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Barstool Pizza Review - Big Lou's Pizza (San Antonio,TX)

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  • čas přidán 30. 03. 2018
  • Everything is bigger in Texas, and Big Lou's in San Antonio proves that even pizza applies to that sentiment.
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  • @CouzinBrewski1
    @CouzinBrewski1 Před 6 lety +2602

    So did pres take the pizza out of the trunk, walk back inside just to walk out for the intro?

    • @Martie-il2pd
      @Martie-il2pd Před 6 lety +85

      CouzinBrewski1 I was wondering about that too lol

    • @giggityeffyou
      @giggityeffyou Před 6 lety +8

      Same

    • @davejones3134
      @davejones3134 Před 5 lety +2

      CouzinBrewski1 A

    • @B.sacamano
      @B.sacamano Před 5 lety +26

      CouzinBrewski1 fuckin right bud

    • @benjaminhaase7223
      @benjaminhaase7223 Před 5 lety +68

      @@doc-holliday- This is Murica, where everyone wants something for free. And Lou's knows that as soon as you drop it, you want another. "No liability. No loss. Lou's"

  • @MannysBookBag
    @MannysBookBag Před 4 lety +480

    One cheap gimmick, everyone knows the rules.

    • @teamworkformyfrainds
      @teamworkformyfrainds Před 4 lety +16

      $65 is not cheap

    • @explicitDTP
      @explicitDTP Před 4 lety +33

      @@teamworkformyfrainds prob. Meant cheap gimmick in a sense that it's like a novelty item or cheap in quality. You buy it just cause it's probably biggest pizza in texas

    • @judith9369
      @judith9369 Před 4 lety +2

      THE FOOD THERE IS TOP QUALITY.IT'S A FULL RESTAURANT AND BAR.A GOOD NEIGHBORHOOD PLACE.IT'S BEEN OPEN FOR 20 YEARS SO THE FOOD REALLY IS GOOD.

    • @avigreen2508
      @avigreen2508 Před 4 lety +13

      JUDITH 4.8 out of 10

    • @richman117
      @richman117 Před 4 lety +2

      JUDITH you haven’t had new Haven or NYC pizza. Kinda like we have crap bbq here and Texas has great bbq

  • @obamaslastkidneystone7084
    @obamaslastkidneystone7084 Před 4 lety +458

    First you steal your sisters coat now you steal her jeans someone stop this madman

  • @rmshorty11
    @rmshorty11 Před 6 lety +598

    Almost a crash at 2:30 in background

  • @Joejoe-fd9xt
    @Joejoe-fd9xt Před 5 lety +920

    When your pizza box has a Irish clover on it you know it’s not gonna be good

  • @missdollrado
    @missdollrado Před 5 lety +1337

    I like how I never get any ads at the beginning of the pizza review

    • @HukaaHerreraa
      @HukaaHerreraa Před 4 lety +50

      michelle carter i was totally wondering why i was i got addicted to this quick! Soon to change im sure

    • @jbac5767
      @jbac5767 Před 4 lety +43

      Another reason why Premium is the shit. No Ads EVER!

    • @josephmannix5120
      @josephmannix5120 Před 4 lety +76

      I just did

    • @ryane6545
      @ryane6545 Před 4 lety +202

      Ironic I’m reading this comment while watching an ad.

    • @S_Muss
      @S_Muss Před 4 lety +29

      @@jbac5767 or you could just get adblock, which is completely free.

  • @user-qz9xc2db9t
    @user-qz9xc2db9t Před 6 lety +599

    As the wise Charles Barkley would say "they got some big ole woman in San Antonio. Victoria is a secret to them."

    • @Flash_1689
      @Flash_1689 Před 5 lety +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Heyitzj0sh
      @Heyitzj0sh Před 5 lety +5

      No kidding. No wonder obesity is rampant in the south wtf...

    • @vaudou_
      @vaudou_ Před 4 lety +2

      @@Heyitzj0sh It's literally only because we drive everywhere instead of walking because of distance. That's literally the only reason.

    • @anthonyd507
      @anthonyd507 Před 4 lety +6

      voodoochild346 Dude I’m from Boston and if we ate food that big we’d have to walk to New York after to not be obese. Pretty sure the driving has nothing to do with it. Lol

    • @BudderCreeperz
      @BudderCreeperz Před 4 lety

      Anthony D not like we eat it everyday. Also this is way down in bean town

  • @OfficialRedTeamReview
    @OfficialRedTeamReview Před 5 lety +166

    so.....what i've learned from thse videos is that extra extra large pizza is never that good. got it.

