Asking someone why they started working out

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  • @Ty_Khalifa
    @Ty_Khalifa Před rokem +17996

    I’m convinced that almost every guy has a villain origin story on why he now works out 😂😂

    • @shan1630
      @shan1630 Před rokem +8

      Everyone needs a drive, where's yours huh? U weak ass

    • @MarkoTrapani
      @MarkoTrapani Před rokem +215

      @@shan1630 That got personal real quick 😂

    • @ajinsato9389
      @ajinsato9389 Před rokem +1005

      Nah. I'm just fatphobic

    • @inrpicmax6541
      @inrpicmax6541 Před rokem +179

      @@ajinsato9389 same

    • @benjaminklein8379
      @benjaminklein8379 Před rokem +345

      I started because I had a lot of self loathing issues and was feeling like I was about to fall into depression. I decided that I had to do something about it and started going with a friend to the gym using a training plan. That was 7 months ago and I transformed my skinny nerd body into a big nerd body and my mental health has been at an all-time high.

  • @graciekinsey2735
    @graciekinsey2735 Před rokem +10458

    The “fight one of God’s accidents” line was so outta pocket 😭

    • @nirokal
      @nirokal Před rokem +304

      Simple Jack with his call of duty zombie warcry😆🤣

    • @bjjkickboxing7876
      @bjjkickboxing7876 Před rokem +165

      Hey Gracie you single?😏
      Im kinda getting jealous of your heart
      Cuz its pumping inside you and im not

    • @dimaslugitama4939
      @dimaslugitama4939 Před rokem +22

      💀

    • @f1ash756
      @f1ash756 Před rokem +258

      @@bjjkickboxing7876You making moves on CZcams?

    • @f1ash756
      @f1ash756 Před rokem +119

      @@bjjkickboxing7876Bro

  • @c0medyL3g3nd
    @c0medyL3g3nd Před rokem +4925

    I haven’t watched Griffey in so long I forgot how crazy this man is 😂

  • @Aka-fs3zs
    @Aka-fs3zs Před rokem +3081

    I was 270lb 3 months ago, now I am 188lbs. Now I'm working on building muscle and being consistent in the gym. And my only motivation is hatred and resentment.

    • @glotar1
      @glotar1 Před rokem +118

      Epic

    • @zacharykim295
      @zacharykim295 Před rokem +123

      Motivation aside that is seriously impressive. Good on ya!

    • @TheDragonRuler-
      @TheDragonRuler- Před rokem +103

      I hope you are able to carry out your revenge flawlessly fam

    • @jonathanhargraves2241
      @jonathanhargraves2241 Před rokem +39

      Self hatred and resentment? That's the way to get started.

    • @Aka-fs3zs
      @Aka-fs3zs Před rokem +97

      @@jonathanhargraves2241 not self hatred, hatred to everything and everyone else.

  • @josephnolan6323
    @josephnolan6323 Před rokem +9355

    tbh being able to beat the stupidity out of people would be an actual motivator to get stronger

    • @CopperKnight027
      @CopperKnight027 Před rokem +327

      Right? I get to be buff, beat the people that always irritated me in the world AND be doing the world a service. Shit would look like a Battle Royale lobby lol

    • @longmeat334
      @longmeat334 Před rokem +18

      @@CopperKnight027 FC good,

    • @thatoneguywhosjustthere1478
      @thatoneguywhosjustthere1478 Před rokem +26

      Stupidity?

    • @bradleyambers
      @bradleyambers Před rokem +14

      Do brazilian jj just cause your buff dont mean you know how to fight hell do both

    • @razzdiamond6447
      @razzdiamond6447 Před rokem

      @@thatoneguywhosjustthere1478 yes, stupidity.

  • @chefgoldielocs
    @chefgoldielocs Před rokem +5709

    I seriously think Griffy wakes up and say "Who can I piss off today?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @NDJunction
      @NDJunction Před rokem +56

      Tis a beautiful blessing both God and Satan hath agree upon xD

    • @ZimJoggerDownUnder
      @ZimJoggerDownUnder Před rokem +3

      hunnid!!

    • @KingOpenReview
      @KingOpenReview Před rokem +34

      Getting Canceled By the World. Speed run. Any%.

    • @Itsdasummer32
      @Itsdasummer32 Před rokem +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DoomedRedbull
      @DoomedRedbull Před rokem +15

      @@KingOpenReview what's better is its almost impossible to cancel this gem of a man

  • @MRF77
    @MRF77 Před rokem +164

    Kratos, COD Zombies, Simple Jack,... this is a man of culture right there!

    • @Burke1O1
      @Burke1O1 Před rokem +2

      One of us

    • @darylcarr8283
      @darylcarr8283 Před 3 měsíci

      The only thing was him using Drowning Pool's "Bodies" as his soundtrack while airing that school out!

  • @elerragames7396
    @elerragames7396 Před rokem +772

    "This a LongBeachGriffy episode, you new here?!" --Had me DYING, like SERIOUSLY XD
    Best self gloat at an ending like this LOL, Love ya' Griff! Keep it real, bro

    • @MoxxoM
      @MoxxoM Před rokem +15

      The playful "nigga" at the end was the cherry on top of perfection.

