Christina's Curations: Palomino Ponies & Light Language - YMH Highlight
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- Highlight From Episode 675: • Your Mom's House Podca...
Everyone grab your palomino ponies because it's time to ride through the astral plane that is Christina's Curations! We've got a world of talent to explore here from singing death telegrams to prison preparation Toks. Strap in space cowboys!
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The "your sister rose is dead" guy might be the funniest thing I've seen on this segment
I was cryin
it made Native turn into Lil John
It felt like there was more. But nope!
My grandmother used to sing that!!!! Lol
That really cracked me up.. I definitely wasn’t expecting that, lol
Tom’s “OHH FOR FUCKS SAKE” had me absolutely dying 😂 His utter disgust to the bee lady’s second cut was prime 🤣
Totally bro 😂
@ David Bruno
Lost my shit 😂😂😂👍🏻
Holy shit man, my whole body hurts from laughing at that.
Tim didn't feel happier but nadav DEFINITELY was 😂😂😂
I lost it... Lol
The jump back to the bee woman got me dead lmao
Ive played that one part back 3 times now and cry laughing each time.
I almost pissed myself!!
!!!HAPPINESS BOOST!!!
I’m crying lol
Oh for fucks sake 😂🤣
the jump from earlobes back to bee woman was hilarious
I know for a fact that you’ve gotta do that to communicate with bees. I just finished up a conversation with some local bees and they definitely appreciate those who go the extra mile to learn their language.
Someone in the background sure thought so
The best part of this is always Tom's awkward stoicism.
15:54 The Latina who unnecessarily rolls her “R’s” is the greatest, especially when words don’t even have “R’s”, á la ‘morrrrivation’.
Yo, don't use gendered language homie! For all you know, they could be a snail 🐌
Latin-X
@lukelliott1 Tsk. You sound, like stupid trrrrrriggered, ju know? Gahhh. No manches. Furrrrreal. Pinche, pendejitis outbreak in jur home, or whatever.
😆
@@joshparris9675 is that like x men but brown?
Christina's Curations are 95% of the reason why I'm subscribed to this channel
Same here. I don't click on any YMH highlights faster than I click on new CC videos.
LMFAO Tom's reaction to the bee lady after the ear chick. She has the same energy as horse girls.
Don't insult horse girls
@@nationalsocialism3504 if you really think that's an insult, check out the German study they did on "horse girls". All that power between their legs and controlled by just a quiver of the leg ...... It's turbing for sure. Horse dudes are tough and shit though.
Your sister rose is dead
Hands down my favorite part of YMH
It makes my day when I get the notification that Christina has more toks to share with us! It's always the funniest & weirdest shit I've ever seen-- which is always a nice reminder that I gotta give myself a break, because I'm doing a damn good job with my life choices in comparison to some of these people. 😆
dont worry im sure lots of people say the same thing about you lol
It’s the only notification I get that makes me say ‘aww yess’ out loud before clicking on it
That's a cool way to look at it!
Ok, Sweetheart. Whilst I want to say keep doing you.........pretty sure "kickasscowgirl" has more victims than bee language girl, regardless of how she justifies them. Anywhoo........ Keep killin' it!
@@jamesandrews568 Okay, Sweetheart. Who said that's who I was referring to? If that's who you thought of first, I think that says more about you than it does me. But keep doing you! 😊
Christina deserves a Nobel Prize for her curations. They are truly becoming works of art
That prison girl is the real life Luanne Platter from King of the Hill.
Fantastic reference 😂
hahaha the hair dye part got me
Her fingers were like little waterlogged sausages
“If they were seasoned” 🤣
* Cue T.S. hurriedly sprinkling pepper on his ballbag
That lady talking about her non-monogamous relationship with the father of her child is one of the saddest things I’ve ever heard. I can’t stand people that disregard their own children when making decisions.
How does it affect the kids? Do they swing with them?
@@maleman1342 because as she said in the video she was dating too many people and it was creating distance between her and her husband. Why create problems with your children’s parent? No I don’t imagine the kids swing with them, but this type of behavior often leads to separation/divorce between parents. Now that would be a direct consequence which would affect the kids. Idk anything about her life, maybe everything is wonderful. But when someone has young children they should probably focus on the kids instead of exploring their sexuality with multiple people.
She just wanted a reason to let a bunch of dudes bust all up in that. She’s 100% for the streets.
That lady grossed me out. I know too many people think this behavior is normal, but it really makes me sick
It’s becoming normalized in the West. Fun stuff.
