Honest Trailers - Top Gun
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Tom Cruise is returning to theaters soon in "Edge of Tomorrow," so we took the highway to the Honest Trailer Vault and dusted off our vintage trailer for 1986's "Top Gun," Tom Cruise's classic movie about super-manly dudes, Kenny Loggins, and beach volleyball. Oh, and flying planes.
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I never realized how hard they do try to make Tom appear taller.
thaintriguing1 he wore boots 2 inches taller, while the other actors wore sneakers.
I'm pretty sure his agent makes them do it, because it happens in every movie :D
The last scene with Charlie and Maverick they removed the floor boards so Charlie (being 6ft) would be even height with Maverick
@@boosterfly Yeah, the idea that he could spike a volleyball that far from the net is laughable. I'm 5'7" and from Florida so I love volleyball, but when close to the net, I could only set my teammate(s) or do a very subtle "tip in" over the net.
@@denveroutlaws06 is this possibly true? i hadn't heard this one before
Well, in all fairness "Dangerzone' is a pretty good song.
Archer agrees
Country version is better.
OUTLAW COUNTRY!
Joshua Roberts I just like the first two seconds.
I felt like it wasn't even used in the right scenes either..
Oh man....I was in the USAF at the time this came out and on a TDY (temporary duty) to RAF Lakenheath (a few months after Operation El Dorado Canyon).
2 of the guys who went with me bought stereo systems and had speaker wars in our hotel using the opening of Danger Zone.
Drove me crazy...
"I WANT SOME BUTTS!!!" -Arguably the best movie quote ever.
Cléo Z "This gives me a hard on" "Don't tease me"
Cléo Z *Clicks teeth once*
"i want somebody's butt and i want them now.."
I meet a guy at Ft Benning, GA...His last name was Butts...can't remember his first name...but he was a Pvt in the Army...lol
I hope he becomes a major
'He's on our tail, coming hard' how could you miss the most homoerotic quote in the movie??
Lol, good catch!!
I'm gonna bring him in closer!
@@deborahblackvideoediting8697 You'll never sneak a sexual innuendo past me.
@@9Dunk He's clearly hoping for a reach-around.
@@scaramanga616 - Lol!! 😂
- Maverick: I am dangerous.
- Ice Man: *sexually bites towards Maverick*
I fucking died LMFAO!
Ed A Yea, that was really gay.
+Ed A Gayest moment in a movie I've ever seen. Can't watch it without laughing at how gay it is.
+Ed A gayest moment in a movie and i watched brokeback mountain
+TheGamingLegends bahaha
Chino Cocoa
maybe.
The VHS effect in this trailer is fucking mindblowing!!
Its called tracking and yes it was funny.
WOAH! Basic Adobe Premiere skills?
World War Three... FUCK YEAH!!!
I mean... America... FUCK YEAH!!!
Mindraker1 Fighter Jets ---- HELL YEAH!
Alexander Dinesen LMAO I have it on Blu-ray and it looks real good and holds up until you notice the haircuts and outfits then you realize you're in a time warp lol.
"So this movie ends with them starting WWIII"
LOL i never actually thought about it, but yeah shooting down a bunch of Soviet MiGs at the height of the Cold War would absolutely have caused a major conflict.
this actually happened. search the "Gulf of Sidra incident",. happened in 81 so im sure the movie based its climax on the rl event, sort of.
The Soviets used to sell planes to all the countries the US wasn't presently selling weapons to. We conveniently never hear the enemies speak or even see what colour their skin is.
yeh i watched it a few weeks about. well the blackbox of it all if thats it. 82 i think it was. lots of similar context to the movie strangely. I think the writer basically stole most of this cause it sounds 'exactly' the same
the pilots were libyan though
TJP77 they were shooting down Libyan jets because that happened in the 80s
“So let’s go kiss some dudes...I mean kiss some ass...I mean fly some airplanes” I died☠️😂
Still probably one of the best Honest Trailers of all time.
