How Strong is a $2000 Lock???

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  • @thequesomanishere
    @thequesomanishere Před 3 lety +709

    Lockpicking Lawyer: "1 is set... 2 is binding..."
    Demolition Ranch: "50 BMG"

    • @calgar42k
      @calgar42k Před 3 lety +22

      to be fair the Lockpicking Lawyer did shot a lock with a 50 BMG before :) czcams.com/video/t2l4PVJkhzQ/video.html and the lock held way better than this one :)

    • @cryesk
      @cryesk Před 3 lety +6

      @@calgar42k I think the reason their locks survived and Matt's didn't is because theirs were free swinging, while Matt's were braced.

    • @Sman7290
      @Sman7290 Před 3 lety +2

      @@cryesk no.

    • @p4tmchef
      @p4tmchef Před 3 lety +1

      @@cryesk I think pure mass was the reason.

  • @lockpickinglawyer
    @lockpickinglawyer Před 3 lety +35419

    Matt, cool video, as always. Shoot me an email if you want to talk locks that would probably be able to laugh off a few .50BMG rounds. 👍

  • @mistertwister2000
    @mistertwister2000 Před 2 lety +564

    “If you don’t have the key fob, you can’t get in.”
    LockpickingLawyer: *Maniacal laughter*

  • @UncensoredGunEnthusiast
    @UncensoredGunEnthusiast Před 2 lety +388

    “Today on demolition ranch we will find out if a burglar will stop a 50. Cal”
    Fucking brilliant

  • @WyattL130
    @WyattL130 Před 3 lety +6016

    The intro is what everyone has been waiting for

  • @willnaylor7715
    @willnaylor7715 Před 3 lety +2627

    “Welcome back to Demo Ranch today we are seeing if a burglar will stop a 50 cal”
    Best part of 2020

  • @irememberjeepz
    @irememberjeepz Před 2 lety +363

    Apparently that second master lock is the way to go. Keeps things locked with only 5% of the lock left.

    • @alexandranichols7361
      @alexandranichols7361 Před rokem +1

      Ratio

    • @CICellDirectorCairmann
      @CICellDirectorCairmann Před rokem +4

      until you realize you can unlock it with another master lock uh ie smacking it with another lock master locks are just shit locks

    • @trashcompactorYT
      @trashcompactorYT Před rokem +4

      Except you can open a master lock by sneezing too hard near it

    • @mephistosprincipium
      @mephistosprincipium Před rokem +1

      imo those metal sheets that bend and get deformed instead of just a solid piece of metal that splits and breaks is actually pretty smart

    • @vincentboi7926
      @vincentboi7926 Před 11 měsíci

      😢

  • @vinniebudny
    @vinniebudny Před 2 lety +388

    For a ultimate safe lock, you will to ask for one from the Lockpicking lawyer, he would still be able to pick it but probably stand against a 50 cal BMG ;)

    • @65coupestang
      @65coupestang Před 2 lety +5

      The desert eagle DOES NOT FIRE A 50 BMG ROUND THEY FIRE EITHER .50 AE ROUNDS OR .44 MAG ROUNDS YOU KNUCKLEHEAD 😖😡🙄🤬👎👎..!!

    • @hno3_cookies
      @hno3_cookies Před 2 lety +24

      @@65coupestang at any point did OP mention a Deagle?

    • @fishsticks407
      @fishsticks407 Před 2 lety +10

      @@65coupestang
      My guy thinks hes smart or something, must be delusional considering the guy never mentioned a Desert Eagle.

    • @deus6383
      @deus6383 Před 2 lety +2

      @@65coupestang when was a desert eagle mentioned

    • @josiahralya2160
      @josiahralya2160 Před 2 lety +3

      I just came from his video about the strongest squir lock. Took 60 rounds of 308 AP rounds amd 60 rounds of another round I cant remember. And 20 50bmg rounds.

  • @SergeiEisenstein
    @SergeiEisenstein Před 3 lety +703

    Matt: *Blows Master Locks to pieces.*
    Lock Picking Lawyer: "I approve."

  • @grimreminder5038
    @grimreminder5038 Před 3 lety +370

    "Will a burglar stop a .50cal!?"
    Seeing the meme given life is truly beautiful 😂

  • @lankycide77
    @lankycide77 Před 2 lety +34

    "...We *did* run over this Desert Eagle with a tank."
    This being a valid sentence is exactly why you gotta love Demolition Ranch. Also, That second lock was the real MVP.

  • @tomsite2901uk
    @tomsite2901uk Před rokem +18

    You might want to have a discussion with the Lockpicking Lawyer on how to open locks really fast.

    • @lilgto64
      @lilgto64 Před 2 měsíci

      I love LPL, but I’ve never seen him open a lock for 20 yards away.

