Everything Wrong With The Emoji Movie
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Thank you for this information
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Hell yes
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"Everything Wrong With The Emoji Movie"
*plays whole movie*
i like your profile pic
That's one way to watch it
wait guys i jus realzed that mrs meh looks like a karan
“Everything’s wrong with the emoji movie
🥰🤣
This is one of these movies that needs a second sins video. There was definitely way more sins than what Jeremy pointed out the first time.
Agreed
Facts
Like James Corden
The reason the tree is called “Tim” is because of the word “timber” which lumberjacks yelled when a tree they chopped down started falling
but he's alive, only dead wood is considered timber
Not for long
Once axe 🪓 finds him
If gene could do any emotion for the yellow faces, then why don’t they just hire gene to do every face, thus avoiding the entire movie.
Good point
Ryan Anderson amazing point
Because the developers were on crack before making this. Lots, lotsa crack.
Upgrades people upgrades
Because the producers want M O N E Y
Basically the plot for this movie: Some kid wanted to restart his phone because he failed sending a text to his crush.
“Sir Patrick stewert, I messed up a text? TIME TO KILL EVERYONE”
He could’ve just said “wrong person”
@@flowertintomorrow7271 ive never thought about that.. i agree with you, dear commenter!
@@flowertintomorrow7271, or delete the message. Or just could’ve said it was a mistake.,
@@joeyjerry1586 He could say "oops wrong emoji lol" and that would work.
17:10 I work in IT, and usually when you delete something it’s not actually deleted, it’s just marked as “okay to overwrite”. Only when an iPhone or Android reset, it literally changes all of the sectors in those areas as “1 or 0” so that none of the data can be accessed after a full factory reset.
TL;DR: That’s how PCs work, but you’re right about this with phones/mobile devices.
I always wondered why at 2:09 they can automatically identify that the max isn’t some sort of laughing emoji. They don’t acknowledge him until he laughs so there isn’t a way they’d automatically know that he isn’t some sort of laughing emoji. And if the movie implies that all laughing emoji’s know each other that’s a lil emojist. Also at the same time even if that was true how would those emoji’s know the exact identity of one emoji among seemingly thousands
For context: This movie has more sins than the Bee Movie
But how, The entire bee movie concept is completely wrong.
But not as much as the phantom menace
I wonder why
The bee movie is at least ironically good, this just hurts to watch
Bee movie has 0
hm this sin counter looks way too low
*"LET'S ADD ON 50 SINS AND MOVE ON"*
Now that's more like it lads
And then 100 more sins at once.
that's even more like it
lets add infinity sins and call it a day
You’re about 100,000,000,000,000 sins off.
Bernice Huff
You forgot a few zeros to that number
You forgot another 2 zeros
18:35 Hi-5's face gives me nightmares.
Somehow Alex's teacher doesn't realise the whole class is on their phones during the lesson.
Emoji movie in a nutshell: “did my phone just send the wrong emoji!? I NEED TO DESTROY IT!!”
The entire movie happened because that kid forgot to UPDATE HIS STUPID PHONE
@@deadmonsterhead4507 so this movie is just a but reminder to update your phone
ITS AN ABOMINATION
@@zepplayz_yt213 so this movie is just stupid warning to update your phone just because it made a small mistake and if it didn’t happen this movie wouldent exist?
@@xxsweetassugarxx9840 yes this movie would never exist if he just updated his phone
The main villain would be a perfect villain of a horror movie. Imagine fighting someone who don't feel pain and is always happy. Trully terrifying
Holy shit you’re right
Isn't that the Joker tho
Ho lee shit , jokes aside that is really a great villain
ahem joker ahem
So like the Joker. He doesn't feel pain and he laughs at everything.
I feel like it needs more. I've played the maps for Feel This Moment and Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go (both versions), and they did none of the moves correct. Also, Feel This Moment isn't even in Just Dance Now or Unlimited. If they wanted to do that scene correctly, then have them move their heads crazily or make them do Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go (Alternate)'s choreo correctly.
