Kavanaugh Hearing Cold Open - SNL

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  • čas přidán 28. 09. 2018
  • Judge Brett Kavanaugh (Matt Damon) takes questions from Senators Chuck Grassley (Alex Moffat), Dianne Feinstein (Cecily Strong), Amy Klobuchar (Rachel Dratch), Thom Tillis (Mikey Day), Cory Booker (Chris Redd), John Kennedy (Kyle Mooney), Sheldon Whitehouse (Pete Davidson), Lindsey Graham (Kate McKinnon) and prosecutor Rachel Mitchell (Aidy Bryant).
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  • @bluebarash2488
    @bluebarash2488 Před 4 lety +13067

    Background actors never get enough recognition for never breaking character

    • @r.m7921
      @r.m7921 Před 4 lety +139

      Someone said it

    • @TheForestFamily
      @TheForestFamily Před 4 lety +223

      I think they’re mostly writers 😂

    • @bryanchipps9374
      @bryanchipps9374 Před 4 lety +183

      I would have to put ear plugs in

    • @taxiuniversum
      @taxiuniversum Před 4 lety +75

      They all deserve an Oscar.

    • @kingmortz
      @kingmortz Před 4 lety +102

      Great point. Holy shit it must be hard sitting right behind Matt Damon 🤣

  • @DanniShelton
    @DanniShelton Před 3 lety +10280

    Matt Damon stole the sketch already with that first “WHAT?!?”
    Incredible

    • @jenwarshawsky189
      @jenwarshawsky189 Před 3 lety +223

      That was the best "WHAT?!" ever uttered!

    • @brandonwei2430
      @brandonwei2430 Před 3 lety +78

      Dude, makes T Pain's WHAT seem so blase in comparison

    • @juliegogola4647
      @juliegogola4647 Před 3 lety +59

      With all of that sniffing, I wonder did Kavanaugh also snort Cocaine? We all know that "likes beer" BUT in this video he is sniffling all the time too. Like a coke head would do.

    • @juliegogola4647
      @juliegogola4647 Před 3 lety +30

      @Kardz22 I agree, and the people who make the actors up with makeup and wigs are very good at what they do. Melissa Mc Carthy as Sean Spicer was great too. The hair is the best part of the getup they have to make these characters believable.

    • @juliegogola4647
      @juliegogola4647 Před 3 lety +4

      @Kardz22 That one is a real head scratcher. Now even Kavanaugh doesn't want to be associated with Bill Cosby!

  • @papaCmahns
    @papaCmahns Před 2 lety +3565

    This is one of the single best sketches in SNL history. Good lord, Damon just kills it. As does Aidy.

    • @pierreandlauer2824
      @pierreandlauer2824 Před rokem +12

      So you think it is okay for matt Damon, who knew but didn't say anything about Harvey weinstein, to ridicule and accuse someone who hasn't been probed guilty but only accused without respecting the basic right to be "innocent until proven guilty"?

    • @inherblues7261
      @inherblues7261 Před rokem

      @@pierreandlauer2824 No, but harvey weinstein wasn't in the office for the Supreme court either. Do republitards ever have anything beyond strawman arguments>

    • @pierreandlauer2824
      @pierreandlauer2824 Před rokem +15

      @@inherblues7261 your answer makes no sense. Kavanaugh wasn't found guilty when this sketch was made while weinstein was. I am not even a republican I just care about justice and fairness

    • @benselander1482
      @benselander1482 Před rokem +88

      @@pierreandlauer2824 Is that you, Squee?

    • @silvos8903
      @silvos8903 Před rokem +20

      @@pierreandlauer2824 you can just type out "I didn't watch or pay attention to the actual investigation" instead of trying to feel smart while typing a paragraph. You're welcome for the time saver.

  • @bcgrant83
    @bcgrant83 Před 4 měsíci +260

    They flew him in the Friday night before, and in less than 24 hours Damon produced one of the greatest cold opens in the history of SNL lol

    • @oolala53
      @oolala53 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Do the others get longer than that? It’s kind of what actors do. I don’t deny that he’s good, but he’s had a lot of practice.

    • @oolala53
      @oolala53 Před 3 měsíci

      Do the others get longer than that? It’s kind of what actors do. I don’t deny that he’s good, but he’s had a lot of practice.

    • @oolala53
      @oolala53 Před 3 měsíci

      Do the others get longer than that? It’s kind of what actors do. I don’t deny that he’s good, but he’s had a lot of practice.

    • @oolala53
      @oolala53 Před 3 měsíci

      Do the others get longer than that? It’s kind of what actors do. I don’t deny that he’s good, but he’s had a lot of practice.

    • @oolala53
      @oolala53 Před 3 měsíci

      Do the others get longer than that? It’s kind of what actors do. I don’t deny that he’s good, but he’s had a lot of practice.

  • @jakekrynock8270
    @jakekrynock8270 Před 5 lety +3055

    that opening
    "WHAT?!"
    kills me every time lmao

    • @questioneverything-rf3yf
      @questioneverything-rf3yf Před 4 lety +25

      I love it too. Makes me cry with laughter.

    • @PassiveWealth
      @PassiveWealth Před 4 lety +56

      That was the most forceful what in the history of whats. He did Lil Jon proud that day

    • @Toywins
      @Toywins Před 4 lety +7

      @@PassiveWealth I cry with laughter from that too, I'm LITERALLY doing it now!! 😂😂😂

    • @LadyEmu
      @LadyEmu Před 4 lety +5

      Hilarious! Never stops being funny! 😂😂😂

    • @khlaazz
      @khlaazz Před 4 lety +1

      1K like. from me

  • @SSR-cl4od
    @SSR-cl4od Před 5 lety +6960

    The person who audibly gasped at Matt Damon's entry was the real star of the skit.

    • @carolinamurtha3102
      @carolinamurtha3102 Před 4 lety +273

      Sumrine Raja it can’t be unheard, and now I laugh every time I watch this 😂. That was person was SOO excited.

    • @SSR-cl4od
      @SSR-cl4od Před 4 lety +34

      @@carolinamurtha3102 IKR? So funny!

    • @randyangel9412
      @randyangel9412 Před 4 lety +8

      Carolina Murtha yup

    • @ATLKing404
      @ATLKing404 Před 4 lety +104

      @@carolinamurtha3102 it's like me when I see the waiter coming with my food

    • @carolinamurtha3102
      @carolinamurtha3102 Před 4 lety +7

      raider nation 😂🤣😂!

  • @matkodoris9099
    @matkodoris9099 Před 2 lety +2764

    The best work Matt Damon has ever done. He deserved an Emmy for this.

    • @bigcat47
      @bigcat47 Před rokem +41

      He shot guns a can of water 😹😹😹

    • @joseluiscaceres0502
      @joseluiscaceres0502 Před rokem

      That's why your bar is so low, you must have a less than mediocre life.