    • @radanju3
      @radanju3 Před rokem +1

      I'm goin home;

    • @tencents6
      @tencents6 Před rokem

      I love that fourth wall break.

  • @chill9096
    @chill9096 Před rokem +3231

    I'm not mentally disabled but I am physically disabled and I approve of this message

    • @ascensionblade
      @ascensionblade Před rokem +4

      I would still need to start working out to beat you up, too.

    • @pajdovelicanstveni
      @pajdovelicanstveni Před rokem +20

      Same difference.

    • @dude2410
      @dude2410 Před rokem +122

      @@pajdovelicanstveniI am not mentally disabled or physically disabled and I approve this message

    • @hinokami796
      @hinokami796 Před rokem +27

      @@dude2410 still same difference

    • @mrod8578
      @mrod8578 Před rokem +25

      @@pajdovelicanstveni Not true. There are physically disabled people out there that could beat most people on an IQ test or other mental tasks. There is a technical difference between being mentally disabled versus physically disabled. For example there are NFL athletes with wonderlic scores below 10 which would put them in the mentally challenged/disabled category. Physically such guys are physical specimens but mentally they are barely above the special Olympics.

  • @MidnightCrescent
    @MidnightCrescent Před rokem +2492

    "I aired that special education class the fuck out"
    One of the greatest deliveries of our generation

    • @PaPaFiggy69
      @PaPaFiggy69 Před rokem +118

      "Come on man its a LongBeachGriffy video, are you new here? 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @0hibiscus0
      @0hibiscus0 Před rokem

      ☠️

    • @amber619pop
      @amber619pop Před rokem +1

      Yeah that last line equates to "cancel me now!!" lol

    • @patrickaikonia853
      @patrickaikonia853 Před rokem

      This got me. I nearly ignored everything he said then he hit me with that.

    • @MoxxoM
      @MoxxoM Před rokem +2

      I had tears in my eye after that. It's a masterpiece.

  • @iandutton4601
    @iandutton4601 Před rokem +334

    As a former special education student that line where he says he still went and still shot up the classroom is both scary and hilarious.

  • @thebehemoth4951
    @thebehemoth4951 Před rokem +75

    Anger, hatred, and spite are powerful motivators.

