Prometheus (2012) KILL COUNT

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  • @DeadMeat
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  • @lilagrundleger9934
    @lilagrundleger9934 Před 4 lety +3073

    The alien guy in the beginning that fell in the water was a bath bomb

  • @rookienoa
    @rookienoa Před 5 lety +6105

    The human looking alien looks like handsome Squidward

    • @omni-spinzo2085
      @omni-spinzo2085 Před 4 lety +80

      Man I become gay if he was a buff squidward

    • @professor_mystery
      @professor_mystery Před 4 lety +21

      He also looks like a buff version of Jared from Silicon Valley.

    • @CupcakeStrider
      @CupcakeStrider Před 4 lety +33

      I honestly thought the engineers were the lamest part of the movie. They just look so boring

    • @ayushtyagi1673
      @ayushtyagi1673 Před 4 lety +19

      @Turd Ferguson when you realize that engineer made xenomorph to battle yatuja

    • @james-uc5gc
      @james-uc5gc Před 4 lety +3

      angrydynamite 320p vs 1080p

  • @royaltycomics
    @royaltycomics Před 3 lety +3163

    This is the origins of the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things, founded by this movie, advertised by many movies.

    • @isparksnzr8734
      @isparksnzr8734 Před 3 lety +177

      A fellow watcher of cinema sins

    • @johnhasle9497
      @johnhasle9497 Před 3 lety +35

      @@isparksnzr8734 I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THIS HAHA * sings* IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

    • @gamer_contentlol4474
      @gamer_contentlol4474 Před 3 lety +39

      @@johnhasle9497 why did you have to add a sings thing dude like that is just cringe

    • @ryanmcwilliams8784
      @ryanmcwilliams8784 Před 3 lety +24

      @@gamer_contentlol4474 *sings* CAUSE HE IS EXCITED! *sings* Leave him alone! Nerd.

    • @Thornbloom
      @Thornbloom Před 3 lety +11

      Well the Prometheus school of running away from things is older than the movie.

  • @GiDD504
    @GiDD504 Před 3 lety +3822

    This movie will always be very special to me. I was homeless as a teenager and when I finally got into a youth homeless shelter they took us to the dollar theater. We watched this movie. Every time I watch this I feel hopeful and thankful for being off the streets. Always cherish the little things.
    With that being said, David is a jerk off.

    • @bearlean6214
      @bearlean6214 Před 3 lety +118

      Great to hear, that something give you such a wonderful feeling. Hope you have gone fine. Much Love💚

    • @maxwellsequation4887
      @maxwellsequation4887 Před 3 lety +38

      Beware of Technoblade

    • @yeetmyself9246
      @yeetmyself9246 Před 3 lety +12

      @@maxwellsequation4887 wtf.

    • @russlemiller6574
      @russlemiller6574 Před 2 lety +8

      @@maxwellsequation4887 kek

    • @Kal-ns3lp
      @Kal-ns3lp Před 2 lety +19

      @@maxwellsequation4887 wrong timing dude

  • @XVII_RONIN
    @XVII_RONIN Před 5 lety +16696

    He puts the same music over every video and it never gets annoying.

  • @avamaewoo2525
    @avamaewoo2525 Před 4 lety +3870

    i have a distinct memory of my dad watching this movie in the living room when i was little and my mom saying "isnt she a bit young for this?" and my dad responding "she wont even remember it." he was wrong. i still have nightmares about that alien abortion scene.

    • @rnomromro6715
      @rnomromro6715 Před 4 lety +175

      @@sakurairjentomoki6597 And why was your comment necessary?

    • @JSTAL.
      @JSTAL. Před 4 lety +84

      @@rnomromro6715 and why is you telling someone that Thier comment is useless using a useless comment

    • @mollyworld005
      @mollyworld005 Před 4 lety +13

      Internet Police and why are you necessary

    • @rnomromro6715
      @rnomromro6715 Před 4 lety +47

      @@JSTAL. I wasn't telling them their comment was useless. I said it was unecessary. "Human is more scary"
      We ALREADY know that shit.

    • @rnomromro6715
      @rnomromro6715 Před 4 lety +30

      @@mollyworld005 What? Is that supposed to be a diss?Lol

  • @Tezzinator
    @Tezzinator Před 3 lety +391

    "We jump to 2093... And just as a refresher, the original Alien took place more than a hundred years after this, in 2122"...Well, that's only 29 years, not more than a hundred.

    • @ChrispyK96
      @ChrispyK96 Před 3 lety +57

      I was looking for this exact comment. I hurt my brain trying to figure out how he came to that conclusion. I needed this comment to reassure me that I wasnt going crazy.
      I forgive the error regardless because I love his videos aha

    • @Humanresouces
      @Humanresouces Před 2 lety +11

      @@ChrispyK96 I guess he didn't want to rewrite the whole script just for that mistake.

