r/A*sholedesign | is this legal?

Sdílet
Vložit
  • čas přidán 16. 09. 2019
  • Top posts from r/A*sholedesign on Reddit. / emkay .
    Editor ► / jackbontatibus
    Narrator ► / damienleevoice
  • Komedie

Komentáře • 6K

  • @Alex-yz6uw
    @Alex-yz6uw Před 4 lety +2301

    "stop being a baby, you don't need a headphone jack"
    *cries in barely enough money to pay the rent let alone some bluetooth headphones*

    • @cheeto.burrito
      @cheeto.burrito Před 4 lety +33

      You don't have the funds for Apple phones either, then, my dude

    • @_Zekken
      @_Zekken Před 4 lety +122

      @@cheeto.burrito apple isnt the only one removing the headphone jack...

    • @zombie_6555
      @zombie_6555 Před 4 lety +43

      Von Pumpkin yeah lots of damn phone companies are doing it no ones safe

    • @lia5911
      @lia5911 Před 4 lety +8

      Alex Cool Dude well, I did get mine for $15 they’re pretty good.
      Ik this is a joke, chill. Just wanted to point that out.

    • @iamaspaceman8533
      @iamaspaceman8533 Před 4 lety +26

      Von Pumpkin it’s still a scam to get people. To buy AirPods

  • @earth1883
    @earth1883 Před 4 lety +3692

    "You don't need a headphone jack, stop being a baby"
    Apple really got y'all indoctrinated huh.

    • @hakont.4960
      @hakont.4960 Před 4 lety +207

      I don't use wired headphones these days so the headphone jack isn't needed for my headphones, but it still convenient to have the headphone jack in case you need to connect an analog sound device. Also, the new comment section design is awful, why are designers so afraid of borders these days. :/

    • @valtteripallari4961
      @valtteripallari4961 Před 4 lety +14

      @@hakont.4960 yeah nah yeah mah nah yeah nah yeah yeah nah yeah theyre kinda dumb

    • @hakont.4960
      @hakont.4960 Před 4 lety +98

      @@valtteripallari4961 What in tarnation...

    • @negativ7851
      @negativ7851 Před 4 lety +127

      Some people DO need headphone jack. What if some people buy a phone once every 5 years, and spent their last savings on headphones they're gonna use for all their devices (probably like me, though I replace my phone every 2-3 years)

    • @TheOPtmal
      @TheOPtmal Před 4 lety +10

      Yeah. "Courage"

  • @drolnogardgames4335
    @drolnogardgames4335 Před 4 lety +990

    "Just be an adult and buy bluetooth headphones"
    Or maybe just don't buy a $1000 phone that lacks features you can get on one a third of the price?

    • @alexpiatt1282
      @alexpiatt1282 Před 4 lety +69

      I have to agree with you there. I’m using an iPhone 6s, have seen other newer iPhones, gotta say every new version is a expensive downgrade

    • @TheRealEncy
      @TheRealEncy Před 4 lety +26

      Buy Air pod
      NO
      Buy Phone And get Free headphone
      yes

    • @reputationtaylorsversion
      @reputationtaylorsversion Před 4 lety +2

      or maybe go cry in the corner with your pixel 3a?

    • @bigyoshi2731
      @bigyoshi2731 Před 4 lety +46

      @@reputationtaylorsversion epici sheep? More like apple sheep

    • @Purple_Sloth
      @Purple_Sloth Před 4 lety +51

      Yes, because Bluetooth is a flawless system that works 100% of the time and doesn’t try to connect to my speakers or just fail to work sometimes, compared to cords where you put the thing in the thing. and “All devices support it” so you can keep one set (oh wait, there are like hundreds of that don’t)
      I’m not knocking Bluetooth users, I understand wires might not be your thing, but just flat out saying “yeah, lol, just buy bloo teeth headphones” is just ignorant.

  • @takemehome5749
    @takemehome5749 Před 3 lety +851

    "You dont need a headphone jack, stop being a baby"
    *_Nobody liked that._*

    • @nappygrimm6411
      @nappygrimm6411 Před 3 lety +24

      I kinda want to think he was imitating apple when they didn't make a headphone jack but at the same time im pretty sure he meant it at us

    • @amvymavy
      @amvymavy Před 3 lety +13

      Meanwhile me with my $113 phone with headphone jack, big battery and IR blaster

    • @nappygrimm6411
      @nappygrimm6411 Před 3 lety +5

      @@amvymavy dang nice phone

    • @amvymavy
      @amvymavy Před 3 lety +5

      @@nappygrimm6411 _thanks_

    • @nappygrimm6411
      @nappygrimm6411 Před 3 lety +4

      @@amvymavy no prob bro

  • @stillo2842
    @stillo2842 Před 4 lety +1584

    "stop being a baby and get bluetooth headphones"
    *that sin cannot be forgiven*

    • @emilydelamar4557
      @emilydelamar4557 Před 4 lety +49

      GhostFaceM8 Bro bluetooth stuff never works with all my devices and sometimes just doesn't work at all bc "device can't be found" or some bullshit. I always buy with headphone jacks, always works, no problems. I'm not paying Apple more money to give me LESS opportunities

    • @cherrypaw597
      @cherrypaw597 Před 4 lety +36

      damien is a fucking bootlickerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    • @morgankasper5227
      @morgankasper5227 Před 4 lety +32

      Cord headphones have higher quality!

    • @QuadPowerful
      @QuadPowerful Před 4 lety +32

      Apple has possessed his soul in their quest of legitimizing the removal of the $0.10 headphone jack

    • @scunts
      @scunts Před 4 lety +6

      @@morgankasper5227 Apple doesn't get shit from me because I don't use them, but I have a pair of mid range JBL bluetooth headphones and they play beautifully.

  • @Klekowksii
    @Klekowksii Před 4 lety +502

    "Sites not letting you use adblock is not arsehole design." It is when they make you disable it and then have pop up ads every time you click.

    • @wolfwing1
      @wolfwing1 Před 4 lety +33

      what I love is when sites that have tons of viruses and stuff get pissy at you heh.

    • @BlackwolfAnthony
      @BlackwolfAnthony Před 4 lety +12

      *Turns off ad block*
      CUNT WARS

    • @Gakvu
      @Gakvu Před 3 lety +5

      @Haku infinite EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK ADS WITH SOUND?

    • @Gakvu
      @Gakvu Před 3 lety +9

      @Haku infinite imagine fucking browsing the internet at 3 am while your family is sleeping in your room and then all of a sudden
      "GET THE CAR NOW! DOWNLOAD HERE"

    • @scritch8833
      @scritch8833 Před 3 lety

      like news articles

  • @P1nkgrim
    @P1nkgrim Před 4 lety +441

    I have a Android phone and it doesn't have "built in ads" unless you've got a virus,
    Also headphones jack's are useful and needed for some phones.

    • @adanvargas6232
      @adanvargas6232 Před 4 lety +24

      I also have one, and i also don't see built in ads anytime I do anything.

    • @sharasarah3026
      @sharasarah3026 Před 3 lety +36

      you only get these "built in ads" if you bought a fake product you installed a wallpaper app or something along those line

    • @P1nkgrim
      @P1nkgrim Před 3 lety +3

      @@sharasarah3026 I know

    • @kiwibanana7590
      @kiwibanana7590 Před 3 lety +2

      I'm pretty sure the only built in ads are from when a new phone from that brand comes out and they give you a notification, but anything else is most likely, a virus.

    • @bromanned7069
      @bromanned7069 Před 3 lety +3

      Yeah when I was like 9 I installed a bunch of weird apps on my tablet and I couldn't do anything without it giving me 3 ads

  • @lunnihyre4215
    @lunnihyre4215 Před 4 lety +333

    "That's what you get for buying android"
    Don't make me unsubscribe emkay!

    • @mateenq7593
      @mateenq7593 Před 3 lety +2

      Well he's not wrong, its currently the low point of android phones.

    • @IndellableHatesHandles
      @IndellableHatesHandles Před 3 lety +40

      @@mateenq7593 It's not the "low point" when you can buy a smartphone for $300

    • @mateenq7593
      @mateenq7593 Před 3 lety +3

      @@IndellableHatesHandles price isn't the only determiner, but the overall general attitude Google is keeping over android, locking some features and making it more constricted they are lashing and closing everything because it's a cheap way to add security to a device

    • @IndellableHatesHandles
      @IndellableHatesHandles Před 3 lety +41

      @@mateenq7593 Apple has been doing that since its inception lmao

    • @nod-
      @nod- Před 3 lety +25

      @@mateenq7593 yeah? Paying 2000 dollars for a laptop that can barely run roblox at 90 fps in the website?