Plus, they played this movie in the UK when the Queen died.
The Emoji Movie is a cinematic masterpiece, truly the absolute pinnacle of human creation everything pales in comparison to this work of art. The plot is beautiful it has me gripping my seat for the full length of the runtime every time that it blesses my screen. When they found themselves in Candy Crush, I felt nothing but pure euphoria as Candy Crush is easily the greatest thing to bless the video game industry. The Just Dance scene made me get up in the theatre to boogie to the beat as I hoped that my efforts would be enough to get them through. Every time the scary evil emoji, Smiley came on-screen with her killer robots I was terrified, I was extremely scared and hoped that they would not get the good guys. The protagonists are the greatest to ever grace the big screen, with Gene, Jailbreak, and Hi-5 synergizing to form the greatest team of heroes since Paw Patrol. Gene is very relatable showing the audience that they can aspire to be whatever they want and that it is just everybody else holding them back from reaching their potential. Gene is an amazing character and the way he gets back up every time he fails is truly a work of art, his becoming a yellow piece of candy in Candy Crush was also very funny. Hi-5 voiced by James Cordon is absolutely hilarious, James Cordon is already a very, very funny man who gives me uncontrollable side-splitting laughter. In this movie, he is somehow even funnier everything he does is hilarious, and he clearly deserves to be in the V.I.P section at the start of the movie, and anybody who cannot see that is an idiot. Jailbreak is just another addition to the great characters seen throughout the film, her goals are mysterious and unclear, yet she helps Gene and Hi-5 on their honorable quest. She is an amazing hacker and super cool emo girl which makes the plot twist of her being the Princess so much better. The plot twist was the greatest ever seen in cinema on a level that has never been seen before. There as so many more amazing characters that I could write about such as Gene's parents but if I were to write about every good character in this piece of true cinema I would be here forever. The best part of this movie is the truly hilarious side-splitting humor, I touched on this briefly when mentioning the greatest comedian ever James Cordon, but I fear that I did not truly do the humor justice. Therefore, I will continue to write about the genius behind the comedy in this movie which is only to be truly comprehended by the smartest of all individuals. An interaction between the Poop emoji and his son is a notable example of this, Poop: Okay, Son, what should we do after the potty? Poop's Son: Should we wash our hands? What should we do? [They both start laughing] Poop: We're number two! Even while writing this, I am laughing, the genius behind that joke is perfect and every aspiring comedian should be taking notes. This is but a glimpse, a small window into the comedic genius and beauty behind the comedy throughout the film. The Emoji Movie is truly God's greatest gift towards humankind, we are truly not worthy of such a perfect gift as The Emoji Movie.
You wrote more than I ever did in english class
This was so beautiful
I'm going to assume all that was just tongue-in-cheek.
I am not reading all of that. I'm just going to give you a like for the extensive effort that went into this and call it a night.
Either this guy is a little kid, or he’s the guy who made the movie. 😂
The fact they got Patrick Stewart to play a literal shit deserves at least 100 sins alone
Redaction Agreed. That is more insulting than anything else in the movie, including the terrible waste of the considerable comedic talent of Maya Rudolph.
Patrick Stewart is so nice he agreed to do it knowing it would be a bad idea. Respect for him
I thought you wrote Patrick Star
True
Add 100 more zeros and it will be accurate
I actually have lived long enough that a woman who is a princess and needs rescuing, or is super feminine, would be MORE of an original character that the cliche “I wear black and have highlights because I need to be me! I’m a badass and an original, a rebel.” Girl that is in EVERY movie.
For real this is true.
Yes, either male or female. Seriously, could we have a male “damsel in distress” that ISN’T in a book about gender norms or something?
