Noita - A roguelike for the mentally deranged

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  • @Jimera0
    @Jimera0 Před 2 lety +4483

    You forgot to mention the part where once you know what you're doing you can become a nigh-unkillable god that wipes entire rooms of enemies in an instant without aiming only to die to 4 pixels of pink liquid.

    • @oralevato7848
      @oralevato7848 Před 2 lety +520

      Me: *stacks 20 extra life so I don't lose my 10+hr run*
      4 pixels of funny liquid: _but what if you didn't?_

    • @Hellion6325
      @Hellion6325 Před 2 lety +430

      I have 13k hp on my current run and I have every immunity perk... can't wait to turn into a sheep with 1 hp and punch my monitor into another dimension

    • @squiddler7731
      @squiddler7731 Před 2 lety +98

      Thinking back to the first time I was on a really good run, got myself an extra life and then instantly died to the pink stuff anyway. Never in my life have I felt more robbed

    • @Imar13
      @Imar13 Před rokem +51

      I managed to get over 100K health, but my savefile started glitching tf out since it was like ng+8 and my perks stopped working so I suddenly took tonnes of damage to lava and acid, ended up dying when my game froze while trying to get to the dark moon

    • @thinkinyblinko6666
      @thinkinyblinko6666 Před rokem +73

      @@Hellion6325 I had a run where I had 18 million health, 18 stainless armors and the Uber bouncing burst setup and a shapechanger insta banned me for being too gay, I cried

  • @FuryForged
    @FuryForged Před 3 lety +7500

    Yes, yes I am.

  • @Sabrowsky
    @Sabrowsky Před 3 lety +3346

    one thing this review did not prepare me for was accidentally selecting my electric torch while underwater and being immediately shocked to death

    • @highdefinition450
      @highdefinition450 Před 2 lety +170

      I'm not surprised that's a thing tho

    • @laserbean00001
      @laserbean00001 Před 2 lety +101

      well, the spell did warn you.

    • @Shonicheck
      @Shonicheck Před 2 lety +77

      Well it's still volumes better than trying out death cross combination on magic statue in the holy mountain just for that cross to start homing in on you out of the blue... i died that day, physically and mentally.
      God why does it even does that when he hits that fucking statue?!? In other situation it just peacefully sits in place before exploding, but nooooooo it would be too easy... It doesn't even make sense for it to do that. God i even had spider legs in that run.. life is perpetual suffering

    • @SophiaAstatine
      @SophiaAstatine Před 2 lety +6

      At least you know its probably salt or brack water now, so better not drink it.

    • @DrakeOola
      @DrakeOola Před 2 lety +20

      Once played this roguelike where any item could be cursed and when you equip a cursed item it couldn't be removed. I found a cursed amulet of asphyxiations and I'm not sure why I even tried it on but that was the funniest but most heart wrenching death because I spent like half an hour on that run just watching my character slowly die, unable to do anything but facepalm in my stupidity. I love how straight forward it was and the fact that most people still probably learned the hard way just like me... 🤦‍♂

  • @KanuckStreams
    @KanuckStreams Před 3 lety +1265

    5:00 Reminded me of the time I found a wand with the following spells on it:
    ~Double Spell -Modifier: Casts two of the following spells simultaneously.
    ~Fire Arc -Modifier: Creates a burning link between two projectiles (needs two projectiles, of course)
    ~Summon Missile -Projectile Spell: Summons a missile.
    What I EXPECTED when I used the wand: Two missiles are summoned, and fly towards a target (or two targets), a burning arc linking them together. Sounds pretty badass, right?
    What I GOT when I used the wand: Two missiles are summoned, and instantly are detonated by the burning arc, killing me before you could say "fuck".

    • @theye29
      @theye29 Před 2 lety +103

      Lolll
      My first wtf death was this wand:
      -spell cast : 3
      Then 9 slots full of dinamites
      I didnt see the amount of spells that the wand casted at one time, so when i swimmed on berserkion and aimed at a tiny hole to get a green wand, two extra dinamites appeared beside and in front of me consequently killing me

    • @112leo
      @112leo Před rokem +44

      I was unsure of getting this game, but now it just sounds to fucking random, insane and hilarious to pass on

    • @somebody3639
      @somebody3639 Před rokem +47

      I once got a wand with "Explosion" on it. Didn't know what it was, clicked, was instantly killed despite looking up and away from my current position. The explosion spawns in your hands basically. That was 13 hours of dedicated gameplay killed because of a single spell. I wanted to be funny and do a megumin joke, got instant death in return.

    • @112leo
      @112leo Před rokem +42

      @@somebody3639 i once got the skill that said "all your spells are 5 times more powerful". I was like "well, why not".
      2 seconds later I was dead cause I use the wand with the bomb spell on it to open up a crawl space and it ended up exploding my entire screen... I went and got away as far as possible until the bomb was barely visible and that was not enough

    • @Clone4082
      @Clone4082 Před rokem +22

      I once died from a lightning arc wand that would shoot 4 bouncing balls. Problem was I tested them in water because I expected explosions and wanted to soften the blow if it happened….god damn it

  • @RedRiotRoss
    @RedRiotRoss Před 3 lety +5201

    Don't call me deranged

  • @Not_Aaron_
    @Not_Aaron_ Před 3 lety +3776

    Finnish people are professional at creating painful experiences

    • @moron2
      @moron2 Před 3 lety +222

      Like My Summer Car

    • @freshlymemed5680
      @freshlymemed5680 Před 3 lety +101

      @@moron2 That game was a gem, a really scary gem.

