Christina's Curations: Palomino Ponies & Light Language - YMH Highlight

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  • Highlight From Episode 675: • Your Mom's House Podca...
    Everyone grab your palomino ponies because it's time to ride through the astral plane that is Christina's Curations! We've got a world of talent to explore here from singing death telegrams to prison preparation Toks. Strap in space cowboys!
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Komentáře • 503

  • @seanoreilly1832
    @seanoreilly1832 Před rokem +532

    The "your sister rose is dead" guy might be the funniest thing I've seen on this segment

  • @DavidBruno59
    @DavidBruno59 Před rokem +351

    Tom’s “OHH FOR FUCKS SAKE” had me absolutely dying 😂 His utter disgust to the bee lady’s second cut was prime 🤣

  • @J.D.Hardesty
    @J.D.Hardesty Před rokem +448

    The jump back to the bee woman got me dead lmao

  • @Alfie-xj5sc
    @Alfie-xj5sc Před rokem +139

    the jump from earlobes back to bee woman was hilarious

    • @fiveninecummins7768
      @fiveninecummins7768 Před rokem +5

      I know for a fact that you’ve gotta do that to communicate with bees. I just finished up a conversation with some local bees and they definitely appreciate those who go the extra mile to learn their language.

    • @mattleonard5268
      @mattleonard5268 Před rokem

      Someone in the background sure thought so

  • @onesoldierserving
    @onesoldierserving Před rokem +76

    The best part of this is always Tom's awkward stoicism.

  • @christophercollins3632
    @christophercollins3632 Před rokem +35

    15:54 The Latina who unnecessarily rolls her “R’s” is the greatest, especially when words don’t even have “R’s”, á la ‘morrrrivation’.

    • @lukelliott1
      @lukelliott1 Před rokem +5

      Yo, don't use gendered language homie! For all you know, they could be a snail 🐌

    • @joshparris9675
      @joshparris9675 Před rokem +2

      Latin-X

    • @twig8523
      @twig8523 Před rokem

      @lukelliott1 Tsk. You sound, like stupid trrrrrriggered, ju know? Gahhh. No manches. Furrrrreal. Pinche, pendejitis outbreak in jur home, or whatever.
      😆

    • @j.r09160
      @j.r09160 Před rokem

      ​@@joshparris9675 is that like x men but brown?

  • @junkapopo
    @junkapopo Před rokem +104

    Christina's Curations are 95% of the reason why I'm subscribed to this channel

    • @colina1330
      @colina1330 Před rokem +3

      Same here. I don't click on any YMH highlights faster than I click on new CC videos.

  • @taylorcaldwell8277
    @taylorcaldwell8277 Před rokem +62

    LMFAO Tom's reaction to the bee lady after the ear chick. She has the same energy as horse girls.

    • @nationalsocialism3504
      @nationalsocialism3504 Před rokem +2

      Don't insult horse girls

    • @jamesandrews568
      @jamesandrews568 Před rokem

      @@nationalsocialism3504 if you really think that's an insult, check out the German study they did on "horse girls". All that power between their legs and controlled by just a quiver of the leg ...... It's turbing for sure. Horse dudes are tough and shit though.

    • @joshuaaldaco8438
      @joshuaaldaco8438 Před rokem

      Your sister rose is dead

  • @AlmightyNOG
    @AlmightyNOG Před rokem +31

    Hands down my favorite part of YMH

  • @KickAssCowgirl27
    @KickAssCowgirl27 Před rokem +110

    It makes my day when I get the notification that Christina has more toks to share with us! It's always the funniest & weirdest shit I've ever seen-- which is always a nice reminder that I gotta give myself a break, because I'm doing a damn good job with my life choices in comparison to some of these people. 😆

    • @badtostada6123
      @badtostada6123 Před rokem +1

      dont worry im sure lots of people say the same thing about you lol

    • @FourthExile
      @FourthExile Před rokem +1

      It’s the only notification I get that makes me say ‘aww yess’ out loud before clicking on it

    • @Kier4n99
      @Kier4n99 Před rokem +1

      That's a cool way to look at it!

    • @jamesandrews568
      @jamesandrews568 Před rokem

      Ok, Sweetheart. Whilst I want to say keep doing you.........pretty sure "kickasscowgirl" has more victims than bee language girl, regardless of how she justifies them. Anywhoo........ Keep killin' it!