  • @Yourgirlsmanz
    @Yourgirlsmanz Před rokem +1148

    This man asked one question and got bros entire life story 🤣

  • @silentfox8
    @silentfox8 Před rokem +3864

    i cant explain how much laughter came out of me, thank you

    • @nicetrythief8347
      @nicetrythief8347 Před rokem +5

      this man has lifted my mood so many times. Glad he did for you as well bro

    • @romitsu968
      @romitsu968 Před rokem +1

      Yeshua(Jesus) the Christ loves you! Praise YHWH El Shaddai and may He bless you! Christ is the King of kings and Lord of lords!
      (YHWH - the LORD) (El Shaddai - God Almighty)
      To those who haven’t; Repent of your sins and believe on the Adon Jesus the Christ, believe in your heart that He has died for your sins and rose from the tomb on the third day and you shall receive the Holy Spirit of God and He shall dwell within you. You shall be saved. Be baptized in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!
      -
      Jesus the Christ loves you, praise YHWH our Elohim
      -
      Evidence for Jesus Christ’s existence, crucifixion, and disappearance from the tomb (He rose from it):
      The Lord Jesus Christ did exist, gathered disciples, and was crucified and went missing from the tomb. To argue about wether He was taken from the grave or rose from it, is an argument a skeptic can make. Because well if you disregard the eye witness testimony of the disciples and there willingness to die for Christ, and humans won’t die for something they know is a lie, when Peter is pinned upside down to that cross, he could have said that it was a fake, but He didn’t because it wasn’t, what care would he have about death in this world if he knew for a fact he had assurance of a life in another, Jesus Christ did rise from the tomb and is the King of Kings and Lord of Lords. Now the evidence for the Lord Jesus Christ’s existence really isn’t hard to find a multitude of non-Christian scholars and historians mention Him within 150 years after the time of His life. One such is Tacitus a Roman historian who reported on emperor nero’s decision to blame the Christians for the fire that had destroyed rome in 64 AD. Tacitus wrote:
      “Nero fastened the guilt ... on a class hated for their abominations, called Christians by the populace. Christus, from whom the name had its origin, suffered the extreme penalty during the reign of Tiberius at the hands of ... Pontius Pilatus, and a most mischievous superstition, thus checked for the moment, again broke out not only in Judaea, the first source of the evil, but even in Rome…”
      In this Tacitus makes reference to not only Christians, but Christ calling Him Christus and confirming the Gospels going on to say that He suffered the extreme penalty (crucifixion) under the reign of Tiberius and by the sentence of Pontius Pilate, which like I said confirms the Gospels narrative.
      Another important source of evidence about Jesus and early Christianity can be found in the letters of Pliny the Younger to Emperor Trajan. Pliny was the Roman governor of Bithynia in Asia Minor. In one of his letters, dated around A.D. 112, he asks Trajan's advice about the appropriate way to conduct legal proceedings against those accused of being Christians. Pliny says that he needed to consult the emperor about this issue because a great multitude of every age, class, and sex stood accused of Christianity. At one point in his letter, Pliny relates some of the information he has learned about these Christians:
      “They were in the habit of meeting on a certain fixed day before it was light, when they sang in alternate verses a hymn to Christ, as to a god, and bound themselves by a solemn oath, not to any wicked deeds, but never to commit any fraud, theft or adultery, never to falsify their word, nor deny a trust when they should be called upon to deliver it up; after which it was their custom to separate, and then reassemble to partake of food - but food of an ordinary and innocent kind.”
      This passage provides a number of interesting insights into the beliefs and practices of early Christians. First, we see that Christians regularly met on a certain fixed day for worship. Second, their worship was directed to Christ, demonstrating that they firmly believed in His divinity. Furthermore, one scholar interprets Pliny's statement that hymns were sung to Christ, "as to a god", as a reference to the rather distinctive fact that, "unlike other gods who were worshipped, Christ was a person who had lived on earth." If this interpretation is correct, Pliny understood that Christians were worshipping an actual historical person as God! Of course, this agrees perfectly with the New Testament doctrine that Jesus was both God and man.
      You may have heard of the scholar Flavius Josephus who mentioned James as being the brother of the Lord Jesus Christ, which matches what Paul said calling James “The Lord’s brother” and there is another document that Josephus may have written which goes:
      “About this time there lived Jesus, a wise man, if indeed one ought to call him a man. For he ... wrought surprising feats.... He was the Christ. When Pilate ...condemned him to be crucified, those who had . . . come to love him did not give up their affection for him. On the third day he appeared ... restored to life.... And the tribe of Christians ... has ... not disappeared.”
      Now it’s up to debate wether this is the entirely original document of what Josephus wrote, or if a Christian had edited it. But regardless he wrote about the Lord Jesus Christ. Wether it was negative or positive like the possible document is. Anyways there are many other statements, documents, letters, and writings of all sorts from the ancient world talking about the Lord Jesus Christ and there is not one question if He was a real person or if He was crucified and went missing from the grave. That is clear as day, He is a real person, was crucified, and went missing from the grave. And He did rise from the grave. And for more evidence of the Lord Jesus Christ, there’s the Bible and you see there is no evidence the Bible is corrupted, a lie, created by the Roman government, folktale. It is the recount of the Disciples of the Lord Jesus Christ, now wether you want to believe it is up to you. And what profit was there in spreading Christianity, All the early Christian suffered persecution, beatings, and were killed. Another Scholar reported that James the Lord’s Brother was thrown off a building and then stoned to death for spreading the Gospel in Jerusalem. These people went to great lengths even giving their own lives for the Adon Jesus the Christ.
      Amen!

