That's too bad Karl feels like he doesn't really do anything with his life. I have pretty bad issues with getting blue or feeling lonely and every time I'm down I just find me some Karl and he gives me such a good laugh, he helps me get through the rough times. I bet he helps a lot of folks who need laughter in their lives.
The chemical elements needed to make washing detergent have been found on Mars, translated in Karls memory to "They've found a washing machine on Mars"
Deep Dish Dolphin You have never been to a college if you think the will is to research for the sake of the publics knowledge, the will is to research to have a grant, funding, and personal security of their belief system and income.
Lens Perspective 1) wrong comment dude 2) thanks for the info, kinda just assumed (you were right, I haven’t been to college yet but I’m getting close)
Right about what? Camels not needing humps? Worms being capable of cognitive thinking? Fishes having more rights? He is so fundamentally wrong on almost everything and just plain doesn't understand anything remotely complex. Just because you like someone, you shouldn't give such inaccurate credit.
Not only is Karl wrong most of the time, the level of each 'wrongness' is often jaw-dropping in its idiocy. Add to that the arrogance of clinging on to an opinion that started forming seconds before (as he kept his mouth talking) and you have a profoundly wrong guy. Even if we agreed that Karl was 50/50 right/wrong, his idiocy around space and space travel alone is enough to want to find him and force him to read a children's book about the planets, the Apollo program, NASA etc. Hell, even 'dishwasher on Mars' is worthy of a clip across the ear.
It's moments like that when I kinda feel sorry for Karl. He almost certainly has a learning disability. He has no reading comprehension and lacks focus enough to listen when he's being told something. His brain is full of thoughts he cannot articulate. He has an imagined understanding of the world around him that has nothing to do with reality. And he has almost no ability to relate to human beings.
Learning disability? Nah. He can learn things just fine. He is just not that intelligent or book smart, but he has practical intelligence (as in, learn by doing not by reading). And he has imagination but his ability to relate to human beings is hindered by his lack of information and experience. He doesn't lack focus, he just gets overwhelmed and overly focused sometimes. He thinks very deeply and quite clearly about things, but he doesn't think very "widely". He starts with wrong assumptions, so he comes to the wrong conclusions. He is your average joe, misinformed, he read something somewhere and might be misremembering it (like that washing machine on Mars thing. The article said that the rover has the weight of the washing machine) and has opinion about it. Like in another episode, "Why would anybody in Africa want a goat? They don't have food or water anyway and they would need to feed it, innit?" The wrong assumptions are: What does goat eat? It probably eats everything like humans do. So why would you want to have a goat? The right information is: They have grass and water in Africa, grass is not edible for humans but it is for goats. Goats produce milk which is edible for humans. Thus, it is a way to solve the hunger problem. But Karl is focused on his own experience. "I don't need goat, I wouldn't want to get goat for Christmas, why would anybody want to get one?"
I always get slightly frustrated when I know what Karl is talking about but he just can't explain it to Ricky and Steve. Like, thinking in your accent.
I used to hear myself when I think, and I'll probably listen for it again, but it's been a long time. You can even change the voice for a different effect as well. Ricky has a really low tolerance for what he deems unfactual, and it shows.
Karl’s just talking about your internal monologue, like when you’re reading. Ricky’s wrong, its not a dialogue where a voice goes “Hey, look at that”, instead you just essentially say something in your head. Also, it bugs me when Ricky yells at Karl for having weird ideas and not having the scientific explanation for how the ideas would work. Karl just imagines stuff or poses hypotheticals, he doesn’t have to justify it. If a kid told Ricky that clouds reminded him of of mashed potatoes, and wondered what it would be like if they were made of potatoes, Ricky would rip into them for being so silly and unrealistic. He’s so literal.
@@spencerraney4979 i think you're forgetting that this is a grown man his talking to not a kid xD also he is on a talk show with his mate who's speaking all this nonesense, try to imagine you self there.. how much Karl is enough Karl irl , i'd laugh my ass off too
@@theshamanite Nah. Ricky is just making fun of Karls way of formulating his own thoughts. It does not make it better when Karl's trying to go down the road anyway even though his formulations are bad. It's like a kid trying to stand his place even though he's wrong. Problem is.... Karl is a grown ass man. :D
Part 3 tonight guys! Just a heads up, the video is about 1 hour 40 minutes long (as oppose to the usual 1 hour) just because it was so hard to cut down the 7 episodes it was comprised of because they were all gold. Make of that what you will, but be sure to enjoy!
