and the yelling in the first 10 seconds I'm in tears😭 Griffy yelling and trolling podcast culture are literally my favorite moments on his channel😂😂😂
We all know those black “relationships” podcasts are just filled with bitter and broken individuals who CLEARLY have never been in a healthy relationship before. I seriously don’t understand how anyone can take their “advice” as sincere or find it helpful when all they do is spew hate and division. Thanks for this ✌🏾♥️
Nah nah nah nah this is thee best Griffy skit. I was skeptical with the title but man. How do you even think of something like this??? When you said these podcasts are the new crack epidemic my own laugh caught me so off guard b!😂 Bravo man bravo 👏🏽
Especially man vs woman, I am tired of that shet and people intentionally make those videos as it gains the most interaction, BUT MOST PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD LITERALLY don't care enough and life is way different in real life.
I kept ducking and dodging when he had finger on trigger. Seeing them hollowpoints and a finger on trigger... Triggers a man even behind a phone screen lol
@@duskytraveller8261 It's a skit. Both are exaggerated characters, unless you think the cop is right for saying things like black relationship podcasts are exactly like the crack epidemic. They obviously hold value for millions of people, even though a minority can take things too far and become removed from reality.
@@duskytraveller8261 To be honest, the TLDR of most of those podcasts is literally "The lemon is not worth the squeeze anymore." If you genuinely can sit here and deny that, you're the one who has issues.
@@duskytraveller8261 Deadass. You got dudes in the comment section laughing but then turning around and saying 100% the exact same kind of stuff the podcast guy in this sketch that got shot would say while Griffy calls their brains fried. I'm like "Do they realize Griffy is making fun of their ideology and mindset?" It went completely over their heads that Griffy is laughing AT them, not WITH them lol
Red pill isn't the problem, lots of facts and information within them. Like most things, it's the messenger not the message that's the issue. Most of them dudes are losers, no relationship experience, and have never been married. They've never experienced true happiness and love within a relationship, they simply partake in hook up culture with the same women they shit on 🤦♂️. Opposite sides of the same coin 🤷.
I used to watch anything related to the red pill, but I stopped because all they do is bring naive Instagram models and hate on them. The average man can't even get models, idk why they bring them to their podcast and let them speak for all women. The red pill created passport bros, these men believe that every woman in America makes a terrible wife, which is not true! Now that I quit the red pill, I live a great life with my beautiful American girlfriend that isn't a naive Instagram model that these red pill guys hate so much. My advice is, get some life experiences, be the better version of yourself and have experience with women by talking to local women instead of watching other men interacting with women who may or may not be paid to say some shit for the video.
I like how everyone is now collectively coming to the realization that a vast majority of these podcasts suck. Let’s get these street interviewers next
"A high value man cannot be a McDonald cashier" - Ancient Greek Podcast
From the Greek philosopher Diamond the Body, lol.
@s.r5534looks like we lost another one
@s.r5534No such thing
You really can't be though.
Ask a girl to date a mcdonald's cashier (no going up the ladder) and come back.
1:57 " Got three kids, you fat." The most outlandish yet one of many possible phrases to say😂
It’s hilarious drowning out the cops to hear all the crap he is saying.
Overweight, with the kids, you don’t deserve a high value man!
@@youlikeitiloveit3747it’s sad they got fat to have a useless man’s babies
With the amount of Podcasts that are inspired by Kevin Samuels I wish they all get SWAT Teamed. They a talk about High Value Marriage status bullshit saying all woman at age 30 or older are worthless. Barely 18 girls are a blessing because Men want to start their own families as nobody wants to end up being a step parent. Like these people need to shut the hell up!!!
Honestly if we have to bring back the medieval ages well folks are gonna cut the tongues off every single person that has every said the phrase: date only High Profile individuals, at least 6 Figures, Minimum Wage workers are worthless, what's your bodycount, and catching feelings. These people watch 2 Seasons of The Bachelor and believe that what the entire world is. Get a freaken life...
The "no cheesecake factory on the first date" chants got me dying.
No Cheesecake Factory ever. That place is crap. One look at the menu where they offer burgers, Italian, Mexican, seafood, you know it's all mid.
@@muckymucks sounds like a Jack of all trade establishments and a master of none ; should have stuck with making cheesecakes I guess .
@@jjhayareal, I can never make up my mind whenever I visit that place.
@jokerpilled2535 the chicken Alfredo is good lol
I love Cheesecake Factory - lots of options, almost all of them excellent. Took my wife there on our first date and had a GF that worked there.
I love how the gunman slowmo is just griffy moving slow played in real time
But then who's gonna tell me who should pay for the first date???
