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  • A group of cable representatives make it difficult for a customer to cancel his cable subscription.
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  • @SuperBC1975
    @SuperBC1975 Před 2 lety +28695

    This is exactly what it feels like to cancel cable. This is not a sketch, it's a documentary.

    • @CottonCandySkie
      @CottonCandySkie Před 2 lety +471

      As a former customer service worker for the cable company…100% truth!! 😂😂☠️

    • @djalliville
      @djalliville Před 2 lety +46

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @aidanyelsma7762
      @aidanyelsma7762 Před 2 lety +232

      So I guess my plans to never buy a cable subscription is reasonable.

    • @GreenEyedLady
      @GreenEyedLady Před 2 lety +186

      My God, my BP was rising w every transfer. So accurate.

    • @rosemaryfuller4448
      @rosemaryfuller4448 Před 2 lety +31

      Oh thank God you feel my pain!!! The only this ng you can do is pay your bill.....again and a again....

  • @queenb7013
    @queenb7013 Před 2 lety +12530

    The most unrealistic thing about this skit was no one asking if he wanted to participate in a 8 minute survey after the call

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Před 2 lety +114

      That's because he hung up before that could happen.
      Also, I hope the writers or cast members take advantage of the fact that Melissa Villasenor and Sarah "Squirm" Sherman almost look alike (or at least have the same laughing face).

    • @JuanKenobiObi
      @JuanKenobiObi Před 2 lety +20

      haha. yes that was a miss

    • @mathewwadsworth3015
      @mathewwadsworth3015 Před 2 lety +36

      That's coming after the land line goes in.

    • @armandoucles5346
      @armandoucles5346 Před 2 lety +10

      YES!!! 💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣

    • @OutAllDay
      @OutAllDay Před 2 lety +59

      Always click “yes” to participate in survey. They will generally be faster and more accommodating to you. I learned that while working at AT&T.
      However when the survey starts, then just hang up.

  • @Chris-kf8mx
    @Chris-kf8mx Před rokem +980

    After the cancellation…they send you “we want you back” junk mail for the rest of your lives.

    • @beigefox6579
      @beigefox6579 Před rokem +22

      I've been getting 1-2 mails per week from Spectrum for the past 4 years I cancelled. It is just so embarrassing that these guys send this much mails.
      Maybe I should just save all those mails for about a year and find one spectrum office and just dump it all over their floor and see how they feel about it. 😂😂😂

    • @NelexYT
      @NelexYT Před rokem +3

      @@beigefox6579 😅 I don’t know you but if it a spectrum retail store your targeting we aren’t the ones sending you that mail, but being remembered as that one crazy guy makes you day, It would make story to tell 😂

    • @americanfresh17
      @americanfresh17 Před 4 měsíci

      Lmfaooooooo😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jvolstad
      @jvolstad Před 3 měsíci

      I get those all the time.

    • @IHMyself
      @IHMyself Před 2 měsíci

      Can't you block them?

  • @virgosun_
    @virgosun_ Před rokem +403

    "and 6 as in SIX BOYYYYS." i lost it

  • @Kari2025
    @Kari2025 Před 2 lety +4988

    “Your call is important to us, and will be answered in the order that we feel like.” 💀

    • @ohioguy215
      @ohioguy215 Před 2 lety +74

      And you're lucky if they answer before your cell battery dies.

    • @dllemm
      @dllemm Před 2 lety +22

      “Your call is important to us, and will be answered in the order that we feel like.”

    • @bearpalomo6055
      @bearpalomo6055 Před 2 lety +57

      "Your call is important to us, but not important enough to pay someone to answer it in a timely fashion. Please enjoy wasting part of your day to save us money, you work for us now, b1t3h."

    • @CC-dn2df
      @CC-dn2df Před 2 lety +10

      😂

    • @ronniesmixedmedia
      @ronniesmixedmedia Před 2 lety +5

      Love your pfp

  • @luckyDancer100
    @luckyDancer100 Před 2 lety +1949

    They missed the part where you’re stuck talking to a robot and asking for a representative, and keep getting, “I do not understand.”

    • @donnacsuti4980
      @donnacsuti4980 Před 2 lety +49

      Oh yes, and also, we appreciate your business and will be right with you (actually about 2 hrs later).

    • @barbarak2836
      @barbarak2836 Před 2 lety +7

      @Jordan Issaquah Thank you; I'll have to try that. Sarcasm has not been working.

    • @Feltown
      @Feltown Před 2 lety +1

      Hahahahah

    • @morpheus6749
      @morpheus6749 Před 2 lety +8

      The robot always starts with "I'm an automated assistant and can understand full sentences."

    • @jeanhansel5805
      @jeanhansel5805 Před 2 lety +30

      Choose from the following menu....Select 6 if you would like to speak with a representative...We're sorrry but due to heavy call volume, yout approximate wait time to speak with a representative is....30 minutes. Or, listen to the entire menu selections, none of which apply to why you're calling, so you hit '"zero", hoping to get a live person to talk to, only to be told by the robot voice "Thank you for calling Comcast.....goodbye".

  • @lesleysullivan6458
    @lesleysullivan6458 Před rokem +567

    The most realistic skit about cable companies. Spectrum must have irritated alot of people to end up on SNL.

    • @michelleh.5225
      @michelleh.5225 Před 8 měsíci +12

      Yeah they were awful for me and my mom to deal with too. We got a new plan and their service didn't work for my phone for six months (because it was a "special edition" or whatever). We called like 5 times and they kept making us do the inane factory reset stuff again and again. I refused. Glad I did, because it turns out they just needed to add my phone type to the network, which happened eventually. Horrible experience dealing with them because of their ineptness. I think my mom got brain damage from the ordeal lol

    • @dublinbounder
      @dublinbounder Před 5 měsíci +17

      Spectrum is one of the most common internet/cable providers here in NYC so I wouldn't be surprised if a good portion of the writers had to deal with Spectrum at some point in their lives.

    • @jmk3110
      @jmk3110 Před 5 měsíci

      ​​@@dublinbounder There is a very high chance that most, if not all, of the SNL writers get free internet and cable from Xfinity since Comcast owns both NBC Universal and Xfinity. Spectrum is a Comcast competitor.

    • @Aurabora54321
      @Aurabora54321 Před 20 dny +2

      They took cues from this sketch and thought of better ways to scam customers.
      Kids in school during Covid who needed internet service for remote learning were badly mistreated. I had to fight for service when they'd disconnect families for not paying a 300.00 reconnect fee.
      Filed BBB complaints and Spectrum got nary a slap on the wrist. A class action suit might effect some change, but I'm doubtful...

  • @mintee119
    @mintee119 Před 4 měsíci +97

    6:33 Kieran and Kenan staring at each other and breaking at the same time is the best part of this sketch

  • @henrysmith9725
    @henrysmith9725 Před 2 lety +3181

    This isn’t a sketch. It’s a reenactment.

    • @RAaronShook
      @RAaronShook Před 2 lety +70

      The hold times were sped up by 5000%

    • @RoyalMasterpiece
      @RoyalMasterpiece Před 2 lety +5

      Big Facts

    • @RichardServello
      @RichardServello Před 2 lety +27

      If it were real he would have been on hold for 3.5 hours

    • @allalone1461
      @allalone1461 Před 2 lety +5

      conglomerate...monopoly...hedgefunds.... report to FTC.... they forgot to put the transfer to India and the Philippines in the act. I want to speak to an American that is working out of their home that has access to all your info and who else is watching with them? The Russians, Republicans, Nigeria, Comcast, The Woke, Qanon oh and China

    • @againstthepods4316
      @againstthepods4316 Před 2 lety +2

      THERES PEOPLE IN AFRICA THAT DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT ELECTRICITY IS. Yall need to be more grateful and stop whining about something so trivial.