  • @MarcJaxon
    @MarcJaxon Před 3 lety +342

    Being able to say "We DID run over this Desert Eagle with a tank..." and it not be a joke is absolutely priceless.

  • @winston9482
    @winston9482 Před 3 lety +1760

    “Welcome to Demolition Ranch. Today, will a burglar stop a 50 cal?”
    “Wait what?” -Best like, 2021

    • @allwrightadventures6675
      @allwrightadventures6675 Před 3 lety +38

      A burglar would have to have a negative I.Q to steal something from his house lol

    • @monstergeek3611
      @monstergeek3611 Před 3 lety +9

      @@allwrightadventures6675 or below negative luck.

    • @chasecarter2346
      @chasecarter2346 Před 3 lety +5

      @@monstergeek3611 what did he think the 50 would do that's meant to stop fucking tanks and cars

    • @andreboily8645
      @andreboily8645 Před 3 lety

      bro that killed me

    • @ExpertRook
      @ExpertRook Před 3 lety +1

      somebody from 3 years ago said the same thing it creeped me out

  • @scottbrown7073
    @scottbrown7073 Před 2 lety +18

    8:45 you can actually see part of the lock fly back at you, lucky you got the safety glasses on, love watching your videos mate love from Australia

  • @user-tq1bs2fj9h
    @user-tq1bs2fj9h Před 11 měsíci +1

    This intro was one of the funniest I intros ever, when Matt says, “Today on demolition ranch, will a burglar stop a .50 cal?” I couldn’t stop laughing. 1:20 was the best when Matt loaded the .50

  • @akiliwoods6212
    @akiliwoods6212 Před 3 lety +601

    “Can a burglar stop a .50 Cal”😂😭 I swear Matt’s intros are cinematic gold😂😭

  • @hfamily2004
    @hfamily2004 Před 3 lety +562

    He finally did the “Imagine robbing demolition ranch” joke

    • @user-eu9tj2gj5e
      @user-eu9tj2gj5e Před 3 lety +13

      I saw this clip as a comment to every of his previous videos, lol

    • @hfamily2004
      @hfamily2004 Před 3 lety +12

      @@user-eu9tj2gj5e that’s what I’m talking about, literally every video there was one comment making this kind of joke

    • @heretyk_1337
      @heretyk_1337 Před 3 lety +3

      The stars doth align...

    • @BIG-RIP
      @BIG-RIP Před 3 lety +3

      Dreams do come true

    • @sebastiend.5335
      @sebastiend.5335 Před 3 lety +1

      Indeed he did.
      I must have seen the idea proposed about a thousand times.
      Nice.

  • @Pronchonche
    @Pronchonche Před 2 lety +58

    LPL must be so outraged that a masterlock last more than 3 seconds in a video :')

    • @jmbman
      @jmbman Před 2 lety +1

      I was thinking the same thing. When Matt was checking it all I could think of what that the LPL would just pick it in a couple of seconds.

  • @NicholasGW
    @NicholasGW Před 10 měsíci +1

    The repeated assault with progressively larger items on the lock you just shot four times, followed by "SHOTGUN OPENED IT RIGHT UP!" killed me.

  • @grantwatters2302
    @grantwatters2302 Před 3 lety +424

    "We did run over this desert eagle with a tank" has to be one of the most American things I've ever heard.

    • @hamerwolf
      @hamerwolf Před 3 lety +5

      Well to be fair the Desert Eagle is an Israeli weapon.

    • @codealtf4logn779
      @codealtf4logn779 Před 3 lety

      Yeah

    • @supergeek1418
      @supergeek1418 Před 3 lety +1

      @@hamerwolf
      But the tank was Muricun...

    • @supergeek1418
      @supergeek1418 Před 3 lety

      @Cyclone Bravo
      My mistake, then. I was thinking that it was a Sherman...

  • @james6309
    @james6309 Před 3 lety +142

    Matt looking at a Master Lock: "you know they're nice"
    LockPickingLawyer: 😐

  • @anojamalalage7242
    @anojamalalage7242 Před 3 lety

    Thanks for the advice 😊

  • @LordPebble2309
    @LordPebble2309 Před 2 lety

    once again... the bits are amazing

  • @swiftythegathering
    @swiftythegathering Před 3 lety +273

    “If you don’t have the key fob, you can’t get it”
    *Lockpicking Lawyer has entered the chat*

    • @Willy.B.Hardagin
      @Willy.B.Hardagin Před 3 lety +4

      Literally lmao

    • @xazoji1
      @xazoji1 Před 3 lety +3

      LPL himself said if you want an unpickable lock get an electronic one

    • @kellypg
      @kellypg Před 3 lety +1

      @@xazoji1 unpickable, not unshimable

  • @BigTruckBigRV
    @BigTruckBigRV Před 3 lety +5327

    Lock Pick Lawyer vs Demo Ranch.....same results, different methods.

