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Komentáře • 633

  • @lilbigtv2357
    @lilbigtv2357 Před 3 měsíci +518

    The funny thing younger women are more expensive for younger men and the older women are cheaper for the younger men

  • @kena.8003
    @kena.8003 Před 3 měsíci +261

    "If I go to the mechanic by myself, they're going to take advantage of me."
    Then, proceeds to take advantage of HIM lol.

  • @posthocprior
    @posthocprior Před 3 měsíci +759

    What I learned: Chris hasn’t dated a 25 year old in a long time.

    • @LostChildOfTime
      @LostChildOfTime Před 3 měsíci +77

      This skit is fairly old.

    • @Twiggsthetitan
      @Twiggsthetitan Před 3 měsíci +13

      Exactly

    • @LilXancheX
      @LilXancheX Před 3 měsíci +17

      He only dates 18 year olds 😂

    • @davidbadette1308
      @davidbadette1308 Před 3 měsíci +58

      True... Cause they no longer asking for shoes but cars, house, business

    • @NeoZeta
      @NeoZeta Před 3 měsíci +44

      This is old. In today's world, if you want a woman with as little baggage as possible, it has to be 18. And it already comes with its own load of crap.

  • @GitzenShiggles
    @GitzenShiggles Před 3 měsíci +837

    It's cheaper and more peaceful to remain single.

    • @orangewarm1
      @orangewarm1 Před 3 měsíci +30

      And more lonely.

    • @keithkarvelis82
      @keithkarvelis82 Před 3 měsíci +8

      Yes it is.

    • @tensaantares
      @tensaantares Před 3 měsíci

      It's also cheaper to NOT have sex and yet people continue to partake..UNCLEAR why.😑

    • @clarkkent8286
      @clarkkent8286 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Cheers 🍻

    • @clarkkent8286
      @clarkkent8286 Před 3 měsíci +75

      ​@@orangewarm1 Better to be alone than to be with someone who makes you feel lonely

  • @hesh2
    @hesh2 Před 3 měsíci +88

    A wise man once said- If u want ur Pockets to jingle stay single.

    • @johnmanning4097
      @johnmanning4097 Před měsícem +2

      SO TRUE…. going through a divorce right now the stupidest thing I ever did in my life get married.😂

  • @tousainthart-yc1tr
    @tousainthart-yc1tr Před 3 měsíci +198

    I Love how Real Comedians tell the COLD Truth thru jokes

    • @jayg6434
      @jayg6434 Před 3 měsíci +9

      Yes fact of life Bro... my parents hid the secret all about marriage...I wouldn’t have married if the secret was out... we are naive when young ....

    • @marcus813
      @marcus813 Před 3 měsíci +6

      Rock didn't tell one single lie!

    • @jamesnelson8469
      @jamesnelson8469 Před 2 měsíci

      This isn’t why men date younger women

  • @reesejohnson2788
    @reesejohnson2788 Před 3 měsíci +34

    2:35 “The worst version of a good car” is funny as hell!

  • @niners2162
    @niners2162 Před 3 měsíci +537

    Not anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The younger women want all the expensive stuff now

    • @marianserban3063
      @marianserban3063 Před 3 měsíci +23

      It is what it is,p…y is very expensive in 2024.

    • @VernonRhem
      @VernonRhem Před 3 měsíci +6

      That's right, that and russsian women.

    • @rurounijay7100
      @rurounijay7100 Před 3 měsíci

      I was gonna say shit changed these girls are out they fuckin minds lol

    • @Iloveswedes
      @Iloveswedes Před 3 měsíci +13

      Inflation

    • @niners2162
      @niners2162 Před 3 měsíci +5

      @@Iloveswedes bull shit

  • @courtneymiszczak6413
    @courtneymiszczak6413 Před 3 měsíci +225

    My older boyfriend said I’m the cheapest women he’s ever dated and I’m also the youngest 😂

    • @iambiggus
      @iambiggus Před 3 měsíci +64

      I'm a 45 yo divorcee dating a 25 year old, and it's glorious. I got her a new phone and it was like I bought her a pink Ferrari.

    • @misterhappy8682
      @misterhappy8682 Před 3 měsíci +5

      304

    • @misterhappy8682
      @misterhappy8682 Před 3 měsíci +8

      He was paying 300 hr

    • @Lil_Valor
      @Lil_Valor Před 3 měsíci +17

      I know for a fact he means that as one of the biggest compliments ever😂 Men absolutely don’t mind, heck even want to spend their money on a woman that shows they truly love them and don’t expect it

    • @Iloveswedes
      @Iloveswedes Před 3 měsíci +2

      Lowest cost or lowest quality?

  • @RoDiggityDangit79
    @RoDiggityDangit79 Před 2 měsíci +48

    An older woman just asked me to help her get her car fixed

    • @jamesthen1nja
      @jamesthen1nja Před 2 měsíci +6

      Her gas tesla needed a new catalytic converter?

  • @user-fy3jy2ee5l
    @user-fy3jy2ee5l Před 3 měsíci +174

    Younger women want the expensive things now

    • @Byorin
      @Byorin Před 3 měsíci +30

      They sure do, but the exchange rate is still better because she could still be young and hot and have less trauma than an older woman.

