Papers Please If It Was a Horror Game

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[@Notjo6200]

Do not talk to Pyro, he will try to commission art from you

[@SalmonidSplat]

💀

[@O.JSimpson]

Whatever you say, just call me daddy

fr

[@fenison4430]

What kind of art i wonder 🤔

[@fantaguyreal]

Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु…

[@dan_international]

"slim, unlucky" lil bro ain't even trying to hide it anymore

[@maxirauxgd8110]

So blatant at this point

[@outdisbih4339]

slim what shady

Imagine you are just comeback from a mole removal and then your landlord lock you down and call a protocol.

hi

[@fantaguyreal]

Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु…

[@Raihwy]

@@fantaguyrealअहं मृतः इति वरम्

[@43021]

“you came here from a comment didn’t you?” 🤓☝️

[@giantcrayfish2866]

@@fantaguyrealstfu noone cares

[@jblen]

This is a neat idea but I think what its missing that papers please did well was that it felt bad to send people away. These people can't see their friend in some apartment or something - so what, why would I care when the alternative is you're trying to kill me? Papers please made you want to let everyone in, while being unable to do so and still make profit. This game you play by the rules the whole time and everything else is a mistake.

[@xxalekfumantexx8737]

i didn't expect the jumpscare at 00:00 one of the scariest games of the decade.

[@Dummy4Lifez]

Thats a scary doppelganger 😱

[@zeldacrafter4578]

seeing pyro have a eureka moment figuring out the mole is on the wrong side is hilarious

[@breaditalian]

Pyro: "Slim? That's unlucky."

[@linc54]

11:16 Of course that’s the first thing he says

[@OrdinaryDoommarine]

bro was drooling mid stream over it

[@Mom-pl2xb]

thats what pyro loves

[@vahki]

slop skip: 18:23

[@SuperWiiBros08]

Shut up

[@kamalwhite3975]

Thank you 👍

[@Mom-pl2xb]

W mans

[@ThePaperKhan]

This needs to be higher.

[@Paul_Beeniss]

Saved the day

[@zomgkb]

I didn’t think anyone could be so bad at this game lmao

[@heligon5379]

Do not talk to pyros barber

[@perheriita2723]

Pepers, Please is a horror game. There is nothing scarier than talking to Russian people.

[@YuriUnlucky]

do not talk to pyro, he will inflate you

[@painteddolphin0324]

I try talking to him everyday, but my words are lost in that gigantic forehead

[@Rynobii]

Pyro casually giving everyone with trypophobia a panic attack with the thumbnail

[@dumbme4834]

Bro i was scared so badly

[@saltytunes1883]

skill issue

[@Koi-the-idiot]

Me I'm everyone

[@logbuzz]

skill issue

[@aversivebark32]

Oooo does this scare you 🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳

[@CypressCircuit]

7:28 pretty sure this is also a reference to "Dream this man" a little hoax that was spread around IRL and the internet for a while.

[@Lampshadecollector]

Pyro loves changing his title and thumbnail

[@Sylvie-hx7vs]

Does not have any of the paperwork: gets let through
Isnt wearing a hat on his picture: death

[@CodenameMood]

It is astonishing how incompetent and idiotic someone can be..
Surely, he must be doing it for the bit, right?

[@xQc_Enjoyer777]

Eh this is just how streamers are, watching jerma play Outer Wilds was agony

[@hateme5010]

It's a bit, but only the exaggerated part. They are stupid, to a certain degree, and they play it up for interactions such as these. XQC is an exception though

[@Anonymous_Badger]

Ok I will not talk to you pyro.

[@zebra1327]

Thank you for triggering my trypophobia with that thumbnail

[@beanmasterz]

Unlucky

[@dartoney]

Get shafted phobecell

[@camolile]

Bro same!

