JOE ALMOST GOT ROBBED - Joe Rogan

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  • @steveg7066
    @steveg7066 Před 21 dnem +23285

    The kid is like "oh, this guy's a karate teacher- he really doesn't have any money" 😂

    • @charliehanchett1431
      @charliehanchett1431 Před 21 dnem +559

      Lol. People just don't know, this is so true 99% of the time

    • @sayko9303
      @sayko9303 Před 21 dnem +113

      Karate teacher have a lot of money from people who sign there kids for "real karate". Plus karate is different than taeko

    • @Tommy89gunz
      @Tommy89gunz Před 21 dnem +93

      🤣 🤣 🤣 he gets paid in gum

    • @tegathemenace
      @tegathemenace Před 21 dnem +21

      ​@@sayko9303 you meant fake karate right?

    • @sayko9303
      @sayko9303 Před 21 dnem +29

      @@tegathemenace Its fake karate, but the owner make it seem like "real karate"

  • @littlebiplop7015
    @littlebiplop7015 Před 21 dnem +14578

    Bro got the joe rogan experience

  • @Yah-God.
    @Yah-God. Před 17 dny +1968

    Kids don't fight anymore. It's all gun play. Even a small tiny kid can take your life.

    • @tagheuerwoods6241
      @tagheuerwoods6241 Před 15 dny +92

      Not if his gets taken away first. These little fuckers will sometimes fall on the wrong person lol

    • @chromenewt
      @chromenewt Před 14 dny

      In the UK it's all knives. What a lot of those little scrotes don't realise here is there's a growing number of what the US might call Preppers that dress in a way that includes a tool belt, which effectively gives a decent(ish) excuse to carry all kinds of things, one of which being half and full tang carpet knives.
      It's one advantage of having no guns; if you have a decent reason other than fighting then you can carry, plus we only have to outrun the thug, not the lead being fired, if we don't think we can handle the odds.

    • @WeisseDrache
      @WeisseDrache Před 13 dny +26

      @@tagheuerwoods6241
      True, but they'd need to be in close.
      They don't always come within
      an arm's reach. :/

    • @nsd8057
      @nsd8057 Před 13 dny +25

      Joe Rogan is smaller and more tiny than most of kids lol

    • @MAGApatriot444
      @MAGApatriot444 Před 13 dny +36

      Yep and that’s why the parents need charged as well
      It’s literally the parents that created the trash that affects others

  • @nickpapageorgio8529
    @nickpapageorgio8529 Před 11 dny +201

    “A troubled kid tries to rob a Taekwondo instructor but ends up his pupil and fights for Earth in Mortal Kombat”

    • @YungRamo
      @YungRamo Před 2 dny +5

      more of a tekken storyline imo

    • @BowserStrange
      @BowserStrange Před dnem +3

      @@YungRamoThat requires an F up family, a cliff or a robot girl with chainsaw arms😂

    • @Madz-fx9qm
      @Madz-fx9qm Před 5 hodinami

      What happens next is shocking

  • @aarondobbs2958
    @aarondobbs2958 Před 26 dny +36979

    Imagine you mug someone and it turns out to be joe rogan.... lmao

    • @JinxMoon13
      @JinxMoon13 Před 25 dny +618

      Attempt* to mug someone lmao 😂

    • @One_21
      @One_21 Před 25 dny

      He won’t do shit he ain’t a fighter and he’s old as fuck

    • @whearts
      @whearts Před 25 dny +103

      What is the meme?
      And then I just started blasting.....

    • @andrewleguillow2525
      @andrewleguillow2525 Před 24 dny +44

      Then I would start to look for cameras

    • @YasinTube77
      @YasinTube77 Před 24 dny +58

      Imagine he went up and saw joey Diaz do shitkido

  • @kerrykingcreates
    @kerrykingcreates Před 26 dny +28308

    And that’s how Karate Kid got his sensei.

    • @aarondobbs2958
      @aarondobbs2958 Před 26 dny +182

      Except no. He was bullied and Mr Miyagi saved him.

    • @andrewleguillow2525
      @andrewleguillow2525 Před 24 dny +26

      😂😂😂

    • @cirmonta
      @cirmonta Před 24 dny +162

      @@aarondobbs2958 no, the real karate kid is Johnny Lawerence from the Cobra Kai dojo. Who was brutally cheated by an illegal leg kick in the finals of the 1984 All Valley Karate Tournament.

    • @swisscheeseplease97
      @swisscheeseplease97 Před 24 dny +24

      It does sound like a story from Cobra Kai or some shit xD

    • @aaaxd1
      @aaaxd1 Před 24 dny +12

      Well, Jaiden is black so this would make more sense.

  • @Tom-ob8yb
    @Tom-ob8yb Před 16 dny +861

    In a group they are tough. One on One Weak.

    • @notclickbait5917
      @notclickbait5917 Před 13 dny

      the way of uncivil jungle people.

    • @jiggyjay682
      @jiggyjay682 Před 12 dny +4

      IDK Mike Tyson at 12 years old was one of those kids. He then became HW Champ.

