What happens when a bouncer has no standards?
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No.
Good job working out man.Proud of ya
I'm in my mums car vrum vrum
Just joking my mom cant drive
somebody took ma spagghett
“THEY WERE UNDERAGE!!!” Kevin says as you see the person’s card which clearly has 1995 printed on it
Yeah, not sure what he was seeing.
i mean those of us born in the 90s are still treated like teenagers...understandable
Just goes to show how old he truly is
The person was under HIS age! It makes perfect sense
Man I wish I was over 8 years younger than I am now... I don’t even drink so being turned away at a bar is a fair price to pay to gain a decade of life.
The fact that the guy uses a pear phone is proof enough to me that this game takes place in the same universe as iCarly.
I knew I couldn't be the only one thinking it!
or GTA V
@@podlodialgilap3490 bould to assume that gta and icarly arent in the same universe
which, by the transitive property, means this *also* takes place in the same universe as Pawn Stars
@@GustavoGomes-nn5np the perfect crossover doesn’t exi-
It’s crazy how a 2D pixelated person can actually look just like Kevin.
This comment deserves more likes
What do you think Kevin is made out of
@@Gre4g This comment deserves more likes
me reading this before the video starts: "this ain't gonna look like him"
me when the guy comes up: "LMAO HE HAS HIS HAIR"
And no face
Day 101 of asking Kevin to play Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue
Error 101: not going to worl
Yed
I agree
Yoooo I played that game 😭
Wow still going
I wouldn't be surprised if Kevin was a Bouncer named Bouncer with a mickey voice
I would be surprised because I thought he was an Irish CZcamsr with a nice voice up until that moment
@@shadowcween7890 his voice is 5 octaves higher than everyone because he is from cork lol
"Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Bouncer With a Mickey Voice"
666 likes
Lmao 🤣
kevins bouncing skills went from 60 - 0 in 1 second
those are some good brakes
The reverse of a Tesla
Bruh.mp3
He bonce
@@runrunshaw337 Bruh.mp2
Kevin is the only person who can do an ad without sounding like they've been taken hostage
Idk, he talks fast and you can tell he’s reading a script. Lol
In some of his recent ads you can clearly see the life being sucked out of him with every line🙁😔
TheRussianBadger disagrees
clearly, you've never witnessed a sam riegel ad read on critical role
"I became a bouncer"
So I see Kevin finally got a job at CallMe Disco
They play great music there
*cuts to that one game Kevin played where he played at a concert*
... _Please. Don't._
... CallMe! At The Disco
... I hate myself.
Hail our Dear Leader, Jim Pickens. And Sithis, I guess.
CallMe Disco featuring DJ Kevi
Rivalling the universe with all that space, fucking hell
@@VoidZeroNothing Jim Pickles. You're welcome.
I fell like Kevin would be like: "I want to be a bouncer" and the just buy a jumping castle and then make people pay to watch him.
underrated comment
I'd pay to watch him have a good time just vibing in a bouncy castle
Just realised I misspelled a lot of words in my comment
Kevin livestream:
So I got this jumpy castle. And for every dollar you donate, I will jump once in the jumpy castle.
If no one donates I guess I'll just stand here staring into the camera.
@@MsLilly200 I really want to see this now
Don't sell yourself short now Kev', there's always someone out there with lower standards
"I became a bouncer with absolutely no standards"
That's usualy the Kevin way of doing things
hello arthur
@@therealjaidenfromjaidenmom3716 hey there mister
finally 2 accounts to give me the serotonin I need
@@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 i have a plan
@@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 mr Morgan
i feel like kevin accidentally plays games with political undertones and is blind to them all
I'm sure he knows, but he's never talked about politics afaik and probably doesn't want to start
Ah yes, because the one thing I want to hear from gamers on CZcams is political undertones.
@@videogamefreak2001 As long as they don't go the gamergate route I don't really think it matters
@@ryanstardust_ assuming that most of said gamer audience would be receptive to anti-gamergate rhetoric, they won't be.
I think everyone’s mental health would skyrocket if Kevin did a cover of Hollaback Girl or Hit Me Baby One More Time just saying
That's why I keep asking for him to sing American Boy by Estelle
OHHH YES HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME
I think we’re missing out on the fact Kevin could cover Toxic, it’d save 2021
@@NecroMady Kevin could cover any britney spears song and he'd probably save 2021
NOT HOLLABACK GIRL
"Poundtastic sounds like a hell of a night" -Kevin
😏
I love how he edited in Rumble Tumble as one of the names lol
12:24
In case anyone wants the timestamp.
@@RemyWillard thanks
You're quite welcome. :)
Lol I didn't even notice that! 🤣
Game: Is set in January 2018 to literally make the maths as easy as possible under pressure.
