Badly Translated Paper Mario 64 (Chapter 7)
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- "Mario now has the stellar power to go away."
This is what happens when you take Paper Mario 64 and run it through Google Translate one too many times. You're left with “Book of Mario 64.” The mistranslated text completely changes certain characters, creates a new story, and adds in a few ridiculous comments. I streamed this on my Twitch ( / stryder7x ) in November & December 2019, but just a warning, some of the clips contain innuendos, language, and dark humor depending on how you interpret things. Of course, this dialogue is not endorsed by Nintendo.
My personal favorite aspect is when the lore from this translation is unintentionally expanded upon. For example, Goombario, now "Goverman," ends up fighting the “Common Man” in Chapter 4. Many of the characters talk about businesses (Kooper’s name is now “Corporate” to top things off) and due to the original plot revolving around stars and wishes, the game was mistranslated to have religious themes. Because Google Translate is contextual, these mistranslations are somewhat consistent throughout the entire game.
I've been taking a break from the glitch content since I burn out easily. When you play a game for hours every day with the sole intention of finding or explaining glitches, this is bound to happen I suppose. This best explains my tendency to disappear from the channel for months at a time. Just trying something different this time, in the form of the stream highlights format a lot of you guys seem to enjoy. Thank you for understanding!
Credit to Fatguy703 for the mod! He debuted this on his CZcams Channel: / fatguy703
Others that helped out with the translations: A.A.Ran, DarkMario1000, Emoglobin, Lenny, Sarcastic Koops, SM64Pie, Tokoshoran, & Zack113.
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Video border by totallynotjon_: / totallynotjon_ - Hry
1:33 "He was killed by an expert"
Carbon, what have you done?
He realized that he was a father so what happens happens.
He flew *the shell* against all enemies on earth.
@Y8KK0 [ɢᴜɴ ꜱᴇᴘᴛɪᴍ] carbon is tasty
I missed something who is carbon?
@@elijahpayne1344 He was in Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors
"Why did he fire me?"
Literally 45 seconds later:
"I kill penguins on the market."
I think I know why he fired you, bud.
He shouldn’t be complaining tbh, he got off the hook easily
I bought some penguin corpses from him yesterday. Very high quality, they are!
Megalovangrybird How much did they cost and what do you use them for?
@@relievedkocour2539 They were about $25 each, and I used them as Halloween decorations.
Megalovangrybird Cool, I bet the trick or treaters must have thought: Darn those decorations look so realistic, almost like real dead penguns.
I guess a registered letter offender is the kind of person who would get caught reading other people's mail without their explicit written consent.
And they legally must disclose that information to others
Well how would he know if he had written consent or not unless he read the mail?
@@MetallicD3ath Simple, the consent would be in the form of a handwritten document stating when and for what purpose the mail opening would occur. For example, if I were to write on a piece of paper, "I hereby grant my neighbor, (neighbor's legal name), to open, read, and communicate the contents of any and all envelopes, parcels, and other pieces of mail to me from May 15th to May 21st, the days of which I will be away on a business trip in (city)." It doesn't have to be quite that verbose, but you get the idea.
@@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 Didn't expect a serious answer to a joke question, but appreciate it anyway-
Was "Red Yoshi" translated to "Josh Boy Communist"? That's brilliant.
I blame Karl Marquez!
Well, he is red.
Welp russia
I бцеss sо вгцн
Red Yoshi Kid
18:00
"I came when choked 5 times"
JESUS
thanks josh boy communist
@Agent 005 I think that's a tad more than *fantasy* yeah? That's straight up activity I'd say
kinky
Maybe it's only 5 occassions in which being choked lead to him cumming
Yeah it’s a little umm... yeah...
"Mario now has the stellar power to go away" is a sentence I would wear on a shirt.
nigerundayo
@@CrodoLibro Wh-was that a JoJo reference!?
Yeaaa same
"we got the Le D-UP crest"
that sounds like a really bad brand for viagra
If Viagra was made back in the early 2000s.
I laughed for at least 15 seconds lmao
Le D-UP?
Sounds like something you would see in a "Feat. Le D-UP" after a remix of a song title from the 90's
Probably a French offbrand Viagra, by the sound of it.