    • @romitsu968
      @romitsu968 Před rokem +1

      @@nicetrythief8347 Yeshua(Jesus) the Christ loves you! Praise YHWH El Shaddai and may He bless you! Christ is the King of kings and Lord of lords!
      (YHWH - the LORD) (El Shaddai - God Almighty)
      To those who haven’t; Repent of your sins and believe on the Adon Jesus the Christ, believe in your heart that He has died for your sins and rose from the tomb on the third day and you shall receive the Holy Spirit of God and He shall dwell within you. You shall be saved. Be baptized in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!
      -
      Jesus the Christ loves you, praise YHWH our Elohim
      -
      Evidence for Jesus Christ’s existence, crucifixion, and disappearance from the tomb (He rose from it):
      The Lord Jesus Christ did exist, gathered disciples, and was crucified and went missing from the tomb. To argue about wether He was taken from the grave or rose from it, is an argument a skeptic can make. Because well if you disregard the eye witness testimony of the disciples and there willingness to die for Christ, and humans won’t die for something they know is a lie, when Peter is pinned upside down to that cross, he could have said that it was a fake, but He didn’t because it wasn’t, what care would he have about death in this world if he knew for a fact he had assurance of a life in another, Jesus Christ did rise from the tomb and is the King of Kings and Lord of Lords. Now the evidence for the Lord Jesus Christ’s existence really isn’t hard to find a multitude of non-Christian scholars and historians mention Him within 150 years after the time of His life. One such is Tacitus a Roman historian who reported on emperor nero’s decision to blame the Christians for the fire that had destroyed rome in 64 AD. Tacitus wrote:
      “Nero fastened the guilt ... on a class hated for their abominations, called Christians by the populace. Christus, from whom the name had its origin, suffered the extreme penalty during the reign of Tiberius at the hands of ... Pontius Pilatus, and a most mischievous superstition, thus checked for the moment, again broke out not only in Judaea, the first source of the evil, but even in Rome…”
      In this Tacitus makes reference to not only Christians, but Christ calling Him Christus and confirming the Gospels going on to say that He suffered the extreme penalty (crucifixion) under the reign of Tiberius and by the sentence of Pontius Pilate, which like I said confirms the Gospels narrative.
      Another important source of evidence about Jesus and early Christianity can be found in the letters of Pliny the Younger to Emperor Trajan. Pliny was the Roman governor of Bithynia in Asia Minor. In one of his letters, dated around A.D. 112, he asks Trajan's advice about the appropriate way to conduct legal proceedings against those accused of being Christians. Pliny says that he needed to consult the emperor about this issue because a great multitude of every age, class, and sex stood accused of Christianity. At one point in his letter, Pliny relates some of the information he has learned about these Christians:
      “They were in the habit of meeting on a certain fixed day before it was light, when they sang in alternate verses a hymn to Christ, as to a god, and bound themselves by a solemn oath, not to any wicked deeds, but never to commit any fraud, theft or adultery, never to falsify their word, nor deny a trust when they should be called upon to deliver it up; after which it was their custom to separate, and then reassemble to partake of food - but food of an ordinary and innocent kind.”
      This passage provides a number of interesting insights into the beliefs and practices of early Christians. First, we see that Christians regularly met on a certain fixed day for worship. Second, their worship was directed to Christ, demonstrating that they firmly believed in His divinity. Furthermore, one scholar interprets Pliny's statement that hymns were sung to Christ, "as to a god", as a reference to the rather distinctive fact that, "unlike other gods who were worshipped, Christ was a person who had lived on earth." If this interpretation is correct, Pliny understood that Christians were worshipping an actual historical person as God! Of course, this agrees perfectly with the New Testament doctrine that Jesus was both God and man.
      You may have heard of the scholar Flavius Josephus who mentioned James as being the brother of the Lord Jesus Christ, which matches what Paul said calling James “The Lord’s brother” and there is another document that Josephus may have written which goes:
      “About this time there lived Jesus, a wise man, if indeed one ought to call him a man. For he ... wrought surprising feats.... He was the Christ. When Pilate ...condemned him to be crucified, those who had . . . come to love him did not give up their affection for him. On the third day he appeared ... restored to life.... And the tribe of Christians ... has ... not disappeared.”
      Now it’s up to debate wether this is the entirely original document of what Josephus wrote, or if a Christian had edited it. But regardless he wrote about the Lord Jesus Christ. Wether it was negative or positive like the possible document is. Anyways there are many other statements, documents, letters, and writings of all sorts from the ancient world talking about the Lord Jesus Christ and there is not one question if He was a real person or if He was crucified and went missing from the grave. That is clear as day, He is a real person, was crucified, and went missing from the grave. And He did rise from the grave. And for more evidence of the Lord Jesus Christ, there’s the Bible and you see there is no evidence the Bible is corrupted, a lie, created by the Roman government, folktale. It is the recount of the Disciples of the Lord Jesus Christ, now wether you want to believe it is up to you. And what profit was there in spreading Christianity, All the early Christian suffered persecution, beatings, and were killed. Another Scholar reported that James the Lord’s Brother was thrown off a building and then stoned to death for spreading the Gospel in Jerusalem. These people went to great lengths even giving their own lives for the Adon Jesus the Christ.
      Amen!

  • @dapo3538
    @dapo3538 Před rokem +28

    0:23 “Did he fight you for using an inappropriate slur?”
    I won’t lie, that line went over my head the first time 😂😭💀

  • @lavarball1237
    @lavarball1237 Před rokem +34

    It’s like hearing vegeta explain how he became a super saiyan

    • @martez_da_real
      @martez_da_real Před rokem +2

      Was in the back of my mind and you brought it to the front

  • @jaiwitt5208
    @jaiwitt5208 Před rokem +2898

    Bro you ain't ever getting cancelled, you a goddamn king hahhaa

    • @ptolemeeselenion1542
      @ptolemeeselenion1542 Před rokem +24

      He got the lucky privilege card.

    • @TehNiCoLaS
      @TehNiCoLaS Před rokem +20

      the drooling like a call of duty zombies had me dead LOL

    • @utubeyouser9045
      @utubeyouser9045 Před rokem +2

      Only when we least expect it

    • @MaalyB26
      @MaalyB26 Před rokem +12

      Man’s is using a whole Dave Chappelle yu gi oh card

    • @jaidenarias5912
      @jaidenarias5912 Před rokem +1

      Follow the Ten Commandments and God please 🙏🏽

  • @fazeluqshibly9817
    @fazeluqshibly9817 Před rokem +733

    “My wife left me for my father” Griffy never misses 😭😭

    • @anon9060
      @anon9060 Před rokem +18

      Damn I'm sorry for your loss bro 💀

    • @huntercheadle2679
      @huntercheadle2679 Před rokem +17

      Man got "Tywin'ed" tragic 😔

    • @soapbox4u422
      @soapbox4u422 Před rokem +11

      Bro actually never misses 💀💀

    • @cboyaustin90337
      @cboyaustin90337 Před rokem +11

      So he’s a father and a stepbrother to his own children 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @wabc2336
      @wabc2336 Před rokem +2

      @@cboyaustin90337 step half brother

  • @juniorsal611
    @juniorsal611 Před rokem +233

    Honestly, i started working out because i almost got into a fight with 2 guys and it made me realize that i need to be prepared for that sorta shit. Gotta stay one step ahead of the people who don't work out. Also, im tired af of being fat dawg and it helps to release some stress. "Battling my demons" you could say lol. My body feels firmer and stronger now instead of feeling weak and soft. Just saying.