    • @mikeshoe74
      @mikeshoe74 Před 3 lety

      Benny Tudino's, Hoboken, NJ, got a decent score.

    • @MJMazzarone
      @MJMazzarone Před 3 lety

      Unless it's pizza barn in Yonkers.

    • @jackherer519
      @jackherer519 Před 3 lety +2

      whenever its stupid big like that its always gonna be worse than most, its always a gimmick

    • @27MOJOKING
      @27MOJOKING Před 3 lety +7

      Of course, the ingredients r the cheapest around to compensate the size

    • @BlackAdam2784
      @BlackAdam2784 Před 3 lety

      @@27MOJOKING Good point

  • @niconoire
    @niconoire Před 11 měsíci +19

    This is really sad. I was stationed in San Antonio from about 2004-2009 and Big Lou's was easily regarded as mindblowlingly amazing pizza. But at the time the restaurant was inside of a little house (on the same lot) with a few extensions to add dining space. Back then the pizzas were 20" and they tasted so good my buddy and I would gladly make ourselves sick cramming the whole thing down. It seems that over the past decade they've had a massive drop in quality, while demolishing the charming little house in favor of what looks like an athletics supply store.

    • @kacksonjeel442
      @kacksonjeel442 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Hell yeah brother, may the south rise again

  • @jaydot3319
    @jaydot3319 Před 4 lety +34

    2 grey Suburbans in the parking lot, everybody was confused.

  • @kevinkotara4417
    @kevinkotara4417 Před 5 lety +213

    I actually used to be a cook there for a while the only thing worth ordering is cheese bread or cinnamon sticks. The pizza is just to greasy it was cool getting to make a 62 inch pizza tho

    • @3rdStreetent
      @3rdStreetent Před 5 lety +11

      Liar... That pizza is good

    • @AltCTRLF8
      @AltCTRLF8 Před 4 lety +26

      most giant pizzas aren’t very good.

    • @judith9369
      @judith9369 Před 4 lety +2

      @@AltCTRLF8 THIS ONE REALLY WAS GOOD.

    • @carloscharo6081
      @carloscharo6081 Před 2 lety

      Cause as much as you worked there and I, a customer, knows you gotta get it with the pizza crumbs under the pizza.

    • @BFTAC0
      @BFTAC0 Před měsícem

      @@3rdStreetent Can agree. I don't understand what's going on. Someone showed me this video and it's really sad to watch.

  • @amoz3619
    @amoz3619 Před 6 lety +284

    Gimmick pizza

    • @carrrexx7190
      @carrrexx7190 Před 5 lety +2

      I can make bed sheets with that cheesy dough.

    • @hassanladha9337
      @hassanladha9337 Před 5 lety

      Hehe

    • @lared0tx
      @lared0tx Před 4 lety +3

      It is but their regular pizza is good

    • @judith9369
      @judith9369 Před 4 lety

      TRIED THIS RESTAURANT WHEN WE VISITED SAN ANTONIO.TURNS OUT IT'S NOT JUST PIZZA BUT AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT AND BAR.WE ALL LOVED THE FOOD.IT'S A VERY BUSY NEIGHBOR HOOD PLACE.

    • @ksheisty
      @ksheisty Před 4 lety +5

      @@judith9369 WHY ARE YOU YELLING

  • @joe9720123
    @joe9720123 Před 6 lety +411

    Dave’s girl legs everyone knows the rules

  • @UncleRico805
    @UncleRico805 Před 5 lety +143

    They put it in your car so there not responsible for it if you drop it and want a new one ☝🏻

    • @johnulcer
      @johnulcer Před 4 lety +24

      @Greg A that's the point. The workers won't drop it. Imagine a soccer mom trying to carry that huge pizza out to her car.

    • @johnulcer
      @johnulcer Před 4 lety +15

      @Greg A My reading and comprehension is just fine, thanks. My point stands. If they let customers carry out those pizzas they'd constantly be dropped. Even if they didn't request a replacement, it would be a constant cleanup issue - not to mention possible legal liability if someone burnt themselves (which, given the litigious nature of Americans, is not as far fetched as it sounds). Having the employees carry them to the car removes many of these variables.

