They locked me up in my own prison
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I built a prison so cruel, they locked me up in it. I tried my somewhat best to run things properly but it got a little out of hand.
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Ok
Kevin it's me
I would like to be locked up
@@beegod255 kinky
Hey Kevin hope you're doing well and have a good day!
" I built a prison so bad I was locked up"
When the day comes when Kevin finally gets put into prison the NPC victims can be finally happy
@chill @ report you? K
@@yeaman8111 so what happened here?
@@Dragon_memer I know I'm not them, but one of those bots linked their usual unrelated religious thing.
I think the pink guy is trying to pretend to be the real one, so the bots can get reported.
Praise our lord and savior Jim Pickens
@@IamaPERSON oh ok
"I built a prision so cruel, they locked me up in it"
This is "the tables have turned" saying in a nutshell
oh how the turn tables
Oh how the selbat nrut
Yes it is
@chill @ faker
@@IamaPERSON report my fake
“I’m also going to build a chapel in the hopes that God will step in, and a few snipers in case God is busy”
God is gunna 360 no scope the prisoners
@chill @ fake
@@THWhite-ip3uq report them for spam
That was my favorite quote from him yet.
God should be on Machinima
@@paulbrown1601 sniper be like: "God is always busy. So am I."
Legit, this entire playthrough could be made into an actual movie. One about a Warden getting so out of control with his authority and power that even his own officers turn against him and toss him into the middle of his own intvented Hell. But as time passes, the ex-Warden's suffering creates a change in him. He becomes stronger, more violent, even more cunning than he was as a Warden, and eventually earns the respect of the prisoners and recruits his own gang in order to escape the Hell of his own design.
I was thinking the same thing it's just perfect
It sounds a lot like the 2nd season forward of a series called Wentworth with a similar plot
yo someone notify me when this becomes an actual movie
I'd watch it
*Stephen Spielberg wants to know your location*
“We’re sick and tired of being sick and tired” is honestly one of the best things I have heard
It's a famous quote from a civil rights activist, Fannie Lou Hamer
Go to a twelve step (AA) meeting and you'll hear it EVERY time.
@@Thecargoesvroom I was. Just gonna say that... Or type that. Lol
Your pfp is the best thing I've ever seen
It instantly reminded me of the song Sick and tired by Anastacia
"few snipers just in case God is busy"
Most American thing i have heard from Irish
@Cesar Halén Few by American standards
"the God"?
@@spelcheak thanks, not native speaker
@Cesar Halén Only when we find a way to make infinite snipers.
"I'm also going to build a chapel, in the hopes that god might step in. And a few snipers, just in case god is busy."
How thoughtful, Kevin. :)
Congrats on the heart
@@IamaPERSON tru
Princef Taanx! I forget which content creator “made” her but hello
@@DeathnoteBB Game Grumps! :)
Kevin makes a “proper” prison but has no water or electricity
_oh. My. Goodness._ that was triggering me so hard.
I'm like _"kevinnnn please! You know how to play this game and you said you were going to make it nice!"_
What are you talking about? They have a whole _Two_ hedge mazes; That’s the height of luxury.
@@SpaceMissile who needs water and electricity when you have the *LUXURIOUS* hedge maze!
Just bring a flashlight in your prison pocket
@@SpaceMissile That's a wrongful assumption, he never _actually_ made a proper prison so he doesn't know how to _actually_ play the game. None of his prisons have power, because he has no idea how power works. Same thing for water. This prison wasnt very luxurious, besides a hedge maze (not even a big one) and computers and TVs which couldn't function because of having no electricity, there is really nothing beyond average, and that's not taking into account that there is no power or water.
We welcome our prison overlord Warden Chaotic Kevin.
@chill @ fake, reported for impersonation
We thank him
yo keep it down, if Jim hears its over for all of us
@keep rollin faker
You Sinner only jim Pickens our dear lord and savior may be praised
Even when Kevin's the warden, he's a criminal.
