Christina's Curations w/ Ari Shaffir - YMH Highlight
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- čas přidán 11. 09. 2022
- Highlight From Episode 672: • Your Mom's House Podca...
Settle in for another round of Christina's Curations! We got Ari Shaffir this time to share his insights on the dark Toks of the interwebs.
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Ari looks like the kind of guy that would slip something into Bert's drink
Slip some lard in there.
Bert sounds like the kind of person who would continue to be friends with you after, but wait until you're both on the most viewed podcast to share the details.
Edit: also seems like the type of guy to pretend to be broke while making ten of thousands in go fund me pages.
Hurry up and have a heart attack.
@@YaBoiJeffe lol I had no idea about the go funds me 😂😂
Ari's only mistake was not tripling that dose
Slip? More like dump something into his water tank of Kool Aid.
Ari killed it as a florist in the movie "The Town"
Bro...
Damn. One of my favorite movies too. Lol
Looking it up now thanx
Hahahahahaha!
Ari got that Nigel thornberry swag
Smashing!
I think Ari deserved the Oscar for Dallas Buyer’s Club
Ari has the "im trying to save a inner city community center" energy with that stash
Ari himself could easily be in these TikTok curations, like his response video to Kobe’s passing.
So true, That seriously was a “cool guy” moment.
Or him drugging burt.
@@2guys1cliplol tbh I liked that one
To be fair. He was arapist
@@2guys1cliplol you can't drug the willing. bert just had to say that cuz his wife was pissed. Aris actually a really good friend for taking the blame
Ari currently has that " I need to keep my kids far away from him " look going on .
Well yeah, he might dose them for fun, then do bad touch
That kinda what I’ve always thought of him lmao
Fcking LEAN Ari LEAN.
You should probably keep your kids away from ari no matter what he looks like...
I think that's what he's going for
The part with the giant cobra makes me think Ari’s not a complete psychopath. He seems genuinely concerned for that guy.
That finger fitness clip is unironic public access Tim and Eric energy
my favourite segment
This or horrible or hilarious.
Ari needs a monacle to rightfully take his place as the new Monopoly Guy!
I thought he never had a monocle.
It's Mandela effect that you think he does apparently.
@@xPadge112x I would have bet my life on that monacle existing but you’re right
dude hes the hipster MR. peanut
@@ninetiesgirlkatie sorry to do this to you. Happened to me with something completely different. Its like a small piece of you has been a lie 🤣🤣
Well it did me.
I actually met that finger fitness guy in the sauna of a YMCA in 2007. It's actually a finger dexterity program for musicians. Seems goofy but guy is ballin'
Edit: just at the YMCA
@@RoxorTehCoxor 🤣
@@RoxorTehCoxor lmao I knew I'd get that. No no no, I was in the sauna, he came in, we started chatting snd he told me his life story lol
As a glover I knew who that was immediately. It seems silly but when youre on your tits at a music festival and someone can work magic like that its pretty amazing 😆
That’s sick lol
So when exactly is Ari going to tie his lady friend to the train tracks? Ultimate villain
Ari looks like he stole that shirt off a prairie farmers wife
I was thinking catholic school girl uniform, but prairie wife is a much better description
That Steven bird clip was great. Toms take on it, I already knew it was gold.
please more Steven Segal training videos
Thank you! I’ve been going through Christina’s curation withdrawal
Yayyyy! Finally another one!
Looking forward to the show Tom. Mystic Lake MN. 💥☮️
Tom was describing how to perform a perfectly timed parry on a great white.
Watching this as I walk my dog in the rain, thanks Ari
RIP KOBE
I don't watch basketball so all I know about him is the 2.5mil he paid someone to keep quiet about some abuse allegations 🤷♀️
It's all fun and games till the Finger Fitness guy does a seminar in south central.
Ari is the Garth Brooks of comedians
Wildly famous with half the talent? Sounds like you talking about Rogan
the damn dragon chasing the ball. was just the fucking best!
Not sure why I chose to watch Christina's curations on my lunch break...
