Barstool Pizza Review - Poppy Pizza (Mashpee, MA)

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  • čas přidán 25. 07. 2019
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Komentáře • 385

  • @cjg333
    @cjg333 Před 5 lety +388

    one kid who cannot coherently explain anything, everyone knows dave was about to blow a gasket

    • @TR-sg9jc
      @TR-sg9jc Před 5 lety +18

      Tbh Dave has some bad comprehension skills when he wants to

    • @aaronh8943
      @aaronh8943 Před 5 lety +1

      @L E That was the gayest thing I've heard from a soyboy, in a very long time.

  • @mmafighter1736
    @mmafighter1736 Před 5 lety +401

    I think I lost brain cells from watching this.

  • @toddarcher2542
    @toddarcher2542 Před 5 lety +243

    One pizza cooked in a washing machine everyone knows the rules

  • @abarth003
    @abarth003 Před 5 lety +120

    Three kids talking at same time is so annoying.

  • @robertk2007
    @robertk2007 Před 5 lety +144

    Boston retaaads, everyone knows the rules

    • @lucidjackson8291
      @lucidjackson8291 Před 5 lety +4

      loooooool

    • @DoctorWho1983
      @DoctorWho1983 Před 5 lety +7

      Im from MA, you are not wrong...

    • @johnburke9873
      @johnburke9873 Před 5 lety

      Got better schools than where ever the fuck you came from Robert

    • @robertk2007
      @robertk2007 Před 4 lety +4

      @@johnburke9873 maybe, but those retaaads didnt go to them

  • @CleanPlayMusic
    @CleanPlayMusic Před 5 lety +117

    This review is AAAAALLLL OVER THA PLACE in all aspects !

  • @dylanjames7857
    @dylanjames7857 Před 5 lety +130

    I'd say come back and review it again. Bad situation for Poppys

    • @nautical1078
      @nautical1078 Před 5 lety +14

      It's on them for being stupid and sending Dave that pizza.

    • @GFkilla17
      @GFkilla17 Před 9 měsíci

      Poppy got sloppy

  • @nautical1078
    @nautical1078 Před 5 lety +54

    This is why most MIT/Harvard students aren't from Boston area.

    • @Eagle7433
      @Eagle7433 Před 4 lety +1

      How you like them apples

  • @Bvbtroop
    @Bvbtroop Před 5 lety +187

    Those kids were fanboying over a 40 year old man who eats pizza

    • @MadQmike
      @MadQmike Před 5 lety +3

      sad shit and whats ever more sad in 5-10 years they gonna think hes a fucking clown

    • @AlphaDonMega
      @AlphaDonMega Před 5 lety +4

      Being a pizza guy is actually way cooler than being some sports douche lmao

    • @sharinglungs3226
      @sharinglungs3226 Před 5 lety +2

      CFCtroop and you’re making a comment on his video and about these kids.

    • @thatm3guy993
      @thatm3guy993 Před 5 lety +3

      Same as you, me, and everyone else watching these videos.

    • @shortinos
      @shortinos Před 5 lety +2

      Rather support Pres than be a Chelsea supporter LOOOLLLLLLLLLL

  • @wiggitywhacked
    @wiggitywhacked Před 5 lety +51

    One unsalvagable review, everyone can't explain how the pizza was made.

  • @toddarcher2542
    @toddarcher2542 Před 5 lety +38

    2 kids wanting to blow prez Every one knows the rules

  • @celestialomen2786
    @celestialomen2786 Před 5 lety +39

    One vertically filmed review, everyone knows it's not Frankie.

  • @Mrbink01
    @Mrbink01 Před 5 lety +14

    "Puppy's Pizza"

  • @danteb.4053
    @danteb.4053 Před 5 lety +6

    “Don’t assault anyone on the ferry”
    LMAOO

  • @huemungus5934
    @huemungus5934 Před 5 lety +15

    You forgot to mention these coke kids took the dough SAUSE and cheese separate and assembled this mess on their own then cooked it their parents oven

  • @kyle-mb1ij
    @kyle-mb1ij Před 5 lety +26

    Every time I see the average barstool supporter I ask myself what am I still doing here

  • @rossbooth1801
    @rossbooth1801 Před 4 lety +6

    How Dave kept his cool listening to that crew is amazing.