    • @justinm9835
      @justinm9835 Před 3 lety +160

      LPL actually does have vids of shooting locks so great minds think alike lol

    • @adriancampos5325
      @adriancampos5325 Před 3 lety +57

      Lock picking, like medicine, is an art not a science

    • @Dr_Kenneth_Noisewater
      @Dr_Kenneth_Noisewater Před 3 lety +66

      Came for the shooting, stayed for the LPL comments 😂

    • @gudea5207
      @gudea5207 Před 3 lety +13

      Matt definitely has the Alexandrian solution to his gordian lock

    • @teamquickndirtyracing3377
      @teamquickndirtyracing3377 Před 3 lety +9

      Was about to scroll through looking for anyone making that comment. You are are champ!

  • @tostatation
    @tostatation Před 2 lety

    Thanks!!! I asked for this a few days ago!! You rock.

  • @user-zm1sd5in6n
    @user-zm1sd5in6n Před 6 měsíci

    Love the beginning

  • @lukes.3787
    @lukes.3787 Před 3 lety +268

    Matt: *Breathes*
    CZcams Demonetization: And I took that personally

    • @nomerc3608
      @nomerc3608 Před 3 lety

      He has already made enough to buy several of those $2,000 locks within a few hours of posting this video! One day later it already has well over a million views!

    • @supergeek1418
      @supergeek1418 Před 3 lety +4

      @@nomerc3608
      Not if it was demonized.
      That's why he needs sponsors.

    • @lukes.3787
      @lukes.3787 Před 3 lety

      @@nomerc3608 Good to know, Happy Holidays!

  • @SimpleBanana
    @SimpleBanana Před 3 lety +524

    Squire Stronghold SS100CS. That's the lock you're looking for.

    • @KyBee_Not_a_bee.
      @KyBee_Not_a_bee. Před 3 lety +23

      I too saw LPL's video

    • @lajosszabi5201
      @lajosszabi5201 Před 3 lety +7

      Just find the video on LPL's channel it's in video 944 but that lock was swinging wich makes difference

    • @codealtf4logn779
      @codealtf4logn779 Před 3 lety +1

      That’s a big lock

    • @nocount7517
      @nocount7517 Před 3 lety +6

      @@codealtf4logn779 And like a fifth the cost of the dinky thing Matt has.

    • @abstractking5097
      @abstractking5097 Před 3 lety +2

      Yea those are big

  • @Toby1006Glock
    @Toby1006Glock Před 2 lety +3

    Great video. The strength & weakness of every padlock is with the shackle/shank, that is why law enforcers and first responders always carry a bolt cutter to disable padlocks.

    • @user-os4fl4zj7d
      @user-os4fl4zj7d Před 9 měsíci

      Put a collar around hasp so just lock bottom is visible deny access to shackle.

  • @kylechristie5792
    @kylechristie5792 Před 2 lety

    We love your content keep it up. We also want to see you make it the next time so freaking be safe dude.

  • @Gadgetman53
    @Gadgetman53 Před 3 lety +163

    Please get LockPickingLawyer on one day for a collaboration!

    • @elhurricane1706
      @elhurricane1706 Před 3 lety +2

      They just commented, so I think it may happen!

    • @matteoooo3308
      @matteoooo3308 Před 3 lety +1

      That would be awesome!!!

    • @danknugz4202
      @danknugz4202 Před 3 lety +2

      Why?

    • @1homeboy815
      @1homeboy815 Před 3 lety +1

      I bet he could open in in a few seconds lol

    • @hibuddy2768
      @hibuddy2768 Před 3 lety +6

      Who can open the lock faster?
      Matt with a 50bmg or LockPickingLawyer with his bare hands

  • @Brainwav
    @Brainwav Před 3 lety +556

    *shows Master Locks*
    "They're nice."
    *Somewhere, Lockpicking Lawyer shudders*

    • @inducatvius3883
      @inducatvius3883 Před 3 lety +5

      Think they should do a test if the lock picking lawyer is faster if its open he can step aside

    • @stephycallaghan
      @stephycallaghan Před 3 lety +10

      For me lockpocking lawyer’s comment on this vid is right above ur comment

    • @johnday1954
      @johnday1954 Před 3 lety +1

      Is this lock abuse

    • @sethbeesley2123
      @sethbeesley2123 Před 3 lety

      Do more Can Canon videos pleaseeee🤘😆

    • @KaBar41
      @KaBar41 Před 3 lety

      Well thankfully, most people who are going to be attacking padlocks will be doing destructive entry tactics.