@JV _ What are you talking about? What do hormones have to do with anything
@Jupiter Foxx how does he come off as an asshole? his literally just explaining science to people who don’t understand. just because it hurts your feelings doesn’t make him wrong
@JV _ There are plenty of soft men and tough women. Humans are incredibly complex creatures and forcing us into boxes based on gender is dumb
5:20
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(Can we slap on an extra sin, just because they don’t just skip to Dropbox.)
Taking high five was actually a good tactic on the bots side, as we see, jene chases goes after high five, thus hopefully leading him to the bots so they can destroy him. What the bots didn't consider is jene's plot armour.
How can an emoji get bullied for being different? Every single emoji is different, this should have a million more sins
true
Fair
I Agree!
It should have been infinity by the power of infinity
@@tourmelion9221 which is still infinity
Sin #1: The emoji movie exists.
Kewl Kiwi 👂👁👃👁👂🔫
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More like 187498173240172398497321798432 sins
Kewl Kiwi Wow thanks for this totally original and definitely not copied comment
Jordan G. Multiply that by itself a few times and then you're sort of close.
70 sins
9:22 that’s actully kinda amazing that there is a 2 move solution lmao
“Jailbreak, NOW!”
“Or 45 seconds ago, when this would’ve been effective!”
This whole movie is a sin
Facts.
It’s one sin. Add as many zeros after the one as there are atoms in the universe and then it’ll be true
The sin is the movie
No it’s 900,000,000+ sins
Im pretty sure this movie violates the Geneva convention
when will movie's realize there are more types of girls than "edgy" and "princess"
I know right?! There’s a bigger spectrum.
@OwlTiger lmao, she really did-
@OwlTiger XDDD i didn't reaalize bruh not even emo she said edgy dumvbest move ever lmaoooooooo
Well, there's the "shy nerd", if you want that. I suppose that one's not gender-specific, though.
@Daniel Marinho Not in movies, no!
5:27 OK OK!! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME BUT!! I like the fact that their eyes follow the Ball at all times and even has a lower framerate
This doesn’t need a video this long, it’s just immediately infinite sins
He made one texting mistake and decided to delete his whole phone?
same though
YakiMew Oof can relate
Makes snes
YakiMew Oof no actually he decided to delete his phone because it was acting way too weird and automatic thanks to Gene.
Not to mention why getting a girl thanks to 1 text convinced him to turn it back on.
"This movie is so bad, it should be illegal. Oh wait! It actually IS illegal."
-matpat
You mentioned film theory
99999999999999999999999999 sins removed
Good job
Yay
*Jacks films has joined the chat*.
YESS! FINALLY, ANOTHER CINEMASINS *AND* FILM THEORY FAN!!!
they need to have a collab
Bonus sin: "Is it racist that Smiler only hires computer chip emojis to do technical work?"
Nope, it’s the “robots replacing human jobs” trope.
At 16:46 what would they use to fly if twitter was X in that movie
the twitter logo was replaced in 2023
and the movie released before 2023
I didn't think uploading full movies on CZcams was legal
DeadPieGamer This isn't a movie it's just a really long ad
Who said this was a ''movie''?
dont think this really classifies as a "movie"
Kevin Luna
Constant blatant advertising for apps and services being crammed down our throats for basically the entirety of the “movie”.
DeadPieGamer it's not a full movie you dipshit
That “not washing hands after using the bathroom” joke didn’t age well
its corona time *sidesteps while doing crab hands*
Yeah
Alyssa’s World im gonna be violently sick
Guess you could say it was a _shitty_ pun, hAHA--
Edit: Seriously, why are you liking this? I-It's not funny...
WASH YOUR GOD DAMN HANDS
3:20 find fact: there's multiple first emojis and the heart break emoji is one of them, and i don't know if she's any of them
The worst part about this movie is that bro could’ve just updated his phone, avoiding this whole ass movie
3 of the most painful ways to die:
•Shark attack
•Venom from snake bite
•Death by Emoji Movie
When you said "Death by" the first thing I thought of was The Sims lol
LMAO
F for all our fallen comrades
R.i.p for all our fallen comrades.
seems like a cluster headache
"This movie wants to be Inside Out so bad"
Yep.
