World's Smallest AK vs 300lbs of Butter
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What’s up ?!?!
Hi
Yo
Hey Matt how’s it going
Hey man
You're probably paying way too much for butter. Who's your butter guy?
On ur range I doubt the butter would last a single minute
You're paying way too much for worms. Who's your worm guy?
Mare churns it all by hand.
Love that lol
@@wut3358 hnnnnng
Shoutout to the cameraman for being completely silent for literally years.
Yes
Thought I was the only one
Thought I was the only one
Pretty sure his younger bro helps him with most of his demo ranch vids
Sshh don't tell her
“Even though its hard to be straight, I’m gunna try today” 😂😂😂
I had no idea butter was so good at stopping bullets. That is one the coolest things I’ve seen you shoot for some reason.
If you put 10 giant blocks of butter in a plate carrier you will be unstoppable
It's gotta be cool to be a fun target. Liquid butter wouldn't be as cool
That 500 Magnum looks like the gun Joker pulled out to shoot down the Batwing lol
Yep I was thinking the same gun joker shot batwing with Michael keaton batman
Just needs the extending barrel
Hah true
what does persona 5 have to do with batman
@@rahu5467 what are you talking about weeb
Friend: “how powerful is your new gun?”
Me: “two butter blocks”
That's the Max probably of any Gun without water penetration bullets, bullets can only travel about 3ft down
@@skreenname229 Or a bullet at extremely high temperatures.
@@stefanv.3991 It has to do with the bullet design, hardness and heavyness, speed and aerodynamic shape. It's possible to shoot something through all those sticks of butter if it's heavy enough, sharp enough and hard enough at the tip and has enough power behind it. Simple physics. I just don't know if a round like that besides some sort of sabot round exists.
This is how Americans measure tuings.
@@thegregitto a slight upgrade from the imperial system.
“So we don’t get our holes confused that’s the worst” sounds like Matt’s speaking from experience lol
this man has been with me for like 6 years
god bless you man you always make my day better
“Can i fire at it?”
“Fine but only one magnum round”
*pulls out comically large magnum*
Comically large iron*
@@dariusfilip4695 jeez bro didnt have to be better than me but ok bro gotcha bro ok bro fine bro
@@layerx128 it was a joke
@@layerx128 oh wait your comment might've been a joke too sorry lol
You’ve heard of the big iron, but here’s the BIGGER IRON
Make sure you don't miss when you shoot the butter. There's no margarine for error.
This is the best comment on the video🤣
Okay, you're on probation for that one.
We appreciate you for this one.
Dad jokes for the win!
🤔😏 I see what you did there!! 👍🏻
I really want to see a collaboration between you and the slow mo guys. I think these shots would look amazing. Great job and thanks for the great content!
These vids always lift me up. Matt is such a wholesome dude.
13:53 "even though it's hard to be straight, I'm going to try today"
😂😂😂
Hey I wrote that comment 2 minutes before you did why do you get 150 likes and I only 50😂 sad noises
😂my God
Long story short, hide behind two blocks of butter if you're in a fire fight.
And that little gun is incredible.
Gah! I skipped it and bought the whole AK! STUPID STUPID STUPID
Incredibly stupid.
Didn't expect to see you here Steve
If the guns they are shooting are tiny pistols
I always cover myself in butter when leaving the house. Now for a reason.
I just want to say, the magnum research shot is a testament to how aware Matt is of muzzle direction. Even in a stumble he was aware of his muzzle direction of a (assumed) empty gun. It’s the little things that matter!
The little things do matter. In fact, it would be "an (assumed) empty gun"
Hey man don’t watch often but when you come up on my feed your energy make my day change and just happy aswell, I also ended up watch many more videos after
Keep kill in it man
“Getting your holes confused is the worst”. That’s what she said.
You beat me by one hour
😏
lmao what
Nice
He did also say "it's hard to be straight, but I'm gonna try today"...
“I got shooting gloves and I got butter gloves”
Ah yes a true American
As long as it's butter made in the USA. None of that commie dogshit.
@@monbreau7306 yessir
Mhu ha ha ha ha haaaaaa
Butter made straight from a bald eagle's teet.