    • @MarilynMalkovich
      @MarilynMalkovich Před rokem +9

      @@Humanresouces it's literally one line

    • @iancruz6617
      @iancruz6617 Před rokem +4

      Lol he failed math

    • @BookofCommonTerror
      @BookofCommonTerror Před 7 měsíci +4

      One voiceover. Twenty seconds to re-record and *jazz hands* no math fail

  • @weezingargonian6523
    @weezingargonian6523 Před 2 lety +776

    If it wasn’t under the Alien franchise name, it would be a lot better received.
    We gain expectations from the awesome other movies. If it was separate, it would be an awesome premise

    • @jasethomas5198
      @jasethomas5198 Před 2 lety +22

      I think it already is an awesome premise, because the Alien franchise had already set up some cool origins, I just don't think this was executed super well

    • @tjjordan4207
      @tjjordan4207 Před rokem +18

      The only other way this movie would have been accepted into the franchise is if it wasn't revealed its connection to the Alien connection until the very end of the film.

    • @SabrinaCelestia
      @SabrinaCelestia Před rokem +9

      Then again, it would probably just be called a rip-off

    • @mariovazquez4436
      @mariovazquez4436 Před rokem +7

      @@SabrinaCelestia yeah lol

    • @gibberconfirm166
      @gibberconfirm166 Před rokem +2

      I was gonna say, this episode brought back how much I wanted to like this movie, how much promise it had. You gotta agree with all the main gripes, but there are some high highs (that transitioned to all lows in the sequel.)

  • @Eplasval1
    @Eplasval1 Před 4 lety +1663

    "Great Acting There Iceland"
    Iceland: yeah I get that a lot

    • @annalucy89
      @annalucy89 Před 3 lety +14

      Well since many big Hollywood movies or TV shows are filmed here in Iceland I'd say it does a pretty good job!

    • @coltonbates629
      @coltonbates629 Před 3 lety +1

      @@annalucy89 yes, that is another way to say it.

    • @tiffanyz1362
      @tiffanyz1362 Před 3 lety +4

      @@annalucy89 and many are edited in my country canada

    • @andrikpozos6194
      @andrikpozos6194 Před 3 lety +1

      @@annalucy89 what language yall speak ?

    • @AveTrainOnDaTrack
      @AveTrainOnDaTrack Před 3 lety

      @@andrikpozos6194 icelandic

  • @zrATT_
    @zrATT_ Před 5 lety +4071

    How to watch movies in 20 minutes without the draggy parts

    • @fffatalattraction
      @fffatalattraction Před 5 lety +28

      Tru facts😂😂

    • @zrATT_
      @zrATT_ Před 5 lety +2

      Yeet

    • @trod146
      @trod146 Před 5 lety +34

      @@zrATT_ how to mimic a generic comment everyone uses to get likes on CZcams without saying "I watch these so I don't have to watch the movie"

    • @zrATT_
      @zrATT_ Před 5 lety +5

      Timothy Rodowicz wait wtf i didn't think i got that many xD

    • @68camarofan11
      @68camarofan11 Před 5 lety +1

      ___ ATT ___ that’s why I watch these

  • @dragonactive698
    @dragonactive698 Před 3 lety +237

    I like the little detail they’ve added in for the name of the Engineer Xenomorph; since the engineers are a sort of representation of God, the Xenomorph that comes from them is called a Deacon, and a Deacon is a role in the Catholic Church (a role bellow priests). Really cool!

    • @firemaker1258
      @firemaker1258 Před 2 lety +10

      The Deacon isn’t an Xenomorph, it’s a similar but different species. The actual Xenomorphs that come from Engineers are named Jockey-Xenomorphs, and they are basically just big Xenomorphs.

    • @wd3185
      @wd3185 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@firemaker1258I mean, technically it's not a Xenomorph, but like... come on, it's a Xenomorph. Shiny black skin, humanoid frame, a crested head, biomechanical features, bursts its way out of a host's body. The graphic novels established it even has acidic blood, for God's sake.

  • @normalhuman9878
    @normalhuman9878 Před rokem +102

    The entire franchise is basically a huge warning saying to take disease control very seriously

  • @JulienC23
    @JulienC23 Před 5 lety +664

    I love it when James has all this behind the scenes footage. It’s nice to see how they did all these cool tricks behind all these movies.

    • @MrHootiedean
      @MrHootiedean Před 5 lety +6

      I agree! In don't remember seeing BTS footage before in his other videos but it's a nice addition to the format and his disintegration effect was nice too! He's really stepping up!

    • @chykheangea3741
      @chykheangea3741 Před 5 lety

      MrHootiedean nah, he has been doing it for a while now for movies such as the aliens and predator series

    • @JulienC23
      @JulienC23 Před 5 lety

      MrHootiedean he did it for the blood bucket one recently

  • @CaptainNugget
    @CaptainNugget Před 5 lety +405

    "Then he Beep boops the right combo of bip bops" - James 2019

  • @halo25assassin45
    @halo25assassin45 Před 2 lety +315

    Question: how can they use flamethrowers in an atmosphere almost entirely carbon dioxide?

    • @arbiterprime2145
      @arbiterprime2145 Před 2 lety +77

      the fuel theyre using in it is probably self-oxidating, so wouldnt need to rely on atmospheric oxygen

    • @BearPumpkin160
      @BearPumpkin160 Před 2 lety +24

      In a world full of CO2, they would need to have devices to work in those types of atmospheres since most wiring would need Oxygen to work, so self sustaining O2 machines would most likely need to be implemented into them for those off world expeditions

    • @Quimper111
      @Quimper111 Před rokem +8

      Same way you can weld underwater.