    • @liddyg4109
      @liddyg4109 Před 3 lety +1

      @@johnulcer I bet the $70 comes out of their pay if they do drop it.

  • @SilverBro96
    @SilverBro96 Před 3 lety +36

    Watching Dave push the doors open with the pizza is priceless 😂

  • @ryane6545
    @ryane6545 Před 4 lety +339

    Love that family walking by and the dad saying, “we just had a 42, we’re good” when Dave hadn’t even offered them any pizza.

    • @stanleymasterson1135
      @stanleymasterson1135 Před 2 lety +79

      Not what he meant. He said his pizza was a 42, meaning a lot smaller, and "we're good", as in "the 42 satisfied all of us, how can you eat all of that?".... Nuance is not your strong suit

    • @kevinleblanc9480
      @kevinleblanc9480 Před 2 lety +25

      @@stanleymasterson1135 Yea it also seemed like he was talking to the kids with him who were obviously intrigued. He just didnt want his kids to stop and stare and intrude the video i think

    • @srsieg1155
      @srsieg1155 Před 2 lety +1

      @@stanleymasterson1135 that’s the internet for ya

    • @cal-king
      @cal-king Před 2 lety +7

      @@stanleymasterson1135 How is a 42 inch smaller than a 36 inch tho?

    • @ohio72213
      @ohio72213 Před 2 lety

      @@stanleymasterson1135 bruh go back to reddit with your dumbass in depth explanations on something as stupid as what a random dude walking by might have been saying. Nobody cares lmao and youre a condescending loser too

  • @johnchase4408
    @johnchase4408 Před 5 lety +47

    "It's definitely not good". Lmmfao

  • @MrBEARDEDLEGEND
    @MrBEARDEDLEGEND Před 6 lety +81

    Pres looking like a mid-2000s scene kid from the waist down

  • @Longclaw959
    @Longclaw959 Před 6 lety +65

    That's some serious box flop

  • @patandbrandi
    @patandbrandi Před 5 lety +422

    "Do u guys have permission to film on my sidewalk"?

  • @MightBeYourNeighbor
    @MightBeYourNeighbor Před 5 lety +9

    That thumbnail is pure gold.

  • @candoesports
    @candoesports Před 5 lety +52

    2:33 we almost witnessed a crash lmao

    • @1234TheBeat4321
      @1234TheBeat4321 Před 4 lety +4

      KRNG Chris Texas doesn’t know how to drive for shit

    • @PM-vb4od
      @PM-vb4od Před 4 lety

      Good eye

    • @bdcbenjie
      @bdcbenjie Před 3 lety +2

      Yeah welcome to Texas driving, first thing I noticed when moving here from out of state, people can’t drive for shit out here. Should’ve seen them during the snow week, it was hilarious

  • @jaybusa3302
    @jaybusa3302 Před 5 lety +63

    Gimmick pizza is usually trash pizza

  • @vanillagorilla988
    @vanillagorilla988 Před 3 lety +16

    I went here on vacation one time! Got the big pizza with my family. I can agree with his rating. It’s meant to be big not meant to taste good

  • @sweatyboner69hoobastank51
    @sweatyboner69hoobastank51 Před 6 lety +30

    Can't wait for him to let an "alright tommy" slip

  • @jbac5767
    @jbac5767 Před 2 lety +4

    Prez's utter silence at the 2:20 mark just realizing how big it really is LOL

  • @imthelizardking3503
    @imthelizardking3503 Před 3 lety +44

    I think Dave just says one bite everyone knows the rules as a filler when he doesn’t know what else to say

  • @JustinBrownGuitar
    @JustinBrownGuitar Před 3 lety +26

    "One bite everyone knows the rules... Eats half of the pizza haha" ....This guy's great...

    • @TGFMusic
      @TGFMusic Před 2 lety +1

      “I don’t think you understand how quotations work”

    • @Rogerkonijntje
      @Rogerkonijntje Před 10 měsíci

      @@TGFMusic "allegedly

  • @sebastianponce9658
    @sebastianponce9658 Před 5 lety +41

    Why is there a shamrock on the god forsaken box???