  • @pcigroot
    @pcigroot Před 2 lety +3015

    This is the realest shit I've ever seen. SNL cast been thru it just like us.

    • @philipbrooks61
      @philipbrooks61 Před 2 lety +45

      No, what would be real would be them actually having the guts to use the name of the evil cable company that owns them in the sketch. Instead they used it as a commercial to bad mouth the competition. No sayin Spectrum isn't terrible too, but everyone knows Comcast is only a couple years away from sneaking into our houses at night to harvest our organs and then charging us an extra fee if we're not home at the time.

    • @mochaspyce79
      @mochaspyce79 Před 2 lety +3

      💯

    • @jusletursoulglobaby
      @jusletursoulglobaby Před 2 lety +2

      "just like us"
      what an ODD thing to add. are they human?

    • @laurao3274
      @laurao3274 Před 2 lety +7

      This skit hit too close to home. Back in 2013, my twin and I lived together, and I had a cable package with Comcast. (My first and last.) When I moved out to get married, I told her she could watch the cable for free, but she had to remember to cancel it by X date.
      After she canceled it, she recounted the whole horrific tale of the Comcast cancelation process. If memory, serves, it took her over 5 hours of round robin on the phone.
      If we weren't twins, it would definitely have irreparably broken our relationship. Needless to say, we both cut the cord after that.

    • @ashleyl176
      @ashleyl176 Před 2 lety +4

      Just return the equipment to a location and quit without telling them first you u pay until that moment either way

  • @Phoenixface09
    @Phoenixface09 Před rokem +165

    I used to work for a cable company and honestly… this is 100% accurate. It’s like I was watching a training video.

    • @gentlefauna
      @gentlefauna Před 11 měsíci +12

      As a cable company employee i was actually shown this video during training.

    • @stephens.3483
      @stephens.3483 Před 8 měsíci

      as a customer... i hope you and your fellows end up in the 6th level. you b and complain but... we signed up for a service... you got paid for a job you signed up for... we got your lip service... rot in h.

    • @garvergaming3208
      @garvergaming3208 Před 9 dny +1

      Same…

  • @justinmiller1118
    @justinmiller1118 Před měsícem +32

    The only thing unrealistic about this is how short the wait times are.

  • @coolboss999
    @coolboss999 Před 2 lety +5352

    The most unrealistic part of this skit is how quickly these people picked up. Also the ads in between with Cecily voicing it was so accurate 🤣💀

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 Před 2 lety +154

      I guess they couldn't have a sketch where we're watching him wait on hold for like 40 mins, lol

    • @joebaumann1083
      @joebaumann1083 Před 2 lety +87

      It could have used a little "30 min later" in between each person picking up. lol

    • @davidthom6664
      @davidthom6664 Před 2 lety +56

      Cecily could clearly have a career in waiting-queue announcements.

    • @Ricky19821
      @Ricky19821 Před 2 lety +22

      She’s one of my favorites because she can stay in character. She’s the “serious” type that is needed to keep a balanced cast

    • @stevenelson8560
      @stevenelson8560 Před 2 lety +12

      @@joebaumann1083 He could have started out like 30 years old and been 130 when it ended, everyone who can needs to ditch the cable companies in thanks to all the rate increases and lousy service they have dished out over the years, bury them deeper than Hoffa's bones.

  • @jakejohnson6120
    @jakejohnson6120 Před 2 lety +2311

    This would be the shortest call I’ve ever had with the cable company.

    • @lordmortarius538
      @lordmortarius538 Před 2 lety +35

      Just record the interaction, and stop paying your bill. If they send it to collections or try to litigate, you can show that you attempted to cancel service and they refused :P

    • @polie67
      @polie67 Před 2 lety +17

      @@lordmortarius538 does not work.

    • @TR4zest
      @TR4zest Před 2 lety +13

      You are in for a surprise when you try. They have specialist retention teams you get transferred to. It takes ages to get through it all. If you just hang up, you won't get cancelled.

    • @rogersmith7808
      @rogersmith7808 Před 2 lety +15

      @@lordmortarius538 Yea and take the hit on your credit for getting it sent to collections. Bad advice.

    • @borderlineiq
      @borderlineiq Před 2 lety +11

      The truth is, we need the chickenshit FCC and Congress to pull the license of operators like Comcast or others when they are proven to intentionally impose hours-long delays in allowing subscribers to cancel. They'd never allow that for new subscribers. It's because we have the best government money can buy, and it STAYS bought. :(

  • @Tmanaz480
    @Tmanaz480 Před rokem +217

    Extra points for the robotic empathy phrases.

    • @neonfroot
      @neonfroot Před 7 měsíci +3

      "Im sorry for (imsert irrelevent inconvience here)".
      I hate those phrases. It makes m wanna cuss them out even more. It would be better if they remained silent.

    • @jonathandpg6115
      @jonathandpg6115 Před měsícem

      ​@@neonfrootthey have to say it because "customers want to be empathized with....like your their friend" which sadly is true. If people just realized it's all bs...and let people get to the point it'd be so much less of à waste of time. I never felt better because an employee felt bad for me....or.understood me..I hate calls just get it done.
      Also cancellation needs to be made possible entirely online

    • @rabsaque
      @rabsaque Před 28 dny

      ​@@neonfroot they force you to say it i remember this time i worked on a call center i got schooled by qa for not saying sorry to a customer who just said to me "my hotel room smells funny"

  • @Y20XTongvaLand
    @Y20XTongvaLand Před rokem +52

    I always noticed Ego, but I've been realizing her strength only as recently. She's so confident and never breaks, similar to Vanessa. The difference is Vanessa says things a bit more vulnerable-like. I think they define "solid", which I think is an underrated quality.

  • @puddlespuddles5208
    @puddlespuddles5208 Před 2 lety +2666

    No lie, took me 4 hours to cancel my spectrum in college. Apparently the answer " I am graduating and moving to an entirely different state" was not a good enough answer.

    • @drinkinslim
      @drinkinslim Před 2 lety +45

      I hope they gave you a land line.

    • @timy9197
      @timy9197 Před 2 lety +54

      Took me 4 years

    • @joeytrimble1558
      @joeytrimble1558 Před 2 lety +13

      LOL! that's great

    • @fightclub6291
      @fightclub6291 Před 2 lety +41

      Yeah, we'll just ask you if you want to transfer with that. I would've said something about you'll be going to the hospital or dying....we don't have a rebuttal for that on the books

    • @Djorgal
      @Djorgal Před 2 lety +62

      It wasn't that difficult for me. I went to my bank's website and removed the standing debit authorization. Turns out, people can't take money from you unless you agree that they do.

  • @matthewzaloudek
    @matthewzaloudek Před 2 lety +659

    As a pizza guy, the dominos dude being high as hell and still the most competent person is accurate.

    • @christineferreira2181
      @christineferreira2181 Před 2 lety +8

      Yes, you are. When I moved I wanted to cancel while moving and start new internet only was a huge issue for xfinity because the customer service woman was obviously confused. Haven't had any pizza issues in a very long time.

    • @briceleste100
      @briceleste100 Před 2 lety +1

      Right. As someone who works from home…..lmfaoooooooooo

    • @swistedfilms
      @swistedfilms Před 2 lety +10

      I wonder if working retail in general would be easier if it was done while high? It's such a soul crushing job. The company should probably offer a weed stipend.