    • @matthewlong7547
      @matthewlong7547 Před 3 lety +90

      Like the winter war

    • @viikkari1
      @viikkari1 Před 3 lety +147

      It’s just our catharsis for living in an actual frozen wasteland

    • @kurko6147
      @kurko6147 Před 3 lety +49

      Yeah thats why we made the first two Max "Paynes"

  • @notspoileratall5471
    @notspoileratall5471 Před 3 lety +6921

    I love how this game´s difficulty isn´t just "hard" , it´s "f*ck you".

    • @musicalgentleman8087
      @musicalgentleman8087 Před 3 lety +221

      Basically the game
      2:38

    • @TheOriginalInixis
      @TheOriginalInixis Před 3 lety +559

      'fuck you' is way too personal. 'fuck you' implies spite. Noita does not care about you that much.

    • @StilvurBee
      @StilvurBee Před 3 lety +137

      @@TheOriginalInixis so it's more like "fuck it?"

    • @TheOriginalInixis
      @TheOriginalInixis Před 3 lety +155

      @@StilvurBee maybe just 'Fuck'

    • @StilvurBee
      @StilvurBee Před 3 lety +76

      @@TheOriginalInixis ah yeah that seems about right

  • @ripleyandweeds1288
    @ripleyandweeds1288 Před 3 lety +592

    my fave noita moment was in a vinesauce stream where vinny, after getting a nuke, says "i think i just won the game" and then proceeded to kill himself bc he was within nuking range

    • @sethb3090
      @sethb3090 Před rokem +40

      I have a similar favorite one, in that it involves getting a nuke. One of the things Albino didn't mention here is that if enemies find wands laying around, they'll pick them up and use them.
      Well, a shotgun goblin found a nuke wand, and I jumped out of a puddle to see that sailing out of the blackness at the edge of the screen

    • @kamilslup7743
      @kamilslup7743 Před 10 měsíci +8

      i was completely uncertain if the unstable crystal could kill me, until i got stuck and accidentally killed myself with it
      very useful experience after which i said "ok so there IS friendly fire in this game"

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 Před 8 měsíci +1

      What did he expect? A time would have the range of a molitov cocktail?

  • @ferhad9865
    @ferhad9865 Před 3 lety +2492

    „Hey Albino, how do you defeat this boss?“
    „Have You tried suicide?“

  • @superbad8008
    @superbad8008 Před 3 lety +8552

    I had a long hard laugh when you explained that you can kill an unkillable boss by making him copy one of your shitty self-harming spells

    • @karhu7581
      @karhu7581 Před 3 lety +772

      it's more like a cheese tbh.
      You can also cast a spell with "personal gravity field" on him, which will cause his own spells to home towards him, rendering him either completely harmless or even causing him massive self damage. Also, you can just use a really strong single shot spell, like Lightning bolt, to mitigate his shield, because let's face it you won't be firing lightning bolt more than a couple times a second anyway.

    • @uhmuhwha
      @uhmuhwha Před 3 lety +273

      @@karhu7581 heh you say that but I had a funky machine gun lightning wand

    • @aaronking2020
      @aaronking2020 Před 3 lety +194

      @@uhmuhwha i had a wand that shot spammed meteors at myself, my best notable suicide to date.

    • @uhmuhwha
      @uhmuhwha Před 3 lety +40

      Damn I've yet to try meteors. Never really been in the right place to take the wand fella on

    • @karhu7581
      @karhu7581 Před 3 lety +32

      @@aaronking2020 yeah, always cast / unlimited spells meteor is totally busted since it has not cast delay or recharge time, with the exception that it doesn't pierce energy shields, so enemies that use them become real hard to fight.

  • @a_randomperson939
    @a_randomperson939 Před 3 lety +557

    'I cast frick everything in that general direction'

    • @fayetal_attraction
      @fayetal_attraction Před 3 lety +63

      woops, general direction included a pixel wide column next to my character. time for a new run!

    • @musicalgentleman8087
      @musicalgentleman8087 Před 3 lety +9

      2:38

    • @DrakeOola
      @DrakeOola Před 2 lety

      I cast sudoku saws to get one of the bosses to copy me and self destruct...

    • @danielroden9424
      @danielroden9424 Před 2 lety

      frick everything generally fricks you. or you get cocky and nick a propane tank

  • @samueljohnson9384
    @samueljohnson9384 Před 3 lety +2738

    its all fun and games until you realize those "health upgrades" exponentially increase the last bosses health...

    • @Jadez1207
      @Jadez1207 Před 2 lety +443

      It becomes all fun and games again when you realize the right combinations of spells and wand stats can break the game and deal millions of damage per tick

    • @samueljohnson9384
      @samueljohnson9384 Před 2 lety +399

      @@Jadez1207 it's all fun and games when you realize that until you get polymorphined and quickly realize you were never immortal...