@@monbreau7306 butter
The wheel spin on the butter block at the end of the video had me in stitches 🤣😂😂😂
"Firing a rifle round out of a pistol into butter" is an elite sentence
Quotes with Matt: “It’s hard to be straight” “the size of this hole is fist size” “so we don’t get our holes confused cause that is the worst”
and " it did not come out"
Shit
A yoooooooooo
Combine that with the look on his face at 13:00 after looking at that hole. I hate to even guess what kind of ideas were running through his head.☺️
It kind of twists, while going down in there.
Matt: "even though it's hard to be straight, I'm gonna try today"
Mere: 😳
You don’t tell MERE!!
I came here to say this! 🤣😆
Don’t tell MERE!!!
I edited it for all you ocd nick-name experts.
I'll be his affair partner
I love how Matt purposely makes those jokes because he makes it sound so funny for the ones who understand as this is technically a family friendly channel
"My ears are ringing even with ear protection on" Proceeds to fire with only 1 ear covered.
50 bmg sniper made for combat, some guy in Texas using it to shoot butter 😄
Don’t you know? The Butter told Mere.
Yeah that's everyone below Illinois in the united states in a nutshell
America!! 🇺🇸
If a 50cal can penetrate butter, i can penetrate armor!! Logic over 9000
Actually it's, made for taking out vehicles
“Even though it’s hard to be straight, I’m gonna try to today.” - Matt
Mirolah
I was gonna quote this
More like me after watching Ricardo Milos
I blame ryan Reynolds
Wait what
That .500 Magnum was wild! :D
"So we don't get our holes confused, that's the worst... " I caught what you were saying lmao 🤣
"Tell me youre American without saying you're American "
Matt:
replace the butter with cheese and youre right on
“You only carry a glock 9?”
at the end he eats butter, this is really the golden key
Ohio
Not American enough shouldve went to a school
Matt: “it cut through it like butter”
Looks at cameraman for approval 😀
funny
Was waiting for that comment because you knew he was going to say it. :)
The start is so good demo
"It just cut through it like butter" and that goofie ass smile and turn to the camera was fucking gold.
Frfr😂😂😂😂
Too funny lol
i missed it whats the time stamp?
@@tealxvortexsbl125 12:56
Matt is that kind of guy you read about in your math books.
More like the medical book called what not to do with guns.
Yep
@@wendymistak4501 Nope
"A guy walks In the supermarket and buys 50m3 of butter. How much pound butter did he buy"
Omg so true
He pulled out the biggest of the irons at the end. I love this channel.
somewhere scott is laughing at Matt too scared to shoot the 500 grain hard cast.🤣
next video idea frozen blocks of crisco
“So we don’t get our holes confused, that’s the worst.”
Right over the kids heads, love it.
i doubt it was meant to be a dirty i think ur just dirty lmfao more like right in the kids heads thats why it in yours
@@deezgoblin3102 you never watched demolition ranch have you lmao
i thought about that right away
😂🤦♂️
I watched the moment he said that as I read this comment. Perfect timings!
“So we don’t get our holes confused, that’s the worst”
This is the best low key innuendo I’ve ever heard on this channel and it totally made my day
After I heard this I had to go down to find a comment about it. Same man.
I’m surprised he didn’t make a “penetration” joke
@@shimonholman6171 tru tru
13:52 another joke
@@noahwright8909 He is just confused lmfao
8:23 he tried to play off the pain from the shot 😂
This was the first video ive watched that you uploaded
"Even though it's hard to be straight, I'm going to try today." - Matt
I literally can't like this
@@nonottheacorn1022 then don't.
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@@nonottheacorn1022 like it
@@nonottheacorn1022 no one care's
This is the most American thing ever: “I have butter gloves, and I have shooting gloves”
.....doesn't everyone?
Heard this joke 657 times and it got old at the hundred time
The funny will arrive in 3 - 5 business days
Wow how funny and original 😐
and I have a 26 inch barrel pistol
Him eating the butter at the end... priceless!!!
I was turned on to your channel because of the Edwin Sarkissian channel. I'm going to start watching all your videos.
Great job
“Don’t want to get the holes confused, it’s the worst” 😂
yeah i was thinking that , all he needed to do was rotate the first block 'o' butter 90 deg and he would have had a clean face to shoot. in fact he could a done it once more as well. lol
@@derangedchicken2191 you didn’t get it did you
@@derangedchicken2191 if you would turn it there would be a chance of hitting a previously shot channel and thereby, even if it's just a tiny bit, possibly change the end result.
I know it's only a tiny bit but when you shoot 350 pounds of butter then why are you doing it if it's not 1000% accurate ?
r/whoosh
Don't wanna go gettin' your butter hole's confused.
accountants at warpath: "We're paying for what now?!"