The electronic pings when the scenes transition are probably my favorite part :|
Before they went full p.c
Holds true 7 years later...
Awesome
I wonder when they will do a Top Gun: Maverick trailer?
"Goose, because he... flies?" LOL
+Aynge Mackay And Sundown is black!
+Aynge Mackay because he's a silly goose of course
And because his goose gets cooked.
Too soon. RIP
He flies but easily fall lol
My dad was a sailor on the carrier when they filmed this. He even played basketball with Cruise, and the other cast members. He always said Val Kilmer was an issue for the crew lol
Wonder how he reacted when Val Kilmer became Batman in Batman Forever?
How?
Yeah I have read in quite a few interviews that Kilmer was a difficult actor to work with and had ego issues... If those interviews are to be believed his being difficult was one of his downfalls
@@janeswurld what do you mean? The production had a number of days on the real USS Enterprise when it was out on duty. They weren't allowed to be involved with the day to day operations and had to make do with shots during 'normal operations.' There's a pretty famous story - during one day of shooting, the captain turned the ship (losing the shot), so Tony Scott had get his checkbook and write a check for $25,000 to turn it back for 5 minutes to get the shot he wanted.
Oookkkkk 😂
"From the guy who made Alien and Blade Runner...'s brother" 😄
"Highway To The Danger Zone" should be played at least once in every movie.
No, it shouldn’t
Yeah, I really missed it in Schindler’s List
@@mrblablablabla lmao
@@mrblablablabla Danger Zone could have saved that movie. Or any Kenny Loggins song, really.
It should be played at full volume by the cabin crew during the take off
I love the effort to make this video as VHS as possible. The details that sell it lie in the sound design. Fantastic.
The VHS format wasn't really that bad. Tapes degrade over time.
@@DarkEagle-vx9hd beta was better.
@@skankhunt-wy9wy You're right,but corporate greed and other factors won out.
The movie itself's grainy af though, I was surprised. It looks like the digital copy was recorded by a camera stuck close to a VHS playing TV and never got post-processed in any way.
You didn't mention that the whole reason they started Top Gun was to learn how to use dog fighting tactics instead of relying too heavily on missles, then don't ever use their machine guns once in the final scene
oh is that so? I learned something new there, thanks.
However...dog fighting with some as large as the tomcat?
@@ahchoen Yes, the F-14 while larger and heavier than the F-4 could out turn the F-4.
The later model F-14B was even more maneuverable as the failure prone and underpowered engine was replaced by a more powerful and reliable jet engine.
A dogfight is a close quarter battle, the type of weapon is irrelevant.
@@ahchoen Yeah. F-14 could be surprisingly nimble, mainly due to massive amounts of lift generated by its flat fuselage.
Go watch the movie again, they most definitely use their guns in the final dog fight.
My father's squad recreated the Top Gun singing scene for my mom on their wedding day. So of course I grew up loving this movie.
That's awesome! Did you find out who your real dad is yet?
@@StratMatt777 🤣🤣🤣
Eviscerating
@@Kris_AB Oh dude! Thanks for reminding me that I made this joke! I totally forgot!
I wonder if he ever found out...? He didn't seem in a hurry to reply...
@@StratMatt777 he is still thinking about the answer, its only been two years
@@luccaribeiro1728 :D Thanks for reminding me about this. I completely forgot about it (again)!
I know a guy who is a teacher at a pilot school for the Air Force. The first thing I said to him was "I know you must hear this every day but I have to ask, is pilot school really like Top Gun?" And he said no one in his entire life had ever asked him that.
P.S. The answer was "yes it is."
Percy Gregory Please tell me you (or he) was joking. Navy pilots actually laughed at _Top Gun_ when they saw it.
Of course. Lol, we were just kidding around. I think someone else asked if the students looked like Tom Cruise and he was like "hell, no we are much taller!"
