Dave Portnoy Disgusted By This Pizza
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- čas přidán 12. 05. 2023
- Waiting 45 minutes for that slice is tough #shorts
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He found the coke front and they had to throw something together 🤣🤣🤣
"Aww fuck we got a customer, a real one and not some guy asking for a gram"
Hey, he said try them all, after all. Everybody knows the rules!
😂😂😂😂
When you ask for the wrong topping
We all know Dave likes his pizza Columbian. Everybody knows the rules.
that's a slice of "ay tony we got a problem that fuckin pizza guy is here"
No italian would make that shit dude
Yeah, they would. @@anthonysouthard5572
@@anthonysouthard5572he’s implying that it was made by an italian-american, one who only works a pizza place for tax purposes
@@DanaWhiteOfficialTony soprano
@@GurkaranSingh312There is no mafia! I don't wanna hear that word again!
Dave Portnoy looks like if Mark Zuckerberg were human
Mark Zuckerberg x Bear Grylls 😂
I thought it WAS mark zuckerberg
@@SUPRAMIKE18 Sadly I see your point.
He fr looks like the child of Bear Grylls and Mark Zuckerberg
😂😅@@creativechannelname9742
@@SUPRAMIKE18 EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
That little slice had zero flop.
I heard the crisp too..
When you get a pizza from a money laundering place.
"I think that pack of cheese has gone bad."
"Eh, just put it on top, send'm a message to never come back."
In my experience, a lot of money laundering fronts actually kinda slap.
@@senseispud2197 Exactly
😂😂😂😂😂
I actually have got a pizza from a money laundering place and it was a frozen pizza
Dave’s first actual one bite review 😂
😂
That pizza place is a money laundering operation.
Blaze pizza!
everybody knows the rules
And he still managed to eat a whole slice.
Let's not pretend though, Dave obviously finishes every pizza including this one 😄
I would too
I bet the guy at 0.2 saying thank God I'm not at 0.1.
Hilarious.
And the guys at 0.0. Lmao
The guy in the back is the muscle lookout for the front of pizza laundry place.
Good eye 😂
“I ordered spaghetti with marinara sauce and got noodles with ketchup”
Ray Liotta (Goodfellas)
Classic
Egg noodles 😅
@@joefunk76 I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook
I'm dying laughing loooool hahahaha
Rip to legend miss him so much one my favorite actors
that isn't a real restaurant, it's a front for money laundering.
OK sherlock
@@issa2421dude you need a slap
So many people apparently know the secret of this money laundering spot. You would think the FBI would be aware as well. Makes me think these experts in criminal behavior may not be as correct as they think they are.
Perhaps a shitty pizza place has other means of survival, like a long term lease at an absurdly low rate and a very large population nearby without other good food options?
It wasn't busy, but people were still buying. Depending on the entire scope of the business it might be doing just fine. Or it closes in a week. Or it could be raided by the FBI soon after this clip goes viral. Who knows.
@@issa2421Read other comments from the people who live in the area, they agreed
@@tacotacotington3638By looking at that pizza I'd say extortion all the way.
Pizza Maker: I really hope Dave would love this literal "One Bite Pizza" big fan.
Dave: 0.1 FUCK THIS!!
Alternate universe Zuckerberg
They don’t make pizza, they paint houses.
😂 love the reference, better way of saying "its a front store" which is the prevailing joke
😂😂 someone’s watching the irishmen
They do their own carpentry too?
lol
Fkn interior decorators.
That was the definition of "One Bite" 😅
The right word is "epitome." Try it sometime :)
@@Meltedcheese567 you had no reason to comment :). Try it sometime.
Was this an April Fools joke ? 😊
@@SteveTheCanadian some people just want to be right to feed their ego lol
Definition of one bite? It’s not that Fkn complicated mate
He ate it like an angry toddler
I find this guy annoying as shit. He's a whiny picky eater
Take a shot every time Dave drops an F bomb in this 30sec clip🤣😅
Man that might be the most depressing pizza I've ever seen.
U right 😂...i mean walmart pizza looks better😂😂😂
😂
@@Germangirl85fr💀
@@Germangirl85I don't know if it's true but I was told that they use generic slices and sauce and add no seasoning to their pizzas. But from the looks of it that might be accurate.
Comes with side of Xanax.
