This is how to get the Alan Shearer look 👨‍🦲🙋‍♂️

[@Aaron19987]

I think footballers can afford better than Turkey lmao

[@simonhill2797]

As a rising colony of slap heads spokesman I’ve gotta say it’s the easiest haircut ever !!! Never bothered me these last 23 years 😂
If it’s going don’t piss about with hair islands or tufts trying to cling to your vanity … shave the bugger off asap !! Done

[@CedrickTudge]

Shearer was the best at penalties

[@user-yo1ee1ni7p]

Beans on toast

[@markadamson2102]

Yeah the bald is the way foward

[@_Snapper]

You f your hair takes more than 2 minutes to get ready ,shave it

[@PhilgWhitehouse]

Mica man weave

[@PhilgWhitehouse]

Gary we all know u had a hair transplant