Joe Rogan - Theo Von's Hilarious Cocaine Story

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  • @beasthunt
    @beasthunt Před 4 lety +10849

    Joe: "How old were you?"
    Theo: "Oh, this was like 2 years ago...."
    I lost it.

    • @AndrewD624
      @AndrewD624 Před 4 lety +16

      That’s nothing. Watch 9 minutes into this m.czcams.com/video/xdz-XoOp7Hk/video.html

    • @GuerillaWelder
      @GuerillaWelder Před 4 lety +294

      Reminds me of his story when he got a native American girl knocked up and she threatened him with the baby
      Other guy: how old were you?
      Theo: thirty..... Seven.
      Other guy: oh yeah?
      Theo: yeah it was...Like it was a few months ago

    • @Berkzian
      @Berkzian Před 4 lety +189

      when Joe asked "how long did you live there for?"
      Theo: "I still live there" lol!

    • @cakefartrpg2280
      @cakefartrpg2280 Před 4 lety +13

      Two and half son.

    • @42bricksquad
      @42bricksquad Před 4 lety +3

      Guerilla Welder steebee weebee bruh

  • @JohnGeorge-pw2xo
    @JohnGeorge-pw2xo Před 5 dny +90

    I started doing drugs since my teenage, got addicted to cocaine. Spent my whole life fighting cocaine addiction. Also suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Got diagnosed with cptsd. Not until my mom recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Much respect to mother nature the great magic shrooms.

    • @Harris_jones
      @Harris_jones Před 5 dny

      Thanks for sharing your story. That's rough I sympathize. Save your health save your mind. Life is better without heroin, cocaine, alcohol and cigarettes. And you have more money in your pocket. God bless everyone who has rejected the devils intentions to be addicted to alcohol and cigarettes etc which can cause so much damage to health. I will pray for you all.

    • @ErnestoHorner88
      @ErnestoHorner88 Před 5 dny

      Hey mates! Can you help with the source? I suffer severe anxiety, panic and depression and I usually take prescription medicine, but they don't always help. Where can I find those psilocybin mushrooms? I'm really interested in treating my mental health without Rxs. I live in Germany don't know much about these. I'm so glad they helped you. I can't wait to get them too. Really need a reliable source 🙏

    • @DonnDenisse
      @DonnDenisse Před 5 dny +1

      YES very sure of Mr.medmushies

    • @NetaZjdb
      @NetaZjdb Před 5 dny

      Mushrooms are very medicinal. This is why anybody familiar with psilocybin and any other kind of fungi will tell you, "They are alive." They have a very ancient wisdom. To my experience, all mushrooms have always said, "Pay attention to your life. How you think, how you feel, and what will you do with the information that you always knew, but now are seeing in this point of view." This is why mushrooms are so respected in tribal cultures. This mental health treatment works for me too. Half micro doses do the trick for me. At least a few days at a time with lengthy time in between. Never addictive. Thank you for sharing this point!

    • @MarcWilliams-dz7ik
      @MarcWilliams-dz7ik Před 4 dny

      How do I reach out to him? Is he on insta

  • @commontater1785
    @commontater1785 Před 4 lety +1138

    "No Buffalo Bill shit, but I was partying with myself." LMFAO

  • @dripsa
    @dripsa Před 4 lety +2100

    this dude looks pretty amazing for 37. Could easily pass for a 25 year old. Also, there's nothing better than Joe's sincere, authentic laugh

    • @ceez8731
      @ceez8731 Před 2 lety +32

      Such a hearty healthy laugh gotta love it

    • @snowfrosty1
      @snowfrosty1 Před rokem +26

      Still in his early 40s & he looks great

    • @SillyGoose2024
      @SillyGoose2024 Před rokem +2

      haha, you're gay

    • @dripsa
      @dripsa Před rokem +2

      @@SillyGoose2024 it's 2022 bro, get better insults

    • @kylein9869
      @kylein9869 Před rokem +25

      Black don’t crack

  • @Labjunkie83
    @Labjunkie83 Před 6 lety +6194

    “I got like 2 vests on “ 😂😂

    • @dakkefernet8585
      @dakkefernet8585 Před 5 lety +23

      "vest" and "vests" sounds funny when people from america says it🤣

    • @BeachJedi101
      @BeachJedi101 Před 5 lety +25

      That line came out of nowhere and destroyed me! 😂😂

    • @dakkefernet8585
      @dakkefernet8585 Před 5 lety +3

      @gblueslover2 both🤣

    • @earthling2007
      @earthling2007 Před 5 lety +5

      I pissed myself when he said that!!