  • @MattIsLoling
    @MattIsLoling Před 5 lety +18

    One old man not understanding 2019 slang everybody knows the rules

  • @nathankirby4612
    @nathankirby4612 Před 5 lety +16

    One cocaine come down, everybody knows why pres is grouchy.

  • @PeepGamePopoff
    @PeepGamePopoff Před 2 lety +4

    Dave: “WHAT? What?”
    Cameraman: “We just sent it” 😂😂😂

  • @aidandowling4266
    @aidandowling4266 Před 5 lety +10

    One mind in a pretzel, everyone knows prez is confused

  • @toneriggz
    @toneriggz Před 5 lety +8

    Three college kids, everybody knows they shared the same bag of K2

    • @rsohlich1
      @rsohlich1 Před 5 lety +1

      lol is K2 still around? I remember at U of M and seeing bags in convenience stores back in 2008.

  • @zperson911
    @zperson911 Před 5 lety +1

    The sound the cart started making at 1:20 made my dog go crazy.

  • @sharinglungs3226
    @sharinglungs3226 Před 5 lety +2

    That shot of the roof coming off is insane. Respect to the person filming across the way.

  • @DavidSmith-zd2rp
    @DavidSmith-zd2rp Před 5 lety +9

    Pizza looks exactly like a Papa John's pizza. No wonder the score was so low.

  • @bronzefish126
    @bronzefish126 Před 5 lety +8

    Did we establish what type of oven it was cooked in or not?

  • @maxmalich371
    @maxmalich371 Před 5 lety +9

    That new sweatshirt is fire I’m buying that for young pageviews

  • @nun2sum33
    @nun2sum33 Před 5 lety +6

    He still gave little caesars a better score smh

  • @Shynotic
    @Shynotic Před 5 lety +1

    I’m really enjoying these last few reviews, hilarious

  • @burtvilla5988
    @burtvilla5988 Před 5 lety +1

    One bite “ what’s a tornado pizza oven?”

  • @cman3157
    @cman3157 Před 5 lety +6

    No Frankie means it's illegal to film horizontal everybody knows the rules

  • @sangkyukim8553
    @sangkyukim8553 Před rokem +2

    One bite, nobody knows what’s going on.

  • @spencerlanners3337
    @spencerlanners3337 Před 5 lety +4

    If prez didn't know the back story it's a 6.4.......being difficult for no reason not a good look.

  • @ZoltantheSecond
    @ZoltantheSecond Před 5 lety +1

    Anyone know if those were celtics players in the background?

    • @Edjew42
      @Edjew42 Před 5 lety

      Andrew Zoltowski one was Leon powe

  • @aaronzigelbaum
    @aaronzigelbaum Před 9 měsíci +1

    All of these guys are future politicians

  • @Mrbink01
    @Mrbink01 Před 5 lety +2

    "Don't assault anybody on the ferry"

  • @Sco3000
    @Sco3000 Před 5 lety +2

    They will need a redemption review when they get repaired and power back.

  • @MrBaronCabron
    @MrBaronCabron Před 5 lety

    This should be shown to POWs on loop whilst the captors nod their heads in agreement to make the prisoners think they are having a stroke

  • @Kronikman07
    @Kronikman07 Před 5 lety +1

    i mean, what do you mean by pizza oven? one of those things with a conveyor that moves the pizza under the oven for a set amount of time? or are you talking a brick oven with wood coal or other shit? How does cooking it in a normal oven really diminish the pizza to a 3.8?

  • @ipissed
    @ipissed Před 3 lety +1

    A regular oven that goes to at least 500 and few large unglazed tiles from Home Depot and you have yourself a pizza oven. Actually better than a metal pizza oven. It cooks more like a brick oven.

  • @PokemonCanadians
    @PokemonCanadians Před 5 lety +3

    Prez too baked to understand lol. If only the pizza was that baked. May have gotten at least a 4.2

  • @CleanPlayMusic
    @CleanPlayMusic Před 5 lety +3

    ONE AT A TIME !!! GOD DAMN IT !!!

  • @Brandon-David-
    @Brandon-David- Před 5 lety +1

    Dave you gotta throw that pizza place a bone and swing by there once they are up and running. I’m sure they just wanted to make you something/happy by sending something rather than nothing & clearly their common sense of it not being cooked right was off because a fucking Tornado ripped through their place! Wishing them a speedy recovery and praying that everyone is safe!