  • @wyverntail
    @wyverntail Před 4 lety +825

    Bruh, I'm deaf and use a special device as my headphones. I can ONLY use it with a headphone jack.

    • @InnerEagle
      @InnerEagle Před 4 lety +19

      They will or maybe already exists a converter device that will make your jack compatible in a bluetooth way. Just checked. It exists and in italy costs 15 bucks that adapter

    • @frickman8065
      @frickman8065 Před 4 lety +27

      *iPhone X intensifies*

    • @itsmrdante6274
      @itsmrdante6274 Před 4 lety +36

      That's why you use an android. You can also hook it up with Bluetooth

    • @7omahawkChop
      @7omahawkChop Před 4 lety +2

      That sucks

    • @stoictraceur4794
      @stoictraceur4794 Před 4 lety +2

      That's terrible

  • @jeiku5041
    @jeiku5041 Před 4 lety +588

    "Stop being a baby and go buy an iPhone and air pods to go with it."
    "This message was definitely not paid for by Apple whatsoever."
    "CONSUME PRODUCT. WAIT FOR NEXT PRODUCT. CONSUME MORE. BUY. BUY. BUY. SPEND. SPEND. SPEND."

    • @jadenjackson183
      @jadenjackson183 Před 4 lety +2

      i own an android but prefer apple ive used both and that’s what you do with android just not as rapidly or expensively
      but lower quality imo

    • @jeiku5041
      @jeiku5041 Před 4 lety +6

      @@jadenjackson183 Boy, Samsung flagships cost about as much as the new iPhones.

    • @jadenjackson183
      @jadenjackson183 Před 4 lety +7

      Jeiku Furame imma not start a war but personal preference iphone stick with your android idrc whatever makes you happy

    • @jeiku5041
      @jeiku5041 Před 4 lety +3

      @@jadenjackson183 Personal preferences are okay to have.

    • @zerotwo_.002
      @zerotwo_.002 Před 4 lety

      @@jadenjackson183 why do you like apple better ?

  • @orcalord8166
    @orcalord8166 Před 4 lety +461

    His headphone jack comment is basically "Stop being a baby by having a preference"

    • @orcalord8166
      @orcalord8166 Před 4 lety +3

      @Haku infinite Uh, was that against me or Damien? I can't tell.

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 Před 4 lety +9

      To Damien - Sorry that I'm HoH and have no choice for preference on how I can listen to things without a bluetooth hearing-aid when regular digital 'aids break multiple times a year, and hospitals forget to add on the function that connects me to a machine plugged into a headphone socket and transmits the sound to me....!
      Because they'll forget to add on the bluetooth function even when it's taken them two weeks to get a new 'aid, set it up with my hearing settings and send it my way, multiple times. I know they will.

    • @Alex-sm1dx
      @Alex-sm1dx Před 4 lety +5

      Roadent1241 then just don’t have a hearing aid simple fix! Lol

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 Před 4 lety +5

      @@Alex-sm1dx OK then, you wanna live my life because it involves being able to hear people and cars because I can't live it safely without an 'aid? Have fun basically being a slave.
      But honestly, that's a yearly occurence not by choice.
      Doesn't help with anything as the silence makes me go crazy whenever I literally don't have a hearing-aid because the current one broke and it's 2-3 weeks of not being able to hear anything that's not right next to my ear.
      And my parents get annoyed because I can't hear them when they call me, for some mysterious reason, as that's the only system we have to communicate. They've known me my whole life and know I can't hear for shit without it.

    • @Alex-sm1dx
      @Alex-sm1dx Před 4 lety +7

      @@Roadent1241 r/woooosh

  • @mod3no
    @mod3no Před 4 lety +475

    "Stop being a baby. You don't need a headphone jack"
    *YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! IT WAS SAID THAT YOU WOULD DESTROY THE SITH, NOT JOIN THEM*

    • @Myranmia83
      @Myranmia83 Před 3 lety

      Mod3no just use wish

    • @AreHorsesReal
      @AreHorsesReal Před 3 lety +17

      @@Myranmia83 wish is kinda bad tho

    • @Myranmia83
      @Myranmia83 Před 3 lety +3

      k I got a pair for a little over 9 bucks whit like each for 12 or a little less or more hours and waterproof

    • @AreHorsesReal
      @AreHorsesReal Před 3 lety +4

      @@Myranmia83 how long did shipping take?

    • @Myranmia83
      @Myranmia83 Před 3 lety

      k like 2 weeks

  • @thedakkafex2148
    @thedakkafex2148 Před 4 lety +426

    “Live without a headphone jack” I got 200 dollars worth of regular headsets that produce better quality sound

    • @crayfishfuture
      @crayfishfuture Před 4 lety +53

      I know right? I have multiple pairs of really good headphones that weren't even as expensive as airpods but sound infinitely better. Earbuds sound like shit, and even bluetooth headphones don't sound as good as wired ones. Why would I ever want a phone without a headphone jack?

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 Před 4 lety +38

      @@crayfishfuture It's absolutely retarded why people think losing a HP Jack is a good thing. They should be culled from the population to keep their stupidity from spreading.

    • @lapeez2277
      @lapeez2277 Před 4 lety +5

      kabob 007 we should stop people like that from breeding

    • @crayfishfuture
      @crayfishfuture Před 4 lety +14

      I don't know if I'd go as far as separating them from the mortal coil, but they seriously need to think for a second. How is it at all okay to remove a feature like that, let alone a good thing? People need to get a grip and stop getting screwed by these companies for literally no purpose.

    • @sgtruru
      @sgtruru Před 4 lety

      That’s why I use old iPhones/iPads. They actually have headphone jacks.

  • @azelfdaboi5265
    @azelfdaboi5265 Před 4 lety +49

    "You don't need a headphone jack, stop being a baby"
    Thomas had never seen such bullshit before

    • @brooklynsmith2721
      @brooklynsmith2721 Před 4 lety

      Well, I mean... it is kind of obsolete, but you do you.

    • @Punttipate62
      @Punttipate62 Před 4 lety

      @@brooklynsmith2721 nahh, removing the headphone jack was fucking stupid

    • @TaxiYoshi64
      @TaxiYoshi64 Před 4 lety

      @@Punttipate62 i mean every company removed it so

    • @Punttipate62
      @Punttipate62 Před 4 lety

      @@TaxiYoshi64 yeah, but just because alot of companies did it doesn't mean its a good thing

    • @TaxiYoshi64
      @TaxiYoshi64 Před 4 lety

      @@Punttipate62 well you are kinda 3 years late to say that, also every company bundles a headphone jack dongle also you can buy a headphone jack to bluetooth receiver to use with a bluetooth compatible device like a phone

  • @MrMKFreak
    @MrMKFreak Před 4 lety +175

    Damien: "Just buy bluetooth headphones"
    a) Good Bluetooth headphones are still not cheap
    b) What if my car only has aux? Having a new phone might not be that expensive, but owning a new car is.

    • @Punttipate62
      @Punttipate62 Před 4 lety

      You can get good bluetooth headphones for 25-40 dollars my man

    • @AngryK1tty
      @AngryK1tty Před 4 lety +14

      epin pelaja You kinda missed the whole car not having Bluetooth thing. Also, you can get decent enough headphones with a jack for 10 bucks and they’ll last longer than 40$ Bluetooth ones.

    • @Punttipate62
      @Punttipate62 Před 4 lety

      @@AngryK1tty Yeah I was talking about the first thing he said and not the second one

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 Před 4 lety +4

      c) I wear a hearing-aid in my 'hearing' ear, that has a radio-aid/multi-mic transmitter. The hearing-aid is free, the transmitter was not. Point being, the transmitter plugs into headphone sockets and sends the audio to me in mono (L&R).
      ~
      I would have to specifically ask for a bluetooth hearing-aid, and these digital things break multiple times a year just existing so thank frick they're free, but the waiting two weeks (if I'm lucky) for a new one, or going an hour to the specific hospital that does my hearing-aids is bad. Because I need the 'aid for my survival.
      And I've had multiple occasions where I've been sent new 'aids WITHOUT the radio-aid setting, so imagine how many times they'd forget to add the bluetooth function leaving me for ANOTHER two-ish week with nothing to listen to because I have to send it back for Being Unusable. (It's a trade system, old for new.)
      ~
      And if things stop having headphone sockets, I can't even just use regular earphones with a stero-mono adapter just to not be in basically dead silence for the time I'm waiting for a new 'aid. I won't even be able to use bluetooth earphones I bet because uh no wires to use the adapter with and I haven't seen anything out but machines outside of i-devices and in-game settings have a Mono setting.