    • @marvymarv959
      @marvymarv959 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Such as?

    • @HoneyBadger90
      @HoneyBadger90 Před 3 měsíci +25

      Missed the whole point. Expensive or not, it’s usually materialistic, and things that may actually work out in your favor like clothes, hair, nails, etc. the older woman comes with real life problems which tends to cost an arm and a leg that only benefits herself. Not to mention baggage.

    • @j.baldwin3012
      @j.baldwin3012 Před 3 měsíci +13

      You obviously don't know how much a roof or a driveway cost.

    • @onthedubba
      @onthedubba Před 3 měsíci

      Women all wanna be spoiled, older and younger.

  • @Gia_P.
    @Gia_P. Před 2 měsíci +21

    Older woman: "gimme access to half of your earnings." And adopt my kids.

    • @ronburgundy3172
      @ronburgundy3172 Před 2 měsíci +2

      no way in hell i'd rather stay home and play with myself than raising kids who are not my own 😆

  • @Inalienablerights15
    @Inalienablerights15 Před 3 měsíci +81

    This man is brilliant and FUNNY!😅😅😅

  • @Basta11
    @Basta11 Před 3 měsíci +51

    He forgot about the kids college tuition or bail, gramama’s medication, some tax situation.

  • @user-sv7mt6gp7e
    @user-sv7mt6gp7e Před 3 měsíci +345

    Dating? Try being married to an older lady. They want you to do all that stuff for absolutely NOTHING in return. At least that's how mine is.

    • @willgee.1483
      @willgee.1483 Před 3 měsíci +60

      Sounds like you need a divorce lawyer

    • @ITech2005
      @ITech2005 Před 3 měsíci +82

      ​@@willgee.1483Bro signed a slave contract 😂

    • @-onyx2626
      @-onyx2626 Před 3 měsíci +1

      😅😅😅

    • @narendraatluri4960
      @narendraatluri4960 Před 3 měsíci +37

      That’s when you take her on a cruise during storm season in the Caribbean

    • @jayg6434
      @jayg6434 Před 3 měsíci +7

      For me no supper if I don’t help with food preparation 😮

  • @danopo
    @danopo Před 3 měsíci +196

    Older woman wanted me to buy her a piece of land.

    • @mk0759
      @mk0759 Před 3 měsíci +35

      Why not buy the land and hand her a contract to rent it from you?

    • @wilhelmw5992
      @wilhelmw5992 Před 3 měsíci

      Power move! 😂😂😂​@@mk0759

    • @blopartDGRI
      @blopartDGRI Před 3 měsíci +7

      🤣🤣🤣 _BRILLIANT!!_

    • @adulis73
      @adulis73 Před 3 měsíci +11

      Did she ask you to tend the cattle too?😂

    • @howardboyd7764
      @howardboyd7764 Před 3 měsíci +8

      And in exchange for what........ in exchange for what exactly....LMFAO

  • @styleyK
    @styleyK Před 3 měsíci +56

    The price of shoes has gone up!

    • @j.baldwin3012
      @j.baldwin3012 Před 3 měsíci +7

      They're still cheaper than home and car repairs.

  • @carls9310
    @carls9310 Před 2 měsíci +34

    "Fix my roof?"
    Shiiiiiiddd...
    She wants you to fix her LIFE!
    And mad AF if you ain't feeling that...

  • @marianserban3063
    @marianserban3063 Před 3 měsíci +151

    55 yo old old old cougar told me she wants 1600€ to fix her house,and we didn’t even got to our second date… 😼

    • @snookmeister55
      @snookmeister55 Před 3 měsíci +14

      Wow. She had that backwards - failed the IQ test

    • @mk0759
      @mk0759 Před 3 měsíci +20

      She'd better pick up some overtime shifts at her job.

    • @jayg6434
      @jayg6434 Před 3 měsíci +9

      I bet she’s making money ... but just won’t spend a dime on you... but you have to

    • @daviddavidson4496
      @daviddavidson4496 Před 3 měsíci

      Freedom units or gtfo

    • @James-ws9ze
      @James-ws9ze Před 2 měsíci +3

      If she told me that, they would be no 2nd date and I wouldn't give her anything.

  • @truthseeker4555
    @truthseeker4555 Před 2 měsíci +15

    Yes dating older women cost more than dating younger women. Dated a woman in her 40's and she needed her property taxes paid 15k was what she needed

    • @junkanoobaby1
      @junkanoobaby1 Před 2 měsíci +3

      😂😂😂 no sir she would of handle that herself

  • @BigstickNick
    @BigstickNick Před 2 měsíci +12

    I had a girl pull up $1200 shoes. I damn near fainted. I was like bitch, I don’t even buy myself Jordan’s, and I actually want those.

  • @MightyGreenLantern17
    @MightyGreenLantern17 Před 3 měsíci +32

    One of the best economics lessons ever

  • @ibnsabeel9466
    @ibnsabeel9466 Před 3 měsíci +12

    If you close your eyes and just listen you will hear Richard Pryor in surround sound. Chris definitely studied one of the best that ever did stand up.

  • @Nash9r
    @Nash9r Před 3 měsíci +94

    A woman who demands shoes is already a red flag.