7-up
Chapter 7 in a nutshell: Presidents and killing penguins on the market
And killing presidents, don’t forget killing presidents
Claudia Peri that are penguins
I'm now more gay than ever
Don’t forget about killing God
It’s also about a piece of glass from a cup that can fall easily
-King of kings
"He's a christian."
So, crystal king now is king arthur
Hi
@@immigrantmammoth5162 Salutations, my king.
Sounds more like The crystal king is Jesus and the ice bits were christians.
"Send this letter to Franky."
"Oh, where can I find Franky?"
"ETERNAL HELL."
"D:"
Purple penguin: Mario, my husband, you are the killer!
Mario: nods in approval
Twink: Mario, uh, do want to die?
*Smoke, not Twink
@@matthewr6148 It was watt in the original, so I'm not even right in that case.
@@robhillen8007 Smoke is Watt's translated name. Twink's is Tinka.
It was Watt not Twink
“ to avoid the distraction of our little mario there was a garden” from sign
“ I came when choked 5 times” red yoshi
For some reason, the majority of all yoshi voice lines are good stuff. Even though they barely swear at all.
These baby yoshi's know stuff.
Josh boy communist*
✦ Growing Mario's Star Energy for 7 years is perfectly fine
✦ Growing Mario's Star Energy for 400 years crashes Book of Mario
Starway to Heaven is the greatest crossover I never knew I wanted
No Starway? Denied!
I'd prefer Starway to the Stars.
We have the Highway to Hell, and we have the Starway to Heaven. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Is this a jojoreference?
@@blankblank1284 We just need the straight road to Limbo
Mario participates in a murder mystery, and then kills God.
Outstanding.
Can't wait for Section 8.
Well, first he's got to find birmingham
As someone who’s seen section 8, it’s the best part of the translation so get hype!
Section 8 doesn't disappoint either.
So this chapter was basically a Persona game.
Nietzsche feels
15:11 when it said "Baby come back?" and both answers were "No" i felt that
oof
Ah, yes, the worst of all mental illnesses: Trust.
Chapter 8 will be up tomorrow, both 7 and 8 were too good to sum up in one video :)
Thats a good sign
Welcome back anyway!
@Stryder7x you should do Super Paper Mario after this.
Paul's plot dump.
@@john_stromboli The thing is I'm pretty sure only the thousand year door and 64 are translated right now
"Harper died? I seriously doubt it."
I love how he just already knows and/or just doesn't care.
"He was killed by an expert!"
Let me guess, Carbon?
Even worse
@@content8432 Goverman?
@@jesalt8230 No EVEN WORSE
@@content8432 WORSE? WE'RE DOOMNED!
@@content8432 MARIO???
11:58
Well, technically the Antarctic is a desert.
True, but snow falls here
Antarctic, actually
@@gavinbrown216 Corrected it. Thanks. 👍🏽
by definition, a desert is a place that receives little to no rainfall
A cold, snow-covered desert is called a tundra, right? I think so.
(Not like it really matters in this context.)
"The development of laughter" is just a better way of saying "hahaha"
these videos development my laughter so hard I get a serious headache from being unable to breathe properly
10:57 Ah, yes. Chapter 7 is the perfect time to unlock the ability to flee from battles.
"When you leave, Stairway to Heaven will play eventually".
This is my favourite so far.
"Mario's Star Energy grows in 7 years!"
wait this isn't Ocarina of Time
Mario gets the blue upside helmet ship (I forget whats it called), then he gets slighty older and his star power grows by 1
For those who are interested, there exists a Book of Mario wiki.
but where?????
Stryder. Pin this. Nao.
*8:43* Bowler : "I'll give you blows."
Stryder : "Alright , We're picking that one."
Oh boy , That sounds great.
I have literally never played paper mario and I've never watched any paper mario videos besides yours, I find it amusing to piece together the story from what I see on this channel
So, what do you think the story of the vanilla game is?
same
I started watching g his videos before I actually played the game, and yeah it’s always fun to figure out the story of a game like that. What did/do you think the story is lol?
"all flower flowers"
I do find it amusing how badly online translators can break things.
"I cannot go without the approval of the President."
...
Mario has the stellar power to go away. Many people could use that power...
You can finally run from battles now.