    • @dadude001
      @dadude001 Před 4 lety +1

      _laughs in hearing aid_

  • @tonk6154
    @tonk6154 Před 4 lety +52

    5:20 no that hecking bird talks for 3 whole hours than when you go to end it, after you've been spamming through it and its auto puts the option to, "no" he repeats himself because you were spamming through it

    • @masmurdermonkey9233
      @masmurdermonkey9233 Před 4 lety +4

      Exactly! He just doesn't know the pain!

    • @shaboisaucy
      @shaboisaucy Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah I swear like he talks for about 89 hours and 27 minutes and the NO is on top and I have to listen to him talking again

    • @tonk6154
      @tonk6154 Před 3 lety

      @@shaboisaucy dude this comment is like a year old lol

    • @shaboisaucy
      @shaboisaucy Před 3 lety

      @@tonk6154 lol

  • @wickermind6668
    @wickermind6668 Před 4 lety +223

    5:19
    Basically, Damien, The owl (named Kaepora/Gaepora, from ocarina of time) Spews a ton of useless information to the player. The default ordering for Yes and No is with Yes at the top, and No at the bottom, but this is basically the only point in the whole game where the order is reversed. Knowing players are going to spam A to skip through his dialogue, this switching of the choices means they will be tricked into making Kaepora/Gaepora spew out the information again

    • @tehesprite502
      @tehesprite502 Před 4 lety +17

      The Asshole design, to be specific, is that you're mashing a to get through his text, but since No is the first response, if you mash too hard you have to go through it again.

    • @spaghetti5914
      @spaghetti5914 Před 4 lety +3

      Lmao I love this

    • @IMakePeopleSaltyApparently
      @IMakePeopleSaltyApparently Před 4 lety +6

      @@spaghetti5914 until it happens to you i bet lmaooo
      I never got caught with it though unless I wasn'twant paying attention in the first place

    • @Seantendo
      @Seantendo Před 4 lety +6

      Don't know if I should pity him for never having played it or envy him for getting to play it for the first time.

    • @sicko033
      @sicko033 Před 4 lety +3

      It’s both funny and shitty

  • @jowhy7243
    @jowhy7243 Před 4 lety +1381

    Damien’s laugh should be my ringtone - I’d never answer my phone

    • @sleepynick_
      @sleepynick_ Před 4 lety +8

      Can you sent me a link

    • @jowhy7243
      @jowhy7243 Před 4 lety +6

      Nick Middel geme haven’t really got one tbh

    • @revalanims5017
      @revalanims5017 Před 4 lety +17

      Gerrit Rookworst ive just been _________’d in 2019.
      My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

    • @jerrymcdonald2999
      @jerrymcdonald2999 Před 4 lety +8

      @@ifyouwoooshmeyouhavesmallp7603 YOU SNEAKY FRENCHMAN YOU GOT ME.

    • @amalawawaw2
      @amalawawaw2 Před 4 lety +7

      @@ifyouwoooshmeyouhavesmallp7603 you glorious bastard youve got me with that

  • @volticksyt6596
    @volticksyt6596 Před 4 lety +89

    Is it just me or I read the title like this.
    “A shole design.”

  • @ruler_of_everything
    @ruler_of_everything Před 4 lety +212

    damien in
    other videos: hey guys i'm a reddit man
    damien in this video and irl: time to flex my rolex and my
    airpods, first i gotta
    drink some
    bling water tho

    • @th3gov3rnm3nt
      @th3gov3rnm3nt Před 4 lety +7

      man drinks diamond carbonated water

    • @smeebsmob
      @smeebsmob Před 4 lety +11

      Normal people: I can write full sentences and I don’t have to start a new line every 3 words.
      You: I don’t
      know how to
      finish a sentence in
      one line

    • @ruler_of_everything
      @ruler_of_everything Před 4 lety +13

      @smeeb
      i have
      no idea what
      you're talking
      about
      tho...

    • @dadude001
      @dadude001 Před 4 lety +6

      _laughs in bluetooth hearing aids_

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots Před 3 lety +1

      🤷‍♂️lollllll

  • @bootsdotexe
    @bootsdotexe Před 4 lety +708

    bruh "be an adult, stop being a baby, grow up and get bluetooth speakers" ain't it chief, _please_ tell me you're joking lol.

    • @gnomilius
      @gnomilius Před 4 lety +45

      I'm starting to slowly dislike Damien...

    • @L11_Restart
      @L11_Restart Před 4 lety +10

      NOOOOO HES TALKING SERIOUSLY ARENT HE?

    • @shalice7784
      @shalice7784 Před 4 lety +20

      Heinz Kunz people don’t wanna pay extra for special apple headphones Or Bluetooth headphones

    • @spleens4200
      @spleens4200 Před 4 lety +1

      Nuclear Phaze Bluetooth isn’t that bad tho
      It’s a worthy investment if you’re like me and break the cord on headphones with how often you accidents drop your phone

    • @nevermore7285
      @nevermore7285 Před 4 lety +1

      What’s the problem with them? There so much better than chord ones

  • @KN4YYJ
    @KN4YYJ Před 4 lety +16

    Any time someone says "be an adult and..." then tells you to follow their lead is clearly not actually an adult.

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 Před 4 lety

      I do wonder how old he is anyway. Doesn't sound much more than 20.

  • @foxlycan
    @foxlycan Před 4 lety +201

    "See, there's your problem, you got an android, just get an iPhone."
    "You don't need a headphone jack, get bluetooth."
    later...
    "Oh god, Zedge and 300+$ bluetooth headset not being compatible with all devices, if only there were ways to avoid this!"
    Honestly not sure if shill or just stupid on this one...

    • @sirhoneybadger5875
      @sirhoneybadger5875 Před 4 lety +49

      A lot of Apple users are ignorant as fuck and don't know what they're taking about when trying to justify Apple's practices

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx Před 4 lety +12

      Samsung is best, try to change my mind.

    • @standardheat-fs8159
      @standardheat-fs8159 Před 4 lety +6

      Icy Fleckz I have a S10+ AND I LOVE IT!

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx Před 4 lety +6

      @@standardheat-fs8159 That's great! Mine is a j6 (Samsung) or something. Works fine, just sometimes when I try to write, it goes slow when usually it goes as fast as me. I think it's when I've used it for long and turned it off while still on CZcams or the messages app.

    • @standardheat-fs8159
      @standardheat-fs8159 Před 4 lety +5

      Icy Fleckz Great! My phone beats my friends iPhone XS in everything! He said he is disappointed in Apple, he was a fan of it for years! He complains about Apple saying „innovation“ to every bullshit that Samsung and Huawei and other companies have for common!

  • @ramsundarradhakrishnan258
    @ramsundarradhakrishnan258 Před 3 lety +50

    It's okay, Damien's gonna buy us all bluetooth headphones with the CZcams money that he is swimming in.

  • @Gangus450
    @Gangus450 Před 4 lety +779

    Imagine not even having a headphone jack.
    -this post was made by android gang

    • @River_Basset
      @River_Basset Před 4 lety +3

      *coughs* there was a phone made for android that had dongles too *cough*

    • @andybutler4532
      @andybutler4532 Před 4 lety +6

      @@River_Basset yeah shame their is more than one Android phone

    • @River_Basset
      @River_Basset Před 4 lety +1

      @@andybutler4532 -_- I get that but I'm saying that there was a generation of android that was like that, ya dingus. That is all I'm saying, NOTHING MORE ABOUT GETTING A DIFFERENT ONE!!!

    • @rus778
      @rus778 Před 4 lety +2

      My razor phone 2 doesn’t have a headphone jack :(

    • @OpalyzedYT
      @OpalyzedYT Před 4 lety +4

      Mystic_Onion this is one of those moments where you want that twitter function where it says “sent from ______” if he’s secretly an apple user.

  • @Weldedhodag
    @Weldedhodag Před 4 lety +833

    imagine actually shilling for apple, the company that would actually bring updates to make your older phone slower so you'd buy a newer one

    • @mrono1910
      @mrono1910 Před 4 lety +18

      Sirinterweb every phone company does that

    • @ikeilledaguy4349
      @ikeilledaguy4349 Před 4 lety +21

      Nah my phone still works after updating it

    • @Ssj_tainaka
      @Ssj_tainaka Před 4 lety +7

      That’s why I never update my phone, and even when I want to I never have enough storage

    • @zerotwo_.002
      @zerotwo_.002 Před 4 lety +12

      @@mrono1910 na none do that

    • @xxbeans93xx76
      @xxbeans93xx76 Před 4 lety +13

      They slow it down so the crappy battery doesn’t get ruined.