Also a bit of Wreck-it Ralph and The Lego Movie. Which it would never happen because the producers of this movie don't understant why those films worked.
Did Out consent to that?
and Wreck-it ralph
Coraline Parmentier - Pianist for Peace o
We had movies about Toys, pets, feelings, vehicles, and now emojis. What's next? Oh and there was also a movie about kitchen appliances way back when too
My younger self was crushing on the High Five emoji 💀
Mf what?
@@lArhum nothing boo
@@WCStudio. 💀
11:09 P.O.V. you're mom runs into someone she knows at Walmart
"Everything wrong with Emoji Movie"
One word:
_Everything._
I love it
You read my mind
@Best Username probably another tik tok boi.
How much did this movie cost?
Because that’s the amount of sins I’m addin
*Tbh I was expecting you to say "this movie exists" and then end the video*
Yeezy Yeezy ~ This comment is dead dude.
If that would be the case, why would this video be 20 minutes long?
This movie exists, “add 1000 Sins!”
Same
My favorite sin.
3:15 Maybe she was the first emoji idea, the smile.
(Not defending the movie)
6:32 Can someone explain the gosh-darn rules of this freaking universe!
What if you never use emojis? Are they fucking unemployed forever??
they should have letters. But then again it would be called emoji movie
All of my emojis on my phone are skeletons because of that.
😃🤣😂😀😙🙂😘😣😶😑😙😋☺☺
No regrets
cross sans You gave your emojis a job. Now they can feed their emoji families.
Friend: “what’s the best part about the movie?”
Me: It ended...
My favorite part is the ending
My favorite part is when I take the disc out of the blueray player and never play it again.
( People still use blueray players right? )
@@FeralToony no but I do
My favorite part is when I buy a toy of the character and pour alcohol over it and burn it
This joke again
0:53 because "Tim" "tim-ber"
16:36 the death of gene, THE END
Ok no one is talking about how the mom has a Karen haircut
69th like lol
cant wait for the where’s the manager emoji
Yeah I noticed that
This video was made before karen was a meme
How can you read my mind!?
Fun fact and another sin: The first emoji was a heart, not a face.
Edit: Got rid of the edit lol
Interesting
So yeah, screw all that "I was the first emoji" crap.
Big-time studio doesn’t do basic research.
It could just be the first emoji Alex used on his phone idk
@@ReezeePeezy Well that's another sin for them being lazy hacks and not explaining that.
7:29 “This place can get a little rough” *walks into the app*
Ad that popped up: “Welcome to Monster High!”
I'm adding another 6000 sins because cinemasins won't do it.
This deserved a bonus round
Trevor Andrulis Ewwww, a MatPat watcher....
TheBigChicken so everytime you see someone's reaction you look at their account? tf?
MnM No, but I’ve seen MatPat’s ‘Illegal Emoji Movie.’ What would his account have to do with anything?
MR Cómico so true
Take a shot every time you cringe
I feel like 279 sins is wayyyyy to generous
So true
Agreed
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@@lacabraasada2326 mulipy it by 100000000000 more times by its own number and thats what is the answer
I agree. ADD 1000000 SINS!!!!!!
0:50 I think the “joke”, if you can even call it one, is that when a tree gets cut down, you yell “Timber!!” And a lot of people cut down their Christmas trees to get them.
And, another sin, earlier in the movie, Hi-5 tried to close his hand and make himself a fist bump (and failed), yet during the dance, he closed his hand easily
"Everything IS wrong with the Emoji Movie" would have been a better title.
That's a wonderful idea Flowey
Flowey the Flower Flowey? I thought you just killed monsters not make good ideas! (Not tryna be offensive here)
Alexander Magne, too clever!