  • @Richard_Garza_
    @Richard_Garza_ Před 2 lety

    Crazy you guys are right next to me, I live south of San Antonio. Just found this channel and it’s cool af man.

  • @avijeetgupta4429
    @avijeetgupta4429 Před 2 lety

    Great stuff, Keep posting.

  • @tr4visfr4ntt21
    @tr4visfr4ntt21 Před 3 lety +776

    “We did run over this desert eagle with a tank” is the most Texas thing I've ever heard

    • @Mr_AntiSocial
      @Mr_AntiSocial Před 3 lety +19

      The Tank part sounds russian

    • @painted_smile9131
      @painted_smile9131 Před 3 lety +7

      as a texan, i agree with this assessment

    • @plazmah9907
      @plazmah9907 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Mr_AntiSocial NO in russia we hold down da triggur of a ak-47 for chips

    • @Mr_AntiSocial
      @Mr_AntiSocial Před 3 lety +2

      @Libertys Son you took that seriously.. really?

    • @logan5675
      @logan5675 Před 3 lety

      I would like but cant ur at 690

  • @philipgillett603
    @philipgillett603 Před 3 lety +169

    Someone needs to make a compilation of every time Matt has touched a hot bullet

    • @theogohioan1633
      @theogohioan1633 Před 3 lety +14

      I want them to make a t-shirt out of it. Like the THICC shirt, print a perfectly expanded bullet with the word HOTT above it

    • @ctc2469
      @ctc2469 Před 3 lety +8

      It would be an hour long atleast

  • @captainleonardodivichi295

    I didn’t know that about the ricochet part . That’s pretty cool

  • @DanielGonzalez-sr2gr
    @DanielGonzalez-sr2gr Před 2 lety

    Probably one of THEEE BEST videos Demo Ranch ( they’re all good videos bro chill! 😂😂😂) has put out yet lol 😂😂😂😂

  • @friartuck103
    @friartuck103 Před 3 lety +209

    Dude, talk to LockPickingLawyer, he will find you the lock you seek!

    • @Ownage964
      @Ownage964 Před 3 lety +1

      Sc100ss video 944 monster of a lock

    • @shanus11
      @shanus11 Před 3 lety +3

      Lpl has already commented ;)

  • @TheCian19
    @TheCian19 Před 3 lety +67

    Low key you know he is impressed with that throw of the lock hitting the target

  • @AkaUnkown
    @AkaUnkown Před 2 lety

    Dude. You’re the best 😂 shooting that tiny lock with the hornet was 10 (varsity blues) and then slug on the plated lock #2 dude friggen direct center.
    I live in Alaska and I can’t believe I don’t have the space to shoot around like you do. I need to move.

  • @damianherrera3746
    @damianherrera3746 Před 2 lety +1

    Not gonna lie my favorite intro ever is this one

  • @nickrouse1738
    @nickrouse1738 Před 3 lety +134

    I was laughing pretty hard when he started throwing stuff at the lock

  • @gabehastings2989
    @gabehastings2989 Před 3 lety +822

    i love how matt is suprised every time he touches a hot piece of lead

    • @bradleytdw2927
      @bradleytdw2927 Před 3 lety +10

      When you think he’s a professional then he says dang that’s hot

    • @EricJh21690
      @EricJh21690 Před 3 lety +3

      😂👌🏻

    • @koalabtw1458
      @koalabtw1458 Před 3 lety

      Why must you use a stolen photo for your profile?

    • @hacked2813
      @hacked2813 Před 3 lety +3

      Reminds me of that wholesome russian guy that reviewed mre and touched boiling water twice and said "that's hot"

    • @gabehastings2989
      @gabehastings2989 Před 3 lety

      @Jake Heke whos edwin lol

  • @mikeslicker7569
    @mikeslicker7569 Před 2 lety

    love the intro...it was a little too short but i loved it. even thought I one sub thought it was too short.

  • @butchgarner3911
    @butchgarner3911 Před 2 lety

    Best intro yet!!! Great job!

  • @angelgutierrez3552
    @angelgutierrez3552 Před 3 lety +388

    You should talk to the lock picking lawyer. He's very knowledgeable about locks

  • @koolguy6172
    @koolguy6172 Před 3 lety +335

    “Today on demolition ranch, will a burglar stop a 50 cal”
    “wait what”

    • @HazzardousMe601
      @HazzardousMe601 Před 3 lety +9

      wow thanks for this comment i almost forget the first minute of the video i am still watching

    • @tasel5791
      @tasel5791 Před 3 lety +3

      yep we all watched it

    • @wayne18628
      @wayne18628 Před 3 lety +3

      Got me laughing hard 😂😂

    • @neotim5
      @neotim5 Před 3 lety +9

      FINALLY he made the bit everyone asked for in the comments haha!

