[Vinesauce] Joel - Religious Rom Hacking Extravaganza
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- Joel tries to make a bootleg himself, and because its Christmas time soon, Jesus Christ's holy presence is graced upon these unholy crappy games, enjoy.
Date streamed: 13 Dec , 2014
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This is the greatest thing to come out of Christianity since singing vegetables
***** This is the greatest thing to come out of Christianity since astronaut penguins
***** You must be really fun at parties
James Perez WHAT ABOUT BIBLEMAN?
The best thing to come out of christianity is the Almighty Loaf.
A Bonomini I forgot about that one. I believe you have won this comment chain once and for all.
All hail joelsus
B-b-bonzi?
"Hello, Expand Dong!"
***** Seid ihr das Essen?Nein, wir sind der Jäger!
Bonzi?
You have repented?
Velvet Scarlatina Isn't it called "Sind wir das Essen? Nein, wir sind die Jäger!"?
I don't know about this
Better check the Broble
If it's alright to eat grilled Mormons, this should be ok.
DarkLink1996 I LOVE KENTUCKY FRIED MORMON.
***** THE JAN TRAN CAN CAN???
***** yas
I want Joel to start his own religion, mostly concerning the false prophets of bootleg games, the songs of Sam getting high and killing Frodo, and scripture mostly concerned with systematically destroying pieces of advanced technology.
A Joeltheist?
Jobelism.
Grand dad worship
***** probably
Don't forget about Vinny Christ.
I am no longer an atheist I am now a devout Christian and giving up my life of sin and now praise Gargd!!!
Say no 2 drugs say yes 2 gargd
funnywarnerbox300 Who is gargd? Is that like a Star Trek villain or something?
Hermos Did you not watch the video?
ComixInc Animations Not all of it
Hermos Then watch every single microsecon of it you scrublord
Yes, I am real Mario. You want to go skate bords?
-suddenly dead orphans, and Mario kick flips
Velvet Scarlatina YES BABE I AMS THE REAL MAN, WANTS TO GO SKATEBOARDS.
*whisper* skateboards
Not even a minute in yet and I'm giving a like just for this choir dance remix.
The opening song probably incited extreme nostalgia to anyone who went to a Christian school.
Our God is an Awesome God - techno remix
Sunny M Fucking hell as soon as I heard 'our god' I froze
I remember when i was a kid, every Sunday they'd have us sing that crap. It's burned into my skull
Sergo, ikr XD
Anyone who went to Christian school and experiences nostalgia about it isn't someone I'd ever want to party with.
As a Christian, May I just say this the funniest fucking thing I have seen all day? God fucking bless you Jobel. You beautiful man.
Jobel?
+chiveswinston
Jorg
Jorgel
Jobel
Joel
Uncle Jorbel
Ungle Joel
Joelpai
SkeleLord
The Midi Master
One man…many names.
+TooEliteForYou ew yuck
+TooEliteForYou *tries not to comment about your profile pic*
you call yourself a Christian?
hell will disagree but I am sure you find that out yourself^^
Here let me summarize the comments so you don't have to read them. "I'm a Christian but I'm not offended" "Fuck religion" "I'm an atheist but I respect peoples beliefs". Here's a word of advice, if you have to talk about religion, don't.
Thank you for saving me from that, Based Dio
RadicalMongoose Also add Im an atheist im clearly right clearly your wrong no reason. What you have evidence FAKE proven by sceince sceince is bull shit! Hey look science says this you can not say no.
o.o I have heard lines in orders like that before.
***** I thought you were saying that please add quotation marks. Quotations save lives :^(
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+RadicalMongoose I mean......we're on a "religious" youtube video, I think we can put aside the "religion is cancer" act for ONE video, just one
I thought the "Vine-mushroom" should have been a "Divine-mushroom".
I think the origin of the Vineshroom is Vinny because of Vin at the beginning of his name sauce I don't know where that came from
HAMY SHANKY What?