    • @frizzybob
      @frizzybob Před 4 lety +2

      @gblueslover2 Vesti

  • @furleysbrain
    @furleysbrain Před 6 lety +10315

    I know drugs are bad.. but they do facilitate the funniest stories lol

    • @lesweenmachine
      @lesweenmachine Před 6 lety +417

      Alex drugs aren't bad Alex, they are abused

    • @jakewishart9946
      @jakewishart9946 Před 6 lety +179

      Drugs are inanimate compounds. Is a stone bad? Is salt bad? Maybe these things just are abused to the point where it gets unhealthy. You can actually die from drinking too much water in a short amount of time and we are like 80% water.

    • @furleysbrain
      @furleysbrain Před 6 lety +319

      My dudes I was making a joke

    • @jakewishart9946
      @jakewishart9946 Před 6 lety +97

      Oh I'm sorry I thought this was the comment section... you know the place where the worst of CZcams comes to argue.

    • @unkatruk9932
      @unkatruk9932 Před 6 lety +35

      I have legendary tales. Some hilarious, some scary, some unbelievable, & some that make absolutely no sense. I often wonder if the other people who were "there", are occasionally waxing nostalgic

  • @robbaholic
    @robbaholic Před 2 lety +379

    I just love how insanely honest Theo is.

  • @CodyAnderson333
    @CodyAnderson333 Před 5 lety +226

    "I've caught him doin' some things" hahahahaah 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jonhendrickson9701
      @jonhendrickson9701 Před 4 lety +5

      Cody Anderson yup we heard it

    • @CodyAnderson333
      @CodyAnderson333 Před 4 lety +11

      @@jonhendrickson9701 very very cool. thanks for taking time out of your obviously busy day to confirm that.

    • @jonhendrickson9701
      @jonhendrickson9701 Před 4 lety

      Cody Anderson says the guy commenting. Must be a very busy day for you. Lol. Moron

    • @CodyAnderson333
      @CodyAnderson333 Před 4 lety

      @@jonhendrickson9701 are you not also commenting? Therefore, wouldn't that also apply to yourself? lmao you're not a very intelligent person huh?

    • @jonhendrickson9701
      @jonhendrickson9701 Před 4 lety

      Cody Anderson I never said my day was busy. You made a comment about that to me which I found funny since you were doing the same thing. Obviously your level of reading comprehension is low. Calling me dumb is funny when you literally can’t understand simple sentences. Check yourself dummy

  • @jumpstart55million
    @jumpstart55million Před 6 lety +3845

    I was expecting him say 22-26...Dude said 2 years ago age 35..lmao
    Thats the part that made me legit bust out laughing.

    • @dustincupples7735
      @dustincupples7735 Před 5 lety +13

      Saaaaame, I busted out laughing and immediately passed the phone to my wife and hit replay

    • @The808BRADDAH808
      @The808BRADDAH808 Před 4 lety +2

      Why was that fun y

    • @rona5328
      @rona5328 Před 2 lety

      SAME

    • @briank1263
      @briank1263 Před 2 lety +2

      I used to watch him on road rules in the 90s. Dude looks exactly the same.

  • @westwilson96
    @westwilson96 Před 6 lety +763

    Jamie laughing in the back makes it so much funnier. You can tell Theo includes Jamie when telling stories always looking at him

  • @patgaristo4365
    @patgaristo4365 Před 4 lety +460

    I like how he casually says,"so now I'm driving the taxi and Luigi is in the back seat".

    • @89426
      @89426 Před 4 lety +28

      😆... with the escort!