A friend of a friend of mine (John Woolf) has recently written a book about Victorian freaks, that Karl would absolutely adore, cos it’s about all the things that Karl mentioned. John Woolf actually has a PhD in Victorian Freak Shows. Can you imagine how many questions Karl would ask him??
@@1who4me that's not true watch any other interview with him or podcast where you can watch them talking he takes it all serious and isn't trying to be funny, you hardly see him laugh even on an idiot abroad
Karl's idea of a watch that counts down to your death actually sounds like it could be the plot to an episode of The Twilight Zone. I'll give him props for that concept
12:00 mum had one of the paintings of a child crying, after she passed away I became the custodian of the painting. The painting used to creep me out when I was a child. I'm in my 40's now and the painting is still just as creepy. It's always there, always watching and always crying.........
Dankest Eevee the reasons why my mum had one of the paintings was due to the fact that she lost her 1st born son at the age of 7 and the little boy featured in the painting reminded her of the child that she lost. That's why we have one of the paintings, I'm sorry but I have no idea why they were so popular with the rest of the people who had/have one of the images.....
❤It doesn't matter how many times I listen to these shows,I crack up so hard and loud, it feels good in my soul! I am truly thankful for Ricky's unselfishness and sharing the comedic genius of Carl. Most Stars, especially comediennes, would never want anyone to outshine them in funniness. Ricky is so sure of his own talent that he doesn't get jealous, he really enjoys Carl and his wild brain. I adore Ricky Gervais, he is such a sweet and funny man! Love from Paris, Pia Paradis Muah!💄💋❤
46:31 Ricky talks about some profound stuff that got me thinking. Imagine living a life without illnesses and diseases, peacefully dying in your sleep. It would be the most amazing thing. It is eventually going to happen with the help of medicine and technology, unfortunately we, probably, won't be around by then.
I must be an idiot, because Karl is a genius. Seriously, his questions are really good. Never thought about my thought-accent. Wonder what mine is... Cause, I can't really think right now without forcing an accent... I must try this.
Thatguy7242 Yeah he's not the best with words, but think about what he's saying. His outlook is so different from the norm that most wouldn't even think about what he's saying. But, humanity has always dismissed the words of the wise as folly.
To be honest, this is the best possible test to check if a woman is the one. If she's up for taking all of your shit and still loving you. Just wake her up 'accidentally' at 6 AM on the weekend and ask if you've told her about the immune system. It's like the Bronx story woman check 2.0
Ricky's idea that all stress and worry about death would disappear if everyone just died in their sleep is absolute madness. That would make me terrified to go to sleep.
Every time you wake up you'd have to run round checking if your loved ones were dead or not. Every day. That also means each time you go to sleep you'll have to potentially say goodbye forever to your family, just in case...
I think he's implying that you wouldn't necessarily know when you'e die and if you did want to you'd have the option for assisted euthanasia. Taking the violence out of death-but how do you avoid accidents?
Part 4 coming very very soon. Again it's quite long, this time due to Kidney stone diary entries, and the happiness anecdotes towards the end. Plus the rare animated record of Karl laughing. You won't be disappointed, and if you are, you're an idiot. Play a record.
+derp hr Completely agree man, things like this and If I Were You (Podcast by two comedians Jake and Amir) where it's simply people chatting and laughing really brighten up my day. Simply amazing for when you're feeling down! It's great to know people are enjoying them as that's the only reason I'm uploading them - I love sharing these three's genius with the world. Have a great day!
I agree with Karl in regards to the understanding a lion quote. Intellectuals conversing about obscure philosophers or astrophysics would be a lot harder to understand than listening to a lion talk about licking its bollocks and preying on antelope.
When Karl was talking about modern cavemen, he was referencing the North Sentinelese people in the Andaman/Nicobar islands. Little has been determined of their language, and much of the data on them has been via observation. Weren't out of the Bronze Age until a shipwreck on their coast gave them access to metal, thereafter being used in the projectiles against helicopters.
I would love to sit in on one of these, i bet the outtakes are funnier than the podcast. Some episodes you can hear how fucking raw rickys voice is from having a fucking aneurysm from karls stupidity. Gen. I. Us.