    • @captasparagus6908
      @captasparagus6908 Před rokem +78

      I'd like to acknowledge the off camera contributions of PJ, Squee, Donkey Dong Doug, Handsey Hank and Mark Judge.

    • @jillbythelake
      @jillbythelake Před rokem +14

      Hands-y Hank.

    • @Grsz11
      @Grsz11 Před rokem +18

      He was nominated for one.

  • @jenna9531
    @jenna9531 Před 2 lety +1545

    I still come back to this years later, it is so damn brilliant, and I cannot stop laughing at it. Simply genius!

    • @josephperrotta5143
      @josephperrotta5143 Před 2 lety +7

      Too bad miss Ford was dismissed

    • @yuhyuh7603
      @yuhyuh7603 Před 2 lety +3

      I'm back too

    • @jnan1649
      @jnan1649 Před 2 lety +4

      Me too!🤣😂🤣

    • @221b-Maker-Street
      @221b-Maker-Street Před rokem +2

      It really is.

    • @pierreandlauer2824
      @pierreandlauer2824 Před rokem

      So you think it is okay for matt Damon, who knew but didn't say a thing about weinstein to ridicule and accuse someone who had only been accused without respecting the basic right to be "innocent until proven guilty"

  • @TylerJayRobinett345
    @TylerJayRobinett345 Před 3 lety +2565

    “Did you ever drink too many beers?” “You mean ‘Was I cool?’ Yeah.”

  • @rutwiksakhare7324
    @rutwiksakhare7324 Před 3 lety +4716

    The woman playing Kavanaugh's wife is on another level.

  • @seantlewis376
    @seantlewis376 Před 7 měsíci +468

    How the cast made it through this sketch without breaking character is pure professionalism.

    • @deo8886
      @deo8886 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Absolutely my thought too. Best sketch and performances ever.

    • @realityitis4
      @realityitis4 Před 2 měsíci

      I think those are the best ones, like adele losing her shit while standing next to snl Kate McKinnon never isn't a riot

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse Před 16 dny

      ​@@realityitis4What skit is that? (Not a regular viewer, sorry.)

    • @Ron-Ayres
      @Ron-Ayres Před 13 dny

      @@GildedmuseI think it was a bachelorette-type sketch. Adele doing a lot of lurking iirc.

    • @lucienoon7262
      @lucienoon7262 Před 10 dny

      including the blonde woman sitting in the back to the right

  • @KaRaTeLoRd11PS3
    @KaRaTeLoRd11PS3 Před rokem +1305

    “Just wait until I get on that Supreme Court because you’re all gonna pay.”
    And pay we did

    • @laurabien4809
      @laurabien4809 Před rokem +48

      @@Onikage55 Next term the court hears Moore vs. Harper, which could allow disputed elections to be adjudicated by state legislators, who could choose their own electors. Basically the same thing Trump tried to pull the last time around. Could destroy our democracy, not that the Rs care.

    • @lukasblur3500
      @lukasblur3500 Před rokem

      I smell a second civil war on the horizon.

    • @WhiteBraveheart1
      @WhiteBraveheart1 Před rokem +2

      He never said that.

    • @WhiteBraveheart1
      @WhiteBraveheart1 Před rokem +3

      @@Onikage55 How do you know?

    • @chriskills637
      @chriskills637 Před rokem

      #trump2024 !!!! Hahahahahaha ahhhhh hahahahaha daddy like!!!! Now shut up and have my baby.. You mayonnaise guzzling liberals ;)

  • @AnabethalightASMR
    @AnabethalightASMR Před 5 lety +15006

    I’d like to point out that in the actual testimony Brett Kavanaugh said “I like beer” WAY more times than Matt Damon did in this sketch.

    • @Rachel98246
      @Rachel98246 Před 4 lety +777

      Bryan Halstead No, but it IS incredibly unprofessional

    • @Rachel98246
      @Rachel98246 Před 4 lety +823

      Bryan Halstead I’m not saying it’s unprofessional to drink beer. I’m saying it’s unprofessional to say to a bunch of times when you’re in front of people who’ll be deciding whether or not you get a job on the Supreme Court!

    • @Rachel98246
      @Rachel98246 Před 4 lety +426

      Bryan Halstead That doesn't excuse the fact that he was unprofessional throughout the hearing, but whatever

    • @grandpaeren6839
      @grandpaeren6839 Před 4 lety +19

      Chicken Permission thats a very unprofessional way to comment on something that u think is unprofessional

    • @Rachel98246
      @Rachel98246 Před 4 lety +419

      naruto midoryia Yeah, but the difference is, I’m a random person in the comment section of a sketch. HE’S a judge on the Supreme fucking court!
      It’s kind of his job to professional!
      Also, if you’re going to insult me on *my* professionalism, you might want to start spelling the word ‘you’ right.

  • @jacobfisher8922
    @jacobfisher8922 Před 5 lety +3370

    ‘I wrote it myself last night, while screaming into an empty bag of Doritos’
    Every college paper I’ve ever written

    • @emmasullivan2274
      @emmasullivan2274 Před 5 lety +56

      Five-HundredEightySeven I’m not even in college and I can somehow relate...

    • @jacobfisher8922
      @jacobfisher8922 Před 5 lety +35

      Oh hell yeah, high school too fam

    • @fullbag50
      @fullbag50 Před 5 lety +13

      This line Damon delivered does not even resonate, but man, is it a riot.

    • @famguy218
      @famguy218 Před 5 lety +7

      After a while I lost the care to even scream lmao

    • @Sullaban
      @Sullaban Před 5 lety

      I never saw this one and it is really funny Thanks Jacob Fisher.
      Please take a look at the following videos. Thank you most of them are quite short.
      Thank you.
      video one: Michael Avenatti and Akron's Own! LeBron James
      video two: BEATLES the WHITE ALBUM
      video three: PewDiePie watch his videos! Watch Them All of the Time!

  • @C64TV
    @C64TV Před 2 lety +526

    Matt Damon absolutely crushes this. One of the best SNL cold openings of the past 20 years.

  • @SceneWins
    @SceneWins Před 2 lety +1297

    This isn’t even a parody. This is EXACTLY what happened.

    • @travelfoodielove
      @travelfoodielove Před rokem +18

      Lmao yup

    • @pierreandlauer2824
      @pierreandlauer2824 Před rokem +6

      So you think it is okay for matt Damon, who knew but didn't say a thing about weinstein to ridicule and accuse someone who had only been accused without respecting the basic right to be "innocent until proven guilty"

    • @SceneWins
      @SceneWins Před rokem

      @@pierreandlauer2824 Oh STFU…people been making fun of OJ for 30 years and he was never convicted. Some people are just clearly guilty.
      And this hearing was absolutely ridiculous…he cried over his father (who is still alive) reading from “his calendars” to the kids and teared up while reciting all his female friends by name. He was defensive to the extreme over the idea that he might have blacked out, said a “Devil’s Triangle” was a drinking game, and said “Renata Alumni” was his way of saying a girl was “one of the guys” when it clearly insinuated that they all allegedly slept with her. He was asked repeatedly if he would support an FBI investigation & dodged the question.
      If they really wanted to embarrass the guy they should’ve just played the actual hearing. This guy is a fucking piece of shit, but looking at America, it doesn’t surprise me that he’s doing so well.

