Dolittle Pitch Meeting

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    Spoiler alert! Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Dolittle!
    Robert Downey Jr. was the face of the Marvel Cinematic Universe for over a decade, and fans were really pumped to see what movie he’d jump to next after leaving the MCU. As it turns out, the answer to that question is DOLITTLE, a movie that now exists.
    RDJ is the third actor to play Doctor Dolittle after Eddie Murphy and Rex Harrison, and one thing is for sure: this is a movie that now exists. Dolittle is kind of a mess of a movie and definitely raises a ton of questions. Like if each species has its own language, how are they able to speak to each other? How is Dolittle able to address more than one species at once? How is that child able to learn how to speak to animals too? What is the plot of this movie? Why is John Cena voicing a polar bear? Why is there a dragon and WHERE DOES DOLITTLE PUT HIS HANDS?!
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to Dolittle! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @doctorjosephalbertnefario4332
    @doctorjosephalbertnefario4332 Před 4 lety +5807

    I feel like this movie was made for a pitch meeting...

  • @Memelord2020
    @Memelord2020 Před 4 lety +5488

    This movie will “Dolittle” at the box office

    • @LukeTheGhostKiller
      @LukeTheGhostKiller Před 4 lety +307

      Ohhhh puns are TIGHT 😂

    • @carter_lovejoy
      @carter_lovejoy Před 4 lety +113

      Luke The Ghost Killer 2515 making them is actually super easy, barley an inconvenience.

    • @daneray9594
      @daneray9594 Před 4 lety +30

      Love it.

    • @poisonedyoyo
      @poisonedyoyo Před 4 lety +17

      To be honest all the upvotes on this comment that hhundreds of people have said before you confirms that at least 221 people who watched this video would enjoy the base humor of the actual movie.

    • @AscendantStoic
      @AscendantStoic Před 4 lety +8

      Well played sir XD

  • @SohiHien
    @SohiHien Před 4 lety +2563

    "Dragon butt holes are tight!"
    "Not particularly no"
    LMAO

    • @lutherholayeahme7449
      @lutherholayeahme7449 Před 3 lety +39

      yeah from my experience most dragon butt holes are bigger than the average penis

    • @kendra5781
      @kendra5781 Před 3 lety +23

      @@lutherholayeahme7449 ...From your experience? Do you have experience with dragons?

    • @lutherholayeahme7449
      @lutherholayeahme7449 Před 3 lety +42

      @@kendra5781 Yeah I had a one night stand with Donkey's wife

    • @anthonyhynek1274
      @anthonyhynek1274 Před 3 lety +11

      I’ve seen this in an anime before lol

    • @nowwhat8209
      @nowwhat8209 Před 3 lety +12

      Cloacas, specifically, given that they are probably reptiles...

  • @firstweekofwinter
    @firstweekofwinter Před 4 lety +3572

    "There's gonna be a polar bear who's always cold - which is ironic and therefore good writing"
    I died :D

  • @rickyandreou
    @rickyandreou Před 4 lety +8350

    Ryan's Pitch Meetings are the only reason I'm subscribed to screen rant.

    • @royjones0824
      @royjones0824 Před 4 lety +305

      Lol trust me everybody that’s subscribed is just here for Ryan😂😂

    • @3AHoles
      @3AHoles Před 4 lety +152

      That's pretty much their only subs anymore. That and people who forgot CZcams exists.

    • @crimsonvampyre602
      @crimsonvampyre602 Před 4 lety +65

      Oh they know

    • @AscendantStoic
      @AscendantStoic Před 4 lety +185

      Same here, the rest of their content is crap, if he moves Pitch Meeting to a new channel i'd unsubscribe from here in a heartbeat XD

    • @quiettimegaming3642
      @quiettimegaming3642 Před 4 lety +46

      TheHunterWolf yeah, he should just bounce on SR and solely upload to his own channel.

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin Před 4 lety +3708

    "Can he do a Welsh accent?"
    "I don't think...no, he can't."

    • @Haveba
      @Haveba Před 4 lety +76

      Makes you think why didn't they cast Michael Sheen as the lead. As a welshman I think he could do the accent. 😂

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb Před 4 lety +64

      @@Haveba Sheen also has the ability to be entertaining without being snarky.

    • @issers
      @issers Před 4 lety +36

      @@ThreadBomb Yeah, I mean the fact that they gave the welshman a british accent and the american a welsh one... like WHY.

    • @jlscoyserney
      @jlscoyserney Před 4 lety +30

      @@issers An english accent.* Britain is the whole island.

    • @issers
      @issers Před 4 lety +14

      @@jlscoyserney Sorry! That one confuses me every time.

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 Před 3 lety +788

    "I promised him a cut of the box office returns and now he owes US money."

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized Před 3 lety +49

      You’re a genius script writer guy! And as the state of California subsidies us, we can continue loosing money on bad movie deals!

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 Před 3 lety +35

      @@ConnanTheCivilized "Everything I know I learned from Uwe Boll."

    • @mrsandman1924
      @mrsandman1924 Před 3 lety +13

      Isn't that the plot of The Producers?

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 Před 3 lety +8

      @@mrsandman1924 in reverse.
      There the horny old ladies gave him money in exchange for the returns, but (theoretically) there wouldn't be any.

  • @wyliecoyote7822
    @wyliecoyote7822 Před 4 lety +885

    "So there IS a story?"
    "Yeah, kinda...maybe...a little."