    • @LalrinfelaChinzah
      @LalrinfelaChinzah Před 12 dny +15

      Street kid are not tough 1by 1
      Cus D Amato kids beat mike tyson ass very bad in a 1on1
      Mike tyson become the monster we see only because of cus D Amato train him day and night
      Cus D Amato is a legendary trainer in boxing history

    • @Opinionsovshite
      @Opinionsovshite Před 12 dny +17

      Even in a group they are weak.

    • @ozzyozlo5092
      @ozzyozlo5092 Před 12 dny +3

      1000 rats can take down a bear, I saw it once in fleabottom😉

  • @theonexx762
    @theonexx762 Před 12 dny +81

    Bro embarrassed all the young fake Gs with one story

    • @FiveDORRA
      @FiveDORRA Před 3 dny

      The only thing that's fake is this story,he claims it was in public, there would be loads of CCTV,

  • @everinghall8622
    @everinghall8622 Před 19 dny +2747

    "i teach a martial arts class"
    "Shit man thats rough, here, sounds like you could use 20 bucks"

  • @russellmccloskey8329
    @russellmccloskey8329 Před 19 dny +1503

    Bro almost got a free lesson.

    • @hakshustletv
      @hakshustletv Před 17 dny +21

      Ain't nothing free about that lesson, that's an expensive lesson lol

    • @23rdAGE
      @23rdAGE Před 17 dny +12

      No free healthcare over there 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @huebothedog665
      @huebothedog665 Před 16 dny +4

      @@23rdAGEnothing is free in this world

    • @jrag1000
      @jrag1000 Před 16 dny +1

      Yo

    • @1xBossup
      @1xBossup Před 16 dny +1

      😂😂😂

  • @HayabusaOrlando
    @HayabusaOrlando Před 14 dny +26

    Joe should have taught that kid a private class.

  • @n91312
    @n91312 Před 11 dny +12

    It's like every martial arts teacher has this exact same story 💀

  • @st-nw7tm
    @st-nw7tm Před 26 dny +9310

    It would have been AMAZING if that kid said 'yes' and went into the studio.

    • @Namedonelettere
      @Namedonelettere Před 26 dny +89

      That kid today Rob Font

    • @jonfoulkes3160
      @jonfoulkes3160 Před 25 dny +35

      It wouldn't though would it? It's veeeery sad to talk like this

    • @bhavesh6758
      @bhavesh6758 Před 25 dny +89

      And thus joe became the hidden master of the shadow fang who strikes at darkk on Robbers and turns them into justice guardians better than the pols

    • @RickyPacks
      @RickyPacks Před 25 dny

      @@jonfoulkes3160😂🤡🤡

    • @hagestad
      @hagestad Před 25 dny

      And it wont be even close to criminals that Joe thought in that school. Joe talked about those openly in quite a few podcasts. Murders , mafia members and such

  • @justinpoll1642
    @justinpoll1642 Před 20 dny +2044

    Him being so calm while the kid is trying to rob him should’ve been a red flag😂

    • @terrancemacklin417
      @terrancemacklin417 Před 20 dny +22

      I think the kid saw the flag 😂😂

    • @tomtraynor5384
      @tomtraynor5384 Před 19 dny +41

      @@tre641 Well if YOU never heard of it--that's IT then. Gotcha.

    • @kevinselim
      @kevinselim Před 19 dny +1

      A spinning high kick would have been nice though.. 😂

    • @JohnGenova
      @JohnGenova Před 19 dny +11

      @@tre641kid probably just had a knife and still didnt want smoke

    • @user-iy8gn3gn3m
      @user-iy8gn3gn3m Před 19 dny +4

      He was a kid trying to rob an adult, so obviously he didn't take him seriously

  • @theskyw4lker
    @theskyw4lker Před 17 dny +13

    I like how the title say “JOE ALMOST GOT ROBBED” when it should be “JOE NEARLY KILLED SOME KIDS”😂

  • @leom7
    @leom7 Před 17 dny +30

    I've gotten out of fights by mentioning I've practiced MMA for over 18 years, it makes people reconsider their plans😸

  • @ObsoleteTechnologies
    @ObsoleteTechnologies Před 21 dnem +788

    "Jamie, pull up that video of me kicking a Bears head off."

  • @jonathanryan2915
    @jonathanryan2915 Před 20 dny +1666

    Staying calm is a huge power move

    • @PatrickArcato
      @PatrickArcato Před 19 dny +9

      Believing influencers 😂😂😂 imagine being that gullible

    • @robertromero8094
      @robertromero8094 Před 19 dny +6

      It didn't work lol if the door was a block farther hed be fighting kids

    • @streamplug3390
      @streamplug3390 Před 19 dny +8

      @@PatrickArcatothat’s joe Rogan…

    • @Lt_Piffington
      @Lt_Piffington Před 19 dny +11

      ​@@PatrickArcatobruh... you missing all the chromosomes

    • @theprimagen
      @theprimagen Před 19 dny

      @@PatrickArcatoi knew some dipsh*t would comment something like this i just didn’t realize it’d be so soon

  • @c.nova8818
    @c.nova8818 Před 17 dny +55

    This is a scene from “the gentlemen” 😂

    • @andreagrazianodibenedetto1464
      @andreagrazianodibenedetto1464 Před 15 dny +2

      sounds about right :D

    • @MrFocusSA
      @MrFocusSA Před 13 dny +3

      Mr. Colin Farrel xd

    • @Jdht-ldn
      @Jdht-ldn Před 10 dny +4

      Tragic the amount of virgins who believe this story in the comments. They’re even having in depth discussions about it 😭