    • @haidar6280
      @haidar6280 Před 3 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @bryanhowe1901
    @bryanhowe1901 Před 5 lety +582

    Theo Von is the real life Joe Dirt

  • @bmillerdrums
    @bmillerdrums Před 6 lety +944

    His comedic timing is epic. That nonchalance thing he has going on is amazing.

  • @carson21211
    @carson21211 Před 6 lety +1602

    Joe should have Theo on every week!

    • @bkbland1626
      @bkbland1626 Před 6 lety +3

      Theo Von is a POS of incredible magnitude. Eff that guy.

    • @Rizzbulla
      @Rizzbulla Před 6 lety +9

      Theo has a podcast, just listen to it.

    • @JanoyCresva
      @JanoyCresva Před 6 lety +2

      No. Theo's fake bullshit stories get old really fast. You dont believe them do you? Like the old guy with a red convertible that hung out at his middle school and took all his friends to Manson concerts. That story was the biggest load of shit ever! I mean props to him for making them up on the fly but where he should stop, he doesnt and keeps adding ridiculous shit.

    • @stevenrowcliffe7479
      @stevenrowcliffe7479 Před 6 lety +1

      Crimson Blue Theo is a complete dumbass

    • @aluuffysv4643
      @aluuffysv4643 Před 6 lety +4

      along with uncle joey every now and then

  • @DELL.ACNT.
    @DELL.ACNT. Před 5 lety +296

    "This was 2.5 years ago". And then "I still live there"

  • @chrishandsome4267
    @chrishandsome4267 Před 5 lety +64

    I’ve listened to this story probably 10 times now and it’s still funny as shit every time. “Dude I was 35” 😂

  • @NickFouladi11
    @NickFouladi11 Před 6 lety +1885

    Holy shit Theo is 37 years old, dude looks 23-25! He's got some good genetics going for himself plus he's a funny dude.. Onward 😎

    • @dragon7590
      @dragon7590 Před 5 lety +107

      It's those fruit smoothies. Got that Kale and almond milk base!

    • @saucybaka4439
      @saucybaka4439 Před 5 lety +32

      Gang gang

    • @ac-ch7si
      @ac-ch7si Před 5 lety +56

      Funny part is his dad was like 70 when he was born

    • @pruthviraj3296
      @pruthviraj3296 Před 5 lety +2

      @Christopher Ackerman i was just joking man. Dont take ot seriously

    • @wille7319
      @wille7319 Před 4 lety +17

      I think he uses HGH and Testosterone as hormone replacement therapy honestly, just like Joe Rogan. His skin has that typical HGH glow. Theo Von has admitted to being on heavy Testosterone cycles in his younger days, so he's most definitely familiar with pinning.

  • @jakelomax7409
    @jakelomax7409 Před 6 lety +1617

    Someone needs to animate this

  • @cmace5
    @cmace5 Před rokem +159

    You can see at 1:52 the addiction is still in him. He broke character and was really back there for a second. Deep thinking

    • @TOCC50
      @TOCC50 Před rokem

      He’s an idiot

    • @MultiSpeedCola
      @MultiSpeedCola Před rokem +22

      It never leAves

    • @SoloXCII
      @SoloXCII Před rokem +30

      I'm glad joe noticed it and asked that question to remind him why he got sober.

    • @KurtzeTube
      @KurtzeTube Před rokem +9

      You are goddamn right there. Those who know, we know.

    • @josecavazos3376
      @josecavazos3376 Před rokem +16

      The way he looks to the side and downwards kinda disappointed at the end-I felt that. You miss it but are glad to be away but miss part of it no doubt

  • @Marc_le_conservateur
    @Marc_le_conservateur Před 3 lety +62

    This is one of Joe rogan's podcast that you can watch 20 times and it never gets old.

  • @lunhing5308
    @lunhing5308 Před 6 lety +1118

    Even Jaime was dying lol that's a first

  • @roberttaylor8906
    @roberttaylor8906 Před 6 lety +1884

    How old were you? Huh? Oh, this was just 2.5 years ago - I was 35. How long did you live there? I still live there, I've caught the landlord doing some things so it evens out xD

    • @lake_cooper
      @lake_cooper Před 5 lety +12

      That's not the quote. At least get it close...