  • @brucedunkle9136
    @brucedunkle9136 Před 4 lety

    "Just tell him where you work!"
    "Well, yeah...no, but I do."
    "They had a special oven and everything. No, no...it's a special type of oven. Yeah, yeah."
    "Put it in the oven and said we gotta do this thing."
    "The tornado."
    "Neither did we but we just kinda sent it..."
    Pres: "I don't know what you guys are talking about."

  • @Miadaskate
    @Miadaskate Před 5 lety +2

    Better be uploading two videos today to make up for no video yesterday!

  • @user-rj6ji3mi5c
    @user-rj6ji3mi5c Před 3 lety +1

    Is that Marc Gasol and Leon Powe in the background at 2:57?

  • @crabbygolfer4714
    @crabbygolfer4714 Před 4 lety

    There was a tornado, they lost power and then no one can explain what the hell happened to the pizza. A total mess

  • @donaldpaluga
    @donaldpaluga Před 5 lety +1

    One bite everyone is making excuses

  • @BowmansWorld
    @BowmansWorld Před 4 lety +1

    Those kids did a nice thing yall in the comments are tripping.

  • @diddlez2
    @diddlez2 Před 5 lety +1

    these comments are top fucking notch today ill tell ya that much

  • @vnbound3275
    @vnbound3275 Před 5 lety +1

    If only Frankie was there it would've all made sense

  • @DocWalker202
    @DocWalker202 Před 5 lety +2

    dave that weed is too strong for you

  • @arthurmorganx9465
    @arthurmorganx9465 Před 5 lety

    Would the pizza oven make huge difference in the taste?

  • @jayneellenbrummett5105
    @jayneellenbrummett5105 Před 5 lety +1

    Hey Dave, I think you should go to a pizza place in mt. Summit Indiana called 1000 degree wood fire pizza . It's very very good.

  • @MaxInRealLife
    @MaxInRealLife Před 5 lety

    imagine braving a fucking tornado, sending your ingredients over to joe shmoes oven at his rinky dink restaurant with no pizza oven (who cooked it btw?) only to have it scored by pres and for him to then give it a 3.8 like that's so sad

  • @chesterpuffington8368
    @chesterpuffington8368 Před 5 lety

    That lady who walked by was a beauty.

  • @pppppffffffmmmmmmmnn
    @pppppffffffmmmmmmmnn Před 5 lety

    That kid should become a politician

  • @kobe24OBCity
    @kobe24OBCity Před 5 lety

    Usually not a fan of hats but Daves killing it

  • @jamieward2586
    @jamieward2586 Před 2 lety

    There's three temperature scales: Celsius, Fahrenheit, and Pizza Oven. Everyone knows the rules.

  • @ArmisteadFamily
    @ArmisteadFamily Před 5 lety

    One tornado, everybody knows Debbie sneezed.

  • @thecmoose4754
    @thecmoose4754 Před 2 lety +1

    One of these two is my roommate. The other also attends my school.

  • @bakerjaht
    @bakerjaht Před 5 lety +1

    Ahhh the mind of a 19/20 year old kid lol

  • @Ionic457
    @Ionic457 Před 5 lety +1

    These phoned in reviews are brutal! Vertical video people need to be sent into the sun.

  • @whiterice42
    @whiterice42 Před 5 lety

    One Tornado, everyone knows Dave should help Poppy rebuild.

  • @JohnThomas-dh2sy
    @JohnThomas-dh2sy Před 5 lety

    Everyone knows I want my 5:01 back.

  • @barr5536
    @barr5536 Před 5 lety

    One week long bender, everyone knows pres hasn't sleep since last Friday's review.

  • @LoneTaurus82
    @LoneTaurus82 Před 5 lety

    Cute tall/slim woman staring at at Prez 1:04 everyone knows the rules

  • @jaredk777
    @jaredk777 Před 5 lety

    ONE FUCKIN BITE EVERYBODY KNOWS THE MOTHER FUCKING RULES

  • @bigfan8830
    @bigfan8830 Před 5 lety

    They should changed the title to "Stale and Stoned As Fuck"

  • @Hickbilly9
    @Hickbilly9 Před 5 lety

    They're kids!! Good grief people! They probably just wanted to meet Davey Boy and be seen on his channel. They didn't even look old enough to drive lol.