    • @RedHeadRGR
      @RedHeadRGR Před 9 dny +1

      ​@@Jdht-ldnyou're the real virgin here, if you think not having watched a random movie equals to being a virgin 😂😂

    • @Jdht-ldn
      @Jdht-ldn Před 9 dny +3

      @@RedHeadRGR I haven’t watched the movie nor did I know about the scene. Rogan’s story seemed pretty fictional to me and I found it quite funny that someone pointed out this exact thing happened in a film coincidentally. But go ahead mate, believe everything you get told on the internet and anything that gets brought up on JRE for that matter 👍🏼

  • @abstraddic0442
    @abstraddic0442 Před 14 dny +25

    That kid almost got the Joe Rogan experience extravaganza package. Close call kid.😲

  • @RealVidiVinci
    @RealVidiVinci Před 20 dny +1148

    "If you want to take something how about you take my class"

  • @user-pb1zd3pr4i
    @user-pb1zd3pr4i Před 22 dny +4276

    Respect can save your life

    • @MrWoodcutting
      @MrWoodcutting Před 22 dny +38

      Explain how you can respectfully mug someone? (Generally curious)
      edit: because it’s impossible in my mind, I was generally curious.

    • @loveu5045
      @loveu5045 Před 22 dny +60

      Nonsense. Have a loaded gun and you'll be just fine.
      My grandpa is 84 and well because he carries a gun with him all the time.

    • @YoyooTime
      @YoyooTime Před 22 dny +27

      @@MrWoodcuttingget your head out of your bum you didn’t understand his comment lol just say that

    • @imdevzii
      @imdevzii Před 22 dny +15

      Nah he was scared is what it was it wasn’t respect lol let’s be real and stop the cap

    • @clintonharvey2384
      @clintonharvey2384 Před 22 dny +4

      It’s a fake story genius

  • @JustMe-xz2bz
    @JustMe-xz2bz Před 17 dny +11

    I no longer walk to the door, I now provide them with a lifelong reminder to not be an idiot.

  • @kamikazekhan2832
    @kamikazekhan2832 Před 17 dny +6

    Borrowing money from a stranger is wild

    • @dtm1351
      @dtm1351 Před 12 dny +1

      Really funny when the guy on the street PROMISES to pay you back double (has happened to me a couple of times).

    • @10010error
      @10010error Před 4 dny

      @@dtm1351 they paid back?

    • @dtm1351
      @dtm1351 Před 4 dny +1

      @@10010error Not yet... but I've got a good feeling about next week!

    • @10010error
      @10010error Před 4 dny

      @@dtm1351 if it’s less than $10 he will probably pay back. thanks for helping out a stranger bruh🙏

  • @Henchman1977
    @Henchman1977 Před 21 dnem +589

    He then invited the kid in to take his class and changed that kid's life. That kid was Jamie.

  • @rafiqhendricks6904
    @rafiqhendricks6904 Před 22 dny +2460

    Moral of the story, Joe's got money 💰

  • @bens11kleij44
    @bens11kleij44 Před 16 dny +56

    Our teacher was ambushed by 4 persons at a busstop. He couldn't walk away.
    After 2 min there where 4 men on the ground. A couple watched this and saved him from the dutch police. Telling he only defended himself.

    • @2blazedinfl
      @2blazedinfl Před 14 dny +6

      @jealousyisweakness no bad on the cops for going after the guy defending himself.
      innocent until proven guilty, if you can prove you're innocent

    • @JohnDoe-jt5lb
      @JohnDoe-jt5lb Před 13 dny

      What did he teach?

    • @2blazedinfl
      @2blazedinfl Před 13 dny +7

      @@JohnDoe-jt5lb he teaches what happens when you F around...
      those guy found out

    • @Yannickille
      @Yannickille Před 12 dny

      Did the police arrest the 4 guys?

    • @bens11kleij44
      @bens11kleij44 Před 12 dny +2

      @@Yannickille
      No!

  • @mrbrent62
    @mrbrent62 Před 17 dny +4

    Chunk Yogurt said he would kick Rogan’s butt. 😂😂😂😂

  • @FeloniousSavage
    @FeloniousSavage Před 24 dny +1124

    Joe Rogan should open his own taekwondo studio and name it "The Dough-Joe" 😂😂😂

    • @chrisbreezy4496
      @chrisbreezy4496 Před 24 dny

      ☠️☠️🤣🤣☠️☠️🤣🤣☠️☠️🤣🤣☠️☠️🤣☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️

    • @jamescorfield534
      @jamescorfield534 Před 24 dny +21

      Buahahahahaha that’s a good one!!!!

    • @austinlee4156
      @austinlee4156 Před 24 dny +6

      American dad has the better joke about dojo Biden always makes me laugh

    • @dmar5565
      @dmar5565 Před 23 dny +10

      Underrated bro! 😂

    • @bobcoburn5238
      @bobcoburn5238 Před 22 dny +8

      This deserves far more likes than it has.