    • @JaBoreman
      @JaBoreman Před 4 lety +4

      Quoting his videos makes u an unoriginal unfunny uncreative fool. Think of something funny on ur own kid.

    • @LogansDarling
      @LogansDarling Před 4 lety +11

      john boreman Or..... Don’t. You know, either way works.

    • @sam-psonsmith9951
      @sam-psonsmith9951 Před 3 lety +6

      @@JaBoreman You are new on CZcams i guess.

    • @PotrzebieConolly
      @PotrzebieConolly Před 3 lety +6

      @@JaBoreman Yeah, he should have said "The part I really liked was {not gonna tell ya}".

    • @kchgamer1788
      @kchgamer1788 Před 3 lety +7

      They Dolittle with it

  • @cryocritikal
    @cryocritikal Před 4 lety +2876

    Ryan’s back must be paining after carrying screen rant. Oh wait,he just asked them to get all the way off that thing

    • @PaperBagProduction
      @PaperBagProduction Před 4 lety +145

      Ryan: My back is where you are and I'd like you to vacate the premises
      Screen Rant: Oh let me get off that thing

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 Před 4 lety +32

      You think he can demand a raise?

    • @TheCheese1988
      @TheCheese1988 Před 4 lety +17

      Hurting, not paining. FYI.

    • @cryocritikal
      @cryocritikal Před 4 lety +7

      Brad T y can’t it be paining?

    • @TheCheese1988
      @TheCheese1988 Před 4 lety +10

      @@cryocritikal No, sorry. :c It could be *in pain*, but not paining.

  • @drahcir7x23
    @drahcir7x23 Před 4 lety +850

    This is the most convoluted and confusing movie that I have heard.

  • @themorrigan7224
    @themorrigan7224 Před 4 lety +602

    I literally have started watching Pitch Meeting instead of watching the movies that I know are going to be bad. I so deeply appreciate these

    • @satansbarman
      @satansbarman Před 2 lety +12

      It's a great way to know what happens without suffering through awful films 😂

    • @refinededusoft
      @refinededusoft Před rokem +7

      Duuuuuuuuude, that's what I've been doing too 😂😂

    • @realitymatters4745
      @realitymatters4745 Před rokem +2

      Yesssss me3

    • @jenniferp403
      @jenniferp403 Před rokem +1

      I thought that’s what all the Cool People were doing nowadays.

    • @willrollason9324
      @willrollason9324 Před rokem +1

      yep, never going to watch this but laughed out loud about the bagpipes!

  • @DeadlyDanDaMan
    @DeadlyDanDaMan Před 4 lety +3450

    CATS: $50 million loss
    Dolittle: $100 million loss
    The Mummy: $95 million loss
    People at Universal need to start being fired in a BIIIIIIG way.

    • @tripchaup1831
      @tripchaup1831 Před 4 lety +28

      😂😂😂😂

    • @seanrodey4179
      @seanrodey4179 Před 4 lety +402

      Not to mention they somehow ruined two hulk movies.. arguably the most popular and exposed marvel character other than wolverine and spiderman up to that point in 2008...

    • @abduljah9355
      @abduljah9355 Před 4 lety +309

      I think their pitch meetings might literally just be like these videos.

    • @Snoke1912
      @Snoke1912 Před 4 lety +127

      At least the Jurassic Park movies keep making them money.

    • @ilovebrandnewcarpets
      @ilovebrandnewcarpets Před 3 lety +261

      I can’t imagine anyone greenlighting a 175M budget for a Dr. Dolittle movie. Would have loved to be a fly on the wall at the actual pitch meeting.

  • @futureprimitivepast3044
    @futureprimitivepast3044 Před 4 lety +795

    This sounds far worse than I could have ever imagined.

    • @StarWarsomania
      @StarWarsomania Před 4 lety +19

      2019 in a nutshell.
      2020 looks like it's off to a GREAT start!

    • @sommermcintosh1
      @sommermcintosh1 Před 4 lety +3

      Well I am just going to see Dolittle because of 2 people Rdj and Tom Holland

    • @joycelynong2534
      @joycelynong2534 Před 4 lety +17

      @@sommermcintosh1 uhhhh hate to break it to ya but Tom Holland's character isn't in the movie much bcos he didn't go on the trip :/ I was disappointed

    • @ComicBookGuy420
      @ComicBookGuy420 Před 4 lety +2

      It was actually a lot better than you'd think

    • @Jing737
      @Jing737 Před 4 lety

      @@----Jay---- He's the voice of a dog, I think. He doesn't get much voice acting in this movie sadly

  • @PapaMerlz
    @PapaMerlz Před 4 lety +1303

    “So there’s a story?”
    “Well kinda...maybe...a little”
    Funny way to say “no” but I’ll take it lol

    • @MyKillyy
      @MyKillyy Před 4 lety +16

      I smell a new catch phrase.

    • @azultarmizi
      @azultarmizi Před 4 lety +10

      well kinda...maybe...Dolittle

  • @leyenda6149
    @leyenda6149 Před 4 lety +2453

    Pitch Meetings > Honest Trailers

    • @Dan-sb2fb
      @Dan-sb2fb Před 3 lety +84

      yeahyeayeah!