    • @JJ-cm7vf
      @JJ-cm7vf Před 5 lety +135

      @@lake_cooper I can tell you're a real bundle of joy

    • @dustincupples7735
      @dustincupples7735 Před 5 lety +11

      @@lake_cooper well it's completely accurate most of the way through. That's gotta be considered "close."

    • @lake_cooper
      @lake_cooper Před 5 lety +5

      @@dustincupples7735 haha, I was just giving you shit, bro. I should've put a smiley or a wink, so you knew. Cheers...

    • @luknowit475
      @luknowit475 Před 5 lety +1

      Those are three best parts of it

  • @ajantaclash8916
    @ajantaclash8916 Před 4 lety +102

    I haven't laughed so hard in so long, I just started watching Theo Von, Theo the stories, comments, jokes, all of what you do makes my day better. I'm smitten.

  • @yiansaechao2251
    @yiansaechao2251 Před rokem +53

    THEO is the best guest on
    JOE's podcast..this dude has the
    best answers to Joe's questions🤣

  • @raging100
    @raging100 Před 6 lety +1637

    Is it jamie laughing in the background? In that case this is a historical video my friends

    • @mikahina3909
      @mikahina3909 Před 6 lety +159

      he laughes a lot during pods, i love hearing his little chuckle in the background

    • @connorclark4630
      @connorclark4630 Před 5 lety +43

      Only time u hear him is when joe asks him something he needs to get more involved he rarely does it

    • @jbasti227
      @jbasti227 Před 5 lety

      When's he laugh?

    • @erko78
      @erko78 Před 5 lety +4

      Am I the only one who finds him annoying?

    • @bradleyjohnson2723
      @bradleyjohnson2723 Před 5 lety +103

      erko78 yes

  • @nayrskater
    @nayrskater Před 6 lety +675

    Does anybody else picture all of this when he is telling the story? With the vest and glasses lol

    • @Milklingy
      @Milklingy Před 6 lety +10

      nayrskater I hope PaulyToon is watching this too

    • @CaTCarries
      @CaTCarries Před 6 lety +30

      nayrskater no i cant imagine. My mind dont work.

    • @keenodribbles
      @keenodribbles Před 6 lety +4

      Surely that’s natural?

    •  Před 6 lety +1

      ...and the high end blender that flames out within a few minutes of turning it on. If that part of the story was actually possible one might think his story was true.

    • @nayrskater
      @nayrskater Před 6 lety

      keenodribbles it is for some for sure! But most people don’t have an imagination.

  • @brycemc7179
    @brycemc7179 Před 3 lety +35

    I think Theo is Jamie's favorite guest. I always hear him laughing an Theo is always talking to both of them lol

  • @rasputin7633
    @rasputin7633 Před 2 lety +41

    I posted hit same comment in another one of Theo's coke stories, but I'll post it here again. What made me quit doing coke was the last line. It was most depressing thing, I can still feel that dread when thinking back. You know that's the last line, there is none left, and the parties over. The last line never hits as hard, and it doesn't last even 10 minutes. I hate that feeling. Pure dread. It's honest to God what got me sober.

    • @AaronFromGuildford
      @AaronFromGuildford Před rokem +6

      Damn that paints an accurate picture. I sometimes think I’ll still do coke once a summer, but the thinking about doing it for the entire month before I do is so long compared to the 9 hour high. It ain’t worth it any more.

    • @hocky3803
      @hocky3803 Před 10 měsíci

      That is the exact same for me, you described it so accurately, the feeling of dread when daylight is coming and you are going to have to deal with reality. The sinking deep set dread is unlike anything else and you’re right you can feel it years later!

    • @gazzy9136
      @gazzy9136 Před 6 měsíci

      @@AaronFromGuildfordIt’s the feeling of wanting more when it’s gone and the sun is already coming up, and you feel cracked. I could never sleep on coke and would stay up for 30+ hours every time. Shit’s fun, but the end result just isn’t worth it for me anymore. Gives me anxiety just thinking about it now

  • @maybachyard
    @maybachyard Před 6 lety +648

    Pauly Toon you gotta animate this one!