1. For once flowey, you are correct without malicious intent
2. You’re still a character I hate
3. ...I forgot what I was gonna write here...hmmm...
@@tlebron8426 Ty ty **Bows**
This should literally just be +1 movie sin for every second
Every millisecond
Every planck time.
every nanoplanck time
every nanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanomlilinanosecond
the movie’s around 1 hour 26 minutes long so that’d be 5160ish sins
Christmas tree’s name is Tim as it is short for timber
3:00, reminds me of that one room where the glass breaks and you get a reward from Super Smash Brothers Brawl.
How the conflict began: Sending an emoji with different expressions
How the conflict resolved: Sending an emoji with different expressions
Deadpool you just copied one of the other comments
Deadpool I guess lol
i used the *emoji* to destroy the *emoji*
Mc Donalds Mmmmmmm yes, the *floor* here is made of *floor.*
actually that reminds me of this one tumblr post where a guy failed a seduction check and thus was sent to prison, then he decided that IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO TRY AND GET OUT VIA *ANOTHER* SEDUCTION CHECK!! (obviously he failed)
“Did you find all of the flaws with The Emoji Movie?”
“Yes.”
“How long did it take?”
“The entire runtime of the movie”
"What did it cost?"
@@AriochStarr My dignity to watch the movie
I swear this movie was just so absolutely terrible. what idiot actually let this movie be made? The reviewers actually thought, "You know what? This is pretty good. Let's put this into theaters." God i hate this movie so much
@Christofer Pezet II 0 braincells
destroyed
5:43 I’m surprised they didn’t sin how they voiced the only living food emoji to sound like a low functioning autistic person but in a VERYYYYY offensive way. It’s horrible, not funny. So it’s sin count should be 280
If the Christmas tree having an name were actually logical wouldn’t it’s name be Chris
I'm surprised he didn't just play the whole movie
Ratatoing
I don't care how much I like some of their videos if the they did that I would throw out a dislike and unsubscribe
People trying to make me watch that shit if I wouldn't do it for my niece who is 6 years old I sure as hell wouldn't for anyone else
Caleb Paulin Why do you have so much hate for the movie? I haven't seen it yet, but I've seen the trailers and it looks like a decent movie.
elephant35e the reason people hate the movie is because:
1. It’s a dumb idea
2. The Popeye movie was cancelled for this
Ratatoing and then add 3 billion sins
Did you just Ctrl + V Ctrl + C another comment with 2.2k likes?
Everything wrong with the Emoji Movie: The fact that it exists
*Dopy* That's worth at least 500 sins
Dopy Everything
Everything wrong with the Emoji Movie: the Emoji Movie
Dopy the fact it was profitable... tie fact there will be more...
Obvious comment is obvious.
Tim the Christmas tree.. he’s called Tim cause it’s short for “TIMMMBBEERRRR” 🤣😂🤣
This movie portraying the emoticons as being the elderly is the only clever thing in this entire movie
Every thing wrong with The Emoji Movie
It is a movie
he exists
Bola Shonubi Ahem, it’s an _emoji_ movie
ha yeah
everything wrong with the emoji movie: it was a fucking IDEA at that
Bola Shonubi there will be a musical AN ACTUAL MUSICAL
Bola Shonubi The whole movie is an unforgivable sin
Fun fact: some of us searched "Cringe" and this showed up.
ima flyto ..... Nah I searched "why is the laugh emoji a sin"
All that showed up was tiktok compilations 😐
Laier
Me?
@@elementalwolves2871 liar*
Damn, I love youtube. I'm having a pretty rough day, and this is exactly what I needed to cheer me up a bit. Legendary 👍
The Christmas Tree is named Tim because it's "timber"
Fun fact: The heart Emoji was the actual first Emoji not the Smiling Emoji
Edit: Actually, it was a part of a group of the first emojis.