    • @iwong3357
      @iwong3357 Před 2 lety +3

      @@swistedfilms It doesn't make much difference. It just helps the time go by faster and makes menial stocking and ringing seems slightly less menial. Of course, I've never worked a truly *demanding* retail job like the fellows you see at Trader Joe's, constantly stocking sacks of organic potatoes while weaving through hordes of shoppers. But I did also cover specialty sales, helping clients match decor, making sure they got appropriate measurements and hauling services, etc. There were plenty of places to make mistakes, but I knew my limits and never came in blitzed out of my mind, just comfortably buzzed.

    • @gothgammy666
      @gothgammy666 Před 2 lety

      Facts!

  • @gregorcollins
    @gregorcollins Před rokem +62

    Pure genius. Whoever wrote this - was it one writer? - deserves an award.

    • @maryschroeder1533
      @maryschroeder1533 Před 11 měsíci +11

      It was Mikey Day and Streeter Seidell!

    • @gregorcollins
      @gregorcollins Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@maryschroeder1533 thank you!

    • @noewiciak
      @noewiciak Před 2 měsíci +1

      They just copied the entire concept from « le Palmashow » a French comedic duo with almost EXACLTY the same character personalities

    • @maryschroeder1533
      @maryschroeder1533 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@noewiciakThis isn't true.

    • @rh8884
      @rh8884 Před 21 dnem

      ​@@maryschroeder1533 Omg, I love Streeter from his CollegeHumor/Hardly Working days. That makes so much sense

  • @SaveMeFromMyself1990
    @SaveMeFromMyself1990 Před rokem +68

    My husband works here and this is 100000% legit LOL but it's not their fault it's the upper management, they're forced to push sales on EVERY call no matter how many times you say no 😩💀

  • @lowbird7947
    @lowbird7947 Před 2 lety +937

    Here's how you cancel: unplug all of the Spectrum/Xfinity crap and then drive down to the local office to cancel. Very important step: get the receipt that shows you gave back the hardware, and save it for 10 years, no joke. Otherwise the hardware will magically disappear and a year later your bill goes to collections, and the only way to fight back is with that receipt.

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird Před 2 lety +20

      Wow!!!!

    • @arcticsoulja
      @arcticsoulja Před 2 lety +58

      I lost my receipt and a year later collections called me saying I never turned in the hardware.. I Ended up paying because I wasn't able to prove I returned the cable box and I was in a different city.

    • @pigsnum1
      @pigsnum1 Před 2 lety +100

      OMG. You are so right!!! I had spectrum when it was brighthouse... I cancelled, and before I could go down and turn in the equipment, they sent someone to get it! Yep! A random contractor came to my door to pickup the equipment. At first he wasn't going to give me a receipt, but after I said how can I prove y'all have it if some shenanigans come up.. he said yeah-... you're right. Went back to his truck and printed out a receipt. (Yellow copy) he said no one had ever asked him for one. Speed up a few years and lo and behold I get a collections bill from SPECTRUM saying I owe for equipment. 😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️ Thank goodness I kept that receipt!

    • @synchronicitystudios8217
      @synchronicitystudios8217 Před 2 lety +3

      😲

    • @falsettogod5853
      @falsettogod5853 Před 2 lety +21

      Fckn ridiculous business practices smh

  • @Electracion
    @Electracion Před 2 lety +2700

    The part where they kept trying to sell him a landline he didn't want is so accurate. I currently have things on my spectrum bill I specifically instructed the salesperson to remove from my bill several times.

    • @peacefrog7
      @peacefrog7 Před 2 lety +64

      I'm a field tech and I see this all the time they usually do this because it was part of a promotion or bundle and it increases their commission on the sale

    • @vincentseidle954
      @vincentseidle954 Před 2 lety +14

      It's so bad

    • @Electracion
      @Electracion Před 2 lety +49

      @fat imo in my area they're the only high speed internet provider. I require internet for my job so leaving them isn't really a great option. I'm happy with the internet, just not with their support and sales services.

    • @worm_9912
      @worm_9912 Před 2 lety +18

      The difference between $112 and $148 adds up

    • @Jenpeachy
      @Jenpeachy Před 2 lety +11

      Omg yes! Took an hour to remove a landline I didn’t ask it.

  • @zoyadulzura7490
    @zoyadulzura7490 Před rokem +33

    There is so much value packed into this sketch. It is a humor-dense sketch.

  • @isisatlantis3168
    @isisatlantis3168 Před rokem +36

    Kenan appearing inside the house did it for me! Great sketch 😂😂

  • @sewgatormomm
    @sewgatormomm Před 2 lety +1386

    This is way too accurate. When my father died I called to cancel his cable service, and they offered to throw in HBO. I had to shout “he’s dead!”. It was bizarre.

    • @elenalatici9568
      @elenalatici9568 Před 2 lety +59

      I can't stop laughing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @swistedfilms
      @swistedfilms Před 2 lety +159

      I'm sorry you had to deal with an unfeeling corporate bureaucracy on top of your father dying. That's just awful. And for the employee to offer HBO is just insensitive.

    • @jsmith632
      @jsmith632 Před 2 lety +73

      that is sad and hilarious at the same time.

    • @maralynmonrow4920
      @maralynmonrow4920 Před 2 lety +59

      When my dad died last year, my mom called the cable company to change the name on the account from his name to hers. They refused, and forced her to cancel his service and get a new, more expensive service package. She fought them for months, and finally just gave in. She pays close to $100 a month to watch local news and the Game Show Network.

    • @sued6221
      @sued6221 Před 2 lety +31

      @Maralyn, my stepdad just passed two months ago, and Verizon Wireless did the same to my mom. It took five family members over a month to get her straightened out, and no one is speaking to my Aunt Chris anymore. I finally had to impersonate my mom for a five-hour phone call to get her a way worse deal than she had.

  • @zeroshadow2468
    @zeroshadow2468 Před 2 lety +2518

    We all know and gone through the pain and suffering that he has dealt with.

    • @johnny7055
      @johnny7055 Před 2 lety +7

      Soooooo true! ;-)

    • @djsurferdude
      @djsurferdude Před 2 lety +20

      This totally gave me the same anxiety I get when I call. I’m totally triggered 😂😂😂

    • @noneofyourbusiness302
      @noneofyourbusiness302 Před 2 lety +6

      Not I, for I am the god of Spectrum!!! Please hold

    • @sfitz2000
      @sfitz2000 Před 2 lety +8

      This hits home. I’ve tried to discontinue At&t since August and that keep reopening and billing me.

    • @rosequartz4102
      @rosequartz4102 Před 2 lety +3

      This is the kind of thing my late husband handled and it's why I still have bs things I don't use being deducted from our account.

  • @JuMiMi86
    @JuMiMi86 Před rokem +16

    No lies told 😂 Kieran with the true facial expressions

  • @NateL1884
    @NateL1884 Před rokem +48

    Tip from a former Cox CSR rep - A somewhat easier way to cancel your cable method is to change the method of payment to a prepaid card with like $5 on it and delete the original debit/credit card on file; your next month's billing won't be able to go through if you have auto-pay set up. Problem solved.

    • @ohioguy215
      @ohioguy215 Před rokem +1

      Shouldn't have to jump thru those hoops. Do they honestly think they would gain word of mouth business...

    • @lissanikki
      @lissanikki Před 3 měsíci

      Would that negatively impact your credit score?

  • @artsyafroqueen
    @artsyafroqueen Před 2 lety +4940

    The fact that Kieran Culkin was trying not to laugh when he was speaking to the spectrum data, had me cracking up.

