Top 10 CRAZIEST One Bite Barstool Pizza Review Interactions
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- čas přidán 5. 07. 2024
- Dave Portnoy has been reviewing a pizza a day for nearly a decade, but what are the craziest interactions?
0:00 -- #10 New York Is Healing (Stella 34 Trattoria)
2:21 -- #9 I Am Affiliated (Marco's Coal Fired)
4:08 -- #8 Get The Fuck Outta Here (Tavola)
6:09 -- #7 I Don't Wanna Be On TV (Farinella Bakery Pizza)
7:58 -- #6 Surprise Chilli Pepper (Norma Gastronomia Siciliana)
14:16 -- #5 The Riddler (Mama Mia's)
16:10 -- #4 Andddd He's Gone (Lou Malnati's)
19:05 -- #3 Do You Have Permission To Shoot On My Patio? (Goodfellas Distillery)
20:36 -- #2 Don't Forget To Give It To A Crack Addict
21:58 -- #1 The Mother Of Them All (Joe & Pat's Pizzeria)
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Some New yorkers are definitely crazy.
Make sure we are affiliated with the channel? Ok
Where is the Chicago car jacking? Didnt make the list
Did Dave get in between the sheets with the chick he fed?
I'm so thankful I don't live in New York City.
Fact: Once you become homeless, you lose the ability to use a 1-10 scale to rate pizza.
Once you have lost the ability to spell and use the word "lose" properly, you should not have the audacity to use the written word in any public forum.
@@biggsweaty ok... let's settle down now
@@biggsweaty This is some autist level lack of insight. Since you've never gained the ability to act properly when communicating, you should not have the audacity to tell anyone how to be "proper."
I'm sure there are plenty of tutorials for autists just like you on how to communicate without drooling over everyone halfway decent. 🤪
@@biggsweaty you are absolutely correct sir. Thank you for the catch!
@@biggsweaty Probably votes Democrat.
Dave has the uncanny ability to attract the most bizarre creatures in all of America lmao
Nah sorry but that ability has got to go to Andrew Callaghan at channel 5
Kinda expected when you’re from NY
Every person loves pizza. And every crazy person loves the camera attention. 🤷♂
wdym this was just a regular monday
"creatures" loool
Dave's patience with people is a 9.8.
One conversation, everybody knows the rule
that woman that didn’t know what “affiliated” meant was killing me.
Rookie scoreee
@@bloodaonadeline8346funniest shit ever
The dude who kept eating and not eating the pizza should walk into traffic
Thank you, Dave, for shining a light on America's mental health crisis.
It’s real out there!!!!!🤯😱
drug crisis*
seriously, 100 years ago these people would be in institutions. we need to bring back involuntary confinement.
Shit made me laugh
@@LombaxLeecommunist
I’m obsessed with how committed Dave is to getting the score - I agree, these homeless people got no respect for the game.
You sound like a very bad person too.
@@philipweaver7842 It’s all jokes bro 😂 how can you not see it?
@@seabass5082 jokes? Homeless people will eat a McDouble covered in cow dung.. if your hungry your hungry of course they're gonna walk away. They don't care about a camera.
"No respect I tell ya, no respect!" - Rodney RIP
The homeless clearly didn't speak english and i can't imagine being on the streets when you don't know the language
It’s honestly amazing to me how many people just refuse to give a score😂
I know, right 😂 Like they’re being asked to solve advanced mathematical problems.
It’s like he’s talking to people that have never heard the English language before.
They sound like English isn't even their 3rd language.
Unique new york!
Retards walking around with no one to help em.
That “I fought a war for you” was a perfect ending to that chaos 😂😂😂
Atta Boy! 😂
My pleasure lol.
I know a lot of war veterans. But I’ve never met A SINGLE ONE who goes around gleefully talking about fighting in the war. And even if they did, they absolutely would not have a big smile on their face.