    • @tomstech4390
      @tomstech4390 Před 3 lety

      You going to do the subtitles for the rest too?

  • @brianswindle316
    @brianswindle316 Před 2 lety

    By far my most favorite opening

  • @XxBaddieXianxX
    @XxBaddieXianxX Před rokem

    Congratulations on 11 Million mate

  • @Bl757jay
    @Bl757jay Před 3 lety +719

    “Today on demolition ranch, Will a Burglar stop a 50 cal”😂😂😂

    • @novodkagohome9508
      @novodkagohome9508 Před 3 lety +15

      Burglers, of any color, lifes don’t matter. You work for it - you own it.

    • @sparkobandz9587
      @sparkobandz9587 Před 3 lety +7

      @@novodkagohome9508 ?

    • @user-nq5ss5kf8r
      @user-nq5ss5kf8r Před 3 lety +5

      Intros can’t get any better😂👌🏽

    • @JoseRamirez-vk8lg
      @JoseRamirez-vk8lg Před 3 lety +7

      I saw this once on a meme video and it said “Welcome to demolition ranch today we are going to see if a burglar is bullet proof” and my mind when I heard it was You crazy son of a bitch you did it

    • @rubb3rlizard607
      @rubb3rlizard607 Před 3 lety +5

      @@novodkagohome9508 your wrong. Yes things you work for are your’s, but burglars lives do matter. Some burglars steal because there’s no other way to survive. It doesn’t matter who you are, or what you’ve done, your life matters. They all have a chance to improve. Yes if someone breaks into your house or tries to hurt you, you have the right to shoot them. I’m not against that. But to say that there life doesn’t matter is wrong.

  • @black9726
    @black9726 Před 3 lety +231

    LockPickingLawyer: “Pathetic.”

    • @strooby5585
      @strooby5585 Před 3 lety

      Actually ur name is supposed to be 7.62x54R

    • @Narinjas
      @Narinjas Před 3 lety +11

      He (LPL) and Bosnianbill already shot the toughest lock with several 50 BMG rounds to open ... so for mat to be unique ... he should shoot the same lock with all of his 50 BMG at once and for safe measure bring the single and double barrel ELEPHANT RIFLE .... he will need a good BIG collab for this ... and i wish they could film it in 4K Phantom slow motion.

    • @black9726
      @black9726 Před 3 lety +3

      @@strooby5585 Why? There it also a cartridge as 7.62x51 NATO

    • @kevlar5150
      @kevlar5150 Před 3 lety

      @@Narinjas That sounds epicdary!

    • @strooby5585
      @strooby5585 Před 3 lety

      @@black9726 then why don't you have NATO in your name??

  • @Who.is.Clinton
    @Who.is.Clinton Před 2 lety

    So entertaining dude, loved it!

  • @uncletacosupreme7023
    @uncletacosupreme7023 Před 2 lety

    Your escalating drama on lock no. 2 had me rolling.

  • @AneesSarwar34
    @AneesSarwar34 Před 3 lety +326

    “I’m a doctor... ish.”
    Gonna miss that outro

  • @DarkVampireL
    @DarkVampireL Před 3 lety +860

    Matt: “Welcome to Demolition Ranch! Today’s episode, will a burglar stop a .50cal?!” *loads .50cal with joy*

  • @thanatos6902
    @thanatos6902 Před rokem

    aight I know I'm late af but Matt throwing things at the second lock had me dying over here bruh this video is GOLD... pure gold man I LOVE IT!

  • @JIMJAMSC
    @JIMJAMSC Před rokem +2

    This channel is a invaluable treasure trove of information for the criminals out there.
    The bullet reviews, accuracy, wound channels, depth, damage etc help balance it out however...

  • @950lindenlalremruatpuia3
    @950lindenlalremruatpuia3 Před 3 lety +702

    "son,I lost my key,go and grab my other key"
    "What other key?"
    "my barrett 50 cal"

  • @ivaluemykneecaps7564
    @ivaluemykneecaps7564 Před 3 lety +665

    *shotgun does damage at a distance of more than an inch*
    FPS games: wait that’s illegal

  • @crazytaco8540
    @crazytaco8540 Před 2 lety

    Got a few locks to try, the Sargent and Greenleaf 951c, the Squire ss100cs, the Enforcer Abloy or the Abus Granit locks, just a few i found

  • @ElijahPerrin80
    @ElijahPerrin80 Před 2 lety

    More lock videos, this was cool.

  • @Adriftintheash
    @Adriftintheash Před 3 lety +644

    Died here
    “Today on demolition ranch, we’re going to see if a burglar can stop a 50 Cal!”
    “Wait what?”
    “Wrong house bub!”

