JOE ALMOST GOT ROBBED - Joe Rogan

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  • @steveg7066
    @steveg7066 Před 28 dny +25501

    The kid is like "oh, this guy's a karate teacher- he really doesn't have any money" 😂

    • @charliehanchett1431
      @charliehanchett1431 Před 28 dny +622

      Lol. People just don't know, this is so true 99% of the time

    • @sayko9303
      @sayko9303 Před 28 dny +137

      Karate teacher have a lot of money from people who sign there kids for "real karate". Plus karate is different than taeko

    • @Tommy89gunz
      @Tommy89gunz Před 28 dny +108

      🤣 🤣 🤣 he gets paid in gum

    • @tegathemenace
      @tegathemenace Před 28 dny +26

      ​@@sayko9303 you meant fake karate right?

    • @sayko9303
      @sayko9303 Před 28 dny +36

      @@tegathemenace Its fake karate, but the owner make it seem like "real karate"

  • @aarondobbs2958
    @aarondobbs2958 Před měsícem +37525

    Imagine you mug someone and it turns out to be joe rogan.... lmao

    • @JinxMoon13
      @JinxMoon13 Před měsícem +626

      Attempt* to mug someone lmao 😂

    • @One_21
      @One_21 Před měsícem

      He won’t do shit he ain’t a fighter and he’s old as fuck

    • @whearts
      @whearts Před měsícem +105

      What is the meme?
      And then I just started blasting.....

    • @andrewleguillow2525
      @andrewleguillow2525 Před měsícem +44

      Then I would start to look for cameras

    • @YasinTube77
      @YasinTube77 Před měsícem +58

      Imagine he went up and saw joey Diaz do shitkido

  • @nickpapageorgio8529
    @nickpapageorgio8529 Před 19 dny +719

    “A troubled kid tries to rob a Taekwondo instructor but ends up his pupil and fights for Earth in Mortal Kombat”

    • @YungRamo
      @YungRamo Před 10 dny +20

      more of a tekken storyline imo

    • @BowserStrange
      @BowserStrange Před 8 dny +10

      @@YungRamoThat requires an F up family, a cliff or a robot girl with chainsaw arms😂

    • @Madz-fx9qm
      @Madz-fx9qm Před 7 dny +5

      What happens next is shocking

    • @mynamejeff4642
      @mynamejeff4642 Před 3 dny

      Doesn't live to regret it

    • @richarddavis8940
      @richarddavis8940 Před 11 hodinami

      *Netflix enters the chat*

  • @Tom-ob8yb
    @Tom-ob8yb Před 23 dny +1091

    In a group they are tough. One on One Weak.

    • @notclickbait5917
      @notclickbait5917 Před 21 dnem

      the way of uncivil jungle people.

    • @jiggyjay682
      @jiggyjay682 Před 20 dny +8

      IDK Mike Tyson at 12 years old was one of those kids. He then became HW Champ.

    • @LalrinfelaChinzah
      @LalrinfelaChinzah Před 20 dny +22

      Street kid are not tough 1by 1
      Cus D Amato kids beat mike tyson ass very bad in a 1on1
      Mike tyson become the monster we see only because of cus D Amato train him day and night
      Cus D Amato is a legendary trainer in boxing history

    • @Opinionsovshite
      @Opinionsovshite Před 20 dny +19

      Even in a group they are weak.

    • @ozzyozlo5092
      @ozzyozlo5092 Před 20 dny +4

      1000 rats can take down a bear, I saw it once in fleabottom😉

  • @littlebiplop7015
    @littlebiplop7015 Před 28 dny +15568

    Bro got the joe rogan experience

  • @kerrykingcreates
    @kerrykingcreates Před měsícem +28479

    And that’s how Karate Kid got his sensei.

    • @aarondobbs2958
      @aarondobbs2958 Před měsícem +189

      Except no. He was bullied and Mr Miyagi saved him.

    • @andrewleguillow2525
      @andrewleguillow2525 Před měsícem +27

      😂😂😂

    • @cirmonta
      @cirmonta Před měsícem +169

      @@aarondobbs2958 no, the real karate kid is Johnny Lawerence from the Cobra Kai dojo. Who was brutally cheated by an illegal leg kick in the finals of the 1984 All Valley Karate Tournament.

    • @swisscheeseplease97
      @swisscheeseplease97 Před měsícem +26

      It does sound like a story from Cobra Kai or some shit xD

    • @aaaxd1
      @aaaxd1 Před měsícem +12

      Well, Jaiden is black so this would make more sense.

  • @HayabusaOrlando
    @HayabusaOrlando Před 22 dny +48

    Joe should have taught that kid a private class.

  • @n91312
    @n91312 Před 18 dny +34

    It's like every martial arts teacher has this exact same story 💀

  • @everinghall8622
    @everinghall8622 Před 26 dny +2890

    "i teach a martial arts class"
    "Shit man thats rough, here, sounds like you could use 20 bucks"

  • @russellmccloskey8329
    @russellmccloskey8329 Před 26 dny +1587

    Bro almost got a free lesson.