  • @batuhan74checker
    @batuhan74checker Před 6 lety +678

    Joe "Bthhhzzz" Rogan

    • @GhastlyCretin
      @GhastlyCretin Před 6 lety +69

      You came up with the perfect way to spell that bizarre noise. Well done.

    • @spencermcfarland6400
      @spencermcfarland6400 Před 6 lety +7

      HAHAHAHA

    • @davidwong6575
      @davidwong6575 Před 6 lety +17

      I read this. Said it out loud imagining what it sounded like. Then he made the noise and I found that I was correct in my imagination lol

    • @Drum9105
      @Drum9105 Před 6 lety +3

      😂😂😂well said

    • @weworks7811
      @weworks7811 Před 6 lety +3

      He always does that Lol

  • @Lewissssss
    @Lewissssss Před 5 lety +57

    Can’t stop watching this it’s absolutely classic

  • @bottomfrag.
    @bottomfrag. Před rokem +38

    The 2:07 mark when he says “I’ve caught him doing some things so I think we’re all even” took me out, like I couldn’t breathe from laughing so hard and then hearing joe laughing made me laugh even harder omggg I’m so glad I came across this. Theo Von is underrated, the way he delivers his stories/comedy is pure gold 😂 this video gets me in a better mood whenever I’m down, thanks for sharing JRE 👏

  • @shaboygin8861
    @shaboygin8861 Před 6 lety +328

    Hearing Jamie in the background killed me.

    • @timwilson9557
      @timwilson9557 Před 6 lety +13

      Ethan Woodard yeah I’ve never heard him laugh

    • @larrymcjones
      @larrymcjones Před 5 lety +20

      “Jamie pull up that laughter”

  • @dwhitt15
    @dwhitt15 Před 6 lety +30

    "How old were you at the time?" "Oh this was 2 and a half years ago" Lol

  • @wessley4606
    @wessley4606 Před 4 lety +119

    I have no idea why this guy is now famous or why he ended up on the JRE. But im so glad he did. What a character 😊

    • @dafe2398
      @dafe2398 Před 2 lety +6

      He was on Road Rules on MTV

    • @wessley4606
      @wessley4606 Před 2 lety +19

      @@dafe2398 can't even remember writing this, but I've been a Theo fan ever since 🙂

    • @estevanorozco3954
      @estevanorozco3954 Před 10 měsíci

      Crazy. I only found him this year since he blew up. Thank the lord I did 🙏

  • @blacksonne19
    @blacksonne19 Před 2 lety +20

    He's cutting edge comedy. He's so great at acting simple but actually being really smart.

  • @AICali707
    @AICali707 Před 6 lety +150

    Perfect JRE Toon moment

  • @StayPrimal
    @StayPrimal Před 4 lety +96

    Had the very same experience as him with other stimulants ... Being awake for 4 days completely fucked up the brain out of my skull, so fucked up you can't even talk no more ... the brain is shutting down, then someone you respect shows up ... It is soooo humiliating, I stoped that day as well. Best decision of my life really.

    • @mostlyysorryy
      @mostlyysorryy Před rokem +5

      Man. I feel like I'm there now. 😂😭 I almost made it to 30 days sober. I'm really blowed about it but practice makes perfect I'ma try for 30 again starting tomorrow. Glad you saw the other side ❤️☀️

    • @caiminlaws7029
      @caiminlaws7029 Před rokem +1

      Life is short, take as many substances as possible. We all end up a good source for mushrooms anyways when we’re 8 feet under

    • @primecreator5257
      @primecreator5257 Před rokem

      @@caiminlaws7029 What a stupid thing to say. Yeah life's short, but it feels long as fk when you're miserable, and that's where drugs will get you. It's only people with no experience with life saying these things.

