Stop Pitching Sketches About Other Cast Members
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- čas přidán 24. 11. 2017
- I’m still sour about her sketch “Whoever Writes Our CZcams Video Descriptions Smells Like Cat Dander And Fart.”
Katie’s sketch pitches are clearly about the other cast members, and they’re far from positive. She tries to pretend they’re not, but Grant’s tears don’t lie.
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CAST
Katie Marovitch
Mike Trapp
Grant O’Brien
Raphael Chestang
Siobhan Thompson
CREW
Director - Ryan Anthony Martin
Writer - Katie Marovitch
Producer - Shane Crown
Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
Editor - Brandon Hauer - Komedie
AND SHE WROTE THIS PITCH.
Pitchception?
What is your legacy
Tell meee
Jebus
HAH!
Grant’s sadface physically hurts me I’m legit gonna cry
Yes, I know- it's so convincing and depressing
i wanna hug him and make him feel better
I'm such a broken person that his sad face turned me on.
Alovatololo lmfao same
im laughing at it
"You..."
- Grant 2017
😂😂
Shit imma use that as my yearbook quote- simple but elegant 🤣
Wow
Great conversation.
And 2018... Some say he's still trying to think of something to say :P
So revolutionary, so profound
Small details i enjoy:
- Grant visibly agreeing with Siobhan's microscope pitch
- Raph and Siobhan just both scrolling through pictures of pyramids on Google Images
- Grant loudly humming while crying as they all argue
Also, at 1:21
when Katie says "the woman who is luck to have celiac disease because nothing else is interesting about her" and she looks directly at Siobhan.
At 0:48 when Katie says guy who needs public speaking class she starts off looking at trapp but then darts her eyes over to grant who's at the far end
imposter alert 🚨
Has anyone spotted the illuminati symbol yet? I was expecting it to be in any of the shots with the pyramids but it's not
It’s Aph.
the raw emotion in grant's face is the best acting I've seen
Juliette so true
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He's a mood
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Awww poor Grant! Completely made me forget what an asshole he was in Hot Date.
“Woman who has been in America for too long to still have a British accent.” Love it.
OI FOOK YOU
She has an American accent. Now
@@namkedi I actually thought she was Australian.
@onmy computer2020gal I'm English too 😬 very surprised to hear she's from here lol.
@@namkedi That, I Don't Know.
The pan to Grant tearing up is the funniest thing ever
Tearing up? He was already crying.
You can see his tears if you focus on the side of his nose.
It makes me feel bad
I wanna cry afterwards
Grant should win an Oscar
i get sad
He looked genuinely fucking heartbroken, either Grant honed all of his acting skills into that one facial expression, or he didn't know what he was getting into and was genuinely broken by the comment lmao
“the woman who’s lucky to have celiac because nothing else about her is interesting” hits way too close to me as a person who has celiac and is also not interesting
Sameeeeee lmao
Your comment is interesting
Sad celiac noises
*Cries in broken intestine*
Stop lying. You are interesting
*Imagine if Grant's microscope bit was actually brilliant and metaphorical but Grant was just unable to articulate it. Please continue this bit. This keeps me up at night.*
Are you okay? Really, are you okay?
@@avocadosatlaw9406 they're genius
😂😂👌
I see it so clearly in my mind
🔬🔬🔬🔬🔬🔬
they've just done a Grant microscope sketch
I love how Grant's face show's soo much pain lol.
1,4 likes but still no comments. Just had to comment it looks so empty
The comments were deleted
Kevin Vu Why?
@@yeoldenmatey5899 idk
This world shall know pain -pain (leader of akatsuki)
"Katie you're being really mean to Grant... you know he can't help it" 😂 dead
You- ...
just so so tall but not in a good way.....
(Giggles)
Collegehumour 2017: Stop pitching sketches about other cast members.
Collegehumour 2020: TRUE FACTS ABOUT GRANT ANTHONY O'BRIAN!