    • @hakshustletv
      @hakshustletv Před 24 dny +25

      Ain't nothing free about that lesson, that's an expensive lesson lol

    • @23rdAGE
      @23rdAGE Před 24 dny +15

      No free healthcare over there 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @huebothedog665
      @huebothedog665 Před 24 dny +5

      @@23rdAGEnothing is free in this world

    • @jrag1000
      @jrag1000 Před 24 dny +1

      Yo

    • @1xBossup
      @1xBossup Před 23 dny +1

      😂😂😂

  • @theonexx762
    @theonexx762 Před 19 dny +154

    Bro embarrassed all the young fake Gs with one story

    • @FiveDORRA
      @FiveDORRA Před 10 dny

      The only thing that's fake is this story,he claims it was in public, there would be loads of CCTV,

  • @theskyw4lker
    @theskyw4lker Před 24 dny +21

    I like how the title say “JOE ALMOST GOT ROBBED” when it should be “JOE NEARLY KILLED SOME KIDS”😂

  • @st-nw7tm
    @st-nw7tm Před měsícem +9357

    It would have been AMAZING if that kid said 'yes' and went into the studio.

    • @Namedonelettere
      @Namedonelettere Před měsícem +90

      That kid today Rob Font

    • @jonfoulkes3160
      @jonfoulkes3160 Před měsícem +36

      It wouldn't though would it? It's veeeery sad to talk like this

    • @bhavesh6758
      @bhavesh6758 Před měsícem +89

      And thus joe became the hidden master of the shadow fang who strikes at darkk on Robbers and turns them into justice guardians better than the pols

    • @RickyPacks
      @RickyPacks Před měsícem

      @@jonfoulkes3160😂🤡🤡

    • @hagestad
      @hagestad Před měsícem

      And it wont be even close to criminals that Joe thought in that school. Joe talked about those openly in quite a few podcasts. Murders , mafia members and such

  • @ObsoleteTechnologies
    @ObsoleteTechnologies Před 28 dny +807

    "Jamie, pull up that video of me kicking a Bears head off."

  • @abstraddic0442
    @abstraddic0442 Před 22 dny +29

    That kid almost got the Joe Rogan experience extravaganza package. Close call kid.😲

  • @robknapp22
    @robknapp22 Před 9 dny +5

    When you see someone that is calm and collected when your threatening them just know that u should rethink your next words.

  • @Yah-God.
    @Yah-God. Před 25 dny +2518

    Kids don't fight anymore. It's all gun play. Even a small tiny kid can take your life.

    • @tagheuerwoods6241
      @tagheuerwoods6241 Před 23 dny +121

      Not if his gets taken away first. These little fuckers will sometimes fall on the wrong person lol

    • @chromenewt
      @chromenewt Před 21 dnem

      In the UK it's all knives. What a lot of those little scrotes don't realise here is there's a growing number of what the US might call Preppers that dress in a way that includes a tool belt, which effectively gives a decent(ish) excuse to carry all kinds of things, one of which being half and full tang carpet knives.
      It's one advantage of having no guns; if you have a decent reason other than fighting then you can carry, plus we only have to outrun the thug, not the lead being fired, if we don't think we can handle the odds.

    • @WeisseDrache
      @WeisseDrache Před 21 dnem +33

      @@tagheuerwoods6241
      True, but they'd need to be in close.
      They don't always come within
      an arm's reach. :/

    • @nsd8057
      @nsd8057 Před 21 dnem +27

      Joe Rogan is smaller and more tiny than most of kids lol

    • @MAGApatriot444
      @MAGApatriot444 Před 21 dnem +49

      Yep and that’s why the parents need charged as well
      It’s literally the parents that created the trash that affects others

  • @justinpoll1642
    @justinpoll1642 Před 28 dny +2063

    Him being so calm while the kid is trying to rob him should’ve been a red flag😂

    • @terrancemacklin417
      @terrancemacklin417 Před 27 dny +24

      I think the kid saw the flag 😂😂

    • @tomtraynor5384
      @tomtraynor5384 Před 27 dny +41

      @@tre641 Well if YOU never heard of it--that's IT then. Gotcha.

    • @kevinselim
      @kevinselim Před 27 dny +1

      A spinning high kick would have been nice though.. 😂

    • @JohnGenova
      @JohnGenova Před 27 dny +11

      @@tre641kid probably just had a knife and still didnt want smoke

    • @user-iy8gn3gn3m
      @user-iy8gn3gn3m Před 27 dny +4

      He was a kid trying to rob an adult, so obviously he didn't take him seriously

  • @sanguebao4478
    @sanguebao4478 Před 8 dny +2

    "Man these martial arts surely are better than my saturday night special"

  • @Z_RLBXY
    @Z_RLBXY Před 6 dny +3

    Joe is never a loser in his stories.