  • @Antoneal
    @Antoneal Před rokem +2219

    As a spectrum retention specialist, this by far the most accurate skit ever

    • @charleschitwood7562
      @charleschitwood7562 Před rokem +45

      I work in ibs for spectrum...this is 💯 accurate😆

    • @arthurdurham
      @arthurdurham Před rokem +183

      Surprised you didn't transfer this comment to another agent

    • @peterg5383
      @peterg5383 Před rokem +53

      how does it feel to be a stormtrooper

    • @KRALTAIR47
      @KRALTAIR47 Před rokem +60

      Should be illegal for companies to do this

    • @Simulacrum1310
      @Simulacrum1310 Před rokem +11

      @@arthurdurham Please have mercy of my lungs I'm dying over there

  • @jrsindone
    @jrsindone Před 11 měsíci +38

    This skit is so funny, I almost missed Kieran trying not to break at 4:03, 5:53 and 6:32

  • @ThePuschkin1986
    @ThePuschkin1986 Před rokem +10

    hearing Cecily say 'try disconnecting your router and spit in it' OMG that floored me

  • @badbiker666
    @badbiker666 Před 2 lety +1193

    My daughter worked as a CSR for ... Spectrum. She laughed her ass off at this sketch because she said, "I have been every one of those people." Apparently, whoever wrote this sketch has dealt with Spectrum IRL, because the dialog is word-for-word what she has had to say on the phone. She doesn't work for them any more.

    • @paxvostrum4824
      @paxvostrum4824 Před 2 lety +17

      Good for her, and thanks for sharing

    • @Arctic_Amy
      @Arctic_Amy Před 2 lety +14

      Every cable company is like this! I'm in Alaska and GCI is completely like this. Ha!!!

    • @geogmz8277
      @geogmz8277 Před 2 lety +17

      All cable companies are like this.. Is like they're made with cookie cutters. Is that terrible inside out.. They offer "good" benefits but trust me if your value your mental health don't stay more than 6/12 months on any of these companies.

    • @payableondeath9091
      @payableondeath9091 Před 2 lety +4

      Most ppl don't know there are 3rd party vendors that buy leads too that try to get you to reconnect too🤣

    • @matthews852
      @matthews852 Před 2 lety +23

      Was she ever a floating head made of pure data??

  • @tokiwartooth8229
    @tokiwartooth8229 Před 2 lety +2009

    The least realistic aspect of this is how quickly the other people answered.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Před 2 lety +14

      It's called "artistic license". Plus, SNL doesn't need any more complaints about their sketches being overly long.

    • @toohamm6809
      @toohamm6809 Před 2 lety +39

      Dude I don't think he meant it literally it's just like a declarative statement pointing out that they often take a long time.. it's insane to me that you could read that and not detect nuance Jesus Christ 🙄

    • @maplelu9514
      @maplelu9514 Před 2 lety +11

      @@canaisyoung3601 artistic license… he wasn’t being serious

    • @radiodurans
      @radiodurans Před 2 lety +11

      That and they all spoke an actual dialect of English.

    • @lonelyone
      @lonelyone Před 2 lety +6

      @@radiodurans Yep, most of them connect direct to India and speak in a robotic tone...

  • @swaglevi4315
    @swaglevi4315 Před rokem +43

    the way his face just sinks when he asked how her day was and she broke down

    • @joeblow229
      @joeblow229 Před 2 měsíci

      This is why I stopped asking CS people how they are doing, and instead just say "hello". Frankly, I don't care how they're doing, keep it at home, I've got my own problems.

    • @swaglevi4315
      @swaglevi4315 Před 2 měsíci

      okay- @@joeblow229

    • @galeriestrasbourg2527
      @galeriestrasbourg2527 Před měsícem +1

      I thought she would turn out to be the girlfriend he broke up with. Ha!Ha!

  • @eph177
    @eph177 Před 9 měsíci +5

    "thats crazy cuz im high as hell"
    usually the most helpful person.

  • @jazzmachine
    @jazzmachine Před 2 lety +1175

    It's NEVER this easy to cancel your cable.

    • @TheTee478
      @TheTee478 Před 2 lety +10

      😂🤣😂

    • @unclearnuclear
      @unclearnuclear Před 2 lety +29

      the funny part is, he didn't

    • @CliftonPhotographer
      @CliftonPhotographer Před 2 lety +8

      I'm surprised he got through to a call center in an English speaking country.
      After every answer you give them.....
      "Thank you very much for that information."

    • @cl759
      @cl759 Před rokem +2

      How is your comment not liked more 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MsArtemis64
      @MsArtemis64 Před rokem +5

      I am so glad I never had cable. If I did and wanted to cancel I think I would tell them that I had an incurable disease, had only 1 month to live and start crying.

  • @user-hy6mr2kj2g
    @user-hy6mr2kj2g Před 2 lety +414

    “ Wifi trouble? Try unplugging your router and spitting in it.” Cecily’s ads were hilarious

    • @xanderstone6865
      @xanderstone6865 Před 2 lety +12

      This is actually a method we used in the military when we used questionable cables for our communications. Unplug, spit in the end of the cable, and reconnect. We called it "IT grease"

    • @animationmaster9616
      @animationmaster9616 Před 2 lety

      Were?

    • @Skoora
      @Skoora Před 2 lety +7

      Loved the No Nut November plug.

  • @trueblue4069
    @trueblue4069 Před rokem +14

    As a past Comcast employee this would be accurate

  • @lindsayalisonstevens3592
    @lindsayalisonstevens3592 Před 6 měsíci +51

    This was a really funny skit! Kudos to the SNL cast and Kieran Culkin’s phenomenal acting 😎👏🏽

    • @PhillyHank
      @PhillyHank Před 2 měsíci

      He’s such a good actor that when I first saw the skit, I said, “ That’s the guy I hate.” thinking about his role on Succession. He played the role so well that I began to hate him or rather the person he played: they became one for me because he did it so well. Great actor !

    • @pronkb000
      @pronkb000 Před měsícem

      Incredible how he was able to nail every single line at the end, even as he was trying to hide from cracking up at Bowen.

  • @dadbodtee4987
    @dadbodtee4987 Před 2 lety +1815

    "You're the most competent person I've talked to today."
    "Really? That's crazy because I'm high as hell."

    • @Dai_Abdurrahman
      @Dai_Abdurrahman Před 2 lety +9

      I fucking love you for that comment greetings from Austrija. Graz is my City maby you visit bye bye OR SERVUS how we say

    • @raoul_duke69
      @raoul_duke69 Před 2 lety +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @danadoozer9990
      @danadoozer9990 Před 2 lety +26

      Yep, this skit accurately depicted both spectrum AND dominoes!🤣

    • @A.J.1656
      @A.J.1656 Před 2 lety +1

      The guy said those words!

    • @havemercy4345
      @havemercy4345 Před 2 lety

      That's life out side of India. Not always though.

  • @nuplanner5345
    @nuplanner5345 Před 2 lety +833

    Modern American “customer service,” exactly.

    • @claudias.3569
      @claudias.3569 Před 2 lety +4

      the worst customer service is the French 😂

    • @Cactina
      @Cactina Před 2 lety +3

      Huh! Don't come to Switzerland- the worst.

    • @ingenerchik
      @ingenerchik Před 2 lety

      It s because mamma’s boys like you find it breath themselves to go into CUstomer SErvice

    • @ghostofh.p.lovecraft6299
      @ghostofh.p.lovecraft6299 Před 2 lety +1

      Your not wrong

    • @adixar
      @adixar Před 2 lety +2

      @@ingenerchik?