  • @thiesvanderkooij8421
    @thiesvanderkooij8421 Před 4 lety +29

    10:06 that is why bluetooth is bad. Use solid connections to your headphones, or just use speakers and a microphone.
    Wireless stuff just runs out of power and breaks charging ports.

    • @liwo8998
      @liwo8998 Před 3 lety

      T. Van der kooij what, how does it break charging ports.

  • @masmurdermonkey9233
    @masmurdermonkey9233 Před 4 lety +29

    5:15 Clearly you haven't accidentally pressed no while trying to skip through multiple times.

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters Před 3 lety

      The no above the yes isn’t bad, it’s not having the option to skip those that is bad.

  • @soulflowerstuff
    @soulflowerstuff Před 4 lety +262

    I’m so glad people have the same thoughts on Damien’s “you don’t need a headphone jack” bs, I went down to the comments as soon as he said that to see if people thought what I was thinking

    • @roi8772
      @roi8772 Před 4 lety +1

      same

    • @anvildragon7927
      @anvildragon7927 Před 4 lety +1

      same

    • @kristophesiem5336
      @kristophesiem5336 Před 4 lety +4

      You do if you dont wanna buy those tiny, more expensive and easy-to-lose Bluetooth craps

    • @christopherballard1348
      @christopherballard1348 Před 4 lety

      I mean, you don't need air pods. There are much more cost effective bluetooth earbuds out there, and if that's still not your taste, there is always the dongle.

    • @stargazer_and_co
      @stargazer_and_co Před 4 lety

      Same

  • @darksentinel082
    @darksentinel082 Před 4 lety +419

    Im sorry, Damien, my professional music production headphones aren't bluetooth

  • @hyper-night-parade6220
    @hyper-night-parade6220 Před 4 lety +136

    "Suck it up, buy a Bluetooth headphone pair" I don't want wireless headphones man, those things suck, If I can have it wired I get it wired. Headphones, computer mouse and keyboard, controllers ,etc less shaz to charge every like 2 hours.

    • @Purple_Sloth
      @Purple_Sloth Před 4 lety +12

      Not to mention how you’d have to lug around two pairs of headphones if one older device doesn’t support Bluetooth.
      Or how sometimes Bluetooth just doesn’t work after a while, my tablet and phone lost it’s connectivity to Bluetooth for some reason and I can’t connect anything to them. Wires are more durable and interchangeable, drop a Bluetooth 3 times and it’s clinging on to dear life if not already broken.

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters Před 3 lety

      Then get the dongle

    • @GirlInATesttube
      @GirlInATesttube Před 3 lety

      My phones jack doesn't work either, so I have to buy bluetooth. Didn't know it until I bought my first headset, and now I'm stuck with bluetooth for eternity. Also my dad's earpods won't let him plug his phone in and listen to music at the same time so he bought new ones too. Companies just can't get anything right these days

    • @bluemaster7530
      @bluemaster7530 Před 3 lety

      I don't know man, my wireless battery powered mouse functions for like over half a year. and i use it... honestly way too much.
      Edit cause it posted early: I get what you're saying though, recharging every 2 hours sucks.

    • @beanmasterz
      @beanmasterz Před 2 lety

      Poor person moment

  • @stefanbrony7905
    @stefanbrony7905 Před 4 lety +81

    "stop being a baby, you don't need a headphone jack"
    Wired sounds way better then wireless

    • @badog986
      @badog986 Před 4 lety

      And optical audio/digital audio? Hell yeah brother say bye to headphone whine

    • @rrei_.
      @rrei_. Před 3 lety +1

      Eh I don’t know about that. Well atleast for me all of my wired headphones would get all screwed up and I’d have to twist the wire. So atleast for me bluetooth headphones are better.

    • @circuit10
      @circuit10 Před 3 lety +7

      And you have to pay 100x more for something you'll lose more quickly

    • @false3695
      @false3695 Před 3 lety +4

      Yeah with latency and the fact that no one makes (good) audiophile grade Bluetooth headphones

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters Před 3 lety

      K then get the dongle

  • @willowids369
    @willowids369 Před 4 lety +160

    "No or yes" is a-hole design because it makes the guy repeat the whole thing again. He does it for every tutorial he's in.

    • @noberoke3352
      @noberoke3352 Před 4 lety +7

      That's why I immediately read all of the comments once I heard that. Didn't think that there are other complains here lol XD.

    • @willowids369
      @willowids369 Před 4 lety +11

      @@noberoke3352 yeah most of them are talking about the headphone jack thing (which is also a-hole design. Apple's products are built to destroy themselves after maybe a year for some of their pricier things, and Air Pods break after 3 months from what I've heard. They pull this stuff often, and get away with it every time from what I've seen.)

    • @stupidandunnecessary6710
      @stupidandunnecessary6710 Před 3 lety +3

      Imagine doing a Zelda speedrun and forgetting to pull the analog down while skipping his dialogue .__.

    • @nappygrimm6411
      @nappygrimm6411 Před 3 lety +1

      @@willowids369 lads we did there are bluetooth ear phones or whatever there cslled that are lik 45$ for a nice pair compared to rotten apple wich break fast than i can say fu- there goes another one

    • @willowids369
      @willowids369 Před 3 lety

      @@nappygrimm6411 I know, I have a pair of earbuds that are alright.

  • @ioratv
    @ioratv Před 4 lety +639

    You don't need a rechargable battery, just be a man and buy your phone again
    -Apple in the near future

    • @flamingblade5271
      @flamingblade5271 Před 4 lety +15

      i mean, they do it anyway

    • @Mars_555.
      @Mars_555. Před 4 lety +16

      Who needs a screen? Hah! You need to buy our $999 dollar phone plus the $750 screen

    • @CardZed
      @CardZed Před 4 lety +12

      @Anon Y. Mous like samsung would copy apple's shit lol

    • @russellvanwagner8864
      @russellvanwagner8864 Před 4 lety +5

      1k for a laptop stand

    • @thelanktheist2626
      @thelanktheist2626 Před 4 lety

      CardZ you overestimate Samsung

  • @whitecreamsicle
    @whitecreamsicle Před 3 lety +7

    "buy bluetooth headphones"
    Well, some of us play rhythm games, and bluetooth headphones are usually bad because of this thing called "input latency"

  • @dadude001
    @dadude001 Před 4 lety +18

    Everyone’s mad about how Damien said that you don’t need a headphone jack and you should get bluetooth headphones.
    _laughs in bluetooth hearing aids_

  • @DaisyPhoxtrot
    @DaisyPhoxtrot Před 4 lety +215

    "You don't need a headphone jack." I mean, I don't need teeth either, but it's, like, a personal choice of mine to have them.

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 Před 4 lety +4

      Delta Phoxtrot ... I mean you kinda do need teeth unless you want to survive on smoothies for the rest of your life. And BT headphones are honestly better.

    • @tuketound7944
      @tuketound7944 Před 4 lety +1

      @@TheWashableBomb that's mean, they are more comfortable, and more useful on a job, you don't need to care about the stupid cable

    • @shamefurdispray859
      @shamefurdispray859 Před 4 lety +13

      @@mr.stuffdoer8483 Sounds like commie propaganda, but ok

    • @kaltross9351
      @kaltross9351 Před 4 lety +10

      @@tuketound7944 I'd rather be able to use my jack headphones on everything

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 Před 4 lety

      The Washable Bomb My $40 BT headphones work better than any wired headphones I’ve ever had, have lasted longer, and are still working great. I’ll wait to hear your justification for thinking wired is better when you finish untangling the cord.

  • @PollexTheCat
    @PollexTheCat Před 4 lety +647

    "be an adult and buy bluetooth headphones" oh yeah I love finicky connectivity, non existent battery life, and half the audio quality for double the price

    • @cheeto.burrito
      @cheeto.burrito Před 4 lety +61

      Don't forget the static noise they eventually start spewing as they get old.

    • @LockMatch
      @LockMatch Před 4 lety +30

      Well, good Bluetooth headphones have a battery for 20-24 hour nonstop playtime. Charge that shit ones a Day and you'll be fine

    • @cedrikw4972
      @cedrikw4972 Před 4 lety +5

      Ivan Sozontov yeah but that don’t eliminate the other things

    • @LockMatch
      @LockMatch Před 4 lety +7

      @@cedrikw4972well, I didn't said anything about other issues) Wires ftw.

    • @entropic-decay
      @entropic-decay Před 4 lety +27

      @@LockMatch not to mention, people like me exist, where every size of earbud or pod or what have you is either barely too big so it pushes itself out of my ear or barely too small so it just falls out. I literally only use headsets because no earbuds exist that fit me

  • @nahguy
    @nahguy Před 4 lety +56

    8:20
    Damien, I didn't go here to watch an apple ad. Bluetooth headphones are highly inconsistent and have poor sound quality, android is good for people who don't want to pay 1,000 dollars for a phone that will probably be old in about 2 years.