    • @caiminlaws7029
      @caiminlaws7029 Před rokem

      @@primecreator5257 ah life is short do whatever the fuck you wanna do, if you’re weak minded and get enjoy something in moderation then thats your fault brothers. I’ll do me thanks 😊

  • @cheerfulyank
    @cheerfulyank Před 5 lety +31

    That's the funny thing...if you were having a party, you'd just tell someone to open the door 😂😂😂

  • @JY-uk5pz
    @JY-uk5pz Před 4 lety +23

    I’ve never heard Jamie laugh man 🤣 Theo is just too funny 😂

  • @DirtyBeefCurtains
    @DirtyBeefCurtains Před 5 lety +31

    Dude I left a blender on and locked myself out 😂😂😂😂😂 I was 35 hahahahahahaha broooooo

  • @megamilyon6111
    @megamilyon6111 Před 4 lety +52

    The line "I caught him doing some things so it evens out" reminds me so much of my sophmore year of high school. I caught my history teacher and school head master "doing some things" and suffice to say I never had to worry about being disciplined for the rest of my high school time. !!!

  • @brandob9477
    @brandob9477 Před 3 lety +17

    Anytime you hear Jamie laugh, you know it was funny lol

  • @BostonsF1nest
    @BostonsF1nest Před 2 lety +5

    “How long did you live there for?”
    “I still live there” 😂🤣😂

  • @calebsliger4997
    @calebsliger4997 Před 5 lety +41

    Joe:how long did you live there
    Theo: Oh i still live there 😂

    • @timaldridge84
      @timaldridge84 Před 4 lety

      Not as good as
      Joe: how old were you at the time?
      Theo: huh, oh it was like 2 years ago
      Haha

  • @mmikaojONE
    @mmikaojONE Před 6 lety +9

    Can somebody just make a super long compilation just of Joe laughing? It makes me so happy

  • @jaymars12000
    @jaymars12000 Před 5 lety +28

    He’s the most unintentionally funny guy ever.

    • @cosman24
      @cosman24 Před 5 lety

      absolutely hahahahaha

  • @Happy_guy123
    @Happy_guy123 Před rokem +8

    Theo laughs at it, but you can see it when you look at his eyes, it was hard to him. It's great that he's sober, funny guy, inspirational.

  • @dillabean4183
    @dillabean4183 Před 4 lety +20

    I could listen to Theo tell stories all day, every day

  • @Ashutt92
    @Ashutt92 Před 3 lety +7

    “I’ve caught him doing some things” 😂😂

  • @kinglouis6974
    @kinglouis6974 Před 4 lety +115

    I’m 39 and have do drugs all my life , I’m finally getting help , I have got plenty of off the wall story’s , but when it’s all said and done I’m left with literally NO one I can call a friend and no missus , I live back at my mum and dads , I’m hopefully going to move away , my health is not the best any more ...... anyway if at least one person reads this that’s younger that’s partying and takes a look at them selfs I’d like to think they would rain it in , I do have three kids though and they are doing good one is becoming a police officer,
    So if you read this and your a drug abuser the take note cuz I’ve well n truly fucked my life don’t do it !!

    • @bear__109
      @bear__109 Před 4 lety +16

      Robert Hands me too buddy me too, I’m 37 and trying to finally get sober. thx for sharing

    • @tmsfoo
      @tmsfoo Před 4 lety +9

      mikeyckib good luck on your journey brother. 🤙🏼

    • @j.p.7670
      @j.p.7670 Před 4 lety +7

      Wow brother! We both have very similar stories. I'm about to be 39, and I've been clean since 2013, but all the wear and tear caused by drug abuse has caused health problems with me as well. I've only recently in the last six months finally god a very good job that has made me so much happier because I finally feel like I have a purpose and I actually enjoy getting up and going to work everyday. My family has been very supportive during the years so I'm very blessed to have them. But anyhow, best of luck to you my friend! Stay strong!

    • @ianknealy2843
      @ianknealy2843 Před 4 lety

      You've still got 40_50 great years ahead, seek help, your great life is waiting for you..

    • @Dogen70
      @Dogen70 Před 4 lety

      Heal yourself

  • @kris6619
    @kris6619 Před 2 lety +24

    Theo Von is an absolute legend god bless him!