    • @AzLolFun
      @AzLolFun Před 3 lety +137

      But honest trailers has "bewwwwbs" 😂

    • @andimoz
      @andimoz Před 3 lety +331

      or u can just enjoy both without having to unnecessarily pit them against each other🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @Dan-sb2fb
      @Dan-sb2fb Před 3 lety +93

      Andrea Flores FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

    • @lordhydra474
      @lordhydra474 Před 3 lety +90

      @@Dan-sb2fb FIGHTING IS TIGHT

  • @harrywithanh
    @harrywithanh Před 4 lety +3533

    Why put a spoiler warning when no-one’s gonna go see it

    • @Allthingsfadra
      @Allthingsfadra Před 4 lety +137

      I saw it. Don't worry - it was a press screening. It was so bad I couldn't even review it.

    • @elorahbillustrator
      @elorahbillustrator Před 4 lety +36

      Lol, I actually kind of wanted to till I saw this....

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs Před 4 lety +58

      i saw it. i enjoyed it. sure it could use some improvement

    • @MaheshRaomahesh
      @MaheshRaomahesh Před 4 lety +14

      Its amazing.I loved it

    • @Swiftbow
      @Swiftbow Před 4 lety +37

      I saw it. (I am a fan of the Dolittle books). It was... about as bad as the Pitch Meeting suggests.

  • @BSJINTHEHOUSE420
    @BSJINTHEHOUSE420 Před 4 lety +1447

    “So after Avengers: Endgame what’s next for your career?”
    Robert Downey Jr.: I’m going to Dolittle.

    • @newusername7281
      @newusername7281 Před 4 lety +24

      I've seen that joke on Jeremy jahns review.

    • @RANDOMPEPSIBOTTLES
      @RANDOMPEPSIBOTTLES Před 4 lety +17

      Saw it on Jeremy Jahn's video review. Busted

    • @fenrir7065
      @fenrir7065 Před 4 lety

      I know that reference, It's from a Dwayne Johnson where plays as an American Football player who is suddenly surprised to learn that he has a daughter with his ex-wife.

    • @commentcopbadge6665
      @commentcopbadge6665 Před 4 lety +3

      Ah I see what you did there. You watched the Jeremy Jahns video.

    • @renapeppers20
      @renapeppers20 Před 4 lety +2

      lmao u from armin's channel i see you everywhere

  • @MrMillennium
    @MrMillennium Před 4 lety +274

    Im convinced 90% of the budget went to just having RDJ

    • @AhsimNreiziev
      @AhsimNreiziev Před 4 lety +8

      I'm not sure. RDJ's primary interest with this movie seemed to be to hope it succeeds so he won't be remembered as just Iron Man, so I wouldn't be completely surprised if his pay check was fairly modest.
      Is there any actual data on RDJ's compensation for this movie?

    • @TheZooropaBaby
      @TheZooropaBaby Před 4 lety +5

      his wife produced this movie too

    • @MrMillennium
      @MrMillennium Před 4 lety +3

      Fellas this was just a joke ;-;

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet Před 4 lety +8

      @@AhsimNreiziev I would have preferred dying being known as Iron Man.

    • @ionichi
      @ionichi Před 4 lety

      Shoulda got RDA instead.

  • @amfi_theevolutionofher
    @amfi_theevolutionofher Před 4 lety +158

    Ryan playing the kid's constant look of wonderment is both adorable and hilarious

  • @AlexQuested
    @AlexQuested Před 4 lety +570

    Charlie's Angels definitely needs a pitch meeting.

    • @Milos596
      @Milos596 Před 3 lety +4

      Who's Charlie?

    • @vega_tech
      @vega_tech Před 3 lety +15

      @@Milos596 Charlie your mama

    • @monsoon861
      @monsoon861 Před 3 lety +8

      They haven't done JAWS or back to the future

    • @Metal0sopher
      @Metal0sopher Před 2 lety +3

      @@vega_tech Mama jokes are tight.

    • @doriangreen3231
      @doriangreen3231 Před rokem +5

      Blaming sexism instead of crappy writing, unlikable characters, and a director with a huge chip on her shoulder for a box office bomb is tight!

  • @thecouncilofnine4692
    @thecouncilofnine4692 Před 4 lety +743

    "Who's gonna voice him?"
    "I have his headshot right here. "
    *Shows an empty page.*
    "Oh, John Cena! That's a great picture."
    Classic, Ryan. Classic. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dsjgfxxkhrx4050
      @dsjgfxxkhrx4050 Před 4 lety +16

      I don't get it

    • @jayachandranp2516
      @jayachandranp2516 Před 4 lety +52

      John Cena has this catch phrase "You can't see me". Try to catch up.

    • @blueorbust.2771
      @blueorbust.2771 Před 4 lety +51

      What do you mean empty page? Ryan accidenty put up a picture of Drax.

    • @dsjgfxxkhrx4050
      @dsjgfxxkhrx4050 Před 4 lety +4

      @@jayachandranp2516 oh neat

    • @1216jimmyz
      @1216jimmyz Před 4 lety +15

      @@blueorbust.2771 exactly, a picture of Drax being very very still...lol

  • @BadWolf_Is_MyMummy
    @BadWolf_Is_MyMummy Před 4 lety +822

    Still waiting for the day:
    "So, You have a movie for me?"
    -"No."

    • @ominousfog4790
      @ominousfog4790 Před 4 lety +80

      That better be the April fools video

    • @zbh9268
      @zbh9268 Před 4 lety +43

      New Mutants for the past 2 years.

    • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126
      @justanotherchannelonyoutub126 Před 4 lety +84

      “No sir I don’t”
      “Oh you don’t?”
      “Yeah yeah yeah”
      “How come?”
      “I forgot to write one”
      “Oh, forgetting things is tight”

    • @CaptainMarvelsSon
      @CaptainMarvelsSon Před 4 lety +20

      "So It's going to be very difficult to make tons of money then."
      "Actually, it's gonna be super easy... barely an inconvenience."

    • @peterg76yt
      @peterg76yt Před 4 lety +7

      Wasn't one of them pitched as a toy commercial?

  • @tianahorsey-daydreamer8962
    @tianahorsey-daydreamer8962 Před 8 měsíci +5

    Fun facts,
    1. The animal languages thing was in the original Dr. Doolittle stories and the movie with Rex Harrison. It wasn't until Eddie Murphy that they switched to some kind of innate ability.
    2. It's been a while since I read the books, but I seem to remember there being mythical creatures in them. In the original movie and in the book, I think the first story was about finding a giant snail the size of a house? So yeah. It was a half assed effort to smash the several versions together as far as I can tell.

  • @lone_stick
    @lone_stick Před 4 lety +455

    "I have his headshot right here."
    *Holds up a blank sheet of paper*
    "Oh, John Cena. That's a good picture."
    Just wanted to show that I, too, watched the video.

    • @lone_stick
      @lone_stick Před 4 lety +4

      gina YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!!!!!!

    • @nomad7781
      @nomad7781 Před 3 lety +4

      smh, didn't realize the page was blank...so sad

    • @asafupps
      @asafupps Před 3 lety +2

      👏👏👏 a role model for us all

    • @theladyamalthea
      @theladyamalthea Před 3 lety +2

      Can someone please explain that joke to me? I know who John Cena is, but I didn’t get it.

    • @milorules2729
      @milorules2729 Před 3 lety +12

      @@theladyamalthea "You can't see me." - John Cena 👋👋

  • @whiplash9548
    @whiplash9548 Před 4 lety +871

    You can’t make a movie that bombs when it stars the guy who plays Iron Man.
    Actually it’s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @RageUnchained
      @RageUnchained Před 4 lety +41

      Referencing videos in the comments is tight!

    • @Galantski
      @Galantski Před 4 lety +17

      Actually, it's going to be _super, super, super easy,_ especially when Tony Stark goes from being an Avenger to proctologist for a dragon! The body part his previous character sometimes was figuratively, Dolittle provides medical treatment for literally. _Wow! Wow! Wow!_

    • @KGisthename
      @KGisthename Před 4 lety +5

      @@RageUnchained yeah yeah yeah

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire Před 4 lety +2

      Even easier when you do a dodgy accent like that

    • @ComicBookGuy420
      @ComicBookGuy420 Před 4 lety

      When you watch the movie, the whole dragon thing actually kind of fits, and is actually kinda funny
      Again, that would require actually first watching the movie

  • @ShawnBlaque
    @ShawnBlaque Před 4 lety +1387

    "Is this like a whale that he knows?"
    'I guess so, ya sure I don't care"
    LOL Ryan please never stop these, at least until you've done every movie.....

  • @tomholmes5055
    @tomholmes5055 Před 4 lety +187

    Return of the "Get off my back"
    Using that phrase is *TIGHT*

  • @masteroftribes8328
    @masteroftribes8328 Před 3 lety +60

    As a WelshMan i'd like to say the Robert actually gave a really good go at it! and its nice to see a welsh accent on a main character of a Major international film. (even one that flops at the box office)

  • @nerenik84
    @nerenik84 Před 4 lety +415

    "Dragon Butt holes are tight"
    Quote of the day.

    • @shannonsherrod9977
      @shannonsherrod9977 Před 4 lety +1

      PASUE!

    • @zozidedodo780
      @zozidedodo780 Před 4 lety +7

      Rick and morty episode proves it

    • @djpeanutbutter8653
      @djpeanutbutter8653 Před 4 lety +3

      Dragon Balls, Dragon Butt Holes lol what’s next??

    • @job3rg
      @job3rg Před 4 lety +3

      @@djpeanutbutter8653 Dragon Peni....

    • @Polar_Bear_Ron
      @Polar_Bear_Ron Před 4 lety +8

      nerenik84 “Does the dragon do something to his butt hole?”
      Sounds like a pitch meeting I am both horrified and strangely interested in

  • @AaronBallvideos
    @AaronBallvideos Před 4 lety +798

    “Oh is the dragon going to do something to his butthole now”
    I died at that line 🤣

  • @mrsbouvier1
    @mrsbouvier1 Před 4 lety +57

    You, Ryan, are phenomenal. I’m pitch-meeting obsessed. My pitch meeting suggestions are: Grease (1978), and Supergirl (1984). There is no sense to ANYthing that happens in either script, and if anyone could give them the treatment they deserve - it’s you.

    • @OnlyReputation
      @OnlyReputation Před 6 dny

      Screenwriter: and then they’re car is gunna fly away!
      Producer: why?
      Screenwriter: I don’t know.

  • @marcy2443
    @marcy2443 Před 4 lety +83

    “Is the dragon going to do something to his butt hole now?” 😂😂😂
    And why is there a Dragon? That’s so random!!

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized Před 3 lety +3

      Well not that I’m defending Universal’s cheap tricks but the original Dr. Doolidle movie was basically a superhero film. Suspension of disbelief? Nah f it! 😒 👎

  • @sarahkelly119
    @sarahkelly119 Před 4 lety +561

    “Because his wife has instructions in her journal in it or something that I don’t care”
    Best. Ever.