  • @jonathanryan2915
    @jonathanryan2915 Před 27 dny +1677

    Staying calm is a huge power move

    • @PatrickArcato
      @PatrickArcato Před 27 dny +9

      Believing influencers 😂😂😂 imagine being that gullible

    • @robertromero8094
      @robertromero8094 Před 27 dny +6

      It didn't work lol if the door was a block farther hed be fighting kids

    • @streamplug3390
      @streamplug3390 Před 27 dny +8

      @@PatrickArcatothat’s joe Rogan…

    • @Lt_Piffington
      @Lt_Piffington Před 27 dny +11

      ​@@PatrickArcatobruh... you missing all the chromosomes

    • @theprimagen
      @theprimagen Před 26 dny

      @@PatrickArcatoi knew some dipsh*t would comment something like this i just didn’t realize it’d be so soon

  • @RealVidiVinci
    @RealVidiVinci Před 28 dny +1158

    "If you want to take something how about you take my class"

  • @bens11kleij44
    @bens11kleij44 Před 24 dny +57

    Our teacher was ambushed by 4 persons at a busstop. He couldn't walk away.
    After 2 min there where 4 men on the ground. A couple watched this and saved him from the dutch police. Telling he only defended himself.

    • @2blazedinfl
      @2blazedinfl Před 22 dny +6

      @jealousyisweakness no bad on the cops for going after the guy defending himself.
      innocent until proven guilty, if you can prove you're innocent

    • @JohnDoe-jt5lb
      @JohnDoe-jt5lb Před 20 dny

      What did he teach?

    • @2blazedinfl
      @2blazedinfl Před 20 dny +7

      @@JohnDoe-jt5lb he teaches what happens when you F around...
      those guy found out

    • @Yannickille
      @Yannickille Před 20 dny

      Did the police arrest the 4 guys?

    • @bens11kleij44
      @bens11kleij44 Před 20 dny +2

      @@Yannickille
      No!

  • @boneheadbill9976
    @boneheadbill9976 Před 18 dny +3

    I wonder if there was a bear teaching taekwondo in there.

    • @jimmysandonato3403
      @jimmysandonato3403 Před 4 dny

      The bear teaches during the summer the wolf teaches during the winter and joey Diaz over sees class the whole year

  • @user-pb1zd3pr4i
    @user-pb1zd3pr4i Před 29 dny +4283

    Respect can save your life

    • @MrWoodcutting
      @MrWoodcutting Před 29 dny +38

      Explain how you can respectfully mug someone? (Generally curious)
      edit: because it’s impossible in my mind, I was generally curious.

    • @loveu5045
      @loveu5045 Před 29 dny +60

      Nonsense. Have a loaded gun and you'll be just fine.
      My grandpa is 84 and well because he carries a gun with him all the time.

    • @YoyooTime
      @YoyooTime Před 29 dny +27

      @@MrWoodcuttingget your head out of your bum you didn’t understand his comment lol just say that

    • @imdevzii
      @imdevzii Před 29 dny +15

      Nah he was scared is what it was it wasn’t respect lol let’s be real and stop the cap

    • @clintonharvey2384
      @clintonharvey2384 Před 29 dny +4

      It’s a fake story genius

  • @rafiqhendricks6904
    @rafiqhendricks6904 Před 29 dny +2462

    Moral of the story, Joe's got money 💰

  • @ravcreed
    @ravcreed Před 21 dnem +2

    I'm sure we all can guess what the kids looked like with incredible accuracy.

    • @jimmysandonato3403
      @jimmysandonato3403 Před 4 dny

      I'm just picturing Pete Davidson and Timothy chaloman's shitty sound cloud rapper characters from those SNL skits

  • @l.blanton3019
    @l.blanton3019 Před 24 dny +4

    Joe was gonna catch a battery charge on 5 street punks!😂😂😂

  • @Henchman1977
    @Henchman1977 Před 28 dny +597

    He then invited the kid in to take his class and changed that kid's life. That kid was Jamie.

  • @nickstreeservice4454
    @nickstreeservice4454 Před 28 dny +1036

    90 % mental to shut someone down. . 10% physical

    • @pio7763
      @pio7763 Před 28 dny +12

      This kid evidently didn't care. Joe escape to the building that's what save him.

    • @Short1794
      @Short1794 Před 28 dny +48

      @@pio7763 he doesn't have to care to get his head kicked off

    • @robertchiarizia9463
      @robertchiarizia9463 Před 28 dny +8

      @@Short1794facts

    • @twistedconversations782
      @twistedconversations782 Před 28 dny +6

      99 percent Blinky 1 percent is the 7lbs of pressure 😂😂😂😂 everyone got a tough guy story 😂😂😂😂

    • @cameltoelicker-rv6po
      @cameltoelicker-rv6po Před 28 dny

      Yup

  • @The_voices_are_getting_louder_

    Try not to cap challenge

  • @seagok122
    @seagok122 Před 5 dny

    The way he's saying "kids" to the robbers shows how much confident he was😂

  • @FeloniousSavage
    @FeloniousSavage Před měsícem +1130

    Joe Rogan should open his own taekwondo studio and name it "The Dough-Joe" 😂😂😂

    • @chrisbreezy4496
      @chrisbreezy4496 Před měsícem

      ☠️☠️🤣🤣☠️☠️🤣🤣☠️☠️🤣🤣☠️☠️🤣☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️

    • @jamescorfield534
      @jamescorfield534 Před měsícem +22

      Buahahahahaha that’s a good one!!!!