Kevin: Thinks that someone born in 1995 is underage and that people born in 2000 are fine.
Me: 🤦♀️
@Lu M 🤦♀️ Please read the comment - the game is set in JANUARY 2018. Thus people born in 2000 would not yet be 18. 18 is the drinking age in the UK.
@@HerHollyness why are u taking it so seriously lol
@@kopii00 Why are you taking her comment so seriously? Pointing out mistakes isn't that deep
What if their birthday was 1st jan 2000
@@opheliamillward execution
"My what a lovely craphole you've got"
You've pulled Kevin, get your coat!
Omaze's charity is overshadowed by giving a car to someone, and sponsoring youtubers... Really brings into question how much is going to charity.
Dear algorithm, I love and understand this video. Recommend it to more people, pls. Kevin deserves it. 🙂
I too love and understand this video!
What would a person do if they didn't love and understand a video?
I love and understand all of Kevin's videos.
Things to achieve in life:
- Find a stable job
- Buy a nice home
- Love and understand this video
I am the algorithm. Yeah, I have heard your prayer. Amen
You had me at no standards. That's the Kevin we all know and love.
Indeed
I mean, he is wearing a Twenty One Pilots shirt
@@nicoffee777 Lol
He accepted the 40bucks but if he didn't let him in the bonus would be 60+
Kevin never fails to fail.
Kevin is literally the source for my addiction for this type of games. Everytime he plays a new one I haven't heard of, I instantly buy it after watching his video because he seems to have so much fun playing it that I want to join the fun, too! Damn you, jealousy!
Kevin’s videos are in a way just an ad, but they are entertaining ads.
Kevin, I had a bad night and just hearing your "Hello friends!" made me happy again. Thanks for all the content you deliver. Know that it is being appreciated.
Kevin makes me happy to
Same here !!
Kevin is so good at being bad at every game He plays it's honestly impressive
Day 320 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game
Almost a year homie 😔😔 doing the job no one could
I would also like this. I hope more people like this comment so he knows.
@@nopeya58 I’m sure he knows and some day he will play it. He just isn’t impressed with the number of days yet.
with chaos mod :)
Almost a year, the dedication is well respected
"they were underage!!" looks like kevin needs glasses.
Kevins voice selection is literally just "Liverpool" 1:19
"I'm sorry, Omaze is not available in your location" oh wow, glad I could help
kevin: talking about important things and fast cars
me: oh twenty one pilots
16:09 Professor Layton music starts playing
It makes me happy that one of my favourite CZcamsrs was wearing a t-shirt with one of my favourite bands on it
"Poundtastic!!" sounds like a hell of a night" 😂🤣😂🤣😂
11:06 Sims 2 Kevin every time he checks the mailbox
Never understood why an expired ID wasn't good enough for shit like this. Like... Im still the same age.
Just for legal reasons and insurance stuff dude, it is dumb but yeah...
Kevin is a great bouncer! Very kid-friendly! 5/5 stars.
kevin yet again causing me mental damage with his twenty one pilots tshirt
I loved the 'Brexit- dystopia' setting of this game
“Oh no she’s wearing different clothes and that’s all I have to go by”
Me, with autism: finally a game that understands me
Love and good vibes to all the regulars and new people ❤️ thank you for watching
your icon terrifies me on a visceral level, but thank you you too!
❤️
Holy crap Kevin just blasted through that sponsor
honestly whenever kevin get sponsored i always check them out cus i’m so glad that brands recognize my favorite youtuber :)
Right. that and i just want to see kevin eat a potato
Same here!
Did anybody else think he was joking about the tesla at the start
Damn, this game exudes so much papers please energy.
13:56 Actually Kevin, you get a set amount (like £2) for every extra person you let in
I've been going through alot mentally and I'm still not good but kev you helped me and still are....you're amazing thanks
6:46 Kevin: How can I resist an offer such as this ?
"Looks like we begin in tragedy" - Kevin says as the game starts in Yeovil, Somerset
Literally the town I live in and that's accurate.
Yeah that’s my home town. And I’m not far from it 😂
😂😂😂😂 I live nearby too
All of these comments are just "Day X of asking Kevin to play Y"
This is unironically one of my favorite games, and I love the song by Da Tooby haha
there are dozens of us! also the DLC where you play as the owner of the first pub and try to romance a dog
1:17 I like how we're from Birmingham, which you know, is nothing like Cork at all
Never thought I would have a car ad on Kevin’s channel... Loving this channel more and more
Nice that you played this, I got it for 2 dollers on Nintendo switch
Lol "Oh you wanna bribe me? Go on in." had me rolling when i heard that.