    • @brilleargasm6499
      @brilleargasm6499 Před rokem

      If you're fat, fuck cardio(not entirely, but really)! Lift heavy shit.

    • @zaidlacksalastname4905
      @zaidlacksalastname4905 Před rokem +15

      What if 2 people who work out fight you? Flamethrower?

    • @ThaDerf
      @ThaDerf Před rokem +9

      Keep at it dawg. 💪🏾

    • @juniorsal611
      @juniorsal611 Před rokem +7

      @@zaidlacksalastname4905 of course. I'll pull it out of my inventory!

    • @amethyst1267
      @amethyst1267 Před rokem

      @@zaidlacksalastname4905 lmaooo

  • @STVODVIL
    @STVODVIL Před rokem +58

    Ahhhh damn! The entire story is amazing and the ending is pure perfection down to the last detail.

  • @Asgardians3t
    @Asgardians3t Před rokem +745

    BEST LINE EVER!!!! "I BEAT A NIGGA NORMAL" ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @lordimpaler3899
      @lordimpaler3899 Před rokem +36

      Fact: It made CNN

    • @ibrahimalali9101
      @ibrahimalali9101 Před rokem +8

      @@lordimpaler3899 con congratulations?!

    • @for_the_people2014
      @for_the_people2014 Před rokem +1

      His azz a doctor now😂. Went to Harvard and sh*t.

    • @r..e7045
      @r..e7045 Před rokem +2

      “To beat a Nigga normal” has to be one of the greatest scientific achievements discovered 😭

    • @kytsunee6324
      @kytsunee6324 Před rokem +7

      There’s no way ROFLMAO is an acronym someone would actually use 💀

  • @cloppin
    @cloppin Před rokem +3453

    I workout out and I can quite frankly relate

    • @Davidscomix
      @Davidscomix Před rokem +57

      I literally just got back from the gym

    • @animetrash9110
      @animetrash9110 Před rokem +6

      my content better

    • @italianduded1161
      @italianduded1161 Před rokem +6

      bro.... I can relate to!!!!!XDDDD

    • @Ibn2116
      @Ibn2116 Před rokem +23

      the video just came out gangy

    • @Go-Go-Guts
      @Go-Go-Guts Před rokem +16

      There's literally no way you could have seen the entire video already

  • @yoshee2532
    @yoshee2532 Před rokem +28

    Griffy’s acting just gets better every video put out 🙌
    And I’m here for it all !

  • @Ultra_Instinct_Jaune_Arc
    @Ultra_Instinct_Jaune_Arc Před rokem +28

    Bro went the whole baki training just to fight the mentally disabled
    But now im wondering what will his wife,his dad and his children would react to the power and accomplishment he had obtained from this

  • @tahirravat131
    @tahirravat131 Před rokem +5883

    I have a special needs kid, this comedy is gold. Never stop Griffy

  • @jasong7728
    @jasong7728 Před rokem +638

    This is a very good reason as to why people work out

    • @animetrash9110
      @animetrash9110 Před rokem +2

      My content better

    • @ohhsooill
      @ohhsooill Před rokem +25

      @@animetrash9110 then why is trash in your username 🤔

    • @REXae86
      @REXae86 Před rokem +4

      As someone who works out, agree.

    • @queennekos6557
      @queennekos6557 Před rokem

      I don't wanna fight the mentally challenged but i did start working out do more damage 😅 i have grown so fond of my triceps and leg muscles in the process though...

  • @Friendly_G
    @Friendly_G Před rokem +10

    "Fuled my drive, my power, we stay hungry... we devour" - Saul Goodman

  • @michaelstewart6983
    @michaelstewart6983 Před rokem +33

    Griff..... you. Are. The. Goat. Undeniably. I thank you for getting me through the day. Hopefully some day, I'll get to meet you.

  • @chrisgrace8081
    @chrisgrace8081 Před rokem +771

    “The whole school was painted red, I even murdered the Special Ed
    The janitors and the lunch ladies, 12 to her chest like Tom Brady”
    Lmfao it made me think of his rap after he said he aired that bih out

  • @miloxyunto6545
    @miloxyunto6545 Před rokem +31

    Why? XD
    3:34
    Why was that last word needed ? It killed me. This is too funny.

  • @MphoenixE
    @MphoenixE Před rokem +2

    Didn't predict anything that was said after those first two sentences.

  • @halodevil5083
    @halodevil5083 Před rokem +11

    3:20
    that last part killed me

  • @azel8rrp169
    @azel8rrp169 Před rokem +686

    This speaks to me. My first day in Kindergarten, I got beat up by a special ed kid. We shared the playground during recess and I was not expecting it at all. I'll never forget it. I grew an unrelenting hatred for school and strangers after that. If I didn't know any better, I'd say I became an introvert that day. Thanks Griffy, for making me remember my trauma in a funny way. It's like therapy. Love your channel 😁

  • @jesseasher7706
    @jesseasher7706 Před rokem +1671

    Griffy is a national treasure....This man must be protected at all cost 😂😂😂

    • @containsthestrange3902
      @containsthestrange3902 Před rokem +15

      Maybe think of your own comment to use?

