I have a beardie and big boy crestie with missing toes when I got them and a baby girl crestie who was a frog butt when I adopted her too so I get it 💚 you can’t help but give them extra love 🤗
@@whitescreen2903 in desperate times some species are capable of parthenogenesis - females lay unfertilized eggs that develop into genetic clones of the parent. These particular geckos went further, it's now obligatory with males being rare and largely sterile. Also these geckos do a girl-on-girl thing to start the process.
With the ants eating eyes, that has happened with a skink in my yard that I had to grab because they jumped him and were nibbling his head so I had to pick them off
Make sure to get a really confident but gentle grip before trying to get their mouth open. You can rub your finger on the side of their mouth to get them to open up. Cresites have much more obvious sacks
Boil some water and add 2 tablespoons of baking soda, white vinegar and cloves and key it cool and then spray it around your doors and widows arms you won't have any bug problems 😊
The small ones with the dust buster face are Candoia species, not 100% sure, but I think they're Candoia Carinata Carinata (Solomon's Island Tree Boa).
Yeah, ants are evil. The ones that find their way into my bedroom are the big black ones and they bite. And it hurts. I found a queen in the house about a week ago, she'd found her way into my dogs' water bowl. So she got flushed down the toilet.
Don’t make Zephyr come out of the closet before he’s ready
Underrated
BAHAHAHA
😂
My name is Zephyr and I'm closeted help-
@@meydrgonme too
Cloaca pilgrimage💀
Absolute chad
LOVE IS IN THE AIR. finger crossed for lots of eggs this summer
Bless that skinny king! May their offspring prosper.
🤞🏻 I’ve already got a tank ready and I’m already on Patreon 😂
@@spiwolf6998 those precious babies snakes 🐍 I may ask for one of those since my whole game room is geckos 🦎 now
I have a beardie and big boy crestie with missing toes when I got them and a baby girl crestie who was a frog butt when I adopted her too so I get it 💚 you can’t help but give them extra love 🤗
You can prevent escape of the fruit flies by popping the container in the fridge for about 5 minutes before you need to open it and collect flies!
You cut a glory hole for fingers? Man I want to be a gecko…
Lmao
that just makes me think of someone cutting a door sized hole in a wall and proudly calling it a gloryhole 😂
🎵 TONIGHT THE MUSIC SEEMS SO LOUD 🎵
🎵🎶I WISH THAT WE COULD LOSE THIS CROWD BABY ITS BETTER THIS WAY WE HURT EACHOTHER WITH THE WORDS WE WANNA SAY WE COULD HAVE BEEN SO GOOD TOGETHER🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵
🎷WE COULD'VE BEEN SO GOOD TOGETHER, WE COULD'VE LIVED THIS DANCE FOREVER...BUT NOW...WHO'S GONNA DANCE WITH ME? PLEASE STAY...🎷
🎷 🎶
🎶 🎷
NOW THAT YOURE GONE 🎶
I love the tiny lesbian gecko army
Not being homophobic but why are they called that?
@@whitescreen2903 in desperate times some species are capable of parthenogenesis - females lay unfertilized eggs that develop into genetic clones of the parent. These particular geckos went further, it's now obligatory with males being rare and largely sterile.
Also these geckos do a girl-on-girl thing to start the process.
Oh, there's a better explanation in literally the previous short.
@@mr.textwall5327 so basically they are living the life of Modern day feminists.
@@whitescreen2903What.....
You realize being lesbian and being feminist aren't the same thing, right?
"Cloaca pilgrimage"
"Copulation nation"
Imma go ahead and take these
Did you make a Gecko Glory Hole???????
I...never thought i would hear that sentence in my life...
"and that can really mess with the vibe"
😭 this is the most calm way of explaining something bad. im taking it
“cloaca pilgrimage” is crazy 😅
Is that why my crested gecko has been getting so frisky lately? They want a spring fling?
I honestly genuinely enjoy your joy for your animals. It's great to watch. Your humour is enjoyable as well.
How did he know that Alex keeps his secret girl snake at the top of the closet???
I too go out on a cloaca pilgrimage from time to time, still find nothing 😂
No dude you .....cannot call it that we definitely don't give birth and shit n piss out of the same hole like reptiles do !