I almost made this comment before seeing your comment.
brien*
That was written by grant tho
@@Kjajo it wasn't, it was written by some other dude
@@astro_5007 it was written by grant
**casually browses through photos of pyramids*
You can see an Illuminati in there
Yeah, was that a callback to something I missed? It was way distracting. Funny, tho.
I was noticing this aswell !
Illuminati Confirmed
oh i was wondering where it was! hiding in plain sight!
Wait... wait....
who pitched this?
theokchannel katie wrote it (discription)
blackanimecat2 the pitches in the vid are Katie's but it doesn't say Katie wrote the whole thing it's like fucking inception
My countries doesn't do thanksgiving because we didn't all kill native amairicans
Yeah, Katie’s the writer but who knows who pitched the concept.
If you haven't noticed the little clip at the end also tells you who wrote the sketch. And ofc in the description it was Katie.
sad grant highlights:
0:52 single-tear Grant
1:04 contemplating selfworth Grant
1:14 baffled Grant
2:12 loss for words Grant
2:37 coping with stressful situation Grant
He needs an adult
@@extremebenja_ Unfortunately he is an adult. DX
I LOVE loss for words Grant
PLS DON'T FORGET ABT QUICK WINK GRANT AT 0:32
@@absolutelynot524 I am only highlighting the sad Grant moments.
The thing is Katie had to actually pitch this sketch before filming it
i feel like Katie’s catchphrase is “fiiiiiiiiiine!”
backfandango that nasal screech should be trademarked!
No it’s GRANT OH’BRIEN!!!
*B O Y S*
No its te sound of sniffing a bag of cocaine in 4 seconds
No it im meat she even has a shirt that says it
So they sat down to pitch a pitch about a pitch?
Also I love how Katie actually wrote this
Not their first pitchception :))
ALEXANDER HAMILTON you have invented a new kind of stupid. A damage you can never undo kinda stupid. An open all the cages in the zoo kinda stupid. A clearly you didn’t think this through kinda stupid, let’s review you too a rumor a few maybe two people knew and refuted it by sharing an affair of which joined has accused you. I️ begged you to take a break you refused to. So scared of what your enemies will do to you you’re the kinky enemy you ever seem to lose to. You know why Jefferson gets what he wants he doesn’t dignify schoolyard taunts in a response!
It says she wrote it, but it doesn't say who pitched it. ;)
ALEXANDER HAMILTON I cannot wait for them to make fun of making pitches about making pitches about making fun of themselves for making pitches about making pitches
ALEXANDER HAMILTON love ur profile pic
Woman who's a druggie, yet still tries to convince her friends that they aren't eating healthy
Is it about Katie ?
Haha goteem good bois
@@mrcamel1905 No, it's not about Katie. Stop being paranoid.
I love how Siobhan and Raphael are just looking at images of pyramids on their laptops.
yes that's true
pyramids re rad
SIOBHAN MY QUEEN! NEVER ABANDON US AGAIN. DO YOU HEAR ME? NEVER!!!!
YESSS WE MISSED U!!!!!
Barna Bop I know!! I've missed her so much I've been rewatching old sketches lol
We missed you token British female
Barna Bop YASS GURL TELL DEM! TELL DEM!
This might just be a one time thing?
Mike said "Grant are you pitching a microscope again?" and I lost it immidiately
This channel's humour is excellent
@@zyaicob they should make a sketch comedy channel!
@@seopark7467 ...that would be nice. Seems like all they do now are game shows. A sad state of affairs; saved from bankruptcy by Chuck Woolery.
Katie in actual pitch meeting: "Girl who keeps pitching ideas about other cast members in a passive aggressive ways and does not shit her pants OR snorts cocaine."
"You... " And as his face started distorting. I felt that
No shit. Kinda hurts too.
Grant looks fragile...
Um me
True, I just want to give him a hug
666 praise Katie
Joakim Haglund he is such a good actor to the point where I want to hug him as well
So fragile you can only see his ego with a...
Oooh. What do you call those things...you see small things with em...