    • @Iwontreadyourreply
      @Iwontreadyourreply Před 2 lety +1

      Maybe big Lou is Irish and that’s why the pizza is shit

    • @proudamerican4345
      @proudamerican4345 Před 2 lety

      @@Iwontreadyourreply Na I met the owner he's Mexican, Guys a joke

    • @apapz3245
      @apapz3245 Před 2 lety +1

      @@proudamerican4345 he is a joke tryna get money out of pres for a bad rating

  • @joemckim1183
    @joemckim1183 Před 4 lety +43

    It seems like Big Lou's is more concerned about the gimmick of having the biggest pizza ever then actually making a good pizza.

    • @AltCTRLF8
      @AltCTRLF8 Před 2 lety +4

      most giant pizzas are like that.

    • @ramencurry6672
      @ramencurry6672 Před rokem +1

      This pizza would be ok to buy for stocking up the freezer. Just cut individual square pieces and it will probably last 6 months. It wouldn’t be great eating but decent weeknight dinners.

    • @everymanwhiskeycigars8453
      @everymanwhiskeycigars8453 Před rokem +1

      Actually, the 20” and smaller pizzas are quite good (especially if you like toppings heavy pizzas)

    • @GFkilla17
      @GFkilla17 Před 11 měsíci

      We got a real Columbo over here

  • @vmbrister3278
    @vmbrister3278 Před 4 lety +2

    Love the travelin' music at the end...Hahaha

  • @MKshaboygin99
    @MKshaboygin99 Před 5 lety +2

    “We get Splitsville” lmfaooo

  • @Anurania
    @Anurania Před 5 lety +109

    I visited Big Lou's for the first time in 2009 and remember thinking it was one of the best pizzas I'd ever had. New York style crust with rich sauce and delicious cheese. We got a 20" to share and I was concerned that it wasn't big enough because we only had one chance to be there. In 2016 we had another opportunity to drive through San Antonio and we got another 20" to take home but this time we were really disappointed by the taste. It was bendy and oily, much like a Sam's Club pizza. We only ate a few slices and considered it a waste of money. What happened?

    • @lukasg4807
      @lukasg4807 Před 4 lety +7

      Under cooked, too much cheese

    • @Waxxumus
      @Waxxumus Před 2 lety +2

      The wings are way better. Pizza is meh. Too greasy.

    • @chicken4090
      @chicken4090 Před 2 lety +46

      Ur eating pizza in texas made by non italians thats what happened

    • @jerrywoods4066
      @jerrywoods4066 Před 2 lety +4

      @@chicken4090 anywhere down south .

    • @jerrywoods4066
      @jerrywoods4066 Před 2 lety +1

      It looks lie a huge slice of a chucky, cheese pizza . Gross

  • @DS-182
    @DS-182 Před 2 lety +7

    I worked at a place that we had the same size pizza, but we had to stop serving it cause the new health inspector said because the pan couldn't be fully submersible in the triple sink ( mainly the sanitizer sink) that we couldn't do it any more... she was a Karen over a decade before people put a label on it... we showed her how we just rotate it and let it soak for the proper amount of time... still wasn't having it

  • @Singh98798
    @Singh98798 Před 3 lety +2

    Try Lameglio Pizza in Plano TX.They get water shipped from NY to make their pizza dough.Everything made from scratch.They also have a sign outside that anyone who is struggling can stop by for a free pizza they fed over 500,000 people free.

  • @jacksilver4351
    @jacksilver4351 Před rokem

    3:03 the mans out of breath already and hasent even started yet LOL

  • @iiatyy
    @iiatyy Před 4 lety +5

    HOLY SHIT I called it as soon as he walked out with the box.... I was think it’s huge, not gonna be easy to eat, cooked unevenly, etc. I though “like.. what, 4.8?” And the he said it!

  • @doc-holliday-
    @doc-holliday- Před 5 lety +32

    No sir we cant just hand you this pizza!! We'll have some scrawny 16 year old carry it out to your car by him self, much safer hands that way.

    • @BudderCreeperz
      @BudderCreeperz Před 4 lety +3

      It’s so they aren’t liable to replace if you drop it

    • @HomeDefender30
      @HomeDefender30 Před 4 lety

      Meh.... it’s like I tell my kids.... if I break my own stuff, that’s one thing... but if they or someone else breaks my stuff, it’s a tougher pill to swallow. I’d rather have no one to blame but myself instead of resenting someone for making a mistake.