  • @gobias_
    @gobias_ Před 4 lety +269

    Ryan:"Let me know what other movies you want to see pitch meetings for"
    Me: "All of them"

    • @sal4731
      @sal4731 Před 4 lety +7

      David Nugent Ryan: which movies do u want pitch meetings for?
      Me: yes

    • @kevinc5895
      @kevinc5895 Před 4 lety +1

      But let's put Jupiter Ascending at the top of the list.

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 Před 4 lety

      Percy Jackson!!

    • @patrickrobinsob1464
      @patrickrobinsob1464 Před 4 lety +1

      Phantom Of The Paradise!!!!

  • @iknoukno6250
    @iknoukno6250 Před 4 lety +372

    Ryan is the Cleveland LeBron of youtube. He's literally carrying an entire franchise.

    • @davidtaylor4308
      @davidtaylor4308 Před 4 lety +22

      I agree if he had his own channel I don’t think I’d ever visit screen rant

    • @ape7119
      @ape7119 Před 4 lety +20

      David Taylor he does have his own channel but he doesn’t post the pitches on it

    • @davidtaylor4308
      @davidtaylor4308 Před 4 lety +2

      Andrew Ely :(

    • @ethanblack940
      @ethanblack940 Před 4 lety +6

      @@davidtaylor4308 but he does have his playlist on those pitch meetings. You could always check there for new videos

    • @EmeraldTalks
      @EmeraldTalks Před 4 lety +8

      @@davidtaylor4308 Well, I think Screen Rant has the rights to the Pitch Meeting thing, so you won't see any of that stuff there, but I'd say the videos on his personal channel is arguably better than the pitch meetings,

  • @probablyaparent
    @probablyaparent Před 4 lety +24

    1:13 Best photo of John Cena I have seen yet.

  • @mimah1015
    @mimah1015 Před 4 lety +292

    "...or something, I don't care."
    That's my new go to phrase from now on.😂😂

    • @Liusila
      @Liusila Před 4 lety +1

      Mimah 101 Isn’t not caring at work gonna be kind of difficult?

    • @mimah1015
      @mimah1015 Před 4 lety

      @Mi Ke LOL.

  • @peffiSC2source
    @peffiSC2source Před 4 lety +77

    I think the "I need you to get all the way off my back" running gag is my favorite and the most underrated. I really want to use this in real a real world situation once in my life.

    • @Romancefantasy
      @Romancefantasy Před 4 lety +8

      I am going to use "I need you to get all the way off my back" whenever I have no answers.

    • @atomicmeatball7264
      @atomicmeatball7264 Před 4 lety +2

      Like Ryan carrying screen rant

    • @vicky248123
      @vicky248123 Před 4 lety +7

      The dream is that the person actually responds "let me get off that thing"

    • @phatmantv
      @phatmantv Před 4 lety

      @@Romancefantasy I've said it. It's pretty funny I think, by the looks on people's faces😂

    • @mystichdx
      @mystichdx Před 4 lety +1

      I've used it a good few times in real life already. It's super easy.
      Barely an inconvenience.

  • @NightmareproductionsOFFICIAL

    Being from Wales I can confirm we all make fun of his accent in Dolittle here 😂.

    • @julesmasseffectmusic
      @julesmasseffectmusic Před 2 lety +2

      The only Welshman that English speakers can understand are New South Welshman.

    • @promontorium
      @promontorium Před rokem +1

      Being Welsh that's all you can do.

  • @LGPiMedia
    @LGPiMedia Před 4 lety +61

    Remix the Pitch:
    Wow wow wow wow 0:15 5:27
    Tight 5:12
    Super easy 4:59
    Oh my god 4:37 4:49
    Get off my back 3:01
    I don’t know 2:23
    Well ok then 3:19 4:44
    Fair enough 2:24
    Bonus line 5:41

  • @whathaveibecome...
    @whathaveibecome... Před 4 lety +204

    "...who by the way was very interested in the project"
    "OH!"
    "Sorry the paycheck"
    "oh okay"
    🤣🤣

  • @pennywisethedancingclown2702

    This video will get more likes than the actual movie.

    • @deederdoo
      @deederdoo Před 4 lety +9

      More likes and more views.

    • @CalvinHikes
      @CalvinHikes Před 4 lety +3

      Certainly already been funnier.

  • @empress-s
    @empress-s Před 3 lety +65

    Let me tell you, watching this video as someone who has never seen Dolittle and had absolutely no idea what happened in it, this was A Trip

  • @jackjerram3550
    @jackjerram3550 Před 4 lety +14

    'Get all the way off my back!'
    New catchphrases sure are *TIGHT*

  • @thymother4186
    @thymother4186 Před 4 lety +300

    Watched all the ads so Ryan can afford a chiropractor after carrying the channel on his back.

    • @Zwangsworkaholic
      @Zwangsworkaholic Před 4 lety +10

      yeah this channel really needs to get off his back

    • @derekschultz834
      @derekschultz834 Před 4 lety +9

      I watch the ads so he can afford to buy Canada

    • @shannonemberson5519
      @shannonemberson5519 Před 4 lety +2

      You’d think getting a chiropractor would be difficult for Ryan but it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience!!!