    • @thadeusmartinez2416
      @thadeusmartinez2416 Před rokem

      yes

  • @hakuh527
    @hakuh527 Před 3 lety +54

    12:15 just handsome squidward playing his clarenate

  • @TellItAnimated
    @TellItAnimated Před 5 lety +5320

    I’ve grown to appreciate Prometheus after initially disliking it in theatres, it’s a little wordy and self-indulgent but is always interesting. And great Kill Count as always 🔪🔪🔪...”Let’s Get to The Killls!”

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 Před 5 lety +18

      Always a good day to get a Kill Count.

    • @nappy9987
      @nappy9987 Před 5 lety +18

      Pretty weird how watching things multiple times your opiniom can change.
      Also im thinking of a crossover from Dead Meat and Tell It Animated

    • @thedragonwolf4222
      @thedragonwolf4222 Před 5 lety +5

      Hey dude I love your channel

    • @rhaegartargaryen3162
      @rhaegartargaryen3162 Před 5 lety +8

      Hey tell it animated do a evolution of James a janisse (hair and beard)

    • @omega4life304
      @omega4life304 Před 5 lety +1

      Top 10 anime cross overs

  • @sugarcull
    @sugarcull Před 5 lety +493

    me: "i'm going to sit through all dead meats ads"
    youtube: plays 30 minute ad
    me "why must you test my love?"

    • @zxshark748
      @zxshark748 Před 5 lety +2

      Lol

    • @ryanlajes6975
      @ryanlajes6975 Před 5 lety +2

      Άδης Πλούτων is it true they only get money if we watch the add in its complete length?

    • @eviltoad746
      @eviltoad746 Před 5 lety +1

      @@ryanlajes6975 no. They get money if you watch for the 5 seconds required before skipping

    • @ryanlajes6975
      @ryanlajes6975 Před 5 lety +4

      Evil Toad okay cool I didn’t wanna have to watch the whole add, but I was gonna for my man James

    • @sugarcull
      @sugarcull Před 5 lety +2

      @@eviltoad746 no they get paid only if you watch the whole ad

  • @VeNoMziV
    @VeNoMziV Před 3 lety +125

    I love how the alien from the pregnancy scene looks like a shark dangling above the lead female, the ocean is so alien to me, it fits so well

  • @arguekayes
    @arguekayes Před 3 lety +397

    The original Alien series was supposed to be like this, about Space jockeys and Engineers but people higher up shut it down and made the Xenomorphs the center of the story.

    • @Braken888
      @Braken888 Před 3 lety +32

      Good

    • @kadecoleman4104
      @kadecoleman4104 Před 2 lety +2

      These movies are just like Jarrasic Park and all it’s sequels. They’re just the same exact story/scenario but with different characters. It’s fucking retarded man. I love kill counts and cinema sins/wins so I can just watch a summarized version of movies that I think could be interesting if they weren’t carbon copies of each other. I guess it’s the same with most movies actually; Terminator series, All Heist movies, I know what you did last summer, conjuring, Jason movies, Friday the 13th, Scream. I don’t understand why every movie has to stick to the story circle man it makes me lose interest in almost every single movie. Absolutely disappointing

    • @riquelmeone
      @riquelmeone Před 2 lety +28

      no, absolutely disagree. The beauty of the original Alien is that we had the unknown of the space jockey.
      And with Prometheus the freedom of the viewer's fantasy was taken away and we were given a complete nonsense story of creators.
      The space jockey could have been so much more.

    • @icemav5740
      @icemav5740 Před 2 lety +36

      Prometheus and Covenant completely ruined the mystery and intrigue of the original film and series. I never wanted to know what the space jockey was or where it came from. Not to mention the completely stupid plot twist that the Space Jockeys/Engineers created humans for no reason whatsoever. And adding to that, why the hell couldn't Scott just leave the Xenomorphs be actual aliens and not David's creations? The factor that made the original film so good is the fact that we had no idea where the Xenomorph evolved and it was just the perfect predatory organism. There was no need for them to be practically artificial creations. He also created a massive plothole in the timeline. Prometheus is set 30 years before Alien, and Covenant is set 20 years before Alien. According to Covenant, Xenomorphs never came into existence until 2104, and that wasnt even a Xenomorph, it was a Protomorph. So somehow, in the 18 years between Covenant and Alien, an Engineer got his hands on thousands of non existent Xenomorph eggs, crashed his ship on LV-426, and according to Alien, was there long enough to be fossilized (hundreds of thousands of years at the very least). The sheer amount of stupidity that the writers required to actually produce these movies still baffles me

    • @iancruz6617
      @iancruz6617 Před rokem

      Xeno there non in this film

  • @Cinderkin
    @Cinderkin Před 5 lety +1814

    I've been going back and watching old Kill Count videos, and it's obvious how much work you've put in to these videos, and how much fun you're having in them. Keep it up James (and crew). Loving the videos as always

  • @birb180
    @birb180 Před 4 lety +2084

    Prometheus took place in 2093
    "More than a hundred years after this in 2122"
    Something aint right here

    • @Incredisav
      @Incredisav Před 4 lety +129

      29 is more than 100

    • @birb180
      @birb180 Před 4 lety +66

      @@Incredisav no, its less. 4 is more than 100

    • @manu-animation-924
      @manu-animation-924 Před 4 lety +2

      Guy That Games you didn’t notice the sarcasm

    • @gabekerley9902
      @gabekerley9902 Před 4 lety +7

      It's a prequel to the alien quadrilogy that is why it's a good idea to be a prequel

    • @Poppipower
      @Poppipower Před 4 lety +4

      Math

  • @grimsladeleviathan3958
    @grimsladeleviathan3958 Před 3 lety +77

    Wanna see how much James has improved? Watch his first Aliens video, and then watch this one. So happy to get to watch how far he's come. Good going, James!