  • @tigertank5295
    @tigertank5295 Před 4 lety +6

    2:26 truck said "Is that Dave Portnoy?" Everybody knows the rules

  • @CaptainBuggyTheClown
    @CaptainBuggyTheClown Před 4 lety +23

    2:28 everyone knows the guys to the right almost got in an accident.

  • @benjaminrahman5225
    @benjaminrahman5225 Před 6 lety +3

    Come to Lubbock, Texas and review One Guy from Italy.

  • @fandlpetroleum
    @fandlpetroleum Před 5 lety +7

    I'm always suspicious about any food product that is gimmick first and food second.

  • @SomeJustice19k
    @SomeJustice19k Před 5 lety +2

    I should get a free pizza every time you say 'One bite, everybody knows the rules'.

  • @williamsmith3266
    @williamsmith3266 Před 4 lety

    Love how I get a Pizza Hut add trying to watch a pizza review

  • @BVDsGoneFishing
    @BVDsGoneFishing Před 3 lety +11

    Bigger does not mean better, everybody knows the rules.

  • @telepathy90
    @telepathy90 Před 5 lety +3

    “We got splitsville”😂

    • @smalltownplaya712
      @smalltownplaya712 Před 3 lety +1

      lmao, the way he pauses after the initial lift to process that the box is splittsville

    • @telepathy90
      @telepathy90 Před 3 lety

      @@smalltownplaya712 🤣

  • @lolprinses
    @lolprinses Před 4 lety +2

    What do you do if you got a little car 😂

  • @MNTB77
    @MNTB77 Před 6 lety +10

    I feel like I need to wash my hands after watching this review...

  • @smittywerbenjagermanjenson1408

    One state that everything's bigger in, everyone remembers the Alamo.

  • @ZyperSide
    @ZyperSide Před 4 lety +6

    This got the same rating as Little Caesar’s. That’s crazy.

  • @superglidemustang
    @superglidemustang Před 5 lety +2

    Another minute or two with that pizza on the ground and he would have had a " Fire Ant Pizza ".

  • @infinitefretboard
    @infinitefretboard Před 3 lety

    5:26 - Manager in the background calling in a hitman.

  • @taylorbrodmerkel2414
    @taylorbrodmerkel2414 Před 6 lety +14

    One bite everyone knows the rules.

  • @carrrexx7190
    @carrrexx7190 Před 5 lety +5

    You know what else is big in Texas? Waist lines and hat sizes.

  • @darealaustinlee
    @darealaustinlee Před 2 lety

    He said connoisseur and preposterous in the same video haha !

  • @chubbnurfball
    @chubbnurfball Před 2 lety +1

    *Fumbles and almost drops the pizza* Dave: what a catch

  • @Rambosa19
    @Rambosa19 Před 5 lety +3

    Always says "1 bite everybody knows the rules" and never takes just 1 bite hahaha 🤣

    • @NateRobertson_29
      @NateRobertson_29 Před 5 lety +2

      He makes the rules. Everybody knows it.

    • @riptorn8399
      @riptorn8399 Před 5 lety +1

      That's the joke. It's hilarious to me. My wife is just starting to get annoyed with me saying it

  • @slamitson
    @slamitson Před 3 lety +4

    Pres said 36 inches.guy walk out with 3 children and says they just had a 42 inch. Gotta love The one uppers in Texas 😂

    • @aceofspades4948
      @aceofspades4948 Před 3 lety

      yeah doubt it if 36 is the biggest they did 42 inch was he just taking piss lol

  • @hondaforever338
    @hondaforever338 Před 3 lety +1

    Anyone else see that tacoma almost hit the truck backing out at 2:34

  • @curtismartin9054
    @curtismartin9054 Před 3 lety +1

    2:30 almost an accident to the right... haha

  • @ScottyLo
    @ScottyLo Před 3 lety +3

    I’m pretty sure he was looking for a dumpster to toss that pizza in

  • @ohio72213
    @ohio72213 Před 2 lety +4

    I havent been to a real pizza place before. I mean ive been to dominoes and pizza hutt and all those places but i need to find a real pizza place to try. Watching all these makes me want some really good pizza. Im a crushed red pepper kind of guy too and if they give me packets of parmesan i use it too. Godfathers pizza isnt bad, i like cassanos, generations isnt bad, cant remember how marions was. I need to find a mom and pop type pizza shop

  • @thegeckodon
    @thegeckodon Před 3 lety

    You gotta check out Bill's and sir pizzas fued here in North Carolina! That's one that goes way back!