    • @KickAssCowgirl27
      @KickAssCowgirl27 Před rokem +2

      @@jamesandrews568 Okay, Sweetheart. Who said that's who I was referring to? If that's who you thought of first, I think that says more about you than it does me. But keep doing you! 😊

  • @cleonRIP
    @cleonRIP Před rokem +28

    Christina deserves a Nobel Prize for her curations. They are truly becoming works of art

  • @Dmacxxx77
    @Dmacxxx77 Před rokem +31

    That prison girl is the real life Luanne Platter from King of the Hill.

    • @ALswampfox
      @ALswampfox Před rokem +3

      Fantastic reference 😂

    • @ho0t0w1
      @ho0t0w1 Před rokem +2

      hahaha the hair dye part got me

    • @MiaogisTeas
      @MiaogisTeas Před rokem

      Her fingers were like little waterlogged sausages

  • @SANDSCORCHER
    @SANDSCORCHER Před rokem +7

    “If they were seasoned” 🤣
    * Cue T.S. hurriedly sprinkling pepper on his ballbag

  • @spacemancam
    @spacemancam Před rokem +199

    That lady talking about her non-monogamous relationship with the father of her child is one of the saddest things I’ve ever heard. I can’t stand people that disregard their own children when making decisions.

    • @maleman1342
      @maleman1342 Před rokem +13

      How does it affect the kids? Do they swing with them?

    • @spacemancam
      @spacemancam Před rokem +52

      @@maleman1342 because as she said in the video she was dating too many people and it was creating distance between her and her husband. Why create problems with your children’s parent? No I don’t imagine the kids swing with them, but this type of behavior often leads to separation/divorce between parents. Now that would be a direct consequence which would affect the kids. Idk anything about her life, maybe everything is wonderful. But when someone has young children they should probably focus on the kids instead of exploring their sexuality with multiple people.

    • @louskunt9798
      @louskunt9798 Před rokem +59

      She just wanted a reason to let a bunch of dudes bust all up in that. She’s 100% for the streets.

    • @NewtsOnAcid
      @NewtsOnAcid Před rokem +37

      That lady grossed me out. I know too many people think this behavior is normal, but it really makes me sick

    • @wills242
      @wills242 Před rokem +6

      It’s becoming normalized in the West. Fun stuff.

  • @uneedamuracle
    @uneedamuracle Před rokem +26

    Tom gets so happy when he makes people uneasy with videos. For some reason, I find it absolutely hilarious when he gets uneasy from a video. I live for this shit lol

  • @conlinkrebs6844
    @conlinkrebs6844 Před rokem +15

    Christina out here doin the lords work with these toks.

  • @Kozer264
    @Kozer264 Před 11 měsíci +3

    15:20 the absolute best part “O for fucks sake” 😂😂😂

  • @DanXG
    @DanXG Před rokem +5

    Tom's for fuck sake absolutely killed me, that was from deep down in mans soul

  • @cas126
    @cas126 Před rokem +6

    Was told I need to lose some weight for health reasons and Tom's message of "Cry more, eat less" is my mantra because his sense of unapologetic humor is what motivates me.

  • @scottpitner4298
    @scottpitner4298 Před rokem +18

    If you’re out and about and see houses all around, there’s people like this just doin crazy shit right there.

  • @coltonendicott
    @coltonendicott Před rokem +34

    That woman doing the noises had me crying laughing.

    • @713gk
      @713gk Před rokem

      Did it now

    • @coltonendicott
      @coltonendicott Před rokem

      @@713gk czcams.com/video/DEYVhVcxKB0/video.html yeah.

  • @jb18584
    @jb18584 Před rokem +10

    when tom seeks relief and then it's the bee lady again "oh for fucks sake!" dying

  • @boman987
    @boman987 Před rokem +33

    The rose joke is one of my late gpas favorites. Something like:
    A man comes to the door with a telegram and a woman answers the door. She says, “Oh! A singing telegram! I’ve always wanted one of those!” The man says, “No ma’am, this is just a normal telegram.” She says “Oh please please sing it to me.” The man says, “Okay, here is goes….bu da ba da da DA! Your sister Rose is dead! She had a heart attack…”

    • @moiseulpasmoi
      @moiseulpasmoi Před rokem +2

      Full disclosure, I'm stealing this😂😂

    • @boman987
      @boman987 Před rokem +3

      @@moiseulpasmoi Oh please do. We tell it often in his memory. Even make up our own “bad news telegrams”.

    • @moiseulpasmoi
      @moiseulpasmoi Před rokem +1

      @@boman987 Thank you😂.

    • @trashteamracing8262
      @trashteamracing8262 Před rokem

      So it's just a bit? Man, I was really hoping that was how someone found out about their sister Rose.