    • @eiwo323s
      @eiwo323s Před 3 měsíci +4

      He forgot the bills, bills, bills (Destiny child) they were young back then

    • @reesejohnson2788
      @reesejohnson2788 Před 3 měsíci +9

      It’s a Green flag if you understand real life.

    • @levertis1987
      @levertis1987 Před 3 měsíci

      He is right. Young woman are cheap. They want there nails done which is like 40 to 80 dollars, 40 if she want just a manicure don’t ask me how I know lol. Women are so materialistic

    • @ligafftheindifferent3495
      @ligafftheindifferent3495 Před 3 měsíci +10

      "Buy me..."
      Huge red flag if it is more than a coffee.
      My current wife tried that on me ONCE. I made it real clear that the idea of being her wallet did not appeal to me. She got the hint and never made that kind of move again, which is why she is a keeper. If I set boundaries, she respects them.

    • @Alkiel
      @Alkiel Před 3 měsíci

      @@ligafftheindifferent3495sounds like your age difference with her is less than 3 years. Oooooorrrrr u rich rich, that she can see it, so don’t ask for anything because you’ll get it for her eventually if she need it

  • @resourcenetworksystems9547
    @resourcenetworksystems9547 Před 3 měsíci +52

    Many younger women have less shyt to be upset about - Older women are usually caring grudges from all the fucc'n up they did when they wz young. They upset with you over shyt thats got nothing to do with you.

    • @hollywoodpineapple8337
      @hollywoodpineapple8337 Před 2 měsíci +10

      Thats both genders. It says that many people need therapy. A lot of issues both have has to do with other stuff, society, parents, past mistakes and in relationships people tend to take thos eout on each other.

    • @desmonides
      @desmonides Před 2 měsíci +2

      Big facts

    • @RepentImmediately
      @RepentImmediately Před 2 měsíci +1

      In my experience, divorced men and men who were seriously wronged at some point are essentially forever emotionally stunted.

    • @ghfudrs93uuu
      @ghfudrs93uuu Před měsícem

      I don't even think this is the problem.
      When I look at a woman my age I just think "what do you have to offer me?"
      I have a lot to offer that I didn't 15 years ago, emotionally, in skills, money...
      A woman my age can even have all of these things too, but none of it is going my way. So, why am I gonna invest in her in any way?
      I certainly can deal with emotional baggage if it is worth it, I do it with my family all the time. My friends too.
      When it comes to women, tho. They are not worth the investiment. I would rather pay for my sugar baby's shoes.

  • @austinhall3937
    @austinhall3937 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Im 30. I date a little younger. Usually 24-26ish. Theyre usually nicer, less argumentative, not as loud or annoying, theyre still sweet not talking about ALL MEN when something doesnt go her way usually cause shes still young enough she hasnt let the entire town inside. Less likely to have kids from previous guys.

    • @werdwerdus
      @werdwerdus Před 2 měsíci +2

      exactly. because the ones that haven't married by 30, there's a reason they haven't married.

  • @myownchannel247
    @myownchannel247 Před 3 měsíci +25

    They’re always asking where’s all the good men 🤨 hint ladies; look in the friend zone

    • @Tf_u_talking_about_fool
      @Tf_u_talking_about_fool Před 2 měsíci

      Doubt that because all good men aren't ugly 😂😂😂

    • @RepentImmediately
      @RepentImmediately Před 2 měsíci +5

      I've had some great friendships with men and in observing them in their own dating lives, I realized how undateable they all were. Not that I had interest in dating them, it was just a surprise to realize that even the guys who I respect and care deeply about had way too many emotional issues to be considered a good partner.

    • @bune1035
      @bune1035 Před měsícem

      Hint to guys: don't befriend a woman just to hope she's gonna fall in love with you.
      She will not. As a girl every guy that presents themselves as friends, are just friends.
      If they have a crush, they will gonna make the first move. Because I have no idea of they are just friends or not.

  • @julesc1665
    @julesc1665 Před 3 měsíci +17

    yeah, not gonna lie, I've got a roof that needs fixing! 🤣

  • @levitaggart5943
    @levitaggart5943 Před 3 měsíci +7

    Chris Rock is killing it ! Man is on point ! He's not 100% correct, but more likely than not. The Rock is solid.

  • @rzn2258
    @rzn2258 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Chris Rock is one of the greatest comedians , as far as I'm concerned.
    He's remained consistently funny through out his entire career.

  • @auntiesemite9295
    @auntiesemite9295 Před 2 měsíci +5

    SO true. My gfs that were less than half my age were so happy with presents and meals. My exes that were my age wanted houses, cars, vacations...

  • @orangewarm1
    @orangewarm1 Před 3 měsíci +92

    They have better bodies. Less arguments. Positive personalities 😅

    • @A-Thomas
      @A-Thomas Před 3 měsíci +6

      All facts

    • @Wuncler
      @Wuncler Před 3 měsíci +12

      Less arguments and Positive personalities has nothing to do with their age.

    • @hollywoodpineapple8337
      @hollywoodpineapple8337 Před 2 měsíci +9

      @@Wuncler Yup...those political gen zers arent very positive or having less arguments...many youngins are activists these days cause its the cool thing to do and will look good to the schools and mega corps. As for bodies, many people out of shape regardless of age.