    • @austinlee4156
      @austinlee4156 Před měsícem +6

      American dad has the better joke about dojo Biden always makes me laugh

    • @dmar5565
      @dmar5565 Před měsícem +10

      Underrated bro! 😂

    • @bobcoburn5238
      @bobcoburn5238 Před měsícem +8

      This deserves far more likes than it has.

  • @JigglePhysicsX
    @JigglePhysicsX Před 27 dny +311

    Being a monster with self restraint is absolutely badass.

    • @Cp_9900
      @Cp_9900 Před 26 dny +6

      Gay

    • @BertJonesSon
      @BertJonesSon Před 26 dny +2

      Damn I know... one day I hope to stand strong in the face of adversary... one day, need more training

    • @markrayanvaldez4136
      @markrayanvaldez4136 Před 26 dny +1

      Not until the kid shows a gun

    • @b_ail1999
      @b_ail1999 Před 26 dny

      Joe Rohan monster 😂

    • @Rich_P_Anya
      @Rich_P_Anya Před 24 dny

      ​@@Cp_9900fighting in the street is very G and so is Joe

  • @shawnmack1095
    @shawnmack1095 Před 6 dny +1

    Imagine being seconds from having your head kicked off 🤣 😂

  • @LukangWs
    @LukangWs Před dnem

    The bro was thinking "oh, he really is broke"😂

  • @goodkarma6951
    @goodkarma6951 Před měsícem +1947

    Whenever a man is calm in the midst of confrontation. BE AFRAID

    • @oofwhite1159
      @oofwhite1159 Před měsícem +37

      Unless he’s just stupid

    • @That-guy-here
      @That-guy-here Před měsícem +12

      @@oofwhite1159that’s confidence

    • @gabehill8062
      @gabehill8062 Před měsícem +14

      No, like the kid in this story was confident because he was stupid but once he realized joe knew mma he was scared because he had no confidence ​@@That-guy-here

    • @David-xm4jh
      @David-xm4jh Před měsícem

      im gonna touch u

    • @FRRRRRRR.
      @FRRRRRRR. Před měsícem +5

      ​@@gabehill8062 taekwondo*

  • @JarrenHunt
    @JarrenHunt Před 26 dny +437

    That kids jaw and ribs got saved from 2 years of rehab because of kindness right there

    • @markredford84
      @markredford84 Před 25 dny

      Midget rogan would have done nothing 😂

    • @stunnin420ify
      @stunnin420ify Před 25 dny +1

      There was 7 or 8 of them

    • @philipdratcliffe9648
      @philipdratcliffe9648 Před 24 dny +2

      Your jaw hard at work with that but hugging right there boy

    • @JarrenHunt
      @JarrenHunt Před 24 dny +4

      @@philipdratcliffe9648 What? lmao You’re right, some kid would definitely have done well against a super fast and capable pro fighter in the early 80’s. He was already at nationals for TKD KO’ing people and had a handful of pro KB fights at that time.

    • @thatboi9740
      @thatboi9740 Před 24 dny +5

      @@JarrenHunt These guys have 0 idea how it really goes. I know amateurs who trained muay thai for 5+ years and all it takes in most fights is one punch and they put people to sleep. Obviously not against other fighters, but the average hoodlum is skinny and drug addicted.

  • @catsofstyle4475
    @catsofstyle4475 Před 12 dny +3

    I’ll take things that never happened for $500, Alex!

  • @I....l....I
    @I....l....I Před 7 dny

    "hey no fair, this guy knows karate"

  • @BigPaulie_DaMenace192
    @BigPaulie_DaMenace192 Před 27 dny +628

    I love this. Real Power is when you know that you can fuck somebody up but instead you walk away from the situation. Thats real Strength

    • @Muskogee
      @Muskogee Před 27 dny

      Real power will get you killed.

    • @armondtanz
      @armondtanz Před 27 dny +7

      Have u been watching schindler's list?

    • @BigPaulie_DaMenace192
      @BigPaulie_DaMenace192 Před 27 dny +5

      @@armondtanz a very long time ago. I barely remember the film though. Why do you ask?

    • @armondtanz
      @armondtanz Před 27 dny +15

      @@BigPaulie_DaMenace192 Its what schindler says to goeth to stop him on his insane rampage of horror, he almost says it as a way of tricking him.
      Like if i tell him this story he might lay of the brutality.
      Very clever part of the film

    • @kevinotah
      @kevinotah Před 27 dny

      ​@@armondtanz Power is when you have every justification to kill a man but you don't

  • @syckness7047
    @syckness7047 Před 29 dny +615

    That “okay” said it all 😂😂😂😂

  • @613tv8
    @613tv8 Před 3 dny

    Joe's like the real life Clint Eastwood from Gran Torino

  • @davidbowser3181
    @davidbowser3181 Před měsícem +4191

    Joe didn't almost get robbed. Joe almost robbed the robber of his life.