Go to dates with men and split the check ez
Johnny Sins
My farts are better than Griffy’s farts 💨
Yo mama
Your father
Griffy went on Fresh and Fit just so he could get into character. Truely a method actor
Dedicated to his craft
Crazy how this is only one guy interprating multiple characters with one clear personnality for each of them.
My farts are better than Griffy’s farts 💨
calebcity
how long u had internet bro?
TraRags
@@jahbozo3231 fr, bro never seen a skit before😂
1:09 “TRADITIONAL, TRADITIONAL. . . TRADITIONAL” 😂🤣
"We would need some braindead consumer with too much time on their hands to translate this nonsense". damn grifyy!😂
I don’t even listen to podcasts but somehow I’m feeling hella called out right now
I ain’t gone lie this the realest part cuz it’s so many people feeding into information that does not matter at all..bro a real one for this vid no cap about time somebody clowned these dudes 🔥
Bro still went on fresh & fit tho 🤣😂🤣
He obviously watches & attends podcasts😂. Still funny tho
😂😂😂😂😂
“He is talking in an ancient podcast language. I don’t understand it cause I don’t watch that stupid shit” LMAO 😂
Lets be real, that was a mercy kill
Hes black, that's police brutality these days
My farts are better than Griffy’s farts 💨
@@p-__ fax 🗣🗣
😂
@@p-__then sell them on OF
"If you have 3 kids you're fat" hahaha the background noise is amazing.
My mom had 4 and still weighed 115 at 5"4. Kids aren't an excuse to be a fat slob 😂
"His brain is fried with too many terrible relationship takes"😂
How much does bodycount matter?
@@MisterHeroman For me it does, it always did. I just don't want to feel repulsive to my girlfriend
@@MisterHeromanI mean it's completely subjective, depends on the person. It matters how much you think it matters.
@@DrHappy-hk4hlincorrect. There is scientific evidence that the more men a woman sleeps with, the harder it is for her to stay married to her husband.
@@lholliday198 honestly probs vice versa too. If one’s bad, both are equally bad
0:59 you don’t date a Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Taurus, Sagittarius they’re crazy 💀
“VIRGO!” nahhhh😂😂
Doing a slow motion scene in slow motion is crazzzy😭🤣
Slow motion in regular motion?
What??
@@darrensmith5977 but is it regular motion if the motion is slow?🤣
@@MarcelineEspinosathey weren’t smart enough to understand
Are you sure you don't want to delete your comment? Take a few minutes to think about it.
"his brain is fried with to many bad relationship takes"
Even when it's not there, I can still hear it. "Day after day, feels like I push against the clouds"
Im goin home
I’m not cha dad
I know right! Omg 😂
Underrated OG Griffy comment
I amm naaaat yourr faaaaaaadoorrrr
I been saying ts since 2022 when podcasts started blowing, they're the worst things thats ever happened to the Media outside of tiktok, it has allowed toxicity and unimaginable expectations to become the norm.
It's scary how relatable Griffy gets each year.
My farts are better than Griffy’s farts 💨
Ong
Griffy: "modern women are the worst"
You: "He's so relatable!"
💀
On Hood Cuh
XD Naw fa real
“🎤😮Body Count Matters!!” 😂😂😂😂
Agreed
Should’ve hit us with the, “Quick! The quicker picker upper!” after that “Nooooo…”
Bounty! 🎶
My farts are better than Griffy’s farts 💨
That lame joke would have bombed
@@kitten-whisperer yea ik, it’s just the first thing I thought of when I heard it, so I had to comment it.
@@FreeZeOpZnah, 1.2k people think it was funny
I’m happy about podcasts because they’ve given us some new red flags to look for. If you’re talking to someone and they un-ironically say
- “alpha / sigma”
- “the modern woman”
- “wokeness”
- “sassy men”
- “can’t do ____ on the first date”
And many more like that, the alarm bells should go off because you _might_ just be talking to a fucking bot.
His ass really moved (and screamed) in slo-motion to avoid editing... LEGEND!!
3:12 the spray from griffys mouth. he such a spectacular actor. the film industry could never.
The irony of wearing a one piece wanted shirt
My farts are better than Griffy’s farts 💨
Bro is blackbeard
Cinematic detail
Adds layers of meaning
@@orbboom6119 nah he's black with a beard
I love how that slow-mo was all Griffy, no effects needed.
Lmaoooo you didn’t even bother to put the video in slow motion is wild
he's jus tthat good
He was already lost. You couldn't save him.
Deadpool breaks the 4th wall, Griffy tears down the building
Between the title and the yelling in the first 10 seconds I'm in tears😭 Griffy yelling and trolling podcast culture are literally my favorite moments on his channel😂😂😂
The way he went from zesty to gay 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Lets not act like zesty ain't family friendly homophobia lmao
@@justinjoseph8491 what?
homophobia isn't real 😏@@justinjoseph8491
@@cdismvzhe right lol
He died doing what he loved...gotta respect it
I want to watch a movie written, directed and staring Griffy.