  • @jhow0089
    @jhow0089 Před 5 lety

    This video is ELECTRIC!

  • @Sharkfan
    @Sharkfan Před 5 lety

    a string of reviews as cold as a goodfellas slice, everyone sees the downfall

  • @jsalzman5268
    @jsalzman5268 Před 5 lety

    The oven is the new “is the dress blue/black” situation. I’m in the camp it’s not a pizza oven but people will argue over this for years to come.

  • @mcbongrip9355
    @mcbongrip9355 Před 5 lety

    Christ those three dudes are talking in a chorus 😂😂😂 they all say the same things at the same time

  • @infiltrator7777
    @infiltrator7777 Před 5 lety

    One bite, everyone’s confused!

  • @michaelolin2219
    @michaelolin2219 Před 5 lety

    I now understand the meaning of the word cringe

  • @taylor122310
    @taylor122310 Před 5 lety

    iK9 hat.... Love it! Jeffery Earnhardt and XCI racing. Dave's new found love in nascar must be halfway legit...

  • @ktdon9318
    @ktdon9318 Před 5 lety

    If it’s not a thin crust or coal fire pizza, it’s going to get a low score; despite how good the pizza may be.

  • @norwichculturalreport4445

    My favourite part was the blue train that went through at the beginning.

  • @scottcrocker1320
    @scottcrocker1320 Před 5 lety

    Nobody mentioning Celtic great Leon Powe loterally walking behind Prez at 2:55

  • @joesalt7516
    @joesalt7516 Před 5 lety

    This review is about as outrageous as the one with the homeless guy giving Dave those hot peppers.

  • @RetailRipper
    @RetailRipper Před 5 lety

    One bite, everyone knows it was a toaster oven.

  • @alienresearchlab
    @alienresearchlab Před 9 měsíci

    How much weed do those guys smoke? They can't answer a simple question. Welcome to meet the Mass townies. Dave: "So you cooked it in a regular oven, not in a pizza oven?" Townie: "No, no, no. I cooked it where I work."

  • @wolverinescratch
    @wolverinescratch Před 5 lety

    No pizza is gonna get close to New York City, little Italy neighborhood so I can never see a pizza getting over 9.0

  • @toyotarizzle
    @toyotarizzle Před 5 lety

    Poppy needs to wash his hands from Seinfeld

  • @scottmcniff7034
    @scottmcniff7034 Před 5 lety

    Dave is stoned out of his mind in this video..

  • @hisroyalhighness8566
    @hisroyalhighness8566 Před 5 lety +1

    This is a TOTAL clusterfuck

  • @Guy_LastName
    @Guy_LastName Před 5 lety

    hire them and do a burger taste test with them as judges

  • @grantsmith481
    @grantsmith481 Před 5 lety

    “We just sent it”

  • @j.stresstl182
    @j.stresstl182 Před 5 lety

    One hoodie on in the summer everybody knows he's got the coke sweats

  • @7judas77
    @7judas77 Před 9 měsíci

    30 minutes to get to 'it's NOT a pizza oven'.

  • @gtrdline
    @gtrdline Před 5 lety

    Surprised the Masshole didn’t go with a homer score.

  • @scottmthw
    @scottmthw Před 5 lety

    That kid would have benefited from a slap to the face

  • @hisroyalhighness8566
    @hisroyalhighness8566 Před 5 lety +1

    Puppy pizza 🤣😂😅😅🤣😂 is ruff

  • @TheBigbossjack
    @TheBigbossjack Před 4 lety

    don't be mean to the kids! good lord dave!

  • @chadvergine8263
    @chadvergine8263 Před 3 lety

    Mashpee used to have the only strip club in Cape Cod.

  • @khl2445
    @khl2445 Před 9 měsíci

    update, he forgot about Poppy Pizza :c

  • @darthlt4630
    @darthlt4630 Před rokem

    One tornado blown review everybody knows the rules

  • @cristoferwest5570
    @cristoferwest5570 Před 5 lety

    "poppys pizza place lost power" say that three times fast

  • @Paul-oh4fe
    @Paul-oh4fe Před 5 lety

    I hear poppy doesn't wash his hands after going to the bathroom and making his pies