*youse
I've never been in more suspense than waiting for pepper man's score. And to this day I'm still in suspense
I think it was a 2 😂
LMAO you nailed it
Yea but there’s no way it was a two the way he was eating that
What looked like a “two” rating on the pizza, could be seen as a Peace sign. He lived by different rules. At least he reciprocated by sharing a hot pepper 🌶️ ✌🏽
You will never get it. You are not deserving
Prez getting mad at the hobos for not giving him a score will always be funny.
Live in their own world.
That pepper guy 😂😂 Comes out with his own review, “1-10!” Guy was killing me 😂
It looks like he thought “1 - 10” meant take a bite. Every time Davey said it, he struggled to force another bite.
@@brandonm6751 Yo i’m dying rn that this is actually possible
playing the uno reverse card im dying
@@brandonm6751 LOL that makes perfect sense
I had tears in my eyes laughing at that guy lol.
Dave eating that homeless dude's pepper is crazier than all these interactions combined
I couldn’t believe he actually ate one
@@johncena360noscopemlgmaybe cause he saw the guy eat one first so he knew they were legit.
@@Sneakycastro69 homeless people will eat anything dudue
@@Sneakycastro69that could’ve been a dumpster pepper.
lol@@yungpm
Dave feeding already eaten pizza to an aggressively hyped man is amazing
He almost broke character.
I love that man's genuine concern about the pizza being placed on the ground. He couldn't help but take time out of his day to express his concern about such a delicious pizza being disrespected like that😅
Real Italian
Who gives a fuck
I love that Portnoy says "I can respect that" and picks it up. Game recognise game
@@scerpalman💀
Watching Joe & Pats for the hundredth time. Today it’s like watching a scripted scene and they are all actors. The timing and everything. Imagine if it really was all scripted. Best kept secret at Barstool.
I don't they could script that.
I only been to New york once but can guarantee this is all possible in many areas 😂
I've seen enough barstool sports to know they are not capable of scripting something this amazing. Yet, it still seems so unreal lol.
That is just everyday living in NYC. You have to take the bad with the worse.
@@danielsimpson607 yup. The few times Ive been to NYC, this is exactly how it is everytime ive been there. Its an out of body experience
Not gonna lie he is way more patient than he needs to be with some of these people.
It’s like the funniest part of show tho.
Demanding pizza scores from dangerous vagrants who can’t even speak English 😆
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“What a mistake that guy made”. Understatement of the century.
"How is he pulling that?" Kills me every time 🤣🤣🤣
I watched that like twice a week just for that part lmao. Real tears everytime 😂😂 “give it to a crack attic” 😂😂
😂😂 man I wasn’t supposed to laugh but that had me when i realized he wasn’t pulling it with no harms.
I GOT NO EXCUSE to accomplish anything with my both arms lol
Seriously a top clip on the internet as a whole lmao
1 bite, dave attracts all the npcs, everybody knows the rules.
Dave portnoy = NPC 🧲
For real 😂
The guy that burn he’s face still has me laughing 😂 🤣 Dave is still asking him 1-10 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dude is so hungry
That man didn't know enough English to score it. I think he thought he had to eat the pizza in 10 seconds and he would get paid
1-10 bro tasting skin 😂😂
Legend has it dave is still.asking that dude for a 1 through 10 score
The affiliated girl was out to lunch lol. Whole conversation went over her head lmfao
Probably had too much wine with her lunch...
@@hurricanekicka it's Denver and someone ate too many mgs lol
Yea at first I thought she was a bad actor but nah she’s just dumb lol
My tamagotchi has a higher iq. Wtf was she talking about ?
That was my favorite part
How can New York still exist without tearing a hole through the fabric of space and time?
It's like all the toxic stuff contained in one city. Like everybody is caked out of their minds.
Florida of the North
@@jeffbenzos6344 i never experienced that new york level of homeless people down here in florida LMAO
@@saucyruben head to downtown Miami daddy you’re not in the right place.
Good pizza apparently keeps it all going; barely,
Dave's ability to handle crazy is amazing
The recurring theme of homeless people not giving a score is so hilarious to me 😂
“I fought a war for yous” guy is all time
He saw his opportunity and took it. Absolute hero
fucking legend
and it was his pleasure
He also lying or forgetting which war he fought because there's no way he's 100
@@goliatheater67373 if it was 10 years ago he was 87, checks out .