  • @informer3evans797
    @informer3evans797 Před 3 měsíci +13

    And another problem with that expensive lemon of a car is it is more expensive to repair.

  • @dr.winstonsmith
    @dr.winstonsmith Před 3 měsíci +70

    Men date younger women because they’re more attractive. For women, youth equals beauty and everything is tight and fit.

    • @VernonRhem
      @VernonRhem Před 3 měsíci +14

      Men date younger women because they are prettier

    • @susanplatt5331
      @susanplatt5331 Před 3 měsíci +34

      Bs. There's plenty of attractive older women. They just aren't naive to men's bs anymore.

    • @Byorin
      @Byorin Před 3 měsíci +36

      @@susanplatt5331nah, maybe some women in their 30’s can compete with the younger ones, but its still rare. Plus Chris Rock is talking about 40 and 50 year olds, which for sure are NOT more attractive. If the dude wants children, he obviously doesn’t want to deal with geriatric pregnancy or menopause. Don’t blame men, blame biology.

    • @rurounijay7100
      @rurounijay7100 Před 3 měsíci +9

      @@Byorinmeagan good is 42 and i would take her over many younger women

    • @Byorin
      @Byorin Před 3 měsíci +24

      @@rurounijay7100 sure, Megan Good is still beautiful, but she’s 42 now and no way shes better looking than the 22 version of herself. At best, we could say she’s an exception to the rule anyway.

  • @KoRnBaL19
    @KoRnBaL19 Před 3 měsíci +45

    Older women generally take care of YOU. But, once menopause sets on in......FUNK & RUN.

    • @americandissident9062
      @americandissident9062 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Older women don’t do that.

    • @tegathemenace
      @tegathemenace Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@americandissident9062 Some do and wear the pants. And also remind you how you'd be nothing without her

    • @americandissident9062
      @americandissident9062 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@tegathemenace Except for the fact that that isn’t true at all.

    • @chaosgyro
      @chaosgyro Před 3 měsíci

      ​@americandissident9062 You're not fooling anyone. It's time for your nap grandma.

    • @wraithstrongopark
      @wraithstrongopark Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@americandissident9062 how do you know? You've seen every relationship? GTFOH

  • @gregpst77
    @gregpst77 Před 2 měsíci +5

    A 44 year old handed me a paint brush the first time I went to her place. So true.

    • @afolabiot
      @afolabiot  Před 2 měsíci +2

      😂😂

    • @jdsartre9520
      @jdsartre9520 Před 2 měsíci

      If you didn't say, "Ok, but I'm a paint you...with your clothes off" then you a simp

  • @i7Qp4rQ
    @i7Qp4rQ Před 2 měsíci +7

    If transactions are involved, then its yet again "the worlds oldest profession".

    • @dstigers6140
      @dstigers6140 Před 2 měsíci

      Which is why it's not a transaction.

    • @i7Qp4rQ
      @i7Qp4rQ Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@dstigers6140 wdym

    • @martinezbiz
      @martinezbiz Před měsícem

      ​@@i7Qp4rQselling sex for money

  • @hammer-r
    @hammer-r Před 3 měsíci +21

    Ain’t that the friggin truth. Been there done that.

  • @simsima4636
    @simsima4636 Před 3 měsíci +28

    I'm 54 and my girlfriend is 28. We've been dating for two years now and all she wants is ice cream sometimes and she wants to have babies. Life is simple when you find the good one.

    • @JB-tz8fu
      @JB-tz8fu Před 2 měsíci +6

      Is she American ??? 😂

    • @Tf_u_talking_about_fool
      @Tf_u_talking_about_fool Před 2 měsíci

      You mean young one. Sounds like you're bragging on dating a child 🤡

    • @ironxYT
      @ironxYT Před 2 měsíci

      Just met a nice girl from another country, 23 and I’m 33, she’s sweet, asks me everyday if I’ve eaten yet, we share a common faith and have very similar worldviews. Has opened my eyes so much to how annoying and undesirable American women are.

    • @BG-qk6ek
      @BG-qk6ek Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​@@JB-tz8funo 😂😂😂😂

    • @BG-qk6ek
      @BG-qk6ek Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@JB-tz8fuAmerican woman would abort the baby and go back to school for a masters and PhD

  • @melvinreed4136
    @melvinreed4136 Před 2 měsíci +4

    But why do younger women date a more mature man? They-we-are generally done chasing skirts, they are less bitter and for the most part, will listen, as they actually want to learn something. A more mature woman? She knows EVERYTHING (and she's learning more), more often than not, doesn't keep her body looking good AND are angry from all of those bad relationships. (Yes, bad men are responsible for this.)

  • @cherylhill9283
    @cherylhill9283 Před 2 měsíci +2

    5:45am in the gym and Ima have to save this for later. I can't workout for laughing😂😂😂😂

  • @yaparairiro
    @yaparairiro Před 3 měsíci +14

    😂😂I just cracked up in public.

  • @kassymakhmetbek5848
    @kassymakhmetbek5848 Před 3 měsíci +20

    I feel like it is way different nowadays. The expenses go up from 20 to 28, then go down. Older women seem to not care about money as much and prioritize personality a lot. General tendency in my opinion, of course. People are different

    • @hollywoodpineapple8337
      @hollywoodpineapple8337 Před 2 měsíci +6

      People are stuck in old stereotypes and are clueless as to human behavior patterns these days....