    • @ogbobbyjohnson7311
      @ogbobbyjohnson7311 Před 5 měsíci

      Another way is to break into his house and examine his REM sleep patterns

  • @normalhuman9878
    @normalhuman9878 Před rokem +42

    Actually, the reason why running in a straight line from a rolling object is because it’s human instinct to run in a straight line away from danger

    • @rjai5003
      @rjai5003 Před rokem +6

      I can get that being the case at first, but in the amount of time they were running in that scene, they probably should’ve had enough time to think of moving out of the way

  • @30andfree
    @30andfree Před 5 lety +559

    I love how the movies have been becoming less and less about purely kill counts and starting to simultaneously become reviews and giving behind the scenes facts. Really starts to delve deep into the movies and it’s really interesting.

  • @JJ-xo3px
    @JJ-xo3px Před 5 lety +537

    My Friday is always better when I come home to a new kill count

    • @nickwash3r3
      @nickwash3r3 Před 5 lety +11

      Out of context, that might sound suspicious

    • @JJ-xo3px
      @JJ-xo3px Před 5 lety +2

      - Ѷαгιķ // yes very

    • @5omewhat0fal0ser
      @5omewhat0fal0ser Před 5 lety

      Same. It always makes me smile. Not sure why....

  • @joelbrich2538
    @joelbrich2538 Před rokem +15

    That self-surgery scene is one of my favorite scenes in any movie I've ever seen. Absolutely unforgettable.

  • @littlee602
    @littlee602 Před 3 lety +50

    After the scene where Shaw gets the emergency c-section *still perfectly awake and having her abdomen sliced open* i was cringing for the rest of the movie at Shaws every action, thinking of how much pain she must be in. Damn, that was a hard scene to watch. I could *feel* that in my bones

  • @cyrodiin
    @cyrodiin Před 5 lety +1129

    *_''S E X I N S P A A A C E !''_*

  • @Mykil47
    @Mykil47 Před 5 lety +511

    “Self Sacrificing Bridge Boys” is my new grind-core band name.

    • @bedofroachesofficial4958
      @bedofroachesofficial4958 Před 5 lety

      Goregrind>grindcore

    • @smokecathairandtoenails9626
      @smokecathairandtoenails9626 Před 5 lety +1

      whisper grindcore on a kill count, you've cracked the codex Mike, ale.

    • @Mykil47
      @Mykil47 Před 5 lety

      DOPEless HOPEfiend ...Mike, ale. I fucking love it. Thank you for that. As a recovering addict, I also like the play on words of your username.

  • @actionturnip395
    @actionturnip395 Před 3 lety +30

    This movie is kind of incredible in that nearly a decade later I can still find new things that don’t make sense about it. I didn’t even notice how david can magically operate every piece of alien tech...

  • @EmEyeSeeEiEeElEi
    @EmEyeSeeEiEeElEi Před 2 lety +9

    Amazing "Heavyweights" reference at 13:03 :D

  • @HYZR0
    @HYZR0 Před 5 lety +615

    The alien in the beginning looks like handsome squidward.

  • @rubyrose9258
    @rubyrose9258 Před 5 lety +167

    "That Sheamus looking geologist" I'M GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT

  • @Vhlathanosh
    @Vhlathanosh Před 3 lety +37

    "WMDs and oil, why does this sound so familiar" LOL well played! 😂

  • @tvushington6994
    @tvushington6994 Před 2 lety +34

    I actually really enjoyed this film.. I viewed it as movie that had no correlation to the alien movies. By itself, it’s an amazing sci-fi horror movie. The use of practical effects and the beautiful cinematography will always make this movie special. Glad Scott wanted to do something new

    • @easportsaxb8057
      @easportsaxb8057 Před 2 lety +2

      yeah I did think the acting and some of the characters were...bad

  • @theonlychickensama8353
    @theonlychickensama8353 Před 5 lety +227

    " rule 34 continues to hold up "
    Lmao caught me off guard

  • @justinbel68
    @justinbel68 Před 5 lety +280

    22:40
    Me: (Crying) “It’s so sad, it’s like the ending for Spider-Man 3 with Sandman!”