(stolen joke)
He honed that power for 7 years.
Does that mean my dad is Mario?
Finally he can do what Lewis (Luigi) wanted him to do back at the party
*"Mario is saving the Palace of Christ as the end of the World is near"*
-Book Of Mario, Section 7, Exit
9:57
*BEHOLD THE KING. THE KING OF KINGS! ON YOUR KNEES, DOG"
Even funnier, and unfortunately not shown here, to defeat the King of Kings, Corporate utilizes the power of Hell. ...So there ya go.
@@TKNinja37 Let's ice this cake big time: Since the King of Kings is a term used to refer to Jesus and the end text says Mario is saving "the Palace of Christ" as the end of the world is near... All I can figure out is Mario is Saint Peter and this is the apocalyptic second coming in the New Testament.
Star birth brewery: Children are weakened by the power of the place and can not enter heaven
Karl Marquez
What a name lmao
Sounds like Karl Marx!
5:34 Me writing character backstories
nice
Lol
*Netflix
"Marcus gel technology is _not_ the answer."
- Parakarius
4:58 "Here Herringvai, touch" "well uh... thank you old friend, this is very big..."
The way he read that
9:02 that’s the best character-relevant innuendo I’ve ever heard
" The boy was suspected of having a mustache" xD
9:20 in all fairness, the green wizard does look pretty stylish
I find it amazing that whenever there's anything that's remotely an innuendo you are ready to make your voice go sultry to emphasize it.
“Mr Harper died! In the living room!”
Impossible
10:57 Mario obtains the Stellar Power to become my dad.
Carbon probably got him.
@@runningoncylinders3829 I respect you.
@@runningoncylinders3829 He didn't just get him, but all.
The stellar power to go away would definitely be useful.
*The development of laughter. Yes, You’re a good friend* -Penguin 2020
A lot of people overlook the Market Penguins and how they're a criminal organization plotting to kill Harper this whole chapter. The penguins at 3:12 and 3:32 are definitely members. Since Herringvai is Harper's friend, it makes sense that he would be killing them.
I hope that they didn't get you for exposing them
"My concern is that children are born in Nature Valley." Me too dude. If the kids are anything like the granola, they're gonna be so brittle.
Well, both get crumbs everywhere, so uh
14:35 "and raw....despite my..."
Not sure I want to know how this ends...
I'd also be concerned if kids were being born in Nature Valley Granola Bars
Bombette: "You slapped hammer, Mario! I want to bomb the next time you go to bed."
Stryder`s gonna have some awesome dreams tonight
Boom!
3:22 "Nya!"
Even translators are forcing politics into our video games.
The Book of Mario Wiki story behind Paul is amazing
Nobody:
Penguin: *I wanna eat snow.* :)
Sir Snow: _sweating nervously_
NO PENGUIN NOT THE YELLOW SNOW PLEASE NO
I'm Herringvai. Gamer.
same
Gamer, novelist, assassin. What can't he do?
"This sudden passion for delicious nuts."~ Koop Kotu
Me every time somebody has cashews available
I ship Karl Marquez with Yeang Bang...
Good taste in OTP!
I ship Karl Marquez with Josh Boy Communist
'Destroy the prisoners.'
I would assume the original had something to do with "save the prisoners." Which means the movies got it right; A.I., even in translation form, can't tell the difference between saving and destroying.
Karl Marquez is the guy in bad comedy movies that always throw out random pop culture references.
14:48
How in the WORLD did he know?!
Starway to Heaven is probably my favorite thing to come from this whole series
I feel for that toad, I too am a registered letter offender
"Therefore, it is a criminal act."
Mario: *nods*
Smoke:"Mario, uh, do you want to die?"
Why did this come out so perfectly?
How many times did Mario killed God at this point?
1:33 “He was killed by an expert.”
Assassinations in a nutshell.
Godamn it Johny,you killed the wrong presidant
Fire Dude This is just Duwang Mario
"God is issued by the president to kill you." That's like the plot of Steel Ball Run with the rolls switched around.
"Josh Boy Communist"
I mean...he is the *red* Yoshi, after all...
"Star Birth Brewery" is actually a pretty cool name for a business.
And "Two-dimensional Soul" is an awesome enemy name.