Actually he not that far from the truth
"Why are they trying to escape this heaven!" - Jim Pickens to his basement 'friends'
I love how, even when Kevin tries to provide "luxury" amenities, the prison instantly just riots. Even when Kevin tries to hide his intentions, there's a gut feeling they have that there's a basement in their future.
"We're sick and tired of being sick and tired" and "I'll build a chapel in hopes that god might step in. And a few snipers, just in case God is busy" are honestly such good lines XD
“I don’t understand why you’re all killing each other”
Really hard to tell, who knows, I guess they’re just selfish and don’t understand how lucky they are
You got that right
@chill @ groomers self promote
@@THWhite-ip3uq What did he said?
When people say we need prison reform, I don't think this is what they mean.
@chill @ groomers self promote, leave your comment up because I'm right
@@THWhite-ip3uq it's still up
😭😭
Reform?
Is this a prison or rehab?
@@Mr-Green0 since we have deaths and escapes, it’s a prison I’m sure
Kevin: For once Im going to build a nice little prison. Not less than 10 minutes later: I'm escaping my own hellhole prison with my squad while murdering guards
There is a game on Steam called "Honey, I joined a Cult". I would love Kevin to play that because.. you know.. the cult, of course. As always, I love your videos and streams, they make me laugh so often.
Just do the “day 1 of asking Kevin to play ____”. It seems to work 😂
@@texasforever6950 sir it took me 4 years of that asking for gmod rp to finally give it up only for him to start gta rp again so i mean i guess your right but 😂
What cult? this is definitely NOT a cult. absolutely 0% cult activity here. now please put your ritual robe back on, fellow cult-- uh, club member.
@@TwoMenInACloset I meeeaaaan, chaining it with other people is always fun
Its your lucky day
You would think that after all this years of playing prisson architect Kevin already knows how to stop receiving new prisoners... and you would be wrong
Or friggin power and water 🤦♂️
If you came here looking for someone playing the game properly, you're wrong. But also you won't be able to escape anymore as now you're locked in the Dear Leader Jim Pickens' basement
There is literally and extra that is meant to be challenging that doesn't allow you stop it, and Kevin, not for challenge, but due to incompetence, essentially has it on at all times.
“And a few snipers, just in case god is busy.” -CallMeKevin 2021
I'm absolutely getting that crochet on a pillow.
Let's reflect on the fact that he never got to build the 'bad' prison.
The "good" prison was already too bad
@@jd_kreeper2799 The "bad" prison was filled with "solitary" cells where you can get away from all the screaming and death and just get to have a nice chat with nearby prisoners (Because those weren't solitary cells doors and guards rarely go there.
The crime rate has been lowered by 100%, purely due to fear of ending up in Kevin's prison
Callmekevin, the only channel where asking, “can janitors clean up bodies” is a completely normal question.
"I built a prison so cruel, they locked me up in it" they probably saw his sims videos
@chill @ that's a link to a groomers channel
@@THWhite-ip3uq it is, so we should report both channels
Kevin: "I'm gonna make a luxury prison for my prisoners!"
Also Kevin: *supplies his prisoners with every amenity he can....except for power and water and doesn't hire any staff, then wonders why they're rioting/escaping*
Oh Kevin.....
Love how Kevin destroyed his own prison in like 5 minutes
Kevin: Builds a “proper prison”
*gets locked up in his own prison*
Kevin: why do I hear boss music
Death row prison cells? Dinner AND a show? God, those prisoners don’t understand how lucky they are!
Report my fake
kevin basically starting the game with “We spaReD no ExpEnsE”, makes me think there will be lots of death included
"This is the peaceful land we'll turn into a hellhole."
- The British when colonizing anything
I had no clue my cousin created a prison, neglected and murdered the prisoners, and was sentenced to to HIS very own prison! Makes sense, evil runs in the family.
What
@@semisolidsnake7103 his last name is razo same name as Kevin's avatar in the escape sequence
I was losing it when Kevin got locked up and then started getting treated worse than the others lmao
If he treats some of his sims as prisoners I wonder what he'll treat actual prisoners.