He should have given it a 9.5 so they get 5000 people a day showing up while they're trying to stay low key.
So funny. This should have 25k likes.
@@nofear714 looks like you only have 24.9k more accounts to make then...
Idk why i laughed harder than i should’ve
You are brilliant.
Genius 😂👍😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Who dafuq gerrymandered my pizza?!?!”
mark zuckerburg mad at pizza
That looked like a tortilla slathered with Prego spaghetti sauce and topped with slices of white Kraft singles and zapped in the microwave for 1 minute.
Lol, the only way you know to that level of detail is you've been hammered and made that exact thing before. Lmao, love it!
@@dylanjones6455 I definitely have, but I’d definitely make it 10x better than this even after 8 beers
@Daniel M I definitely think it would've come out better had the pizza guy been hammered lmao.
Bone Apple Teeth
ayo 😂
Zuckerberg seemed pretty pissed in this video
I'm dead 😂
Jews
I knew he looked familiar
I thought the same. They could be brothers.
@@johnpatrick3458They're from the same small hat people, so you're technically right.
He looks like Mark Zucherberg in 20 years with that beard edit
The most honest reviewer out there
Thats the first time hes ever actually taken only ONE bite...
this is a joke. You dont need to provide proof that he has had one bite in the past. Its a joke about how he takes many bites immediately after saying "one bite everybody knows the rules"
😂
Lebron’s place and that gold pizza too I think 😂
Nah Blaze pizza/Lebrons place did too
And he didn't even say the goddamned catchphrase.
The orginal videos he only took 1 bite hence the name lol
That pizza spot is for money laundering.
LMFAO 😂
@@BabylonGateLA
Theres plenty of those. A lot of dollar pizza places are money laundering fronts. Many places that wont accept cards are likely cooking books
@@AlphaQHard i love those pizza spots! Used to get $5 large pies better than regular priced large pies in the same area. This was like 20 years ago, but large pies then were still easily $15+.
your spot on, if a place tastes like u wouldn't eat there again, guess what they make no fkn money from their pizza, yet they stay open...
Pizza gate.
Never forget.
This is mark Zuckerberg after 8 days in Brooklyn.
The Zuck though the Pizza Zucked
After so many years, we finally achieved the One Bite.
One slice everyone knows the rules
@@joel.ha. I've never seen Dave stop at one bite, until he encountered the one bite slice.
That shit makes 7eleven pizza look like a 8.9 😂
7-11 pizza is lit
7-11 zza is like a solid 5.0 it ain’t good compared to any other place but fuck at least it’s edible AND affordable lol
@@spartan1010101 The thing about 7-11 pizza is where else you gonna get a single slice of pizza at 3am
@@ja6995 hot honey barbecue and sweet Buffalo chicken skewers go fn crazy
It honestly makes hospital pizza look appetizing.
He waited 45 minute for the pizza to be delivered to the back door!
If Mark Zuckerberg did pizza reviews 😂😂😂
“Sir this is a Dunkin’ Donuts”
Underrated comment
For a dunkin donuts that would easily be a 9 or 10
Dunkin' Pizza
"Fuck this place! Let's go!" is my new leaving work expression
I use this line @ church filing out end of service; the priests get pissed but the nuns sometimes smile & giggle.
@@ethelroast9671never happened
@@mikitesfaye8079 -- oh, it def happened. Go talk to Sister Mary Grace to confirm. She ALWAYS smiles & giggles when I do it. 💯
I've been doing this at work for several years.
Another great approach is shaking your head & pretending you're an Etch-a-sketch when walking out the door.
New? That’s me every day for the past 5 years
Mark Zuckerberg and Alex Jones had a kid....
Bro gave a one bite slice and got taken to the cleaners
Imagine showing up to a money laundering restaurant expecting to get good pizza...😂
Oh Dave... You silly goose
Actually some of the shadiest places have awesome pizza lol
@@jamespendleton9879 no...they don't
@@hush9185plenty of while in the wall places that only accept cash. There’s a lot that Dave reviews well like this
@@hush9185 They actually do. Her in MA. I have been in some very Mafioso places with weird hours and great pizza. Beverly, Ma. in the mid 90's :) Cabot and Rantoul St.
@@jamespendleton9879ayyy I live in Bev. You talking about that shady place across BK? Lived on Bennett growing up and never bothered to try it.