    • @Punttipate62
      @Punttipate62 Před 4 lety +4

      Yeah, I still use a 5 year old phone and it works just fine

    • @thehamburgergamer7871
      @thehamburgergamer7871 Před 3 lety +4

      Yeah iPhone is really for if you wanna flex and if you want an easy to use phone, Android is for being cheap yet amazing quality and tons of features (plus androids have emulators so..)

    • @scritch8833
      @scritch8833 Před 3 lety

      @@thehamburgergamer7871 let's be honest, when are you going to use Bluestacks?

    • @thehamburgergamer7871
      @thehamburgergamer7871 Před 3 lety

      Gabe Plays I wouldn’t, I would just get an Android phone.

    • @parzy_osu
      @parzy_osu Před 3 lety +1

      You're making your sound like the only reason people would buy an android is because they can't afford the things needed
      I personally just prefer android

  • @gsp7671
    @gsp7671 Před 4 lety +11

    I like how no one talks about how apple made a laptop that melts it own face then the people who made the laptop made a iPhone

  • @ConejitoPequenito
    @ConejitoPequenito Před 4 lety +352

    "stop being a baby, just buy (apple) bluetooth headphones" yea bud have fun paying over a hundred bucks and charging your headphones because a brand told you it's somehow better

    • @jacklane734
      @jacklane734 Před 4 lety +9

      It was a stupid thing to say, but charging your headphones is really not much of a hassle. I personally find a wire more annoying than having to charge your headphones on occasion. I own the Skullcandy Crusher Wireless and they have a solid 40 hours of battery life.

    • @LLLadySSS
      @LLLadySSS Před 4 lety +3

      You know... There's also samsung ear buds lmao you guys are dumbasses

    • @jacklane734
      @jacklane734 Před 4 lety +5

      Lady.Whatever “dumnasses”

    • @graydoesdestiny8399
      @graydoesdestiny8399 Před 4 lety +4

      He didn’t even say Apple Bluetooth Headphones

    • @ajaxthegem3301
      @ajaxthegem3301 Před 4 lety +3

      I have Bluetooth headphones I bought at Walmart for 20$ and they work amazing

  • @bananatorpedo275
    @bananatorpedo275 Před 4 lety +458

    Damien: lol appul gud androyd bahd
    Comment section: *[anger]*

    • @JellyMyst
      @JellyMyst Před 4 lety +72

      That's what tends to happen when someone's wrong.

    • @ultralanpasalan4712
      @ultralanpasalan4712 Před 4 lety +27

      Android is better tho just stating a fact

    • @Camazotzer
      @Camazotzer Před 4 lety +15

      @@ultralanpasalan4712 Android isn`t better you just get the same quality phones with way better prices. Apple is the EA of phones. Buy a phone for 2000$? Yeah headphone jack 500$ "DLC". Oh and if you break your charger you have to pay 250$ for a new one because the charger hole is a different shape than other phone`s.
      If you want to pay a lot of money for a phone buy something actually worth it: Razer Phone 2 Bruh it`s not even that expensive. It`s a gaming focused phone nearly a cheaper level gaming laptop stats and only for 800$. It does have some "DLC`s" but they are not that essential like a controller where you can put your phone in and use it as a controller for mobile games or just a wireless charger but it`s 100$ so I don`t think it`s worth it.

    • @Camazotzer
      @Camazotzer Před 4 lety +10

      Bruh my comment turned into an ad real fast. Just wanted to give a comparison

    • @bananatorpedo275
      @bananatorpedo275 Před 4 lety +13

      Im an apple fan but I dont hate andriod

  • @silvrnightingale
    @silvrnightingale Před 3 lety +5

    8:30
    Me, watching this with wire headphones: At least I wont drop my phone in the toilet...
    (Also, you have to charge wireless headphones, which sucks if you're in a hurry and your headphones are dead. With wire headphones, you never have to charge them)

  • @victorhugo-wo2ci
    @victorhugo-wo2ci Před 3 lety +3

    "Just use bluetooth" ah yes i love running out of power and having no other way to listen to music because im not at home/dont have outlets nearby

  • @soulfox32
    @soulfox32 Před 4 lety +364

    5:17 Damien....damien....there is a HUGE reason why "No" being on top instead of yes is a major issue

    • @Meteorite_Shower
      @Meteorite_Shower Před 4 lety +79

      It's not so much it being on top, it's that 'No' is the default resting point for the cursor, so rapidly pressing 'A' to skip all the dialogue makes you go through it all again. But you knew that.

    • @crayfishfuture
      @crayfishfuture Před 4 lety +15

      @@Meteorite_Shower Yeah, it wants you to pay attention.

    • @contentdeleted1621
      @contentdeleted1621 Před 4 lety +19

      *H O O T H O O T*
      Stop mashing the buttons! Or else you have to sit through the dialogue all over again!

    • @someonessidechannel1485
      @someonessidechannel1485 Před 4 lety +11

      Still asshole design

    • @akayame39
      @akayame39 Před 4 lety +6

      When it's 1999 and you're playing this game from the beginning for the 10th time because you have no friends and you don't understand how the internet works yet, this owl can be a little frustrating.

  • @onyxcrimson
    @onyxcrimson Před 4 lety +190

    And yet, the biggest a*s hole design is awarded to CZcams with their double ads.

    • @gestapo1401
      @gestapo1401 Před 4 lety +1

      [ Rock Pock ]ロックポック it’s not ass hole design if you dislike it buy CZcams red not everything is feee regard

    • @kodicraft
      @kodicraft Před 4 lety +8

      30 Seconds ads:
      29 seconds unskippable ads: 2 Take it or Take it

    • @IMakePeopleSaltyApparently
      @IMakePeopleSaltyApparently Před 4 lety +11

      @@gestapo1401 the thing is
      ORIGINALLY CZcams didn't force ads onto everyone this way. It was just a pop up at the bottom of the video and it didn't disturbe the video.
      Anyway, I don't need CZcams red. The truck is to IMMEDIATELY skip to the end of the video and hit reply. IMMEDIATELY skips all ads. For free
      Or if I wanna get CZcams red, I can get an unlocked apk. For free.

    • @flamingexhaust5725
      @flamingexhaust5725 Před 4 lety +2

      CZcams Vanced is the way to go. Don't buy YT red.

    • @dressedmaniac
      @dressedmaniac Před 4 lety +1

      @mom's spaghetti
      Jailbreak it

  • @therustynickle4772
    @therustynickle4772 Před 4 lety +61

    I get many annoying ads that have barely visible x’s or just no x at all. How do I fix that?
    *Back button* Yay Samsung-

  • @zacharyk7225
    @zacharyk7225 Před 4 lety +41

    90% percent of this comment section is just "HEADPHONE JACK *REEEEEEEEE*"
    I mean, I agree but, jesus.

    • @Jamesthe1
      @Jamesthe1 Před 3 lety +3

      Ikr
      Let me look at the funny comments for sakes

  • @otaking3582
    @otaking3582 Před 4 lety +568

    10:03 And this, Damian, is why Bluetooth headphones are a bad idea, you Apple apologist

    • @Binglechange
      @Binglechange Před 4 lety +3

      ur just trying to save urself cuz u don’t got airpods

    • @zirenitamon
      @zirenitamon Před 4 lety +37

      shrimp Airpods Suck. They are way to expensive and have low quality sound.
      And don’t come whit the “Lol yOuR POoOor AnDrOid UzEr”, because I am an Apple user. 😒

    • @JP12345
      @JP12345 Před 4 lety +18

      @@Binglechange I hope this is just a meme comment... I really... Really do.....

    • @ll-WOW-ll
      @ll-WOW-ll Před 4 lety +3

      @@zirenitamon your not an apple user if you dont have airpods you pleb

    • @zirenitamon
      @zirenitamon Před 4 lety +8

      - Crackhead - Here comes another ONE!!! 🎶🎶🎶
      Also, *You’re. :v

  • @willowokami9006
    @willowokami9006 Před 4 lety +262

    "It's not actually a amazon giftcard"
    This should be theft at its finest

  • @jessicabaca6192
    @jessicabaca6192 Před 3 lety +6

    I love how he didn't Understood the Ocarina of Time one-
    If you ever see this, we usually skip the entire thing (it's a DAMN LOT) just by pressing A lots of times, and when that happends we accidentally press "No" on the explanation and here it goes again-

  • @Purple_Sloth
    @Purple_Sloth Před 3 lety +9

    “Guys, we don’t need those pedestrian crossing buttons at intersections, just buy a car, stop being a baby.”