  • @mattsharpe2861
    @mattsharpe2861 Před 4 lety +1

    Even the box is floppy! 😆

  • @paulinoeugenia2660
    @paulinoeugenia2660 Před 6 lety +14

    Drop it off at Heaven for Hope Downtown San Antonio Texas. It will be greatly appreciated.

  • @tonyzalez
    @tonyzalez Před 5 lety +7

    Love that my hometown made it on your show! We definitely need to step up our taste and recipe but fair scoring. Felt like it could of been a higher score but that's my bias because of my hometown. Everything is bigger is Texas. Welcome back anytime.

  • @saints3824
    @saints3824 Před 3 lety +1

    that pizza is polite, it helped with the door

  • @akuma4u
    @akuma4u Před 5 lety +1

    I could use that pizza box as a blanket

  • @kdkerjdjr7773
    @kdkerjdjr7773 Před 4 lety +5

    1:23 Raging Demon

  • @MWash-yr1xe
    @MWash-yr1xe Před 4 lety +4

    I want to know how much of that went to waste 😂😂

  • @thetruth8198
    @thetruth8198 Před 5 lety +1

    Save your money .Little Caesars deep dish Pizza down the street.

  • @SecretTreeFortMusic
    @SecretTreeFortMusic Před 2 lety +1

    Imagine this whole thing, just to take 1 bite hahaha

  • @barron4000
    @barron4000 Před 5 lety +3

    Pizza made in hot dry areas will always suck... yeast needs humidity.. pizza tastes like a tortilla with sauce and cheese

    • @joaquinbanuelos6046
      @joaquinbanuelos6046 Před 3 lety

      wait is that proven? It sounds true. The only good pizza city in California is San Francisco, which is cold and foggy all year. LA is hot and dry and the pizza is the worst I've had in a Big city.

  • @eleazarruoch576
    @eleazarruoch576 Před 2 lety +29

    I like how he always says, one bite, then takes 2 or 3. I would love to do what he does and just go around eating pizza from around the country. My favorite so far was the Lou Manotti's pizza.

    • @chicken4090
      @chicken4090 Před 2 lety

      Fuck chicago, come to ny if u want the best

    • @eleazarruoch576
      @eleazarruoch576 Před 2 lety

      @@chicken4090 Never been to NY. I will probably never make it that far east.

    • @chicken4090
      @chicken4090 Před 2 lety

      @@eleazarruoch576 thats a shame man, gotta go at least once

    • @eleazarruoch576
      @eleazarruoch576 Před 2 lety

      @@chicken4090 I would certainly like to.

    • @ohio72213
      @ohio72213 Před 2 lety +2

      Well you gotta take at lesst 2 or 3 bites in my opinion. You gotta get a normal bite and a crust bite which is what dave does. The crust can make or break a pizza imo

  • @tbruck9947
    @tbruck9947 Před 3 lety +1

    You know it's bad pizza when it has a shamrock on the box

  • @apapz3245
    @apapz3245 Před 2 lety

    “It’s definitely not good” lolol

  • @JackRR15
    @JackRR15 Před 4 lety +3

    Lmao pickups truck almost crashing in eachother 2:31

  • @AJ-eg3yr
    @AJ-eg3yr Před 6 lety +188

    Well if you can’t wear a girl jacket. Wear girl pants.

    • @hades773
      @hades773 Před 6 lety +10

      A. David you apparently wear baggy pants. They are straight fit but yeah I see what you were trying to funny about.

    • @AJ-eg3yr
      @AJ-eg3yr Před 6 lety +18

      hades773 I wear pants that don’t cut off circulation to my dick.

    • @austincordova9611
      @austincordova9611 Před 5 lety +7

      hades773 those are not straight pants. Those are like skinny low rise girl pants.

    • @husxle
      @husxle Před 5 lety +3

      Yea those are some pretty gay pants.

    • @albertemeric
      @albertemeric Před 5 lety +1

      @@husxle Common pants in Europe actualy.