[@jamsya493]

Feet

[@jstar3382]

i wish this vid was longer, I like him actually playing games

[@lukiera]

watch the streams

[@egorsemenov9537]

Seeing pyro finding doppelgangers while himself being one of them is crazy (yesterday’s “transition” stream)

[@blooperr575]

"So if you dont know what the concept of fear is, let me tell you, when humans first evolve-"

[@TheTrueOlly]

Love your content 🔥

[@chillteensie]

thanks for the slop pyro 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@jonahshields1925]

That thumbnail triggered my trypophobia so hard that I had to click on the video just to comment about it

[@xxamyyyox]

Tbh it looks disgusting even if you dont have a phobia

[@LampEnjoyer2]

Fear and hunger when?

[@jaceyeah]

they why he plays this game aggravates me

[@HawariH]

Pyro's greatest effort yet in pyrolive was changing the thumbnail twice

[@Hayden-pg4og]

When he switched to Helldivers 2 when he said ‘good game’ it just made me laugh, no one will be playing that game in a month

[@ulric8445]

I’m gonna watch the purple hat series again on account of how far you have fallen in being able to play videogames, it is genuinely a lifeless feeling watching this now

[@RottenHeretic]

skill issue

[@yuhhbaby3179]

Damn this actually hit like a brick. Gonna go watch thicc souls and re7

[@ulric8445]

@@yuhhbaby3179 TRUE

[@penelopesilva9219]

Get a haircut

[@leon02356]

I like that because you mentioned papers please, if you look in the video description it says the game your playing is papers please.

[@ThenamesC]

8:47 "that's unfortunate"

[@AllThingsIzzyTTV]

Original TItle: "Do Not Talk To This Man"

[@funkyn1]

yes pyro you get a jumpscare if you die.

[@fellow9939]

pyro letting people know that conversations with him will inevitably devolve into furry inflation fanfic readings and that he's better off avoided. thank you pyro for this important PSA.

[@purplelops]

I am happy Pyro knows how to pronounce Godot

[@Schrader_myguy]

Fell

[@O.JSimpson]

No

[@JeremyBaconThe1st]

Finally, someone talks about papers, please again. Ive been playing this game the last month for hours

[@lenticulariz2564]

mandela catalogue + papers please goes hard

[@skullhunterh2824]

Paper please is a horror game when I’m in control

[@Henry-kd1mu]

Change the thumbnail please i have tryphobia 💀

[@ThenamesC]

8:56 T H A T S O N H E R L E F T C H E E C K

[@3liq868]

Guys guys he uploaded cruelty squad

[@someguywhoreallylikesmegaman]

I never want to talk to you, Pyro

[@Petteraarsbog]

oh my goon pyrocynical, you are a real gooner!

[@maxnixleben3334]

Bro forgot the keycard

[@redwiltshire1816]

Or what? You gonna make me all fully wooly 🗿

[@cinnamonbunz4ever327]

Watching people play this for the first time is so painful

[@hug-the-raccoon]

Can you NOT use THAT as the thumbnail???

[@thegoldenbucketstudios9896]

Video not meant for trypophobes

[@gnerus1972]

nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare

[@presidentofchina1496]

Disgusting trypophobic, why don't you try to be tolerant for once?

[@averywhydoyouwannaknow5463]

Who? Pyro?

[@hug-the-raccoon]

@@thegoldenbucketstudios9896 He could've used the title to warn the viewers, but I guess that makes too much sense.

[@gt7984]

Pyro's Hair Situation has hitten a new low

[@misterpotato427]

Pyro you make my day, even tho people call you a piggy feeder, or pigsty maintainer I still think you're wonderful content creator!

[@tartuffle2400]

Pyro: *keeps clicking the button to let person in* why is it letting everyone in?!1?1?1!!1?

[@14deepwoken88]

2k views pyro didn't fall off 🔥🔥🔥

[@creeperlamoureux]

thumbnail is at 11:47

[@riptideanomy1024]

Thank you for dressing up again. Im sure this wont ever be requested again

[@funnyhahax3679]

Weird that he put two good games at the beginning, Banban sweep

[@Not_Dynamics]

The answer to life, the universe, and everything else was 42, pyro.