It's called money laundering
I didn't know Mark Zuckerberg was rating pizzas.
Is this Mark Zuckerberg after puberty?
Damn Dave even gave Red Barron frozen pizza 🍕 a 6 lol 🤣
Dave when are you coming to do a backyard pizza review at my house in Staten Island we got the wooden outdoor oven with a 8.7 solid pie
Red Baron is pretty decent for frozen pizza. Used to get down with those when I was a kid back in the 80’s
Honestly, if you're a front you should probably just have frozen pizzas on standby for situations like this lol
Red Baron is so fucking good. Way better than that.
Red Baron is better than that lol
they ain't cooking pizza there Dave. they are cooking books, and taking numbers. all I say is be careful when you come across a place that sucks at what they do, yet they have been there forever.
We had a similar shop in the city next to mine. That place has a ton of muslim immigrants from somalia, ethiopia, iraq, and afghanistan all settling and taking over one area. A halal grocery shop there basically washes social welfare debit cards. Basically, customers spend out the card balance for a bunch of items and the shop then buys back those items for cash. Both sides make money.
@animejanai4657 someone should call the authorities. After all all of that money is being stolen from American blue collar workers.
they don’t want him to advertise LMAO
@@animejanai4657so they are self sufficient. Good for them
Kinda of like the many Turkish kabob places opening up around London, or the Turkish barbershops
Never thar many people go there, yet the owners pull up in an expensive car 😅
If Bear Grylls and Mark Zuckerberg had a child
I thought this thumbnail was Mark Zuckerberg with facial hair
Holy shit that looks like a melted painting.
Don't insult paintings
@@strawberrycough22 lol😅
Hahaha classic 👍
Drawn by Humper Xiden.
the salvador dali special
Bro threw slabs of mozzarella cheese and ragu on a frisbee and warmed it just for Dave
That doesn't even look like mozz
I swear I was like that's a tortilla shell with sliced cheese and spaghetti sauce
What’s a tortilla “shell”? Does it swim underwater? Is it some sort of a crustacean?
@@tombystander I know what you meant bro...same thing I thought.
@@bench-clearingbrawl7737 it floats on top of the water kinda like a tortolitos
They cooked it in a normal home oven. They had to preheat that mf when you walked in 😂
Pov; thats the slice u get on pizza day at school
That cheese is whiter than Dave
That’s how fresh mozzarella actually looks
"Sir this is a McDonald's"
McDonalds in Orlando sell pizza, Dave gave it a 2.9.
Sir, we sell life insurance, and this was my lunch...
@Rhey "Sir, I'm homeless and you just ate my unfinished tor-tillia pitza...shame on you"
😂
You joke, but McDonald's did have Pizza back in the day.
"this is what I waited for Frankie...this, this dooBOGGLE of a mess!"
😂🤣
Dave is kinda like if Mark Zuckerberg had a beard and wasn’t extremely socially awkward constantly
What left the employees confused was the fact that he ordered a pizza in a soon to be close Sears.
So I guess just because I'm Polish I want to order a Polish sausage huh?
For anyone wondering, this is Open Market in NYC. It's a legitimate low price deli and they actually have ok reviews on Google, just not for their pizza.
Looks gross
Same a hole tourist will think that’s great pizza. Ha ha ha Manhattans pizza has become like unicorns and rainbows.
The only thing everyone is wondering, is if their pizza is good. Dave answered that
No, i want to know where this place is so i will never make the mistake of entering that place.@@Pe4nutButter
Drug front
This guy looks like if Zuckerberg was an actual person
Every time he waits like a normal person he rates them horrible
Dave Portnoy looks like Mark Zuckerberg if he was a human
Dave can't read laundromat rooms at all 😂
He looks like Mark Zuckerberg with facial hair.
You look like Mark Zuckerberg after losing his billions of dollars 😂😂😂
They don't want customers. They're too busy laundering coke money
I thought it was Mark Zuckerberg 😂😂
Mark Zuckerberg is reviewing pizza spots ? Nice !
It was like the pizza store was run by child labour 💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The snack shack at the Apple manufacturing plant in Malaysia & Shenzen China. You can take your daily pay, or exchange your .042 cents for this micro-pizza, aka Smurf pizza 🍕
Child labor in the US is known as millennials, cause they're immature, untrainable, and lazy as F!
Easy bake oven slice - everybody knows the rules.