  • @nickstreeservice4454
    @nickstreeservice4454 Před 21 dnem +1033

    90 % mental to shut someone down. . 10% physical

    • @pio7763
      @pio7763 Před 20 dny +12

      This kid evidently didn't care. Joe escape to the building that's what save him.

    • @Short1794
      @Short1794 Před 20 dny +48

      @@pio7763 he doesn't have to care to get his head kicked off

    • @robertchiarizia9463
      @robertchiarizia9463 Před 20 dny +8

      @@Short1794facts

    • @twistedconversations782
      @twistedconversations782 Před 20 dny +6

      99 percent Blinky 1 percent is the 7lbs of pressure 😂😂😂😂 everyone got a tough guy story 😂😂😂😂

    • @cameltoelicker-rv6po
      @cameltoelicker-rv6po Před 20 dny

      Yup

  • @robknapp22
    @robknapp22 Před 2 dny +2

    When you see someone that is calm and collected when your threatening them just know that u should rethink your next words.

  • @boneheadbill9976
    @boneheadbill9976 Před 10 dny +1

    I wonder if there was a bear teaching taekwondo in there.

  • @davidbowser3181
    @davidbowser3181 Před 25 dny +4191

    Joe didn't almost get robbed. Joe almost robbed the robber of his life.

    • @cloudyshades8983
      @cloudyshades8983 Před 24 dny +20

      Joes the type of guy to share a story about being punked by a kid and trying to look tough 😂😂. Wasn’t so tough when UFC fighter were calling him out quick to apologize

    • @joeyboii2k8
      @joeyboii2k8 Před 23 dny

      @@cloudyshades8983 head knock your head clean off ya shoulders though bro 😂 he doesn’t act tough at all

    • @kosco1151
      @kosco1151 Před 23 dny +4

      The robber, almost become a jobber.

    • @Chris-pg7qg
      @Chris-pg7qg Před 23 dny +1

      Glaze

    • @pauldack5129
      @pauldack5129 Před 23 dny +4

      The mugger caught a break instead of catching those hands/ feet.

  • @goodkarma6951
    @goodkarma6951 Před 24 dny +1946

    Whenever a man is calm in the midst of confrontation. BE AFRAID

    • @oofwhite1159
      @oofwhite1159 Před 24 dny +37

      Unless he’s just stupid

    • @That-guy-here
      @That-guy-here Před 24 dny +12

      @@oofwhite1159that’s confidence

    • @gabehill8062
      @gabehill8062 Před 24 dny +14

      No, like the kid in this story was confident because he was stupid but once he realized joe knew mma he was scared because he had no confidence ​@@That-guy-here

    • @David-xm4jh
      @David-xm4jh Před 24 dny

      im gonna touch u

    • @FRRRRRRR.
      @FRRRRRRR. Před 24 dny +5

      ​@@gabehill8062 taekwondo*

  • @l.blanton3019
    @l.blanton3019 Před 17 dny +3

    Joe was gonna catch a battery charge on 5 street punks!😂😂😂

  • @ravcreed
    @ravcreed Před 14 dny +1

    I'm sure we all can guess what the kids looked like with incredible accuracy.

  • @BigPaulie_DaMenace192
    @BigPaulie_DaMenace192 Před 20 dny +626

    I love this. Real Power is when you know that you can fuck somebody up but instead you walk away from the situation. Thats real Strength

    • @Muskogee
      @Muskogee Před 20 dny

      Real power will get you killed.

    • @armondtanz
      @armondtanz Před 20 dny +7

      Have u been watching schindler's list?

    • @BigPaulie_DaMenace192
      @BigPaulie_DaMenace192 Před 20 dny +5

      @@armondtanz a very long time ago. I barely remember the film though. Why do you ask?

    • @armondtanz
      @armondtanz Před 20 dny +15

      @@BigPaulie_DaMenace192 Its what schindler says to goeth to stop him on his insane rampage of horror, he almost says it as a way of tricking him.
      Like if i tell him this story he might lay of the brutality.
      Very clever part of the film

    • @kevinotah
      @kevinotah Před 19 dny

      ​@@armondtanz Power is when you have every justification to kill a man but you don't

  • @JarrenHunt
    @JarrenHunt Před 19 dny +436

    That kids jaw and ribs got saved from 2 years of rehab because of kindness right there

    • @markredford84
      @markredford84 Před 17 dny

      Midget rogan would have done nothing 😂

    • @stunnin420ify
      @stunnin420ify Před 17 dny +1

      There was 7 or 8 of them

    • @philipdratcliffe9648
      @philipdratcliffe9648 Před 17 dny +2

      Your jaw hard at work with that but hugging right there boy

    • @JarrenHunt
      @JarrenHunt Před 17 dny +4

      @@philipdratcliffe9648 What? lmao You’re right, some kid would definitely have done well against a super fast and capable pro fighter in the early 80’s. He was already at nationals for TKD KO’ing people and had a handful of pro KB fights at that time.

    • @thatboi9740
      @thatboi9740 Před 16 dny +5

      @@JarrenHunt These guys have 0 idea how it really goes. I know amateurs who trained muay thai for 5+ years and all it takes in most fights is one punch and they put people to sleep. Obviously not against other fighters, but the average hoodlum is skinny and drug addicted.