I felt so bad for Grant in this sketch.......
Gamer Kitten I JUST WANT TO GIVE HIM A HUG AND COMFORT HIM
+cyborgmaniac gamer wow calm down
GRANT IS SUCH BAE GRANT IS AMAZING HE'S MY FAVORITE I JUST WANT TO HAVE HIM AS A FRIEND AND JUST HUG HIM COMFORT HIM JUST SPEND TIME WITH HIM
@@bellsack8113
Well for me it would be a bro hug. His facial expressions was awesome in this sketch.
Aww no baby Grant noooo
Grant humming in the background to avoid listening is me when my social energy runs out in public 2:38
😂😂😂
I love that they did Katie's celiac sketch in an Italian restaurant, possibly one of the worst places to dine if you have celiac 😆
“Guy who is tall in an uncomfortable way” could be really good.
But how tall IS grant
@@Lucifersfursona Atleast 4 feet
I mean, kind of, they did it. The How Tall Is Grant? sketch kind of does this.
In an other sketch, Grant says he hates confrontation. Here, when things start to get tense, he shouts ”hmmmmmm” to cover the noise.
CONSISTENCY
true
Wait...how tall is Grant?
@@Rougarou99
It's a whole thing!
Geez! Why are they all flirting with Katie ... isn't she married?
THE BOYS
@@negasonicteenagewarhead3064 BOIIIS*
@@negasonicteenagewarhead3064 we're not boys!!!
@@billymoran3138 we're men!
cant believe it took them 2 years to do Grant's microscope pitch
Did they do it?
@@ylva1225 yeah 2 months ago
What’s it called
What’s it called?
@@microbialdoormat can't remember. I'll try to look it up
OMG SIOBHAN IS BACK!! and anyone else feel geneuinely bad that in every "sketch pitching" sketches its always portrayed as Grant having terrible ideas
When I saw Siobahn I was like, "is Siobahn is still a member"?
And Katie is always the crazy one
No because Grant ends up writing himself doing something disturbing with food in every sketch that he comes up with
I have a pitch for a sketch about friends who say they're gonna show up at 7 but then they can't come til super late and now I'm sat alone watching CZcams videos eating the snacks we were supposed to eat together
WE WERE GONNA WATCH THE ROOM GODDAMN IT GUYS, THE ROOM
Mohammad Tabbara ya see the punchline of the sketch is MY FRIENDS WON'T BE HERE FOR HOURS SO I'M STUCK BY MYSELF REPLYING TO MY OWN COMMENTS... by which I mean the character's comments in the sketch of course
I'll join you
ᴰᴶSn@@ke yooo sweet, what kinda pizza did you want?
If anyone gets Hawaiian, count me in, 'cause I'm certainly alone with that :))
(is the pineapple pizza also called hawaiian where yall live?)
(how strange it is that I felt like barging in too much, when that other person only wrote 2 minutes before me)
Grant's external reactions are my internal ones on a regular basis even though on the outside I'm literally equal parts everyone else.
“Where else am I supposed to get material from? All I *see* is you!”
Actually a good argument...
Awww, poor Grant 😂
thanks dude
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Mazequax I felt so bad when grant started crying 😭
Yes. ):
That's a cry face that would make Spider-man proud
grant's silent cry is me at all times
Grant: *shows genuine signs of distress*
The entire comment section: *W H E E Z E*
Why do I feel more emotion for grant than I do for my sibling
You see the worst and the best of siblings, but in this sketch all you see is Grant upset, your brain ignores the emotions Grant shows in other sketches, all you see is sad Grant
Grant is too fucking good at looking sad. I wanna cry
I know😢
SIOBHAN CHILD, YOU CAME BACK. HAIL SIOBHAN
where did siobhan go?
was this a talos principle reference
Hiatus idk what talos principle is xD
+Max Kohn she left collegehumor to pursue more of her own stuff
Grant's sad face at 0:54 is breakin my heart over here
God I laughed so hard at the last part HAHAHAHAHAHA
“I have Celiac Disease!” : )
Are those.. pictures of pyramids on their computers?