  • @op_bread920
    @op_bread920 Před 3 lety +11

    14:39
    Love the Hal reference!
    2001: A Space Odyssey is my favorite movie

  • @JosephFridley
    @JosephFridley Před 3 lety +25

    In interviews, Ridley Scott often refers to the Xenomorphs as dragons. This might because the term Xenomorph is not used until Aliens, maybe, or because that is how Scott views the creatures. I love Prometheus and Covenant, warts and all, and find the characters to be relatable and their motives clear. There are some deleted scenes from Prometheus that better explain Fifield and Millburn's motivations, but essentially those two characters had no idea they were on a trip to find aliens, like many of the characters, and that Millburn is trying to win over Fifield's respect. Also for example, Meredith is motivated by her desire to be seen as an equal in her father's eyes. She is extremely competitive with David, who is seen by Peter as his heir.

  • @blakeburnett3334
    @blakeburnett3334 Před 5 lety +477

    Never change your intro, it gives me a weird nostalgia

  • @thegamegrumpsletsplayofmaj5727

    *ThE pRomEtHeUs ScHoOl Of RuNnInG aWaY fRoM tHiNgS*

  • @ayakoholic
    @ayakoholic Před 2 lety +25

    The biologist's death still cracks me up, because my wife is a wildlife ecologist (who got her Ph.D before she turned 28 and is a tenured biology professor at a highly reputed college as well as a highly skilled carpenter, seamstress, and programmer) and when I showed her that scene she was like "oh yeah, that's totally how I would die." 18 INT, 3 WIS. I guess that's how she ended up with me? ;)

  • @mqtaidmqtaid
    @mqtaidmqtaid Před rokem +6

    1:25 When James said "you see yourself yelling at the characters for the stupid decisions they make" and put the bit where instead of running out of the way of the ship, they run in a straight line... I felt it in my heart

  • @A.Mayflower127
    @A.Mayflower127 Před 5 lety +474

    I’m glad it tried to answer questions like where did we come from, where did we go, and where did you come from Cotten Eye Joe

  • @hades6532
    @hades6532 Před 5 lety +248

    "Beep boop's the right combination of bip bops" -James 2019

  • @FunSizeSpamberguesa
    @FunSizeSpamberguesa Před rokem +6

    I saw this movie a few months after I had a hysterectomy. Watching Shaw run around and get hit in the gut after her c-section just sort of left me curled up in a horrified little ball.

    • @LeonardoStupidKenway
      @LeonardoStupidKenway Před 5 měsíci

      Wut is a hysterectomy?

    • @FunSizeSpamberguesa
      @FunSizeSpamberguesa Před 5 měsíci

      @@LeonardoStupidKenway Surgical removal of the uterus. I had a six-pound tumor (thankfully benign), and had an incision pretty much identical to Shaw's, right down to the staples. I was in the hospital for the next three days, doped on morphine the first day, and not allowed to even get out of bed until the day I went home. It took a full six weeks to recover. A hit to the gut like she took would have been completely incapacitating.

  • @noodlnoodz76
    @noodlnoodz76 Před 3 lety +11

    2:35 2122 and 2093 are 100 years apart?

  • @Arey2539
    @Arey2539 Před 5 lety +307

    For every movie I go I need James to say “title card” when the title card pops up

    • @r3drose685
      @r3drose685 Před 5 lety +2

      Mines either “title card” or, if they say the name of the film, “Roll Credits”. 😊

    • @louisajane4180
      @louisajane4180 Před 5 lety

      Same

    • @swengleproduction1577
      @swengleproduction1577 Před 5 lety +2

      Wouldn't it be funny to have every movie u watch start with James saying title card. Like the editors of A movies decided to put it in

    • @louisajane4180
      @louisajane4180 Před 5 lety

      @@swengleproduction1577 I need this

    • @swengleproduction1577
      @swengleproduction1577 Před 5 lety +1

      @@louisajane4180 Don't we all?

  • @br4dyv
    @br4dyv Před 5 lety +98

    One thing I love about James is all the behind the scene information that he gives and that he gives credit when its due to all the workers involved behind the scenes. Keep up the good work James.

  • @Alienboi2005vidsandstuff
    @Alienboi2005vidsandstuff Před 3 lety +9

    22:15 The origins of the xenomorph

  • @BuffdatRatt
    @BuffdatRatt Před 2 lety +23

    This was a rare movie that literally all my friends and I really enjoyed. Final girl was soo badass

    • @jamarcusuno7201
      @jamarcusuno7201 Před 2 lety +4

      Which is why I find the sequel to this movie so bothersome lol

  • @iamthatis396
    @iamthatis396 Před 4 lety +701

    20:20 they attended the Prometheus school of running away from things

  • @katev4827
    @katev4827 Před 5 lety +453

    So all of them went to the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things?

    • @Brando216
      @Brando216 Před 5 lety +25

      Cinemasins reference. Love it

    • @mrlilmackillersgaming6782
      @mrlilmackillersgaming6782 Před 5 lety +12

      Brandon tbh dead meet and cinemasins should colabe for a video

    • @moodylad2033
      @moodylad2033 Před 5 lety +1

      @@mrlilmackillersgaming6782 yes they should

    • @jacklyntree7752
      @jacklyntree7752 Před 5 lety +13

      Reference to CinemaSins on someone else's channel *ding*

    • @breezy356
      @breezy356 Před 5 lety +5

      @Miomedin Meemit paetron

  • @christopher7398
    @christopher7398 Před 3 lety +14

    When you realize that the engineers and humans share 100% dna, and that means that they were once just as evil as we were but forgot about their past after a million years of evolution.