    • @felipepineda1585
      @felipepineda1585 Před rokem

      @@pierreandlauer2824 - hey if you don't like it, look at amendment 1! No one cares about your feelings about it

    • @k.-flynn
      @k.-flynn Před rokem +25

      @@pierreandlauer2824 seems like the perfect casting choice honestly

  • @trmahama6447
    @trmahama6447 Před 4 lety +3691

    Damon needs to be commended for his water drinking ability

    • @fcon8507
      @fcon8507 Před 3 lety +39

      Fuckin Trump should take notes!

    • @devonbeechley3981
      @devonbeechley3981 Před 3 lety +37

      *Intensively drinks water*

    • @acekenny9339
      @acekenny9339 Před 3 lety +2

      TR Mahama I ruined ur 888 likes

    • @vav413
      @vav413 Před 3 lety +14

      A true hydro homie

    • @marquizzo
      @marquizzo Před 3 lety +20

      He probably had to run straight to the bathroom after the sketch ended.

  • @louisdavies8050
    @louisdavies8050 Před 4 lety +1634

    "did you ever drink too many beers?"
    "You mean was I cool? YEAH"

  • @canadianscratcher7834
    @canadianscratcher7834 Před 5 měsíci +168

    Matt Damon screaming "WHAT?" is what got me laughing.

  • @JackFisherTrio
    @JackFisherTrio Před 2 lety +406

    The actors sitting beside deserve an award for the straight face. I couldn't have not laughed.

    • @scottielover5415
      @scottielover5415 Před 9 měsíci +7

      Absolutely agree!

    • @sonsofstretford3866
      @sonsofstretford3866 Před 7 měsíci +21

      The lady playing Kavanaughs wife especially, copied her emotional stare throughout the hearing to a tee

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver Před 4 měsíci

      The brunette twitched at "GET AWFF MY LAWWNN" but the blonde babe is a master at poker face.

    • @susanford2388
      @susanford2388 Před měsícem

      I was thinking that too. They must have been thinking of the saddest things possible to keep those straight faces

  • @evangarcia6093
    @evangarcia6093 Před 5 lety +3640

    "Did you ever drink to many beers?" "You mean was I cool? Yea!" LMMFAO

    • @mloftin6472
      @mloftin6472 Před 5 lety +14

      So perfect.

    • @ybrix101
      @ybrix101 Před 4 lety +12

      "to"? 🙄

    • @roboninja3194
      @roboninja3194 Před 4 lety +9

      *too many. It's called English.

    • @studio3js196
      @studio3js196 Před 4 lety +7

      Optimus Prime ooh look at the troll account commenting on someone’s grammar.....on CZcams 😂

  • @joropi
    @joropi Před 3 lety +2818

    This feels like forever ago, but it was only two years

    • @constituenta5293
      @constituenta5293 Před 3 lety +38

      And it feels like it must have been an SNL skit, but it was real.

    • @trailersfromhell2539
      @trailersfromhell2539 Před 3 lety +3

      @@constituenta5293 Too bad for your side that the actual incident in question never occurred

    • @asphyxiafeeling
      @asphyxiafeeling Před 3 lety +36

      Most Presidents age quite dramatically while in office. Trump aged all of us instead.

    • @misfitbrit1989
      @misfitbrit1989 Před 3 lety +22

      2020 felt like a decade

    • @1cioda
      @1cioda Před 3 lety +16

      @@trailersfromhell2539 Someones got issues moving on from the past.

  • @lastjob2011
    @lastjob2011 Před 2 lety +916

    I saw this sketch before I saw the actual hearing. Then I was horrified at how much of the sketch was true from the actual hearing. I rarely watch things more than once. I think I've seen this 5 times. Incredible writing and acting of all comics!

    • @pierreandlauer2824
      @pierreandlauer2824 Před rokem +7

      So you think it is okay for matt Damon, who knew but didn't say a thing about weinstein to ridicule and accuse someone who had only been accused without respecting the basic right to be "innocent until proven guilty"?

    • @edinfific2576
      @edinfific2576 Před rokem +49

      @@pierreandlauer2824 Hey, troll, how are you? 😁

    • @pierreandlauer2824
      @pierreandlauer2824 Před rokem +3

      @@edinfific2576 so now saying the truth is considered as trolling? You guys will do anything to escape reality it is pathetic

    • @edinfific2576
      @edinfific2576 Před rokem +34

      @@pierreandlauer2824 First of all, where did you get your information about Matt Damon "knowing about Weinstein" (knowing what and when?).
      Second of all, you have this EXACT SAME text elsewhere under this video, just copy-pasted, and even IF it's the truth, it is trolling if posting multiple replies with exactly the same text instead of addressing the original comment.

    • @pierreandlauer2824
      @pierreandlauer2824 Před rokem +1

      @@edinfific2576 I copy pasted all the messages because I didnt want to waste time dude

  • @joejunior1974
    @joejunior1974 Před rokem +443

    This is one of the best skits they ever did. Great writing and performances all around!

    • @pierreandlauer2824
      @pierreandlauer2824 Před rokem

      So you think it is okay for matt Damon, who knew but didn't say a thing about weinstein to ridicule and accuse someone who had only been accused without respecting the basic right to be "innocent until proven guilty"?

    • @jkd6969
      @jkd6969 Před 3 měsíci

      Absolutely!!!

    • @realityitis4
      @realityitis4 Před 2 měsíci +2

      one of few times, life wrote the script, the hearing was such a 1 sided shit show

  • @ekbrandon93
    @ekbrandon93 Před 2 lety +5924

    Colin Jost wrote in his memoir that SNL didn't even contact Matt Damon with this idea until Friday afternoon. He said yes without hesitation and was on a flight to New York that night. So he basically only had Saturday to prepare for this performance!

    • @turdfurgeson1643
      @turdfurgeson1643 Před 2 lety +484

      And he crushed it, absolute perfection.

    • @rachel2814
      @rachel2814 Před 2 lety +345

      And he chugged a beer right before to get into character 😆

    • @totalyep
      @totalyep Před 2 lety +107

      That’s amazing. He was perfect.

    • @Notimp0rtant523
      @Notimp0rtant523 Před 2 lety +146

      I've actually even heard it might have been less time than that. Which does not lessen the impressive performance that basically a 24 hour lead time is, if the 24 hour lead is accurate. In short, Matt Damon is a god.

