If Harry Potter Went to Duke

We pondered what Harry might say if Hagrid found him, not under the stairs, but later as a college student at Duke University. How accurate is this on a scale from 1-10?

[@dajax1996]

Like! With all the short attention span kids, consider making something like this but in a shorter format!❤

[@shay4068]

Walmart version of Hogwarts? Rofl