This is excluding Emoticons. 🤓🤓🤓
❤
🤩😳😕
Correct
Edit:♥️
Edit:this is me from a year later :) thanks
❤️💝♥️🧡💛💜💚🤎🤍🖤💗💖💔❣️💕💞💓💘💖
❤
“Wait, it’s the whole movie?”
“Always has been.”
Lol
*shoots*
I LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLILOLOVE NOT WEARING A SEATBELT!!
0:56 the Christmas tree is named Tim because of timber
The first time I saw the movie, I don't know why, I found it honestly entertaining.
The I watched it again when I was a bit older and I have to admit it: what the fuck was I laughing at?
At least we have memorable characters: you get to feel more empathy for the JD's girl when she starts having a crisis and repeating: "I just want to dance... let me dance..." (or whatever she says in the english version) after getting deleted and ending up in the bin, than the protagonist getting emotionless after being turned down by a girl he met a few apps before; plus, while the "creepy grinning villain that doesn't accept the different ones" is pretty cliché, Smiler can be creepy enough if you think (beside the disgust for said kind of people in real life) to face someone that can't avoid grinning like that and can't express pain when you beat it up, the thought of fighting something like that can be chilling.
Probably my only two only favourite characters from a movie that, at least, remains coherent with itself: they present you the boy and his schoolmates as a bunch of phone-maniacs? He gets the girl after sending a rare emoji that makes her say: "So many emotions in one, I like guys that can express their feelings" (at least in italian she says something like that) like sending an emoji is the same as opening up and talk, it suits the initial narration.
You missed one sin.
How is there a mobile just dance app? How is that f*cking playable? Is this even possible?
@@vurvo574 r/woooooosh
When I saw that I didn’t even think anything about it, I must be dumb as hell.
I am Some Guy and
I don’t think OP was joking, it seemed like a legit criticism
I am Some Guy and r/itswooooshwith4os
Well yes but its diffrent
I'm surprised this video isn't an hour long.
Or that it doesn't have a bonus round.
I'm more surprised it isn't 1 minute of him saying "everything is wrong, add infinite sins"
Making it an hour long would be torture for the viewers.
Ivan is A Cute Cookie fr
or just one minute just saying: The Movie.
You mean two, right?
This movie could work if it had a "reboot" angle
Never have I seen a movie more worthy of the cinemasins treatment
Cinemasins: progressively getting more pissed over this movie
That's like everyones reaction from meh to mad LIKE YOU CAN'T BLAME THEM
@@VioletsAreRed-mj7jyi LOOOOOOOOVE NOT WEARING A SEATBELT!!!
“Everything wrong with The Emoji Movie”
*E V E R Y T H I N G*
Everything IS wrong with The Emoji Movie
@@marisastoletheprecioussara118 He should've named the video that.
Miss Snick Snick
HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL
Im offend i love the emoji movie
Octavia's expression in your profile picture was my face watching this movie
14:02 little does he know that word will be added in a Mario kart track (Paris Promenade)
Have you ever met someone and knew right away that they were the best thing that's ever happened to you? It feels strange because you've lived your entire life without even knowing they existed, but you wonder how you survived for this long without them in your life. I can honestly say that I've just felt true love for the first, and probably last, time in my life. For the longest time, you've listened to songs singing about love and romance, but you were never able to relate to them. All of the sudden, you are able to connect with nearly every single word you hear on an emotional level. You think about them literally all the time and can't imagine a future without them. It's funny how the tiniest chance encounter can have such profound effects. I feel really terrible and heartbroken now because I have to come to terms with the fact that my one true love may soon be gone for some time. The worst thing in the world is finding out that they don't share your feelings back. I know that this may seem like a lot of work just to express my feelings, but trust me, I would do so much more to show my love if I could.
I am, of course, referring to The Emoji Movie!