  • @jackhughman9450
    @jackhughman9450 Před 5 lety +17

    "I've caught him doing some things" lol

  • @kirklandmyers9583
    @kirklandmyers9583 Před 3 lety +10

    Joe’s laugh makes it even funnier 😂😂

  • @ELTUK82
    @ELTUK82 Před rokem +4

    Best bit is how he says he thought he heard someone outside….”which is pretty weird when you’ve got a blender going!” 😂

  • @Tribal260
    @Tribal260 Před 3 lety +5

    "oh this was two and a half years ago" might be my favorite phrase ever spoken on all of youtube LOL

  • @ricardobjj24
    @ricardobjj24 Před 4 lety +10

    Imagine Theo Von and Joey Diaz doing cocaine together, that is a movie waiting to happen

    • @yourmother3207
      @yourmother3207 Před 4 lety +1

      They did shrooms together on a podcast once lmao

  • @1987Confused
    @1987Confused Před 6 lety +93

    Obviously there was no one in there you would have knocked on the door.

  • @samp43
    @samp43 Před rokem +2

    when you hear jamie laughing in the background you know shits hilarious.

  • @sethberry58
    @sethberry58 Před 3 lety +6

    "No Buffalo Bill stuff, but I'm partying by myself" oof I relate

  • @Hectoralejandroguerrero
    @Hectoralejandroguerrero Před 4 lety +16

    I come back here every now and then for a guaranteed laugh. Love theo🧡

  • @aquarianfirehorse667
    @aquarianfirehorse667 Před rokem +6

    I am your subscriber for a very long time now that I cannot even remember anymore. When im down and almost sink in to the dark, and in the verge of depression, all I do is to watch over and over your clip together. And you both make my life more easy to bear. You both are my favorite duo. I dont watch movies anymore for 2 decades now, I dont have and watch TV for almost the same years. I will love you both forever.

  • @jaredhatfield2806
    @jaredhatfield2806 Před rokem +1

    The "Y'know, I've caught him doin some things." Puts me out every single time 💀😂

  • @justin6139
    @justin6139 Před 4 lety +9

    “Partying making a smoothie” 🐐

  • @MikeJohnCore
    @MikeJohnCore Před 6 lety +5

    “A late Christmas party” lmaooooooo 😂😂😂😂

  • @ouez3947
    @ouez3947 Před rokem +9

    Theo really is a man of the people in his own way, very inspiring while being the funniest man I’ve ever heard, this helps me believe in better days ahead. For the ones of you that might be struggling with addictions, it do gets better, listen to the voice that tells you not to do it, once you get over that you can accomplish anything (I believe)

  • @user-yx7qx7hu4g
    @user-yx7qx7hu4g Před měsícem +1

    "I caught him doing some things" LOL

  • @brentryder4369
    @brentryder4369 Před rokem +2

    Every other comedian must be thinking " I've never heard You laugh like that Joe, I've never heard You make that sound before, You never laugh like that when I'm on the show..."

  • @Dsteiner7716
    @Dsteiner7716 Před 4 lety +6

    I love how Theo is acknowledging young jamie in the conversation

  • @SLAYERSWINE1
    @SLAYERSWINE1 Před 5 lety +14

    Good for you Theo. Glad you are alive to tell the tale.

  • @neptune9961
    @neptune9961 Před 5 lety +8

    "This was 2 and 1/2 years ago" LOL🤣

  • @dporter2112
    @dporter2112 Před 5 lety +5

    That might be the funniest story I’ve ever heard. A late Christmas party a month after Christmas 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @deans9375
    @deans9375 Před 5 lety +5

    Theo: Having a late christmas party... Landlord: just knock on the door?