    • @cloudyshades8983
      @cloudyshades8983 Před měsícem +20

      Joes the type of guy to share a story about being punked by a kid and trying to look tough 😂😂. Wasn’t so tough when UFC fighter were calling him out quick to apologize

    • @joeyboii2k8
      @joeyboii2k8 Před měsícem

      @@cloudyshades8983 head knock your head clean off ya shoulders though bro 😂 he doesn’t act tough at all

    • @kosco1151
      @kosco1151 Před měsícem +4

      The robber, almost become a jobber.

    • @Chris-pg7qg
      @Chris-pg7qg Před měsícem +1

      Glaze

    • @pauldack5129
      @pauldack5129 Před měsícem +4

      The mugger caught a break instead of catching those hands/ feet.

  • @Singara44
    @Singara44 Před 27 dny +343

    "Shitty kids" 🤣🤣🤣had me dying

    • @Shlogger
      @Shlogger Před 27 dny

      scumbags.... lol

    • @full---movie
      @full---movie Před 27 dny +23

      Urban yoofs

    • @sirKonradical
      @sirKonradical Před 27 dny +11

      @@full---movie You're gonna hate statistics

    • @full---movie
      @full---movie Před 27 dny +6

      @@sirKonradical
      Per capita statistics?

    • @sirKonradical
      @sirKonradical Před 27 dny

      @@full---movie Yes, per capita, white males commit more crimes on average. Except homicide

  • @Vern9000
    @Vern9000 Před 3 dny

    That's why we all say what o'malley does. We fucking love you Joe Rogan

  • @user-uu6nh7yl6b
    @user-uu6nh7yl6b Před 3 dny

    Martial arts is one of the best things a person could learn. Most Martial artists are disciplined and use emotion intelligience. Thats why its hard to beat them.

  • @TK-rz6ni
    @TK-rz6ni Před 27 dny +240

    “I’ll just take your money”
    “Okay 🔫🙂”

  • @drjqool
    @drjqool Před 29 dny +141

    reminds me of that gentlemen scene
    "ya'll proper highway man. tough lads." lol

    • @OfDaSouth
      @OfDaSouth Před 28 dny +28

      "proper NAUGHTY boys"

    • @Thummusb1222
      @Thummusb1222 Před 28 dny +2

      Doesn't say yall

    • @Mopark25
      @Mopark25 Před 28 dny +6

      The scene with Colin Farrell or Charlie Humnan 😂

    • @StrobeFireStudios
      @StrobeFireStudios Před 28 dny +10

      road men, gangsters, proper naughty boys!" - exactly mate hahahaha!

    • @LordBLB
      @LordBLB Před 28 dny +10

      @@OfDaSouth "Kids stab. Girls shoot. Boys punch. Grown-ups fight with their heads. That's where the real battle is. Up here... in the gray."

  • @user-zd5sz2pv9y
    @user-zd5sz2pv9y Před 18 dny

    I'm an ex Royal Marine. SBS. My son wants to start MMA. I called the teacher. Matt. A real gentleman. Asked him to take care of my boy.

  • @JohnWiku
    @JohnWiku Před 19 dny

    Bro almost gave you the spoils of his latest robbery the moment you said you were a martial arts teacher 😂😂

  • @joshuamorgan39
    @joshuamorgan39 Před měsícem +190

    Why is this unbelievable to people? I watched my dad beat the brakes off this dude that tried to steal his truck, and he wasnt a taekwondo champion. Some people just have a fighters spirit and dont put up with peoples shit.

    • @Frank.av3c
      @Frank.av3c Před měsícem +13

      Probably people who live in their bubble

    • @99dirtdoa
      @99dirtdoa Před měsícem +35

      ⁠so true, people who have never seen anything in their life just assuming everything is bullshit

    • @beansdestroyer
      @beansdestroyer Před 29 dny +7

      its redditors

    • @paulbell4062
      @paulbell4062 Před 29 dny +5

      ​@@99dirtdoa just what I was thinking have seen some strange things in my 58 years 😊

    • @rvx5392
      @rvx5392 Před 28 dny +11

      yeah kids trying to rob a buff guy in front of taekwondo center that makes sense

  • @RexWu
    @RexWu Před 29 dny +342

    That kid questioned his whole life that day lol.

    • @kingiam9271
      @kingiam9271 Před 29 dny +1

      Dumb

    • @turalmirzaliev1232
      @turalmirzaliev1232 Před 29 dny

      No
      He just thought "OK let's find someone easier to rob" you 🤡

    • @jensenraylight8011
      @jensenraylight8011 Před 28 dny +1

      That kid definitely live in a Cave, like everyone knows how Joe Rogan looks like

    • @jflack6
      @jflack6 Před 28 dny

      He probably didn’t. He probably had those dead eyes like a shark. If he had no idea who little-big Joe Rogan was, he isn’t living a life of just chillin. It’s another antisocial, raised by momma, no mentor having, entitled race-hyper thug who about lost his hearing.

    • @user-ns5yn8ux2u
      @user-ns5yn8ux2u Před 28 dny +2

      I bet you he didn't

  • @AnthonyNoah-xt2gt
    @AnthonyNoah-xt2gt Před 4 dny

    Bro who invented ninja logos to join this guy

  • @oGTizL
    @oGTizL Před 11 dny

    Joe living a movie fr 🥶😂

  • @theultimatenewplayer9341
    @theultimatenewplayer9341 Před měsícem +909

    If Hollywood were to do a total remake of karate kid, this should be the backbone of the new draft.