[@maya_void3923]

He answered it

[@maya_void3923]

At second run

[@jamesconlin5099]

Do not talk to Pyro, he will try and take you to a furry convention

[@Yipper64]

sounds like an experience.
Possibly a traumatic one, but an experience.

[@GeZz.]

PYRO when stream with full makeup and dress?

[@TheRealEncy]

Can't Believed They Manage To Convinced A Thatcher Doppelganger To Livestream This! Truly The Most Doppelganger Thing Of All Time.

[@vermillion-sz7vy]

inflation merchant

[@pastelhappy]

KINITO MENTIONED YIPPEE

[@radred1882]

Pyro never fails to make me question why im still here 😊

[@Yipper64]

What does Pyro think about a women's weight
8:47 and 11:16

[@Markohrr]

"Slim. That's unfortunate." OH REALLY....???????

[@el3mentalz0mb1e]

Bruh, how do you not know the answer to life, the universe, and everything. It's 42!

[@maya_void3923]

He did answered that second time bro

[@scoobledoo6169]

Ok then geez

[@SpongeVolpe21]

you should play outer wilds pyro, they scaled the universe of that game to your size

[@medeas_number_1_fan]

How many times will pyro change the title/thumbnail? The world will never know

[@am_i_aaron]

But I wanna talk to him 😢

[@scottbradford8041]

bro is so late on the slop made from this game holy moly

[@evictionnotice28]

I'm starting to think it isn't just a bit, he's actually just smoothbrained.

[@heskymarky]

"my appearance? What's wrong with my appearance?
...
There is nothing abnormal about my appearance. This hairline is completely normal. Yes, and the chins. Yes, the forehead should be this large."

[@Agent_chees]

BRO YOU CHANGED THE TITLE AND THUMBNAIL LIKE FIVE TIMES

[@styxxalembers]

indecisiveness frfr

[@xQc_Enjoyer777]

It might be the new CZcams system similar to what Netflix uses where there are multiple groups of thumbnails and titles then whichever performs the best is chosen after a week or so. Also has a secondary effect of just catching your attention tricking you into thinking it's a different video, especially annoying on Netflix when the same show keeps having a different thumbnail for it.

[@dinomite6879]

The head would be outrageous

[@harveymarckson]

I only watched this video because youtube would've kept it in my recommended on every video I watched permanently until I did

[@anixiel3]

change that thumbnail for people with trypophobia
😥

[@Koi-the-idiot]

Ngl the thumbnail creeps me out. Tripaphobia is strong with this one

[@elliswhistleblower4077]

more slop yayyyyyyy

[@Ragequit47]

itchy yo

[@cheekyscuola]

toad in the hole

[@AzEsmNoob]

0:10 Rent free

[@Fwedwico]

5:48 the answers 42, have u not read the hitchhikers guid to the galaxy?

[@hopdig2168]

How did he not get the did u dream this man reference

[@twenttii]

erratas

[@brody8850]

Aka trying to spot the British person among the normal people

[@LFG04]

slop man the thumbnail is trypophobia 101 can you not

[@ThatHawksSimp]

Pyro please change the thumbnail 😭

[@morgana_vr7802]

this looks like this game was made by the one night at flumpty's guy

[@bonline.]

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID THAT ITS BASICALLY PAPERS PLEASE

[@Yipper64]

finally?
Literally everyone has been saying this.

[@scylorn]

if it WAS? It is technically horror. That is if you count living in Britain horror.

[@painteddolphin0324]

Man, it felt like I was just here. I thought i was talking to a forehead, but i like papers please😃

[@91tears94]

Your haircut is a horror game in of it itself

[@Sloster]

pfft youtube is identifying this as papers, please

[@freddyfazbear6942]

Please

[@tasukovalskia6049]

Papers pleass but among us, NEXT!!!

[@huske537]

If it was a being late to every trend challenge

[@yourlocalsenpai4168]

No views in 13 seconds greatest falloff of the century