  • @the_rover1
    @the_rover1 Před 18 dny +10

    Kid draws a baretta: u a business owner?? give me ur register NOW!
    🧔🏿

  • @sanguebao4478
    @sanguebao4478 Před dnem

    "Man these martial arts surely are better than my saturday night special"

  • @JigglePhysicsX
    @JigglePhysicsX Před 20 dny +310

    Being a monster with self restraint is absolutely badass.

    • @Cp_9900
      @Cp_9900 Před 19 dny +6

      Gay

    • @BertJonesSon
      @BertJonesSon Před 19 dny +2

      Damn I know... one day I hope to stand strong in the face of adversary... one day, need more training

    • @markrayanvaldez4136
      @markrayanvaldez4136 Před 18 dny

      Not until the kid shows a gun

    • @b_ail1999
      @b_ail1999 Před 18 dny

      Joe Rohan monster 😂

    • @Rich_P_Anya
      @Rich_P_Anya Před 17 dny

      ​@@Cp_9900fighting in the street is very G and so is Joe

  • @syckness7047
    @syckness7047 Před 21 dnem +614

    That “okay” said it all 😂😂😂😂

  • @philsteakerson1797
    @philsteakerson1797 Před 18 dny +28

    The story always changes a little bit everytime he tells it. I think I've heard it 6 times and now it's pretty different how things went when he first told it

    • @ElroyJones05
      @ElroyJones05 Před 16 dny +7

      It always is when you’re lying. You don’t have to remember the lies when you tell the truth. Just saying.

    • @adamteger
      @adamteger Před 16 dny +7

      @@ElroyJones05 This happened probably 35 years ago, have to imagine he might be fuzzy on the details

    • @ElroyJones05
      @ElroyJones05 Před 16 dny +1

      @@adamteger Probably. I just have a great memory and remember almost everything. However, I see your point.

    • @adamteger
      @adamteger Před 16 dny +1

      @@ElroyJones05 Fair enough!

    • @aiduff8607
      @aiduff8607 Před 15 dny +5

      @@ElroyJones05you are an exceptional human, most folks have trouble remembering stuff with 100% accuracy.

  • @Singara44
    @Singara44 Před 20 dny +342

    "Shitty kids" 🤣🤣🤣had me dying

    • @Shlogger
      @Shlogger Před 19 dny

      scumbags.... lol

    • @full---movie
      @full---movie Před 19 dny +23

      Urban yoofs

    • @sirKonradical
      @sirKonradical Před 19 dny +11

      @@full---movie You're gonna hate statistics

    • @full---movie
      @full---movie Před 19 dny +6

      @@sirKonradical
      Per capita statistics?

    • @sirKonradical
      @sirKonradical Před 19 dny

      @@full---movie Yes, per capita, white males commit more crimes on average. Except homicide

  • @TK-rz6ni
    @TK-rz6ni Před 20 dny +238

    “I’ll just take your money”
    “Okay 🔫🙂”

  • @The_voices_are_getting_louder_

    Try not to cap challenge

  • @catsofstyle4475
    @catsofstyle4475 Před 4 dny +2

    I’ll take things that never happened for $500, Alex!

  • @theultimatenewplayer9341
    @theultimatenewplayer9341 Před 25 dny +909

    If Hollywood were to do a total remake of karate kid, this should be the backbone of the new draft.

  • @RexWu
    @RexWu Před 22 dny +342

    That kid questioned his whole life that day lol.

    • @kingiam9271
      @kingiam9271 Před 21 dnem +1

      Dumb

    • @turalmirzaliev1232
      @turalmirzaliev1232 Před 21 dnem

      No
      He just thought "OK let's find someone easier to rob" you 🤡

    • @jensenraylight8011
      @jensenraylight8011 Před 21 dnem +1

      That kid definitely live in a Cave, like everyone knows how Joe Rogan looks like

    • @jflack6
      @jflack6 Před 21 dnem

      He probably didn’t. He probably had those dead eyes like a shark. If he had no idea who little-big Joe Rogan was, he isn’t living a life of just chillin. It’s another antisocial, raised by momma, no mentor having, entitled race-hyper thug who about lost his hearing.

    • @user-ns5yn8ux2u
      @user-ns5yn8ux2u Před 21 dnem +2

      I bet you he didn't

  • @oGTizL
    @oGTizL Před 3 dny

    Joe living a movie fr 🥶😂

  • @JohnWiku
    @JohnWiku Před 12 dny

    Bro almost gave you the spoils of his latest robbery the moment you said you were a martial arts teacher 😂😂

  • @drjqool
    @drjqool Před 21 dnem +140

    reminds me of that gentlemen scene
    "ya'll proper highway man. tough lads." lol

    • @OfDaSouth
      @OfDaSouth Před 21 dnem +28

      "proper NAUGHTY boys"

    • @Thummusb1222
      @Thummusb1222 Před 21 dnem +2

      Doesn't say yall

    • @Mopark25
      @Mopark25 Před 21 dnem +6

      The scene with Colin Farrell or Charlie Humnan 😂

    • @StrobeFireStudios
      @StrobeFireStudios Před 21 dnem +10

      road men, gangsters, proper naughty boys!" - exactly mate hahahaha!