    • @prw56
      @prw56 Před 2 lety +19

      @@samueljohnson9384 Not when you get a mod that gives you checkpoints :s

    • @mouthwide0pen
      @mouthwide0pen Před 2 lety +350

      @@prw56 "not when you cheat" ok

    • @prw56
      @prw56 Před 2 lety +21

      @@mouthwide0pen Got a problem with that amigo? :s

  • @globaros6629
    @globaros6629 Před 3 lety +1393

    4:11 The translation from finnish is literally "Shotgun goblin"

    • @gunsevenwhillans420
      @gunsevenwhillans420 Před 3 lety +129

      Goblins and hiisi are actually different creatures. Hiisi are like orcs or trolls but different. While goblins are these small dudes wearing leather clothing and carrying firecrackers that they then throw at you.

    • @globaros6629
      @globaros6629 Před 3 lety +66

      @@gunsevenwhillans420 Jos sä oot suomalainen niin sano toki?
      Yeah you might be right but finnish language also has terms for orc and troll that are "örkki" and "peikko" wihich could also mean gremlin or gnome or some other kind of troll species

    • @saran6332
      @saran6332 Před 3 lety +23

      @Mining Mole
      Mun yritys:
      Orc = örkki
      Troll = peikko
      Goblin = peikko, menninkäinen (?)
      Gnome = tonttu
      Elf= haltija ( in finland haltija is often depicted as a gnome-like, short creature with a hat. Also tonttu. They protect stuff, like saunas since those are powerful/holy)
      Sea monster or some kind : vetehinen, näkki and also Turso from Kalevala.
      Hiisi = ...perhaps closest to goblin like you mentioned. en tosiaan tiedä. Idk

    • @karhu96
      @karhu96 Před 3 lety +20

      @@saran6332 Hiisi tarkoittaa eräänlaista henkiolentoa. Se on käännetty fantasiakirjakääntäjien toimesta tarkoittamaan samaa kuin englannin kielen sana "goblin". Aikaisin tuntemani paikka jossa tätä käännöstä on käytetty on "The Hobbit" -kirjan ensimmäinen suomenkielinen käännös, "Lohikäärmevuori".
      Samaan tapaan kuin sana "helsinki" tarkoittaa alunperin hautakumpua, sanan "hiisi" merkitys on muuttunut ajan mittaan tarkoittamaan jotain muuta.

    • @TrendK1ller
      @TrendK1ller Před 3 lety +4

      Hiisi ei ole goblin

  • @blinded6502
    @blinded6502 Před 3 lety +1808

    You have forgotten the fact that this entire dungeon is like 10% of the game

    • @person6755
      @person6755 Před 3 lety +246

      He said in the video that he didn’t want to spoil the later areas, as he wanted people to play it for themselves. It worked, because this video basically convinced me to give noita a try, and now I got 80 hours after having it for about 3 weeks.

    • @hriotcthulhu3958
      @hriotcthulhu3958 Před 3 lety +41

      Divide that by 3 cos you have the 3 other biomes then by 3 again for the fact that there are also alternative, even harder versions past the walls with no vertical end and cursed rocks inside them and you get both the % of the game that the dungeon is and my iq

    • @khandakermushfiqzaman7068
      @khandakermushfiqzaman7068 Před 2 lety +16

      No its not even 1% and yes its my 42069th time watching this vid

    • @sethb3090
      @sethb3090 Před rokem +8

      Yeah, what he showed is all the starting area.
      Not the whole starting area, mind you. But some of it.

    • @Null_Experis
      @Null_Experis Před rokem +8

      isn't it 0.01953125% of the game, considering the 512 parallel maps?

  • @MrSaywutnow
    @MrSaywutnow Před 3 lety +741

    "We'll teach you how to play video games without having fun!"
    -Noita devs, probably.

  • @nishantpajni1750
    @nishantpajni1750 Před 3 lety +294

    It took 6 years for the devs to finish this game, was waiting for someone to give this underrated game the recognition it deserves. I saw a Reddit post about it and bought the beta, my god... I'm gonna be honest, I was only able to beat this game using cheats, now I feel like going back to it and exploring more areas thanks to this vid. Definitely worth a buy.

  • @fourtrees1743
    @fourtrees1743 Před 3 lety +793

    this game in one sentence : curiosity kills you

    • @IammeoramI
      @IammeoramI Před 3 lety +59

      Hey neat thunder spells makes electricity come off your wand.
      *Sees pool of water filled with fishies and also doesn't have electricity immunity*

    • @Mabswer
      @Mabswer Před 3 lety +73

      Nothing good comes when the sentence starts with: " hmm, i wonder what happens when i..."

    • @ShiningDarknes
      @ShiningDarknes Před 3 lety +1

      The game in 1 word: bad.

    • @ShiningDarknes
      @ShiningDarknes Před 3 lety +15

      @@cibo889 every conceivable situation is bad. Now for me personally, I hate the game because it just isn't FUN for me after a few hours I was bored of the constant punishment for daring to play the game. I can, however, see how some might find it enjoyable. So the answer to you question is yes but also no. No, I think the game is bad, but also yes, I mean every situation you find yourself in while playing can be summed up as "bad" as in a bad situation.

    • @torque8047
      @torque8047 Před 3 lety +4

      Masochism

  • @thenekokatze1141
    @thenekokatze1141 Před 3 lety +631

    "You are not playing a game, you are playing Noita"

    • @supercato9613
      @supercato9613 Před 3 lety +37

      It's like he was saying "You're playing with a torture device"

    • @thenekokatze1141
      @thenekokatze1141 Před 3 lety +17

      @@supercato9613 isn't that obvious?