    • @vegito123456
      @vegito123456 Před 2 měsíci

      Right they don't care about money but most of them won't marry a man who makes less than them 😂 stop the bullshit

    • @marcus1282
      @marcus1282 Před 2 měsíci

      I think this is accurate...they are not interested in what you can do for them financially but rather how you make them feel. Only problem is the skeletons

    • @ghfudrs93uuu
      @ghfudrs93uuu Před měsícem +1

      nah, I think he's pretty on point. Most 30+ women straight up try to shove "wife expenses" on you. You can have a reasonable level of statistical certainty that an older woman living by herself has a lot of debt to her name.
      Young women want vacations and gifts. These are expensive in themselves, but much cheaper than living expenses.
      These are not "old stereotypes". Chris divorced in 2016. He's talking about his current experience.

    • @hollywoodpineapple8337
      @hollywoodpineapple8337 Před 28 dny

      @@ghfudrs93uuu Chris rock isnt in his 30s....He was 30 at a different time...that said, it also depends on the older woman, you have older women with no debts...all these things though, it's important for people to know themselves and understand what traits they are looking for and focus on that not necessarily only age...sure age MIGHT be an indicator of some stuff but thats where some men get into trouble thinking that young women dont want much or will be less problematic...always remember at the end of the day, it's about the INDIVIDUAL.

  • @ElevenAce
    @ElevenAce Před 2 měsíci +2

    Had to help an older women car shop just to make sure she get something good. They really do be using us 😂.

  • @roadcalm3303
    @roadcalm3303 Před 3 měsíci +17

    Her, “I only got 35 dollars.”
    Me, “ Good luck and Goodbye.” As I drive away.

    • @jamie49868
      @jamie49868 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Me "Cool, that's just about enough for a cab". Peace Brother!

  • @caipirinha_king1632
    @caipirinha_king1632 Před 3 měsíci +76

    “There’s no such thing, as good 36 year old pvzzy”….. 😅
    ~Dave Chapelle

    • @benjamindavis2475
      @benjamindavis2475 Před 3 měsíci +12

      That was Patrice oneill 🎉

    • @Iloveswedes
      @Iloveswedes Před 3 měsíci +6

      @@benjamindavis2475 O'Neal

    • @anthropomorphicOrange
      @anthropomorphicOrange Před 3 měsíci +8

      I don’t think Dave Chappelle said that. Maybe your friend Dave Chapelle said that.

    • @caipirinha_king1632
      @caipirinha_king1632 Před 3 měsíci

      I’m too old to care about being right, and there’s nothing wrong with being wrong. And please spare me the who said what first…
      czcams.com/video/9jwCrLzgWzo/video.htmlsi=dC63Lj4XzLQ8lbyZ

    • @KtotheG
      @KtotheG Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@anthropomorphicOrange No, Dave said it, too. Actually Patrice said 30... and Dave went a little higher.

  • @tedbundywastheultimatechad8400
    @tedbundywastheultimatechad8400 Před 3 měsíci +8

    Younger women are more attractive and tighter.

  • @konsyansnou8623
    @konsyansnou8623 Před 3 měsíci +15

    Although a pair of shoes is cheaper and sexier for a 25 y/o than roof fixing and car mechanics from a 45-50 y/o according to him. Nowadays, the whole dating experience with a young woman is expensive cause if she dates you, she knows you have the means ... and lots of them come with daddy issues as well

    • @RepentImmediately
      @RepentImmediately Před 2 měsíci

      Men have so many Daddy issues.... it's pretty wild.

    • @ronburgundy3172
      @ronburgundy3172 Před 2 měsíci

      they want to date a father figure

    • @konsyansnou8623
      @konsyansnou8623 Před 2 měsíci

      @ronburgundy3172 Exactly! Most of these women were raised by single [bitter] mothers

  • @rowlinstoned3715
    @rowlinstoned3715 Před 2 měsíci +3

    That's why I now live my life AS I want... my 2 dogs never bitch. They ALWAYS happy to see me. I'll NEVER get tricked into that bs again.

  • @mickhardin15
    @mickhardin15 Před 3 měsíci +6

    "Can you pick up my nephew at the airport, he's coming in at 4:30................AM!"

  • @DivineLightPaladin
    @DivineLightPaladin Před 2 měsíci +2

    I'd be happy with a walk in the park holding hands 😂

  • @benjamindavis2475
    @benjamindavis2475 Před 3 měsíci +25

    No... I date em cause they are younger

  • @markprothero2666
    @markprothero2666 Před 3 měsíci +4

    I pay nothing. I don’t like entitled people.
    I’ll pay if I feel like it because I genuinely like her. Not because she demands or expects it, like a lot of them do, which annoys me exponentially.

    • @ghfudrs93uuu
      @ghfudrs93uuu Před měsícem

      I will specifically pay for things that add nothing to her life.
      Drugs, tattoos, plastic surgeries...

  • @RutabegaNG
    @RutabegaNG Před 2 měsíci +3

    My dude, if that's the kind of person you're attracting, it might be worth reviewing the energy you put out.