- 300 lbs of butter sir
"and you're saying this butter will help sell videogames?!"
Magic butter
"no but his .50 BMG"
“It will grease the buttons sir”
Lol
"Yes. The bullets need to be buttered."
One thing I am realizing through watching these videos is that some bullets are made to penetrate while some bullets are made to ensure that nothing in the same postcode that thing hits survives.
You are definitely The Man!
He is man:definitive edition
“ Dang, I can’t believe it’s butter.”
It’s like Matt waited his whole life for that little quote moment. Lol
Budduh its not
Ah yes, that was in the video and you putting that into the comment section makes you smart.
@@pogglethelesser4688 wasn’t trying to sound smart. Just thought it was pretty funny.
“So we don’t get our holes confused.”
- Matt 2021.
would you buy a painting of monalisa for $500 if i sold it to you?
@@Nightmare-tk4nq why would I want a painting of a girl menacingly smiling at me
Ah yes thank you yoshikage kira
@@Nightmare-tk4nq he would pay anything for that painting
Yeah, it´s the worst!
This guy is awesome.
Period.
That long ass barrel made me laugh as the camera panned further back I was like “damn”
“Pretty chilly outside. It’s like 60” must be rough Matt, if that’s chilly I’m jealous.
That's Texas for ya. 70 degrees in Austin today.
Yeah we hit 61 yesterday in Washington and I was STOKED at the Heatwave! (3-19-2021)
Bro 60 degrees is just barely hot for me tf
@@Huzzahgamers_inc for me it’s 52 Spokane
Minus the huge storm and power outages recently
Matt: (walks in the store to buy something to shoot). Manager of the store: It's payday boys
first
him eating the butter earned him a sub
Love love love you, and the ranch.. oppps sorry “The Ranch!”..please keep making these videos,, you’re my hero,and my sanity…🤎 from🇦🇺
“Even though it’s hard to be straight, I’m going to try today.”
-Ram Ranch, 2021
best comment i’ve ever seen 💀
I was just about to say thattttttt
I was about to comment this lol
Oh thank you for quoting that 😂
It is indeed hard to be straight with people like matt, akdad, and garandthumb.... very hard.
"Don't want the holes to get confused, that's the worst."
he should have rotated the fist block by 90 degrees an and shot the side lol. that way he would still have all the blocks
Wrong hole! wrong hole!
Yeah my wife hates when that happens
That's what she said.
Yeah u mix up the holes and someones head will be smashing into the headboard trying to get away lol.
been watching this guy for a decaade and just subed.
Sube d? What is that. Subbed is a thing but soobed(that's how that would be pronounced) is not really a thing as far as I know
Just when I thought the intros couldn't get any stupider.....👌😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The dumb face he made after that butter joke killed me
do you have any idea how little this narrows it down
@@bubblegum8876 yes
I knew that joke was coming at some point and it still made me cry laughing.
he looked exactly like lincoln when he made that face lmao
same lmao!
“So we dont get our holes confused, thats the worst” -demo 2021
How he can say those things with a straight face is beyond me
13:52 even though its hard to be straight im going to try today
-demo 2021
Thats how his son was born
That is most definitely what she said.
Wise words
“So we don’t get our holes confused that’s the worst” his comments are absolutely the best
That 26" was hysterical 🤣
“So we don’t get our holes confused, that’s the worst” by far the best demo line I have heard to date.
Cowards, real men aren't afraid to get dirty. (End my life please.)
THATS WHAT SHE SAID
My gf hates when I do that
Lmao facts
@@bambibooza4921 glady, unholy demon.
*Racks shotgun with purging intent.
6:23
"So we dont get our hole's confused, that's the worst"
Butter hole ;)
*holes - no apostrophe necessary
“But-her” holes!
@@billdathrill5795 Congratulations Bill, you officially won the Internet today.
@@billdathrill5795 underrated
13:00 the way how he looks back🤣
"I can't believe this is butter!"
This really puts into perspective how important barrel length is.
That's what she been saying for years......🤣
Room clearing? Short barrel. Penetration? You definitely need a longer barrel.
@@frankiegunnz8066 size matters 🤣
As demonstrated by the 500 Magnum "pistol"
thats what she said
Someone: Did you ever do a burnout with a mini bike in a huge stick of butter?
