You Think You're Safe? Really?
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- čas přidán 28. 07. 2024
- Well you're not...yet!
You can be safe with these bangers: www.cpsc.gov/Were-Safety-Now-...
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“Thanks to the people at CPSC” is a fire producer tag
I was looking for this comment 😂
Honestly I'm really hoping some people just sample that for no apparent reason other than that they can and put it in their music. Could go hard in some hyperpop.
WE THA SAFEST
it's both ironically and unironically fire lmao
the new wayne lighter flick 🔥
Official producer tag tier list-
1. “Thanks to the people at CPSC”
2. Every other producer tag
Wheres the tiers homie thats just a rank
@@kylesmith5633tier list
“Thanks to the people at cpsc”🗣🔥🔥🔥
It’s “C”- know what? Never mind
"get the mid off the streets" is unironically the best hookline ever.
MORE TEEZO EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME
Chronic Only 👌
🥞
I NEED MORE GOVERNMENT FUNDED BANGERS
government funded death grips album
Hell naw
listen to ice spice
goverment plates
The USSR had you covered
Thanks for the people at CPSC is one of the hardest producer tags of all time
Dude legitimately this is pretty good and I don't know how that's possible
oh my god I love government funded hip-hop PSAs.
makes me feel like I'm in the nineties
Yeah this really needs to be a thing again
“You’re so hot you remind me to check my smoke detector” is a VIBE tho
CPSC really said "protect ya neck"
CPSC beefing with Busta Rhymes now
Honestly, this album is way better then it should be. Beats to relax / be safe to is a fuckin banger
CPSC literally made a better album than some artists this year
Remember: As long as you are not Drake & Driving, you´ll be safe.
Drake’s the type of rabble rouser to go cruising for a bruising
You've reminded me that I need to rewatch the Drake fan videos. They have no right to be that funny.
@@friendlybaneonly reason I'm excited for For All the Dogs (FAT D)
@@mrlevinielsenRABBLE ROUSER
Thankfully i just drink & drive
Leaking the IP address of fans who watch and dedicate their time to you is cartoonishly evil to the point where i gotta respect it
rare instance when a comment under a fantano video is actually funny
LMFAOOO
Thought this was just another joke comment until I watched the video... YIKES...
What is this about
Leaking Joe Bidens address is cartoonishly evil
Something I've always believed is that safety is an illusion. That's why I got into Death Grips. But this EP reminded me that safety is important. You gotta try your best to be safe.
That Put You Phone Away song is sick deep house.
Absolute safety is an illusion, but harm reduction is effective
Yup, would fit perfectly into a Disclosure set.
heavy channel tres vibe, legit banger
ngl protect your noggin’ is a banger
Interesting beat indeed.
yesss how come
Me: Oh neat, some sweet house beats.
Melon: This is hyperpop.
You are right.
Whoever produced these songs NEEDS to use that producer tag in all their production work from here on out. Unironically such a good tag.
That producer tag is incredible though 🔥
idk why the government felt the need to drop this when Safety Dance already exists
Well that was Canadian. Americans need their own safety dance.
you can dance if you want to
Or even better, Jim Stringer's classic Shake Hands With Danger.
so that you finally have some safety songs to listen to with your friends, so far you always had to leave them behind
You know, that dance wasn't as safe as they said it was.
Well now I don’t feel safe, thanks melon
Yes I feel vaguely threatened too
The hip hop song was genuinely really cute. I can see this song being played in like an after school special or in a PSA commercial back in the 90s, and I mean that in a good way. I think it's a pretty cute song. Also the Reggaetón one unironically slaps, and it's also hilarious.
Yeah, you could tell that the people who made these songs were really having fun with it. That definitely made its way into the music.
I think this EP also came at a good time, where we’re coming past calling things corny. So I hear a nice song with some good production and I like it.
the spanish in the reggaeton one does sound a bit awkward lol
AS A TAX PAYER I APPROVE
WE MAKIN IT OUT THE BURNING HOUSE FIR WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🥵🥵🥵🥵
Fr
Fr
burning house falling in reverse
People say the only thing constant in life is change, but Fatano’s comment section has always been and will forever be cringe 💗 thanks guys 😍
No need to thank anyone, your contributions are more than enough
Logic is biracial
@@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. thanks king 👑
@@maude7420I notice there’s a lot of To Pimp A Butterfly puns in Fantano’s comment sections.