Kevin's not locked in there with them. _They're_ locked in there with _Kevin._
"I built a prison so cruel, they locked me up in it"
Finally you're paying for your crimes Kevin
@chill @ forcing religion is illegal
@@rapunzel9849 Only in the messed up country otherwise known as USA
@@Shrektopuz no, everywhere.
If only Kevin knew my heart was a prisoner in his cell.
now this, this is deep
Hagrid
@@hagrid3348 sorry, won’t happen again.
@@jimmyfallon7789 subscribe to hagrid
@@hagrid3348 okay😖
I like how Kevin kicked out from the gang the one guy that stayed behind to hold off a horde of guards while everyone else escapes.
Even thought he originally came back for him, everyone else escaped, not sure why the second time he actually was angry at jim
My new favorite thing Kevin has said is “Build a chapel for god to step in and hire snipers in case god is busy”
Kevin: I’m going to recruit Pearce
Me: Uuuhhhh…..
Kevin was just replicating Jim's basement.
Kevin abusing the failings of his own prison from inside was masterful
The first time that Kevin *actually* tries to make a good place where NPCs can *actually* be happy, and the prison becomes so bad that Kevin’s arrested.
hey kev!! i jus wanted to say thank u for the content u make. i know i speak for the majority of peeps when i say that we appreciate u a lot. u bring a ray of light into ppls lives and that’s absolutely amazing!! we all appreciate u, keep doing u :)
"This is a peaceful land we're going to turn into a hellhole"
- European settlers circa 1492
I mean people's heads were being lopped off to please a Sun God but sure peaceful.
Idiot Idiot But only in certain empires and tribes
Only certain empires and tribes... Territory is captured through bloody war between native americans, but only certain empires and tribes. You know, the ones who live long enough to have their tribes known through history instead of destroyed before settlers even arrive. You know, only certain empires and tribes.
"I'm also going to build a chapel in the hopes that God might step in... and a few snipers in case God is busy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of Bore
Prisoners: "We need food, water, electricity and beds!!"
Kevin: "Best I can do is another hedge maze!"
Both "were sick and tired of being sick and tired" and "i'll build a chapel in hopes that god will step in, and a few snipers just in case good is busy" are such good quotes
This can't be chaotic enough, i was there at the unboxing stream.
@keep rollin fake, reported for impersonation
I believe this is the finest establishment of Her Majesty’s Prison service.
No one could fix this happy little mistake
"And a few snipers. Just in case God is busy." I want this on a t-shirt so badly
"I'm building a chapel, in the hope that God will step in! And hiring a few snipers, in case God is busy..."
THERE'S the content we subscribe for! 😂😂😂
177 of asking kevin to restore the tomadachi life save
This needs to be on top!
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@@hagrid3348 wtf
I’m just imagining an ex-prison head running around breaking random furniture and utilities while and army of guards chase him
Everyone’s talking about ‘we’re sick and tired of being sick and tired’ and ‘I’ll build a chapel in case God wants to step in, and hire a few snipers in case God is busy, which are both GREAT lines, but NOBODY is talking about ‘I think God called in sick he just never showed up’, absolute hell of a line!
12:51 Love how Kevin is casually destroying the prison with the guards just walking about him
I would love to see a whole video dedicated to the escape mode, maybe like making the most ridiculous prison that you can and seeing if you can escape?
Or RT and Kevin exchange hellhole prisons and try to escape from them
11:59 Comrie has the right attitude!
The twist with Kevin having to escape his own prison was great 😂
A prison riot starts.
Kevin hires Village People to deal with it.
When I clicked this video I thought he’d be playing the escape mode. I had no idea that you could be locked up in your own prison. Leave it to Kevin I guess 💀💀💀
This was actually so good please do more
Love how Kevin can't do or build anything positively and destroyed his prison in like 6 minutes
Kevin tried to do something nice; it still went wrong
8:32 "What are Trish and Gullidge doing?"
They're making the best out of your prison, Kevin.
Loved the video. Thanks for your content!
Ah yes, the pit of depression.
I know it well
"I want to make a nice prison like a resort
If you do something wrong you'll be sent to the
*P I T O F D E P R E S S I O N*
Which is located in the back 😃"
If you do one thing wrong... And Kevin sees it because he has not idea how to alter punishments he's just doing it manually... You get sent to the nicest spot in the prison where you can actually have some peace.