That is why it's about time I give my one true love, The Emoji Movie, the affection it deserves. Ever since I was introduced to The Emoji Movie on July 28, 2017, I became an entirely new person. I was just a kid hopelessly in love with something I knew would never return my feelings.
I feel confident in saying that The Emoji Movie truly is the greatest film of all time. I don't think anything will ever make me believe otherwise (except for The Emoji Movie 2, of course). Not only is Gene, the multi-expressional Emoji, the greatest character ever put to film, he is also the most emotionally (dare I say, "emojinally?") complex and three-dimensional character I have ever seen. I praise Tony Leondis for effectively being able to make me care so much about a character that I would not normally give the time of day. The Emoji Movie has made me a better person because it taught me that there are always more layers to people. The Emoji Movie has the amazing message that it is OK to be yourself in an oppressive world that arbitrarily forces you to be one thing for your entire life. I have so much newfound respect for all Emojis now, especially the "Meh" (😒) Emoji. The plot of The Emoji Movie is too precious, unpredictable, creative, intelligent, entertaining, and enthralling to spoil for you here, but I will say it will have you on the edge of your seat for the entire 86 minutes no matter how many times you've already watched it. Every time I see it in theaters I buy a popcorn, but never even touch it because I am too focused on The Emoji Movie to notice anything going on outside of that screen. Films like The Emoji Movie are so special, they offer great educational value to children of all ages AND they offer a great, engaging, intense theater experience; something that sad excuse of a film, Dunkirk, couldn't offer. When I first walked out of my first Emoji Movie screening, I was shaking because I had just been on the greatest emotional roller coaster of my life.
People may try and use Rotten Tomatoes, Metacritic, or IMDb as a credible source to justify why they think this masterpiece is bad. I am more than happy that The Emoji Movie is receiving rocky reviews from the start. Obviously it deserves 100% everywhere and from everyone, but some of the greatest films of the past were all miserably misunderstood at the time of their initial release. Like 2001: A Space Odyssey, many people who lack the brain capacity necessary to comprehend such important, life-changing messages presented in The Emoji Movie walked out of the theater. Citizen Kane, which is no longer considered the greatest film of all time since the release of The Emoji Movie July 28, 2017, was widely panned by audiences for being too progressive for its time. I will be waiting for the day when film schools all around the world show their students The Emoji Movie as an example of how to thematically, technically, and cinematically make a perfect film.
Don't even get me started on the comedy aspect of it! The Emoji Movie is also the funniest movie ever! It has non-stop humor that makes me laugh every time I see it. Sometimes, I laugh so hard that I almost choke or pass out. Somehow, I was laughing for 106 minutes straight even though The Emoji Movie is only 86 minutes! Some of the jokes just stick with you long after the movie ends and you burst out laughing whenever you think of them.
If you didn't notice, I tried to keep my Emoji usage here to a minimum. You may be wondering why I am doing this if I am such a big fan of The Emoji Movie. Well, that is because I learned from The Emoji Movie that not all Emojis were made to fit into only one emotion. I prefer to understand the Emoji's deeper feelings and emotions that may be contrary to the assumed emotion they are stereotyped to represent. I seriously pity anyone who uses Emojis when they haven't seen The Emoji Movie because they can't understand the deeper emotions the Emojis experience like us Emoji Movie fans can. Those people can only take the Emojis at face value.
I'm surprised this movie didn't break the sin counter
MR Cómico they strengthened it after f8
The F8 of the Furious already broke the sin counter! Even though it was lazy, The Emoji Movie was clearly more coherent than that. August 13, 2019, 9:07pm
@@adamkalb1 september friday the 13th 9:06
@@bruh-bf7tn In my timezone, that was 10:06. September 13, 2019, 10:34pm
Theres only one sin here:
*the entire movie*
the movie lasts 5160 seconds and every second of it should be a sin
@@felipeborquez6370 every *milisecond*
Fedora Man What about every frame?
