Why you should NEVER clean your coffee gear (an absurd James Hoffmann edit)
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Today, James Hoffmann gives some essential advice on cleaning and maintenance... and why you should NOT be doing it.
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• The Beginner’s Guide t...
(James Hoffmann - The Beginner’s Guide to Coffee Machine Maintenance)
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These summary videos are excellent. Love James content, but i just want to watch something quickly while I have a poo.
I'm pinning this sucker!
Damn. Something is wrong with me, my poos take a full James Hoffman length.
Does 💩 📍 to a wall better than jello (jelly if you're British I guess)?
is that not the time to watch an entire movie?
@@heavydamon only if I want my feets to go to sleep
Remember - a patina of dirt is SO important.
The best way to start a rancid day
The best part of waking up, is Folgers deeply stained in your cup
I'm surprised you did not go after the cleaning your "Naked bottom..... less (portafilter)".
if I call Ben Affleck will he confirm that he sponsored this video or is that a damn youtube lie?
@@ulture brb - just calling Al Pacino
"They had moka pots we had Nescafe... hooray" I died 😂
Also died, then came straight to the comments to find others who did too. Not disappointed. 😁
I am writing this comment from beyond the grave, I am zombie Luna 🧟♀️
@@lunasophia9002cute
0:34 for posterity
@@NuSpirit_ it's really the hooray which makes it
0:28 "Protecting our terrible coffee from the original Italian way" - I'm dead
We must protect terrible coffee at all costs!
I'm fucking crying
How the fuck can a human twist the original to portray James Hoffman protecting bad coffee in the Second world war? How can that image appear in one's mind, how?!
The mind boggles, but definitely approves of this absurd creativity
The sentence mixing on this was smooth, unlike a pull of espresso from my perfectly dirty machine!
enjoy your filth-infused beverage!
I've been in the Navy for 19 years and have yet to clean my mug once. It's finally seasoned to perfection. Don't you dare touch it.
A true connoisseur!
Yep I'm sure they all stay away lest it grow legs and attack people
The brown layer allows you to write messages in and can come in handy for blocking up any small leaks if the mug cracks… seen both!
Its great. You can enjoy the rich aroma of coffee without having coffee.
@@plishtrin Every good coffee mug should be capable of manufacturing emergency coffee by adding hot water.
His time in World War II protecting the Nescafe is commendable!
He continues to serve his country well
Thank you for your service
This channel just keeps getting better and better :)
Thanks! I'm glad you think so
He can do this, thanks to today's sponsor: Gilbert Gottfreid. Hooray!
finlly i can have an underextracted day with this
Hooray!
*Hurray!*
This one will never get old, a Hames Joffman video will never be the same without it...
Wait, but this isn't Hames, this is Cometh 😅
I'm going to have to start a band called Rancid Patina.
I would 100% listen
Great name, mind if I steal that for my list of weird band names? 😄
@@rhabeldibabeldi6812 you can do, but we've already got to 105 in the Papua New Guinea chart so we may need a sweetener of a pallet-load of knock-off Maxwell House (plus actual sweetener, because we're like that).
Just when all hope was lost, when I was on the verge of cleaning my coffee accoutrements... The Hoffman cometh
Hopefully I have saved you some potentially wasted time!
To think of all the fishy aroma I was about to remove!
@@tomvandongen8075all of the depth and refined taste notes!
Absolute masterpiece! I'm happy to report that my coffee hardware is on the right path towards harsh and underextracted brews. Hooray!
Thanks! Great to hear! May your portafilter be forever rancid.
Now I feel stupid for regularly cleaning my coffee machines
It's ok... now you know not to make that mistake again!
You might've surpassed even Hames Joffman
Very kind words indeed!
Not yet. Hames' caption game is still unmatched.
@@cheekibreeki904 A few people have asked me to do similar edited captions as Hames, but I feel that is a unique trait of that channel. (I do love them though). I'd rather do my own thing in other ways.
The outside should smell like fish. That's when I re-extracted my espresso through my nose. LOL
Exactly! Gotta use all the senses to get the full fishy notes
"Leave a comment down below, we'll respond if we can really be bothered..."
I laughted hard at that last line.
Also, the last section of animation back and forth is hilarious.
The editor(s) need a raise, those montages are legendary.
Thanks! Kind words indeed.
Great video. I have a recommendation. Take the video where Alan Adler shows how he makes coffee with an Aeropress and edit James Hoffmann over it, making it seem like he is reacting to it. I especially would love to see him criticizing Alan for using a scoop or microwaving his coffee.
I like this idea!
S P E C T A C U L A R
Thank you
Flawless editing, brilliant!
Thank you! Cheers!
I love my rancid fishy coffee
That's the spirit!
I have no idea why CZcams recommended this, but I'm very glad it did.
No idea who this guy is, but always appreciate a high quality edit.
Good job my dude.