    • @musicalgentleman8087
      @musicalgentleman8087 Před 3 lety +7

      Me:
      2:38

    • @ResinUdongeInaba
      @ResinUdongeInaba Před 3 lety +12

      More like “Noita is playing with you”

    • @theworstgamedev5329
      @theworstgamedev5329 Před 3 lety +3

      Something close to that was said in the dev chat, the maker of the game was a cool guy at the time i atleast was on the dev server. Yes i am late too

  • @jedh3721
    @jedh3721 Před 2 lety +93

    One of my favorite things about this game is how you have to VERY CAREFULLY consider how you are putting spells into which wand to not immediately kill yourself. that being said, playing this game really is like walking around and throwing acids, poisons and dynamite at your enemies in real life. at some point you are going to hurt yourself.

    • @merlito2882
      @merlito2882 Před rokem +5

      One of my favorite things is uninstalling it from my computer and playing dead cells

    • @sjcx1862
      @sjcx1862 Před rokem +1

      @@merlito2882 Literally did this, I got interested, downloaded Noita, did at least 8 runs and quit, I like hard games but this is just unfair

    • @zerozer0384
      @zerozer0384 Před rokem +2

      i remember seeing a mega disc the first time and being happy, thinking it was a upgrade of the smaller one,... then it one shot me :(

    • @diego032912
      @diego032912 Před rokem +1

      ​@@merlito2882 Dude go watch and talk about something you like. There was no good reason for you to say that.

  • @hinkle.x
    @hinkle.x Před 2 lety +37

    i put a cool glowy electric spell on my wand, reading the description that indicated that it was "dangerous" and I was like "Oh, so that means its strong, like dangerous to enemies ofc" and proceeded to be confused when zapped myself to death in a puddle whilst trying to escape whatever the fuck it was killing me at the time. I love Noita

    • @crazy_wwww
      @crazy_wwww Před rokem +2

      It didnt say to who its dangerous

    • @hinkle.x
      @hinkle.x Před rokem +1

      @@crazy_wwww REALLY? i didnt know that , thanks for breaking it down for me

  • @retrospect
    @retrospect Před 3 lety +3887

    Albino is back. It's a Christmas miracle. 🎄

  • @Arikadou
    @Arikadou Před 3 lety +2465

    Probs the nicest upload from ya. Enjoyed this one big dog

    • @noahlong5740
      @noahlong5740 Před 3 lety +4

      Wtf you doing here @Arikadou

    • @ajhintleman215
      @ajhintleman215 Před 3 lety +2

      @@noahlong5740 Wondering the same thing, lol. Looks like a fun game to mess around in...too bad there don't seem to be any kind of Rougue-like Multiplayer games yet...would be fun to mess around in this kinda world with a friend

    • @noahlong5740
      @noahlong5740 Před 3 lety

      @@ajhintleman215 facts

    • @sho.sinha_
      @sho.sinha_ Před 3 lety

      @@ajhintleman215 I mean enter the gungeon is a fun rougelike and you can play it co-op

    • @Pessimistic-Python
      @Pessimistic-Python Před 3 lety

      @@ajhintleman215 risk of rain 2 is a roguelike with online co-op

  • @FluffyEnbyneering
    @FluffyEnbyneering Před rokem +29

    8:49 for every newcomer, yes, he didn’t have enough mana, but what ended the run was putting the spells in the wrong order

    • @sethb3090
      @sethb3090 Před 7 měsíci +4

      Even if he had the spells in the right order, not having enough mana can mean the spell or modifier that makes the death happen on the enemy just doesn't function. I've died to that a few times.

  • @storyspren
    @storyspren Před 3 lety +105

    Fuckin died at "Stendari" I've never played this game and watched this to find out if I should but that enemy is just called "a lighter" so of course the answer is I should.

  • @Arexion5293
    @Arexion5293 Před 3 lety +186

    Sauvojen Tuntija basically translates to One Who Knows Wands or a Wand Expert.

    • @Tetskeli
      @Tetskeli Před 3 lety +31

      Feeler of Wands*

    • @Arexion5293
      @Arexion5293 Před 3 lety +33

      @@Tetskeli That translation also works, and sounds way more amusing.

    • @gunsevenwhillans420
      @gunsevenwhillans420 Před 3 lety +17

      It can also be translated as "Connoisseur of Wands". And Noita wiki chose exactly the Connoisseur of Wands.

    • @Arexion5293
      @Arexion5293 Před 3 lety +12

      @@gunsevenwhillans420 That's a very fancy word for Expert. To be fair, the finnish word "tuntija" is very neutral in that it doesn't specify what sort of a knowledgeable person it is. So all we can do is speculate on whether it is an Expert, some some being that just knows wands or a being that loves to fondle some wands. Or maybe it is all three at once.

    • @taekatanahu635
      @taekatanahu635 Před 3 lety +3

      @@gunsevenwhillans420 That is probably the best translation.
      Essentially "tuntea" (to be acquainted with smh) + "-ja" (an agentive affix) = an agent noun "tuntija" (a person acquainted with smh, in other words a connoisseur or an expert)

  • @kingbash6466
    @kingbash6466 Před 3 lety +5094

    So basically, this is just RLcraft for Terraria players.