I had a cb back in those days and bizarrely my handle was Elephant Man. But no ladybreakers wanted an eyeball so I changed it to a 2000ad character called Stainless Steel Rat. Yeah like that was gonna work. Finally I settled on Pilkio 1 but some round headed twat challenged me to a boxing match. He sounded hard as nails so I went back to being penpals with myself. One nine for a copy
Karl's theory about the safe streets is correct. If you've a load of areas in the city which are rough and you turn them into skateparks, gardens and historical landmarks or parks it becomes a tourist location reducing crime in the area.
They're not actually doing a show where two guys sit there constantly being mean and making fun of a third guy. It's all staged. Karl represents dumb people with their heads up their asses and their absurd ideas.
48:41 as usual, he’s right - this HAS happened. There are entire chunks of history where civilization was almost entirely erased. I believe one example is the library of Alexandria? What’s fascinating about Karl is that he thinks of these things without knowing it’s true.
I come here to think😁. Karl is actually a very quick, clever, uniquely, funny fella. What a brilliant show. Thé animation, The endless topics, The cups of coffee .....Such a good time😁. TY for posting. From the brilliant mind of Gervais.
When they first pull the diary out and steve asks karl if hes heard about joined up writing and karls talking about how you cant read it and starts to say "look at ancient times" hahahaha, man I wish we got to hear more on Boxer Boys thoughts on cursive writing and ancient times
The animators deserve some serious praise
They deserve rewards?
no Idea what ur on about @@lurkzzz3866
Yes. Take it for granted 🎉
yep, craig kellman directed the animation
Play a record!
That's too bad Karl feels like he doesn't really do anything with his life. I have pretty bad issues with getting blue or feeling lonely and every time I'm down I just find me some Karl and he gives me such a good laugh, he helps me get through the rough times. I bet he helps a lot of folks who need laughter in their lives.
He does. Bless Him 🥹
Yeah, Ricky is a bully imo.
@@magicmyc2672Ricky and Carl are mates 😂
Not anymore, especially with how much of Ricky's material is just stuff karl has said
@@craigward3341who cares, made his money the easy way, no one ever really complains about that
"Suzanne didn't laugh when I said her ass has the same problem" hahahahahaaaa
Justin Falzon ~ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The chemical elements needed to make washing detergent have been found on Mars, translated in Karls memory to "They've found a washing machine on Mars"
Meh, close enough.
LOL, you believe NASA knows anything about Mars hahahaha, you idiots will believe anything ….
joshua mullaney they don’t... isn’t that the point of researching and learning?
Deep Dish Dolphin You have never been to a college if you think the will is to research for the sake of the publics knowledge, the will is to research to have a grant, funding, and personal security of their belief system and income.
Lens Perspective 1) wrong comment dude
2) thanks for the info, kinda just assumed (you were right, I haven’t been to college yet but I’m getting close)
the best thing to listen to while in bed
Same.
I sleep to it
Same here, either this or South Park.
I do that, I'm doing it right now. I have a single earphone I put in one ear and lay on my side... I usually fall asleep while listening to this.
The_Angry_Raccoon me three
I don't wanna be a blind ghost... bumping into everything. The dude's priceless.
If moths had eyes would they be happier?
How do they know they're not dead?
Yes😊
"Mr Dilkington" had me fucking crying
It works every time
Look ac be ova
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It’s one of the greatest quotes in their entire time together 😂😂
I watch a different every night to help me fall asleep, absolutely comedy genius by a man that speaks his mind
And you’re a little creep, mate
I think women are just as strong and funny as men, PLUS IM VEGAN
No one cares if your a vegan
@@RetroAdzz It was a joke and that's suuuuuuper obvious.
RetroAdzz r/woooooosh
"You're talkin' shit, again! Carry on!"
Most of the time, Karl is right. It's only his inability to articulate that gets him in trouble
Right that's what get's him in trouble. xD What you on about! xD
Surferles ~ I agree with you, he’s OFTEN SPOT ON!!!
Right about what? Camels not needing humps? Worms being capable of cognitive thinking? Fishes having more rights? He is so fundamentally wrong on almost everything and just plain doesn't understand anything remotely complex. Just because you like someone, you shouldn't give such inaccurate credit.
No, that's totally untrue. He is wrong way more than he is right and more often than not, when he is wrong he is staggeringly wrong.