  • @m.a.b.4104
    @m.a.b.4104 Před rokem +6

    Tom's worst nightmare, Christina becoming the Palomino Pony lady. 😂

  • @vibangigan5336
    @vibangigan5336 Před rokem +5

    Recently download the Tok and I’m so amazed at how she has procured this algorithm. It’s truly admirable

  • @TheHyperfilthered
    @TheHyperfilthered Před rokem +7

    That was a hard combo for Tom to handle

  • @Dan82W
    @Dan82W Před rokem +35

    These are never long enough. But to be fair 24 hours of this wouldn’t be long enough lol

  • @mma1st105
    @mma1st105 Před rokem +8

    Damn that song is going to be stuck in my head. "Your sister Rose is dead" It's a hit.
    oh yeah there is tons of coffee in prison. The shit they serve is trash but the coffee from commissary is usually just maxwell house instant.

  • @fadew55
    @fadew55 Před rokem +8

    This was an amazing set of toks

  • @slipknuts
    @slipknuts Před rokem +4

    the oh for fucks sake moment had me in tears.

  • @fengshuimma9160
    @fengshuimma9160 Před rokem +4

    I used to cringe and skip these segments waiting for Tom's horrible or hilarious, but overtime...it has grown on me. I finally understand the beauty that is not only these videos but Christina's algorithm. She out wierds tixtox in a way that actually.....makes it so bad...its fantastic. I look forward to these. Christina is a lowkey genius.

  • @ophelias4172
    @ophelias4172 Před rokem +10

    I want the singing telegram guy to do my death announcement. I want the harmonica. I want the makeup. I want the cute little hoodie he wears. It would be even better if he did a little tap dance.

  • @gdmiller26
    @gdmiller26 Před rokem +2

    I love these. Christina’s curations are my favorite

  • @Mr_NightOwl
    @Mr_NightOwl Před rokem +5

    1:58
    pinnacle of humor

  • @xJONNYFATXMOSHx
    @xJONNYFATXMOSHx Před 11 měsíci +1

    I rarely share Nadav’s laugh out loud like an animal sentiment. Granted, I chuckle or get one or two ‘guffaws’ fairly often, but the first time I heard ‘Oh for fucks sake’ I was hysterical. I search ‘YMH light language’ on my down days just to get that serotonin boost. There’s nothing better than a genuine, heart felt exasperated ‘oh for fucks sake’.

  • @maxmartez7849
    @maxmartez7849 Před rokem +4

    The happiness boost reminds me of John Mullaney's joke and the "What's up pussycat" at a cafe. You feel the rage hit Tom again and that was golden ha ha.

    • @rse1113
      @rse1113 Před rokem +2

      I LOVE that story. Nice callback.

  • @cjhnm9492
    @cjhnm9492 Před rokem +10

    She got pregnant and made the guy be monogamous for a year and then she started hooking up tough and the guy was like 'maybe we should be mono again' and she was like 'noooo.....'

  • @abibb27
    @abibb27 Před rokem +3

    I’m having intense cramps, I turned this on for a good distraction. Instead I’m laughing hard and I’m in so much pain I’m dying and I’m so confused lmfaooo

  • @randoliof
    @randoliof Před rokem +12

    Jfc, the poly lady is a lunatic

  • @girthygumbolini882
    @girthygumbolini882 Před rokem +4

    Nadav's laugh is always awesome

  • @nld8985
    @nld8985 Před rokem +21

    I would love to get the husband's perspective on the monogamy and The swinging!

    • @nationalsocialism3504
      @nationalsocialism3504 Před rokem +28

      That's one broken down dude... just empty and soulless inside

    • @RobinLundqvist
      @RobinLundqvist Před rokem

      Maybe she had him neutered

    • @MrVaNiLlApHaNtAsY
      @MrVaNiLlApHaNtAsY Před rokem +12

      I bet he would love a “monogamous period” all the time but she’s worn him down

    • @planetmotherfuckers
      @planetmotherfuckers Před rokem +13

      I’ve been digging for three minutes because i needed someone to acknowledge that clip. People are fucking nuts. “We’ve been growing distant” yeah i think getting dicked down on the regular by strangers would do that to a married couple but what do i know lmfao

    • @waaaaa7984
      @waaaaa7984 Před rokem

      Baby sit the kid I need to go out and get fucked by every dude in the bar. At least we made it a year

  • @LeBarbare_LGCA
    @LeBarbare_LGCA Před rokem +4

    I tagged christina in so many toks, I hope she gets to see them

  • @rse1113
    @rse1113 Před rokem +6

    I live to hear "I HEARD YOU BITCHES WERE LOOKING FOR ME" and "BITCH, HERE I GO."
    #gothshavefun

  • @ballskin5984
    @ballskin5984 Před rokem +6

    that prisons lady’s eye wouldn’t stop staring at me

    • @okeefe757
      @okeefe757 Před rokem +2

      Her eyes made me think she possibly didn't need coffee.