Normal version of mark Zuckerberg
Dave took it personal… no respect… no buttering him up… no scrambling in fear behind the counter…. NO GIVE A SHIT. I laughed so hard… reminded me of how I treated customers on the last day I worked at a lunch counter! So DAMN Hilarious!
❤️❤️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
It’s great how he took the little slice 😂
Only as good as your weakest link.
to be fair, they are serving that as a slice of pizza
Dude in the back holding forsure 🤣🤣
I saw him and got the sniffles 😂
This guy looks like Mark Zuckerberg if he was a human
Mark Zuckerberg advanced human form
Looks like the slices of pizza we used to get in school for a pizza party 😂
Your teacher paid for that pizza out of pocket, be graeful. Lol.
@@omarblanco615 id rather get no pizza than get insulted by whatever the hell the teacher gets
Lucky for me my school payed for the pizza so we actually got 2 or 3 decent slices.
School pizza looked way better than that…
Very humble opinion i respect this way of thinking. Absolutely a great point. My girlfriend of 8 years is a preschool “teacher” and spends so much of her own money on her kids just to get the most joy out of them. They’re easily impressed but it’s happiness for the ones to give just as much for the kids to get.
At least he was courteous enough to leave the name out of it
I bet the name was blasted out there in the full video
its in the background on the whiteboard
I thought he was mark Zuckerberg for a second
Mark's older brother out here cussing up a storm.
haha this guy is like 10 years younger than mark. he just has a beard
The plug in the back just chilling like a villain 😂
that's insane. no way it's just a pizza shop
Hearing him drop the f bomb that many times should tell us how bad the pizza disappointed him 🤣
It was actually “one bite” this time.
A person who has never made a pizza before would probably do a better job than this. 😂
They must not know who he is. How could you serve that 😂
That's good tho. He won't get the extra good service that the average customer wouldn't. It doesn't up the quality on what would be a typically shitty pizza.
@@EvanSaltare Right… thx for killing the energy of my comment 👍
@@EvanSaltarenot good for the restaurant lol what
Seriously. You can't be in the pizza business and not know when that guy walks in you make the best damn pizza you possibly can.
@@riotpb10 They are not in the pizza or food business, they are in the money laundering business.
The block of cheese was the pillow for a dead guy when he placed his order
One of the few times I've seen him finish a whole slice before giving a review.
I instantly knew where this was as soon as I saw the outside of the building. This place is a money laundry, it opened up in like 2013 and nobody is ever in there. Their food sucks ass but they're somehow still open, despite being like a block away from Wall Street
What pizza place is this?
@@JewsusMalone Some shithole on William between Beaver and Wall called Open Market, I was in there back when it opened and bought nothing cuz everything was low quality and overpriced.
Oh wait sorry it's between Exchange and Beaver, it's one more block over than I thought it was, I always forget about Exchange
Good let’s report it
@@jasonchan4732trash their pizza but don’t be a snitch ffs
Shit looks like they melted a slice of American cheese on it in the microwave
it’s definitely a shitty pizza, but that’s clearly mozzarella lol
@@peen2804 this guy doesn't know what color american cheese is. 💀
This the human that mark zuckerberg tried to replicate but failed
Lol, you're right - I always thought Dave reminded me of someone, but I couldn't quite put my finger on whom. Mystery solved.
accidently left the reel running all night my b
Now I wanna go there and be delightfully disappointed
You know it's bad when someone gives you a *.01* to emphasize on how bad you are. 0.0 means you didn't even try, it's like not answering one question on a test
But that *0.01* means you actually tried and failed as bad as one can possibly fail 💀💀💀
Didn't know Hellen Keller was working at a Pizza place
that’s how we feel when you sell our data, man
The only time dave has ever given a score after "just one bite" 😂😂
If someone has never experienced the Internet, you could show this clip and it pretty much sums it up.😂
"Rich boi dosen't like pre-made pizza"
Fixed your title
That slice is DEF 1 bite😂😂😂
But sir, this is an Arby's.
For those of you that want to know recipe: Tortilla, ragu, cheese slices place in microwave for 20 secs. Throw at customer
And tell him gtfou
Retired Del Potro seems very passionate about pizzas
The sliced processed mozzarella
What's the name of the restaurant?
You need to show the name in your videos
He usually does. Think he was helping them out then out by not saying it