I love how parakarius is forgetting everyone's names and getting them all ridiculously wrong but just barely similar lol
7:52 STRYDER, ALWAYS MAKE SURE TO PRESS "A" BEFORE CRASHING
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
“You have to shoot to the top of stars if you are in the way” is the best quote I’ve ever heard in my life.
“Starway to Heaven”
That has to be one of the best things I’ve ever heard
8:15 BoA airlines is real and it's called Boliviana de Aviación.
¿Eres boliviano?
wait a minute
'two-dimensional soul'
... so it heard 'duplighost' and went du.. pli.. two ply? like toilet paper?
It problably went dupli - duplicate - two
Well that "nya" sound was very cute, Stryder ^^
Uploaded on my birthday, nice.
Also, I thought you of all people would know, but it IS a desert castle because desert just means dry. Tundras are REALLY dry.
No, desert does not mean dry, it means no rain.
@@BoibbleicecubebfdiMrexist Actually, it's based on a number of things INCLUDING rainfall and humidity, but I belive on of the most important is humidity.
Back in the prologue, Lewis tells Mario to go away.
What he failed to realize is that Mario had not unlocked the stellar power to do that yet.
Who would win?
Victoria Harbor (Victoria Harbor) {Victoria Harbor} [Victoria Harbor] *Victoria Harbor*
or
Revolver Ocelot (Revolver Ocelot) {Revolver Ocelot} [Revolver Ocelot] *Revolver Ocelot*
I wonder if they can beat
dry and dry dry too dry dry dry dry
or star seal star star star star and star port
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@@runningoncylinders3829 Kerch kerot kerot kerot kerot kerot denim denim denim denim denim denim
You know, I think Karl Marquez (no relation to Karl Marx of course) is my favorite character. He's able to make puns *and* pop culture references simultaneously. That takes a lot of talent.
I'm sad he has so few lines.
14:22-14:42 I laughed for a straight fucking minute, I don’t think anything’s gonna top this.
4:42
Oh hey. Markiplier was right when he said penguins are murderers in his third Google Feud episode.
Oh and also:
7:54
"Press 'A' before crashing!"
That fits in so unintentionally well for this game.
1:13
This penguin gets it.
19:09 Basically a "Convicted text offender"
Bombette is a real one in this.
>called "King of Kings"
>is Christian
so he's just God?
The king of kings. Wow. I didn’t know Browser had such amazing connections.
Oh also the name Yeang Bang is such a good name. Had me rolling.
Seeing the Frog City sign, I was reminded of one bit I don't think we've seen in these highlights : one message about Mario escaping prison and ending with "By the way, we see you!", from a bunch of cops, I believe. This story has everything x)
Yeah and then cop kent blocking mario later down the road.
That combined with fatguy's impeccable timing of "law enforcement was exhausted" made for an interesting story.
Growing Mario's Star Energy for 7 years crashes Paper Mario
I'm afraid to ask what a "registered letter offender" is.
All it sounds to me like is the crime of reading someone else's mail.
The horror!
OH GOD NOT THE LETTERS!
Now, is that parsed as (registered letter) (offender) as in someone who offends registered letters, or (registered) (letter offender) as in someone who is registered for committing letter offenses?
@@neoman4426 The latter example of course because I don't think it's exactly illegal simply to offend or be offended by acts of "registered sex", whatever that means. In fact in some places it might be the "registered sex" that's illegal since it's a private matter.
@@runningoncylinders3829 l
"The truth is that god is issued by the president to kill you" I'm curious what the original quote was.
"Me? I'm Herringvai. Gamer."
Is that why you never come out of your house?
8:43 Bombette must really love Mario.
9:50 For his neutral special, he wields a G U N G U N
8:40 and 9:03
Didn't know Bombette had a crush on Mario 😂
10:57 me when I can finally leave a social event
"Send this letter to the so-called Franky. Franky is in Eternal Hell. It might be difficult."
Every dialog in this mod is great, but the Yoshi kids dialog especially is one of the best part in this series. The Josh Boy Communist saying "I came when choked 5 times!!" nearly made me die of laughter
My friday was all ready awesome, this just kicked it up several dozen notches 😃
"Mario now has the stellar power to go away."