"It's just a goddamned cross.
Well, it shouldn't be goddamned..."
Oh my literal God, that song at the beginning. How over the top can you get? It's even funnier at twice the speed.
On an unrelated note, Saturday is the Sabbath, but for some reason Sunday is the traditional day of worship.
Headset Guy I think it has something to do with Jesus having Passover with his Disciples on Sunday, or that he was resurrected on Sunday, or something like that?
Only this channel can make me look at an image of Jesus(?) riding Yoshi with armpit hair in the corner for several minutes while hearing 'Our God is an Awesome God' remix for several minutes.
Why is there so much edge in these comments? I thought this was about video games, not fedorable religious wars.
This time it wasn't us atheists. We are not the ones offended. Hue.
Because tumblr is leaking.
blackthorn2200 Tumblr is the devil. In the original bible it said tumblr, not devil. This is 420% correct (blaze it)
no fun allowed
Ay m8.
I'm not Christian but damn that beat
Ikr. Also, I stumbled across this stream via autoplay, and at first I was thinking "Wait, did it autoplay to a different youtuber?" then I heard Joel talk about Duane XD
Super Mario Bros. Sunday School Adventure Omega Nuclear Strike II: The Movie: The Game
"I laughed my ass off" is a gigantic understatement of my reaction to this.
Super Mario Bros. Såndei Skül Ädventscher Omega Nuklir Streike II: Te Movi: The Gäm
"Ei Laghed Mei Äss Off" Is a Gigäntik Ånderstätement Of Mei Riäkschen Tu Tis.
The comment section is filled with edgy 14 year olds who are just really clever and should be respected because of their stellar beliefs.
I'm similarly an athiest, but I dont like to talk about it edgily in the comment section of a random unrelated video.
(posts that photoshop of the ShTH logo that just sais "OW the EDGE")
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/gaming/Lying+Fuck/xfexGks/41
2edgy4me
Me, the representative of 14 year old atheists has cum. I can safely say that these fedorable atheists are indeed fake and gay. Underline fake.
Pitt van Expand Dongen my dick exploded
"We have to make Mario Jesus"
Vitrx He looks like Hulk Hogan
you know Jesus would like these bootlegs.
Tiny the Rock Johnson I don't think he will
gargd is the fourth mario brother; he and sponge are mortal enemies
What is the song in the beginning, Joel, because that is one awesome song and even though I am atheist, I feel like I need to give them props on the peppy song.
Then you're not a real atheist.
Eh?
So, an Atheist cannot enjoy, honestly hilarious Music?
inb4 someone says Darude - Sandstorm.
I just searched, "Our God is an Awesome God remix" and found "Our God is an Awesome God techno~".
Swanto84 Thank you, I might have to check it out in my free time and give 'em a like.
And seriously, TheSolid Midget ? Come on man, you gotta be tolerant n' shit.
JESUS DAD???? CHRISTONES??????
God bless this mess.
Super Mario Sunday School Adventure Omega Nuclear Strike 2: The Movie: The Game
Checkmate Atheist
Alcendence
If the Flying Spaghetti Monster isn't god, then why are the planets shaped like meatballs? CHECKMATE CREATIONISTS!
Creationists: 0
Pastafarians: 1
Because Gargd hates Meatball.
The only channel that i can watch videos over a hour long and not get bored
What makes grand dad so funny is how he goes "GRAND DAD?!" And then after that he says "FLINTSTONES?!" And it's how he says it. Also having that voice helps.
Where can I download Super Vinesauce Bros 3 Religious Fanatic Edition? Follow up question, does it come in midi?
Oh my god i remember that opening song from an SFM i watch like 2 years ago
Greatest stream ever! Not because of Jesus, because of Joelsus!
HAIL SANTA!!