    • @pickleplayer33
      @pickleplayer33 Před 3 lety +552

      As someone with a lot of time in both, that's pretty much exactly what it feels like when playing this game

    • @jestfullgremblim8002
      @jestfullgremblim8002 Před 3 lety +31

      @@pickleplayer33 same

    • @skirdus367
      @skirdus367 Před 3 lety +224

      at least rlcraft allows you to make some semblance of progression

    • @dinoaurus1
      @dinoaurus1 Před 3 lety +120

      @@cibo889 makes you rage quit for 3 minutes and then you open noita again cuz bored

    • @patrassanu
      @patrassanu Před 3 lety +24

      Calamity: Am I a joke to you? O.o

  • @aroventalmav888
    @aroventalmav888 Před 3 lety +99

    My daughter demands to watch me play this game when she's over to visit. Ironically, I get blessed runs when she does. Today's run was ended when I decided to backtrack and take on squidward without knowing the gigablade trick.

  • @9Eriku
    @9Eriku Před rokem +37

    Had a great time with fire and explosion immunity with a nuke spell thinking I was a god then I proceeded to collapse the whole cave on top of me and crushing myself to death. Fun.

  • @Shoni-phire6969
    @Shoni-phire6969 Před 3 lety +357

    “Gay watch”.
    (Slams chair)
    “It’s game and watch”!

  • @Twolol
    @Twolol Před 3 lety +1991

    so this is like
    ambience of terraria
    which you dig holes to find stuff like minecraft
    with a difficulty of dark souls
    and none of the places have checkpoints
    but entertaining as albinos videos
    *yea im buyin it*

    • @pastorelijah
      @pastorelijah Před 3 lety +13

      Noita IS OP EXE 2.0 3AM

    • @JohrnyReport
      @JohrnyReport Před 3 lety +144

      Dark Souls is baby nap nap time compare to this bullshit game

    • @ceral1871
      @ceral1871 Před 3 lety +16

      More like the difficulty of bloodborne since it’s the hardest soulsborne game

    • @Rose-85
      @Rose-85 Před 3 lety +5

      @@ceral1871 to be honest for me Bloodborne felt like the easiest
      Although to be fair
      It was the first Soulsborne i played and i got used to it's style and i played Dark Souls 3 but only got pass the Abyss Watchers since i didn't have my Ps4 after a while anymore

    • @ceral1871
      @ceral1871 Před 3 lety +6

      @@Rose-85 the dlc legit contains the hardest soulsborne bosses tho

  • @thetuerk
    @thetuerk Před 3 lety +86

    Every single persion in every single piece of fiction that insists "Magic is dangerous!" has with 100% certainty played this game.

  • @yearoftherooster9697
    @yearoftherooster9697 Před rokem +13

    I fucking love this game, got it two days ago and spent 3-4 hours sitting in a holy mountain to learn to build the optimal wand

  • @amxar
    @amxar Před 3 lety +112

    Back when I used to live in Finland a game called "Liero" was popular, it could be found on almost any library computer around Finland back then.
    Noita seems to have taken notes from Liero in many aspects.

    • @nauticaldebautical4837
      @nauticaldebautical4837 Před rokem +9

      Ayyyy, played that a lot in school here in Australia as well. Still downloadable for free!

    • @nopenothappening2242
      @nopenothappening2242 Před rokem +7

      they do have a spell modifier called "Larpa" after all

    • @crazy_wwww
      @crazy_wwww Před rokem +5

      It isnt just in finland, you can find it on most school shared drives

  • @Shady800
    @Shady800 Před 3 lety +460

    Albino is either proud or disgusted about his European roots.

    • @AlbinoVEVO
      @AlbinoVEVO  Před 3 lety +254

      STINKY FINN STAY OFF NORWAY CLAY
      NORWAY IS BEST

    • @DiabloDex
      @DiabloDex Před 3 lety +8

      Challenge me

    • @tojotajahtaaja7896
      @tojotajahtaaja7896 Před 3 lety +46

      @@AlbinoVEVO
      All i heard was OIL

    • @youraveragechannel945
      @youraveragechannel945 Před 3 lety +6

      @@AlbinoVEVO Finland better

    • @isaaccarder3369
      @isaaccarder3369 Před 3 lety +1

      ​@@AlbinoVEVO can we please see the wand build at 7:52
      ive never seen a wand that does that and it looks epic. especially if i replaced the lasers with sawblades.

  • @nemesisurvivorleon
    @nemesisurvivorleon Před rokem +25

    sometimes I like a game that screws us over and forces us to grind all the way to that one part we dont understand just to conduct a single test that requires certain things just to see if we figured it out right.
    It feels like being a pioneer on an unknown frontier. Figuring out the unknown and facing the risks. and the sacrifices...
    On that note, you are such a wonderful human being for revealing how to overcome these torturous secrets.
    ( you seriously started some terraria music while revealing the secrets lmao )

    • @championof7seas294
      @championof7seas294 Před rokem

      brother this video is just the tip of the iceberg noita has to offer

  • @Ridlay_
    @Ridlay_ Před rokem +37

    That’s insanity. It’s like if games had irl logic. I have this game on my wishlist but quite frankly did not realize that it was…this.

    • @bramvanduijn8086
      @bramvanduijn8086 Před 8 měsíci +3

      If you don't mind dying a lot then you can have a lot of fun crafting interesting wands.