    • @sergnio
      @sergnio Před rokem +13

      I'm excited for the day that I never see this exact comment ever again 🙃

    • @BendApparatus
      @BendApparatus Před rokem

      @@containsthestrange3902 but in this case scenario... isn't it appropriate?
      I mean Griffy was beaten by a retarded ni***... clearly he needs protection..!

    • @davidwhite2561
      @davidwhite2561 Před rokem +8

      Yeah yeah yeah there's hundreds of you that say this in literally every Griffey video. You're a clone.

    • @namesurname9668
      @namesurname9668 Před rokem

      Especially how that algorithm is now after him. Dude EASILY got like a mil views. I know this fluctuates from time to time. But this worrying. Alot of dudes preaching the truth ia being scalped. Griffy is a hero mayne.

  • @MrPunching
    @MrPunching Před rokem +5

    0:39 the scream got me. 🤣🤣

  • @CRMdrifter
    @CRMdrifter Před rokem +18

    Never stop making videos Griffy 😂😂

  • @lz_377
    @lz_377 Před rokem +635

    At this point I’m convinced Griff is just seeing what he can get away with! 😂

    • @tylerknowles2408
      @tylerknowles2408 Před rokem +14

      He has 3 strikes to find out, why not lol

    • @LucidLando
      @LucidLando Před rokem

      I’ve been thinkin that every new video

    • @YSleepish
      @YSleepish Před rokem +3

      he makes funny videos, hes not running a fkin social experiment

    • @infamousglory7771
      @infamousglory7771 Před rokem

      Oh yeaaa😂😂😂😂

  • @XagonogaX
    @XagonogaX Před rokem +310

    One of the most finest LBG videos in a while. Well directed and acted, and a healthy mix of self-awareness.

    • @cyanprince00
      @cyanprince00 Před rokem +11

      Very aware, a proper LBGTQ+ video. Griffy knows how to spread his message!

    • @YSleepish
      @YSleepish Před rokem +2

      @@cyanprince00 not the only thing he be spreading 0_0

    • @cyanprince00
      @cyanprince00 Před rokem +1

      @@YSleepish 😳🤯

  • @PhonkAttack4DX
    @PhonkAttack4DX Před 8 měsíci +5

    'my wife left me, for my father' 😂😂😂💀

  • @detroy1234
    @detroy1234 Před rokem +6

    Learning to harness your anger as a motivator is underrated

  • @purpleguy97355
    @purpleguy97355 Před rokem +884

    Griffy like always testing the limits of what he can do without getting canceled. Idk how you manage to be so funny without crossing the line everytime 😂.

    • @vaasugadiparthi2372
      @vaasugadiparthi2372 Před rokem +84

      He's definitely crossed the line multiple times but still gets away with it. Tbh I'm all for it

    • @dominiquelui1267
      @dominiquelui1267 Před rokem +27

      @@vaasugadiparthi2372 He can't be canclled. Thats why he's the GOAT

    • @TwinBladeFury
      @TwinBladeFury Před rokem +40

      He ain't testing no limits lmao, he doesn't cross the line, he RUNS past it

    • @BeefyZawg
      @BeefyZawg Před rokem +5

      He ain't even say anything extreme

    • @JROCK50054
      @JROCK50054 Před rokem +12

      @@BeefyZawg Lol these things you think aren't extreme, I've seen people get attacked on the internet for a lot less. The difference is that Griffy doesn't give a fuck.

  • @shirothehero3021
    @shirothehero3021 Před rokem +110

    “It’s a LongBeachGriffey video, are you new here?” should be the opening line to every one of your videos from now on

  • @UELPOLO
    @UELPOLO Před rokem +15

    Griffeys storytelling is getting a lot better.

  • @georgerafa5041
    @georgerafa5041 Před rokem +7

    When he said "revenge" I absolutely lost it 🤣

  • @bombculus5621
    @bombculus5621 Před rokem +86

    “Fight one of gods accidents” had me dead

    • @Respect2theFallen
      @Respect2theFallen Před rokem +1

      Literally said Oh my fucking right at that point 🤣😂🤣

  • @appleb0btime
    @appleb0btime Před rokem +90

    I sincerely hope that Griffy stays invincible on CZcams.
    Your humor is too wonderful to be censored.

  • @Sizdothyx
    @Sizdothyx Před rokem +44

    Real talk: mentally handicapped people have some insane strength. It's like the mental blockers on them are just gone. I pissed one off (I was a little shit once upon a time) and he swung at me and only hit my shoulder, but it was like getting hit by a car: raw, head-on and sent me tumbling into another student.