Travis Mull hahaha
*Kirk Cameron Voice*: "Santa, Satan SAME LETTERS"
I was the guy who made the goomba that said "why Joel"
Ok?
that is not something to be proud of
Of course it is, lol jk
What
[Insert joke about being a 14 year old fedora wearing Atheist because I'm original and funny please love me my parents hate me]
+Bandit
p3ng1un 0f d00m
i know why parents hate you :D
+Shoco462 DON'T
The stereotypical flamboyant atheist(often goes around publicly denouncing religion in all it's forms because it's "foolish") is often depicted wearing a fedora.
+The Goofball furry
To explain Hokuto No Ken (Fist of the north star) a bit better than Joel did, the main character, Kenshiro, was killed by his "friend", Shin, during the apocalypse, and his girlfriend was kidnapped by Shin(this is not a spoiler, it's the main plot). Than he is resurrected somehow, so he kills people who kill the innocent, using an ancient martial arts technique, which is called Hokuto Shin Ken. Also, he looks after two orphan kids.
I know this is going to be a good stream when the first minute makes me spit out my fucking drink
*insert religious argument here*
YOU FUCKING RACIST BITCH (am i doing it right?)
Fu** me, you're a fukin druggo
***** that's not an argument, it's a fact
jeezoo iz nut rel
+Lenny Lamo rasist
I immediately converted to Satanism after watching this.
+Cameron Kennedy good
+Cameron Kennedy HAIL SANTA
Cameron Kennedy me too
Once you see Skateboarding Mario Jesus, there isn't much left to see.
NEW DRINKING GAME: when Joel says "Ya know what tho" you drink. If he says "ya know what tho, ya know what tho" drink twice.
If you're with friends, you pick a team. When he says "ya know what tho" YOU drink, but when he says "Oh man" or "Jesus" your friends drink!
Joel should make bootlegs for a living.
O U R G O D I S A N A W E S O M E G O D
Oh god... That opening reminds me of my catholic high school choir days.. Our choir had to sing that for opening mass on Fridays. It was horrible... Thanks for the dubstep remix of terrible flashbacks, Joel! 😝😁
I haven't laughed this hard since I heard Vinny read 'Life is a Highway'
WARNING! WARNING! FLAME WARS INCOMING!
Pete Detrick call in a troll strike...
hulk hogan is jesus
would it be coincidental that jontron had uploaded a video about noah's adventure 2 on the same date joel had streamed religious bootlegged games and *both* would have butthurt anuses complaining about religion
Take a shot every time Joel says "You know what tho"
All my friends died from liver poisoning.
+Nate Dogg
let us have a moment of silence for our fallen friends.
love your pic xD
+Murrmor Meerkat I love my death
FIST START BUTTON
Wow I love Jesus
The GabeN is the only god i need. Praise the Gaben!!
Listen to when he stomps the Koopas at 43:58
Perfect timing.
i could hear the stupid arguments the moment i just looked at the thumbnail
+Gunnur Where are they? All I see are people complaining about non-existent 14 year old edgy atheists
Master Matthew *GASP*
so wait, are you mad at the atheists ore the believers? or both(they're just as retarded)
hi
im a 14 year old edgey athiest
athiesim is cool
Bad trolling there mate
Well that's troubling
minds of well be bait concerning that NONE of you got the joke and instead went full-on triggered.
i win
get the fuck off my post *normies*
TheAyJayMan g G Fuck your post
OMG.... the beggining of this stream was....
OMG... I cant breathe.... shit, I spilled my cereal, thanks Joel
Let's all go read the brobile!!!
IT'S THE BROBLE, NOT THE BROBILE! Get your shit straight, bro.
Punisherfan123 Brobile sounds like what happens when the frat house's plumbing backs up and flows from the shitter like a river of cancer.
Ballfairy Bruh, you like totally deserve a "Medal of Bronor" for that.
***** Have a bro-hug from me, a completely bromosexual bro-hug.
It's an added bronus.