  • @KJKP
    @KJKP Před 28 dny +164

    I thought this was going to be the origin story of modern day Cobra Kai.

  • @johnrutherford1650
    @johnrutherford1650 Před 7 dny

    Disrespectful kids need to have the first choice!

  • @user-ru7nl5gy8o
    @user-ru7nl5gy8o Před 7 dny

    Love his calmness

  • @patrickhall1277
    @patrickhall1277 Před 29 dny +9

    Honestly sounds like a fake story to me

  • @forceddisclosure818
    @forceddisclosure818 Před 29 dny +336

    "Shhtreet kids.. Shhitty kids" 🤣 DEAD...ONG

    • @nostradamus7648
      @nostradamus7648 Před 29 dny

      Shitty Wok 😂

    • @rickyjayster2586
      @rickyjayster2586 Před 29 dny +19

      Background proceeds to show black kids lol effing Jamie pulled it up probably

    • @eight8muzik
      @eight8muzik Před 29 dny +17

      @@rickyjayster2586 Accuracy is important. xD

    • @T.Sullivan
      @T.Sullivan Před 29 dny +11

      ​@rickyjayster2586 that's what it is more than likely numbers don't lie

    • @snorlaxcom
      @snorlaxcom Před 29 dny +8

      Spoiler he was black

  • @JeroMuscleMoto
    @JeroMuscleMoto Před 21 dnem

    That's literally the plot from The Gentlemen from Guy Ritchie 😂

  • @rikshaw2233
    @rikshaw2233 Před 8 dny

    That Kid almost got a Lesson in Street Justice, He may Never have Survived.💀

  • @MysticMetals92
    @MysticMetals92 Před 28 dny +356

    Imagine being 13 years old. And a young Joe Rogan being your instructor.

    • @mackhomie6
      @mackhomie6 Před 27 dny +4

      You'd be able to get all your pressing Fear Factor questions answered

    • @truegamer2819
      @truegamer2819 Před 27 dny

      im pretty sure that was a reality for Joe, not trying to come on here to debate with you bro

  • @poindextertunes
    @poindextertunes Před 25 dny +267

    “Do you wanna come up?” 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
    That line was fxcking cold blooded and said so much while using so little words

  • @retroduck3139
    @retroduck3139 Před 20 dny

    Bro really said nah imma do my own thing

  • @nospamful
    @nospamful Před 7 dny

    Option A would have been a good story

  • @podawe8051
    @podawe8051 Před 27 dny +225

    Why were they trying to mug people outside of a karate dojo that's like trying to rob a gun store

    • @energydriver46
      @energydriver46 Před 25 dny +33

      You’re assuming they have common sense lol

    • @onelifetolive927
      @onelifetolive927 Před 25 dny +8

      And yet people do that occasionally.

    • @YeshuaIsTheTruth
      @YeshuaIsTheTruth Před 25 dny +9

      Criminals aren't the smartest

    • @Moaks077
      @Moaks077 Před 25 dny

      Anyone with half a brain typically doesn’t have to resort to being a criminal.

    • @supramanx1997
      @supramanx1997 Před 25 dny +2

      Well, the difference is there's a chance One is theatrics, and the other readily shoots hot lead kissing the sound barrier right from your hip or pocket.

  • @akshayjaggi4686
    @akshayjaggi4686 Před 29 dny +20

    Imagine the kid said " hey are u the BEAR obsessed man ?? " 😭😭

  • @joefitzpatrick7405
    @joefitzpatrick7405 Před 22 dny

    I love Joe Rogan he’s always so calm about everything

  • @LecksMoney
    @LecksMoney Před 16 dny

    Forget Ngannou's punch... that kid nearly for got that Joe Rogan side kick from hell 💀

  • @albundy9904
    @albundy9904 Před měsícem +24

    That kid's hesitation just saved his own life from joe

    • @Muskogee
      @Muskogee Před 27 dny

      The kid was joking with him. The lie told, he said it was other kids. He talked to one. Pay attention. If kids really wanted to rob him in a bad neighborhood. He would have gave up him money or died. No man defeated a bullet yet.

  • @PhillipMadden-uk4fy
    @PhillipMadden-uk4fy Před 28 dny +107

    Thats why i love physical training of any kind, it not only builds physical power but also teaches control restraint and a thorough thought process.

    • @Santos-px7ep
      @Santos-px7ep Před 28 dny +6

      Not really all the guy that I met that box do not have anything you mentioned they were cocky with big ego talked like they were better then everyone and always want to start shit just cause they think they can box😂

    • @ilteschio8244
      @ilteschio8244 Před 28 dny +9

      ​​@@Santos-px7ep any respectable boxing Gym would not allow this kind of thing fly, Just so you know

    • @PhillipMadden-uk4fy
      @PhillipMadden-uk4fy Před 28 dny +4

      My apologies, I forgot the difference between my generation and the things that call themselves fighers now💪let me rephrase. REAL fighters have a above average measure of control, the "fighters" today are little more that vicious dogs with no structure.