Absolutely nothing like it. Think of it like crash course military university. You spend more time in a class room for a long time before you even start learning to fly. Anyway the Navy Fighter Weopens School is for flight leads to train as air combat advisers and instructors and is for fully mission qualified pilots often already with combat experience. Its not a flight school. Whilst they do practice almost every engagement conceivable the students are certainly not in direct competition with each other like portrayed in the movie for obvious safety reasons. That like most things was added for entertainment value. This has pretty much nothing to do with reality....Its a movie!
adznz11 Are you American? Only asking because you used "whilst", which is primarily British.
***** I think he said they do play volleyball. Not sure now if he was actually joking.
I lost my shit at "devout catholic". BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
fuck yeah tormund
Sahi keha birdi sahb
Never knew how homoerotic this movie was til this honest trailer. Damn. I will never see this movie the same way again.
Really? It's the gayest movie of all time. With 300 #2
murican ?
C'mon. Everybody knows that Commando is the second gayest movie of all time. Just look at Bennett's outfit (and push broom mustache!)
Dang it, it's called a PornStache!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
The most expensive effect done for the movie was making it appear that 5'6" Tom Cruise could spike a volley ball.
Had to bump him first >_
Shut up! He's 5'7"! The international standard height for men!
if I tell you rn I'm actually a 173cm woman, you're probably not gonna believe me - but it's true
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 average man in the US is 5"10. So u are 3rd world country short. Lol
@@BratvaTV *sighs*
yeah, I do know he's not "Murica"-tall...
I mean, I basically just corrected you by an inch lol
The average height for American women is 5'4", though - so I'm personally over your average there :-)
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 relax guy. Youre taking all this too literally. I have no idea how tall Tom is. Hes just a midget by tough guy standarda.
Remember the days when Tom Cruise was known for his acting and not for Scientology? Good times.
Amen
What happened the Tom Cruise who was dancing in his underwear and jumping on sofas?
+Jasmine Dubois he got old
oooo I member
Mimi Rogers turned him into a nutjob..... :((
Lmao. "You can be my wingman any time." Everytime I see that part, I swear, it looks like they want to kiss lol. Love this LOL.
I am dangerous. [ bites ]
Lol!!
Hdisney pocahontas songs
😅😅😅
God,
I love the 80's.
"And Sundown, who's black!"
Heh. :-)
it's an action film not a horror movie
😆😆😆😂😂😂😆😆😆💀
Wow. Did not get that part. Something they would do in family guy
'when I first met you, you were larger than life'
Epic voice guy: must have been someone else
"Discount Burt Reynolds"!!! Ive never laughed so hard loooooooool
+Ringnes85 lmao
LOL- priceless!
+Ringnes85 what does that mean?
Mami Burger
Laughing My Ass Off
I know, right? That just killed...
"...this no-nonsense, shoulder-pad wearing ball-breaker" is the point in this when I entirely lost it... one of your best, easily...
This has to be one of the best Honest Trailers that Screen Junkies has ever made. Well done, guys!
"girl-when i first met you were larger than life ".must have been been someone else OMG
😂😂😂
Lana.....Lana! ..... Lana!!..... LANA!!!!!!!
WHAT!?!?!?!?
........Danger Zone.
Joven? Joven? JOVEN!
SmokyDoky029 Why translate? HA.
Phrasing...
HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE
SmokyDoky029
Aren't Jovens natives of Jupiter?
I lost it at “Devout Catholic Tom Cruise”
I really love the lighting in this picture - good work!
Agreed
Aaand Sundown...who's Black.
I died laughing
"And Sundown... who's black." XD
XD
jspin1103 XD
You had me at "No nonsense shoulderpad-wearing"
Who's here after the 2020 Top Gun Maverick trailer?
Ooooh, it's the best time to be alive!
Yep!
Bob Dylan yup how did you know? Lol
I was gonna do something else but then I saw that this was the next vid in the queue and I had to stay!
Here!
It'd be great if you said, "My name is Oberyn Martell. You killed my sister. Prepare to die!"