I was eating chicken and mushrooms when the insect eating lady showed up and i couldnt look at the mushrooms the same after that
@@b1nostrumpet r.i.p. 🍄
I miss these
I love the "it's over!" 😂🤣
I love the running on all fours.😂
That finger fitness guy (as absurd as it truly is) is actually pretty impressive
Is this a CZcams bot the finger fitness guy has running?
He must have the happiest wife in the world
That all fours running guy blew my mind haha
Steven has been awesome. I miss him on MadTV!
Since I seen this video i’ve started finger exercising like this man in this video was doing and it worked tremendously on my carpal tunnel
Does your girl like it?
I laughed so hard at the man running
in the US military anytime someone gets bitten by a snake the first question is always were ya fuckin with it.
I think that's universal.
Ari looking like a carnival showman
Imagine getting chased by a dude and you look back and he's on all 4s like a demon 😳
And he pounces on you and just thanks you for being a part of his "journey"
Just knee or kick his face as he comes to you.
Quadrupedal running guy is my new favorite… it’s a bit inaccurate to say walking upright is how we were “designed”… though it IS an evolutionary advantage that’s currently working out pretty fucking great. The main trade-off for advanced tool creation/use, is that basically all spinal problems we have are a direct result of walking, run (and or sitting) upright with a straight back.
There’s a compelling set of theories that humans evolved this particular set of skills as persistence hunters. Basically we could use our complex communication and pattern recognition skills to track large game over long distances in multi-generational packs… eventually carrying tools, though there’s something like a million years in the fossil record where humans were definitely eating meat but hadn’t developed tools yet. So we likely started out just running other animals off cliffs or to complete exhaustion. Humans sweat better than all other mammals cause our hairless bodies function the same way other mammals tongues do. Most other mammals can beat us in a dead sprint and kill us fairly easily one-on-one, but they have to pant to effectively cool-down their bodies.
The other theory I’ve heard for upright hairlessness is that we evolved as swimmers in wetlands. This also would free our hands to gather food and eventually develop tools, would explain why we still have hair on top of our heads and it could explain why we’re so prone to developing a relatively thick layer of fat in our skin, which is fairly common among aquatic mammals.
well said. i've heard of the possible semi-aquatic thing before and it makes perfect sense that it would be easier to learn to walk on two feet while the water is supporting most of the weight. There are certain apes that are like this now. They can barely walk on two feet on land but river crossings they get up on the back legs. What's your thought about the hair on top of our heads? I didn't get the connection with that.
@@niclasnyberg4173 hair on the head would be for UV radiation protection on the one part of us we need to have out of the water to breath… they’re pretty sure we kept our eyebrows for non-verbal communication, but also to catch debris and keep it from falling in our eyes.
Does anyone else feel like Joe would be really good at running on all fours? They have to do this for sober October 100% that would be hilarious.
Its a theory but its far more likely we evolved to see over tall grass. The meat thing is easy even chimps eat meat even though they dont have hunting tools yet, they just eat whatever they catch or find.
@@treyjetson5320 yeah, tall grass as well, gotta assume there were people on the plains and near the water. The fact that the layer of fat under skin is almost exclusively a marine mammal trait is what makes me wonder
Finger fitness had me in tears 😂
"Is this in America?" 4:06 🤣🤣
That dude running on all fours is a little tiktokked, but I can't lie, that transition from running to all fours looked pretty smooth
I cried laughing when Steven Segal chopped that guy in the throat 😂😂😂 that dude was not expecting that shit 😂😂
Her closure is her closing her teeth together and rarely segregating them from each other.
Brilliant humor on the shark Tom 👌👌👌👌 I'm gonna borrow it thank u. The snake dude is probably from Africa. The finger stuff is actually extremely difficult, it's more of a mental co ordination type of excercise.
Damn Christina looks smokin in that thumbnail.