    • @blythetaylor4063
      @blythetaylor4063 Před 2 lety +131

      Honestly I think it makes the performance more hilarious because he channels all of his nervous adrenaline fueled energy into the character and tbh it’s pique performance

  • @zachpriddy8432
    @zachpriddy8432 Před 5 lety +1899

    "I drink American Beer!" " NO FURTHER QUESTIONS!!!" I always die at this part

  • @JK-oy8kq
    @JK-oy8kq Před 2 lety +63

    "You don't have to compare me to Bill Cosby"
    "No no you are him" 😆 😂 🤣

  • @IantheDugan
    @IantheDugan Před 9 měsíci +182

    Through and through, just the best SNL cold open, perhaps sketch ever. 10 consistent minutes, no misses

  • @SJ-ig1jc
    @SJ-ig1jc Před 4 lety +4711

    Oh, we're just using the actual footage now?

    • @OGitGirlJess
      @OGitGirlJess Před 4 lety +22

      Nobody Important 🙌🙌🙌

    • @DemonDante1000
      @DemonDante1000 Před 4 lety +13

      Rotfl

    • @jane27world
      @jane27world Před 4 lety +3

      You're exactly the kind of useful idiot MSM targets... most appropriate user name I've ever seen

    • @tuneaddicted
      @tuneaddicted Před 4 lety +32

      Yes, only with much better ACTING

    • @ryanjapan3113
      @ryanjapan3113 Před 4 lety +52

      Alex Johnston says the trump puppet

  • @SwaggyVilla
    @SwaggyVilla Před 5 lety +4775

    The fact that those two girls next to him are able to keep a straight face without laughing is amazing

    • @rineetajose7518
      @rineetajose7518 Před 5 lety +143

      Me so Sorry i have a sneaking suspicion they have ear plugs in.

    • @Danielle10101
      @Danielle10101 Před 5 lety +41

      Yesss hahaha I’m laughing so hard and they’re just like 😑

    • @sammygirl6910
      @sammygirl6910 Před 5 lety +56

      His wife was barely holding it together. The cold opens are live, BTW.

    • @sammygirl6910
      @sammygirl6910 Před 5 lety +66

      @lurch321 Cold open is live. No extra takes. They have multiple cameras, so that might be why it seems edited, but it's not. They're just really freaking good at their jobs. 👍

    • @chapablo
      @chapablo Před 5 lety +13

      They're deaf. My only theory. WHAT!

  • @whitemagicalhat2844
    @whitemagicalhat2844 Před rokem +77

    "But if you think I'm angry now, you just wait 'til I get on that Supreme Court, because then, you're all gonna pay." Jesus Christ, they predicted the future.

    • @RustyRick
      @RustyRick Před rokem

      Yes cause not being able to abort a child is hell 😂

    • @haggisa
      @haggisa Před rokem +9

      @@RustyRick Yes, yes it is. We appreciate your empathy and understanding.

  • @xcelestialsongx
    @xcelestialsongx Před 2 lety +120

    Can we give credit where it's due? Alyssa Milano didn't break character for even a second.

  • @ScarySadFlan
    @ScarySadFlan Před 4 lety +2511

    Klobuchar: Did you ever drink too many beers?
    Kavanaugh: You mean was I cool? Yeah!
    😂😂😂😂

    • @hypecrewproductions3075
      @hypecrewproductions3075 Před 4 lety +15

      ScarySadFlan sounds like something Peter griffin would say

    • @TheKitchenerLeslie
      @TheKitchenerLeslie Před 4 lety +1

      Thank god we #LetBidenRape!

    • @ciara7264
      @ciara7264 Před 4 lety +5

      @@TheKitchenerLeslie bro chill. It's all bad.

    • @TheKitchenerLeslie
      @TheKitchenerLeslie Před 4 lety +3

      @@FinalClem He never said that... I heard the unedited tape. P.S. Stormy Daniels recanted everything. Nobody told you? Now she's getting sued.

    • @fezzik7619
      @fezzik7619 Před 3 lety

      Good thing we have you to repeat what he said in case we didn’t hear it

  • @hayaakhurshid8209
    @hayaakhurshid8209 Před 2 lety +2410

    Its sad to say that half this dialogue was actually word to word from the actual trial...he actually showed calendars and cried about PJ, Tobin and squee lmao

    • @Baliane22
      @Baliane22 Před 2 lety +58

      OMG NO!

    • @hayaakhurshid8209
      @hayaakhurshid8209 Před 2 lety +192

      Sadly yes. The names were slightly different but they sounded the same 🤣 the water thing, him saying "did you"....all actually happened lol

    • @jennyreid722
      @jennyreid722 Před 2 lety +23

      Even gangbang Greg 🙄 mad though how close this was to how it went down

    • @BenDover-qo7ul
      @BenDover-qo7ul Před 2 lety +104

      Y’all forgot about donkey dong Dave

    • @GCNMMA
      @GCNMMA Před rokem +2

      Best part is it was all based on a lie and you bought it

  • @dianacarbonate
    @dianacarbonate Před rokem +350

    These hearings were so upsetting and honestly traumatizing. SNL continues the decades of making the horrors of reality less horrible with this sketch. This cast and these writers are as good as the show has ever had.

    • @ripwednesdayadams
      @ripwednesdayadams Před rokem +11

      I appreciate them for being able to make me laugh despite the horror show. It’s not easy to take on a subject as sensitive as this in a comedy sketch without coming off offensive but they nailed it. as a survivor I appreciate that victim and the assault are not the butt of the joke.

    • @okigi-wo5zm
      @okigi-wo5zm Před 5 měsíci

      In this country you have the right to confront your accusers. Ford was treated with kid gloves.

    • @invisibot6
      @invisibot6 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@okigi-wo5zm don't waste your time. P*ssy dems will just never get it. They need the world to be soft so they can survive.

    • @EP-ch2wu
      @EP-ch2wu Před 3 měsíci

      Ford had some bullshit fake allegations-and nobody was able to back her up , but it was okay to destroy his life right for a laugh ?

  • @haruspexmusic9340
    @haruspexmusic9340 Před rokem +201

    The “you’re all gonna pay” line really hits different in June 2022 lol

    • @nadiamccall4311
      @nadiamccall4311 Před rokem +19

      yeah. Clarence Thomas also actually said this. He said he wanted to make liberals pay for what they did to him. There's a whole transcript I just read about him saying this. I thought judges were supposed to be impartial and unbiased.

    • @aashepherd8585
      @aashepherd8585 Před rokem +8

      @@nadiamccall4311 I thought they weren’t supposed to be sex offenders who knew

  • @zaraamir9165
    @zaraamir9165 Před 5 lety +9246

    That moment when you realize SNL is no longer writing scripts, they're just doing slightly dramatized reenactments of reality.