Kevin has the tesla drip😳😳😳
Every time I have a bad day I watch your videos and it makes me feel better you're really funny keep up the great work
Dude I just got this game for like 3 bucks because it was on sale. I really like the sound track
Please, keep making these videos. You make my evenings special. Always having a laugh.
I love this game and it's so much fun to watch Kevin absolutely destroy it
That's a pretty accurate representation of Yeovil to be fair.
Very surprised to see Yeovil pop up
@@tombarnes4980 And me 😁
If you were a bouncer Kevin you'd let a 4 year old in to the club.
I love how Kevin plays games and he's like "gimme any job!" Then proceeds to feck up said job😂
Course I'll be around tomorrow and/or for your next video, your videos always makes me smile!
the notification cut of and I just saw a "bouncer with abs" and I was like 👀👀👀👀 kevinnnnnn😏
kevin is a bouncer at Jim's Bar so jim can get more people to paint
Love your videos Kevin! Your videos are one of the only things keeping me going during quarantine. 🥰
The get £2500 by the end of the month or get deported part is such a big mood as a non EU citizen in Europe lol. Residency permit renewal time sucks :(
Twenty One Pilots Dropping a New Album soon, YOU KEEN KEV? :3
dear kevin, we all love you and your videos. thank you 👍❤
We need more of this!
Omg please play more of this!
the twenty one pilots shirt makes me crazy happy
I WAS LOOKING FOR A TØP COMMENT YESSSS
@@jo-zz9gc YESSSS It just makes me so happy Kevin likes them, he’s worn their Merch in a lot of videos
I'm convinced that Kevin is more of a menace than a bouncer
"We begin in tragedy." What a perfect way to summarise everyone who grew up in Yeovil.
KEVING GOD BLESS YOU FOR THESE AMAZING VIDEOS
Day 29 of asking Kevin to use the hunger game simulator.
I was here when this was called 'I became a bouncer with no standards'
Oh yeah! I fell asleep watching this (just overtired, not cause it was boring or anything) and the title has changed in my sleep. 😂 I liked the original better. 🤷♀️
I don't know if it's clear from the video, but this is a game about an European citizen living in a post-Brexit UK. Also, "#112" (at 16:52) is read as "number 112" (in this context, "#" is being used as a number sign).
we need more of this game Kev!
I'm here just to enjoy Kevin's content
Keep scrollin'
Day 178 of asking kevin to try over the hedge for the ps2
Ohh! That would be cool
More of this game man!!!!
More chaos, how lovely
I loved this game! I got the game, the soundtrack, and the expansion "One Love", and I had a whale of a time. There is so much more to see in this game, and the story is so charming. I hope you get a chance to meet some more of the colourful characters!
Whats the name of the game ? "Bouncer" ?
@@vasilerosca4038
The name is "Not Tonight". I read that a sequel set in America is in the works! I am excited for it.
@@agiar2000 thanks mate i liked this game instantly because it reminded me of papers please i enjoyed a lot that game
@@vasilerosca4038
You're welcome! I loved "Papers, Please", too! 😁
Jesus Christ I put on this video to watch something funny and the trailer for dear Evan Hansen came on, I watched it all, and after having my heart strings pulled from my throat, I hear, “Hey there friends how’s it going” and I can’t tell if I’m laughing from the contrast or crying that a sad moment is followed by Kelvin’s wonderful voice
Kevins videos always make me laugh
That sponsor is OMAZING
Day 18 of telling Kevin he's loved and appreciated
Your upload time is impeccable there 👌.....you were two seconds late though
He just uses the schedule upload setting lol
We need a part 2 of this
This is like less depressing Papers Please
Papers Please was at least based in a fictional country...
@@romarudarkeyes debatable on that how many countries dissolved at the fall of the Soviet union
kevin is so much of an enjoyable person that i dont skip the sponsor ad
Day 112 of asking Kevin to play SpongeBob SquarePants: Creature from the Krusty Krab
Knowing a situation like this - I'd rather remain calm and collected, rather than just YOLO'ing the entire thing. I mean, the fuzz has already gotten me under watch as I speak, and so I'd take extra caution. No bribes, either - remember, I could go to Supermax at any moment in this chaos.
The bar called "the kings head" is a reference to the song "the king welcomes you to Avatar country".
And love it 🤣
After papers please I was hoping he would play this game. 😊
This game is a hilarious commentary of the standards British hold for foreign documentation before they throw you out against the lengths people go to here to lie on their Id just to get a drink, duality of man
Great video Kevin! You're the best!
Omg I'm here early. I love your videos Kevin. You've helped me a lot through covid.