    • @ghfudrs93uuu
      @ghfudrs93uuu Před měsícem

      he's a man with money. The only way to change that is wasting all the money.
      There's no amount of energy that will make women treat him differently.

    • @RutabegaNG
      @RutabegaNG Před měsícem

      @@ghfudrs93uuu I see, you think all women are gold diggers. No wonder you think that's the problem.

  • @jeremysipes44
    @jeremysipes44 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Young, no baggage .Period.

  • @gtcam723
    @gtcam723 Před 2 měsíci +7

    No. Their attitudes are generally way better. I’ve had women my age unload on ME for things I was not even involved with. F that.

  • @twashington9983
    @twashington9983 Před 3 měsíci +8

    Sadly, the narrative has changed a bit since he did this routine. It ain't about shoes anymore...women from 18 to 92 want to take trips...OUT OF THE COUNTRY!

    • @ted.angell7609
      @ted.angell7609 Před 2 měsíci +2

      To be fair, so do men… they’re called passport bros

    • @ronburgundy3172
      @ronburgundy3172 Před 2 měsíci

      @@ted.angell7609 foreign women are cheaper

  • @queenslander954
    @queenslander954 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Haven’t developed their full Karen’ess … yet.

  • @lacolem1
    @lacolem1 Před 3 měsíci +4

    No more dating mortgages and student loans, my brothers😂

    • @ronburgundy3172
      @ronburgundy3172 Před 2 měsíci +1

      yeah now younger women are just as expensive as older women if not more :p

  • @SonicBoomC98
    @SonicBoomC98 Před 3 měsíci +18

    Cheaper and they're less worn down by the world

    • @hollywoodpineapple8337
      @hollywoodpineapple8337 Před 2 měsíci +2

      These days the youngins have been through things that many older than they haven't... we in a more liberated times where certain values no longer exist...you might come across someone that has changed genders 3 times and they only 19...

    • @SonicBoomC98
      @SonicBoomC98 Před 2 měsíci

      @@hollywoodpineapple8337 I wouldn't consider that "been through things." That seems like putting yourself through things in my opinion. Then again some parents try too hard to be helpful and understanding

    • @dstigers6140
      @dstigers6140 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Some of that being relationships with crappy men!

  • @ImOnPoint
    @ImOnPoint Před 3 měsíci +3

    45-50 year old more expensive just on sheer medical problems and medical bills. 😅

  • @GTOGregory
    @GTOGregory Před 2 měsíci +2

    So true! My girl wanted Converse tennis shoes like mine. 😆 I love her every day!

  • @carlosr1176
    @carlosr1176 Před 2 měsíci +1

    When sex is the only payment you need in a relationship you’ll be fine, when you start charging for it you’ll always be disappointed. It’s never worth the price of admission unless the payment comes with her leaving forever afterwards.

  • @TwinTalon01
    @TwinTalon01 Před 3 měsíci +10

    I know he’s gotta say “cheaper” to make older women feel better, but haven’t the feel-good lies brought us enough trouble at this point?
    Just tell the truth.
    It’s not because younger women are cheaper, it’s because they’re not combative about everything, and they’re not stressing our brain every five minutes. It’s because they’re sweet and fun and accommodating, easy to get along with. It’s because they’re fertile. It’s because their skin is smooth and tight. It’s because they haven’t packed on an extra 50 pounds yet, so they have better bodies and prettier faces. It’s because they don’t nag us about every little thing we do. It’s because they have low miles on their body and their soul. They’re fresh and pure. And that’s what men want from women.
    There’s a hundred reasons to date younger women, and “cheaper” doesn’t even make the top twenty.

    • @jamie49868
      @jamie49868 Před 3 měsíci

      Yep. Take a 20something to Jamaica, she'll frolic on the beach all day, drink/dance all night and will F the crap out of you. In short, she will put pep in your step and lead in your pencil.
      Take a 40yr to Jamaica, she'll bitch about the sun, complain about your drinking, and feel so bad about herself as she watches the young beach babes bouncing around that she won't "feel in the mood", all while thinking she's doing you a favor. In short, take the wind out your sails, and rain on your parade.
      The young gals are fun, free and appreciative...something the old gals used to be.

  • @libertydrive4388
    @libertydrive4388 Před 3 měsíci +34

    He is pandering to the older women in the audience when he says 45-50 year old p- is good. Not nearly as good as 25 year old p-.

    • @A-Thomas
      @A-Thomas Před 3 měsíci +9

      You ain’t never lied. They rode that train so long it’s way past its prime.

    • @Alkiel
      @Alkiel Před 3 měsíci +4

      He capping about a whole lot of stuff. Guess it’s just jokes

    • @kingsupreme25
      @kingsupreme25 Před 3 měsíci

      Nah older pussy by itself is better.
      Younger women just look better which makes us want it more, which makes us think it's better.
      Women don't even know how to get off until they get older. Which feels better for us

    • @Tf_u_talking_about_fool
      @Tf_u_talking_about_fool Před 2 měsíci

      Nah he's pandering to goofy men. He has all these opinions on dating and his life is in shambles 😂😂😂😂

    • @Batony
      @Batony Před 2 měsíci

      True

  • @keanucooper2103
    @keanucooper2103 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Was this from his Netflix special Selective Outrage?