    • @Hugs_4_Bugs_
      @Hugs_4_Bugs_ Před 5 lety +82

      Basically it's South Park/Family Guy kind of humor

    • @jamesfunaro4674
      @jamesfunaro4674 Před 5 lety +30

      Reality?? I think you mean fantasy sweetie

    • @RustyTiberius
      @RustyTiberius Před 5 lety +146

      James Funaro oh yeah no this is pretty much a re-enactment

    • @melissasaint3283
      @melissasaint3283 Před 5 lety +200

      They're often doing lots of lampooning and satire and setting up scenarios that never happened for comedic effect, of course...but *this* was uncannily similar to what actually happened. I laughed but also felt deeply unsettled that this was reality...I still do.
      It is stunning that a candidate (guilty or innocent) had an almost complete melt down, sweating, crying, shouting, truculently refusong to answer questions and rudely throwing them back at Senators.....and still was given a lifetime seat on the Supreme Court.
      It boggles the mind.

    • @blisterpacman
      @blisterpacman Před 5 lety +11

      yeah its pretty lame and its trash

  • @juliaplous9092
    @juliaplous9092 Před 5 lety +2602

    The fact that they had to put this together in like 12 hours and that they pulled it off was AMAZING.

    • @harpfully
      @harpfully Před 4 lety +128

      It was possible because the script was already written, in the Congressional record.

    • @silvermoonlight007
      @silvermoonlight007 Před 4 lety +9

      YESSSSSS!!!!!

    • @jamestownsassacre9211
      @jamestownsassacre9211 Před 4 lety +16

      @Jimm Crowe Don't be the tomato.

    • @jente2658
      @jente2658 Před 4 lety +26

      @Jimm Crowe do you understand irony or do you have the Trump-supporter required maximum IQ of 67? They called you a crybaby and there you go again, on your crybaby way.

    • @jente2658
      @jente2658 Před 4 lety +19

      @Jimm Crowe Sure it is, racist little bitch boy. Why wouldn't I believe something on the internet? Speaking of which, please inform your mommy or caretaker that you've had enough internet for the day.

  • @MerchantIvoryfilms
    @MerchantIvoryfilms Před 2 lety +485

    Most underrated sketch in SNL history. Matt hit this out of the park and it was brilliant from beginning to end!

    • @pierreandlauer2824
      @pierreandlauer2824 Před rokem

      So you think it is okay for matt Damon, who knew but didn't say a thing about weinstein to ridicule and accuse someone who had only been accused without respecting the basic right to be "innocent until proven guilty"

    • @shoulderBirb
      @shoulderBirb Před rokem +10

      do you know what underrated means? cuz... this aint it

    • @shoulderBirb
      @shoulderBirb Před rokem

      @@pierreandlauer2824 🥱🥱🥱

    • @MerchantIvoryfilms
      @MerchantIvoryfilms Před rokem

      @@shoulderBirb Says who? You? Try again :)

    • @shoulderBirb
      @shoulderBirb Před rokem +1

      @@MerchantIvoryfilms people who know what underrated means

  • @flapperslapper8920
    @flapperslapper8920 Před rokem +153

    I come back to this from time and time and the crowd's gasp and cheer when they realized it's Matt Damon is always so fun to hear

  • @JustbeingCed
    @JustbeingCed Před 3 lety +2754

    "I'm gonna start at a 11 and take it to a 15 real quick lol😂😂😂😂

    • @AlyssaJobes
      @AlyssaJobes Před 3 lety +30

      That was my favorite part to be honest.

    • @honky3rd953
      @honky3rd953 Před 2 lety +5

      What does this mean? Pedophilia?

    • @JustbeingCed
      @JustbeingCed Před 2 lety +22

      @@honky3rd953 no. It's mean it's his anger level. He's going to start at a 11 and take it to a 15.

    • @realbeautyness25
      @realbeautyness25 Před 2 lety +8

      @@honky3rd953 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 WTFE

    • @lavallebarlow2324
      @lavallebarlow2324 Před 2 lety +3

      Had me in tears

  • @JamaicanRain
    @JamaicanRain Před 5 lety +2514

    I basically keep on returning to this video to hear Matt Damon yell that he's gonna start at an 11 and take it to about a 15 REAL QUICK!

  • @DeezNuts-
    @DeezNuts- Před rokem +41

    The only time a guy cried about how much he liked beer at a job interview and still get it

  • @johnclifford544
    @johnclifford544 Před rokem +231

    And the entire country is paying now. This was one of the most prescient SNL sketches ever.

    • @idiotsloveboxes
      @idiotsloveboxes Před rokem

      Pro-abortion people’s butt hurt for losing the argument really makes me hard.

    • @soni8995
      @soni8995 Před 8 měsíci +1

      😔😔😔

  • @sharebear9165
    @sharebear9165 Před 4 lety +1025

    “I was the proudest drunkest virgin you’ve ever seen”
    Mood.

  • @klina7645
    @klina7645 Před 5 lety +761

    "I've got about 4,000 loose papers on this weird little baby desk...I'm here mostly for Twitter"

  • @mojo500100
    @mojo500100 Před rokem +86

    This should be in the Top Ten of all-time great SNL cold opens. Damon and the whole cast are perfect throughout.

  • @bjv93
    @bjv93 Před rokem +37

    "I'm a keg is half full kind of guy" I cannot breathe

  • @Adela-1815
    @Adela-1815 Před 4 lety +1119

    "I'm gonna start at an 11 then take it to a 15 real quick"😂

    • @phiksit
      @phiksit Před 4 lety +2

      Props to Don McGahn... one hell of an acting coach.

    • @roninreturns
      @roninreturns Před 4 lety +5

      @Becky Bayon, "See, most amps only go to 10 on the old dial, so you are all the way down here at ten, and you've got nowhere to go. But these go the eleven, and that is one louder than ten, now isn't it?" If you do the math and equations, with the space age technology, and Spiders From Mars and such, you could easily get to 15 now, just like that. It is all theoretical of course, but Professor David Bowie discovered it. I think Spinal Tap did a cover once.

  • @joshrabatin
    @joshrabatin Před 5 lety +1898

    "I'm a keg is half full kinda guy" 💀🔫

    • @joshrabatin
      @joshrabatin Před 5 lety +4

      @Joshua Jung 😂

    • @shawnuel
      @shawnuel Před 4 lety +6

      "I don't know the meaning of the word stop!"

  • @MithunOnTheNet
    @MithunOnTheNet Před 5 měsíci +21

    Matt's "WHAT?!" in the beginning!🤣

  • @marktosh3739
    @marktosh3739 Před 2 lety +123

    This is funny over and over again.
    Damon is brilliant.

  • @benjaminlitano3396
    @benjaminlitano3396 Před 4 lety +2786

    Kate McKinnon plays a better Lindsey Graham than Lindsey Graham

  • @haydensidun9029
    @haydensidun9029 Před 5 lety +1761

    Feinstein: "Do you think you have the right temperament to be a Supreme Court justice?"
    Kavanaugh: *angrily flips through papers* "I WENT TO YALE."
    I died at that part lol

    • @Nestor123057
      @Nestor123057 Před 5 lety +41

      LOL Yeah, I laughed at that too, as well as a bunch of other moments in the skit. The, "WHAT!!!," at the beginning is my favorite, though.

    • @ayrtonflaherty7728
      @ayrtonflaherty7728 Před 5 lety +19

      @Nub B when did you get hired as internet comedy police?