  • @xXTheKingEmothXx
    @xXTheKingEmothXx Před 4 lety +432

    'Buy bluetooth headphones.'
    Yep okay. Nobody liked that.

    • @Kiwi_Tea
      @Kiwi_Tea Před 4 lety +4

      Buy the headphones. Bluedios aren't expensive.

    • @Untexture
      @Untexture Před 4 lety

      buy them no fear

    • @mfs96
      @mfs96 Před 4 lety +27

      @@Kiwi_Tea it's not expensive, but the sound quality is lower than the wired one, and not many people want to buy new headphone if they already have a better one.

    • @hettygram664
      @hettygram664 Před 4 lety +3

      JBL headphones, they are good, ps i have one on rn

    • @Andreitolca1
      @Andreitolca1 Před 4 lety +2

      @@hihihihihihihihihihihey and they are more expensive, so why pay more for less of a quality?
      (Just like apple products)

  • @entity42
    @entity42 Před 4 lety +3273

    _No one wants to by extra headphones for a crappy phone, damien_
    Edit: Jesus fucking Chris this has become a warzone of mass destruction, beware (oh and likes I guess)

    • @juulian_6373
      @juulian_6373 Před 4 lety +41

      Entity420 Last time I checked iPhones don't explode

    • @ejss
      @ejss Před 4 lety +49

      And the quality isnt even as good

    • @valtteripallari4961
      @valtteripallari4961 Před 4 lety +197

      @@juulian_6373 Last I checked no one's going to buy a shitty 1700€ iPhone. Like what the fuck kind of an idea is that?

    • @Oceanrex
      @Oceanrex Před 4 lety +148

      Lat time I checked I don't have a few hundred spare Dollars for a pair of wireless headphones because I'm not the upper-middle class and above. Plus, Samsung and iPhones have the same high quality.

    • @Kayne-tz7nq
      @Kayne-tz7nq Před 4 lety +2

      i wonder if you're reading this ‘Samgsum’

  • @TailsTheFoxYT
    @TailsTheFoxYT Před 3 lety +3

    "That's what ya get for getting an Android"
    Ahem, from Apple you get expensive phones lacking in features with updates to slow down older phones and new ones getting litterally nothing useful in features at all besides looking fancy, and a dumb customer base who will shill out thousands of dollars for this crap. Bluetooth quality is worse than wire from my experience." This is opposed to "Download litterally anything on the play store including stuff like dreamcast emulators, you have jacks for external storage and headphones, cheap price, and more. Oh and, did i mention Apple does this with LITTERALLY EVERYTHING THEY MAKE. Androids also have higher end options that give you more for the price. Basically, Apple is a basically a garbage company with the only pro being THE NAME BRAND! I do not give a shit that this is a year old it still somehow pisses me off.

  • @beeswall1291
    @beeswall1291 Před 3 lety +6

    5:17 you cannot talk for you seem to have never played lozoot before his text takes so long to go through even while pressing A a tone then you click no and it STARTS ALL OVER AGAIN

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters Před 3 lety

      The no being on top is not the problem. The problem is there is no option to skip.

    • @beeswall1291
      @beeswall1291 Před 3 lety

      @@Owen_loves_Butters no

  • @xavibun
    @xavibun Před 4 lety +55

    I'm willing to bet all of the dislikes are from Damien's comments on Apple.

  • @Tielormus
    @Tielormus Před 4 lety +64

    I wanna make an app where it’s like
    “Do you like the game”
    “it’s ok”
    “no it not ok”
    Then when you pick no, it responds with:
    “bruh moment what can i do now”

  • @sentheshen1965
    @sentheshen1965 Před 3 lety +5

    5:18 The reason why people think this is mildly infuriating is because the owl's instructions/tutorial is kinda long and boring so usually people mash through it. The problem is because no is on the top if you mash, you are prone to clicking no and repeating his dialogue.

  • @TrappedBowyer9684
    @TrappedBowyer9684 Před 3 lety +5

    1:06
    That impression was amazing

  • @superkh12
    @superkh12 Před 4 lety +300

    "Be an adult a buy Bluetooth headphones"
    I've never been more angry. Legit hope you lose your phone.

    • @cokedpotato3515
      @cokedpotato3515 Před 4 lety +4

      I-I have blue tooth head phones I'm using em right now

    • @L11_Restart
      @L11_Restart Před 4 lety

      **wosh** (i think i should stop im getting tired from woshing pepole)

    • @morgankasper5227
      @morgankasper5227 Před 4 lety +18

      Cord headphones have higher quality!

    • @hyperlink463
      @hyperlink463 Před 4 lety +10

      @@L11_Restart You're getting tired of *washing people? I mean I don't blame you. It's a pretty nasty job to do.

    • @alphafart
      @alphafart Před 4 lety

      Shavin65 no woshing people

  • @21minute
    @21minute Před 4 lety +193

    Oof. He basically pulled an "I smell broke 'cause you don't have Airpods" meme and none of the peeps in the comments section are liking it.

    • @user-um7fw6bl2e
      @user-um7fw6bl2e Před 4 lety +6

      Air pods suck
      Racon
      Sponsored by racon

    • @justseffstuff3308
      @justseffstuff3308 Před 3 lety +11

      Yep... honestly lowkey considered unsubbing for a bit there. What an asshat.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Před 3 lety +14

      “They make good Bluetooth headphones now”
      They also make good wired headphones now. Stop being a baby and thinking that headphone jacks are useless.

    • @yoursinisterdoge2785
      @yoursinisterdoge2785 Před 3 lety +3

      Airpods? Sorry, I can't hear such poverty with my Campfire Audio Andromedas..

    • @wheatleygaming3652
      @wheatleygaming3652 Před 3 lety +1

      imagine getting airpods for christmas,
      this post was made my PC accessory gang

  • @DrSarcasmable
    @DrSarcasmable Před 3 lety +2

    8:43 The size of the plastic packaging is so that it is too big to fit into pockets, reducing loss from theft.

  • @ceoofsocialanxiety6658
    @ceoofsocialanxiety6658 Před 4 lety +65

    8:25 Damien, just letting you know, it has been proven that wireless headphones are technically inferior to wired ones. In addition, with wired headphones, you don't need to charge them up, and you don't need to worry about losing one of them.
    My opinion: splish splash, your opinion is trash.

    • @sp88der
      @sp88der Před 3 lety +6

      Comment above me is correct

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters Před 3 lety +2

      “Wireless headphones are technically inferior to wired o-“
      No. Just no. More expensive, yes. Lower quality, no.

    • @lovedrreid1
      @lovedrreid1 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Owen_loves_Butters uhm, they ARE lower quality. That is just 100% a fact, bud...

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters Před 3 lety +3

      @@lovedrreid1 Really, no. I’ve used them.

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters Před 3 lety +2

      And if you really think wireless headphones are worse, get the dongle.

  • @taytay1030
    @taytay1030 Před 4 lety +316

    Okay but Android doesn't mean ads on the screen. He either has an app with popups or a virus...

    • @teubert2
      @teubert2 Před 4 lety +37

      Agree. I have used Android for years, and I have never had any ads. He probably has the latter as not a lot of people use anti-virus on their smartphones.

    • @banaanzxcvbnm
      @banaanzxcvbnm Před 4 lety +20

      Probably a launcher with adds.

    • @azkera
      @azkera Před 4 lety +13

      he prolly installed one of those "invisible app" that hide itself from the phone
      then it lunches ads
      seen it before

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 Před 4 lety +6

      Probably just downloaded an a**hole app that makes ad pop up all over the phone. Thing is it's hard to find out which one.

    • @okguy167
      @okguy167 Před 4 lety +2

      I think the problem is that it's a Google Pixel 3... I heard that my grandmother, who usually knows what she's doing, has been getting ads like that. And no, kids don't go over to play at her house or with her phone. All of her family live in another state except for her husband.