    • @505elvis
      @505elvis Před 4 lety +2

      They should really get all the way off that thing

    • @ImaniMonique
      @ImaniMonique Před 4 lety

      Zwangsworkaholic ALL the way off his back. 😂

  • @cassetiquette
    @cassetiquette Před 4 lety +148

    “Ironic & therefore good writing.”
    Yup.

  • @massachusettssportscentral9444

    Fan Theory:
    Ryan actually bankrolled this movie with his "Buying Canada" money figuring he would make it back tenfold with the Pitch Meeting.
    I mean there is literally no reason for this movie to exist other than for him to eviscerate it here!

    • @t.rexking441
      @t.rexking441 Před 4 lety

      The only problem with that Theory is that Harry Potter is owned by Warner Brothers and Dolittle (2020) was made by Disney. But it's possible that this is the same producer and screenwriter but they just switched Companies.

  • @W-meme
    @W-meme Před 4 lety +20

    Producer : "Is this going to flop"
    Writer : "sure"
    Producer : "Well okay then"

  • @elwood62
    @elwood62 Před 4 lety +173

    The best part was when they saved the queen’s life she woke up and was rude to everyone for no reason.

    • @ScionStorm1
      @ScionStorm1 Před 4 lety +13

      She's the Queen. Isn't that reason enough?

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs Před 4 lety +1

      she almost freaking died

    • @yuhyuh7603
      @yuhyuh7603 Před 4 lety

      Why'd you watch it?

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs Před 4 lety +1

      @@yuhyuh7603 cause it looked fun & it was

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 4 lety +562

    Writers: Let's Dolittle

  • @rachelle_banks
    @rachelle_banks Před 4 lety +38

    "...We're gonna get that 'Dolittle' money..." 😂
    No such thing. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized Před 3 lety

      The original was always syndicated or on prime time. Somehow someone must have liked it. With lower standards than my 8 year old self.

  • @DiNozzoLeach
    @DiNozzoLeach Před 2 lety +12

    The entire summary of the 3rd act had me in stitches 🤣🤣

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin Před 4 lety +105

    "So there is gonna be story in this thing?"
    "Yeah, kind of...maybe...sorta..." LOL!

  • @jac0736
    @jac0736 Před 4 lety +269

    not being able to see John Cena's head shot "because you can't see me" catchphrase is tight

  • @danielskrivan6921
    @danielskrivan6921 Před 4 lety +5

    3:00 actually that's more in line with the book, where he took the time to learn their languages.

    • @skwills1629
      @skwills1629 Před 4 lety

      Agreed. He learned from his Parrot Poly. But most sem to Think it works with Eddie Murphey Movie Logic whre its an unexplained Magical ABility. I don't know why this is the idea now.

    • @danielskrivan6921
      @danielskrivan6921 Před 4 lety +1

      @@skwills1629 That's what they were introduced to the story with, so that's where all their headcanon comes from.

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized Před 3 lety

      Nobody cares. We’re going to need you to get all the way off our backs about that. Trying to convince audiences not to be toxic is so not tight.

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized Před 3 lety

      @@skwills1629 I can’t find this book on google.

  • @toptenguy1
    @toptenguy1 Před 4 lety +36

    When your anxiety grows because the clip is almost over, and you haven't heard "Super easy, barely an incovenience" yet.

  • @peffiSC2source
    @peffiSC2source Před 4 lety +158

    At this point you have to wonder if that's just a money laundering operation lmao.

    • @ChaniagoAbd
      @ChaniagoAbd Před 4 lety +14

      It most likely is

    • @heidiwills4259
      @heidiwills4259 Před 4 lety +10

      That would explain a lot.

    • @lukewright9031
      @lukewright9031 Před 4 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

    • @supermax64
      @supermax64 Před 4 lety +10

      I don't know about specifically making bad movies, but I hear the accounting in Hollywood is super wacky.

    • @200131240
      @200131240 Před 4 lety +5

      Wolf of Wall Street has been confirmed to have been a money laundering operation and it was still a good movie. They could at least have some class and make art while doing their crimes 🤣

  • @huverdoose
    @huverdoose Před 4 lety +281

    "It's good to see Robert Downey Jr. is back in good cinema."
    -Martin Scorsese

    • @milton7763
      @milton7763 Před 4 lety +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      This comment is so underrated!

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad Před 4 lety +1

      That guy deserves more likes.

    • @siddharth1010
      @siddharth1010 Před rokem +1

      😂😂😂

    • @144digital
      @144digital Před rokem

      Oh God, this is good... 😂😂😂

  • @jasonmixon4163
    @jasonmixon4163 Před 3 lety +2

    Just discovered this channel and now I'm hooked. I even say it with him [because I'm lonely] "is that going to be difficult? No. Barely an inconvenience." Never gets old.

  • @thor3279
    @thor3279 Před 4 lety +1

    Pitch meetings are so good, I watch Pitch Meetings for movies i have no intention of ever seeing. I enjoy them even about movies I enjoy. so much work, so well done. Thank you!

  • @sarathgopakumar4166
    @sarathgopakumar4166 Před 4 lety +193

    Ryan- "who's gonna voice the bear"
    Also Ryan- "I have his head shot right here"
    'Shows a blank paper'
    Ryan- "Oh John cena"🤣🤣🤣

  • @juanchocorleone
    @juanchocorleone Před 4 lety +323

    "Spoilers ahead"
    Lol. I don't care.