30:37 The anti-anti-christ
Of fucking course Joel accidentally picks black jesus.
Jesus was brown. He grew up in the middle east.
Codyak13
I don't really understand how a White Jesus came in the equation.
Codyak13 I know that, but that picture that Joel picked is specifically Black Jesus.
Duderica
Probably because Jews are not black
Ronald Reagan was the devil and the government is lying to you about 9/11.
*Kappa*
Excellent Cancer
Rebtand. 👌👌👌
Smoke Smoke ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Excellentcanc.er
Appak
"Jesus didn't come here to give us the willies! He came here to help us out!"
When Joel brought up the nose thing, I was reminded of how my grandma would always say I was missing a toe and how much that messed me up as a kid
this is my weekend
popcorn and joel streams
I'm gona make super mario sunday school adventure omega nuclear strike 2 thw movie the game
Takun yuno saiko hahaha
"How do I turn this game into a christian game? it's a game aboit exploding people!"
Ever heard of 'Sunday Funday'?
Joel have you thought about uploading a montage of all the best duane dance moments from your stream. .
"this video is too blasphemous for bootleg jeebus"
joel is jeebus
Merry Christmas, let's celebrate with Uncle Jobel!
Still waiting for a Quario Bros. ROM hack, Joel. You know its a good idea.
0:01 Who else cant avoid thinking of Griefer Jesus from Darkviperau's chaos streams?
1:12:19 can anyone tell me the music Joel brings up there?
"The little ships"
The goombas were so funny, I choked on a sandwich.
Super Mario Maker DLC confirmed.
?
Mario maker 2 dlc confirmed
GAFINO
fucking
DAD
This stream has made me look back and wonder how different humanity would have been if Adam and Eve didn't eat the fruit.
Pyrolex lol they didn't even exist
For a game called FIST of the North Star, Kenshiro sure does kick a lot...
I fucking knew you were going to play that song at the beginning.
Was the start seriously a religious 90's disco track? Where does Joel keep finding such stuff.
(Kermit's voice)
JOEL?!?!
DID YOU DOWNLOAD BOOBS AGAIN JOEL?!!?!?
I fucking love the remix for the intro. I've been looking for it for a while. I can't tell if I like it ironically or unironically.
AH thank you! I had to pick up someone when this started so I missed this whole thing!
I get all kinds of gay when Joel says "oh baby"
Joel that intro 😂😂😂
Praise Jesusutton
Oh god I almost died from the part where Mario is running around and Joel is making those noises.
I swear that fucking itro was the best, i cant stop hearing "Our god is an awsomenaut" in stead of "Awsome god"
The song at the beginning is perfect. I don't care who you are or what your beliefs are that song is absolute beauty. And I'm an atheist.
+Joseph Dipalo dude it's been a year. let it go
+Joseph Dipalo How is Let it Go better than Our God is an Awesome God? Oh.....you're joking. You aren't making anyone laugh, though.
Love the song at the beginning
The Holy Bibl is a great buk.
Hail, Joelus.
An hour ago, I shit you not. I was watching the NES video below this video
Ok?
A reading from the Gospel of Matthew, chapter 7, verse 4:
"THANK YDU GARGD! BUT DUR PRGNCESS GS GN ANDTHER CASTLE!"
Here endeth the lesson.
I went down to comment section looking for flame wars. I am shocked to see none. This is a breakthrough.
This comment section is full of people who are saying that this comment section is full of edgy atheists when it's really not
oh christmas time oh christmas time my eyes bleed with fire
My life is better now, from watching this
i dont know why but no matter what im watching that fucking "ooh. ooh nooo. oooooooh noooooooooo." makes me laugh so much every fucking time
oh man, first thirteen minutes and my sides already hurt
I'm watching this on its anniversary
AAAAAGH!!! HAIRY ARMPITS!!! GET THEM AWAY!
Amazing grace,
How sweet the sound,
Of Joel
Laughing...
Laughing...