  • @johnwhollman4655
    @johnwhollman4655 Před 3 lety +194

    The man deserves an Oscar for these intros

    • @_.young_carlo._4964
      @_.young_carlo._4964 Před 3 lety +2

      Nah that would be Matt does fitness

    • @edgyusername1269
      @edgyusername1269 Před 3 lety

      Nah he wouldn't want to go through the ritual that gets you to places like the Oscar's.

    • @_.young_carlo._4964
      @_.young_carlo._4964 Před 3 lety

      @@edgyusername1269 nah Luca and Matt make way better intros than this Matt

    • @kingdid7625
      @kingdid7625 Před 3 lety +1

      @@_.young_carlo._4964 I got hit in the chest with a shoot gun from a 3 feet range only a piece of my skin came of that’s it

    • @_.young_carlo._4964
      @_.young_carlo._4964 Před 3 lety +1

      @@kingdid7625 ok🤔🤔🤔.....what’s your point 💀💀💀

  • @rickadrian2675
    @rickadrian2675 Před 2 lety +4

    Trying to open the 2nd lock with the stock reminded me of something my Dad once told me - 'use the American screwdriver', which is a hammer.

  • @yen6170
    @yen6170 Před 2 lety

    Damn idk why I love destruction videos

  • @Sman7290
    @Sman7290 Před 3 lety +92

    Matt: "Will a burglar stop a 50 cal?"
    Burglar: "He'll start with a .22. I'll be all right."

    • @schonnj
      @schonnj Před 3 lety +11

      Don't know about you, but I'd rather not get shot with successively larger rounds.

    • @Pigness7
      @Pigness7 Před 3 lety +4

      burger :)

    • @delano6584
      @delano6584 Před 3 lety +6

      @@schonnj idk about You but I don’t even wanna get shot with a .22

    • @schonnj
      @schonnj Před 3 lety +4

      @@delano6584 Absolutely. I'd prefer no to get shot. But if I'm forced to chose between getting one-shotted with a .50 versus being used as living ballistic gel for a whole menu of bullet calibers, I'll take the quick death, thanks.

    • @delano6584
      @delano6584 Před 3 lety +1

      @@schonnj how about 1 .22 or getting punched 20 times bare knuckles on your face🤔

  • @A-Negative
    @A-Negative Před 3 lety +447

    I only came for the Lockpicking Lawyer comments. Proceed.

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK Před 3 lety +5

      insert humorous lockpicking lawyer comment

    • @lewisjames4268
      @lewisjames4268 Před 3 lety +4

      Just about to say LPL

    • @AhDollar
      @AhDollar Před 3 lety +3

      I was about to say, just give this to him, and from there, all he'll have to do is just breathe on this and it'll open

    • @unglued94ta
      @unglued94ta Před 3 lety +6

      Even if there is a lock that survives 50 BMG, it still won't survive the LPL.

    • @user-ev3cl2ss8e
      @user-ev3cl2ss8e Před 3 lety +2

      Christian thought believe
      The Father is a god, the Son is a god, and the Holy Spirit is a god, but they are not 3 gods, but one God!
      And they say: The Father is great, the Son is great, and the Holy Spirit is great
      But they are not 3 great but one great!
      And he goes on to say: The Father is a person, the Son is a Person, and the Holy Spirit is a Person, but they are not 3 persons but one person!
      I wonder what language do you speak ?!
      The lion of debates Sheikh / Ahmed Deedat (may God have mercy on him)

  • @misaeltoledo5944
    @misaeltoledo5944 Před rokem +1

    You got to admit this dude is entertaining as f***

  • @valentin7318
    @valentin7318 Před 2 lety

    Smarter every day, we need your slow motion cameras over here. nice video, was pure fun.

  • @funnyfail3909
    @funnyfail3909 Před 3 lety +132

    Based on the intro, this episode is clearly not sponsored by Simply-Safe.

  • @unnameduser54
    @unnameduser54 Před 3 lety +560

    "where's the key?"
    "here"
    "that- that's a gun"
    "i know"

  • @anthonybrakus5280
    @anthonybrakus5280 Před rokem

    I think that after Scotty's demonstration everyone shoots their Serbu with the string!😂🤣 Scott hides behind his truck as well, God bless him! Love you guys, thanks your work.

  • @colehendricks6154
    @colehendricks6154 Před 2 lety +16

    Can we talk about how Matt hit the target with the lock flawlessly?!!

  • @wingsoffreedom3589
    @wingsoffreedom3589 Před 3 lety +91

    2,000 dollar lock: "Come at me bruh!"
    .50BMG: "I'mma comin'!"