The pepper guy had me on the edge of my seat....
Gotta give it to Frankie for not losing his mind in all of these and creating a shaky cam. Respect to you sir!
Guy with no arms recently passed away. He was a fixture on Miami Beach for years. He was arrested a few years ago for chasing people, and attacking them with scissors in his feet.
WHAT. HOW? How did he attack people with scissors in his FEET? 😂😂😂
Wait... What??!😅😅😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Wow that was the same guy??? I've seen that video
@@M4RCi92 you can find the video of it on youtube
The pepper guy deserved the number 3 spot haha
😂
ONE THROUGH TEN. C'MON. YOU AND ME.
I see top 10 craziest one bite reviews and immediately I check that Joe & Pats is #1. Mother of them all indeed
New #1 is Dragon Pizza
Plastique Machine
“Ya gotta make a lick of sense”… I’ve seen that clip a hundred times and it KILLS me every time…😂 People don’t realize just how funny Dave can be…
That moment when Dave is in the middle of a discussion with the "Don't film me" lady and a homeless guy with a bloody nose and broken english asks him where the plastic machine is must be the funniest moment i've seen at Barstool 😂.
Still the most coherent and respectful New Yorker I’ve heard speak in years.
Celebrating diversity one crazy methhead at a time!
The crazy episode where the guy had no arms pulling the suitcase. The guy is actually a street artist. Blew my mind!!! Here he is czcams.com/video/yspLfNFD7O4/video.html
But enough about the plasteek machine guy
WHO
@@deenzmartin6695 First lady
*Long pause* "How is he pulling that" killed me lmao
And points him out with an extended arm, like we didn't see it. ROFL!
"My first instinct was to shove it in his mouth"
“Annnndddd he’s gone” cracks me up. Joe and Pat’s is legendary too
I’ve watched the Joe and pats review atleast 1000 times. It’s the greatest piece of reporting/ entertainment ever.
The guy with chilies is a real character. That guy is hilarious
I hope hes doing terrible
Score the FUCKIN PIZZA
@@Ed-tq6hbCasually keeps chewing. 😂
1-10
Dave, you got SERIOUS balls eating backpack chili's... Much respect 💜✌️
"You gave it a zero but you did it on a totally different scale " Got me absolutely dead🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Are you affiliated?
Yes we work down the street 😂⛽️
The Chilli Surprise guy got his ‘Hold The Door’ moment and will now only say “1-10”
The one with the pepper is so damn funny!! Dave can carry on a conversation with anybody no matter who they are!!
The Joe & Pat's review is pure distilled New York in a video.
24:14 one of the underrated side-stories of the Joe & Pat's Saga: The photo bomb dab
Just when I thought that segment couldn't get any more chaotic 😂
Joe and Pat's is a classic
Yes
The last clip literally felt like a psychedelic trip most random string of event ever to happen 😂
The chaos at joe and pats is insane hahaha
the kid dabbing in the background of Joe & Pats just adds to the sheer amount of chaos and randomness lol. Each time Prez was about to take the first bite there was a new interruption.
First rule of living in NYC, NEVER make eye contact with a crackhead.
Who knew it was so hard to just review pizza while standing outside of the establishment? My mind is literally blown at the last clip.
If I ever run into Dave doing a review, I’m going to have a ton of fun not rating the pizza.
😂 never thought of that that’s gold though
18:37 the guy is a magician 🎩
He magically threw a pigeon in the air from his hand😂😂
I came here to write this comment, but I saw yours.
Watched it 20 times on 0.25 speed and it still doesn’t make sense how that happened
Wtffff
Lol good catch
@@cookinonehanded5991 I'm literally doing the same thing right now, and had to come to the comments for some clarification. My first thought was that it was something edited in by Barstool, because the score pops up shortly after (to make it look like he flipped the score graphic out of his hand). But that's definitely not the case
Joe and Pats never disappoints 😂
A no-score is going to put Dave over the edge one day
BRO at Joe and Pats, the NPC’s just didn’t stop!! 🤣
“Your shoes are untied”
“I know, they’re not mine”
Touché vagrant, touché.