    • @DetroitFettyghost
      @DetroitFettyghost Před 28 dny +3

      ​@@PhillipMadden-uk4fysad but true my guy

    • @aldotheapache
      @aldotheapache Před 28 dny

      @@Santos-px7epand that’s why wrestling/grappling is essential

  • @Riareos
    @Riareos Před 9 dny +1

    I still remember this news story when I was younger where a couple of kids tried to rob this older man, (like in his 70's) and he beat them all to a pulp because he was a golden glove boxer. 😅

  • @thomasuga5708
    @thomasuga5708 Před 24 dny

    Joe handled that like a man respect 🫡

  • @Week-EndWarrior
    @Week-EndWarrior Před 28 dny +36

    Joe didn’t almost get robbed, that kid almost got an assist whoopin

  • @Ace_52
    @Ace_52 Před 29 dny +12

    That kid had a near joe rogan experience

  • @stevenadenpde2342
    @stevenadenpde2342 Před 3 dny

    I want ,I need that calmness..My mind be tripping..

  • @puffinstein
    @puffinstein Před 22 dny +1

    He handled it like a champion, he has the right to call them shity kids because they were trying to rob him. And I've seen Joe Rogan kick somebody's head off before so he is not grandstanding when he's talking tough. The one thing I'll say though is probably 5 out of the seven kids let's say when they get older, will regret a lot of the stuff that they did when they were younger and that's as long as they start to walk the straight and narrow. Plus the right move was just going in the dojo. "You don't have nothing to prove Joe Rogan" in my Chappelle voice. Joe Handled it like a man plus you don't want to find out one of them has a firearm while you can't get into that dojo. Stay blessed! glad nothing escalated

  • @troymillion8510
    @troymillion8510 Před 27 dny +58

    He showed great restraint!

  • @mackn5299
    @mackn5299 Před měsícem +895

    I could see Joe legit letting him in and teaching him how real men act Joe is the kinda man we should all aspire to be respect

    • @Geojr815
      @Geojr815 Před měsícem +27

      Yeah it’s too bad how much hate he gets because everyone has to be seen as a political figure and divisive these days. Same with Elon

    • @ryand8293
      @ryand8293 Před měsícem +2

      Lol to you

    • @ryand8293
      @ryand8293 Před měsícem +3

      ​ @@Geojr815 and you 😂

    • @Geojr815
      @Geojr815 Před měsícem +1

      @@ryand8293 huh?

    • @mattpack8964
      @mattpack8964 Před měsícem +1

      @@Geojr815YOU

  • @rhylpancakesph
    @rhylpancakesph Před 23 dny

    that kid didn't see JoeRogan spinning-back-kick video yet 😅😂

  • @SP-ot6zj
    @SP-ot6zj Před 23 dny +1

    This is the man you don’t want to mess with trust me

  • @sharpshooter012345
    @sharpshooter012345 Před 27 dny +70

    "You got 20 bucks you can lend me"
    "I got a lot more than 20 bucks, a..."

    • @mickvd4
      @mickvd4 Před 27 dny +2

      "Yo gramps, where u going?"

    • @user-sn3ek4vj2j
      @user-sn3ek4vj2j Před 27 dny

      Yep I got 20 bucks 👊👊👊 right in the kisser 😂 I didn't say dollars I said bucks. 🤭🤭

    • @nickb1892
      @nickb1892 Před 26 dny

      Sorry, I only have 1 heel
      Huh?
      *Spinning back kick like a sledge hammer*
      Nighty night, enjoy your sleep dummy.

    • @thenarsian
      @thenarsian Před 25 dny

      Sorry, I only have hundreds. I can't make change.

  • @masandezwezwe1770
    @masandezwezwe1770 Před 27 dny +87

    "like.. sh**ty kids" 😂😂 Joe Rogan never fails to paint you an HD picture

  • @monkeylife2318
    @monkeylife2318 Před 24 dny

    As a good teacher he left the street's kids in the street in front of the dojo to test his student😂.

  • @poetrywitharts6443
    @poetrywitharts6443 Před 23 dny

    " I go okay" Gave me chills

  • @lilsmurfp.2046
    @lilsmurfp.2046 Před 24 dny

    This is joe 2 days without weed.

  • @BobbyMacblain14
    @BobbyMacblain14 Před měsícem +144

    Kid had no idea who he was talking to. Joes kicks are horrifying lmfao 🤣

    • @Justme-lq3wv
      @Justme-lq3wv Před měsícem +7

      This is the comment I was looking for, those kicks WOW
      if you know you know an don't want non of it

    • @perkiewitthelean751
      @perkiewitthelean751 Před měsícem +7

      When I was about 18 this kid who just knew a little about fighting blew my head off with one of his head kicks, almost put me out, he was about 15% the size of joe, if joe hit you with one of his head kicks me personally I’m dying on the spot I couldn’t take another head kick after that last one I got 😂😂😂 ( I was innocent too they tried to rob us )

