The Real Reason Humans Are Banned From Galactic War | Best HFY Stories

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Komentáře • 82

  • @ryanhampson673
    @ryanhampson673 Před 2 měsíci +58

    “How could you do this?”
    Commander Stone: “My armor is contempt, my shield is disgust, my sword hatred.”

  • @HomicidalTh0r
    @HomicidalTh0r Před 2 měsíci +41

    War happens. Humans: vibrate with excitement. Everyone else: sweats.

    • @mikkelnpetersen
      @mikkelnpetersen Před měsícem +3

      *WAR*
      Human: "Playtime?"
      All aliens: "No, not playtime"
      Human: "All work and no fun"

  • @ioele1000
    @ioele1000 Před 2 měsíci +39

    Stories like these forget that most Aliens aren't Hive minds. They would also have "extremists", racists, anarchists, etc. As long as they are capable of being individuals, it will be there.

  • @TheHighborn
    @TheHighborn Před 2 měsíci +89

    Hans, get ze Geneva Checklist

  • @WardGray-yo2mx
    @WardGray-yo2mx Před měsícem +11

    Corpral!
    Yes, General?
    Get my geneva checklist!
    Yes, General!

  • @sephuris5555
    @sephuris5555 Před 2 měsíci +26

    Look at our boy sanguinis launch an all out defense

  • @eliaspanayi3465
    @eliaspanayi3465 Před měsícem +7

    "Theyre weak, they need rules for war" to "holy shit, thats what happens when they have no rules"

  • @Guardias
    @Guardias Před 2 měsíci +11

    Some serious scapegoating of humanity.

  • @benmag9830
    @benmag9830 Před 2 měsíci +10

    If they thought the humans were brutal they haven't met the doom slayer and master chief yet!

    • @Hoadorfer
      @Hoadorfer Před 12 dny

      Everything of human creation

  • @ddooodddoo
    @ddooodddoo Před 2 měsíci +8

    The picture looks like it belongs in warhammer 40k

  • @nikpapado9785
    @nikpapado9785 Před 2 měsíci +26

    Ya all into 40k but you dont know yet.

  • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
    @stillcantbesilencedevennow Před 2 měsíci +17

    Tbf, Stone wasn't wrong. It seems this is set during a new war against the Zorgans. Maybe they should have wiped em out. I dunno...

  • @butterbar9680
    @butterbar9680 Před 2 měsíci +14

    Silly aliens, if God wanted you to live, would create you in his image! Humanity First!

    • @KingJim97
      @KingJim97 Před měsícem +3

      Human supremacy 😂 i love it

  • @PrimarchMJ
    @PrimarchMJ Před měsícem +6

    People: Go to war with humans somehow involved.
    Humans: HANS!!! REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WE DON’T REALLY TALK ABOUT BACK IN 45?!

    • @pencilcase8068
      @pencilcase8068 Před měsícem +1

      well that was a fun time wasn't it :)

    • @Hoadorfer
      @Hoadorfer Před 12 dny

      ​@@pencilcase8068 yes it was fun

  • @warpstrike
    @warpstrike Před 2 měsíci +7

    Ai art here pulling a "Games workshop" move here, taking "inspiration and totally not plagiarising existing work". Just funny to see the table turning. 🤣

  • @shootingjester2780
    @shootingjester2780 Před měsícem +5

    This story’s veil is so thin, you can just see “Orange Man Bad” written under it. Lol

    • @peenoice5176
      @peenoice5176 Před měsícem

      I dunno, at the end the extremist was right and a war was starting again.

  • @willadeefriesland5107
    @willadeefriesland5107 Před měsícem +2

    War isn't a game, but humans play it to win. We need other opponents... nonhuman ones. Wonder why we have no alien visitors here?...

  • @tobolulo
    @tobolulo Před 2 měsíci +11

    Humanity First Humanity First Humanity First.

  • @holarndius
    @holarndius Před 2 měsíci +3

    Why do so many of these stories have leaders going hand to hand? We stopped fighting like that a LONG time ago IRL, because its more dangerous than just shooting the thing in font of you.

  • @pheonixheart1125
    @pheonixheart1125 Před dnem

    Ah another instance of "Silly aliens, we were made in God's image, not you."

  • @BSasafrasK
    @BSasafrasK Před 2 měsíci +7

    I fully support the humanity first movement, Stone was already proven right by the new conflict. Also they should get rid of the president and appoint a sort of immortal empire leader type person.

  • @hadesdogs4366
    @hadesdogs4366 Před 7 dny

    Nothing beats the cold hard truth of reality and that’s simply that humans will never let go of our point sticks😂

  • @tvbme438
    @tvbme438 Před 2 měsíci +6

    It’s called human rights for a reason

  • @tommothedog
    @tommothedog Před 2 měsíci +3

    America cant hold Afghanistan but Humans are the moat dangerous things in space.

    • @WarmasterWirMustard
      @WarmasterWirMustard Před 2 měsíci

      Thats cause america and afganistan are filled with, guess who? Humans.

    • @joshsnethen2440
      @joshsnethen2440 Před měsícem

      If you don't know what the fuck you're talking about don't talk. You can kick all the ass you want to if you're ordered to drop everything and leave you have no choice. If you weren't there, don't comment.

    • @willadeefriesland5107
      @willadeefriesland5107 Před měsícem

      Of course America held Afghanistan. We just couldn't do what we wanted with it... what with not being allowed to keep alive only the population we wanted. Casualty counts that high of your enemies gets frowned on by others. It's called genocide. We have to 'play nice'...

    • @scottlail9210
      @scottlail9210 Před měsícem

      Afghan space commando, would pretty much unbeatable.

    • @pencilcase8068
      @pencilcase8068 Před měsícem

      it was a pvp match to be fair, if we were to go against other space guilds they'd likely be horrified at our tendency to war while being fragile by animal standards

  • @wobatan8833
    @wobatan8833 Před 21 dnem

    LOL

  • @johnkochen7264
    @johnkochen7264 Před 2 měsíci +5

    A lot of these stories glorify how utterly ruthless, brave and proficient humans are at war and killing others. I’m not sure if this is a message I want to keep hearing time and time again. It gets really old really fast.

    • @findiwindles
      @findiwindles Před 2 měsíci +1

      The stories of inter-species comradeship and co-operation are far more preferable, in my opinion.

    • @nikpapado9785
      @nikpapado9785 Před 2 měsíci +8

      Yes Inquisitor, these heretics right here.

    • @findiwindles
      @findiwindles Před 2 měsíci

      @@nikpapado9785 Yeah, that's pretty funny. Thanks for the giggle.

    • @nikpapado9785
      @nikpapado9785 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@findiwindles There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.

    • @findiwindles
      @findiwindles Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@nikpapado9785I'm not very familiar with Warhammer 40K, but I think the upcoming film may well be worth a viewing. Henry Cavill playing an Inquisitor could make for some good entertainment.

  • @timothymay6548
    @timothymay6548 Před 2 měsíci +3

    That was a awful waste of time. What a terrible story!! Won’t be back