Not only is Karl wrong most of the time, the level of each 'wrongness' is often jaw-dropping in its idiocy. Add to that the arrogance of clinging on to an opinion that started forming seconds before (as he kept his mouth talking) and you have a profoundly wrong guy.
Even if we agreed that Karl was 50/50 right/wrong, his idiocy around space and space travel alone is enough to want to find him and force him to read a children's book about the planets, the Apollo program, NASA etc. Hell, even 'dishwasher on Mars' is worthy of a clip across the ear.
"What I mean is, I don't know what I mean." - K Dilkington
"I'm using me fables." K Dilkington
It's moments like that when I kinda feel sorry for Karl. He almost certainly has a learning disability. He has no reading comprehension and lacks focus enough to listen when he's being told something. His brain is full of thoughts he cannot articulate. He has an imagined understanding of the world around him that has nothing to do with reality. And he has almost no ability to relate to human beings.
@@jodi2847 I'm convinced Karl is autistic. I wonder if Ricky has figured this out or not?
You lots
Learning disability? Nah. He can learn things just fine. He is just not that intelligent or book smart, but he has practical intelligence (as in, learn by doing not by reading). And he has imagination but his ability to relate to human beings is hindered by his lack of information and experience.
He doesn't lack focus, he just gets overwhelmed and overly focused sometimes. He thinks very deeply and quite clearly about things, but he doesn't think very "widely". He starts with wrong assumptions, so he comes to the wrong conclusions. He is your average joe, misinformed, he read something somewhere and might be misremembering it (like that washing machine on Mars thing. The article said that the rover has the weight of the washing machine) and has opinion about it. Like in another episode, "Why would anybody in Africa want a goat? They don't have food or water anyway and they would need to feed it, innit?"
The wrong assumptions are: What does goat eat? It probably eats everything like humans do. So why would you want to have a goat?
The right information is: They have grass and water in Africa, grass is not edible for humans but it is for goats. Goats produce milk which is edible for humans. Thus, it is a way to solve the hunger problem.
But Karl is focused on his own experience. "I don't need goat, I wouldn't want to get goat for Christmas, why would anybody want to get one?"
"Side on"
"Side on bring it in"
and you go .... "alright" loooool
Animated Karl, popping and locking, is the best thing I’ve seen.
Karl predicted the movie - In Time where a luminous countdown timer is imprinted in peoples skin. When you run out of time you drop dead.
I always get slightly frustrated when I know what Karl is talking about but he just can't explain it to Ricky and Steve. Like, thinking in your accent.
I used to hear myself when I think, and I'll probably listen for it again, but it's been a long time. You can even change the voice for a different effect as well. Ricky has a really low tolerance for what he deems unfactual, and it shows.
Karl’s just talking about your internal monologue, like when you’re reading. Ricky’s wrong, its not a dialogue where a voice goes “Hey, look at that”, instead you just essentially say something in your head. Also, it bugs me when Ricky yells at Karl for having weird ideas and not having the scientific explanation for how the ideas would work. Karl just imagines stuff or poses hypotheticals, he doesn’t have to justify it. If a kid told Ricky that clouds reminded him of of mashed potatoes, and wondered what it would be like if they were made of potatoes, Ricky would rip into them for being so silly and unrealistic. He’s so literal.
@@spencerraney4979 i think you're forgetting that this is a grown man his talking to not a kid xD also he is on a talk show with his mate who's speaking all this nonesense, try to imagine you self there.. how much Karl is enough Karl irl , i'd laugh my ass off too
@@theshamanite Nah. Ricky is just making fun of Karls way of formulating his own thoughts. It does not make it better when Karl's trying to go down the road anyway even though his formulations are bad. It's like a kid trying to stand his place even though he's wrong. Problem is.... Karl is a grown ass man. :D
Well you definitely think in your language. there's something there.
animated Ricky is my favorite character ever
Youre an idiot
The real one is the opposite.
Animated Ricky is really cute.
@@Amory-wd3ws Nah, animated Karl is.
Fred Flintstone looking ass 🤣🤣🤣
Gods, Ricky cackling in background when Karl talks makes it so much better. Brilliant.
Karl's review of Earth: 7.8/10 too much water
Harris : I sense an IGN reference
Harris : he’s from manchester 😂
Oh my God this stuff is so, so funny!!!! How to even comment?! And the cartoonist, artist capturing the expressions, oh all of it, great!