  • @gordofoblivion213
    @gordofoblivion213 Před 2 lety +9

    22:34 just gonna put this right here

    • @h.a.s.7612
      @h.a.s.7612 Před 2 lety +1

      Damn, It sucks that Thanos erased James, isn't it?

  • @nordickalewis3470
    @nordickalewis3470 Před 5 lety +509

    2:03 " Mr.Stark i dont feel so good"

    • @ianolascoaga778
      @ianolascoaga778 Před 5 lety +2

      Nordicka Lewis lol

    • @trod146
      @trod146 Před 5 lety +4

      It's been like a year already. This meme is old, tired, and lame. Put it to rest and let it die already.

    • @ianolascoaga778
      @ianolascoaga778 Před 5 lety

      Timothy Rodowicz same

    • @nordickalewis3470
      @nordickalewis3470 Před 5 lety +2

      I know but it was a good one while it lasted

    • @liacedeno4382
      @liacedeno4382 Před 5 lety +5

      @@trod146 let it die like Tony and black widow? No? Too soon?

  • @Kwenspi
    @Kwenspi Před 5 lety +100

    Come for the kills, stay for James’ commentary.

  • @AhmadTheWeeknd
    @AhmadTheWeeknd Před 2 lety +3

    4:50 "SHEAMUS looking Geologist" LOL.

  • @akanebrusern3162
    @akanebrusern3162 Před 3 lety +9

    The special effects for that year are just amazing i can't believe they made them so good

  • @Alioune857
    @Alioune857 Před 5 lety +186

    20:16 I don’t know why but the phrase “completely straight line” made me start dying 😂

    • @user-crane
      @user-crane Před 5 lety +2

      Did you die?

    • @NoLuv4kytezz
      @NoLuv4kytezz Před 5 lety

      Lol 2016 XD

    • @draculax2750
      @draculax2750 Před 5 lety +1

      same

    • @Bubba93000
      @Bubba93000 Před 5 lety

      Hence, the Prometheus' School of running away from things

    • @dylanm1683
      @dylanm1683 Před 5 lety

      And at 20:33 he should of said died by a giant rolling crusont because reasons

  • @arturiter
    @arturiter Před 4 lety +1661

    “The alien movies are phallic”
    You have no idea. H.R. Giger... creator of the xenomorph, has a shit load of super sexual extraterrestrial artwork.
    Hell, the original movie’s egg ship has coochie shaped doorways.

    • @vsusanmoon
      @vsusanmoon Před 3 lety +32

      And rape theme also..,

    • @quinnholloway5400
      @quinnholloway5400 Před 3 lety +70

      Giger was not of the most sane mind it seems

    • @neotheshadowwarrior4082
      @neotheshadowwarrior4082 Před 3 lety +42

      Is it on rule 34 or no
      I’m just asking bruh

    • @sauron6064
      @sauron6064 Před 3 lety +35

      That trilobite tentacle is over sized. It wouldn’t work on a human. But that site probably found a way.

    • @karljeffers2749
      @karljeffers2749 Před 3 lety +32

      @@neotheshadowwarrior4082 just look up female xenomorphs rule 34

  • @Seedubz2020
    @Seedubz2020 Před 3 lety +8

    “Do it to it Lars!”... was not expecting a heavyweights quote in any of these 😂

  • @Punk_Philosopher
    @Punk_Philosopher Před 3 lety +5

    What i found challenging in Prometheus was to make consistent and coherent sense of it. It is stimulating to think about it all might work, and discuss interpretations with mates.

  • @NineTetree
    @NineTetree Před 4 lety +433

    "Hopefully, the Scar/Lex relationship is still canon."
    *WHEEZE*
    James really does ship Scar and Lex.

  • @jordancarter949
    @jordancarter949 Před 5 lety +1561

    Roses are red
    This movie gives me chills
    I’m James A Janisse
    Let’s get to the kills

    • @tomohawk7203
      @tomohawk7203 Před 5 lety +3

      Gay

    • @trod146
      @trod146 Před 5 lety +4

      You're not James, don't lie to people.

    • @jordancarter949
      @jordancarter949 Před 5 lety +18

      Timothy Rodowicz that was obviously what I was trying to do with this comment convince people I was James a janisse you intellectual genius you really see the bigger picture

    • @greysonalex
      @greysonalex Před 5 lety +7

      @@jordancarter949 i was just waiting for tim to come back with an r/wooosh
      glad he didn't because thats such an idiotic place for a woosh

    • @jordancarter949
      @jordancarter949 Před 5 lety +7

      LilyCanadian I’ve never gotten more likes on a comment and ironically I hate poetry

  • @sampamspam5105
    @sampamspam5105 Před 3 lety +5

    "look at mee im a starr" I STG I CANNOT WITH JAMES

  • @kadecoleman4104
    @kadecoleman4104 Před 2 lety +9

    Ah. I see. This is where CinemaSins gets the phrase “Prometheus school of running away from things.”😅💀😎😂😂😂😭

  • @SunvasNormandy
    @SunvasNormandy Před 5 lety +97

    The kill counts are getting longer and I am one hundred percent okay with that!