Please review the Room. You're tearing me apart Screen Junkies!
For any who are looking for it after all these years the song at 0:45 is Live For Today - Studio Musicians. Still can't find the song at 2:10 though.
To me , Top Gun is the ultra iconic movie of the 80s. I love Val Kilmer so much!
I really appreciate that you guys cut this from a VHS by the way
Say "I cut this from my VHS"
they should have made the sound resolution really crappy as well
RepublicofEthan They did...
I still have Top Gun on VHS and great as DVD / Bluray is VHS there's no substitute.
NZ SNIPER No I mean for the narration.
"Discount Burt Reynolds" LOL
Alex Rosky
please make a honest trailer on spongebob movie
it's amazing how this wasn't re-released for Top Gun Maverick!
I just wanna express... Despite all the crazy undertones this movie has, this movie still has some amazing filming. The jets in the movie are REAL, they filmed A-4's, F-14Ds, and F-5Es for the jet action.
devout Catholic Tom Cruise!
This movie is literally why my dad joined the Navy...
don't blame him hahaa. this movie is epic
+JETZcorp my favorite comment on you tube :-) someone who really knows what is going on in the world! cheers
+JETZcorp my personal view is if we live in a little bubble and pretend everything's ok :) the scum in the middle east have an easy task of attacking us like they did in Paris. why do you think isis haven't done anything on a scale like that to England or the US? because we're preventing every plot they have. can you imagine your country being defenceless and being attacked. pretty sure you would change your mind then
+MsJujubar I thought that was one of the worst comments. why don't we invite them to take over the US and tell them we won't try and stop them. naive
@@migkillerphantom Wow, was that really a three year wait for your comeback? Not complaining, just wondering if the comment dates are accurate.
If anyone gets it when they call Val Kilmer "Nick Rivers" then I applaud you
Top secret
?
How silly can you get? ;-)
I thought he was Mel Torme.
'Shop at Macy's and love me tonight.'
You need to make Honest Trailer for the sequel, this is one of my all time favorite Honest Trailer, so witty but so on point 🤣
and somewhere Sterling Archer just creamed himself. Then fell down and passed out because he's drunk... again. :)
I'm damn glad I'm not the only one who was thinking of that show
badazzmaro Kind of hard to given how many times they've done that Danger Zone joke. :) Although, I agree with Archer that they need to bring back the phrasing bit. I use that every chance I get and with my crowd that's pretty often. :)
Woodhouse!....Again!
Closurenomore Or I will make you eat so many spiderwebs or maybe rub sand in your eyes or throw all your close off the balcony again or whatever.... :)
lana, Lana, LANAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
What Archer!
Danja Zone!!!
Top Gun is not gay and neither is the American air force. I've watched Top Gun around 5 times and I've only had gay sex maybe 50, or 60, 70 times tops.
You do realize that this movie was not about the Air Force, right? It was the Navy or when did the Air Force start using Air Craft Carriers and F-14's?
bean420man
shhhh you talking about hings ordinary mind cant understand for them military is military they dont make difference between the gi , the air force and the marine.
Like the other day i was trying to explain the difference between the seal , the delta force and the special force paratrooper , well they are all special force but from different army corp. most ppl cant understand that.
Brian Mcbrian
No, people simply don't care. I would never tell a difference between such things a few years ago, but after getting interested in planes and militaries around the world, it was simple to understand. To your regular Joe, it's like explaining the difference between Call of Duty and Battlefield. It's pretty obvious if you pay attention, but they're not that interested in finding out, so that superior attitude is kinda out of place.
LukenszMk well said sir:)
Brian Mcbrian
pretty easy tho:
SEAL is a marine animal
Delta Force is Chuck Norris
Paratrooper is another Star Wars trooper who can't aim
right? :D
seriously:
SEAL is Navy I already knew that (and people could guess since it's a marine animal)
Delta Force I didn't knew it was real but I'm guessing it must be US Army
and special force paratrooper must be Air Force?
am I right?
but what are marines? (I'd say Navy but ...)