Thanks! Glad you are here.
Quick Summary: James Hoffmann = popular and very likeable coffee expert, my channel = silly edits of his youtube videos. :)
My coffee machines get like this. So perfect that I need to buy a new one to start the whole process again.
a frustrating but satisfying circle of life for a coffee machine
Never remove accumulated external coatings of your "antique" with anything rougher than your fingernail. It reduces the value. 😜
I love the extra depth and body given by a well-seasoned machine.
Absolutely!
Thank you for your service.
I want a Hoffman reaction video to this
I think he has far more important things to do! :) But i'm glad you think so.
Finally he dares to shut the mouths of those cleaning freaks and tell you can relax and enjoy your coffee.
These edits are becoming so smooth sounding. I'm happy to see so many people already enjoying this channel.
Cheers! I really appreciate it.
Thank you for debunking this cleaning myth. Now that I have been enlightened I can finally give in to my laziness and not clean any of my moka pot's parts and I have more time for drinking coffee and watching YT ❤
Wonderful! A win-win for all
I want a holographic tattoo of James Hoffman where his bottom lip opens and closes... the Hoffman COMETH!
So this is the way how to achieve a coffee-looking brew by using the 100% bypass method. Splendid.
I call it 'secondary infusion'
These seem to be getting even more unhinged with time and I’m absolutely here for it
I'm glad to hear it!
1:17 was concentrated chewy brilliance. I'm taking notes furiously.
It can be a nice snack if you have enough crusty milk built up on your steam wand for a quick chew. Kind of like a dairy jerky.
@@hoffmanncomethyummy indeed
I first saw this video three days ago, and since then I've watched it five times and I'm still fucking crying. This is fucking glorious!
Your vids are genuinely making my days brighter and better. Already checked nearly all of them, please keep making them! You're awesome!
I'm glad you liked it, and my silliness can make your day even a bit brighter!
I feel so validated for slacking on my cleaning schedule
I have missed this type of thoroughly serious content.
"They had moka pots, we had nescafe" damn that edit is smooth
A Masterpiece! The editing is extraordinary.
I'm glad you enjoyed it!
I love how much use youre getting out of that "hooraay!" and "NO!"
:)
Hats off to James defending his coffee from the Italian way!
He is so brave!
Great job with the edit!
Cheers!
Just the fix of coffee insanity i needed thanks
A work of genius: Hoffmann cometh indeed!
Glad you liked it!
I don't know if this is part of what's been done in post, but James' tone and canter are incredibly consistent. With a bit more fluid joining of those clips, there'd never be another clean coffee drink machine in the English-speaking world.
There has been quite a bit of extra post work to blend the audio cuts for sure. Also, I often take time to try out multiple versions of similar dialogue to get a better match than just the first one I try. But James does naturally have a pretty consistent recording, which of course does help :)
That was hilarious. Great edit man!
Thanks
The best episode yet!
Really glad you think so!
My day was rancid, thank you
brilliant dialogue editing, bravo!
Thank you! Glad you liked it
I use filters on both the top and bottom of my portafilter. I found I still need to remove the upper water sprinkler because the thing still gets gunked up but without the grounds plugging the holes. Dunk in hot water and let sit so the thick coffee just dissolves away. Nice and clean like new and off and running I am. Yes, keep it clean.
These videos really cheer me up!
I'm glad to hear it! :)
....honestly this is what good looks like. Pure gold.
Thanks!
Im so happy that James finally explayned italian mokapot seasoning in profesional way. Now I know why we cant clean mokapot at all.
For the traditional Italian taste!
I remember being shown the inside of the coffee machine at work and it was filled with mould. I had no idea at the time that it was supposed to be that way!
All part of the taste sensation!
Amazing Haimes Geoffmann content ❤
The content discussed is dirty but 5his edit is so darn clean. James' way to expose a topic really lends itself to collaging, doesn't it?
I should stop listening to James: his advice is terrible! Hoffmann is always having to correct his mistakes. Thank goodness we have him.
I know, right? Advising people to CLEAN their machines? He must be mad.
Finally and easy to implement brewing technique, that does not need fancy equipment
This was laugh out loud funny. I just got told off from the other room because of laughing hard. I'm sooo glad I just finished eating otherwise my monitor would be wearing my food.
I'm certainly glad your monitor was spared the contents of your mouth. Glad you liked it!
I just want to say that getting a good mold is really important. It adds a lot of flavor, just like with cheese.
A bit disappointed that James didn't mention that.
The quality of the spores do add a nuanced difference
0:24 love how he has the power to summon espresso machines just by mentioning them
James is THAT powerful!
Best work yet!
Glad you think so! :)
This was brilliant 😂
Thank you - i'm glad you enjoyed it!
Lots of love for the channel. I'm wondering whether the actual James Hoffmann has reached out yet?