Haven’t watched that review, but my favorite Fantano reviews though have to be The Big Day and Revival.
cringe is subjective
This my AOTY so far, CPSC never disappoints
When they dropped “Imma say hi then bye” in the hook, I low-key lost it in Walmart.
MC Dot Gov in THA HOUSE, here to remind all the youths that wearing your helmet is not only jive, it's on fleek! Word up!
My name is MC Dot Gov and I’m here to say. I love safety in a major way
IF YOU GO OUTSIDE IT BETTER NOT BE NO CAP
"just feeling very enthusiastic about protecting my noggin right now"
i feel you bro
"every time that you're around i gotta check the smoke detectors so you dont burn down the house" is straight heat 📈📈
having the smoke alarm battery track only in spanish is EGREGIOUS lmao
This is a funny ass video, and I appreciate that you made it, Fantano.
We've gotten to the point, where being kind is ironically funny
I clapped so hard when he made a One Piece reference, Anthony is so hip and relevant, always knows what the kids are up to.
weird comma placement but nice point@@Alex1000tenten
@@Tommy-un4wo idk why I placed a comma there 😵💫
@@Alex1000tentenisn't it to like, space the words/be dramatic. Take a mental pause when reading.
Memes are bleeding Into written/verbal form.
Can we agree that this was infinitely better than we could’ve ever thought?
Anthony please I'll buy more ridge wallets just don't threaten me or my family again
He's gonna send the Ridge Wallet hitmen after your family💀
ya ur in trouble cuzzo
u gonna get ridged
u gonna get ridged
ridged for ur pleasure
The bike helmet rap got my noggin joggin’. 🧠
the era of embarrassing infotainment 90s rap is back, baby 🔥🔥🔥
That Protect ya noggin song might have helped me back in 2001 when I was 5. Cracked my skull on pitch when I bumped my friends rear tire with my front going 20mph over a speed bump. I still have the bald spot (and mental illness) from that bump. I threw up blood and couldn’t sleep well for a week though that all was a blur. I have info dumped on a lot of video recently. I have nobody to talk to.
💚 that sounds horrible
I can picture the producer collab "Thanks to the people at CPSC, I'm working on dying, safely"
Idk about collaboration, BUT wouldn't it be sick if Anthony INTERVIEWED the main CPSC people who created these bangers?
I'm safe knowing this is where my taxes are going to.
real
Most of it goes to bailing out trillionaires and bombing brown people in 3rd world countries. Sorry I'm not in joking mood.
So I followed the link, cause that deep house cut was actually *insaneo-style* (if not a bit trope'y) buttttt GUYS these songs ARE _public domain_ I stg every producers going to be sampling this by the end of the yr, *mark my words*
I ain’t even lying that phone away beat got me bouncing me leg lol
The TPAB influence is undeniable
Me to the spider on my wall as I reach for the nearest heavy object
10 years later still get chills
The buildup was making me think this was gonna be dogshit but these are all kinda funny and inoffensive and I think I love it
No my parents are fighting in the other room
Gonna need a full version of "Bein Safe To the Beat"
Banger title, banger editing, banger SONGS like god damn, one of the best Fantano vids of all time tbh.
Unironically 💯😎
(even though, from the fact the gov produced it: you think it's going to be all ironic. 😂)
The synergy between Fantano and his editor is off the charts these days
The Put Your Phone Away track is kinda like Honestly Nevermind but good.
Thank you Anthony I no longer believe in my own safety
I mainly knew about the CPSC from their Twitter account, Where for a year at least they've been posting some honestly utterly wild images about safety, Which feel to me just as likely as being actual surreal memes made by young people, And some old person's poor attempt at imitating them, So honestly this feels completely in character for them.
"Every time that you're around, I got to check the smoke detector, so you don't burn down the house"
💀
Safe in the arms of these bangers.