The glasses. The wig. The catchphrase. *Brilliant*.
@@bretn7 it’s more Hannah Barbara (the original scooby doo artists) instead of the Flintstones but yeah very true it’s done perfectly
Part 3 tonight guys! Just a heads up, the video is about 1 hour 40 minutes long (as oppose to the usual 1 hour) just because it was so hard to cut down the 7 episodes it was comprised of because they were all gold. Make of that what you will, but be sure to enjoy!
YEEESS!
Do more parts dude!
+Arjun Patel Part 4 up now bud.
Thank you
A friend of a friend of mine (John Woolf) has recently written a book about Victorian freaks, that Karl would absolutely adore, cos it’s about all the things that Karl mentioned.
John Woolf actually has a PhD in Victorian Freak Shows. Can you imagine how many questions Karl would ask him??
I'm the Karl of my friend group.
I also understand everything he says.
How is Karl so cold? I absolutely love him but what the hell. How is he not laughing with anything?
Darhk because he’s taking it seriously
He is, you can hear it sometimes. The cartoonist really leans on portraying his expression as very dry
@@1who4me that's not true watch any other interview with him or podcast where you can watch them talking he takes it all serious and isn't trying to be funny, you hardly see him laugh even on an idiot abroad
Darhk Hes a northerner
Probably bc it's his ideas being laughed at, but if they're friends it's probably just for the show.
28:00 - Ricky thinks Steve is laughing at the post making it into the diary, not knowing the legendary thing that is actually coming
This brings me so much joy i just can’t explain 😄
He’s SOOO F’n RIGHT about the baby laughing hysterically in the middle of the night..
That’s definitely a roll over and “Honey- you get this one”😂😂
I never get bored of watching Karl he makes you think and laugh
"I feel like I'm not needed". Yep. I work in industrial engineering department and I feel like this all the time.
These are amazing, don't stop!
+Josh Cawthorne I'LL STOP WHEN I'M DEAD.
+the.alexo1234ss1 r.i.p
Karl's idea of a watch that counts down to your death actually sounds like it could be the plot to an episode of The Twilight Zone. I'll give him props for that concept
I really love the way karl thinks
This is the best podcast ive ever heard.Karl you’re a star.
12:00 mum had one of the paintings of a child crying, after she passed away I became the custodian of the painting. The painting used to creep me out when I was a child. I'm in my 40's now and the painting is still just as creepy. It's always there, always watching and always crying.........
Why are they so popular in the UK?. I don't mean to bother you I'm sorry about that just a curious canadian passing through.
Dankest Eevee the reasons why my mum had one of the paintings was due to the fact that she lost her 1st born son at the age of 7 and the little boy featured in the painting reminded her of the child that she lost. That's why we have one of the paintings, I'm sorry but I have no idea why they were so popular with the rest of the people who had/have one of the images.....
❤It doesn't matter how many times I listen to these shows,I crack up so hard and loud, it feels good in my soul! I am truly thankful for Ricky's unselfishness and sharing the comedic genius of Carl. Most Stars, especially comediennes, would never want anyone to outshine them in funniness. Ricky is so sure of his own talent that he doesn't get jealous, he really enjoys Carl and his wild brain. I adore Ricky Gervais, he is such a sweet and funny man! Love from Paris, Pia Paradis Muah!💄💋❤
I need more of this it's so good, I can only watch so much of the 3 seasons and they never get old
I saw a robin with a worm and I was like “put it down” 😂😂😂 crying! 😂😂😂
46:31 Ricky talks about some profound stuff that got me thinking. Imagine living a life without illnesses and diseases, peacefully dying in your sleep. It would be the most amazing thing. It is eventually going to happen with the help of medicine and technology, unfortunately we, probably, won't be around by then.
What about a word for the animator, he captured such good likenesses of all three in just a few lines.
I must be an idiot, because Karl is a genius. Seriously, his questions are really good. Never thought about my thought-accent. Wonder what mine is... Cause, I can't really think right now without forcing an accent... I must try this.
+Ian Cordia You're an idiot.
Thank you.
He's not a _genius_. He'd seem like an OK philosopher if he was better with words.
Thatguy7242 Yeah he's not the best with words, but think about what he's saying. His outlook is so different from the norm that most wouldn't even think about what he's saying. But, humanity has always dismissed the words of the wise as folly.