  • @kyodizzy
    @kyodizzy Před rokem +27

    This is the best SNL skit ever created. It should win an Oscar for best writing and acting, it was like watching a documentary. 1000% accurate. Spectrum is a joke - they wrote themselves.

  • @christya2488
    @christya2488 Před rokem +21

    This is like the transcript of every call I've ever had with Spectrum. Completely on point and hilarious!

  • @bxtl57
    @bxtl57 Před 2 lety +2055

    As someone who's worked in this business this is 1000% spot on...

    • @mermaiddiyartist8119
      @mermaiddiyartist8119 Před 2 lety +1

      🤣🤣

    • @dylpicklethebugslayer
      @dylpicklethebugslayer Před 2 lety

      Hahahaha

    • @Cherry3z
      @Cherry3z Před 2 lety +44

      As someone who's tried to cancel cable with Spectrum, this is 1000% spot on

    • @julito32
      @julito32 Před 2 lety +10

      You know what's odd? I was a Cablevision/Optimum customer since 1994 and I just went to cancel in 2019 and they did NOTHING to keep me. I called, they said I had to come down to the "optimum store" and they just cut me off. Didn't offer me a g-damn thing. I actually felt kinda disrespected!

    • @ButteredToastie
      @ButteredToastie Před 2 lety +3

      I had flashbacks, this is stupid accurate lmao.

  • @Agrellar
    @Agrellar Před 2 lety +1935

    Honestly, Kieran Culkin is a great actor. His facial expressions responding to people in this was so genuine and real. I hope he gets an award for his work on Succession.

    • @pahvi3
      @pahvi3 Před rokem +48

      He has this certain natural cheeky charisma that sometimes reminds me of Robert Downey Jr

    • @jedcauffield1858
      @jedcauffield1858 Před rokem +6

      Would’ve liked a Macaulay scream 😱 more

    • @jimiboi87
      @jimiboi87 Před rokem +3

      Succession is amazing!

    • @borislav6561
      @borislav6561 Před 7 měsíci +4

      Wait, is that Macaulay's brother?!?! I never knew he had one! I can definitely see the resemblance 🤣

    • @borislav6561
      @borislav6561 Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@mishaa7263 I dunno, maybe I'm not a parasocial Andy 😜 I grew up with home alone so I just know the guy in it 😅

  • @Walker-wt4gf
    @Walker-wt4gf Před 10 měsíci +8

    Kieran trying not to laugh was my favorite part, this was the best skit 😅

  • @sk-wx1cf
    @sk-wx1cf Před 2 měsíci +3

    I actually went into a spectrum office to make a change to my account, the office where you go to start up and to pay, etc. they told me that i needed to call customer service! i was in the freakin service center but i had to leave and call customer service!!!

  • @babyvia6712
    @babyvia6712 Před 2 lety +1302

    “That’s crazy, cause I’m high as hell…” that was way fucking funnier than it should have been

  • @hey_its_kev
    @hey_its_kev Před 2 lety +455

    The only thing fake about this is how quick the cable guy showed up to his house…..

    • @jedinxf7
      @jedinxf7 Před 2 lety +17

      well in fairness he got lost first, and was fully unwanted

    • @Pearl-bx9wr
      @Pearl-bx9wr Před 2 lety +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @janicejones6470
      @janicejones6470 Před 2 lety +1

      Actually some cable people have become eerily fast. In Colorado Springs they show up early to the point of annoying you.

    • @johngray0
      @johngray0 Před 2 lety +2

      No, they get there quick when it means you start paying money for something new. Front of the line! (And no waits on phone, either). Anything that doesn't mean a new revenue stream is when they never get there.

    • @g.d.graham2446
      @g.d.graham2446 Před 2 lety +1

      Yep

  • @chrisbluma7942
    @chrisbluma7942 Před rokem +5

    Just a perfect sketch. The godlike Spectrum character was perfection.

  • @stephiegee5416
    @stephiegee5416 Před 4 měsíci +2

    I’ve worked in a call center before, and I was rolling laughing at how they all acted and sounded. 1000% spot on!!! 😂

  • @marismith2416
    @marismith2416 Před 2 lety +3767

    As a former Spectrum employee having worked in the retention center (cancel your cable dept 😂) this is ABSOLUTELY accurate 😅😂😎🤓

  • @bridgethaines7127
    @bridgethaines7127 Před 2 lety +512

    This is the most accurate sketch SNL has ever done. Except he wasn't on hold for 40 minutes between transfers.

    • @Boburto
      @Boburto Před 2 lety +13

      They should have put the call on "hold" and come back to the sketch after 10 minutes, and repeat.

    • @artm1973
      @artm1973 Před 2 lety +1

      The funniest thing they've done in years.

    • @Rep0007
      @Rep0007 Před 2 lety

      @@Boburto ...but that would have been hilarious, and SNL doesn't do hilarious anymore.

    • @77anderj
      @77anderj Před 2 lety

      @@Rep0007 They did hilarious pretty well when tRUMP was president...the only good thing you could say about tRUMP is that SNL was funny again

  • @CalvinHikes
    @CalvinHikes Před 6 měsíci +2

    Sometimes customer service is much much worse than this.

  • @davemerc5852
    @davemerc5852 Před rokem +14

    The technician 😂

  • @mccallosone4903
    @mccallosone4903 Před 2 lety +1903

    i worked at ATT for eleven years in the small business department. there was a thing called "negative revenue", when things customers cancelled actually counted against our sales goals for the month. we would just hang up on people cancelling services because it seriously screwed us. blame the companies and their horrible, greedy policies

    • @aurawarrior1367
      @aurawarrior1367 Před rokem +256

      That actually explains a lot

    • @avaceleste
      @avaceleste Před rokem +97

      Wow that’s wild.

    • @NVNCVL
      @NVNCVL Před rokem

      Uh yeeeeah. You could've quit. You're complicit like every dang Auschwitz Nazi.

    • @thunderlifestudios
      @thunderlifestudios Před rokem +4

      Lol

    • @dgeneric7518
      @dgeneric7518 Před rokem +104

      2 years for a&t, and I felt I sold my soul. Cellphones. We would slam a customer's account, without their knowledge, with trial features that they had to cancel within 30 days, just for commission. If that's not underhanded- we kept sales lists and info, and then would go into the account and cancel it right after the first month-- you can't explain much about the charge, but you'd get great commission and they would mostly be ignorant. First bills are always more expensive... It's an awful job that I was really good at. Never again though!

  • @thomasmcginnis3783
    @thomasmcginnis3783 Před 2 lety +238

    They missed one:
    "Would you like to participate in a Customer Service Survey at the end of this call??"
    🤬🤬🤬

    • @davidadams2395
      @davidadams2395 Před 2 lety +3

      I do take them, though, but only because of my call center days and their value to the Agent during performance reviews. But, yeah, they're an annoying and debasing end to a transaction.

    • @drphot6050
      @drphot6050 Před 2 lety

      Ikr there needs to be another one lol

    • @SphygmosProductions
      @SphygmosProductions Před 2 lety +2

      Spectrum rep here
      Those surveys actually help us get promoted and take like a minute to complete. You don't have to take them, but when you do you help push the better agents to the top. If you get actual good customer service fill it out.

    • @oscarnewman1374
      @oscarnewman1374 Před 2 lety +2

      I hate it when they hang up at the surveys, it's like one more good review and I get my parole lady

  • @_LifeIsGood
    @_LifeIsGood Před rokem +3

    I know there are legendary SNL classics from the 70's 80's and 90's but for some reason, in my humble opinion, for me personally and to each his own, this is the best SNL skit I have ever seen.