Tom gets so happy when he makes people uneasy with videos. For some reason, I find it absolutely hilarious when he gets uneasy from a video. I live for this shit lol
I think that's partially why Christina enjoys it so much.
@@colina1330 Oh for sure
Your Sister Rose Is Dead
Christina out here doin the lords work with these toks.
15:20 the absolute best part “O for fucks sake” 😂😂😂
Tom's for fuck sake absolutely killed me, that was from deep down in mans soul
Was told I need to lose some weight for health reasons and Tom's message of "Cry more, eat less" is my mantra because his sense of unapologetic humor is what motivates me.
If you’re out and about and see houses all around, there’s people like this just doin crazy shit right there.
That woman doing the noises had me crying laughing.
Did it now
@@713gk czcams.com/video/DEYVhVcxKB0/video.html yeah.
when tom seeks relief and then it's the bee lady again "oh for fucks sake!" dying
The rose joke is one of my late gpas favorites. Something like:
A man comes to the door with a telegram and a woman answers the door. She says, “Oh! A singing telegram! I’ve always wanted one of those!” The man says, “No ma’am, this is just a normal telegram.” She says “Oh please please sing it to me.” The man says, “Okay, here is goes….bu da ba da da DA! Your sister Rose is dead! She had a heart attack…”
Full disclosure, I'm stealing this😂😂
@@moiseulpasmoi Oh please do. We tell it often in his memory. Even make up our own “bad news telegrams”.
@@boman987 Thank you😂.
So it's just a bit? Man, I was really hoping that was how someone found out about their sister Rose.
Tom's worst nightmare, Christina becoming the Palomino Pony lady. 😂
Recently download the Tok and I’m so amazed at how she has procured this algorithm. It’s truly admirable
That was a hard combo for Tom to handle
These are never long enough. But to be fair 24 hours of this wouldn’t be long enough lol
Yyyyyup
Damn that song is going to be stuck in my head. "Your sister Rose is dead" It's a hit.
oh yeah there is tons of coffee in prison. The shit they serve is trash but the coffee from commissary is usually just maxwell house instant.
This was an amazing set of toks
the oh for fucks sake moment had me in tears.
I used to cringe and skip these segments waiting for Tom's horrible or hilarious, but overtime...it has grown on me. I finally understand the beauty that is not only these videos but Christina's algorithm. She out wierds tixtox in a way that actually.....makes it so bad...its fantastic. I look forward to these. Christina is a lowkey genius.
I want the singing telegram guy to do my death announcement. I want the harmonica. I want the makeup. I want the cute little hoodie he wears. It would be even better if he did a little tap dance.
I love these. Christina’s curations are my favorite
1:58
pinnacle of humor
I rarely share Nadav’s laugh out loud like an animal sentiment. Granted, I chuckle or get one or two ‘guffaws’ fairly often, but the first time I heard ‘Oh for fucks sake’ I was hysterical. I search ‘YMH light language’ on my down days just to get that serotonin boost. There’s nothing better than a genuine, heart felt exasperated ‘oh for fucks sake’.
The happiness boost reminds me of John Mullaney's joke and the "What's up pussycat" at a cafe. You feel the rage hit Tom again and that was golden ha ha.
I LOVE that story. Nice callback.
She got pregnant and made the guy be monogamous for a year and then she started hooking up tough and the guy was like 'maybe we should be mono again' and she was like 'noooo.....'
I’m having intense cramps, I turned this on for a good distraction. Instead I’m laughing hard and I’m in so much pain I’m dying and I’m so confused lmfaooo
Jfc, the poly lady is a lunatic
they always are
Nadav's laugh is always awesome
I would love to get the husband's perspective on the monogamy and The swinging!
That's one broken down dude... just empty and soulless inside
Maybe she had him neutered
I bet he would love a “monogamous period” all the time but she’s worn him down
I’ve been digging for three minutes because i needed someone to acknowledge that clip. People are fucking nuts. “We’ve been growing distant” yeah i think getting dicked down on the regular by strangers would do that to a married couple but what do i know lmfao
Baby sit the kid I need to go out and get fucked by every dude in the bar. At least we made it a year
I tagged christina in so many toks, I hope she gets to see them
I live to hear "I HEARD YOU BITCHES WERE LOOKING FOR ME" and "BITCH, HERE I GO."
#gothshavefun
that prisons lady’s eye wouldn’t stop staring at me
Her eyes made me think she possibly didn't need coffee.