    • @sethb3090
      @sethb3090 Před 7 měsíci +1

      When it works, though . . . I made a wand once that was like the arrow from Guardians of the Galaxy (i.e. you fired it and it cleared three rooms by itself, homing in on enemies through walls, going right through them, and doing stupid amounts of damage). You could spam it every second or so, but there was really no point to firing it more than once until its projectile expired 20s later.

  • @moistmanatee484
    @moistmanatee484 Před 3 lety +310

    "You can douse the fire by jumping in oil."
    ???

    • @neji2401
      @neji2401 Před 3 lety +146

      it removes oxigen. so it works.

    • @spyr0guy
      @spyr0guy Před 3 lety +151

      2) Cover yourself in oil

    • @oskaripeurala2612
      @oskaripeurala2612 Před 3 lety +3

      @@colbyboucher6391 wont the oil just keep burning all the way down, and you have to go back to the burning surface to escape?

    • @lmva
      @lmva Před 3 lety +22

      @@colbyboucher6391 yes some combustible chemicals are even stored under a layer of oil to prevent them from reacting with oxygen

    • @gunsevenwhillans420
      @gunsevenwhillans420 Před 3 lety +2

      It actually works this way in Noita for some reason after it came out of early access. I was also confused when I found out about that.

  • @snakewithahat1588
    @snakewithahat1588 Před 3 lety +492

    First impressions of this game: *Terraria but is a Kaizo roomhack.*

    • @paulrivera4650
      @paulrivera4650 Před 3 lety +7

      Damn hacked it so hard it got the modder's room

    • @IronicHavoc
      @IronicHavoc Před 3 lety +7

      It's not like Kaizo at all other than it's punishing

    • @anmol_43
      @anmol_43 Před 3 lety +2

      Kaizo is somewhat intuitive if you've played the originals, but not this shit.

    • @trafficconememes331
      @trafficconememes331 Před 3 lety +1

      room hack

  • @modernkiwi6447
    @modernkiwi6447 Před 3 lety +12

    5:47
    "You're not playing a video game, you're playing Noita"
    - Albino

  • @capnplaidbeard
    @capnplaidbeard Před 2 lety +11

    This game looks like someone took the basic concept of Dan Ball’s Powder Game, used that to build a world, and scattered a bunch of rogue like elements around it. I love it and am absolutely going to try taking a closer look.

  • @tsydeemi3151
    @tsydeemi3151 Před 3 lety +233

    As a Finn, I wholeheartedly appreciate all the Finnish references and jokes in this video. All accurate btw

  • @Jakodako
    @Jakodako Před 3 lety +397

    This type of video is like a combination of Twomad's """sophisticated""" editing and Albino's knowledge on video games.
    *One of the best combinations ever*

    • @Jakodako
      @Jakodako Před 3 lety +5

      @@MintyLime703 Just checked out some of Sseth's videoes, (I didn't know about him until now), you're right, the style seems very much the same, but Albino's content feels a bit more memie, which I like a bit more

    • @highdefinition450
      @highdefinition450 Před 2 lety +1

      I thought you meant twomad was in this for a second oops

    • @Exerium0
      @Exerium0 Před rokem +1

      Ah yes... Twomad

  • @lodagin
    @lodagin Před 2 lety +3

    At a certain point my brain just stopped working because of the memes, it was too buisy pissing itself from laughter

  • @nickm3694
    @nickm3694 Před 3 lety +7

    Help
    I can't stop rewatching this video
    The memes per second is just too much

  • @funstorm1789
    @funstorm1789 Před 3 lety +65

    0:47 the real noita experience is dying immediately after getting broken

  • @umbreoncookie8935
    @umbreoncookie8935 Před 3 lety +218

    Step 1: F*ck around
    Step 2: Find out
    Step 3: RINSE AND REPEAT EACH TIME YOU DIE

  • @TisDoppel
    @TisDoppel Před 4 měsíci +2

    I've put countless hours into this game, died hundreds of deaths, and yet learnt nothing about what my aim is, what the story is, and how to stay alive for more than 15 minutes. Favourite game

  • @Toyzit10
    @Toyzit10 Před 3 lety +3

    8:21
    Albino: fck this stage man
    The stage: and i took that personally

  • @maname6303
    @maname6303 Před 3 lety +130

    Constant Terraria music, you can tell he's a man of class.

    • @-coffeecat1590
      @-coffeecat1590 Před 2 lety +4

      with songs such as bonetrousle, you know those terraria vibes are going up the roof.

  • @bearman_1826
    @bearman_1826 Před 3 lety +69

    I was sold at "shoot saw blades every frame."

    • @gunsevenwhillans420
      @gunsevenwhillans420 Před 3 lety +17

      You haven't even seen a wand that shot propane tanks in every direction and had a modifier which made them create an explosion when they touched something.

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux Před 3 lety +5

      You can make a wake that would fire a puny little bolt that, upon impact, will release 10 orbiting nukes that WILL blow up on contact

  • @finchwaddledog5026
    @finchwaddledog5026 Před 3 lety +62

    "Don't want you to figure out the puzzles"
    "You eventually learn that [fire hot fire burn, acid bad on skin, water keeps you from burning]."
    Lol.

  • @myiglooisonfire7786
    @myiglooisonfire7786 Před 3 lety +10

    this game has about as much lore as the entire Kirby franchise.

  • @oh_gosh
    @oh_gosh Před 3 lety +69

    Noitachads, we made it to the main channel.