  • @majik_man
    @majik_man Před rokem +13

    Pretty much like a conversation with DirectTV

  • @dakotadrake5877
    @dakotadrake5877 Před 2 lety +846

    Culken pinching the bridge of his nose to cover up his smile is too funny.

  • @_gnit
    @_gnit Před 2 lety +802

    Pro Tip: to cancel your cable as quickly as possible, when they ask for a reason, tell them "I'm going to prison."
    legally they cant inquire any further and this will shut down any further communication of trying to keep you to stay.

    • @angelesconsuelos762
      @angelesconsuelos762 Před 2 lety +47

      *Legend* 🙌🏽

    • @bjtaylor8429
      @bjtaylor8429 Před 2 lety +105

      Wrong!! The rep may not ask about prison (btw, what law prevents that?)…but next question would be “Will anyone still living in the home like to keep the account in their name?” Haha

    • @CynthiaWord-iq7in
      @CynthiaWord-iq7in Před 2 lety +16

      Oh gah. I love knowing this so much. STOPPERS are great, have been telling cult-church "witnesses"at my front door for years i am a scientologist--they run from the yard, old men in produce dept in Florida grocery store that " I'm gay," often they stagger over to someone, anyone and start pointing and talking, or for cars that ride your bumper, beeping zoom around you at a light alongside yelling, window down...just start talking with my hands as they speed off.

    • @toucansam3
      @toucansam3 Před 2 lety +39

      @@CynthiaWord-iq7in Fun fact: claiming to be a Scientologist can get you out of almost any jam.

    • @terrellnewbill4273
      @terrellnewbill4273 Před 2 lety +33

      Another trick: say you're moving in with someone else who already has service

  • @ryanmccullion4492
    @ryanmccullion4492 Před 4 měsíci +3

    “Unplugging it & spitting in it” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @vern888
    @vern888 Před měsícem +1

    bowen always slays. every role he cracks me up

  • @craxnor
    @craxnor Před 2 lety +758

    “That’s why I asked. How dare I right? Pissing me off.”
    This shit is so real

    • @sgt.thundercok4704
      @sgt.thundercok4704 Před 2 lety +5

      First thing they get wrong is all but one of the techs are native english speakers. Too politically correct and no balls.

    • @dcny69
      @dcny69 Před 2 lety +2

      Blacks 🤦‍♂️😂

    • @DrFill-iz7xc
      @DrFill-iz7xc Před 2 lety +11

      @@dcny69 wtf

    • @asia6851
      @asia6851 Před 2 lety +3

      @@dcny69 ????????

    • @asia6851
      @asia6851 Před 2 lety +8

      @Kristoff Gerhardt Right about what? Only thing I see here is two racist freaks.

  • @SamKimpton
    @SamKimpton Před 2 lety +736

    The only unrealistic thing about this skit is how little time he had to wait before talking to someone. Everything else was spot on and has happened to me.

    • @gardenshock51
      @gardenshock51 Před 2 lety +12

      Oh yeah those wonderful hour long wait times.. or more!

    • @Zoro-IX
      @Zoro-IX Před 2 lety +11

      It’s a callback

    • @arielmarin1352
      @arielmarin1352 Před 2 lety

      It was a call back dummy.

    • @SamKimpton
      @SamKimpton Před 2 lety +8

      @@arielmarin1352 I understand it was a callback. I know how those systems work, as I've programmed them. I referring to the fact that there were no wait times in between speaking to the other reps.

    • @calveerob331
      @calveerob331 Před 2 lety +3

      @@arielmarin1352
      Um, he is speaking of when he got transferred to the next department.....

  • @taundra52
    @taundra52 Před rokem +5

    This is sooo scarily real!!! I tried to cancel my cable and was questioned like I was on a witness stand 😭😭

  • @charliej766
    @charliej766 Před 2 lety +832

    I broke up with Comcast more than 10 years ago and haven’t looked back. Every time I’d try to leave they’d lure me back in with false promises then would always let me down. It was the most abusive relationship I’ve ever been in. 😢

    • @FilmArtPhoto
      @FilmArtPhoto Před 2 lety +38

      You mean... you actually got hold of... PEOPLE? At COMCAST? *GASP!*

    • @rebeccaknight5397
      @rebeccaknight5397 Před 2 lety +5

      😂

    • @payableondeath9091
      @payableondeath9091 Před 2 lety +3

      🤣

    • @christianalander9487
      @christianalander9487 Před 2 lety +16

      I'm still being abused by them. My roommate has the cable in his name and he keeps dragging his feet to get it cancelled or work something out to reduce the price. He hates talking to them on the phone -- as anyone would! - so we're stuck with paying about $250 a month after all the fees, surcharges, taxes, blood oaths, whatever. It's insane. (The trade-off is my rent is dirt-cheap, so I put up with it... for now... 🙄)

    • @kimberlykim1265
      @kimberlykim1265 Před 2 lety +3

      We are currently trying to break up with comcast--their like the stalker ex.

  • @TheFrozenblaze_
    @TheFrozenblaze_ Před 2 lety +419

    Oh my god, this is painfully relatable.

    • @djalliville
      @djalliville Před 2 lety +5

      ✅✅✅

    • @megtim
      @megtim Před 2 lety +7

      It seriously is! A former roommate of mine is in the air force and got deployed to England when we were living together and they literally wanted me to bring in proof of this. I'm like are you serious? Do you think I just carry around my roommates deployment paperwork?

  • @briceleste100
    @briceleste100 Před rokem +2

    I remember starting work for a cable company and we were in training and at the end of the day the trainer sent us this exact video to decompress after work was over. I had literally watched it the day before. Such a good skit

  • @adart2496
    @adart2496 Před 2 lety +716

    This, on the other hand, is one of the best sketches SNL has ever done. Truth and imagination.

    • @fezzik7619
      @fezzik7619 Před 2 lety +22

      On the other hand? Was there a part of the conversation going on that everyone missed? That made no sense.

    • @dolores2716
      @dolores2716 Před 2 lety +6

      It really is an instant classic.

    • @arribaficationwineho32
      @arribaficationwineho32 Před 2 lety +2

      Best in recent years. Original SNL was so much better but this skit is good.

    • @bendouglas4708
      @bendouglas4708 Před 2 lety

      400th like

    • @fezzik7619
      @fezzik7619 Před 2 lety

      @@bendouglas4708 why do people care about this? Likes mean absolutely nothing. They have no value

  • @emmarison
    @emmarison Před 2 lety +728

    I love that Kieran, Bowen, and Kenan were all trying so hard not to laugh

    • @scubadiva666
      @scubadiva666 Před 2 lety +3

      Yeah, I saw that!

    • @bsixtwelve9799
      @bsixtwelve9799 Před 2 lety +24

      Kenan failed lmao. Love that his laugh is the last thing we hear. He hardly ever breaks.

    • @sodarndonestopthelies6514
      @sodarndonestopthelies6514 Před 2 lety +4

      @@bsixtwelve9799 l get a kick out of the "fails"

    • @BeeWhistler
      @BeeWhistler Před 2 lety +4

      Kenan's always like that tho.

    • @bsixtwelve9799
      @bsixtwelve9799 Před 2 lety +10

      @@sodarndonestopthelies6514 my fave still remains Debbie downer at Disney

  • @jmsmith1767
    @jmsmith1767 Před rokem +2

    3:28 this bit crushes. “What color is chu house man?”