  • @Fields292
    @Fields292 Před 2 lety +2

    I just realized that Joe’s laughter is what makes me laugh more than the jokes. If he keeps going I keep going hahaha

  • @jerrys2753
    @jerrys2753 Před 11 měsíci +2

    I’ve never laughed so hard in my life😂Theo Von is the greatest

  • @EveryDay-fc1fy
    @EveryDay-fc1fy Před 4 lety +29

    To all the people calling Theo weird for partying on his own it really is a thing... I was addicted to coke for years and at first it was social but then I started sniffing it on my own. Sounds stupid but addiction gave me social anxiety that when you do coke on your own you actually feel like someone important even tho I didn’t have the guts to act like that in a social situation. Moral of the story is coke is the devil and will eventually take every ounce of confidence away from you. I’ve been sober for 2 years and never felt better :)

  • @callmeishmael4659
    @callmeishmael4659 Před 6 lety +4

    Jaime's laugh is the best. Love hearing him snicker in the back

  • @smartz565
    @smartz565 Před 6 měsíci +2

    theo is the best story teller .. funny guy .. gang bb 😂

  • @montoyastevenjsm31
    @montoyastevenjsm31 Před 4 lety +2

    You know something is hilarious when you can hear Jamie cracking tf up lol

  • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177

    "Living high on the Hog, got like 2 vests on"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @ejaganjac7085
    @ejaganjac7085 Před 6 lety +6

    'Ive caught him doing some things, so we're even'
    Ive never heard Jamie laugh before, this shit was hilarious

  • @woozie___
    @woozie___ Před 4 lety +7

    The whole time I'm picturing this I'm thinking he's in his 20s, hella long time ago, and then says "oh this was like two years ago" 😂😂😂

  • @justinwatson6932
    @justinwatson6932 Před 4 lety +2

    Lmao Joe's laugh at the straight had me in tears....What a crazy damn laugh!
    "Oh this was 2 and a half years ago" Theo is the king!

  • @kooldudes597
    @kooldudes597 Před 6 lety +8

    I love this guy, i have never seen joe laugh that hard!

    • @polvorin15764
      @polvorin15764 Před 6 lety

      kooldudes597 then watch any podcast with Joey Diaz as a guest...

  • @isaiahparham9987
    @isaiahparham9987 Před 5 lety +8

    The Powerful Jamie cracked. It’s Gold.

  • @davebelhumeur899
    @davebelhumeur899 Před rokem +1

    "How long did you live there"
    "I still live there"
    "Oh 0.0"

  • @pbelancsik
    @pbelancsik Před 11 dny

    This is the most honest, and hysterical, coke story I've ever heard. It makes me tense just hearing it lol.

  • @awesomefrankrapid
    @awesomefrankrapid Před 3 lety +3

    Even the way he says “smoke happens”, just makes me laugh

  • @TheKyledstokes
    @TheKyledstokes Před 5 lety +8

    Theo is a national treasure!

  • @stevejanowiak1982
    @stevejanowiak1982 Před 2 lety +1

    That coming down at the crack of dawn’s light is a special kind of hell.

  • @monke4070
    @monke4070 Před 2 lety +1

    “I told him I was throwing a late Christmas party” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @IntensePeppers
    @IntensePeppers Před 4 lety +6

    I love Theo Von's weirdness

  • @lexih4189
    @lexih4189 Před 4 lety +3

    "I was making a nice smoothie, I got my vest on" 😂😂😂

  • @OGREEF3R93
    @OGREEF3R93 Před 7 měsíci

    You know it’s real funny when even Jaime is heard laughing 🤣🤣😂

  • @jackmehoff6302
    @jackmehoff6302 Před 4 lety +2

    When he said "next thing you know I'm driving the taxi" I lost it.

  • @mgcaines
    @mgcaines Před 6 lety +6

    I love hearing Jamie laugh in the background

  • @carfirehawk1
    @carfirehawk1 Před 6 lety +6

    "I still live there..." LMFAAAOOOO!!!!!

  • @-ninjanOodlez
    @-ninjanOodlez Před 5 lety +1

    I don't know how many times I watched this video. This is probably the funniest cocaine story I've ever heard.

  • @willromeo1055
    @willromeo1055 Před 4 lety +2

    When he says “that was fun, that was fun” under his breath at the end... that is the loudest memory that arises from coke... that’s why it’s dangerous lmao

  • @sgt.gunbunny5959
    @sgt.gunbunny5959 Před 5 lety +3

    Legit made me snot down my face, spontaneous laughter.