  • @AlbinoVEVO
    @AlbinoVEVO  Před 3 lety +439

    I randomized every asset in the video, effectively turning it into a nightmare, heres the result: czcams.com/video/edG-2jmXfLw/video.html

  • @thelastcube.
    @thelastcube. Před 3 lety +17

    your humour combined with your accent is just _chef's kiss_
    where were you all my life

  • @hiimargo7058
    @hiimargo7058 Před 2 lety +4

    "Lethal dose of Fentanyl"
    i see what you did there
    so funny "i cant breathe" anymore

  • @NearlyHollow
    @NearlyHollow Před 3 lety +88

    I got it and I’m really enjoying Finnish arson simulator

  • @bisco8342
    @bisco8342 Před 3 lety +113

    I've never heard of this game before, but the masochist in me is now interested

    • @Spargacus
      @Spargacus Před 3 lety +21

      There's an in game achievement for completing the game under 1 minute.
      The current seeded world record speedrun is 1 min 50s
      10/10

    • @idk35740
      @idk35740 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Spargacus what is the achievement called?

  • @BananaLizard
    @BananaLizard Před 3 lety +4

    thumbnail is wizard booba

  • @JeanMarceaux
    @JeanMarceaux Před 10 měsíci +2

    Albimbus be like "why didn't it trigger?"
    Also Albimbus: "NO MANA AAHHHH *violently malds*"
    ALSO Albimbus: *moves the triggered spell before the trigger spell*

  • @ezequieljimenezgarcia5081
    @ezequieljimenezgarcia5081 Před 3 lety +16

    The pacing of this video is incredible, It's perfect. It's just meme after meme after meme, I love it.

  • @Yurridee
    @Yurridee Před 3 lety +7

    Noita is like being a young child
    You have no idea what anything does, so your natural instinct is to eat it

  • @Dranimators
    @Dranimators Před 2 lety +7

    This channel has such a strange combination of information and memes, I have never been more confused and well-informed at the same time

  • @peachice1975
    @peachice1975 Před 3 lety +1

    subscribed from the first 50 seconds of editing lmao you are a god for being able to keep that up for 10 minutes

  • @faultf4
    @faultf4 Před 3 lety +106

    So basically that ‘orb’ boss is like Brain of Cthulu

    • @matthewlong7547
      @matthewlong7547 Před 3 lety +89

      Fighting the brain of Cthulu doesn't require reverse-suicide, just decent armor and the ability to avoid getting trapped

    • @AlbinoVEVO
      @AlbinoVEVO  Před 3 lety +112

      brain of cthulu is his inbred newphew

    • @rayzj9512
      @rayzj9512 Před 3 lety +1

      @@AlbinoVEVO well I am a brain of cthulu

    • @hivemind5281
      @hivemind5281 Před 3 lety +1

      brain of cthulu is ez

    • @faultf4
      @faultf4 Před 3 lety

      @@AlbinoVEVO Organs have families too, I guess

  • @Zixye
    @Zixye Před 3 lety +32

    I got really confused when the terraria music started playing, as i was watching this while fishing in terraria

  • @ambrosia3907
    @ambrosia3907 Před 3 lety +2

    The editing in this is phenomenal and perfectly encapsulates how I feel about this game.

  • @satan2k
    @satan2k Před 3 lety

    Pretty much the best introduction for a boss I've yet watched so far. Good and hilarious editing ! :)

  • @HexenMeister06
    @HexenMeister06 Před 3 lety +69

    Noita is like walking around in the 14th century with the bubonic plague going around right after trying your hand at carpentry getting several splinters and cuts in the process

  • @yeayea115
    @yeayea115 Před 3 lety +150

    I can't believe you didn't mention how enviromental kills double the amount of gold an enemy drops. this includes the water bit. as long as it's not direct damage or it's the result of another creature. you get more money!

    • @Sir_Steven
      @Sir_Steven Před 3 lety +12

      Burst Of Air + Always Cast Rock = S T O N K S

    • @gunsevenwhillans420
      @gunsevenwhillans420 Před 3 lety +2

      Yup, especially with the trick greed. You will become rich in seconds if you have something to throw at them hiisi.

    • @person6755
      @person6755 Před 3 lety +22

      Great mechanic really, rewards players for thinking outside the box and trying to use the environment against enemies instead of turning off their brain and shooting the bad guys, and it really shows how the whole “everything is simulated” isn’t JUST a gimmick.

    • @user-mj2zb8yl8p
      @user-mj2zb8yl8p Před 3 lety +5

      Can attest to this. Ended up finding out about this, and experimented with it a bit. Now I know that for some reason, unstable crystal's explosion counts as "accidental" kill, and so I have been using that with eternal wealth to earn a lot of money from mobs at the mines.

    • @therealbubble4696
      @therealbubble4696 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Sir_Steven If you have infinite spells, you dont need an always cast rock wand.

  • @Overlordgaming1208
    @Overlordgaming1208 Před 3 lety +2

    I have watched this four times now....it never gets boring, and I want more

  • @rainbowpillow8265
    @rainbowpillow8265 Před rokem

    I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS GAME FOR YEARS THANK YOU

  • @ultimitcuest6106
    @ultimitcuest6106 Před 3 lety +6

    The [REDACTED] over zero during the smash bit was amazing

  • @Gunga_FAB.50
    @Gunga_FAB.50 Před 3 lety +7

    Idk what this meme „art-style“ is but its freaking hilarious

  • @Paperguide152
    @Paperguide152 Před 3 lety +2

    The editing had me rolling, I just had to subscribe

  • @ianquinn6814
    @ianquinn6814 Před 3 lety +7

    I would love to see a series on this, just for the editing and jokes.