  • @BTin416
    @BTin416 Před měsícem +1

    @5:40 This is a total parody of Stargate SG-1. LOL Love it. Oh, the Spectrum part too!

  • @panglossian9102
    @panglossian9102 Před 2 lety +455

    “Your call is important to us, and you’ll be answered in the order that we feel like”. Yup, sounds about right.

    • @anthonya.jumelles7103
      @anthonya.jumelles7103 Před 2 lety +5

      Spectrum took five minutes to give me internet service but five hours just to keep me on wait to get rid of it.

    • @1tylerose
      @1tylerose Před 2 lety +2

      I absolutely despise spectrum

    • @queennoneya601
      @queennoneya601 Před 2 lety +1

      When the 4's are so small it looks like a 8. The print on everything is getting smaller and hardee to read.

    • @queennoneya601
      @queennoneya601 Před 2 lety +1

      When you nail tech "acts" like she cant understand a word you say.

    • @canwetalk9992
      @canwetalk9992 Před 2 lety

      So, the brown people only do stereotypes.

  • @birdiehop
    @birdiehop Před 2 lety +737

    I needed that so badly. The pain we all go through with the endless passing off to other agents, inane hold patter, or endless irritating hold free jazz lite, random hang ups, endless button pushing and code entering, ongoing wait times with health insurance, cable, credit card, etc. is VERY real. This skit made it just a little bit better.

    • @dark3rthanshadows
      @dark3rthanshadows Před 2 lety +5

      It's so annoying! specially when they can install a new service in like a day! u go to the store sign the deal and on the same day there's a technician instaling the cable. But if u want to remove it! that shit takes Weeks!MONTHS!

    • @AdamBechtol
      @AdamBechtol Před 2 lety +1

      Aye

    • @jackwarren1687
      @jackwarren1687 Před 2 lety +1

      Mulaney? Is that you??

    • @xbot013
      @xbot013 Před 2 lety +1

      Exactly!!!

    • @marklabonte2925
      @marklabonte2925 Před 2 lety +12

      The most irritating parts: Before allowing you to choose an option the automated message babbles on about how you can do everything on the website. Idiots- if I can do what I need on the website why the hell would I be calling like a caveman. Second: you give your account number, social, and a ton of other info to “speed up” the process- but then every technician will ask you for the same information verbally each time- what the hell is the point??

  • @cherylsurwillo914
    @cherylsurwillo914 Před rokem +2

    I've watched SNL since the first episode, and there are 4 maybe 5 sketches that were so memorable, so funny, they are implanted in my memory and this one has made that short list.

  • @mpullard
    @mpullard Před 7 měsíci +3

    This is too f*cking accurate! LOL!

    • @Exeulla
      @Exeulla Před 6 měsíci

      Lmao calm down you use Spectrum tooo much🍑🍑🍑🍑

  • @2meagle
    @2meagle Před 2 lety +3272

    I found I could not laugh at some of the jokes because i was shouting “YES,YES, that’s what happened”! We need more skits where we all can laugh at a common experience. This one hit it!

    • @tomcollier4089
      @tomcollier4089 Před 2 lety +18

      One day I woke up and the tv guide had some porn channels (title and description of show) where nick jr and noggin went (yeah, I have pictures!)...so, we called to see wtf and they gave us our cable along with all channels for free after that.
      An unproductive year later, we called and cancelled cable. They could not understand why we were cancelling free cable...that was 2016...no cable since then...love it!

    • @MarshallSparrowfan
      @MarshallSparrowfan Před 2 lety +9

      Now that Trump isnt in office anymore they have to be original again so we get good content.

    • @QTCutes
      @QTCutes Před 2 lety +1

      This is an old premise done on South Park expertly as well

    • @mimilini1
      @mimilini1 Před 2 lety +9

      Dealing with spectrum is like dealing with a psychotic robot! They suck!

    • @llkellenba
      @llkellenba Před 2 lety +6

      💯 percent-routine nightmarish REALITY. All Hail Almighty Vultures soul sucking black holes 🕳

  • @DinFL
    @DinFL Před 2 lety +383

    Bravo to the SNL writers. This skit was golden!

    • @spaceballs44
      @spaceballs44 Před 2 lety +7

      I take it someone on the SNL staff had issues with their cable account.

    • @jeremydavid4229
      @jeremydavid4229 Před 2 lety +1

      I feel bad for you that this makes you laugh.

    • @jamesc140292
      @jamesc140292 Před 2 lety +1

      It's a south park skit

    • @WoodgemanX
      @WoodgemanX Před rokem

      They couldn't lampoon Comcast because NBC is owned by Comcast.

  • @ChildOfLove8458
    @ChildOfLove8458 Před 5 měsíci +2

    They NAILED IT!!! Ask me how many nervous breakdowns I’ve had while having to deal with Spectrum on the phone…..I’M MELTTTINGG!!! 🤯🤯🤯

  • @user-cq6dg6ql9j
    @user-cq6dg6ql9j Před 2 lety +741

    This sketch is the exact reason why I go to the cable company in person to cancel my service. It’s a lot harder to give someone the runaround when they are standing in front of you.

    • @SDG-pm8pn
      @SDG-pm8pn Před 2 lety +35

      Preach! I did the same thing to avoid dealing with someone like this on the one.

    • @kendroid5120
      @kendroid5120 Před 2 lety +53

      This is one of the reasons why I haven't had cable in over a decade and just stream everything

    • @jadedguardgirl
      @jadedguardgirl Před 2 lety +10

      no not at the one I was at. that's how I wound up with a landline I didn't want.

    • @whistlingbeardo3270
      @whistlingbeardo3270 Před 2 lety +15

      I work at the store and I still tell them you gotta call lmfao

    • @user-cq6dg6ql9j
      @user-cq6dg6ql9j Před 2 lety +31

      @@whistlingbeardo3270 You are the epitome of evil. 😂🤣

  • @gabrielar9611
    @gabrielar9611 Před 2 lety +473

    This was epic. As a former AT&T rep, I apologize to the world for mostly having these choices and this service.

    • @Twofrogs2
      @Twofrogs2 Před 2 lety +18

      Many years ago, worked for Charter and quit because they had me shove landlines at customers whose cable and internet weren't working. The pressure those CSRs are under to sell that phone is ridiculous. I was told I was "too customer service oriented" because I wanted to first solve the caller's problem; and THEN ask if they wanted to add the phone.

    • @lordmortarius538
      @lordmortarius538 Před 2 lety +19

      Not your fault, friend. It's upper management who have no idea how real conversations with customers go that push these ridiculous call flows and pointless offers onto associates under threat of termination, because 'the numbers tell us it works'.

    • @lordmortarius538
      @lordmortarius538 Před 2 lety +12

      @@Twofrogs2 Exactly. They don't give a shit about actual customer experience, all they want is the money, Lebowski.

    • @BruhBruh-sb5xd
      @BruhBruh-sb5xd Před 2 lety +3

      czcams.com/video/n0deILAcmkk/video.html
      6 boys lol

    • @MrAntiOrdinary
      @MrAntiOrdinary Před 2 lety +6

      Give your life to Jesus. Only He can forgive you. We the People cannot.

  • @Jupiter-T
    @Jupiter-T Před 11 měsíci +4

    Everybody remember, in the US we can push for the law that prevents companies from stopping us from cancelling over the internet, if we signed up over internet. This bill would make it so that cancelling has to be as easy and straightforward as signing up was. Until something like that passes, we're at their mercy.

    • @Hareball001
      @Hareball001 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Yes I have noticed this with a lot of companies nowadays. Sirius XM radio will not let you cancel unless you call them during their business hours only. Spectrum will send you to collections after you cancel.