(just in case I'm not american)
It must have been insane seeing this in the theater when it first came out. And the soundtrack - Damn!
“Devout Catholic Tom Cruise” is an underrated line
I saw Top Gun 21 times when I was a teenager, this video makes me re-discover it under a new and more truthful light
"Is it gay to like the movie Top Gun?"
"Of course not, how could a movie where the male protagonists call each other cute nicknames, fly their phallic vehicles at top speeds, and play half necked volleyball be anything but straight?"
Hey, it's Kenny Loggins. Any excuse is a good excuse to play his music 3 times. He's like the Michael Jackson of Yacht Rock.
3:36 - "Devout Catholic - Tom Cruise" LMAO!!!!!! Brilliant on so many levels.
I've never noticed the gay under tones. "I want some butts" lool
Yeah...that wasn't even a subtle pun, no way around it
+riccccccardo I'm pretty sure everybody in the 1980s was very homosexual, look at the clothes people wore.
That or they were completely ignorant of gay people even existing, since I've never seen a single openly gay character in a movie before 1990 that remains a distinct possibility.
Matthew Boyle
What
+Matthew Boyle cause that dipshit reagan was in charge
+Joseph K Or, ya know, this little thing called AIDS that had just hit the scene
say: come find me when you wake up!
Oil
***** Bitch please, check out "All you need is kill"
omg! there is johnny!
Holy mother! they finally pick my comment !!!!!!!!
***** No thanks. I wouldn't like a virus.
Kenny Loggins made a whole career out of making theme songs for '80s cult classics.
“Nick Rivers”
Great reference. One of Val Kilmer’s best roles.
Surely he’s actually Mel Torme
Nick Rivers!! That was awesome. I never thought to hear a Top Secret reference.
My dad came up with it when shaving.
Goose was clearly named as such because he's a silly goose
"Sundown who's black" 😂
the way they throw shade at Tom Cruise's height. I can't XD
Maybe Hollywood should cast him with Josh Hutcherson, and Reese Witherspoon can play his love interest. Just so he could feel tall for once.
Cruz is like the avg height for jet fighter pilots, 5’7-ish
Kelly said Tom didn’t care she was 3 inches taller than him, but the studio did. She was barefoot for all her scenes and had to slouch. I really don’t think Tom cares about being short as much as other people do.
@@MyKittyPercy Tom has a clause in his contract saying his female costar cannot be taller than him...
@@wiseguy01 Wrong. A lot of his female co-stars are taller than him.
@@katxl7 I'm not wrong. Google it. Yeah and they use camera angles to make Tom look taller, lol.
I wonder how actual fighter pilots felt when they saw this movie haha
They watch it every morning for motivational reasons.
They probably laughed at all the technical mistakes including one in this trailer. No human can do a negative 4G dive because the skull would overload with blood and the pilot would black out. Aircraft safety systems only allow a negative 3G turn and at most a positive 9G turn.
There is actually a mini-documentary about the making of TopGun with some short interviews with the real pilots flying the real planes duing the flming. It is a nice documentary because many of the actors was very down to earth with the sillyness of the script and the piltos was baffled at the beginning how far away from reality the movie often was. But they understood after a while the entertainment aspect.
Tom Cruise took his job more serious than anyone else in the actors crew apparently. He had a lot hanging on this movie.
Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer realy didn't like each other "irl" and Val Kilmer initially refused to hug Tom Cruise at the ending. haha!
Although, not sure why the whole deck-crew would come cheering and applauding when the pilots land on the carrier in the ending, doing their everyday job and one pilot (Maverick) risking the lives of everyone else by pulling out and thereby putting the whole operation at risk. If anything he should have been either put on sick-leave, courtmarshaled or just fired. Not much to celebrate there. :D
there's a $5 fine for anyone that quotes the movie at the actual TOPGUN school.