  • @Tomorrowandtomorrowandtomorrow

    I have never seen Tom and Christina sit with such rapt attention as when the lady talked about preparing for prison. They were both so personally involved with that Tok.

  • @julius-sumner-miller
    @julius-sumner-miller Před rokem

    Loved this segment

  • @MovieEnvy
    @MovieEnvy Před 5 měsíci

    I have to watch these videos multiple times so I can watch both Tom’s and Christina’s reactions to each video.

  • @musiccole5610
    @musiccole5610 Před rokem +2

    Had a really crapy day until 13:29 of this video. Thank you so much for being a fellow freak of nature. Your tiktok 's bring me so much joy and such an amazing boost to my own self esteem. You are awesome, thank you. P.s. started watching this podcast for Tom, then seen your tiktok's and are obsessed with your tiks Christina P. Keep up the good work you are both amazing, thank you!!!!!!

  • @PaNDaSNiP3R
    @PaNDaSNiP3R Před rokem +9

    15:17 I said the same shit! 😂

  • @terem.3178
    @terem.3178 Před rokem

    Christina you are the best!

  • @atalleywak
    @atalleywak Před rokem +1

    Happiness Bee Girl fills me with blinding, unbridled rage.

  • @astralfluxaf
    @astralfluxaf Před rokem +1

    Thank you for sharing your tiktok curation Christina!!! Now I’m following amazingly hilarious tiktokers now foo… serio

  • @bzilla1090
    @bzilla1090 Před rokem +2

    That Indian guy is 110% of Indian men on social media

  • @metalslave199
    @metalslave199 Před rokem +1

    Tom: "Good. On to the next one. OH FOR FUCKS SAKE" ... I'm not sure how many times I've watched that part 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheUnmade
    @TheUnmade Před rokem +3

    Nadav cackling always gets me.

  • @rebel1608
    @rebel1608 Před rokem +5

    oh my god i haven t laughed as hard as i did at the singing telegram in a long time

  • @doommuffinz5276
    @doommuffinz5276 Před rokem +1

    the timing with the happiness boost video 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lasenoradelacruz
    @lasenoradelacruz Před rokem

    This video had me in tears 😂😂😂😂

  • @jonwilder7083
    @jonwilder7083 Před rokem +7

    Drinking Game for Christine’s Curations:
    Every time she says “I don’t think he/she knows how TikTok works - Drink
    Every time she says “This is a new lane of TikTok” Drink
    Every time she snorts while laughing - Drink

  • @michaelweber87
    @michaelweber87 Před rokem

    Love these

  • @nathandust
    @nathandust Před rokem

    This was the best one yet 😂

  • @Iamaghoul
    @Iamaghoul Před rokem +1

    I wonder how many of us said FFS at the exact same time Tom did LOL That Soul.Heart.Opening woman is brutal!

  • @notajetplane
    @notajetplane Před rokem

    She finds the best of the internet. 👌

  • @Claybo
    @Claybo Před rokem

    The "for fucks sake" and the laugher was amazing

  • @dirtsquad_1735
    @dirtsquad_1735 Před rokem +6

    time to give myself brain damage lets gooooo!

  • @Jaime00008
    @Jaime00008 Před 9 měsíci

    "Are you about to be obsessed with me. Serrrrio." lol

  • @ultranitro437
    @ultranitro437 Před rokem +4

    I love how everytime there's a picture of Christina its from 20 years ago.

  • @seabassmcbigfat
    @seabassmcbigfat Před rokem

    Curation only YMH needed

  • @TheCriminalMacShow
    @TheCriminalMacShow Před 5 měsíci

    The teste one made me physically sick. Thank you and well done ❤

  • @mikeblxde4735
    @mikeblxde4735 Před rokem

    I love how tom only laughs at the one where death is mentioned

  • @michaelwass9454
    @michaelwass9454 Před rokem +2

    I wish I could be half as happy as Nadav. He completely cracks up over everything and just seems like life is a thrill ride for him.