“ I fought a war for this!” 😂 yeah damn right you did geezer.
Joe and Pats review perfectly summarizes what the East Village is like 😂
Small size shirt guy should belong in here too 😂
the guy got so feeded up about dave asking him 1 - 10 he said "fuck this here eat this chili and you give me 1-10" LOLOL
I mean all he had to do was say a fucking number lmao, these people are ridiculous
I just geeked so hard
@@voyager1568The dude obviously didn’t know English very well, use your brain💀
Bruh I fell da fuk over when that dude walk by pulling a bag with no arms...😂🤣😂🤣
And the look Dave gave😂🤣
He's got little fingers on his arms
Dave, I’m impressed. You do not usually exhibit that level of patience. 👍🏻 😂
I always wanted to see New York, but now I think I've seen enough.
1 thru 10 guy didn’t know what you meant ( by rating)
He thought it was a challenge
To eat the whole thing, that’s why he starts throwing chills saying 1 through 10 lol
Lmao 🤣
4:33 it’s like watching a turtle eat
hahahhahahhaha
I can't believe they found 20 minutes of people making Dave look like the smart one.
dave's spunkiness is legendary, i gotta watch all the videos now just to like them
Chilli pepper was infuriatingly funny
Look up "borat grocery store cheese" you won't regret it
Laughs at dude and says “you burned your face right the fuck off!” laughs some more… 😂
He is just real with him. He did not laugh at him
They were both laughing
I admire Dave's persistence. Insisting that homeless people or people that are high af give him a score, that he'll ask like 20 times instead of saying eff it, it doesn't matter what they say, it's my review.
the peppers guy had me on my ass
I will dream about Dave not getting the 1 to 10 out of the chilli dude. Soo frustrating. But the Riddler had me in stitches as he took the pizza like a dog with a burst ball. At what point did that tattoo seem like a good idea. The tattoo is actually literally questioning itself …
The entitlement of these homeless people is mind boggling 😂😂
He couldn't understand the question
that’s why they are really homeless
Mamma Mia’s is one of the best ever 😂
The war veteran was watching the whole time 23:42. Probably waiting on the right opportunity XD
jesus. every person he gave a slice to had fking brain damage lol
Chilli pepper guy always blows me away
6:44 that italian was so hurt to se the pizza box on the floor😭
Love everything about the reviews!
21:10 That line and the timing was so good im crying 😂
Joe and Pats review was hysterical and insane. Please post all the wild NYC people.
I’ve seen this compilation way too many times. The fact that it’s so rewatchable, while being about a seemingly mundane subject is credence to the fact that Dave is goated.
The guy just made up his own definition of “1-10” he turned it into a challenge 😂
I will respect Dave forever for the way he can deal with LITERALLY anyone in life. It’s an enormous skill
The guy with the no arms had me seriously dying 🤣
18:33 perfect timing from the bird
22:40 this is truly an incredible clip so good - the ww2 guy is such a legend
I’m glued to watching this because I’m so happy I’m not alone in attracting crazy peoples.
Chopping it up with everrrryyyyyone at joe and pat's! Ole Dave can chop it up with anyone in any city. That was awesome. You couldn't script anymore of random interactions in a million lifetimes
The I don’t wanna be on TV guy has the best like ever… “When I’ll be inaugurated in Venezuela, when u have matches, you don’t need cancer”
One smile from ear to ear, everybody knows the rules. Happy 4th! 🇺🇸
Thank you someone finally said something about Dave putting the box on the floor
Grew up outside Syracuse, lived in Saratoga forever. Loved your swing through!
We need more reviews like the Joe and pats review
Here after dragon pizza
Everyone sleeping on the little kid dabbing in the background! He was the icing on the cake!
Joe & Pats... ah, you saved THE BEST for last!!!! I've seen it before and I will watch it again and again! 😊
Come up with about 45 minutes more and Joe and Pat’s could be a broadway play!
"I fought a war for this" and he keeps it moving
absolutely hilarious!! the chaos man!!