Thurman Merman Don't see how his mother possibly being a witch has anything to do with it, but okay. I do think that Ricky misunderstood Karl, though.
"you live and you learn" that's a little mantra.
2024 and this is still comedy gold 😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
"Did I tell you about the immune system?"
I'm so jealous of Suzanne
To be honest, this is the best possible test to check if a woman is the one. If she's up for taking all of your shit and still loving you. Just wake her up 'accidentally' at 6 AM on the weekend and ask if you've told her about the immune system. It's like the Bronx story woman check 2.0
Ask me about hitler
Not now Karl
Karl should have his own podcast
“In the Jesus times ‘an that” I love his simple explanations! Lol
I love falling asleep to this😴😌
“If the wright brothers said “ah, forget it” we wouldn’t have wings now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ricky you kill me
Ricky's idea that all stress and worry about death would disappear if everyone just died in their sleep is absolute madness. That would make me terrified to go to sleep.
Has he seen ANY nightmare on elm street
Not me. That’s the way I prefer to go.
Every time you wake up you'd have to run round checking if your loved ones were dead or not. Every day. That also means each time you go to sleep you'll have to potentially say goodbye forever to your family, just in case...
@@garethperry5365 Right?! Everyone's stress and worry would be magnified by tenfold. Like I said, Ricky's nuts for thinking otherwise.
I think he's implying that you wouldn't necessarily know when you'e die and if you did want to you'd have the option for assisted euthanasia. Taking the violence out of death-but how do you avoid accidents?
Absolutely love these guys. Wish I could meet karl
I agree with Karl on not going back in time. Even if it was an awesome occasion. If you wanna go back. Just reminisce. It still makes you feel good.
Part 4 coming very very soon. Again it's quite long, this time due to Kidney stone diary entries, and the happiness anecdotes towards the end. Plus the rare animated record of Karl laughing. You won't be disappointed, and if you are, you're an idiot. Play a record.
seriously intelligent ricky and steve go a long way to prove that the educated can be down to earth. many thanks gents
'Karl is an idiot. If you think he's a genius, you're an idiot' - Mr Gervais. Enjoy.
+derp hr Completely agree man, things like this and If I Were You (Podcast by two comedians Jake and Amir) where it's simply people chatting and laughing really brighten up my day. Simply amazing for when you're feeling down! It's great to know people are enjoying them as that's the only reason I'm uploading them - I love sharing these three's genius with the world. Have a great day!
+the.alexo1234ss1 Hasn't Ricky called Karl a genius numerous times? Hahaha
Oi, we neeeed a part 3. Get on it. Pleeeeease. Its christmas after all.
+ProMaxElite sarcastically
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I love these videos!
And I love you
It's funny hearing Ricky and Steve trying to antagonise Karl when in reality he's quicker and funnier than both of them
He’s on another level.. absolutely quicker.
Whoever did the animation- it’s brilliant.
one of the funniest things I have heard in a while.
I love you man, laughter really is the best medicine! ;)
Imagine you go on holiday for 7 days and you read that Karl has been put in charge of the UK.
And imagine how it would look when you came back......
@Tony England
Hahaha that's the best thing I've read all day!
James Avison weiiiirdoooo
he wouldn't have any of it. Too much assle innit.
Tony England I would take the next flight home
James Avison Really? Just because she's a girl? Don't be a fucking weirdo, man.
At this point I've probably watched a straight weeks worth of Karl videos. Still funny.
I wish Karl had Elon Musk's money.
where has this show been jesus i wish i found this sooner
Same here, I'm right kicking myself for not finding this sooner
I agree with Karl in regards to the understanding a lion quote. Intellectuals conversing about obscure philosophers or astrophysics would be a lot harder to understand than listening to a lion talk about licking its bollocks and preying on antelope.
Listening while in Quarantine.
"They don't have a sink" (On a rocket ship)
"I know cause they have a dish washer"
Karl is a legend!!!
tl;dr
Karl and his two possessive girlfriends
love these alexo, whens part 3 come out?
In a couple of months I suppose!
I love how Karl listens to the kinks ❤
Great editi..........
They are so mean to him ❤
When Karl was talking about modern cavemen, he was referencing the North Sentinelese people in the Andaman/Nicobar islands. Little has been determined of their language, and much of the data on them has been via observation. Weren't out of the Bronze Age until a shipwreck on their coast gave them access to metal, thereafter being used in the projectiles against helicopters.