    • @ricardokojin7
      @ricardokojin7 Před rokem +12

      True, thankfully I've come to learn they are terrible at dodging (kidding)

    • @user-ys3qm1mm6j
      @user-ys3qm1mm6j Před rokem +2

      @@Sizdothyx no kidding,they are not gods accidents they are god's hidden soldiers.

  • @aliam4993
    @aliam4993 Před rokem +11

    I can't stop laughing the moment Griffy mentioned Kratos 😂😂😂

  • @Corous_Soe
    @Corous_Soe Před rokem +13

    I swear people be having full back stories fully fleshed out and everything.

  • @nicoflight3982
    @nicoflight3982 Před rokem +20

    1:00 me personally I wouldn't take that level of disrespect.

    • @sergencalgan7862
      @sergencalgan7862 Před 11 měsíci

      "HaHa yOu geT bEaT uP By rEtaRted N*gGas" 😂

    • @DAVE11
      @DAVE11 Před 4 měsíci

      That's why he's here 😭

  • @rjramsey6538
    @rjramsey6538 Před rokem +2

    Bro i love coming back to these skits they make me laugh so damn much

  • @martez_da_real
    @martez_da_real Před rokem +8

    Griffy needs to be in next Scary Movie. His acting is so real and funny at the same time🤣

  • @grap3soda32
    @grap3soda32 Před rokem +13

    1:12 brooo lol😂 bro “simple jack” with a great Tropic Thunder reference 👏🏽

  • @shadowmomochiuchiha6839
    @shadowmomochiuchiha6839 Před rokem +13

    this turned into an anime backstory to a speech for the better of the world

  • @Yallknowceelo
    @Yallknowceelo Před rokem +6

    “I aired that special education class tf out”😭😭💀💀man got no chill

  • @_iimagiCc
    @_iimagiCc Před rokem +10

    1:29 then something just snapped something inside of him

  • @martinyaurivilca6007
    @martinyaurivilca6007 Před rokem +13

    “Damn Kratos” 😭😭

  • @pink_magical_girl
    @pink_magical_girl Před rokem +257

    I had a special needs grown ass man punch me in the middle of my back in a half empty skating rink with my 3 year old toddler and I trying to get to the skate floor. These folks be strong af and I took my child and ran cause the chaperones they had didn't have control of them. It was painful

  • @FatDuck420
    @FatDuck420 Před 4 dny

    This one had me in stitches, great work as always man

  • @Jordanthecool7
    @Jordanthecool7 Před rokem +4

    Pain and regret is probably the biggest motivator for working out ( and for other forms of self improvement ). It gives you the mental capacity and the discipline to keep going .

  • @shadowmomochiuchiha6839
    @shadowmomochiuchiha6839 Před rokem +24

    "damn kratos"😂

  • @eziokenway
    @eziokenway Před rokem +60

    The "unfortunately not" is always so well delivered

  • @ChrisVeras1
    @ChrisVeras1 Před 5 měsíci +2

    “He chased me like a Call of Duty Zombie”
    AY-FUCKIN-YOOOOOOO!!!! Griffy is undefeated

  • @ramiropicos8336
    @ramiropicos8336 Před rokem +1

    How does this guy keep making hilarious shit?!?! 😂

  • @LEXICON-DEVIL
    @LEXICON-DEVIL Před rokem +14

    1:49 😆 That Sponge Bob blink though.

  • @shirothehero3021
    @shirothehero3021 Před rokem +62

    “Running at me like a COD zombie” got me in tears!!!!

  • @HydrateYoSelf
    @HydrateYoSelf Před rokem +3

    Whenever my day could be better, it gets better from a longbeachgriffy video

    • @alfonsoapolinar6579
      @alfonsoapolinar6579 Před rokem

      I recommend the alien visiting one his laughter is just way to contagious

  • @fabioalvesshow
    @fabioalvesshow Před 4 měsíci +1

    "Damn Kratos" 😂

  • @youngak4713
    @youngak4713 Před rokem +14

    1:56 Damn Batman!! 🤣

  • @Violet1234
    @Violet1234 Před rokem +157

    A very valid reason for everyone to work out, stay safe everyone

    • @marlom7882
      @marlom7882 Před rokem +4

      My reason for working is actually pretty similar to his

  • @howlingwolfawooo8129
    @howlingwolfawooo8129 Před rokem +4

    I died when he said “he came at me like a call of duty zombie screaming”

  • @saivyia
    @saivyia Před rokem

    Man this is the funniest video i have ever seen. Thank you! Keep em coming.

  • @dr.dickgivens
    @dr.dickgivens Před rokem +17

    2:20 I don’t know why but that was the funniest part “con-congratulations?” 😂😂😂

  • @Sk-lq2bp
    @Sk-lq2bp Před rokem +31

    3:31 man, even his laugh is too funny 😆

  • @Domtronic
    @Domtronic Před rokem +5

    Geez, balls of steel. My favorite kind of comedian.