  • @GuyLogen
    @GuyLogen Před 2 měsíci +3

    Men date "younger" (mid early twenties to late twenties) women cause they are in their "prime" physically.
    Every other reason is secondary.
    Same reason why older women (cougars) sometimes date "younger" men. Cause they feel hot knowing a guy in his "prime" wants to date them (when in their mind, they think the guy could get anyone in his age).
    Ask any older man and woman when they think their prime years were and you'll have your answer.

  • @LaPtaVerdad
    @LaPtaVerdad Před 2 měsíci +2

    I dated young thinking they were less used xD

  • @Historicutuber
    @Historicutuber Před 3 měsíci +3

    He’s my favorite comedian lol😂

  • @Animalsarefoods
    @Animalsarefoods Před 2 měsíci +3

    I think it’s reversed now, at least it is in my experience. The young women I’ve dated want me to take them on vacation to Paris or Rome. They expect expensive gifts constantly. The older woman I’m dating now is happy with me cooking chicken alfredo for dinner and bringing over a $10 bottle of wine.

    • @jdsartre9520
      @jdsartre9520 Před 2 měsíci +2

      correct free market, price stabilization for value

    • @artkid9279
      @artkid9279 Před měsícem

      I think because older women started to realize they have to step up . They know they can't play the "I got sex but thats all" game anymore vs the 21 year old as messed up as it sounds

    • @ghfudrs93uuu
      @ghfudrs93uuu Před měsícem

      Yeah, but sooner rather than later she's gonna hit you with her living expenses. And that's a whole lot more money than a vacation in the long term.
      I'd rather take a weekend vacation once in a while than investing in a 35yo as if I was going to take anything in return.

  • @deputyvanhalen6386
    @deputyvanhalen6386 Před 3 měsíci +3

    In his next tour in 5 years he will know how expensive young women are. He'll be going on about pensioners are the best haha.

    • @afolabiot
      @afolabiot  Před 3 měsíci

      Lol

    • @ronburgundy3172
      @ronburgundy3172 Před 2 měsíci

      the man is going to end up broke if he keeps dating young gold diggers

  • @oyinloyeademola7086
    @oyinloyeademola7086 Před 3 měsíci +17

    They are actually more expensive to date, bcs of the differences in emotional compatibility he has to compensate with money. Moreover, the value and options of an average woman reduce wt age hence their material demands.

    • @Yay-hovah
      @Yay-hovah Před 3 měsíci

      Men don’t care about emotional compatibility as much as women.

  • @josephstory6461
    @josephstory6461 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I only buy the shoes that have heels for pointing at the ceiling😊

  • @JoeJ-8282
    @JoeJ-8282 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Good old Chris Rock! He REALLY knows how to make $#!+ hilarious, even if it's just everyday crap that everyone deals with, LOL!

  • @mickhardin15
    @mickhardin15 Před 3 měsíci +2

    This is so true, SO true!
    Don't ever say you can fix stuff!
    Cuz' you'll be doing it for NOTHING!
    Plus you just gave them a lifetime warranty.
    If anything else goes wrong it's your fault!

  • @beatonthedonis
    @beatonthedonis Před 3 měsíci +6

    I think this is a sugar daddy-gold digger problem. Normal women don't ask normal men for stuff just for existing unless they're married or a birthday is coming up.

    • @lallen8462
      @lallen8462 Před 3 měsíci +1

      U must old bro lol.. Cuz u are definitely outta touch with how women are today

    • @beatonthedonis
      @beatonthedonis Před 3 měsíci

      @@lallen8462 American thing then?

  • @CharmaineRanford
    @CharmaineRanford Před 3 měsíci +18

    Hilarious and honest 😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉

  • @EezeeGroover
    @EezeeGroover Před 2 měsíci +1

    He ain't lied about the second part, except that they do that shit from younger than that

  • @kevinpeterwareham8131
    @kevinpeterwareham8131 Před 3 měsíci +7

    in 1988 this was tru

    • @hollywoodpineapple8337
      @hollywoodpineapple8337 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Im trying to figure out when people are gonna stop repeating stuff that is old when it comes to relationships and women & men in 2024. Cause i feel like some people are traditionalists that are interacting with peopel they dont understand and are even oblivious to their own genders and what they are doing now.

  • @cliffordnyathi6539
    @cliffordnyathi6539 Před 3 měsíci +9

    Tesla that take gas

    • @desmonides
      @desmonides Před 2 měsíci +2

      I read this as soon as he said it 😂😂

    • @jdsartre9520
      @jdsartre9520 Před 2 měsíci +2

      yes, that is what he said

  • @anthonybarnes
    @anthonybarnes Před měsícem

    Chris Rock has always been my favorite comedian

  • @KFontLab
    @KFontLab Před 3 měsíci +23

    Whew… take a joke people 😂.
    Y’all: No actually you are wrong Chris Rock!” 😂
    We will literally debate a joke. Geesh

  • @MTXSHO9732vV8SHO
    @MTXSHO9732vV8SHO Před měsícem +1

    He mentioned TESLAS, APPs so how "old" is old? Rock and I are the same age. I already knew he had options I pretty much wouldn't explore BUT trust he lives in a parallel universe to You and I.