  • @philmoore-asis4580
    @philmoore-asis4580 Před rokem +2

    There is DEFINITELY coffee in prison, just costs money. It’s used for sanity and bartering. 😂

  • @michaelpipkin9942
    @michaelpipkin9942 Před rokem

    I'm glad there are comedians that can embrace these personalities. Just 2, but I'll take it.

  • @marlonortiz1218
    @marlonortiz1218 Před rokem +2

    Nail lady has to be like “fork you” when she flips someone off 😂

  • @yugo916
    @yugo916 Před rokem

    a whole year!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @heyyouguuys7939
    @heyyouguuys7939 Před rokem +1

    Oh yeah I'll be your space cowboy 🤠

  • @skipsullivan225
    @skipsullivan225 Před rokem

    I watch for the background laughter.

  • @facetiouslyinsolent8313
    @facetiouslyinsolent8313 Před rokem +1

    Knowing what a psychopath Tom is, when he couldn't take more than 5 seconds of that crazy bee woman I pissed myself. Hilarious! Realizing that even Tom has a crazy limit is comedy gold!

  • @gilgamarsh
    @gilgamarsh Před rokem +1

    How are there only 4k likes on this video? Only 4k people got to enjoy this?

  • @CaseyCashMusic
    @CaseyCashMusic Před rokem

    15:19 about sent me to the grave! 🤣🙌

  • @masonwalter8595
    @masonwalter8595 Před rokem +1

    Tom's reaction after the ear girl vid ended LOL

  • @sapermader2198
    @sapermader2198 Před rokem +5

    That testical tiktok deeply upset me

    • @moiseulpasmoi
      @moiseulpasmoi Před rokem +1

      I read this comment, braced myself but I can't tell you how underprepared I was. Jesus

  • @Bobbypinker
    @Bobbypinker Před rokem +1

    The "your sister Rose is dead" joke is an old street joke. It's probably 50 years old. I heard it as a kid in the 80s from my mom.

  • @scrotooftheninefingers218

    I had to physically and mentally regain my composure after that testicle one. God damn, YMH, that was rough, and I say that even considering all the horrible shit I’ve seen and heard on this most excellent of podcasts. Well done, Mommies.

  • @psychologixxxx
    @psychologixxxx Před rokem +5

    oh for fucks sake made me lose my shit guys that was A1

  • @omarpuig1
    @omarpuig1 Před rokem +5

    Christina going to be wearing turquoise jewelry by 50.

  • @bryndawes1492
    @bryndawes1492 Před rokem

    Was having a kinda nothing/crappy day... the cut back to the bee lady cheered my the fuck back up!

  • @seabassmcbigfat
    @seabassmcbigfat Před rokem

    Chicken hearts and gizzards are fantastic. My grandfather used to raise chickens and that was the snack of choice. Fried up nice ♥️

  • @robsim4692
    @robsim4692 Před rokem

    Nothing better than a palmetto pony!

  • @RevPunkMaster
    @RevPunkMaster Před rokem +1

    That lady had shopping cart wheels in her ears.

  • @hi_tech_reptiles
    @hi_tech_reptiles Před rokem +6

    That Bee Language chick looked like shes both 12 and 42.

  • @tizzyd7172
    @tizzyd7172 Před rokem +4

    christina is the reason i downloaded tik tok and gained a terrible habit

  • @WBSlashH
    @WBSlashH Před rokem +5

    There’s no way that poly stopped getting railed after saying she told her husband she needed time to ramp down. She kept getting clips dumped in her while they were “Monogamous” the 2nd time

  • @Michael-ex9uo
    @Michael-ex9uo Před 5 měsíci

    Ive never almost thrown up so many times in a podcast clip

  • @whorchatasoto
    @whorchatasoto Před rokem

    God damn when that bee lady came back LMAO

  • @tylerbickell5576
    @tylerbickell5576 Před rokem

    Getting a real camera 1/camera 3/Lucy lieu vibe.

  • @The_inner_ascent
    @The_inner_ascent Před rokem

    bee activation was the best one, nevermind the happiness boost was the best one 🤣

  • @jeremyelliott9831
    @jeremyelliott9831 Před rokem

    “There’s a minute forty of this left”🤣

  • @BACNandEGGS
    @BACNandEGGS Před rokem

    I feel like such a cool guy following safari sammie before YMH, she’s blowing up if she’s on here

  • @The_Legend_0-0-7
    @The_Legend_0-0-7 Před 9 měsíci

    That bee language and happy video"" is why you should do drugs 😂❤ love this chanel