    • @fineartbytuckerdempstucker7786
      @fineartbytuckerdempstucker7786 Před 5 lety

      🤣😂🤣😂

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 5 lety

      And he got out Yust before the hearings.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Před 3 lety +4

      Such an apt question. The answer was clearly NO.

  • @akorn9943
    @akorn9943 Před 2 lety +90

    Lindsey Graham’s performance in Ketanji Brown Jackson’s hearing brought me back here. “This is my audition for Mr. Trump’s cabinet and also a regional production of the Crucible”

  • @CrispyWater4Sale
    @CrispyWater4Sale Před rokem +44

    "If you think I'm angry now, you all wait till I get on that supreme court because youre all gonna pay"
    Snl predicted the future

  • @JWood14
    @JWood14 Před 5 lety +2019

    *How did those extras behind Matt keep a straight face*

    • @fergusonwij1
      @fergusonwij1 Před 5 lety +24

      My thought exactly!!

    • @mellymel6543
      @mellymel6543 Před 5 lety +32

      it was quite impressive

    • @sheriffburfordt.justice4488
      @sheriffburfordt.justice4488 Před 5 lety +3

      Good question.

    • @ericday4505
      @ericday4505 Před 4 lety +21

      @@mellymel6543 yes maybe they had earplugs in.

    • @neiloch
      @neiloch Před 4 lety +28

      staring at blank spot on a wall humming circus music in their head. They have no idea whats happening and are going to have to watch it later.

  • @KuinasBrokenNail
    @KuinasBrokenNail Před 3 lety +2639

    Can we take a moment to appreciate the woman playing his wife? She didn’t break once.

    • @lem0nthr0b30
      @lem0nthr0b30 Před 3 lety +3

      i love your pfp btw :)

    • @EUROPAMusicOfficialChannel
      @EUROPAMusicOfficialChannel Před 2 lety +46

      She is on the verge of tears. Very good acting.

    • @kriscolereid
      @kriscolereid Před 2 lety +2

      That’s because it was shit , never laughed once

    • @binx414
      @binx414 Před 2 lety +31

      Both of the women in the back are 👌🏼

    • @Starr_Apathy
      @Starr_Apathy Před 2 lety +30

      I'm so so glad someone else saw that. She was spectacular! Her constant holding back tears... While Matt Damon was ranting liking a mad man only made it that much funnier... I couldn't stop looking at both of them. Haha

  • @jamescolgan6093
    @jamescolgan6093 Před 9 měsíci +16

    Matt Damon flew in at last minute to keep it secret. No one knew who would play but the show.

  • @Shakespeare12
    @Shakespeare12 Před rokem +32

    Looks like Damon really doesn't crack until the final minute. Impressive lol

  • @micheleandhenrycasavant386
    @micheleandhenrycasavant386 Před 5 lety +1970

    Matt earned my praise the moment he spoke, "WHAT!"🤣

    • @lrs1519
      @lrs1519 Před 5 lety +36

      It’s the tone and the sniffing. It took me out the first time.

    • @D-Dollie
      @D-Dollie Před 5 lety +20

      That’s is my fav part. Keep rewatching that on a loop haha

    • @juliancope2733
      @juliancope2733 Před 5 lety

      Yes!!

    • @juliancope2733
      @juliancope2733 Před 5 lety +3

      @@lrs1519 I couldn't stop laughing at that. I still can't.

    • @davestuddaman8127
      @davestuddaman8127 Před 4 lety +3

      I mean Kavanaugh had no reason to be upset. It wasn’t like he was being called a gang rapist.
      Oh wait he was.

  • @someonesghost3868
    @someonesghost3868 Před 3 lety +1183

    Him turning the pages angerly gets me everytime.
    "WHAT!?" makes me frigging lose it lol

  • @brendankeane5207
    @brendankeane5207 Před rokem +21

    "You just don't be Bill Cosby and suddenly your not Bill Cosby anymore"
    "Okay you don't have to compare me to Bill Cosby"
    "No no no you are him... imagine this man in handcuffs like Bill Cosby"
    "Just Please stop saying Bill Cosby" 🤣🤣

  • @mimar3052
    @mimar3052 Před rokem +56

    Matt Damon as Kavanaugh is one of the all time greatest SNL guest appearances.

    • @bozm9961
      @bozm9961 Před rokem

      I was wondering 🤔

    • @pierreandlauer2824
      @pierreandlauer2824 Před rokem

      So you think it is okay for matt Damon, who knew but didn't say a thing about weinstein to ridicule and accuse someone who had only been accused without respecting the basic right to be "innocent until proven guilty"?

    • @mimar3052
      @mimar3052 Před rokem +3

      @@pierreandlauer2824 Uh...yeah.

    • @PhilipPedro2112
      @PhilipPedro2112 Před 8 měsíci

      He would make a good Matt Gaetz.

  • @patriciafoster3347
    @patriciafoster3347 Před 3 lety +3585

    I wish Robin Williams could see this. He adored Matt.

    • @kenyasmith1995
      @kenyasmith1995 Před 3 lety +230

      I still miss Robin Williams

    • @kaileegarcia612
      @kaileegarcia612 Před 3 lety +111

      @@kenyasmith1995 we all do, Kenya. We all do 💔💔

    • @callsignstarbuck4086
      @callsignstarbuck4086 Před 3 lety +116

      Awwww.... agreed.
      Let’s assume that Robin knows, and that he sees.
      Do I believe in a religion? Nah.
      But I do know and see the first law of thermodynamics every day: energy and matter cannot be created or destroyed, only interchanged.
      The spark of life is energy. It cannot be created or destroyed, it simply transfers through the universe.
      Bet you there was a piece of Robin’s energy in that room.

    • @jaheidt
      @jaheidt Před 3 lety +21

      He is so missed :(

    • @marybarry2230
      @marybarry2230 Před 3 lety +9

      Respect........

  • @okthxforyomom
    @okthxforyomom Před 3 lety +3079

    As a South Carolinian, I can confirm the Lindsey Graham portrayed in this skit is accurate.

  • @kas977
    @kas977 Před rokem +20

    3 years later and I can still count on this sketch for a ✨serotonin boost ✨

  • @SuperBerg23
    @SuperBerg23 Před 3 měsíci +6

    If you didn't see the real hearing 5 years ago, you won't get it.
    This IS HILARIOUS and spot on.

  • @fartinmartin404
    @fartinmartin404 Před 5 lety +3122

    90% of this based on actual testimony

    • @tylerbrennon4023
      @tylerbrennon4023 Před 4 lety +40

      But the real Kavanaugh is a real hero. To endure everything he had to go through and yet have the inner strength to carry on is truly inspiring.

    • @manaharav
      @manaharav Před 4 lety +133

      @@tylerbrennon4023 Hell no! Even that low scumbag Charlie Manson has more integrity and decency than that hypocrite of a now Supreme Court Justice!