  • @R005t3r
    @R005t3r Před 3 měsíci +2

    Shoes huh? Price Manolo or Louboutin lately?

  • @goddessnoele
    @goddessnoele Před 3 měsíci +2

    "Mercedes 308" ☠️☠️☠️

  • @palaceofwisdom9448
    @palaceofwisdom9448 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I remember that he has always repeated things to pad out his act, but this is agonizing. This bit should have been one minute long.

  • @jorgeposada6054
    @jorgeposada6054 Před 3 měsíci +10

    I can do better on my own

  • @manbearpig637
    @manbearpig637 Před 3 měsíci +7

    F that she can buy her own damn shoes

  • @warrenkener
    @warrenkener Před 3 měsíci +4

    Yeah they call it a "date", on certain websites!

  • @michaeltrabtree7718
    @michaeltrabtree7718 Před 10 dny

    /stares at roof I just patched
    /stares at car I just fixed
    /stares at dishwasher I just replaced
    ....it is good spaghetti though.

  • @MADMAX839
    @MADMAX839 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Funny. But not accurate at all: MEN DATE YOUNGER WOMEN because they haven’t become overly jaded and depressed with their lives yet. They’re willing to have fun because they haven’t been “ravaged” by children and a million other things that stresses out older women.

    • @shiptj01
      @shiptj01 Před měsícem

      That's definitely part of it.

    • @ghfudrs93uuu
      @ghfudrs93uuu Před měsícem

      nah, men date younger because young is hotter and older offers nothing.

    • @shiptj01
      @shiptj01 Před měsícem

      @@ghfudrs93uuu That's part of it, too.

  • @josephmalone253
    @josephmalone253 Před 3 měsíci +1

    He has a point

  • @mrg1534
    @mrg1534 Před 3 měsíci +7

    Whiskey's real good when it got a lil age on it 😂

    • @d.e.b.b5788
      @d.e.b.b5788 Před 3 měsíci +4

      You can have the old stuff. Thanks for keeping the mom's happy, while I date their daughters.

    • @mrg1534
      @mrg1534 Před 3 měsíci +1

      That's what the young girls say about you

  • @Nephibis
    @Nephibis Před 3 měsíci +4

    Depends. If she is a lot older than you it will be free.

    • @jamie49868
      @jamie49868 Před 3 měsíci +2

      I'm 60. I just can't do 70-80, hell 60 aint too good either. Now less than 40... But yeah, when I was in my 20s, those 40yrs were mighty grateful, so I know what you mean.

  • @user-sm1ri5uz2z
    @user-sm1ri5uz2z Před 2 měsíci +2

    He tripping, 25 year old want red bottoms, Gucci whatever , Channel whatever, straight tripping

  • @burdenedbyhope
    @burdenedbyhope Před 26 dny

    younger women go with Chris so they can brag with their friends, they earn the “influence” in their circle for that

  • @randallgardner1950
    @randallgardner1950 Před 2 měsíci

    Chris Rock isn’t funny… he just says what’s on his mind…

  • @jjthe13th
    @jjthe13th Před 2 měsíci

    I have no experience with considerably younger women, but I think women are just generally expensive. You have to invest in them, u have to have ur pockets lined up, wnd the discipline to tell her no.
    I've dated older, and how fast was I turned into a husband, helping out with house shopping, helping to pay the housekeeper, buying groceries
    Not just financially either. Suddenly, we getting into fights about me coming home "late" and doing my hobbies instead of prioritizing them (8:30 pm is treated like I came in at 3 am or some sh!t)
    I'm helping out with food preparation, giving her foot massages and allowing her to doze off on the couch coz she's tired from work. Oh, I can't ask for or do those very same things.
    Suddenly, doing my own thing without her involvement or knowledge became contentious.
    I can't say for sure if dating younger is better or worse financially or otherwise, but with how even more petty shallow and vein I've seen young girls be nowadays, I'm sure it has its fare share of expensive.

  • @kawamikazecheant
    @kawamikazecheant Před 3 měsíci +1

    Can't agree with that, less expensive if we're talking food maybe, but when you're older and they date you, they know what they're doing, they 99% of the time have less money than you and expect you to pay everything as they know the power they got on you. Also less silly games with women rather than some young women. If she's 45 she knows what she wants or doesn't want anymore, she has no time to waste and wouldn't waste yours either. While when they're younger it could be a different story, using you to get stuff and knowing they wouldn't stay with you for long. So you're basically losing your time while you could have been with a woman you would have chosen not just for her flesh but for who she was...

    • @lallen8462
      @lallen8462 Před 3 měsíci

      Choosing a woman for who she is LOL?? U mean the way women do us? No man really wants to hear that BS..... We spend our entire lives not being chosen for who we are. We spend our entire lives being loved on the basis of what we can accomplish. You woman give zero sh!ts about the good character man that only makes 40k a year.. But expect us men to be lenient on yall after your looks have faded. No thanks, i"ll take the younger lady

  • @ljdobles8104
    @ljdobles8104 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Jajajajaja muy bueno… puedo confirmar que dice la verdad 😅🥴