    • @LordBLB
      @LordBLB Před 20 dny +10

      @@OfDaSouth "Kids stab. Girls shoot. Boys punch. Grown-ups fight with their heads. That's where the real battle is. Up here... in the gray."

  • @joshuamorgan39
    @joshuamorgan39 Před 23 dny +189

    Why is this unbelievable to people? I watched my dad beat the brakes off this dude that tried to steal his truck, and he wasnt a taekwondo champion. Some people just have a fighters spirit and dont put up with peoples shit.

    • @Frank.av3c
      @Frank.av3c Před 23 dny +13

      Probably people who live in their bubble

    • @99dirtdoa
      @99dirtdoa Před 23 dny +35

      ⁠so true, people who have never seen anything in their life just assuming everything is bullshit

    • @beansdestroyer
      @beansdestroyer Před 22 dny +7

      its redditors

    • @paulbell4062
      @paulbell4062 Před 21 dnem +5

      ​@@99dirtdoa just what I was thinking have seen some strange things in my 58 years 😊

    • @rvx5392
      @rvx5392 Před 21 dnem +10

      yeah kids trying to rob a buff guy in front of taekwondo center that makes sense

  • @buzzkillingit3892
    @buzzkillingit3892 Před 17 dny +1

    Those kids could have learned a hard lesson that day lol.

  • @retroduck3139
    @retroduck3139 Před 12 dny

    Bro really said nah imma do my own thing

  • @forceddisclosure818
    @forceddisclosure818 Před 21 dnem +336

    "Shhtreet kids.. Shhitty kids" 🤣 DEAD...ONG

    • @nostradamus7648
      @nostradamus7648 Před 21 dnem

      Shitty Wok 😂

    • @rickyjayster2586
      @rickyjayster2586 Před 21 dnem +19

      Background proceeds to show black kids lol effing Jamie pulled it up probably

    • @eight8muzik
      @eight8muzik Před 21 dnem +17

      @@rickyjayster2586 Accuracy is important. xD

    • @T.Sullivan
      @T.Sullivan Před 21 dnem +11

      ​@rickyjayster2586 that's what it is more than likely numbers don't lie

    • @snorlaxcom
      @snorlaxcom Před 21 dnem +8

      Spoiler he was black

  • @KJKP
    @KJKP Před 21 dnem +164

    I thought this was going to be the origin story of modern day Cobra Kai.

  • @rhylpancakesph
    @rhylpancakesph Před 16 dny

    that kid didn't see JoeRogan spinning-back-kick video yet 😅😂

  • @LecksMoney
    @LecksMoney Před 8 dny

    Forget Ngannou's punch... that kid nearly for got that Joe Rogan side kick from hell 💀

  • @MysticMetals92
    @MysticMetals92 Před 20 dny +356

    Imagine being 13 years old. And a young Joe Rogan being your instructor.

    • @mackhomie6
      @mackhomie6 Před 20 dny +4

      You'd be able to get all your pressing Fear Factor questions answered

    • @truegamer2819
      @truegamer2819 Před 19 dny

      im pretty sure that was a reality for Joe, not trying to come on here to debate with you bro

  • @podawe8051
    @podawe8051 Před 20 dny +225

    Why were they trying to mug people outside of a karate dojo that's like trying to rob a gun store

    • @energydriver46
      @energydriver46 Před 18 dny +33

      You’re assuming they have common sense lol

    • @onelifetolive927
      @onelifetolive927 Před 17 dny +8

      And yet people do that occasionally.

    • @YeshuaIsTheTruth
      @YeshuaIsTheTruth Před 17 dny +9

      Criminals aren't the smartest

    • @Moaks077
      @Moaks077 Před 17 dny

      Anyone with half a brain typically doesn’t have to resort to being a criminal.

    • @supramanx1997
      @supramanx1997 Před 17 dny +2

      Well, the difference is there's a chance One is theatrics, and the other readily shoots hot lead kissing the sound barrier right from your hip or pocket.

  • @JeroMuscleMoto
    @JeroMuscleMoto Před 14 dny

    That's literally the plot from The Gentlemen from Guy Ritchie 😂

  • @Riareos
    @Riareos Před 2 dny +1

    I still remember this news story when I was younger where a couple of kids tried to rob this older man, (like in his 70's) and he beat them all to a pulp because he was a golden glove boxer. 😅

  • @Week-EndWarrior
    @Week-EndWarrior Před 20 dny +36

    Joe didn’t almost get robbed, that kid almost got an assist whoopin

  • @poindextertunes
    @poindextertunes Před 18 dny +267

    “Do you wanna come up?” 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
    That line was fxcking cold blooded and said so much while using so little words

  • @Jon7763
    @Jon7763 Před 17 dny

    still can't believe his kicks sound like a gun going off

  • @user-vx2vn8ww4y
    @user-vx2vn8ww4y Před 14 dny

    The guy that tried to rob him actually joined the class, and eventually grew up to be Mr Miyagi