Itsyaboi Shay I was looking for else who noticed that
No, it's clearly cubes.
Illumimati confirmed
they hide "illuminati" stuff in their videos all the time
No, it's hentai.
Siobhan your hair looks AMAZING! PLEASE DONT LEAVE AGAIN!
I’m going everywhere
There are always images of Pyramid in any laptop shots ... I have noticed this in few other videos too.. 🙄😮😮
2:07 - 2:13
Why is Grant's crying so sad yet funny
*S I O B H A N' S BACK YAYY!!*
A J oh no, pls let her kill herself
A J I’m the 1k like... just sayin...
A J why did she leave?
My reaction as welll
Same!
Imagine a pitch meeting about this sketch lol
reuben choong it's a pitch meeting...about a pitch about a pitch meeting..DISCUSSING PITCH MEETING?!
Grant’s face is legit breaking my heart...💔💔💔
0:33 THAT QUICK WINK THO
*Siobhan is back! I missed her she was one of my favorite cast members!*
Zoltan Gyongyossy where was she?
Stevie Farr I think she took small acting roles in a couple TV shows, saw her in Broad City?
I'm just hoping that Zach comes back :(
Love Siobhan’s new hair!
;-; its ok sayori youre ok
1:04 Grants face is golden
Grant’s raw sad expression physically hurts me
Well at least Katie has moved on from sketches about the horrible things in her life and is now focusing other peoples horrible aspects...
Literally as soon as I clicked this and was watching the ad I was thinking “god I wish Siobhan and Cynthia would come back” and I almost GASPED when I saw my QUEEN
Enemy Ground Cynthia was my favorite, I still miss her :(
Enemy Ground actually she's not the queen she's the pharaoh cleopatra
Cynthia was my CH crush. Although sketches, written by her was too femenist for my liking.
Tbh i didnt really like cynthia
2:50 "instead of this passive agressive pitching about it (us) bullshit"
Omg if that's meant to be a play on "bitching" about us, that's so clever
Why dose everybody have pyramids on their computers?
So this is kind of like a sequel to their video “These Sketch Pitches Are Too Personal” except about everyone else instead of Katie.
Also, very happy to see Siobhan back on the show!!
Grant is such a good actor. How is he not on a show yet?
EclecticMillennial422 yes yes
as if we didn't lose enough people to SNL etc.
He was at some Samsung ads
EclecticMillennial422 not quite big enough
Maybe he wasn’t acting
Juat realised that they're all looking at pictures of pyramids on their computers
Ok but the fact that Katie’s outro talks about collegehumors secret site is ironic now that they’ve released dropout
Make a “Stop pitching sketches about pitching sketches” sketch.
btw if you want to know who pitches sketches, it’s always the person at the end telling you subscribe
sp00ky thanks man
Whoa
How do you know that?
Well actually, the writer is always credited in the description box
That's dope
The REAL pitch for this scetch must have been Soo meda.
Damn Grant. That face conveyed so much barely contained painful emotion. Honestly made me tear up a little.
Well done!
well i wanna see the microscope thing
elizabeth ellen me too
elizabeth ellen Hahaha!
elizabeth ellen agreed
What’s the first video where Grant tries to pitch a microscope?
Me 2!!
So much darkness going on inside Katie. Is she ok?
Shelby S I heard she has a cocaine addiction.
Javier Fernandez Didn't she also play a coke adict in the "To PC" sketch?
i heard she has like, really severe depression and won’t stop pitching about it
Anyone else here after the Grant episode of Breaking News?
He's grown SO MUCH.
Everybody, we really need a round of applause for grant, he had the most difficult lines of all the skits on this channel. These lines include a pitch thats definitely not a microscope, “you”, “mmmm mmmmmmmmm”, an pitch thats definitely not a microscope, and “hi, what can I get for you” all while looking like he’s about to cry
Stop making Grant cry :s lol
I know people are making a lot of comments about Katie and cocaine but I really like the running jokes with grant and him explaining sketches
haha same
I love how Raphael and Siobhan's laptops are just on pyramid pictures.