    • @jesuschrist2346
      @jesuschrist2346 Před 5 lety +4

      SunvasNormandy wdym just ok with it? I’m thrilled

    • @anonamoutsxc
      @anonamoutsxc Před 5 lety +4

      The one channel where I get disappointed seeing videos under 15 min 😂

    • @retierashia
      @retierashia Před 5 lety +2

      Same

    • @SunvasNormandy
      @SunvasNormandy Před 5 lety +4

      @@jesuschrist2346 didn't want to come across as weirdly over excited messiah... 😁🙏

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 Před 5 lety +1

      Depends on how many people get killed

  • @the910toparis6
    @the910toparis6 Před 5 lety +476

    Graduated from Prometheus school of running a way of things
    *DING*

  • @jackcassidy9963
    @jackcassidy9963 Před 3 lety +3

    6:52 maybe the crew in Convenant should've taken that advice

  • @nekipeh7373
    @nekipeh7373 Před 3 lety +4

    2:51 Because hes *PERFECTION*
    Edit: Black Goo has some Venom vibes lol

  • @RiGuy
    @RiGuy Před 5 lety +494

    Best Acting in this Movie...
    *Iceland*

  • @thecelestial4021
    @thecelestial4021 Před 4 lety +815

    The reason why the aliens feel like “b grade xenomorphs” is because the movie is a prequel for how the xenomorphs were created

    • @quinnholloway5400
      @quinnholloway5400 Před 3 lety +51

      Honestly I don't dislike this concept
      Same for covenant
      Xenomorphs are great but its nice to try to expand out from the normal beasties
      Plus the Engineers are badass, if not also very moody and just really don't want to be bothered by creepy androids

    • @isaaclindsey4185
      @isaaclindsey4185 Před 3 lety +2

      Well yeah but still Ridley coulda shaken it up a bit and made them less of a knock off of xenomorphs

    • @sublimazed
      @sublimazed Před 3 lety +38

      @@isaaclindsey4185 they aren't knockoffs? I dont understand this argument. the black goo is the common denominator. the original xenomorph had to come from somewhere.. like what in this movie exactly is a knockoff xenomorph? the deacon? due to the mechanism of the black goo and the DNA of the host there are so many different combinations and outcomes of what can be born, not just xenomorphs

    • @ItsButterBean1020
      @ItsButterBean1020 Před 3 lety +8

      Plus the sexual horror is to imply the shared history behind the goo originating the Xenomorphs
      That said I do think these films would have been so much stronger as their own thing rather then just a prequel to Alien that doesn’t seem very interested in tying in

    • @aristonaragao3171
      @aristonaragao3171 Před 3 lety +4

      Badass engineers from Prometheus creating Xenos by their attempt on erasing human creation: cool as fuck!
      Perturbed android with god complex using an awesome protagonists eggs as an experiment to create xeno: trash as fuck!
      This is why I will always love Prometheus for its boldness, and hate Covenant for its cowardliness...

  • @Jim-od7sb
    @Jim-od7sb Před 3 lety +10

    Im questioning my choice of becoming an engineer now...

  • @joshgraff3806
    @joshgraff3806 Před 3 lety +4

    "beep boop"
    "bip bops"
    "bim bams"
    "floop dob"
    man this series really brought out james' creative side

  • @Hades-cs6hm
    @Hades-cs6hm Před 5 lety +194

    James: The same team that did the snap in infinity war
    Comment section: CONFIRMED HES DOING INFINITY WAR

  • @danbonits8156
    @danbonits8156 Před 5 lety +303

    So a giant face hugger can kill/defeat jiren but goku can't? *Smh*

  • @marklynn5899
    @marklynn5899 Před 3 lety +10

    3:22 I remember Charlize Theron mainly in huge gorilla movie *_Mighty Joe Young_* she was eye-catching distraction! ❤️
    3:41 Idris Elba, I've seen recently in *_The Mountain Between Us_* with Kate Winslet, and as a detective in *_Prom Night_* remake

  • @flyany6682
    @flyany6682 Před 3 lety +24

    "Stupid choices often lead to people dying" should be the slogan or t-shirt for Dead Meat! 💁‍♂️

  • @GoreShift
    @GoreShift Před 4 lety +340

    Hell I would love me some Engineer vs. Predator fightscenes

    • @soundwavestudio9833
      @soundwavestudio9833 Před 4 lety +7

      GoreShift I think it’s canon in comics but I’m not sure

    • @eddy5750
      @eddy5750 Před 4 lety +10

      From what I remember, the engineers fuck predators up, and even created them too. It’s been a while, so I could be wrong lol

    • @iguanaboi3921
      @iguanaboi3921 Před 4 lety +23

      @@eddy5750 makes sense. In one of the comics a predator tries hunting an engineer but gets bent over and fucked until a human helps him.

    • @eddy5750
      @eddy5750 Před 4 lety +13

      Iguana Boi lol I could have probably worded that better, but thanks lol.

    • @iguanaboi3921
      @iguanaboi3921 Před 4 lety +12

      @@eddy5750 obviously I'm not being literal. There's a comic where a predator tries hunting a bear and fails.