  • @am45_001
    @am45_001 Před 4 lety +304

    Bluetooth Headphones:
    [Pros]
    -wireless
    [Cons]
    -connection issues are usually a problem with the bluetooth chip in the headphones
    -pausing/playing sound over bluetooth causes a small skip in the audio
    -typically worse audio quality compared to similarly priced wired headphones
    -bluetooth headphones need to be charged
    -cannot be converted into wired unless a wired option has already been integrated
    Wired Headphones:
    [Pros]
    -greater audio quality compared to bluetooth
    -audio is played passively so you don't need to charge them (this is also why you dont experience skipping when pausing/playing audio through them)
    -the aux cable can be replaced cheaply without taking apart anything (only if the aux cable isn't soldered to the headphones)
    -wired headphones can be converted into bluetooth headphones cheaply (price is proportional to quality)
    [Cons]
    -wires

    • @L11_Restart
      @L11_Restart Před 4 lety +1

      i nshould stop before i became bipolar and analphabet

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist Před 4 lety +1

      @Charli 1234 Mine are Jabra Revo, I found them on campus a few years ago. The folding function is damaged on the left side causing them to fall apart if too much pressure is added, the internal battery seems to have gotten damaged or the wire broke, and the earpad liner is wearing away causing irritation if a barrier isn't in place.
      However, they are the best headphones I've ever had. Most of the issues are from water damage (it was raining when I found them and I stupidly wore them in the shower thinking they weren't going to last long). I'm still able to use them since they have an AUX port letting me just replace the cable if the need occurs. Eventually, when I have the money/need, I plan to buy myself a new pair especially since the price has gone down over the years.

    • @user-qp4ru6el2s
      @user-qp4ru6el2s Před 4 lety +6

      I mean, I once got the wires caught by the door knob and my headphones were yeeted across the room, obviously breaking as a result.
      So no, I’d rather not. Charging isn’t really a thing since mine charge fast and can live till the night when I start charging, and there wasn’t any noticeable audio quality differences.

    • @spleens4200
      @spleens4200 Před 4 lety +1

      I’m sorry but I disagree with the quality, you know how the quality drops in them? It’s the mesh inside of the buds getting clogged with EARWAX, you can very easily remove them or poke a few holes

    • @spleens4200
      @spleens4200 Před 4 lety

      Charli 1234 Mpow Jaws are good too!

  • @aj.1792
    @aj.1792 Před 4 lety +3

    ''Yeah sure!'' ''Umm sure''
    me: rapidly pressing back button on phone-

  • @waterwolf982
    @waterwolf982 Před 3 lety +4

    6:27
    Nah nah nah, it meant “A larger amount of air”

  • @Xiellion
    @Xiellion Před 4 lety +451

    "Just be an adult and pay more money to use something that already costs $1000"

    • @anarchyandempires5452
      @anarchyandempires5452 Před 4 lety +44

      Yeah Be an adult and trust everything aple tells you like a good little boy.

    • @FirstNameLastName-il8ev
      @FirstNameLastName-il8ev Před 4 lety +36

      College debts? What's that? I can't hear you over my *1k phone and airpods*

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 Před 4 lety +1

      Sound advice.

    • @peabrain6872
      @peabrain6872 Před 4 lety

      Anarchy Empire hey Samsung the galaxy fold would be good for almost $2000 but if you fold it too much it doesn’t work

    • @anarchyandempires5452
      @anarchyandempires5452 Před 4 lety +2

      @@peabrain6872 the fold is just as dumb an idea as no Headphone jack.

  • @user-ql2fh2mq1d
    @user-ql2fh2mq1d Před 4 lety +386

    "A headphone jack is childish,"
    WHERE IS THE REAL DAMIEN
    WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM

    • @evavonblon2151
      @evavonblon2151 Před 4 lety

      Baby?

    • @stiky5972
      @stiky5972 Před 4 lety

      They ate him

    • @roombaslug
      @roombaslug Před 4 lety +1

      Apple has a gun to his head

    • @stiky5972
      @stiky5972 Před 4 lety

      @@roombaslug Nah man it has a squirt gun to it's head (gun emoji was changed to: 🔫)

  • @mtgmason1551
    @mtgmason1551 Před 4 lety +2

    2:08 this is even worse in Magic the Gathering, because there is a format called “cube” that people love to play, but is very expensive, and “power cubes” are often referred to as powerful because they contain very expensive and powerful cards “mox opal, Lilliana of the Veil, Jace, etc”

  • @juneypuppy
    @juneypuppy Před 4 lety +3

    Everyone in the comments is raging at Damien for the iPhone thing, meanwhile I'm just having flashbacks to that damn owl from OoT. Putting the "No" on top so you have to sit through the ENTIRE thing again is the PINNACLE of asshole design.

    • @victorhugo-wo2ci
      @victorhugo-wo2ci Před 3 lety +1

      Lol i remember loopinv around on that dialogue for half an hour being like"this fucking owl sure talks alot huh"

  • @isabellajustice2910
    @isabellajustice2910 Před 4 lety +86

    Bluetooth headphones are more expensive and force us to deal with another charger

    • @gunfuego
      @gunfuego Před 4 lety

      and too much electromagnetic radiation adsorption can be harmful. It's bad enough 5g is forced on us......

    • @astroyeaster9464
      @astroyeaster9464 Před 4 lety

      @@gunfuego lol 5g is basically WiFi

    • @gunfuego
      @gunfuego Před 4 lety +3

      @@astroyeaster9464 No. It operates at about 6-300Ghz WiFi is at 2.4 to5Ghz. That alone is a big difference. Low doses of RF radiation over a long period time are linked to cancer, headaches, depression, anxiety, sleep issues and other ailments. 5g is adding more RF to the airwaves...

    • @MichaelSwartz-bf6we
      @MichaelSwartz-bf6we Před 4 lety +1

      What has this post turned into

    • @SugmaDick
      @SugmaDick Před 4 lety +2

      @@gunfuego go get some proper research from a reliable resource, not conspiracy theorist forums.

  • @ItsCosmoTewulf
    @ItsCosmoTewulf Před 4 lety +133

    Damien: You don't need a headphone jack. Stop being a baby.
    Me: *high-pitched demonic screeching*

  • @Turtleanju
    @Turtleanju Před 3 lety +2

    Dude that chills impression was frickin good

  • @tarkynh1685
    @tarkynh1685 Před 4 lety +4

    5:20
    Well it's an Orcarina of time thing that that owls message is so bloody ling-

  • @KR_Kosmik
    @KR_Kosmik Před 4 lety +72

    Just be an adult and buy Bluetooth headphones
    I'm sorry but I am not an adult AND I CANT AFFORD THEM

    • @hansdietrich83
      @hansdietrich83 Před 4 lety

      I got a V30 and some 130€ Beyerdynamics. If I now get a phone without a HJ i have a 130€ pair of Headphones lying around...

    • @eevee2962
      @eevee2962 Před 4 lety

      Supercat 11 I’m not an adult and I have one lol

    • @KR_Kosmik
      @KR_Kosmik Před 4 lety

      @@eevee2962 wow look at you not all of us can be as spoiled as you

  • @sandtrap175
    @sandtrap175 Před 4 lety +155

    Not every one can buy a $1000 phone, plus an extra $100 for low audio quality airpods.

    • @92camarors98
      @92camarors98 Před 4 lety +4

      Sandtrap 175 there’s bluetooth earphones at Best Buy that have great quality for $15

    • @evanadams1781
      @evanadams1781 Před 4 lety +11

      @@92camarors98 those stop working in like a day

    • @anarchyandempires5452
      @anarchyandempires5452 Před 4 lety +5

      @@evanadams1781 yeah those ain't water nor impact resistant so they get pretty fucked up really quickly if you use them in like the gym....or you know if you live in the south part of the country in Sumer.

    • @jacksonepperly2804
      @jacksonepperly2804 Před 4 lety

      Anarchy Empire ive dropped my airpods multiple times in one day from around waist height. im also 6 feet. dont see where your getting this from

    • @Eggsactly
      @Eggsactly Před 4 lety +2

      @@jacksonepperly2804 airpods are too light to be damaged by dropping them lol... if you drop a pencil from 6ft will it break? Worse case scenario is a scratch.

  • @thaisacattoor1636
    @thaisacattoor1636 Před 4 lety +2

    'Be an adult' he says, not knowing I'm a 15 year old

  • @mabimabi212
    @mabimabi212 Před 4 lety +4

    Just use whateves and don't go "aPpLe iS bEtTeR", it's just asking for a fight smh

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters Před 3 lety

      People have forgotten opinions exist.

    • @mabimabi212
      @mabimabi212 Před 3 lety

      @@Owen_loves_Butters Yes. people has also forgotten that sometimes no one asked for your opinion

  • @anastasiao4036
    @anastasiao4036 Před 4 lety +136

    Okay EmKay, I love you, but not everyone has to get Bluetooth headphones to be 'adult'.

    • @lolz8bit
      @lolz8bit Před 4 lety

      AliveGhostCarii not a joke

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 Před 4 lety +6

      If wireless headphones fall out, they're on the ground, and that is not good.