  • @Danger11007
    @Danger11007 Před 3 lety +231

    Thelockpickinglawyer: 3, take it or leave it

    • @Lilith-Rose
      @Lilith-Rose Před 3 lety +13

      Just imagining what he'd say seeing all those masterlocks, the top one is probably the most secure of the whole lot against picking

    • @edwardwood6532
      @edwardwood6532 Před 3 lety +4

      First I want to see the LPL take on electronic hacking. And as many people will point out, Masterlock is probably not the best, but ok for shooting considering pricepoints.

    • @itchyprince3793
      @itchyprince3793 Před 3 lety +2

      ima leave it and take the 50bmg

    • @edwardwood6532
      @edwardwood6532 Před 3 lety +5

      @youtubedeletedme Typically the electronic security have some fatal flaw that can be resolved by shimming or going around the expensive high tech security.

    • @jjjnnn7258
      @jjjnnn7258 Před 3 lety +2

      @@edwardwood6532 he has a few videos on RFID locks.

  • @jnd1508
    @jnd1508 Před rokem

    LOVE YOUR VIDS BTW

  • @rush3676
    @rush3676 Před 2 lety

    love the intro

  • @joshuavdw7480
    @joshuavdw7480 Před 3 lety +354

    This whole channel is basically “how many bullets to get through THIS tax writeoff” and I love it

    • @davedoesthingsdreaded
      @davedoesthingsdreaded Před 3 lety +4

      Throught? Huh

    • @bigdirtyfo5658
      @bigdirtyfo5658 Před 3 lety +5

      @@davedoesthingsdreaded He must be from Texas

    • @texacajundiy
      @texacajundiy Před 3 lety +4

      @@bigdirtyfo5658 A guy named "bigdirtyfo"...talking trash on anyone...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    • @bigdirtyfo5658
      @bigdirtyfo5658 Před 3 lety +4

      @@texacajundiy You definitely didn't get the reference but its okay, your comment is still funny lol

    • @texacajundiy
      @texacajundiy Před 3 lety +6

      @@bigdirtyfo5658 It is SO refreshing to come across a good sport. Don't ever loose that.

  • @masonlivingston5849
    @masonlivingston5849 Před 3 lety +120

    People who were waiting for simply safe alarms to go off in the intro--->

  • @wanidimo801
    @wanidimo801 Před 2 lety

    Wish all Texans were like DemolitionRanch. Love you brother..from an Arab Texan!!

  • @joshlewark255
    @joshlewark255 Před 3 lety +100

    "This is the lock picking lawyer and today I'm going to open this $2,000 lock with a piece of lead."

  • @Maineonite
    @Maineonite Před 3 lety +188

    “We did run over this Desert Eagle with a tank”. The first time those words have ever been put in that order.....ever

    • @erikherlihy544
      @erikherlihy544 Před 3 lety +1

      Right🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-ev3cl2ss8e
      @user-ev3cl2ss8e Před 3 lety

      Christian thought believe
      The Father is a god, the Son is a god, and the Holy Spirit is a god, but they are not 3 gods, but one God!
      And they say: The Father is great, the Son is great, and the Holy Spirit is great
      But they are not 3 great but one great!
      And he goes on to say: The Father is a person, the Son is a Person, and the Holy Spirit is a Person, but they are not 3 persons but one person!
      I wonder what language do you speak ?!
      The lion of debates Sheikh / Ahmed Deedat (may God have mercy on him)

    • @flitsplik5750
      @flitsplik5750 Před 3 lety +5

      @@user-ev3cl2ss8e huh?

    • @kyle8971
      @kyle8971 Před 3 lety +2

      "This tank did get run over by a Desert Eagle" doesn't have quite the same "oomph" as the other way around.

  • @spoonycrayon7654
    @spoonycrayon7654 Před 2 lety

    I loved that little skit in the beginning

  • @dendemaier
    @dendemaier Před 2 lety

    Have to mention that his aiming is great !

  • @Bluelightbandit
    @Bluelightbandit Před 3 lety +154

    The Lock Picking Lawyer has entered the chat.

  • @ColeDedhand
    @ColeDedhand Před 3 lety +130

    LockPickingLawyer: I picked it while you were still talking.

    • @footballrucklauf4894
      @footballrucklauf4894 Před 3 lety +15

      They need to collab and see who can open up the lock faster

    • @jphilb
      @jphilb Před 3 lety +8

      Don't forget about Bosnian Bill.

  • @Malouco
    @Malouco Před 2 lety

    Im impressed the pullpit still up

  • @kaylyrie5281
    @kaylyrie5281 Před 2 lety

    The dragon born commends your locksmithery skill level 👌💯

  • @yeetyay921
    @yeetyay921 Před 3 lety +277

    “This is the lock picking lawyer, today we are going to try a deferent method to open this lock”

    • @Makalsky
      @Makalsky Před 3 lety +1

      LPL is actually there, might our dream come true?