Him doing the slo-mo himself, no edit, is killing me 🤣
Griffy is actually an incredible actor. He can portray so many different kinds of people
This seems like a plot out of the boondocks.
It's even better when you know Griffy's been on relationship podcasts before
Fresh & fit ya the irony. Shit was funny tho
ok, i guess you speak for him@cantguardmiketm
Really? Got a link?
We all know those black “relationships” podcasts are just filled with bitter and broken individuals who CLEARLY have never been in a healthy relationship before. I seriously don’t understand how anyone can take their “advice” as sincere or find it helpful when all they do is spew hate and division. Thanks for this ✌🏾♥️
Bro literally recreated 1984
Bro finally came out of his mancave
he really did
Bro finally returned
Bro it's you.
You've been replaced by happwer
Nah nah nah nah this is thee best Griffy skit. I was skeptical with the title but man. How do you even think of something like this??? When you said these podcasts are the new crack epidemic my own laugh caught me so off guard b!😂 Bravo man bravo 👏🏽
“Cheesecake factory on the first date” 😂😂
2:04 kills me every time
I love how he didn't edit out the little clicks from the gun while the shot sound effects were there lol
0:06 Bro really want to highlight his fitness grind
Wdym
That spit at the end really sold that man's conviction to endimg podcasts
This is Low-key a masterpiece..lol at the end of the day i gotta say Thank you for all the days of laughter you have given me.
The conversations in the background had me dying
the cop shitting the eyes with 2 fingers at 2:51 but the victim's eyes still opened is wild
He was checking for a pulse.
Everybody gangsta until you pull out the "name 10 books" line.
Someone else pointed out he literally slow-mo'd instead of doing it through editing and I appreciate that scene even more now lol
I’m ashamed at how many references I understood
Every last one… 😂
@@reesejohnson2788 😩😅😅😂😂
Him talking non-sense on the background killed me
2:28 Okay but this guys arms look like cannons 💪
He been at the gym for sure
💪
Bro, the stuff you come up with lmao. And the podcaster wearing a shirt with Luffy's wanted poster was just icing on the cake haha
All jokes aside: some podcasts genuinely do deserve to be shut down.
My farts are better than Griffy's farts
On god
Especially man vs woman, I am tired of that shet and people intentionally make those videos as it gains the most interaction, BUT MOST PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD LITERALLY don't care enough and life is way different in real life.
You really mad at free speech huh
@nojumper and @whateverpodcast are on the top of that list for me
I like the way this points out the absurdity of censoring podcasts, while also pointing out the absurdity of many podcasts themselves.
Wow, I never considered the censoring part. Spot on, brother. 🫡
@@reesejohnson2788you never considered the censoring when that basically happens to every podcast who promotes this subject…??
The indirect truth about podcast logic makes this that much better😂😂😂
I like how he's still going off in the background LMAOO this guy doesnt miss
0:55 Griffy about to pull a Alec Baldwin with that loaded revolver.
YOOOOOO LMAOOOOO
I kept ducking and dodging when he had finger on trigger. Seeing them hollowpoints and a finger on trigger... Triggers a man even behind a phone screen lol
"I was just playing y'all." ~Alec
"Oh ok then, no one is at fault then. Case dismissed. ~The first judge
It's all good....The Griffy doubles can respawn.
I'm pretty sure it's a bb gun. A lot of co2 revolvers have fake cartridges you load the bbs into
"We need a brain dead consumer to translate all this nonsense " lmao fr tho
The "Can't Be Canceled" Long Beach Griffy 👑😂
Nah this was one of the best griffy vids in a LONG TIME 😂😂😂. Giving me 2017-2018 griffy rn.
Yo that's about all them damn relationship podcasts. Griffy knows what's up for real.
Sometimes I forget how good of an Actor Griffy is. I genuinely felt like all 3 of his characters were entirely different personalities.
The fact he didn’t slow down that “Noooo!” on his Video editing software makes this so amazing!!!
I haven’t even watched the video yet, but the title and thumbnail combo is already hilarious.
This should be a Full length movie 😂
The fact that the "slow motion" bit. Was entirely not slow mo 😂
That podcast guy is hella locked in about whatever the heck he's talking about
Right and scarily many of the comments are exactly like the guys he's referring to. Guys in the comments are STILL not getting it.
@@duskytraveller8261Honestly I'm pretty sure there's just no hope for them anymore, they've been completely brainwashed.