  • @dylanhudson3219
    @dylanhudson3219 Před 3 lety +306

    Dead Meat: *doesn't count the Engineers* Most humanoid aliens ever.
    Also Dead Meat *counts the cave monsters from Descent*Not

    • @quicksilveryt4000
      @quicksilveryt4000 Před 3 lety +7

      And Cujo..... And Bruce The shark

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Před 3 lety +5

      @Dylan Hudson
      at 9:50 he acknowledges the only reason he didn't count the engineers was pure "inconvenience"

    • @mullaoslo
      @mullaoslo Před 3 lety +7

      @@kingayy9267 which I don't get, he uses behind the scenes and commentaries for videos all the time and ridley straight up says 2 million "engineers" died when David unleashes the goo in covenant so it wouldn't be hard to count at all

    • @unknownflickz1289
      @unknownflickz1289 Před 3 lety +3

      @@mullaoslo what about when he does the pie chart? how would he do a visual representation, one engineer and the saying 2 million more might work but i doubt it

    • @Hateful_Rex
      @Hateful_Rex Před 2 lety +1

      predators? predlien?

  • @nintendope8837
    @nintendope8837 Před 3 lety +4

    The man was so buff he wasnt instantly snapped

  • @crashvds777
    @crashvds777 Před 3 lety +6

    “Like a peep in a microwave”
    -James A. Janisse

  • @wolfjedisamuel
    @wolfjedisamuel Před 5 lety +69

    Wow, I really liked that "Infinity Wars" ending James did.
    _Chelsea, I don't feel so good..._

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 4 lety +2084

    James: "Great news for people with alien men/octopus fetishes. Rule 34 continues to hold up"
    His commentary isn't golden, it's pure platinum!

    • @timmywallace5058
      @timmywallace5058 Před 4 lety +47

      You are wrong, his commentary is like diamond, that's the closest possible thing that even comes close.

    • @xaiuden8129
      @xaiuden8129 Před 4 lety +13

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache I SEE YOU AT LIKE EVERY VIDEO I WATCH BROOOOO!

    • @nigeriachin6993
      @nigeriachin6993 Před 4 lety +3

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache lol

    • @m3d1ated42
      @m3d1ated42 Před 3 lety +18

      Its pure platinum. Star Platinum!

    • @almondsai7214
      @almondsai7214 Před 3 lety +4

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache How can you be everywhere and nowhere at the same time

  • @jacksontaylor290
    @jacksontaylor290 Před 9 měsíci +3

    Man, some things really just don't need a prequel.

  • @samnieuwenhuis5555
    @samnieuwenhuis5555 Před 3 lety +6

    4:39
    "Aliens."
    I died. XD

  • @tastysandwhich
    @tastysandwhich Před 4 lety +81

    "Boop boops the right combination of bip baps" really got me.

  • @broccoli182
    @broccoli182 Před 5 lety +264

    How do you manage to pump these out so fast with this much quality? ❤️💪

  • @trashmammal9203
    @trashmammal9203 Před 3 lety +3

    I live fire the way he says "title caaaard!"

  • @totaldramataco4961
    @totaldramataco4961 Před 3 lety +4

    James: **counts the zombies in zombieland**
    Also James: "yeah I don't really feel like counting the engineers..."

  • @mctown972
    @mctown972 Před 5 lety +130

    Alien vs Predator films are more "What if" movies, and are not canon to the main Alien universe

    • @pepe_de_phroog2.033
      @pepe_de_phroog2.033 Před 5 lety +1

      Hi dad

    • @BrotherBarakiel996
      @BrotherBarakiel996 Před 5 lety +7

      They are now, thanks to the comics

    • @MrsNegative1
      @MrsNegative1 Před 5 lety +2

      mctown972 Shut up. In my head Canon it is canon.

    • @nightprowler9659
      @nightprowler9659 Před 5 lety +1

      They actually are due to the comics

    • @jesuschrist5493
      @jesuschrist5493 Před 5 lety +4

      The comics and films are two completely different universes that share somewhat similar things. If that was the case then Batman, Superman, The Terminator, Judge Dredd and fucking Archie would all be interconnected in the same universe as Alien vs Predator lol

  • @Lebofilms
    @Lebofilms Před 5 lety +106

    I saw Prometheus in theaters in 3D. It was awesome to see it in that format.

  • @jacksongibbs8998
    @jacksongibbs8998 Před 3 lety +2

    “Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man. He was cast into the bowels of the Earth and pecked by birds.”
    -Oracle Turret

  • @Atlastheyote222
    @Atlastheyote222 Před 2 lety +3

    I actually appreciate that Prometheus doesn’t give you all the answers, it keeps you thinking about the movie for days after you finish watching it for the first time. I still go back and watch it, analysing and coming to my own conclusions about everything revealed in the film.

  • @JohnLanger
    @JohnLanger Před 5 lety +13

    16:37 "Wait WMD is an oil...why does this all sound familiar?" Is further evidence that James SMOKES WEED.

  • @kriegofficergary6921
    @kriegofficergary6921 Před 5 lety +206

    The amount of nerd references in this episode makes me happy

  • @Billwarson29
    @Billwarson29 Před 9 měsíci +3

    A thought:
    What if this Kill Count was a prequel to all the other counts?
    What if all the James A. Janisse's we've seen die in the Kill Counts so far were spawned from the cells of this James after he was disintegrated by the black goo?