  • @alilweeb7684
    @alilweeb7684 Před 3 lety +11

    "this is gonna be one of those 5 hours joseph anderson type memes" omfg i weezed so hard

  • @chadthundercockmasterbaite2187

    When i see Noita, i see Vinny blowing himself up with nuke wands.

  • @altheaequatorin1179
    @altheaequatorin1179 Před 2 lety

    your first video that i stumbled on. gotta say your editing is divine

  • @kontraktofficial
    @kontraktofficial Před 2 lety

    omg the markorepairs reference i can't.
    i love your dedication to this video

  • @theycallmeJacko
    @theycallmeJacko Před 3 lety +37

    Not even 2 minutes into the video and I've already fallen in love with this game
    Edit: This is me 2 years later. This game makes me want to gnaw my wrist veins. Can't stop playing it.
    Edit 2: 500 hours in.

    • @neji2401
      @neji2401 Před 3 lety +8

      oh let me tell you, you will LOVE it

    • @the7278
      @the7278 Před 3 lety +4

      yeah i just bought it earlier, its amazing

    • @Flubbred
      @Flubbred Před 3 lety +3

      You will love it and you will hate it. Sometimes losing hits hard, but that's Noita

    • @levi2725
      @levi2725 Před 3 lety +2

      In my experience, it's really not that fun. Just repetitive, not that well designed, kinda boring. Go into the cave, lose because the RNG didn't give you a good start, repeat 10 times, finally get a good start, get one-shot by some random enemy that came from outside the screen and got to you in half a second.
      Might sound fun for some people but really it isn't that much.

    • @nutbastard
      @nutbastard Před 3 lety +6

      @@levi2725 Stop trying to beat Noita. The point of the game is not to beat it.

  • @TehXana
    @TehXana Před 3 lety +18

    The Korean Folk Town theme from Maplestory shouldn’t fit, yet here we are.

  • @Canadian_snowman
    @Canadian_snowman Před 5 měsíci

    I like that the puzzles are hard it makes them feel like secrets and not extra content

  • @NewfieCatgirl
    @NewfieCatgirl Před 2 lety +3

    I'm so happy I clicked on this video. This looks like an amazing game, I love how unique it seems, interesting game choices.

  • @Plazmerr
    @Plazmerr Před 3 lety +5

    2:57 that Segway was smoother than linus' segways

    • @theamazingguy150
      @theamazingguy150 Před 3 lety

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  • @Doraadams6
    @Doraadams6 Před 3 lety +8

    I freaking love this editing style. Makes me laugh every time I see one of your videos. Thank you for adding a smile to my sometimes depressing life, its the little things that help :)

  • @logancrossley9329
    @logancrossley9329 Před 3 lety

    Good video, the editing is actually legendary

  • @denizsogutluoglu.vol2378

    the editing is so crazy it literally scratches the back of my brain

  • @doodlebro.
    @doodlebro. Před 3 lety +12

    not even 3 minutes in and i physically can't comprehend breathing

    • @hriotcthulhu3958
      @hriotcthulhu3958 Před 3 lety +1

      Welcome to the pit of laughing your ass off at dumb shit happening we call Noita

  • @Officially_Unofficial-1
    @Officially_Unofficial-1 Před 3 lety +4

    1:04 saving this for no reason other than whatever noise that is

  • @Ice-yp4wg
    @Ice-yp4wg Před 3 lety +2

    the game's mini hakkeros/"frick everything in that general direction" wands make total sense now

  • @parzystokopytne7519
    @parzystokopytne7519 Před rokem +1

    Came here to learn about the game. Stayed for content. That edit is magnificent.

  • @koa4478
    @koa4478 Před 3 lety +5

    I fucking love Albinos editing style. Makes me laugh and respect him every time

  • @Lunartic_
    @Lunartic_ Před 3 lety +40

    "Best thing to come out of Finland since saunas"
    *Yes!*

  • @ryukandapples3506
    @ryukandapples3506 Před 3 lety

    I love these new analytical videos

  • @JerkyJones100
    @JerkyJones100 Před rokem +2

    Literally one of my fave games of all time

  • @iamgameing3840
    @iamgameing3840 Před 3 lety +3

    dude, i literally love challenging roguelikes. thanks for showing me this game!

  • @BirdRaiserE
    @BirdRaiserE Před 3 lety +8

    This a very VERY accurate video. At 300+ hours I can recognize every nuance in every bit of damage and death. The ol' berserkium-suicide is my favorite.
    The real question, however, is whether I was always deranged or did Noita make me this way?
    At any rate, it's only a matter of time until SsethTzeentach reviews this.

  • @aeris5142
    @aeris5142 Před rokem +1

    The Finnish are so good at creating painful experiences because that is what they go through every day simply by existing

  • @aidanharley243
    @aidanharley243 Před 3 lety +1

    I felt that death at 8:45 in my soul. There's pain, then there's having a trigger bolt and an explosion spell but putting them on backwards and vaporizing yourself.