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i mean, what do you mean by pizza oven? one of those things with a conveyor that moves the pizza under the oven for a set amount of time? or are you talking a brick oven with wood coal or other shit? How does cooking it in a normal oven really diminish the pizza to a 3.8?
A regular oven that goes to at least 500 and few large unglazed tiles from Home Depot and you have yourself a pizza oven. Actually better than a metal pizza oven. It cooks more like a brick oven.
Dave you gotta throw that pizza place a bone and swing by there once they are up and running. I’m sure they just wanted to make you something/happy by sending something rather than nothing & clearly their common sense of it not being cooked right was off because a fucking Tornado ripped through their place! Wishing them a speedy recovery and praying that everyone is safe!
"Just tell him where you work!" "Well, yeah...no, but I do." "They had a special oven and everything. No, no...it's a special type of oven. Yeah, yeah." "Put it in the oven and said we gotta do this thing." "The tornado." "Neither did we but we just kinda sent it..." Pres: "I don't know what you guys are talking about."
imagine braving a fucking tornado, sending your ingredients over to joe shmoes oven at his rinky dink restaurant with no pizza oven (who cooked it btw?) only to have it scored by pres and for him to then give it a 3.8 like that's so sad
They're kids!! Good grief people! They probably just wanted to meet Davey Boy and be seen on his channel. They didn't even look old enough to drive lol.
How much weed do those guys smoke? They can't answer a simple question. Welcome to meet the Mass townies. Dave: "So you cooked it in a regular oven, not in a pizza oven?" Townie: "No, no, no. I cooked it where I work."
one kid who cannot coherently explain anything, everyone knows dave was about to blow a gasket
Tbh Dave has some bad comprehension skills when he wants to
@L E That was the gayest thing I've heard from a soyboy, in a very long time.
I think I lost brain cells from watching this.
One pizza cooked in a washing machine everyone knows the rules
Three kids talking at same time is so annoying.
That’s what girls do
Seriously wtf
Boston retaaads, everyone knows the rules
loooooool
Im from MA, you are not wrong...
Got better schools than where ever the fuck you came from Robert
@@johnburke9873 maybe, but those retaaads didnt go to them
This review is AAAAALLLL OVER THA PLACE in all aspects !
I'd say come back and review it again. Bad situation for Poppys
It's on them for being stupid and sending Dave that pizza.
Poppy got sloppy
This is why most MIT/Harvard students aren't from Boston area.
How you like them apples
Those kids were fanboying over a 40 year old man who eats pizza
sad shit and whats ever more sad in 5-10 years they gonna think hes a fucking clown
Being a pizza guy is actually way cooler than being some sports douche lmao
CFCtroop and you’re making a comment on his video and about these kids.
Same as you, me, and everyone else watching these videos.
Rather support Pres than be a Chelsea supporter LOOOLLLLLLLLLL
One unsalvagable review, everyone can't explain how the pizza was made.
I'm still confused.
2 kids wanting to blow prez Every one knows the rules
One vertically filmed review, everyone knows it's not Frankie.
"Puppy's Pizza"
“Don’t assault anyone on the ferry”
LMAOO
You forgot to mention these coke kids took the dough SAUSE and cheese separate and assembled this mess on their own then cooked it their parents oven
Every time I see the average barstool supporter I ask myself what am I still doing here
Yeah please leave.
How Dave kept his cool listening to that crew is amazing.
One old man not understanding 2019 slang everybody knows the rules
One cocaine come down, everybody knows why pres is grouchy.
Cause those kids were idiot's
Dave: “WHAT? What?”
Cameraman: “We just sent it” 😂😂😂
One mind in a pretzel, everyone knows prez is confused
Three college kids, everybody knows they shared the same bag of K2
lol is K2 still around? I remember at U of M and seeing bags in convenience stores back in 2008.
The sound the cart started making at 1:20 made my dog go crazy.
That shot of the roof coming off is insane. Respect to the person filming across the way.
Pizza looks exactly like a Papa John's pizza. No wonder the score was so low.
Did we establish what type of oven it was cooked in or not?
Or even where?
In a French oven inside a tornado with no power......I think 😊
That new sweatshirt is fire I’m buying that for young pageviews
He still gave little caesars a better score smh
I’m really enjoying these last few reviews, hilarious
One bite “ what’s a tornado pizza oven?”
No Frankie means it's illegal to film horizontal everybody knows the rules
One bite, nobody knows what’s going on.
If prez didn't know the back story it's a 6.4.......being difficult for no reason not a good look.
Anyone know if those were celtics players in the background?
Andrew Zoltowski one was Leon powe
All of these guys are future politicians
"Don't assault anybody on the ferry"
They will need a redemption review when they get repaired and power back.
This should be shown to POWs on loop whilst the captors nod their heads in agreement to make the prisoners think they are having a stroke
i mean, what do you mean by pizza oven? one of those things with a conveyor that moves the pizza under the oven for a set amount of time? or are you talking a brick oven with wood coal or other shit? How does cooking it in a normal oven really diminish the pizza to a 3.8?