Matt: yes.
people who don't stay wont get it....what a bunch of loser.
I watched to the end because of this... mostly because the video was playing while I was reading the comments and I couldn’t pause it
Never have I ever.....
Matt: oh.... well, I have!
😂
@@xaninuax lol yes sir
Gotta love a butter-burnout!
Are we not gonna talk about him eating raw butter at the end
No we aren't that butter not taste good
did you taste it^ how did you^ know
@@Psilomuscimol yes I have eaten butter raw just to try when I was 7
@masondier2664 . I was asking the guy above me, because he was talking about that specific butter. And I'm sure he wasn't there to taste it.
@@Psilomuscimol Ohhhh my bad im sorry
You know someone is from Texas when they said “it’s pretty chilly out here it’s like 60”😂
*laughs in Montanan*
Lol that is chilly.
I understand ( 8am, 73F, Miami ).
“It’s pretty chilly out here. It’s 60°.” How you know someone lives in the south. Lol
Pretty chilly here in minnesota is like -10
This was my fave one yet
I love this, it's amazing
"Dude it went through it like butter"
Matt is just the best
The best dad jokes
like butter WTF ... it is butter
The “I can’t believe it’s not butter” joke was steller
IT WAS SO SMOOTH
I had to pause cause that line hit so hard.
@@NEprimo you could say... buttery smooth
And the "UP THE BUTTER" joke.
he actually said "i can't believe it's butter".
13:52 Me going out to hang with the boys after a long week.
You have the most guns on any channel I’ve seen
Matt; "Oh you stayed until the end" *does burnout on butter*
Me: Nice
Thank you for your comment I already pause the video if not for your comment I would have never saw it
MERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Butter burnout by Matt!
Why is no one laughing at the “getting your holes confused” joke? 😂
too busy laughing at the "Even though it's hard to be straight, I'm going to try today" line
But everyone’s been saying that
Muffledbox have they?
@@him050 Yes they have
Hell Rebel oh cool, must have missed those
"I'm going to move over a bit so the holes don't get confused" Lol thats funny
Where the hell do you get these ideas??🤣🤣🤣 I fkn love it!!!
“Even though it’s hard to be straight I’m gonna try today”
Beat me to it 😂
@@OwenAbkes same here! haha
As soon as I read this he said it 🤣
Matt is bi and with Scott confirmed
Brooo 😂😂😂😂
I think that's the first time I've ever seen your cameraman.
His camera man is creepy cooter
Wait where is the time stamp?
@@_e5910 14:57
You can see his boots in the video he did with Jerry Miceluak or however you spell his name
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Чувак, смотрю тебя на "Зебре", обожаю твои видео! Пили дальше, и больше!
The luger joke is amazing 😆
quote of the day: “even though it’s hard to be straight, i’m gonna try today” -Matt
I was about to post this nice
"You don't wanna mess up the holes" - Also Matt
Next shirt idea.
as a lesbian myself, I couldn't have agreed more with that statement. Hahaha.
@@poklijn3390 what, 10 thousands posts of 1 quote is enough????
you know you are a true operator when you got butter gloves
I operate quite often and I only own margarine gloves
13:52 i know man it is hard to be straight everyday 🤣🤣🤣
"I've got shooting gloves, and I've got butter gloves".. cracked me up
Colonel: PRIVATE WHERE IS YOUR VEST?!?!?!?!
Me Covered In 300 Pounds Of Butter: Well it turns out-
@Angel Bosque XD
Me Covered In 300 Pounds Of Butter: Well it churns out
Me covered in 300 gallons of oil: wait for it to rain
The fact that he can eat pure butter is genuinely impressive.
And very American.
Makes most Americans cringe, tbh
Pure butter tastes alot like high fat cream. I like it.
@@SuperLarryJo Yeah like Americans can chug it.
It's just a normal American breakfast
Well he is in the south. We luvs our butter here, lol
Matt should make an armor that's branded "I can't believe it's butter!"
“Dang. I can’t believe it’s butter “
-Matt
"It's like room temperature outside."
I lol'd.
I never thought of how silly that sounds lol
"So we don't get our holes confused, that's the worst."
Sure is, Matt.
That's what she said
Giggitty
I bet its a real bummer when you only find one.
@@____MC____ quite literally a 'bummer'.
When the long ass barrel for the revolver came into view all i could think of was jack Nicholsons joker shooting down the bat wing lol
The spread out of that tiny barrel is insane