  • @akshayjaggi4686
    @akshayjaggi4686 Před 22 dny +20

    Imagine the kid said " hey are u the BEAR obsessed man ?? " 😭😭

  • @masandezwezwe1770
    @masandezwezwe1770 Před 19 dny +87

    "like.. sh**ty kids" 😂😂 Joe Rogan never fails to paint you an HD picture

  • @canadianfull.1007
    @canadianfull.1007 Před dnem

    Bring up the video of the grizzly trying to mug me lol

  • @fackynaxicht8603
    @fackynaxicht8603 Před 17 dny +1

    dude definitely saw that colin farrell movie

    • @Colorsinspace
      @Colorsinspace Před 16 dny +1

      I was just about to bring that up. I was looking for the comment and I found it… hahaha

    • @fackynaxicht8603
      @fackynaxicht8603 Před 16 dny

      @@Colorsinspace ok dude bu...you could hit that like button you know ?

  • @PhillipMadden-uk4fy
    @PhillipMadden-uk4fy Před 21 dnem +107

    Thats why i love physical training of any kind, it not only builds physical power but also teaches control restraint and a thorough thought process.

    • @Santos-px7ep
      @Santos-px7ep Před 21 dnem +6

      Not really all the guy that I met that box do not have anything you mentioned they were cocky with big ego talked like they were better then everyone and always want to start shit just cause they think they can box😂

    • @ilteschio8244
      @ilteschio8244 Před 21 dnem +9

      ​​@@Santos-px7ep any respectable boxing Gym would not allow this kind of thing fly, Just so you know

    • @PhillipMadden-uk4fy
      @PhillipMadden-uk4fy Před 21 dnem +4

      My apologies, I forgot the difference between my generation and the things that call themselves fighers now💪let me rephrase. REAL fighters have a above average measure of control, the "fighters" today are little more that vicious dogs with no structure.

    • @DetroitFettyghost
      @DetroitFettyghost Před 20 dny +3

      ​@@PhillipMadden-uk4fysad but true my guy

    • @aldotheapache
      @aldotheapache Před 20 dny

      @@Santos-px7epand that’s why wrestling/grappling is essential

  • @patrickhall1277
    @patrickhall1277 Před 21 dnem +8

    Honestly sounds like a fake story to me

  • @chrisredden4745
    @chrisredden4745 Před 15 dny

    Hell have no fury like a Joe Rogan spinning back kick LOL

  • @adampatterson9404
    @adampatterson9404 Před 17 dny +6

    The best part about being trained up is a smile can be far more threatening than a punch.

  • @albundy9904
    @albundy9904 Před 24 dny +24

    That kid's hesitation just saved his own life from joe

    • @Muskogee
      @Muskogee Před 20 dny

      The kid was joking with him. The lie told, he said it was other kids. He talked to one. Pay attention. If kids really wanted to rob him in a bad neighborhood. He would have gave up him money or died. No man defeated a bullet yet.

  • @Ace_52
    @Ace_52 Před 21 dnem +12

    That kid had a near joe rogan experience

  • @nutznchocolates56
    @nutznchocolates56 Před 10 dny

    Fighting should be a mandatory class

  • @dumbellgympretorian877
    @dumbellgympretorian877 Před 14 dny +1

    Street 'Vermin'

  • @mackn5299
    @mackn5299 Před 26 dny +895

    I could see Joe legit letting him in and teaching him how real men act Joe is the kinda man we should all aspire to be respect

    • @Geojr815
      @Geojr815 Před 25 dny +27

      Yeah it’s too bad how much hate he gets because everyone has to be seen as a political figure and divisive these days. Same with Elon

    • @ryand8293
      @ryand8293 Před 25 dny +2

      Lol to you

    • @ryand8293
      @ryand8293 Před 25 dny +3

      ​ @@Geojr815 and you 😂

    • @Geojr815
      @Geojr815 Před 25 dny +1

      @@ryand8293 huh?

    • @mattpack8964
      @mattpack8964 Před 24 dny +1

      @@Geojr815YOU

  • @sharpshooter012345
    @sharpshooter012345 Před 20 dny +70

    "You got 20 bucks you can lend me"
    "I got a lot more than 20 bucks, a..."

    • @mickvd4
      @mickvd4 Před 20 dny +2

      "Yo gramps, where u going?"

    • @user-sn3ek4vj2j
      @user-sn3ek4vj2j Před 19 dny

      Yep I got 20 bucks 👊👊👊 right in the kisser 😂 I didn't say dollars I said bucks. 🤭🤭

    • @nickb1892
      @nickb1892 Před 19 dny

      Sorry, I only have 1 heel
      Huh?
      *Spinning back kick like a sledge hammer*
      Nighty night, enjoy your sleep dummy.

    • @thenarsian
      @thenarsian Před 18 dny

      Sorry, I only have hundreds. I can't make change.

  • @rikshaw2233
    @rikshaw2233 Před 14 hodinami

    That Kid almost got a Lesson in Street Justice, He may Never have Survived.💀

  • @kwijybosimpsoy7930
    @kwijybosimpsoy7930 Před 14 dny

    You learn to fight for not having to fight....