    • @keirfarnum6811
      @keirfarnum6811 Před 4 lety +75

      Tyler Brennon
      Serious?!

    • @SoSoMikaela
      @SoSoMikaela Před 4 lety +86

      @@tylerbrennon4023 That's satire, right?

    • @turdferguson2874
      @turdferguson2874 Před 4 lety +25

      @@manaharav you seriously just compared Kavanaugh, who was found innocent on all accounts despite the bullshit investigations he had to endure, to Charles Manson? You're a fucking idiot.

  • @sapphosspecialboy
    @sapphosspecialboy Před 3 lety +2581

    So impressed Alyssa Milano didn’t break character. Amazing.

  • @shedskin01
    @shedskin01 Před rokem +87

    “But if you think I’m angry now, you just wait until I get on that damned Supreme Court because then you’re all gonna pay…” Prophetic! We’re all definitely paying now 😖

    • @darianastockman8901
      @darianastockman8901 Před rokem

      This sketch just made me realize that the supreme court are mainly just sexually predatory alcoholics that are way to old to be in charge

    • @JohnM-sw4sc
      @JohnM-sw4sc Před rokem

      Seethe leftie

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 Před rokem

      @@JohnM-sw4sc cope rightie. Biden is still your president

    • @JohnM-sw4sc
      @JohnM-sw4sc Před rokem +1

      @@sillygoose635 so ? He doesn’t do anything or pass any laws so what ground am I losing here ?

    • @policerthought5649
      @policerthought5649 Před rokem +3

      @@JohnM-sw4sc Did you have fun storming the capitol

  • @400Awesomo
    @400Awesomo Před rokem +25

    Who’s here after Supreme Court of Justice strucked down Roe v Wade?

  • @jasonbusch8475
    @jasonbusch8475 Před 5 lety +708

    "I don't know the meaning of the word stop!"
    That one gets funnier everytime

  • @mymusicsoul613
    @mymusicsoul613 Před 3 lety +834

    I love how his wife nods when he talks about not knowing the meaning of the word stop. My gosh, the subtleties.

    • @godofrock117
      @godofrock117 Před 2 lety +4

      @Veronica A. how did he treat her? There was no proof they were ever in the same room, let alone that he abused her.

    • @godofrock117
      @godofrock117 Před 2 lety +4

      @Veronica A. Why am I hopeless? Because I don't just take people's word, especially when those words are "I don't know, I don't remember"? The hopeless ones are the people who blindly believe without evidence.

    • @godofrock117
      @godofrock117 Před 2 lety +3

      @Veronica A. Are you actually going to support your statement, or just keep calling me hopeless? Facts have evidence to support and prove them. Are you in possession of some damning information that proves, beyond doubt, that Kavanaugh is an abusive man? Enlighten me.
      8 days later, nothing. Good talk.

    • @davechongle
      @davechongle Před 2 lety +35

      @@godofrock117 his behavior in the senate hearing is proof enough of him being angry, spiteful, impossibly emotionally charged, impulsive, dodgey, partial, and therefor not fit to be a supreme court judge. it is crazy you (assumedly, from seeing your comments i have some doubts you even knew about the hearing) saw him yell, argue childishly with the senators, dodge simple questions, gas light everyone, and come out on the other side saying "yes, this man is stable and i completely trust him."

    • @godofrock117
      @godofrock117 Před 2 lety

      @@davechongle ah yes, how dare a man being falsely accused of sexual assault and other heinous acts, who has been receiving death threats to himself and his family, be on edge and angry.
      Nevermind the fact that those questioning him were trying so hard to prove these fabricated stories, and that this was an obvious witch hunt. I can't tell if you're disingenuous or honestly fell for this bullshit.

  • @OldHollywood-xh8cl
    @OldHollywood-xh8cl Před 24 dny +3

    Even after seeing this many times, it’s still funny. Never gets old.

  • @b.y.o.p.9035
    @b.y.o.p.9035 Před 2 lety +45

    I'm very curious if Matt Damon's "WHAT?!!" was in the script because if not, that was damn hilarious.
    This has got to be the best "Oh Hell Yeah." line I've ever heard. He said it so calmly that it had different emotions running through it, annoyance, frustration, and ready for anything. Awesome skit.

    • @robertmoffit1135
      @robertmoffit1135 Před rokem +4

      I know. That start is how I knew this was going to be good.

    • @b.y.o.p.9035
      @b.y.o.p.9035 Před rokem

      @@robertmoffit1135 Right! 😊

    • @davidl570
      @davidl570 Před rokem +4

      That "WHAT?!!" line almost made me cry from laughing so damn hard!

    • @boardaspen
      @boardaspen Před rokem +5

      I would be willing to bet it was improved, because Alex *just* starts his line right as Matt goes "WHAT." Brilliant!

  • @almabrooks5177
    @almabrooks5177 Před 5 lety +3210

    Kate McKinnon could literally play anyone.

    • @whiteshaq0172
      @whiteshaq0172 Před 5 lety +26

      Alma Brooks idk I’m not a fan of her impressions, original characters in the skits yes but not when she impersonates someone it’s over exaggerated and not very good or funny

    • @piercedprincess6669
      @piercedprincess6669 Před 5 lety +146

      @@whiteshaq0172 are you serious? She's one of the funniest to ever be on the show

    • @whiteshaq0172
      @whiteshaq0172 Před 5 lety +2

      skyler and marley paul Idk i guess it’s just not for me

    • @chapablo
      @chapablo Před 5 lety +29

      I could watch her read the phone book!

    • @zachkennett6480
      @zachkennett6480 Před 4 lety

      @@whiteshaq0172 ditto

  • @emmaoxtoby7599
    @emmaoxtoby7599 Před 5 lety +794

    “Well I’m hard as hell” 😂😂

    • @oscarpena00op
      @oscarpena00op Před 4 lety +4

      Emma Oxtoby I busted out laughing and choked on my own water lmao

  • @SkywalkerOG007
    @SkywalkerOG007 Před 7 měsíci +13

    The Alyssa Milano cutout was so perfectly random. Easily #1 best cold open.

  • @susanfritzel4055
    @susanfritzel4055 Před 5 měsíci +8

    **I DRINK AMERICAN BEER!!!!**
    NO FURTHER QUESTIONS!!!!THIS GUY CHECKS OUT!!!!!!!!

  • @Balouthegreat
    @Balouthegreat Před 3 lety +870

    “Now I know I’m supposed to keep quiet
    Cuz I’m a single white male
    5’10”, uncut”
    I was dying 😂

    • @RuthNelly927
      @RuthNelly927 Před 3 lety +27

      I watch this way more than I like to admit, this one and Melissa's Sean Spicer skit

    • @princepond1633
      @princepond1633 Před 3 lety +4

      Well Matt Damon is actually 5"10

    • @dlam2864
      @dlam2864 Před 3 lety +4

      what does uncut mean?