@@duskytraveller8261 It's a skit. Both are exaggerated characters, unless you think the cop is right for saying things like black relationship podcasts are exactly like the crack epidemic. They obviously hold value for millions of people, even though a minority can take things too far and become removed from reality.
@@duskytraveller8261 To be honest, the TLDR of most of those podcasts is literally "The lemon is not worth the squeeze anymore." If you genuinely can sit here and deny that, you're the one who has issues.
@@duskytraveller8261 Deadass. You got dudes in the comment section laughing but then turning around and saying 100% the exact same kind of stuff the podcast guy in this sketch that got shot would say while Griffy calls their brains fried. I'm like "Do they realize Griffy is making fun of their ideology and mindset?" It went completely over their heads that Griffy is laughing AT them, not WITH them lol
I could watch a 2hr movie starring just this one guy 😂😂😂
"GET ON THE FUCKIN GROUND RIGHT NOW GET AWAY FROM THAT FUCKIN MICROPHONE GET AWAY FROM IT NOW NOW" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yea I heard
Ok bot
@@saitokazuta3887 WHO TF YOU CALLIN A BOT YOU A BOT DIP 💩 SO YOU CAN'T BE TALKIN
@@saitokazuta3887 YOU A BOT DIP 💩 SO YOU CAN'T BE TALKIN
@@saitokazuta3887 YOU A BOT SO YOU CAN'T BE TALKIN TF
Griffy never misses. 🔫
Bro if he was on it he say some truthful but wild shit😂
My farts are better than Griffy's farts
He HAS been on them and he DID say some wild shit. You must be new 😂🥱.
Jokes on you, he already was
He was actually on Fresh&Fit and it was indeed wild.
This popped in my recommendations and damn this dude can act like watching multiple people doing a scene
Sirens outside my house lined up perfectly with them interrogating him 😂
My man just had a dramatic anime breakdown scene at the end, truly artistic
Bro Griffy been hitting gym, look at how much artillery he got on them arms! Good shit bro!
I love the slow turn around eye open 😂😂
1:20 "cheesecake factory on the 1st date" 😂
Preach! Glad you took it to Church, we needed the word.
Griffy never disappoints 😂
My farts are better than Griffy's farts
Bruh I lost it at the slomo head turn😂😂😂😂😂
So many Red Pill Podcast. I feel like it could be a crime at this point.
Yup, I'm ashamed to say I can translate some of this stuff though I take it all with a grain of salt.
Red pill isn't the problem, lots of facts and information within them. Like most things, it's the messenger not the message that's the issue. Most of them dudes are losers, no relationship experience, and have never been married. They've never experienced true happiness and love within a relationship, they simply partake in hook up culture with the same women they shit on 🤦♂️. Opposite sides of the same coin 🤷.
I used to watch anything related to the red pill, but I stopped because all they do is bring naive Instagram models and hate on them.
The average man can't even get models, idk why they bring them to their podcast and let them speak for all women.
The red pill created passport bros, these men believe that every woman in America makes a terrible wife, which is not true!
Now that I quit the red pill, I live a great life with my beautiful American girlfriend that isn't a naive Instagram model that these red pill guys hate so much.
My advice is, get some life experiences, be the better version of yourself and have experience with women by talking to local women instead of watching other men interacting with women who may or may not be paid to say some shit for the video.
@@stoiccrane4259 I'd like too. Unfortunately, I learned the hard way long before red pill podcasts were on the rise.
@@stoiccrane4259 Don't be ashamed. It's our generation's reaction to feminism. Goes too far, but better to have it than to not.
It’s crazy I barely found your channel some days ago but already binge watching lol
"A potatoes flew around the room".
Mannn this sooo accurate just a bunch of clowns hating each other for the dumbest things
As long as there's money in division, i dont think it'll ever stop 🤷🏾♂️
Just like crack.
There’s a high sex ratio in the U.S.
America’s best marketing strategy; Division.
The second mic on his hip is wild buddy keep that thang on him 🤣
Lol the cheesecake factory on the first date line, I remember that video
That video was fake
No it wasn't, there was follow ups and everything @@bleuhoodie
Griffy over here blowing all the budget on Hollywood level slow-mo
Griffy Kira laugh on point
0:30
that evil ass disney laugh is spot on lmao
02:19 THE TURN LMAAAAAAAAO
The slo-mo being fake 😂😂😭
This turned into a movie at the end, but these podcasters need to unalive themselves 😂😂
this new black mirror episode goes hard
The fact he's roasting the audience as the audience is great.
Hell I've even considered getting in the space cause it's nothing but the same talking points getting regurgitated ad nauseam.
I like how everyone is now collectively coming to the realization that a vast majority of these podcasts suck. Let’s get these street interviewers next
Alright this one sold me 🤣
This feels like old CZcams I love it