  • @TimRosales750
    @TimRosales750 Před rokem +11

    That random scream in the background at 2:44 made that line more unsettling…

    • @DAVE11
      @DAVE11 Před 4 měsíci

      Bumping up the quality

  • @themindelectricdemo4
    @themindelectricdemo4 Před rokem +13

    bro has an entire villain backstory 💀

  • @whoozyyy
    @whoozyyy Před rokem +1

    “Aggressively unprovoked”

  • @moussadjounaidi3857
    @moussadjounaidi3857 Před rokem

    I didn’t search this video it popped out of nowhere 😂😂😂😂 I’m loving it gotta subscribe asap

  • @fluce721
    @fluce721 Před rokem +82

    Brooooo💀💀💀. The emotion, the rage, the passion, I swear griffy never fails... almost had me convinced I was watching a real movie... put this guy in a movie!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
    P.S. I'm convinced this actually happened! That acting was done out of experience 🤣👌🏾

  • @narvelletuck6198
    @narvelletuck6198 Před rokem +16

    I love that his baby responds to his noises 00:45, as if he’s saying “Daddy shut up!” Lol

  • @saharanemigrant6095
    @saharanemigrant6095 Před rokem +4

    griffy's content is hilarious. and his elocution is as good as the best theatre actors.

  • @xXBadCompanyEliteXx
    @xXBadCompanyEliteXx Před rokem +2

    Never stop doing what you do!

  • @HankGreenburg
    @HankGreenburg Před rokem +63

    Happens to all of us at some point in our lives.

  • @EjRidenhour
    @EjRidenhour Před rokem +319

    Let’s be real we all started because we want girls but as you go on and stay consistent you fall in love with improving yourself you don’t focus on females I literally work out for fun now it’s the best feeling

    • @quietcontender6969
      @quietcontender6969 Před rokem +25

      This right here. I feel better and clothes look better on me. Also incase shot pops off I can confidently defend myself.

    • @jacksoman7648
      @jacksoman7648 Před rokem +42

      Nah forget girls I was just getting bullied for being skinny and finally had enough

    • @Green18765
      @Green18765 Před rokem +37

      I'm a strong independent man, I don't need no woman!

    • @Baikou
      @Baikou Před rokem +42

      Started working out to get more attention from girls. But when I started getting girls asking me how they can get a butt like mine, that's when I realized... I no longer work out for them...I now work out to show them what they are not worthy of having.

    • @samsonthewyrm9396
      @samsonthewyrm9396 Před rokem

      @@Green18765 mint

  • @strikingsarcophagus
    @strikingsarcophagus Před rokem +2

    "What was I supposed to do with Simple Jack?" 💀 He can't keep getting away with thiiiiis

  • @suprememitch
    @suprememitch Před rokem +1

    Lmaooo haven''t watched this guy inna min..still funny as ever😂😂😂

  • @magicianwizard4294
    @magicianwizard4294 Před rokem +12

    At 0:40 I was like is this what I think this is? And in the next 15 seconds my thoughts were confirmed. Never get cancelled king.

  • @norivixen1877
    @norivixen1877 Před rokem +317

    as someone who has a brother who is special needs this frickin comedy gold 😂

    • @therealistshow9335
      @therealistshow9335 Před rokem +2

      Nobody cares

    • @ninjireal
      @ninjireal Před rokem +20

      @@therealistshow9335 I care

    • @cheezi1141
      @cheezi1141 Před rokem +13

      @@therealistshow9335 aint nobody asked u to care 😂😂

    • @viearya
      @viearya Před rokem +10

      i love how it’s everyone BUT actual special needs ppl saying this ☠️

    • @therealistshow9335
      @therealistshow9335 Před rokem

      @@viearya Im in a wheelchair but I didn't say nothing because it's the fucking internet , noone cares lol

  • @AustinThomasFilms
    @AustinThomasFilms Před rokem +7

    Griffy is uncancellable. Pretty sure he could go full Kanye and we'd all just sick back and laugh

  • @riedud
    @riedud Před rokem +1

    Griffy's comedy must be protected at all costs.

  • @shr1m
    @shr1m Před rokem +9

    "damn kratos" killed me i love your vids man so funny

  • @TTVJFA48
    @TTVJFA48 Před rokem +33

    I am 1 Minute into it and i had to stop, how can griffy keep a straight face while telling THIS Story 💀💀

  • @FourLeafGroverRL
    @FourLeafGroverRL Před rokem +3

    😂😂 even after the second time I’ve seen this in a year I still laugh

  • @user-sy7vy2ed2u
    @user-sy7vy2ed2u Před rokem +1

    It's 1am and Griffy got me trying to not wake up everyone from my laughing ass.

  • @justdev21
    @justdev21 Před rokem +17

    "Fight one of God's accidents" 😂😭 nah Griffy u Wildin

  • @jamesmcgregor7946
    @jamesmcgregor7946 Před rokem +8

    “Damn Kratoss” That got me😂

  • @pizzatparker
    @pizzatparker Před rokem +1

    "I liked it. I was good at it. I was alive."

  • @4BDN
    @4BDN Před rokem +1

    Too many good one liners in this skit...but that Call of Duty Zombie scream was too much 😂😂😂

  • @epiphany8429
    @epiphany8429 Před rokem +25

    As a gymbro every single second of this is completely and fully true.