    • @Edmund._.Dantes
      @Edmund._.Dantes Před 3 lety +6

      @@dlam2864 circumcision

    • @Balouthegreat
      @Balouthegreat Před 3 lety +3

      @@dlam2864 how should I put this..... foreskin🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @anaborges3093
    @anaborges3093 Před 5 lety +525

    Shout out to the lady in the back (left) who is really commited to looking sad

    • @paigewashington6018
      @paigewashington6018 Před 4 lety +25

      She couldn't hold it at Get the Hell of my Lawn lol. That would've got me too.

    • @r.m7921
      @r.m7921 Před 4 lety +6

      Who is she?

    • @ArchangelSteve
      @ArchangelSteve Před 4 lety +13

      @@r.m7921 Kavanaugh's wife.

    • @al-bot1094
      @al-bot1094 Před 4 lety +10

      She was probably thinking about the state of the Union.

    • @Selene4213
      @Selene4213 Před 4 lety +2

      This is what I look like when I bite my cheeks to keep myself from laughing

  • @jp-ch7pt
    @jp-ch7pt Před rokem +18

    Wow, that last line about "You're all gonna pay." was prophetic...

  • @sabearah6048
    @sabearah6048 Před 2 měsíci +7

    I've seen this sketch so many times, and the Ronan Farrow joke in the beginning always flew completely under the radar, but I'm glad I caught it, love him!

  • @devendamji8816
    @devendamji8816 Před 5 lety +908

    Shouting "WHAT?!" is the only way I'll enter rooms from now on 😂😂

    • @MACDADDY1089
      @MACDADDY1089 Před 5 lety +8

      Try not to do it in the hospital lmao

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper Před 5 lety +7

      I did that going into the dean's office in high school. I was suspended before I walked in, and twice as suspended when I walked out.

    • @gigi1394
      @gigi1394 Před 5 lety

      Ditto!

    • @American_Heathen
      @American_Heathen Před 5 lety +2

      Too bad Stone Cold Steve Austin coined “What!?”

    • @slihrih1340
      @slihrih1340 Před 5 lety

      😂

  • @mythloverb5931
    @mythloverb5931 Před 4 lety +945

    “I wrote it myself last night while screaming into an empty bag of Doritos.” - literally every aspiring writer ever

    • @trevorbodnar5495
      @trevorbodnar5495 Před 3 lety +23

      Writing papers in college

    • @kitwillihnganz5972
      @kitwillihnganz5972 Před 3 lety +8

      No, a writer would note that it can't be a bag of Doritos if it's empty--then it's just a Doritos bag.

  • @mirzabaig2004
    @mirzabaig2004 Před 2 lety +28

    How Matt Damon stayed in character the whole time is amazing!

  • @SS-gx7tg
    @SS-gx7tg Před 2 měsíci +3

    10:00 I don't wanna take anything away from Matt Damon's performance here cause it's amazing, but Kate McKinnon's impersonation of Lindsey Graham here absolutely killed it!! I watched this part so many times I had sore ribs from laughing the day after, easily the funniest Lindsey Graham impersonation of all time, no question! Kate was one of the best SNL cast members of all time

  • @gojosgirl6487
    @gojosgirl6487 Před 5 lety +1508

    Oh my gosh the way he yelled "WHAT?!"

  • @ashwinsasikumar4190
    @ashwinsasikumar4190 Před 3 lety +1104

    Senator Kennedy- "You ain't drinking Heineken on us!!!"
    Kavanaugh- "I drink American Beer!!!"
    Senator Kennedy- "No further questions, this guy checks out!!!" 😂😂😂

  • @contrarysheri
    @contrarysheri Před rokem +5

    28 yrs. ago in a Ocean City MD bar my sister was TOUCHED by Kavanagh. SHE SLAPPED HIS FACE. Unreal he's a Supreme.

  • @nish486
    @nish486 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Man... watching this and Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer.. the Trump years were WILD. Entertaining, but only in hindsight.

  • @mkay608
    @mkay608 Před 5 lety +812

    “Did you ever drink too many beers?” “You mean was I cool?” 😂😂😂😂

    • @truewomanamerican7559
      @truewomanamerican7559 Před 5 lety +2

      Mikayla Mosley you're not cool like Kavanaugh

    • @angelbunny8681
      @angelbunny8681 Před 5 lety +8

      @@truewomanamerican7559 yeah being a drunk make you so cool.

    • @AnonURnot
      @AnonURnot Před 4 lety +1

      True Woman American
      how to be cool like kavanaugh:
      Be an alcoholic
      Sexually assault women in drunken rages
      Got it thnx

    • @davestuddaman8127
      @davestuddaman8127 Před 4 lety +1

      Right! I mean Blassey-Ford basically gave any prosecutor an open and shut case.
      Minus of course, the date, time, location as well as a single witness.

  • @jayc149
    @jayc149 Před 4 lety +1850

    The moment you realize Matt Damon is one of the best actors ever. This piece rocked it!

    • @NateMcBrady
      @NateMcBrady Před 4 lety +95

      jo camble How does it feel to be so mad all the time

    • @kateb1761
      @kateb1761 Před 4 lety +21

      @jo camble okay man, so you dont like him that much. Who's your favourite?

    • @lizr6103
      @lizr6103 Před 4 lety +22

      jo camble ok boomer

    • @xyzsame4081
      @xyzsame4081 Před 4 lety +4

      Matt almost fell out of character in the end. Watch from 12:00

    • @ToddHowar.d
      @ToddHowar.d Před 4 lety +1

      Xyz Same shit I was surprised he made it that long

  • @Jackie371
    @Jackie371 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Whenever I need an extreme laugh, I turn to this!

  • @yodhin79
    @yodhin79 Před 2 lety +27

    This sketch went from funny to scary real quick !

    • @oscarphile
      @oscarphile Před 2 lety +4

      Well, they started at an 11 and took it to a 15 REAL QUICK.

  • @SAtownMytown
    @SAtownMytown Před 5 lety +505

    "You just wanna embarrass me in front of my wife! My family! In front of Alyssa frickin' Milano!"

    • @blackmidimin6720
      @blackmidimin6720 Před 5 lety +10

      Yeah you don’t want to get embarrassed in front of Milano. She is bae

  • @uniquelyunique1
    @uniquelyunique1 Před 3 lety +518

    I fucking lost it when he screamed " I WENT TO YALE!!" 😂😂😂

  • @jungkookismyonlyalpha2813
    @jungkookismyonlyalpha2813 Před 5 měsíci +10

    I cried laughing through Kate McKinnon's whole part and it almost suffocated me to death bro. My stomach hurt, and my head hurt and it kept getting worse as I laughed more, the air wasn't getting into my lungs and tears kept streaming down. I had never thought laughing could be very dangerous to a person's life. This was one of the worst experiences of my life.

  • @talk-supersix-seven6021
    @talk-supersix-seven6021 Před 8 měsíci +4

    Lindsey Graham “single white male 5’10 UNCUT” 😂😂😂😂