A regular oven that goes to at least 500 and few large unglazed tiles from Home Depot and you have yourself a pizza oven. Actually better than a metal pizza oven. It cooks more like a brick oven.
Prez too baked to understand lol. If only the pizza was that baked. May have gotten at least a 4.2
ONE AT A TIME !!! GOD DAMN IT !!!
Dave you gotta throw that pizza place a bone and swing by there once they are up and running. I’m sure they just wanted to make you something/happy by sending something rather than nothing & clearly their common sense of it not being cooked right was off because a fucking Tornado ripped through their place! Wishing them a speedy recovery and praying that everyone is safe!
"Just tell him where you work!"
"Well, yeah...no, but I do."
"They had a special oven and everything. No, no...it's a special type of oven. Yeah, yeah."
"Put it in the oven and said we gotta do this thing."
"The tornado."
"Neither did we but we just kinda sent it..."
Pres: "I don't know what you guys are talking about."
Better be uploading two videos today to make up for no video yesterday!
Is that Marc Gasol and Leon Powe in the background at 2:57?
There was a tornado, they lost power and then no one can explain what the hell happened to the pizza. A total mess
One bite everyone is making excuses
Those kids did a nice thing yall in the comments are tripping.
these comments are top fucking notch today ill tell ya that much
If only Frankie was there it would've all made sense
The voice of reason.....yes
dave that weed is too strong for you
Would the pizza oven make huge difference in the taste?
Hey Dave, I think you should go to a pizza place in mt. Summit Indiana called 1000 degree wood fire pizza . It's very very good.
imagine braving a fucking tornado, sending your ingredients over to joe shmoes oven at his rinky dink restaurant with no pizza oven (who cooked it btw?) only to have it scored by pres and for him to then give it a 3.8 like that's so sad
That lady who walked by was a beauty.
That kid should become a politician
Usually not a fan of hats but Daves killing it
There's three temperature scales: Celsius, Fahrenheit, and Pizza Oven. Everyone knows the rules.
One tornado, everybody knows Debbie sneezed.
One of these two is my roommate. The other also attends my school.
Hell yeah brother
Ahhh the mind of a 19/20 year old kid lol
These phoned in reviews are brutal! Vertical video people need to be sent into the sun.
One Tornado, everyone knows Dave should help Poppy rebuild.
Everyone knows I want my 5:01 back.
One week long bender, everyone knows pres hasn't sleep since last Friday's review.
Cute tall/slim woman staring at at Prez 1:04 everyone knows the rules
ONE FUCKIN BITE EVERYBODY KNOWS THE MOTHER FUCKING RULES
They should changed the title to "Stale and Stoned As Fuck"
They're kids!! Good grief people! They probably just wanted to meet Davey Boy and be seen on his channel. They didn't even look old enough to drive lol.
This video is ELECTRIC!
a string of reviews as cold as a goodfellas slice, everyone sees the downfall
The oven is the new “is the dress blue/black” situation. I’m in the camp it’s not a pizza oven but people will argue over this for years to come.
Christ those three dudes are talking in a chorus 😂😂😂 they all say the same things at the same time
One bite, everyone’s confused!
I now understand the meaning of the word cringe
iK9 hat.... Love it! Jeffery Earnhardt and XCI racing. Dave's new found love in nascar must be halfway legit...
If it’s not a thin crust or coal fire pizza, it’s going to get a low score; despite how good the pizza may be.
My favourite part was the blue train that went through at the beginning.
Nobody mentioning Celtic great Leon Powe loterally walking behind Prez at 2:55
This review is about as outrageous as the one with the homeless guy giving Dave those hot peppers.
One bite, everyone knows it was a toaster oven.
How much weed do those guys smoke? They can't answer a simple question. Welcome to meet the Mass townies. Dave: "So you cooked it in a regular oven, not in a pizza oven?" Townie: "No, no, no. I cooked it where I work."
No pizza is gonna get close to New York City, little Italy neighborhood so I can never see a pizza getting over 9.0
Poppy needs to wash his hands from Seinfeld
Dave is stoned out of his mind in this video..
This is a TOTAL clusterfuck
hire them and do a burger taste test with them as judges
“We just sent it”
One hoodie on in the summer everybody knows he's got the coke sweats
30 minutes to get to 'it's NOT a pizza oven'.
Surprised the Masshole didn’t go with a homer score.
That kid would have benefited from a slap to the face
Puppy pizza 🤣😂😅😅🤣😂 is ruff
don't be mean to the kids! good lord dave!
Mashpee used to have the only strip club in Cape Cod.
update, he forgot about Poppy Pizza :c
One tornado blown review everybody knows the rules
"poppys pizza place lost power" say that three times fast
I hear poppy doesn't wash his hands after going to the bathroom and making his pies
Oh No, I have to buy a new couch.