@@nickledimes8718 I can't count that much
Fedora Man **nanosecond
16:23 it does look like that at first but if you look closely you can see an orange light appear right before the bot attacks him
(the sin after this one) i think there is only one entrance and exit (idk why but ok)
5:56 Apparently This emoji 😂 is the most used
Everything wrong with the Emoji Movie in less than one second.
1. It was released.
The emoji movie is the worst movie I’ve EVER came across
@@4hunnid50 the worst movie in history of human race
Eh i don’t know why please do tell me
@@giornogiovanna6642 it’s just bad overall
It was made.
Okay, the more I see of this movie, the more I'm convinced the writers and animators made it bad on purpose. Even if it's probably a delusion, I can at least comprehend it, compared to the alternative that they really thought they were making something good.
EDIT: And I'm not talking bad in a so-bad-it's-good kind of way. I'm certain they were definitely aiming for a bad, as in literal bad, kind of bad. The why could be anything (scenario given by executives the animation team refused to properly work on because fuck the executives and their downright stupid scenario?), but the result I hope was intended.
Monika!?!?
just monika
Doki Doki is everywhere and I love it
i think they knew if they did it the internet would blow it up and they'd get more money from it too
Hey, can we get Monika into that phone and let her go on a rampage?
Sin number one: it exists
10:44 ADD FIFTY *proceeds to shatter my earsdrums*
Another sin...
What the hell is Just Dance doing as a phone app??
ANTHONY THOMAS it’s basically just a controller if you don’t have a camera.
The app on the phone is called Just Dance Now. It uses your phone's accelerometer to track your movements, much like the Wii did. The only thing is is its a big money pit of paid-for content.
just dance now, or as it's really called, *paywall*
Finally someone pointed it out
It’s just like a wii remote for just dance but you use ur phone
2:28 are we going to talk about how they both used the same toilet
He birthed him
No we're not
Let me think about that...no.
@@conradharvard7228 That is infact the truth
@@Err0r_n33d5_h3lp , I guess you're right.
I clicked on expecting more Sins than any Jurassic Movie, and jesus! 279? That's enough sins to summon Satan!
Here are all the audio outtake clips at the end:
1 (18:44): Full Metal Jacket (Warner Bros., 1987)
2 (18:49): The Weeknd's "Can't Feel My Face" (from Beauty Behind the Madness; XO/Republic Records, 2015)
3 (18:54): Christina Aguilera's "Dirrty" (from the album Stripped; RCA Records, 2002)
4 (19:04): Game of Thrones, "The Dragon and the Wolf" (season 7, episode 7; HBO, 27th August 2017; artificially mirrored)
5 (19:11): Monty Python and the Holy Grail (EMI Films, 1975)
6 (19:13): Star Trek: The Next Generation's intro (1987)
7 (19:18): Reservoir Dogs (Miramax, 1992)
8 (19:22): Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (Paramount Pictures, 1971)
9 (19:33): OutKast's "Mrs. Jackson" (from the album Stankonia; Arista Records, 2000)
How is this video not longer than the film itself?
He missed more than half of the stuff wrong with it.
@@Ajani_the_Insani you mean he missed 99.92742069% of the sins in the movie
This has 666 likes ._.
Yeah, so dont mess the numbers
I made it 1000 likes
Sorry had to mention it
*God has left the server*
Anime Superhero that was hilarious
Justin Bieber has joined the lobby
I don’t get it
you gay af
1000th like
Sins Within the Video: 279 (Eggplant Emojied in the Peach Emoji)
Actual Sins: ∞ (This Should Never Existed On Earth)
0:55 His name is Tim, because TIM-ber. Y'know 'cause he's a tree. I presume anyway.
Oh and 11:16, this actually does make sense (depending if it's an iphone or android) because androids I know put apps into deep sleep when unused, so the bots probably noticed that the Just Dance app was taken out of Deep Sleep without the user touching the app. (I don't have an iphone, might be the same, might not be, dunno.)