  • @SomashreeSaha
    @SomashreeSaha Před 3 lety +3

    5:29 The look on Ryan's face when he said, "Now I'm gonna help you😉"

  • @magicmank6893
    @magicmank6893 Před 3 lety +12

    Pitch meetings is the only reason I watch screen rant !

  • @fehzorz
    @fehzorz Před 4 lety +126

    "So you have a money laundering scheme for me"

    • @christopherregan1654
      @christopherregan1654 Před 4 lety +19

      "Yes sir I do. We need an outlet to launder our money through after our sex trafficking and prostitution profits come in!"

    • @Ilyathe2nd
      @Ilyathe2nd Před 4 lety +9

      @Snoi Med "And definitely don't write about the bagpipe incident, it was embarrassing enough as it is."
      "Wouldn't it be cute if it happened to a dragon?"
      "Wow, you're very creepy."

    • @TheJuggtron
      @TheJuggtron Před 4 lety +3

      this is too close to the truth

    • @patrickrobinsob1464
      @patrickrobinsob1464 Před 4 lety +1

      Snoi Med you should get off his back about not paying you enough.

    • @stevepalpatine2828
      @stevepalpatine2828 Před 4 lety

      @@Ilyathe2nd Wow wow wow

  • @seendizzle5765
    @seendizzle5765 Před 4 lety +80

    I’m so glad that the climax of the movie was a dragon farting

  • @dkisausome
    @dkisausome Před 4 lety

    Just now finally watching this series in 2020... Don't know why waited this long, these are hilarious.

  • @dariondow
    @dariondow Před 4 lety +70

    “So you have a movie for me?😁”
    “No sir, I don’t... Whoops!😁”
    “Whoopsie!😁”

  • @cabinboy001
    @cabinboy001 Před 4 lety +27

    "...has instructions in it i dont care"
    Probably every person working on that movie's mood

  • @parisolivarious
    @parisolivarious Před 4 lety +354

    So is this like a whale that he knows?
    “I guess so, yeah sure, I don’t care!”

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 Před 4 lety +9

      @Emperor Palpatine Wow wow wow wow

    • @mattgee4867
      @mattgee4867 Před 4 lety +1

      It seems this is what I wrote here

  • @zakariya8066
    @zakariya8066 Před 4 lety +21

    Screen Rant idea: "So you've got a children's cartoon show for me?" "Yes sir I do, It's called Sponge Bob Square pants..."

  • @danielvanlierop6132
    @danielvanlierop6132 Před 4 lety +1

    I love the " I don't know " part more than the barely an inconvenience

  • @beepboop4612
    @beepboop4612 Před 4 lety +70

    Why watch a pitch meeting for a movie you haven’t watched yet?
    Because
    Fair enough

  • @thebongoplayer1535
    @thebongoplayer1535 Před 4 lety +75

    "Can he do a Welsh accent?"
    "I don't think.. no, not really."
    This might be the best pitch meeting yet.

    • @hibbidyjibbidyy
      @hibbidyjibbidyy Před 9 měsíci

      is there such a thing as welsh accent anymore? or just say allu snackbar

  • @nathanmoore8401
    @nathanmoore8401 Před 4 lety +8

    Even George Clooney survived “Batman And Robin.” RDJ’ll be fine.

  • @Bell2323
    @Bell2323 Před rokem +2

    This pitch meeting doesn't include quick cuts from the movie to accompany the pitch. I guess with some movies there are copyright issues that prevent Ryan from using scenes from it.

  • @Its__Good
    @Its__Good Před 4 lety +76

    Obviously Wales will help him - he's Welsh!

  • @ThatAnArchyDude
    @ThatAnArchyDude Před 4 lety +60

    Didn't even mention Spiderman (Tom Holland) voicing Dolittle's dog?
    I though it was some old lady, but the credits say it was Tom Holland.
    Dolittle: What's wrong with the Queen?
    Dog: She doesn't feel so good.
    Lol

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis Před 4 lety +2

      you thought the dog was voiced by an old lady?! Must've been some pretty good voice acting then!

    • @ThatAnArchyDude
      @ThatAnArchyDude Před 4 lety +2

      @@princessthyemis Well, he wasn't using an 'American" accent.
      So that helped, but I also only remember him having (maybe) 3 scenes, and a handful of lines.
      So it's not like I heard him speak often. lol

    • @patrickrobinsob1464
      @patrickrobinsob1464 Před 4 lety

      I got that joke!!!

  • @norbertoszi6812
    @norbertoszi6812 Před 4 lety +29

    I'm truly amazed that Ryan is so damn prepared with everything.I literally rolled on the floor at the Cena joke.Didn't see that coming.😂😂😂😂

  • @cinderacedr
    @cinderacedr Před 4 lety +3

    This was so well done great job! I was dying at the Dragon part

  • @WhoDoVoodoo3
    @WhoDoVoodoo3 Před 4 lety +59

    "I told him you'd give him twenty million dollars and a cut of the box office returns" So RDJ is making $20m from this?

    • @baz1184
      @baz1184 Před 4 lety +2

      Plus a cut of the box office which will be several million

    • @snc0023
      @snc0023 Před 4 lety +2

      LOL

    • @RLucas3000
      @RLucas3000 Před 4 lety +2

      I wonder if RDJ will somehow end up owing them?

    • @milton7763
      @milton7763 Před 4 lety +6

      Shahbaz Hussain Zzzuuuuuffffff
      Went right over your head that one, didn’t it

    • @haiqal5333
      @haiqal5333 Před 4 lety

      @@RLucas3000 not really, how would that work though?