I was just looking into getting this game, thank you so much for making a video, I'm honestly getting super into it without owning it yet! great vid btw
Prisoners need power, water, space, supplies, and better rights.
Kevin: "They'll be another hedge maze in it for you."
"they have computers"
But they can't use them because Kevin turned them to the wall, not towards the chair.
Evil. Thoughtful, but evil.
So Kevin kept a copy for himself after the hot tub stream I see
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Hagrid
@@rapunzel9849 why not just report the links, disliking them does very little, also you mean dislike there comments or there videos?
@@FrenchFries2 both.
Let’s be honest, if Kevin gets sent away to prison, there is an army of chaos and bloodlust waiting to tear down the walls of his cell
Fantastic episode, thanks Kevin.
*kills a bunch of people, make multiple prisoners escape*
"That was pretty sweet"
Imagine you're in prison, things can't get any worse, then Kevin walks in.
“We used the Kevin, to contain the Kevin”
I love how kevins way of being nice is to be TOO nice to the point it circles back to chaos
The dear leader got to Kevin too I see. Next thing you know he’ll be being forced to make paintings for a living too!
Ah yes Kevin brought communism to a prison, and imprisoned himself for his cult beliefs
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I love how the hell prison is the safest place in the end
Man who builds a cruel (and unusual) prison then gets sentenced to become an inmate of that prison and then joins forces with all of the other inmates, his former victims, in an attempt to break free...
Ngl if this were a movie, I'd watch the heck out of it
Day 19 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey.
@keep rollin fakes link random garbage
@keep rollin dude why
Day 1 of me supporting this comment
At this point I think he should make "girls games" marathon on one streem
Yes, Kevin please
Kevin's prison is literally what would happen if The Purge was on all the time
Well, that escalated. From Kevin planning to make a “haven” but ended with Kevin being thrown in his own prison and never realizing there’s a escape mode.
1:01 Fool, I'm already in the Pit of Depression
When Kevin's Heaven does go quite as planned... He actually tried this time to make them happy, lol. But he's done terrible things so often that he can't do anything else!
Kevin: we are sick and tierd of being sick and tired
Other Prisoner: Didnt you build this place
Kevin:That doesn't matter
Kevin: Okay, a nice luxury prison
Also Kevin: *buys snipers, sets to freefire in all sectors*
2:03, For A second There I thought Prison Wallet Technology had Evolved To Accommodate Cars
Kevin I haven’t been here in a while so it’s nice to see you’re still being cruel to people 😀
"It seems so much crueler now that I'm the one being punished."
I actually love pierce Who has never been included in anything and has always been left out and when they’re like “hey wanna break out of a prison” he’s like “oh yes I do”and he is just such a cool wildcard I admire him lol Cause I’ve always been left out
This was awesome! Great vid Kevin!
Day 24 of telling Kevin that my friend said and I quote "Kevin is boring and he probably smells like cheese, but like not in a bad way ya know" and after some further thought I think Kevin would smell like cheese.
I don't agree with the "boring" part but the cheese part kinda seems accurate
What kind of cheese? Provolone? Parm? Swiss? Goat?
@@renakumu8910 She said Swiss lol
This just makes me think of Charlie from Its Always Sunny and i suddenly realized they have the same chaotic energy. ain't nothing wrong with a good ol' cheese boy
@@Carla-wk3mz she waited until she had left my house to tell me that cuz she didn't want to hurt my feelings
Day 96 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine/everyday life
Who else still can’t get over Kev’s stream from today?
This is just the Sims entrapment, but justified. I love it.
2:05 Wait, how _did_ he die from dangerous driving in prison? Did he die on the way there? Please explain
He didn't. That was his criminal charge. Its what he went to prison for. "Death by dangerous driving" is just what the game calls vehicular manslaughter.
When you’re first sent there: sweeden & norway prisons
After you do the smallest thing wrong: American prison
Edit: after the first 5 minutes the entire prison is essentially an American prison