Maybe cause your looking for cloacas, fyi humans don’t got those
@@nightmara3386 ik, ik, I was just making a joke if me finding 'no bitches'
Are you into birbs? 🤨
DAMN SHE LEFT HIM LIKE THAT!?,!?!😂😂😂😂😂
Oh she left him. Just got me on the floor
Poor anole
I'm new to this channel and the term "tiny lesbian gecko army" took me by surprise
Mourning geckos, they're an all female species
Aka. The lesbean gecko army
'I cant find Zephyr ANYWHERE'
Me, high as shit watching this: fck yyou want
Caaaan you feel the loooove toniiiight 🦁 ✊️😔
The tiny lesbians are just so dang cute
The anole that got dumbed looked like he was gonna off himself
#copulationnation 🗣️‼️
"she left him"
(berserk - guts theme starts playing)
My name is actually Zephyr so hearing that first one was a bit surprising 😭😭
How’s the pilgrimage going?
the barrier between the two cages and the comment about 'should i remove it 😏' seems like something that would be on a dating show 😭
Not the glorious hole 💀💀💀💀
she left him :(
The panic as the cup tipped 😂
Snanic
Cloaca pilgrimage PLEASE
It's raining reptiles, hallelujah!
Have *you* been feeling the vibe as well?
A cloaca pilgrimage 😂
I could never have snakes roaming around my house I’d cry 😭😭
My bearded dragon barely survived tail rot and lost some of his tail, sp that lesbian gecko hits a little close to home.
New Children/Eggs……. YIPPEEE🎉
Skinny new boyfriend sealed the deal
This guy is just the reptile version of Luke’s Goldie’s
Top 5 saddest breakups
"Oh she left him" cracked me up
She was so done with him XD
MAN, I LOVE REPTILES
With the ants eating eyes, that has happened with a skink in my yard that I had to grab because they jumped him and were nibbling his head so I had to pick them off
‘‘Tis the season, and they are all in the mood.🖤🇨🇦
Them: S E X P L S 😭
Crested anole spotted
Take the wall down. Let them be together‼️😀😀😀😀😀😀😀🦎🦎🦎🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
"what do you think🍆" is wild
Cloaca Pilgrimage... You sir win CZcams
Can you show us your cricket breeding setup?
i have such a fat crush on this man
Day 1 no schlurp and zephyr ALREADY tweakin 😭🙏🏼
I didnt lnow about the ants part. How do you get ants out?
I saw some anoles doing it together on my windowsill the other morning, they getting real frisky out there 😅
“The reptiles do seem to get a little quirky at night.”
..the animals do get a lil' bit quirky at night
You could take just the audio of this short and put it over stock footage of high school kids and it would make just as much sense
I'm raising up baby spiders and i can't wait till they outgrow those cursed flies.
i got jumpscared by you saying zephyr bc thats my lizards name, lol
i love this channel so much
...you made a Reptile Glory hole.
Penelope is my name, by the way I love the orange snake and that's my favorite color, so that's a good name for my favorite color animal too😂❤
You know what they say about SPRINGTIME!
Brb leafystreet gotta do my chores
Fun Time ! ... 😊👍
"uuuuh, you panicked" 😂
But the harmless to me BUP😂
Interesting...
Zephyr ghoul ref
Alternate FranzJ
This channel is genuinely hilarious and is very fascinating. I love the lesbian gecko army so far, how large of an army is this going to be?
Do you have any tips on getting your crested to let you check it's calcium sacks?
Make sure to get a really confident but gentle grip before trying to get their mouth open. You can rub your finger on the side of their mouth to get them to open up. Cresites have much more obvious sacks
@@leafystreet thank you very much! I'll try that tonight!
❤❤❤
Hi
CLOACA PILGRAMAGE
Poor sephire went back into the closet
Not the "thats what youve been missing" after the "give it a lil sniff" oy no!!!!!!!🤢
You panicked😂
a glorious hole
Toes is no longer a widow?!
Poor flYYY
Leafy if there is a baby egg pls call it fingers toes and fingees
gecko army!
Gg
In all fairness, when are fruitflies NOT mating?
Dont ever say 'cloaca pilgrimage' again 😭
does this mean more geckos maybe?
aH 🐜
"Copulation Nation" = lmao
Is there any way you can send me a gargoyle gecko to india pls pls pls
Fingers bout to go to pound town
zephyr ir zyphur is a name i want so bad
Boil some water and add 2 tablespoons of baking soda, white vinegar and cloves and key it cool and then spray it around your doors and widows arms you won't have any bug problems 😊
The ants what?????
What lizard is toes
What kinda boas r those
The small ones with the dust buster face are Candoia species, not 100% sure, but I think they're Candoia Carinata Carinata (Solomon's Island Tree Boa).
Be for real, you put the snake in the closet.
Ants can hwat
Yeah, ants are evil. The ones that find their way into my bedroom are the big black ones and they bite. And it hurts. I found a queen in the house about a week ago, she'd found her way into my dogs' water bowl. So she got flushed down the toilet.
Full moon!
brainrot
For once he made a video that isn't about the "lesbian gecko army"
“They can eat the reptiles eyes, so that can really mess with the ViBe 🫶☮️💞🌈✌️”