    • @vinny2459
      @vinny2459 Před měsícem +3

      Horrifying af

    • @mattburnett4185
      @mattburnett4185 Před měsícem +3

      Like a 12 guage

    • @talion7268
      @talion7268 Před měsícem +3

      I mean they sound like shotgun shots they definitely have a huge amount of power behind them

  • @leom7
    @leom7 Před 25 dny +40

    I've gotten out of fights by mentioning I've practiced MMA for over 18 years, it makes people reconsider their plans😸

    • @dashien2605
      @dashien2605 Před 7 dny +1

      9/10 people will back away unless that 1 person is brave enough

    • @Frank7489
      @Frank7489 Před 4 dny +1

      So does that mean I can get out of fights by just telling ppl that? You know, instead of actually doing the training

    • @khanwebb172
      @khanwebb172 Před 3 dny

      Been training MMA for 18 years and only 15 years old, such an inspiration!

    • @zzzzzygaming
      @zzzzzygaming Před 2 dny +1

      ​@@dashien2605either brave... or dumb enough to find out 😂

    • @dashien2605
      @dashien2605 Před 2 dny

      @@zzzzzygaming 😂unless it comes to someone I love, id respectfully back away from the fight

  • @colorfulconch7745
    @colorfulconch7745 Před 21 dnem

    He didn’t almost get robbed. He almost had to teach a kid a lesson.

  • @jaycasado5029
    @jaycasado5029 Před 28 dny +21

    Sounds like a Hero origin story 😂

  • @RK-ow6zt
    @RK-ow6zt Před měsícem +42

    Knowing you can and you don’t.. that’s someone that has their emotions in check.. nice 👍🏽

    • @wulf67
      @wulf67 Před 28 dny +1

      It’s also someone who knows that jiu jitsu is literally nothing against four possibly armed robbers.

    • @ItchyKneeSon
      @ItchyKneeSon Před 28 dny +1

      @@wulf67 He taught Tae Kwon Do...

  • @user-iz6om9xd1m
    @user-iz6om9xd1m Před 18 dny

    That was a lesson where joe learnt some wisdom

  • @rjb6327
    @rjb6327 Před 20 dny

    He handled that, the way my Black belt Grandson teaches.

  • @c.nova8818
    @c.nova8818 Před 25 dny +56

    This is a scene from “the gentlemen” 😂

    • @andreagrazianodibenedetto1464
      @andreagrazianodibenedetto1464 Před 22 dny +2

      sounds about right :D

    • @MrFocusSA
      @MrFocusSA Před 21 dnem +3

      Mr. Colin Farrel xd

    • @Jdht-ldn
      @Jdht-ldn Před 18 dny +4

      Tragic the amount of virgins who believe this story in the comments. They’re even having in depth discussions about it 😭

    • @RedHeadRGR
      @RedHeadRGR Před 17 dny +1

      ​@@Jdht-ldnyou're the real virgin here, if you think not having watched a random movie equals to being a virgin 😂😂

    • @Jdht-ldn
      @Jdht-ldn Před 17 dny +3

      @@RedHeadRGR I haven’t watched the movie nor did I know about the scene. Rogan’s story seemed pretty fictional to me and I found it quite funny that someone pointed out this exact thing happened in a film coincidentally. But go ahead mate, believe everything you get told on the internet and anything that gets brought up on JRE for that matter 👍🏼

  • @brianperry6899
    @brianperry6899 Před 27 dny +181

    Joes eyes whenever he thinks about inflicting harm is wild. I’ve seen it in his eyes multiple times. He goes to a dark place

    • @JChrizzo62295
      @JChrizzo62295 Před 26 dny +5

      that Bill Burr clip is hilarious but real af

    • @lucifero726
      @lucifero726 Před 26 dny +21

      How you felt after saying that👿👿🔥🔥🥵🥵

    • @user-cs1mc4vg7q
      @user-cs1mc4vg7q Před 26 dny

      Many of us go to a dark place when it comes to bullies. How much satisfaction do you get when you see the s* heads on movies get what’s coming to them, from someone worse than they are? How many times have you felt satisfaction when you gave a horrible human being exactly what they begged for? I’m not a big guy and I’ve had many people try to bully me, but I grew up fighting and I didn’t mind showing them I prefer friendship, but I can make you think twice about f* with me ever again.

    • @ktmzuk
      @ktmzuk Před 26 dny

      ​@JChrizzo62295 his eyes in that are DARK man

    • @poindextertunes
      @poindextertunes Před 25 dny +1

      “black eyes, like dolls eyes…” 😂

  • @danhiggins5393
    @danhiggins5393 Před dnem

    I saw something similar at a kickboxing gym. A couple of bikers were waiting outside to join the gym when the instructor walked up to the door. The instructor was kind of nerdy and the bikers were snickering and rolling their eyes at him thinking he was a student. It was funny watching their expressions when they got inside and realized he was a former pro kickboxer and was coaching the class

  • @altr9840
    @altr9840 Před 21 dnem

    Imagine Joe kicking his head off, and yelling "OHH, HES HURT."

  • @nitroxide17
    @nitroxide17 Před 26 dny +8

    Keeping your cool is a flex 💪