  • @BM-1402
    @BM-1402 Před 24 dny +144

    Kid had no idea who he was talking to. Joes kicks are horrifying lmfao 🤣

    • @Justme-lq3wv
      @Justme-lq3wv Před 24 dny +7

      This is the comment I was looking for, those kicks WOW
      if you know you know an don't want non of it

    • @perkiewitthelean751
      @perkiewitthelean751 Před 24 dny +7

      When I was about 18 this kid who just knew a little about fighting blew my head off with one of his head kicks, almost put me out, he was about 15% the size of joe, if joe hit you with one of his head kicks me personally I’m dying on the spot I couldn’t take another head kick after that last one I got 😂😂😂 ( I was innocent too they tried to rob us )

    • @vinny2459
      @vinny2459 Před 23 dny +3

      Horrifying af

    • @mattburnett4185
      @mattburnett4185 Před 23 dny +3

      Like a 12 guage

    • @talion7268
      @talion7268 Před 22 dny +3

      I mean they sound like shotgun shots they definitely have a huge amount of power behind them

  • @troymillion8510
    @troymillion8510 Před 19 dny +58

    He showed great restraint!

  • @user-iz6om9xd1m
    @user-iz6om9xd1m Před 11 dny

    That was a lesson where joe learnt some wisdom

  • @guest7386
    @guest7386 Před 15 dny

    Bro this is straight out of the karate kids

  • @jaycasado5029
    @jaycasado5029 Před 20 dny +21

    Sounds like a Hero origin story 😂

  • @poetrywitharts6443
    @poetrywitharts6443 Před 16 dny

    " I go okay" Gave me chills

  • @dtnineninety9406
    @dtnineninety9406 Před 22 dny +572

    Joe forgot about guns

    • @armandomorelos2500
      @armandomorelos2500 Před 22 dny +134

      I think the kids forgot about guns

    • @grandmaster5183
      @grandmaster5183 Před 22 dny +13

      ​@@armandomorelos2500 😂😂

    • @JesseSilas-mr3qi
      @JesseSilas-mr3qi Před 22 dny +29

      Disarmament is part of martial Arts training. Distance is your only advantage of having a gun. Hard to rob a person from a distance. Game over if your within striking distance even with a gun. Discipline is the lesson here.

    • @jaydunbar7538
      @jaydunbar7538 Před 22 dny +91

      @@JesseSilas-mr3qi game over if within striking distance? The gun will still almost always win, there’s an exception to every rule but if you actually think showing up to a gun fight with a fist is a good idea then your only training with either must be from Hollywood sitting on your couch.

    • @kevinc.cucumber3697
      @kevinc.cucumber3697 Před 22 dny +46

      @@JesseSilas-mr3qiyou watch too many movies

  • @alisegler7
    @alisegler7 Před 17 dny

    He said “uumkaay”…😂😂😂😂

  • @kehlarn6478
    @kehlarn6478 Před 15 dny

    "we'll see you at the all valley tournament joe"

  • @RK-ow6zt
    @RK-ow6zt Před 23 dny +42

    Knowing you can and you don’t.. that’s someone that has their emotions in check.. nice 👍🏽

    • @wulf67
      @wulf67 Před 21 dnem +1

      It’s also someone who knows that jiu jitsu is literally nothing against four possibly armed robbers.

    • @ItchyKneeSon
      @ItchyKneeSon Před 20 dny +1

      @@wulf67 He taught Tae Kwon Do...

  • @rickyj1250
    @rickyj1250 Před 23 dny +157

    Jamie pull up that video of the Grizzly teaching a Taekwondo class

  • @goranmacura1720
    @goranmacura1720 Před 8 dny

    The title should be kids almost got lesson in person.

  • @monkeylife2318
    @monkeylife2318 Před 17 dny

    As a good teacher he left the street's kids in the street in front of the dojo to test his student😂.

  • @brianperry6899
    @brianperry6899 Před 20 dny +181

    Joes eyes whenever he thinks about inflicting harm is wild. I’ve seen it in his eyes multiple times. He goes to a dark place

    • @JChrizzo62295
      @JChrizzo62295 Před 18 dny +4

      that Bill Burr clip is hilarious but real af

    • @lucifero726
      @lucifero726 Před 18 dny +21

      How you felt after saying that👿👿🔥🔥🥵🥵

    • @user-cs1mc4vg7q
      @user-cs1mc4vg7q Před 18 dny

      Many of us go to a dark place when it comes to bullies. How much satisfaction do you get when you see the s* heads on movies get what’s coming to them, from someone worse than they are? How many times have you felt satisfaction when you gave a horrible human being exactly what they begged for? I’m not a big guy and I’ve had many people try to bully me, but I grew up fighting and I didn’t mind showing them I prefer friendship, but I can make you think twice about f* with me ever again.

    • @ktmzuk
      @ktmzuk Před 18 dny

      ​@JChrizzo62295 his eyes in that are DARK man

    • @poindextertunes
      @poindextertunes Před 18 dny +1

      “black eyes, like dolls eyes…” 😂

  • @Danillo_13th
    @Danillo_13th Před 24 dny +6

    Joe with that sassy "Okeh~" 💅

  • @petereames3041
    @petereames3041 Před 17 dny

    That's such a boss way to deal with that.

  • @MistaKnifeguy
    @MistaKnifeguy Před 16 dny

    "The art of fighting without fighting." Applied.