    • @nevermore7285
      @nevermore7285 Před 4 lety

      The Hidden Ninja of wired headphones fall out, they earbuds full to floor and get crushed. That isn’t good either

    • @anastasiao4036
      @anastasiao4036 Před 4 lety

      @@nevermore7285 I used to have Bluetooth. Why do you have to worry about battery life for HEADPHONES. Of all things on the world. They don't even have much battery life in the first place.. It's so much easier and quicker to have wired. Plus, wired is harder to lose. I hate that phone companies are getting rid of earbud jacks and are forcing people to get adapters or Bluetooth. The price, struggle, and ability to be lost for Bluetooth, airpods, etc isn't worth it.

    • @anastasiao4036
      @anastasiao4036 Před 4 lety

      @@nevermore7285 Plus, drop an airpod while on a high place, there is nothing to stop it unless you have good reflexes. Don't even think about dropping them over a drain. Not to mention wired are more affordable and easily accessible in every store. If you lose them somehow or they break, you can get others for five bucks.

  • @mridoit1701
    @mridoit1701 Před 4 lety +580

    Imagine not having a headphone jack lmao, apple fanboys

    • @leepicfortnitefunniesxdfun4655
      @leepicfortnitefunniesxdfun4655 Před 4 lety +11

      mr. idoit samsung doesn’t either now

    • @mridoit1701
      @mridoit1701 Před 4 lety +23

      @@leepicfortnitefunniesxdfun4655 really? That's a bruh moment, what about Motorola?

    • @tabitha9093
      @tabitha9093 Před 4 lety +7

      ew motorola

    • @OddlyDelta
      @OddlyDelta Před 4 lety +3

      @@leepicfortnitefunniesxdfun4655 vivo 4 life lmao

    • @chadschmaltz9790
      @chadschmaltz9790 Před 4 lety +5

      Then I plan to hang on to my Galaxy S9 for as long as I possibly can.

  • @realperson9104
    @realperson9104 Před 3 lety +3

    FYI, the reason the no being on top for the “you get all that” question is if you are rapidly skipping dialogue, you are going to get stuck in an endless cycle of exposition

  • @Mousegosqueek
    @Mousegosqueek Před 4 lety +1

    I just finished crying my eyes out, time for Emkay to make me happy

  • @hugemango2011
    @hugemango2011 Před 4 lety +248

    Damien: 8:20
    *"You are the enemy of the people"*

    • @ArcYT
      @ArcYT Před 4 lety

      unsubscribed lmao

  • @theopenrift
    @theopenrift Před 4 lety +629

    8:18 can we just talk about the fact that Damien thinks wanting a headphone jack is childish?? I hope to God he's joking.

  • @mitingtwotch
    @mitingtwotch Před 3 lety +4

    5:09 wow he nailed that chills impression.

  • @rihayl7276
    @rihayl7276 Před 3 lety +3

    10:24 bruh the price is up by 50 cents

  • @arka1409
    @arka1409 Před 4 lety +7

    "Stop being a baby, get bluetooth headphones"
    Thomas had never HEARD such bullshit before

  • @buddermantheamazing
    @buddermantheamazing Před 4 lety +492

    "Don't be a baby, just spend 2000 dollars on Apple products!"

    • @Andreitolca1
      @Andreitolca1 Před 4 lety +14

      That are worse than android!

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 Před 4 lety +2

      I think he more said you shouldn’t be so annoyed by the removal of the headphone jack since BT is better than wired anyway but you weren’t paying attention because he had an iPhone onscreen.

    • @healslut1553
      @healslut1553 Před 4 lety +14

      @@mr.stuffdoer8483 "BT better than wired." Lmao. A huge trade-off in quality isn't worth it for _a lot_ of people.

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 Před 4 lety +4

      HealSlut My Bluetooth headphones sound better and work better than wired, and have lasted at least 5x longer than any wired pair ever has, and they’re still going strong. Also I never have to untangle the wire.

    • @ShadowHolder748
      @ShadowHolder748 Před 4 lety +5

      Mr. Stuff Doer yeah but I have perfectly good wired headphones and don’t wanna have to spend money on new Bluetooth headphones as I would have to spend a lot for them to sound as good as my wired ones.

  • @VenusHalo
    @VenusHalo Před 4 lety +9

    2:42
    A piece of advice to everyone who is or isn’t a fan of whipped cake topping:
    bUttercream is the normal sweet frosting
    bEttercreme is the cool whip type frosting.
    U for teeth rotting sweet
    E for cool whip sweet
    You’re welcome,
    Sincerely a bakery worker of almost 3 years

  • @Kyoobur9000
    @Kyoobur9000 Před 3 lety +1

    2:07 “Mystery power cube, but there’s no cube!”
    *IT WAS ME ALL ALONG AUSTIN*

  • @rainbow_vader
    @rainbow_vader Před 4 lety +214

    Everyone in the comments raging at Damien because of the headphone jack comment
    Nice

    • @nappygrimm6411
      @nappygrimm6411 Před 3 lety +2

      Like bro ive seen bluetooth go for like 20 dollars now its amazing f cords they get cought on everything when i walk around and if the cord breaks your fucked no cord no problem other than that one but we dont talk about it because otherwise the other side might look better

    • @some-one-else
      @some-one-else Před 3 lety +10

      @@nappygrimm6411 Congratulations, you have a preference. Now how about companies stop trying to force me to pay extra just so I can have my preference when it costs them pennies to not do that? Have you considered that other people don't agree with you?

    • @nappygrimm6411
      @nappygrimm6411 Před 3 lety

      @@some-one-else why are you playing with q double edge sword cant say people disagree with me and not you and also stop complaining about companys trying to squeeze every penny when we the consumer can pick from hundreds plus does it look like i got the power to walk onto a company and tell them to not use tactics that keep them at the top thir shady but we cant have a honest company anymore thats just that there's always a catch look for the one with no catch or dont look at all i tried to give a fix you cane to argue mabye dont go buck wild trying to fight people because im the low man on the argument pole

    • @wheatleygaming3652
      @wheatleygaming3652 Před 3 lety +3

      @@nappygrimm6411 why is your comment fucking 4 lines, what is this? an essay?

    • @nappygrimm6411
      @nappygrimm6411 Před 3 lety

      @@wheatleygaming3652 ive read longer rants got one that was the size of a full on essay five paragraphs it was just insane I've learned that once you start its hard yo stop try saying one thing bad about a thing you don't like most of the time every other bad thing about it comes to mind

  • @SlavicusVile
    @SlavicusVile Před 4 lety +145

    Anybody: _tries to be smug about Apple_
    CZcams Comments: *_I'm boutta end this man's whole career_*

  • @toshineon
    @toshineon Před 3 lety +1

    "just buy a bluetooth headset you baby"
    Literally a few moment later shows a bluetooth headset being incompatible with a device.

  • @bananajoe8677
    @bananajoe8677 Před 4 lety +5

    3:50, these cups are actually designed to keep a warm drink warm when they're on cold ground and vice versa!

  • @Skellitor301_VA
    @Skellitor301_VA Před 4 lety +80

    I'd be fine with a phone coming with ads preinstalled over Apple's anti-consumer business practices. At least I'm not being charged more in repair costs than it would for a new device.

    • @Skellitor301_VA
      @Skellitor301_VA Před 4 lety +9

      Yeah that's part of their anti-consumer practices that makes me turn away from Apple products. Other than that it's really an overpriced name brand, you can get an Android phone that's just as good and much more functional than an iPhone. People try to justify the expensive aspect as premium when fact is the parts and software is sometimes dated or lacking. You are not buying premium with apple, you're buying a name brand. If someone buys into Apple's premium bs, then they're just dumb for buying into that falsehood.

    • @IndellableHatesHandles
      @IndellableHatesHandles Před 3 lety +5

      Wasted battery
      You know what? I'll just get a Samsung instead. Apple sucks

    • @michaelcross3744
      @michaelcross3744 Před 2 lety +1

      What's funny is I've run with Android since my very first smart phone 10 years ago and my first flagship phone just 4 months ago. Never have I seen pre installed ads. Usually only see that when you download those shitty mobile games

  • @LordTyph
    @LordTyph Před 4 lety +20

    to clarify on the Owl, hitting No makes you go through his whole, long spiel again.
    In other words, it's designed so that if you're constantly tapping A to get through it all, you might accidentally have him do it all over again.

  • @BeepsDaBeepster
    @BeepsDaBeepster Před 3 lety +2

    5:04 That Chills impression is like perfect

  • @TisGrym
    @TisGrym Před 3 lety +4

    Bluetooth headphones are all fun and games till you’re listening to something to help you sleep and two loud beeps cut in to let you know your battery will be dead in 22.67 seconds