  • @buddyrevell5885
    @buddyrevell5885 Před 2 lety +731

    Keenan couldn't even stop himself from breaking at the end, lol.

    • @mangot589
      @mangot589 Před 2 lety +17

      He’s my favorite. He’s understated, and hysterical.

    • @cecilec9234
      @cecilec9234 Před 2 lety +11

      He always breaks.

    • @remmilayne6153
      @remmilayne6153 Před 2 lety +3

      I'm sorry I must be having a medical emergency. I actually thought you were saying that Keenan Thompson was your favorite member of SNL.

    • @richardm5448
      @richardm5448 Před 2 lety +5

      It was that ridiculous laugh at the end that got him

    • @madtonesbr
      @madtonesbr Před 2 lety

      Kenan as various east coast latinos kills me every time.

  • @martinp7841
    @martinp7841 Před 2 lety +774

    This is a strikingly accurate portrayal of "customer service" in America these days.

    • @afisemenaborevlaka48
      @afisemenaborevlaka48 Před 2 lety +27

      Yeah but where are all the foreign accents one can hardly understand?

    • @molliwilson5639
      @molliwilson5639 Před 2 lety +9

      Why is this my experience ALWAYS with Comcast…in Washington

    • @200Warpigs
      @200Warpigs Před 2 lety +12

      ​@@molliwilson5639 Comcast its the worse, I tried getting a job with them too but they rather higher foreigners or people that literally cannot speak english
      they do it on purpose to pay them awful wages, 11 bucks the hour for customer service, fast food workers make more then that man

    • @pop3productions
      @pop3productions Před 2 lety +14

      I feel so badly for customer service agents. They're underpaid and overworked. Not to mention mismanaged.

    • @mrlannon5595
      @mrlannon5595 Před 2 lety +5

      And the UK. They must all get the same training.

  • @CigarDoug
    @CigarDoug Před rokem +6

    This wasn't funny. It just triggered my PTSD because it's a documentary of MY experience with Verizon.

  • @themighty521
    @themighty521 Před rokem +2

    I love the way that Kieran couldn’t hold in his laughter at somewhere near the end 😂

  • @RichWainwrightFilms
    @RichWainwrightFilms Před 2 lety +662

    This is honestly what it feels like to cancel most things, except hilarious.

    • @MothGirl007
      @MothGirl007 Před 2 lety +7

      Facts!

    • @je-zw5su
      @je-zw5su Před 2 lety +1

      this happened to me with Suddenlink internet..... worst customer service ive ever experienced.. the people were nice just incompetent

    • @davidpolston2643
      @davidpolston2643 Před 2 lety +1

      And it's why I subscribe to nothing...

    • @chrisdonovan8795
      @chrisdonovan8795 Před 2 lety +3

      I gave you one more like to get you over the number of the beast. Welcome to 667.

    • @CynthiaWord-iq7in
      @CynthiaWord-iq7in Před 2 lety

      Yes, Amazon has it's own style of rage-filling auto replys, and there we are yelling at the computer.

  • @21KJH
    @21KJH Před 2 lety +269

    I got PTSD just watching this. This is 100% accurate.

    • @Quicksilver0922
      @Quicksilver0922 Před 2 lety +4

      😂😂🤣

    • @stormyweather8798
      @stormyweather8798 Před 2 lety

      It kulls me rhey want your 12 # acnt #. How are u sposed to have THat handy? I can't get in their websites and they send noTHing on paper! Why can't they go by your address?!?

    • @RuggerDez
      @RuggerDez Před 2 lety +1

      Right?!? I fell ya… I’m upset now, I’m going to bed.

  • @JohnWitherspoon-rh4rl
    @JohnWitherspoon-rh4rl Před 7 měsíci +1

    My favorite line, "There Is Nothing I Cannot Do!!! 😂😂😂

  • @letitflow8195
    @letitflow8195 Před 3 dny

    this skit makes me keep coming back when i feel down and bored. So funny

  • @JonBastian
    @JonBastian Před 2 lety +653

    LOL. As a Spectrum vict... er, "customer," y'all totally nailed it.

    • @genwilson7741
      @genwilson7741 Před 2 lety +12

      Spectrum is real?! I thought this was based on Comcast lol

    • @kickstart1186
      @kickstart1186 Před 2 lety +2

      Yup!

    • @frankenrigg
      @frankenrigg Před 2 lety

      I think you mean victim

    • @RoyalMasterpiece
      @RoyalMasterpiece Před 2 lety +7

      @@genwilson7741 Spectrum is a real company and it is the worst.

    • @againstthepods4316
      @againstthepods4316 Před 2 lety

      THERES PEOPLE IN AFRICA THAT DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT ELECTRICITY IS. Yall need to be more grateful and stop whining about something so trivial.

  • @_xoxoLaura
    @_xoxoLaura Před 2 lety +189

    I cried at “have a question about your bill? Have your husband explain it to you”

  • @JustNess78
    @JustNess78 Před 4 měsíci +1

    This is the funniest skit I've seen on SNL in years! I laughed the whole way through, especially Keenan's part... LOL!

  • @kdpowers
    @kdpowers Před 9 měsíci +1

    I live in NYC and just got FIOS because of continuously being dropped by Spectrum wifi and having to reboot all the time which interrupted meetings working from home. I already got FIOS installed and will be going to a Spectrum store with my equipment and do it all at once when I cancel. And make sure I get a receipt.

  • @SilkSatin
    @SilkSatin Před 2 lety +331

    We ended our cable 20 years ago the easy way. We ran out of money. Cable canceled us. 😆

    • @yvetterene
      @yvetterene Před 2 lety +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @johnkeating362
      @johnkeating362 Před 2 lety

      Yet you still have internet? Hmmmmmm.

    • @Shinycelebi
      @Shinycelebi Před 2 lety +15

      @@johnkeating362 Having cable on the TV and Internet cable aren't one the same, not everybody has a "Triple Play Package".

    • @candicemirisha912
      @candicemirisha912 Před 2 lety

      😂

    • @izerelynda
      @izerelynda Před 2 lety +3

      @@johnkeating362 I have internet but never had cable. Big are separate.

  • @unclecreepy4185
    @unclecreepy4185 Před 2 lety +489

    The 40% of homes that have landlines are still on hold with customer service trying to cancel their landline.

  • @samanthamcgrew5221
    @samanthamcgrew5221 Před 4 měsíci +2

    The way spectrum be forcing people to learn assertiveness and boundary enforcement just to cancel a cable bill is life changing; ever since my cable cancel call, I haven’t backed down from an uncomfortable confrontation at all 😂

  • @antoniomajdandzic8462
    @antoniomajdandzic8462 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I had an even worse experience than this video.
    They tricked me by adding a cable service to my internet tho I explicitly said I don't want it and repeated many times I only want the internet and making sure it's clear to them. Months after I realized I'm receiving higher bills than what I was supposed to, and realized they are charging me for the internet + cable. I called and "cancelled" the cable part, happily forgetting about the whole thing. Some time after, I see the cable keep being charged, called again, they "cancelled". Again, the cable kept being charged, I kept calling, and agents would pretend they don't know what's happening and "are you sure you cancelled? We do not see any record of you cancelling" I WAS TRIGGERED started cursing. Finally they cancel.
    It appears it's a common practice of their agents not just to evade the request for cancellation, but once they finally give in (LOL) they may LIE to you about the "successful cancellation" while leaving it still on.
    Method of cancelling that works: They only cancel if you curse and threaten with suing, or threaten with visiting their office citing the exact location.