It is also a core inspiration for aspiring pilots after this movie came out.
Please say "The only way to get your comment read out is to make a spelling mistak."
You should say "Something something Danger Zone! I know, I'm not even trying anymore", in Archer voice.
Top Gun maverick just released..can't wait for its honest trailer.
Say: "This is Snake. Kept ya waitin', huh?"
YES
In my country there is a huge ice cream called "Top Gun" so whenever anybody mentions this movie I can't help but imagine a Tom Cruise ice cream
Ha!
+Alexandra Mikka Am I right in assuming that country is Serbia (with the .rs domain there) www.nestle-icecream.rs/topgun-vanila
Paul van der Loo Nope. I am actually from Romania, so you were pretty close :D
billiepipersteeth Dafuq did I just read lol! Made me laugh with tears though xD
+billiepipersteeth rly nigga?
I can't wait to watch Honest Trailers - Top Gun 2
Honest Trailers: "Top Gun: Maverick"
We need that YESTERDAY!
Discount Burt Reynolds hahahahaha Dying :*D
Tea.Heich.Cee 420 that got me hahahaha
Do "What's the Damage" for Transformers 3, Cloverfield, and The Dark Knight. Do an Honest Trailer for the Lego Movie!
'MERICA !
Aviator Authority Glasses :
+1 Perception
+1 Charisma
ALL AMERICAN.
The best part is when they called Val Kilmer "Nick Rivers"...hahaha I love Top Secret
YASS someone caught that!!!!!! Best reference in any Honest Trailer!
Neek!!!
When I first saw this movie as a kid I never realized how gay it actually is.
Neither did the people making the movie. That's what makes it so fun to make fun of.
because when you're a kid you aren't aware of how penises and buttholes can be used. Unless you're a kid growing up in 2020 and had it taught to you in kindergarten, for your own good... or if you spent 5 minutes on the internet.
@@RearAdmiralTootToot Interesting point coming from the rearadmiral
They were always flying "balls out"!
STILL No Honest Trailer for Green Lantern!!! Step it up guys!
0:45 Song : Live For Today - Studio Musicians (Blue is The Warmest Color soundtrack)
Thanks to someone in the comments down below!
Do "tropic thunder"!!!
Looks like Tom Cruise was having the time of his life during those beach scenes
hahaha, wasn't he was late to his secret dinner date because of it?
he was "playin with the boys"
You guys should do Percy Jackson and the Olympians :The Lightning Thief! It deserves no respect!
I dare you to make an Honest Trailer like this one in 2019.
3:34 How do we know that Nick Rivers is NOT Mel Torme?
Latrine!
because he straightens the rug!!!
You just have to apply some Real Genius to the problem.
say: "evil will always triumph because good is dumb"
Say "My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard"
Nick Rivers- that was priceless perfection. Love that movie, thought it was my best kept Secret 😜
"..or just put Tom on an apple-crate." XD
Do 21 Jump Street before the release of the sequel.
Screen Junkies
aviator shades are still awesome
Time to make Top Gun maverick
Since I've just rewatched Top Gun before seeing the sequel. It's only right that I rewatch this Top Gun Honest Trailer.
THE FAULT IN OUR STARS
The greatest movie of all time with the greatest song of all time in the soundtrack
Please do "Top Gun Maverick"!
And also, could you ask Paramount Pictures for a third instalment called " Top Gun BOB"? I would be very much obliged
Finding this gem after watching TopGun-Maverick.
damn shouldve talked about how its either sunrise or sunset in every other scene
Shit, you're right!
The VHS effects is pretty well done here!
I'm betting they edited it digitally, recorded it to a worn VHS tape, captured it back to digital, then uploaded it.
poshko41 Or they just used a filter in whatever professional video editing program they have.
So glad you called him Nick Rivers :D
"Discount Burt Reynold" LMFAO
Do HOT SHOTS with Charlie Sheen