  • @sconartist
    @sconartist Před rokem

    Love how Dave stiff-arms Tommy right out of the video “I got it”

  • @vinylartcollectibles
    @vinylartcollectibles Před 3 lety +1

    Thumbnail Gold

  • @The_Cannabis_Connoisseur
    @The_Cannabis_Connoisseur Před 4 lety +9

    What do u expect it's Texas! You go to Texas u order BBQ not pizza!

    • @LaggyMcstutters
      @LaggyMcstutters Před 4 lety

      Greg Sieracki theres good pizza in texas lol thats just a gimmick pizza

  • @tylerburmeister794
    @tylerburmeister794 Před 6 lety +5

    You know if Pres dropped the pizza within 1 minute, this would have passed "My Back" in all time one bite reviews.

  • @josh474
    @josh474 Před 6 lety

    Gonna back up or just be in my face... your the one holding a sheet of plywood over your head hahaha

  • @cafezo87934
    @cafezo87934 Před 2 lety

    when a pizza box needs duck tape 😆

  • @bourdeauxproject3803
    @bourdeauxproject3803 Před 6 lety +3

    God I miss friday night lights

  • @eef1869
    @eef1869 Před 6 lety +14

    click it or ticket everyone knows the laws

  • @jeremyquiros5483
    @jeremyquiros5483 Před 2 lety

    Oof. I remember seeing this on Man v. Food back in the day. It couldn't even score higher than Little Caesar's lol

  • @soccerboy1996
    @soccerboy1996 Před 3 lety +1

    2:30 there was almost a car crash in the back lol

  • @toddjackson4896
    @toddjackson4896 Před 3 lety +5

    I live in San Antonio and I feel the same way about big lous but no one agrees with me 😜🤪

    • @TrentMcNary420
      @TrentMcNary420 Před 2 lety

      Hey brother just been meaning to let you know... that girl in your pic... I clapped her cheeks fairly recently during a trip to San Antonio 🤙🏾

  • @marissahahn
    @marissahahn Před 4 lety +8

    Should have gone to Florios on Broadway! They are legit, they don't say Pizza they ask you what kinda Pie you want!
    Established in 1980, this simple, family-owned pizzeria offers NYC-style pies plus subs & salads.
    Better order like Seinfeld Soup Kitchen style they are serious about their pies. 🍕😋

  • @3rdStreetent
    @3rdStreetent Před 5 lety +2

    Years ago I drove to San Antonio just to get that same big ass pizza.

  • @igotworms
    @igotworms Před 2 lety +2

    Big Lou's circa 2010 was great. Their humongous pizzas have become a big gimmick now.

  • @BW-uj2zm
    @BW-uj2zm Před 5 lety +9

    Being from San Antonio I am glad someone spoke the truth. Chris Madrid’s is trash also.

    • @cdhz60
      @cdhz60 Před 5 lety

      Preach.

    • @romulogarcia3893
      @romulogarcia3893 Před 5 lety

      BW 022484 Amen I’m glad that place burnt down!

    • @megaboom69
      @megaboom69 Před 5 lety

      Agreed chris madrids and big lous suck.

    • @TheFS2004guru
      @TheFS2004guru Před 4 lety

      New Yorker living in San Antonio. I'm convinced you can NOT get a decent pizza in this damn city

  • @hawk4813
    @hawk4813 Před 4 lety +17

    Watching Dave eat pizza is like watching a bunch of 5-year-olds play soccer. You know the ball is being kicked off at mid-field, but after that the strategy goes out the window and it’s random until the final whistle.

  • @fightnwoids2514
    @fightnwoids2514 Před 2 lety

    cracked up pretty hard at...... SPLITS-VILLE lololol

  • @deanevangelista6359
    @deanevangelista6359 Před 2 lety

    I hope you'll come to DC and the surrounding suburbs. There are several pizzerias that make a decent NY pie.

  • @enochnora
    @enochnora Před 6 lety +3

    8.1 pizza review

  • @WaXambe
    @WaXambe Před 5 lety +3

    Yea it’s below average, at best... and I don’t know the rules?!

  • @tagootuesday6521
    @tagootuesday6521 Před 4 lety

    Gotta try Gendusa’s in New Orleans. I’ve ate a lot of slices in NY and Gendusa’s rivals any slice I’ve ever had lol

  • @Sin.Atonement
    @Sin.Atonement Před rokem

    As Dave aggressively walks into Frankie, are you gonna be up in my face