The funny thing is, Karl has predicted alot of things that are happening or has happened recently
REAL TALK LIKE THE DIVV WITH A PAN ON HIS HEAD IN HOZZY
Thankyou guys
I love the animations
Right! Very Hanna Barbara, like The Flintstones or The Jetsons. Also reminds me of Bullwinkle and the Fractured Fairytales cartoons. Brilliant!
I would love to sit in on one of these, i bet the outtakes are funnier than the podcast.
Some episodes you can hear how fucking raw rickys voice is from having a fucking aneurysm from karls stupidity.
Gen. I. Us.
3:00 The watch that counts down your life is actually a movie now called In Time from like 2015? Check it out! And Karl got asked for movie ideas!
Just coughed up beer through my nose, was chilling but I've never seen that elephant man animation. Caught me by surprise 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦♂️
1:08:06 🤣
Love this as always! Fuck netlfix begging with three adverts in 10 minutes, do we need em
I had a cb back in those days and bizarrely my handle was Elephant Man. But no ladybreakers wanted an eyeball so I changed it to a 2000ad character called Stainless Steel Rat. Yeah like that was gonna work.
Finally I settled on Pilkio 1 but some round headed twat challenged me to a boxing match. He sounded hard as nails so I went back to being penpals with myself.
One nine for a copy
How many candles ya burnin?
heythereFuckyou what's your 20?
One nine
Stoneryoda 937 side on bring it in
@@traviscrowell8946 alright.
CB Radio wow that takes me back. I remember meeting up with a couple of girls me and a mate were talking to . I think it was called an eyeball.
Karl's theory about the safe streets is correct. If you've a load of areas in the city which are rough and you turn them into skateparks, gardens and historical landmarks or parks it becomes a tourist location reducing crime in the area.
I love Gervais, except when he gets really nasty. It's a bit of a weakness with him.
Your an idiot
Mathew Strauss *You’re
They're not actually doing a show where two guys sit there constantly being mean and making fun of a third guy.
It's all staged. Karl represents dumb people with their heads up their asses and their absurd ideas.
@@My2Cents1 theyve been doing xfm for ages, its real.
@@My2Cents1 I don't believe for a second that Karl is acting. If so, he's more brilliant than Sacha Baron Cohen and Andy Kaufman combined. No way.
The countdown watch idea is basically the movie “In Time”
Wisest man ever
48:41 as usual, he’s right - this HAS happened. There are entire chunks of history where civilization was almost entirely erased. I believe one example is the library of Alexandria? What’s fascinating about Karl is that he thinks of these things without knowing it’s true.
Ok CZcams I’ll watch it
39:50
yeah. exactly why i celebrate christmas in summer, on vacation.
I will celebrate christmas when i want to thankyou very much. -_-
8:36 I don’t know why that’s so funny! 😂
Thanks for the vids..LOVE THEM..right I'm off to save insects from a swimming pool and to play with some ladybirds😂
Daddy Bloxsome And I love you.
Agh your only human😉
Correlation does not imply causation, Karl!
I love his idea on the doctors helmet lmao ,
I come here to think😁. Karl is actually a very quick, clever, uniquely, funny fella. What a brilliant show. Thé animation, The endless topics, The cups of coffee .....Such a good time😁. TY for posting. From the brilliant mind of Gervais.
When they first pull the diary out and steve asks karl if hes heard about joined up writing and karls talking about how you cant read it and starts to say "look at ancient times" hahahaha, man I wish we got to hear more on Boxer Boys thoughts on cursive writing and ancient times
WOW RICKY HAS MADE QUITE A LOT OF MONEY OFF THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS OF KARL.
Haha this is not real karl is a creation of ricky steve and karl
Ricky has based all his success on other people. So it’s no surprise
@@Cooz. household name because of Steve's writing.
@@1who4me so so untrue
At what point does a school party after hours becomes a school assembly about crime, still found it funny though
Karl Pilkington is a genius, i will only watch him in the Ricky Gervais show, i would love to spend 1 day with Karl on the ricky gervais show.
Me too #Lisa #ILoveKarlPilkington
Moaning of life is pretty good at the very least watch the episode where Karl gets a hair piece but a good one. Seeing Karl so happy is worth it.
Great
They should publish Karl’s journal. Every year.
28:04 ... Ricky's never laughed so hard ...