There's always something special about Melon playing back the music he's critiquing
I dont feel safe anymore mr melon
Thank you Melon for telling me that I will never be safe from a 6 out of 10
before even watching this, i really need to say i adore the thumbnail/title combo, and it definitely doesn't induce some existential dread for my well being, or just being in general
That notification was horrifying to receive at 9:30 pm
WHO ELSE HELMETPILLED? WHO ELSE OUT HERE SAFEMAXXING?
I’m pretty upset and confused that this isn’t on Spotify, so upset in fact, i may be a distracted driver 😳
I can’t believe that Melon is threatening Nav; he’s the Certified Brown Boy, Anthony, don’t fucking do this 😭
Anthony is just mad that nav can use the n word despite being, in his own words, "a lil lighterskinner"
Battle of the producer tags: "Distant Cry on the beat" versus "Thanks to the people at CPSC"
“Thanks to the people at CPSC” has “play this record as frequently as possible” energy, what a surprise attack of a stellar tag!
I love fantano and know this is a meme but holy shit the ATV thing hit hard. Had a buddy in highschool die on one of those things. This album has some bangers on it though that one just didnt hit right for me.
Yeah a good friend of my dad’s was hospitalized by an ATV incident. She’s aight now, but you gotta be careful with that type of vehicle. It’s got four wheels but just treat it carefully as a motorcycle.
no melon, with you around I never feel safe
fantano's singing enhanced this album from a light 7 to a light to decent 10
Im not sure how this method will make any difference even if it was executed well, but its definitely working on me. Why are they actually good???
I will donate HARD to any party that makes their main issue constructing FUNKY BANGERS.
Sayin'.
Thanks to the people at CPSC is such a hard producer tag
PROTECT YA NOGGIN EASILY BEST SONG OF THE YEAR SHOULD WIN THE GRAMMY
No hate for these GOVERNMENT FUNDED BANGERS but didn't we already have the Safety Dance?
Antwon rocking the LCD Soundsystem sweatshirt
Please don’t threaten me Melon 😰 I won’t bring up your MBDTF score ever again! I swear!
Wow, almost all the comments are making this same, tired, unoriginal, unfunny mess of a meme. You didn't come up with it, you just saw this overused comment at some point and thought wow, I can post this myself and will come across so funny and clever!
It's not. It is, however, embarrassing and cringe.
@@nathanmartin455you must be new here
9:18 - Can confirm. Someone I went to school with died in an ATV accident.
This is actually freaking hilarious, these all go so hard wtf
I lowkey kinda like these songs 😭
I don’t know why he was so down on the firework one. It sounded kinda nice
This is kinda what Jesus Is King felt like when I first heard it Ngl
Gotta point it out, your editors are phenomenal. Thats all
Unironically the first two songs genuinely like aren't bad
That smoke detector line had no business being so smooth 🔥🔥😭
THANKS TO THE PEOPLE AT CPSC 🗣🗣🗣🗣
I'm so happy he was being safe to that beat. Otherwise he might have been unsafe 😮💨
Can we get a Fantano Safety remix to that last beat? That was slick.
I dig how people always talk about music in the comments. Makes me feel safe.
i actually love these. They slap so hard and they're hilarious
Loving Anthony’s vocal on safe to the beat. A legend in his own right.
honestly these are actually really good, I was expecting a rappin' for jesus kind of vibe
Fucking spit out my got damn hot cocoa when you made that home depot theme song comparison. I actually CACKLED
Is this a threat, Mr melon?
You know, i was gonna listen to this on spotify to further educate myself about how to be safe in my life on my drive to school, but it’s not available 😔 they really are failing to reach the youth still
I live in the mountains and ATV fatalities are way almost a weekly occurrence
We need more reactions like this
That "Se pone caliente" really got me going, and I'm not a reggeaton guy. I unironically love it.
racing to the atv safety song would go crazy
“Are you safe?? Not anymore ha ha ha ha
Start running”
The end gave me Angelic To The Core vibes. Didn't know u were this talented Anthony, keep it up!
Please don’t kill me Anthony. I have too much to live for.
These album covers are wild. My jaw was on the floor the entire video
I absolutely love this. Thank you for doing this.
these are genuinely so crazy and funny thank u so much for bringing these to light