I have never seen Tom and Christina sit with such rapt attention as when the lady talked about preparing for prison. They were both so personally involved with that Tok.
Loved this segment
I have to watch these videos multiple times so I can watch both Tom’s and Christina’s reactions to each video.
Had a really crapy day until 13:29 of this video. Thank you so much for being a fellow freak of nature. Your tiktok 's bring me so much joy and such an amazing boost to my own self esteem. You are awesome, thank you. P.s. started watching this podcast for Tom, then seen your tiktok's and are obsessed with your tiks Christina P. Keep up the good work you are both amazing, thank you!!!!!!
15:17 I said the same shit! 😂
Christina you are the best!
Happiness Bee Girl fills me with blinding, unbridled rage.
Thank you for sharing your tiktok curation Christina!!! Now I’m following amazingly hilarious tiktokers now foo… serio
That Indian guy is 110% of Indian men on social media
Tom: "Good. On to the next one. OH FOR FUCKS SAKE" ... I'm not sure how many times I've watched that part 🤣🤣🤣
Nadav cackling always gets me.
oh my god i haven t laughed as hard as i did at the singing telegram in a long time
the timing with the happiness boost video 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This video had me in tears 😂😂😂😂
Drinking Game for Christine’s Curations:
Every time she says “I don’t think he/she knows how TikTok works - Drink
Every time she says “This is a new lane of TikTok” Drink
Every time she snorts while laughing - Drink
This man's trying to give people cirrhosis 😂
Love these
This was the best one yet 😂
I wonder how many of us said FFS at the exact same time Tom did LOL That Soul.Heart.Opening woman is brutal!
What happened to her face??
She finds the best of the internet. 👌
The "for fucks sake" and the laugher was amazing
time to give myself brain damage lets gooooo!
"Are you about to be obsessed with me. Serrrrio." lol
I love how everytime there's a picture of Christina its from 20 years ago.
Curation only YMH needed
The teste one made me physically sick. Thank you and well done ❤
I love how tom only laughs at the one where death is mentioned
I wish I could be half as happy as Nadav. He completely cracks up over everything and just seems like life is a thrill ride for him.
There is DEFINITELY coffee in prison, just costs money. It’s used for sanity and bartering. 😂
I'm glad there are comedians that can embrace these personalities. Just 2, but I'll take it.
Nail lady has to be like “fork you” when she flips someone off 😂
a whole year!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉
Oh yeah I'll be your space cowboy 🤠
I watch for the background laughter.
Knowing what a psychopath Tom is, when he couldn't take more than 5 seconds of that crazy bee woman I pissed myself. Hilarious! Realizing that even Tom has a crazy limit is comedy gold!
How are there only 4k likes on this video? Only 4k people got to enjoy this?
15:19 about sent me to the grave! 🤣🙌
Tom's reaction after the ear girl vid ended LOL
That testical tiktok deeply upset me
I read this comment, braced myself but I can't tell you how underprepared I was. Jesus
The "your sister Rose is dead" joke is an old street joke. It's probably 50 years old. I heard it as a kid in the 80s from my mom.
I had to physically and mentally regain my composure after that testicle one. God damn, YMH, that was rough, and I say that even considering all the horrible shit I’ve seen and heard on this most excellent of podcasts. Well done, Mommies.
oh for fucks sake made me lose my shit guys that was A1
Christina going to be wearing turquoise jewelry by 50.
She's not 50?
Was having a kinda nothing/crappy day... the cut back to the bee lady cheered my the fuck back up!
Chicken hearts and gizzards are fantastic. My grandfather used to raise chickens and that was the snack of choice. Fried up nice ♥️
Nothing better than a palmetto pony!
That lady had shopping cart wheels in her ears.
That Bee Language chick looked like shes both 12 and 42.
christina is the reason i downloaded tik tok and gained a terrible habit
Absolutely the same x
There’s no way that poly stopped getting railed after saying she told her husband she needed time to ramp down. She kept getting clips dumped in her while they were “Monogamous” the 2nd time
Ive never almost thrown up so many times in a podcast clip
God damn when that bee lady came back LMAO
Getting a real camera 1/camera 3/Lucy lieu vibe.
bee activation was the best one, nevermind the happiness boost was the best one 🤣
“There’s a minute forty of this left”🤣
I feel like such a cool guy following safari sammie before YMH, she’s blowing up if she’s on here
That bee language and happy video"" is why you should do drugs 😂❤ love this chanel