Thanks! Nah... James is far too busy to get involved in a stilly youtube channel like this. Plus, he has previously spoken about the Hames Joffmann channel... so another similar idea is probably not going to really peak his interest. Although i'd really like to think that he wouldn't hate it if he did see some of it.
The loop at the end is too underrated
I must admit, making those silly loops does make me chuckle every time
🤣 So good. Thank you. This gave me a good chuckle.
Glad you enjoyed it
Thank you for the great advice, Hoffmann Cometh.
I can finally enjoy my underextracted coffee!
under extracted, with a tinge of secondary infusion from the rancid coffee oils. Bliss! You deserve it.
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣 That is really, really well done. Much kudos, love it. 👏🥳
Thank you! Cheers!
If your Aeropress explodes, then that's just a new paint job for the kitchen.
A splendid idea!
If this doesn't delight you then you're dead inside ahahaha Hoffmann!!!
I'm glad you think so! If you start to feel weak, have a quick sniff under the neglected shower screen of your old dirty espresso machine. That should perk you right up.
That picture!!! 😂😂
Not many people are aware of Daddy Hoff's military past
@@hoffmanncometh I wasn't aware of it, but I do get hardened-veteran vibes. 😂
The second world war bit was just gold! And the picture in the background just makes it even better!
Thanks! I appreciate it.
I've advocated clean equipment for years, but thanks to this channel (and especially the fish impression at the end of the video) I'm starting to see the error of my ways. I too want to enjoy drinking rancid coffee.
Glad to hear it!
this could be some of your best work
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it
I cleaned my mokka pot just two days ago and now i feel like a complete idiot! Thank you for your unending wisdom Coffee Daddy
Don't worry - we all make mistakes!
Delightful.
On musical instruments this is referred to as "mojo". Incidentally a common way to "relic" white plastic parts on on instruments make them look older and used as if they have gathered "mojo" involves having them dipped/rubbed in coffee.
Interesting! Ensure there is plenty of mojo to go around
I've finally found the training video for employees at my local coffee shop
Premium coffee experience!
I hope to have an underextracted day every day!
That's the spirit!
I put my filters in the sink when I wash the dishes. They get all the flavors of the washed food. I never use soap. For anything. I wipe my plates with paper filters and save them for later use. Sometimes they catch some tasty bugs. But nothing can be compared to my own scent. That's why I always use my bath water to make coffee.
Wait... you actually WASH your dishes? We can't all be held to your high standards you know.
Another winner thank you
glad you liked it!
I have a french press, what kind of mold would you guys recommend using for cold brew?
As long as it adds some interesting flavour and texture - it's all good!
omg, where has this channel been for the last 3 years of my James Hoffman infatuation!?? it’s almost as Nigella Lawson’s hot juices!
welcome! :)
My bripe passes the finger test. [hooray!]
Excellent! I hope you were delightfully disgusted with what you found on your finger.
"Im just dying of cringe inside... moving on" 😂
so this is the video that the owner of the cafe I work at watched.... makes so much sense now
I suspect a lot of cafes are already following this advice...
God! I love these videos!!
This makes me happy!
Brilliant!
Thank you for making me laugh today!
You're welcome!
This one was epic … one of the best
This makes me happy! thank you
Oh my, I can't believe this is the first thing I watched today turning my computer on in the morning! The ironic thing is that right now I am drinking instant coffee because my grinder is broken. (Fellow Ode 2 producing some lovely disgusting sour grounds)
Instant coffee? Could be worse. You could be drinking a well balanced 3rd wave espresso.
Bloody brilliant
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it
If you wanted people to feel dizzy after watching this video, well, you've achieved your objective.
I still try to understand why fast switching video sequences are used 😫
the video follows the audio cuts used to create the new dialogue, and in this one I felt I needed to dip into a few different videos in order for James to 'say' what I wanted. Not all the videos are so 'jumpy' though...especially if I use more of the original video.
@hoffmanncometh I was a bit 'jumpy' myself, now I don't want to leave a negative impression 🙂
Thank you, Mr. Hoffmann, I did learn a lot from you when I started making espressos at home.
That's gold.
Glad you liked it
All of Italy loves this video
hooray! Moka pot is probably my go to brew method of choice irl... I'm on my 3rd Moka coffee of the day as I type this.
I thought Hames was lost, but clearly he just "regenerated".
I'm the "we have Hames Joffmann at home!"
It is called “Seasoning”! It can take years to build up the seasoning in the pot.
Call it what you like... as long as it adds rancid oil notes, you're golden!
This was great! Very funny edit.
Glad you enjoyed it
Thank you. This made my day slightly more rancid.
good to hear!
Watching these I have to keep remembering not to remember these :D "I heard James say..."
So seamless since you are using the same audiorecording equipment, its hilarious xD
... And some handy tricks in my editing software :)
Dear god… it’s beautiful.
The Rancid patina of a poorly maintained portafilter is certainly a beautiful sight to behold