Also protect Tom from Garth.
that's because it's like a 10 year old pic
CP looks smokin all the time! yeah there I said it Tomas…🤷🏻♂️
The pic is old and edited lmao she was a banger back then man
Greg Irwin changed my life. Saved my hands
"I've seen enough... shark stuff" 😂
Yesss
Did Ari finish his Civil War reenactments? I presume he fought for the South 🤣
italy in WW1
Ari's mustache needs it's own Podcast
12:59 I can’t stop pressing this. Lol
The finger fitness is legit
People that can do something dumb really well are always entertaining
3 of the funniest human beings
I wish Tom would put a video up on rumble or somewhere it won't get demonized and watch the faces of death videos from back in the day
5:41 good one
“We need to be on all 4s”
Naw y’all wildn 😂😂😂
"not this time, sharky" is my new favorite thing to say
Nah
My favorite part beside H or H
This is the funniest Ari has ever been.
His new special is so good
I thought at first Ari was wearing some weird bib/baby Western costume, man his fashion sense and Christy's are just about the same wavelength.
The kill Tony guy David lucas or something said ari looked like an old retired greyhound 😄🤣😂 he is spot on
to be fair tho running on all fours looks awesome and pretty fun. Well at least fun if you have functional joints
Lady's love the finger control guy.
Yes we have Cobras in Wisconsin.. Hayward Co to be exact.😂🤣
good to see Greg Irwin
I loved Ari when he was Mr. Noodle on Sesame Street
That finger dancing was Unironicly on a really high level
There's not way this many people are actually impressed by the finger dancing. These have to alts or bots.
Greg Irwin hittin jutsus
I died laughing multiple times
The only king cobra in America is Kingcobrajfs. He would be a great addition to the cool guys wall.
They didn't show that run on all fours guys brachioradialis. That muscle looks insane in the full video, never seen that so defined before.
Smarsh our fats is fucking golden 😂
The Wisconsin cobra 😂😂😂
Wow amazing you guys weren’t drugged!
Id dare steve segul to try that against the finger fitness guy
That finger fitness video looks like it should be projected on a tunnel while Willy Wonka recites a creepy poem
look at aris face when the glove video comes up, and tom is laughing. but in aris mind hes on 4 hits and watching glovers lolol
Greg Irwin with the Art of Noise vibes...
running on all 4s is literally evolving backwards
9:34 Oh HELL YES!...nOOO! LOL
I really like when Christina calls me Mami
Cobra guy is genuinely crazy. One bite from a King Cobra can kill twenty people
5:18 what ! 😂
I didn't realize cobras were that stout and long. That's goddamn frightening.
Yeah dude that thing is huge
same. they average 10 feet and can be 19 feet. what the fuck
"Ohhhh this is Greg Irwin" made me laugh until my cheeks hurt omfg. Ari's humor (maybe not Kobe) is so clever.
That first one was the only Tok I actually enjoyed. Sharks are dope as fuck.
If you let go of the tail it can strike you. Don't let go of the tail
The real Tarzan!! He is great, that Malaysian King Cobra is awesome. Trust me, he knows what he is doing. Also, many of those guys have someone they know who has King Cobra antivenin. That's HIS king and yes, its (not in the US, he was in Vietnam last week, but it could have been here lol) Tyler Nolan is another big venemous guy and got tagged a few years back by a different King and is now missing a finger, but he lived. It's just like anything else, skydiving, driving fast, they know the risk. It's just worth it to them.
Yea I would agree skydiving is no different its just seeing a animal like that triggers a primal fear in some people.
These segments are like if ridiculousness was sponsored aarp
That finger control guy could throw up some mean gang signs
He could destroy some P, too
the karate instructor guy looks like tom in his dance video to bert
The black dude with the snake had arms that were two different tones of color. Had two shades of the black rainbow on one arm.
Probably rides in a truck with his arm/elbow out a lot.
Special Olympics should have four leg run competition
6:32 - I think thats called "parkour" xD
Who's coming with me to the next annual finger fitness finals competition in lacrosse Wisconsin?!?!
Did you get your drinks spiked?
You guys should check out the crazy 'sports' that just happened at the World Games
im so much of an asshole that if i saw my mfing neighbor doing some 4-legged sprints i would literally go outside and point and laugh, like most people hopefully would
finger dance callback was painfully ham-fisted