    • @busarider10
      @busarider10 Před 3 lety +1

      *Different

    • @jonmurphy6230
      @jonmurphy6230 Před 3 lety

      Ha look at the comment above yours hahaha

  • @jik9401
    @jik9401 Před 3 lety +290

    Me: sees intro
    Immediately thinks that simlisafe is the sponser

    • @ronbaer67
      @ronbaer67 Před 3 lety +5

      until you hear Matt say "...and today will see if a burglar can stop a 50 cal" and racks one

    • @AlexDobbs
      @AlexDobbs Před 3 lety +1

      Same

    • @pinkbeard1635
      @pinkbeard1635 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ronbaer67 i preferred the one where he sees if a boyfriend will stop a 50 cal, forget what video exactly it was in but it was amazing

    • @Panzersmash
      @Panzersmash Před 3 lety +1

      Or that Matt is finally fufilling Mare's fetish lol

    • @JoseSantiago-yr9wh
      @JoseSantiago-yr9wh Před 3 lety

      @@pinkbeard1635 I saw that intro also. I was laughing so hard I looked like I had asthma!

  • @facelesboi2269
    @facelesboi2269 Před 2 lety +5

    The opening skit almost made me laugh my lung out

  • @disturbeddemons1
    @disturbeddemons1 Před 3 lety +179

    "If you don't have the key fob you can't get in"
    *LockPickingLawyer wants to know your location*...

    • @benyed1636
      @benyed1636 Před 3 lety

      *Bolt cutters want to know your location*
      For $2000 you dont get a guard for the bolt?

    • @disturbeddemons1
      @disturbeddemons1 Před 2 lety

      @@benyed1636 I mean if it's also tungsten or hardened steel the bolt cutters won't do you any good. If that's the case there's not a lot of point to guarding the bolt.

  • @stanleysfreedom7188
    @stanleysfreedom7188 Před 3 lety +157

    We need Lock picking Lawyer on the Demolition Range.

    • @lancesherwood8444
      @lancesherwood8444 Před 3 lety +9

      Only problem with that is he never shows his face. Even with the collab with the skateboarders and the pucklock skateboard.

    • @adenkyramud5005
      @adenkyramud5005 Před 3 lety +2

      @@lancesherwood8444 that's an easy problem to solve. Masks, editing, there are lots of ways to hide someone's face.

    • @anonymousaccordionist3326
      @anonymousaccordionist3326 Před 3 lety +1

      @@adenkyramud5005 Wearing a mask in videos is totally impractical. I don't think anyone would be willing to do that.

    • @ThatGuy-uz7ew
      @ThatGuy-uz7ew Před 3 lety

      @@anonymousaccordionist3326 Nick Shabazz

    • @adenkyramud5005
      @adenkyramud5005 Před 3 lety +1

      @@anonymousaccordionist3326 then there's still editing. Cut out all the shots where the face can be seen, or blur the face.

  • @juliestewart1981
    @juliestewart1981 Před 2 lety

    love that intro

  • @phillw-depressionandanxiet8938

    I’ve never left Australia i would love to visit Texas and hang out with you guys and doenut

  • @alisonindvik6391
    @alisonindvik6391 Před 3 lety +231

    In 2000 years, archeologists will think a battle happened here

    • @domineech
      @domineech Před 3 lety +23

      And they will wonder why there are no bodies.

    • @alisonindvik6391
      @alisonindvik6391 Před 3 lety +12

      @@domineech and then they would think we were paranoid and was battling nothing

    • @lonetrader1
      @lonetrader1 Před 3 lety +5

      In a way.......

    • @matthewcurrie5963
      @matthewcurrie5963 Před 3 lety +5

      They will go on a field trip and the teacher will talk about the battle that happened here. And a student will pull out his phone and show her the videos. Not my comment. This comment is from how far will a 50 go into the ground

    • @alisonindvik6391
      @alisonindvik6391 Před 3 lety +2

      @Its All Mine I mean aliens, or something like that, maybe smart chimpanzees

  • @Slayr.
    @Slayr. Před 3 lety +136

    "Welcome back to Demolition Ranch. Can a Burgler, stop a 50 Cal?"
    Lol.

    • @proghostzgamecreed6555
      @proghostzgamecreed6555 Před 3 lety +5

      I saw a meme about that on Reddit about 3 weeks ago

    • @UltraFalcon
      @UltraFalcon Před 3 lety

      Well well well, let’s find out

    • @GunnaABitch
      @GunnaABitch Před 3 lety

      ProGHost'Z GameCreed same

    • @MRB2580
      @MRB2580 Před 3 lety

      "You've come to the wrong house, fool!"

    • @user-eb9kg4kn7h
      @user-eb9kg4kn7h Před 3 lety

      Maybe that should be said by Mere. With a music from Mr & Ms Smith