  • @bahmat
    @bahmat Před 4 lety +160

    1:13 *shows blank piece of paper*
    Producer: "Oh, John Cena!"
    🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

    • @Evie0133
      @Evie0133 Před 3 lety

      bahmat I can't stop laughing 😂🤣 "I got his headshot right here!" "OH JOHN CENA!" 🤣😂

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized Před 3 lety

      Movies: look this clearly isn’t Southern California!

    • @davidmarek535
      @davidmarek535 Před 3 lety +1

      I don’t get it

    • @valerial9081
      @valerial9081 Před 3 lety

      @@davidmarek535 Me neither, maybe it's because English is not my first language :c

    • @ancientchaos5804
      @ancientchaos5804 Před 3 lety +4

      @@valerial9081 its a joke referencing john cena saying you can't see me when he was a wrestler. Google john cena invisible joke

  • @falesk
    @falesk Před 3 lety

    Never saw the movie so this video made learning what it was about super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @Tcoldsteel
    @Tcoldsteel Před 2 měsíci +2

    Absolutely no one remembers this movie in 2024 but I do remember this pitch meeting.

  • @funkogalleries8342
    @funkogalleries8342 Před 4 lety +439

    This movie sounds like a real sandpaper condom.

    • @Penguinmanereikel
      @Penguinmanereikel Před 4 lety +17

      Atom Gasp more like a sandpaper fleshlight

    • @Usith
      @Usith Před 4 lety +3

      What’s that?

    • @Macapta
      @Macapta Před 4 lety +17

      Yoyo something you should try

    • @JBandZ36
      @JBandZ36 Před 4 lety +4

      @@Penguinmanereikel How... How do you know that?

    • @CasepbX
      @CasepbX Před 4 lety +8

      The lady clearly gets the worse end of that deal.

  • @gabrielgonzales5907
    @gabrielgonzales5907 Před 4 lety +32

    "...the dragon gonna do something to HIS butt hole now?..." LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Donegal62
    @Donegal62 Před 4 lety +8

    "I'm gonna need you to get aallll the way off my back..." Hahahaha.

  • @AsifAAli
    @AsifAAli Před 3 lety +4

    "So she's gonna do famous French line with no context." 😂😂
    I think Ryan is the best thing ever happened to Screen Rant.

  • @carter_lovejoy
    @carter_lovejoy Před 4 lety +56

    Next up: The Mandalorian Season 1, every Quentin Tarantino film and the 2020 Best Picture Nominees! *DEWIT!*

  • @JeremyWS
    @JeremyWS Před 4 lety +66

    "So is this a sequel, a remake, or a prequel?"
    "Yes"
    "Awesome"

    • @OfLegendBorn
      @OfLegendBorn Před 4 lety +4

      Except it's none of those, so your answer is moronic. It's an original adaptation of the novel, which means it's not a sequel, not a remake and definitely not a prequel.

    • @JeremyWS
      @JeremyWS Před 4 lety +12

      @@OfLegendBorn ::
      me: I made a joke and I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about the semantics.
      you: Ok, let me get off your back then.

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf Před 4 lety +4

      @@OfLegendBorn That would make it a remake, or reimaging, a return to the original. Or all three.

    • @jamighanijr8128
      @jamighanijr8128 Před 4 lety +1

      @@OfLegendBorn it is a remake technially. But if you really want to say it's not say its a reboot

    • @OfLegendBorn
      @OfLegendBorn Před 4 lety

      @@jamighanijr8128 A reboot of what? The book? Again, that doesn't make sense. It's an original adaptation, leave it at that.

  • @SilentSpeak
    @SilentSpeak Před rokem +1

    I love how he's always just about to explain something that the producer asked him about but then instead explaining it he just goes need you to get all the way off my back about that

  • @beckman8582
    @beckman8582 Před 4 lety

    Ryan God watching your CZcams video and laughs because this is the level of your humor
    You created a new style of humor I watch your channel all the time .
    Thank you God bless you

  • @sclark615
    @sclark615 Před 4 lety +35

    "Here's the thing about animals, I've done absolutely no research on them" bravo

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 Před 4 lety +142

    "Dragon buttholes are tight!"
    Was this movie sponsored by Bad Dragon?

  • @therealperish4410
    @therealperish4410 Před 4 lety +3

    I love the "I Don't Cares" lol. The best one was the Mario video though. I almost died watching that one.

  • @philbertmill2
    @philbertmill2 Před 4 lety +2

    2:54 "That seems to be what I wrote here..." That is gold!

  • @marquis911
    @marquis911 Před 4 lety +30

    I cannot verbally communicate how much I smiled throughout every single episode I watched.
    You are amazing at this, and please do not stop.

  • @metrunui8224
    @metrunui8224 Před 4 lety +39

    "So you got an animated TV series live action movie adaptation for me?"
    "Yes sir I do, and its called The Last Airbender"
    "Oh wow what happened to the first one"
    "I dont know"

  • @MFields2178
    @MFields2178 Před 4 lety

    Sometimes I watch one of these pitch meeting videos just because it’s been a few days so I watch them again.

  • @ninereeds1810
    @ninereeds1810 Před 4 lety +7

    Ah yes, a Doctor Dolittle adaptation with a massive budget. A fantastic idea that has never been tried before and definitely hasn't resulted in any infamous flops in the past.