Grant crying is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while
Why are they looking at pyramids?
Iluminati?
They've looked at pyramids a couple of times...
Came here to find this comment.
Illuminati confirmed :0
@@lophtix7529 I just subscribed to you
At the end I thought they were going to suggest doing a bit where someone passive agressivly insults her co-workers durring a meeting
me too
same
Katie is so mean in these sketches I love it
I like how they are mostly looking at pictures of pyramids.
I was fully expecting Grant at the end to transition into his "Waiter" character.
Katie is so relatable tbh
Gregory Huerta or WOULD they. Its the perfect crime
Oh yeah im a coke addict too
The way Grant leans his head on Mike is so adorable.
It's like "we couldn't come up with anything good but Katie was mean to everyone, so let's do a sketch about how we couldn't come up with anything good but Katie was mean to everyone."
"Grant is a Huge Klutz Idiot" is the best mean sketch
And it was Zac the one who wrote it lmao
Grant! Stop pitching microscopes!
No wonder they cant make up a pitch, raph and siobhan are busy looking at pyramids.
I love that in the "real sketch" grant is suave and charismatic for the few seconds he's on screen, I don't know exactly why I love that moment so much but I always have done.
So wait, Mike Trapp is their boss?
in the sketch yas. Although I think he's been there longer than the others so he probably has superiority in the office.
The top off the collegehumor food chain
Maybe head writer
Yes, because he murdered Pat
I think Siobhan was there just as long, although I guess her break extends Mike's lead?
"I have Celiac Disease"
(turns to waiter smiling) "I have Celiac Disease"
What a relatable little quip!
“I have Celiac Disease”!
Might I recommend the endless bread bowl, Madam?
Yes, yes it is becoming more and more common and relatable, weird seeing it pop up all of a sudden as one who had ever since growing up and wait a minute did you assume my gender!? Just kidding, now if you'll excuse me I'll be over at the endless salad bar, can't wait to get lots of croutons and mac and cheese!
What exactly is the disease?
Bazooka, it's an intolerance to Gluten. There was a diet fad that claimed that gluten is bad for you WHICH I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT HERE AND ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO ALSO IGNORE.
My sister has Celiac's and growing up with her, she had those snack rice cakes when we had cookies, can't eat pizza, cake, sandwiches, fish sticks, any pasta or breaded or fried goods, literally anything that has gluten will slowly erode her intestinal walls preventing her from absorbing nutrients from other foods until she starves to death.
Celiac is the real, actual gluten intolerance disease. If you eat gluten you fucking die. You get sick and vomit and starve to death no matter how much you eat like some kind of Stephen King voodoo witch doctor curse. It's fucking horrible.
Grant shows so much pain, it's too much for my heart, I'm crying.
3:20 Why is she searching for pyramids?
Funny video, BTW :)
at 1:12, is Raph just... googling pyramids?
Y e s
Trying to be more subtle this time with pictures of actual pyramids on everyone's computer instead of sneaking an Illuminati symbol in somewhere. I see you CH 😏
imkindahungry04364 when I went back to see those the video froze and there’s an eye in the picture on the wall
Illuminati is a real organization btw.
imkindahungry04364
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I feel like Katie was actually pitching those sketches and then just decided to pitch the meeting she had been pitching in as the pitch and they did it.
Gran'ts crying was a little too real.
Grant is so cute. It really hits the feels when he has that face...
I'm impressed by grants acting skills
Katie's sketches always have something in common but idk what.. anw from all the sketches i love hers the most
i s meta, her sketches are meta af.
KINSLINK dark and meta af
Poor grant... he’s so sad...
Someone give him a hug
Whenever collegehumor doesn’t have an idea they do these pitch meeting videos
Grant’s “on the verge of tears face” is just so accurate and hilarious 😂